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pentacass · 10 months

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For a less intensive ask than my last barrage lol - do you create playlists for your characters? Are there any songs that you particularly associate with any of them?

ohhboi this finally got me to sort my playlists out 😂 thank u <3 i have one for ael and ves, u can poke around my profile for others too (i have a sie/renn one, but it's hella outdated)

It's all on Spotify: Aelirra, Vestra

Recommend looking up lyric translations for non-English songs! (if u wanna lmao) Now it is time for me to not shut the fuck up!!

I arranged the playlists to reflect their personal story beats first, then their romance beats.

Ael only has 4 personal songs :(( (i'm sorry bb u can go beat up ves in revenge) The best song that describes her is this:

Soft to be Strong - Marina Somebody hurt me long ago And though to heal a heart is slow It's just a consequence of pain There is no use in laying blame And I guess I've known it all along The truth is you have to be soft to be strong Finally, I feel the fear is gone I found out love has to be soft to be strong I choose to love you without fear No shame in being sincere

For her romance tracks, I'm going for a yearning, bygone days vibe to start, then searching (within herself and Kira) for a name to what they share, ends with 'I love you. Nothing will break us apart again.'

go to hell. - luhx I give more than I take pour love into all I do But there’s one thing I won’t quit If loving her’s a sin I’d go to hell for it Gladly go to hell for it I don’t need to be forgiven for being me I’ve been scared of who I’ll lose but in the end it all comes down to me

End of the Earth - Marina We're all living in the same universe Where the stars collide as the planets turn But I'll give my love, I don't care if it hurts 'Cause I'll love you 'till the end If we're torn apart then I won't let go 'Cause wherever we are, it feels like home And I'll love you 'till the end I'll love you 'till the end (of the earth)

And now...the Sith clown (derogatory)

Her personal songs end with 'Nox'. Romance stuff starts with 'Confident'. Each section reflects Ves as a character - strong, upbeat layers to peel through before getting to her softer core. If you hear a ballad, you're hearing a bit of her soul.

Personal stuff first! Starts off power-drunk (nigh narcissistic), then shows the steel beneath seductive velvet, finishes with soul-heavy sorrow.

Monster - PVRIS How could you let them do this to you? How could you let them turn you into a monster? Your bridge started to burn when you ran all across it I guess you never learn 'til you live and you lost it Live and you lost it Breathe No More - Evanescence I've been looking in the mirror for so long That I've come to believe my soul's on the other side All the little pieces falling, shatter Shards of me Too sharp to put back together Too small to matter But big enough to cut me into so many little pieces If I try to touch her

Her romance with Lana revolves around sex a lot in the beginning, then she realises she wants more, then she realises she's in love, and love involves the mortifying ordeal of being known??? Fuck!!!!

The romance tracks go: I want to fuck you - I want you - I...think I love you? - I love you with my soul.

Roses - Adam Lambert You're like a knife 'cause your looks could kill Hold my breath every time we kiss Are you feeling it? Like I, like I feel it When I touch you baby My name will you say it Between the sheets we ain't pillow talking Is it love or are we just fucking Tell me babe, you can't keep me waiting Black Pearl - Sunmi Now I can withstand most anything Even if it hurts, I can take it (I can take it) I held it in to protect myself But in your eyes I must have seemed so nice and shining I’m dirty and in pain, I’m wrapping around myself So this ugly, black light, won’t come seeping out I may seem like a brand new, white gem But you don’t even know what’s inside Why do you try to look inside me? Why do you poke at me forcefully? You think you can open my heart like that? When it’s closed so tight? You think I’m going to break apart? Don't Judge Me - Janelle Monáe Even though you tell me you love me I'm afraid that you just love my disguise Taste my fears and light your candle to my raging fire Of broken desire But don't judge me I know I got issues But they drown when I kiss you Don't judge me Baptize me with ocean Recognize my devotion Dancing in the Dark - SVRCINA Completely intoxicated by your love I tremble at your touch, you're all I want So completely intoxicated by your love Like sweet perfume, I know it's you with my eyes closed And nothing will change that Wherever you are, I wanna be right there Holding me close to your heart Here in your arms, oh how could I be scared? Safe with you dancing in the dark

#can u tell who the fuck is my favourite #hate it!!!#swtor #aelirra #vestra lenshe #yzstuff #yzswtor #ask #intheinkpot

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brightgnosis · 1 year

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I actually managed to sleep like the dead last night, for the first time in ages- and I'm pretty sure that 99% of it was because of my new pillow and not because I was running on only 4 hours of sleep.

We got me a memory foam pillow ages ago because Memory Foam everything is recommended for bedroom stuff for Fibro; we already had a Memory Foam topper for our mattress that we got to help decrease my movement waking Hubby up when I come into bed late, and the wonders it did for my body were A+ so after we learned that about Fibro we decided to try a Memory Foam pillow for me too.

It was so uncomfortable ??? The first one I tried was huge, stiff as stone, and then out of nowhere it got all ... Mealy textured eventually- and that made it way worse. So I swapped to a different memory foam pillow thinking maybe it was just that company. And it was, but the new one really wasn't any better. It was also really hard, and that one went flat on me outright within a couple of months ???

Needless to say I have not been impressed with Memory Foam pillows. So far my experiences with them have been absolute crap- though admittedly they did solve all of the neck pain that I was having (which comes mostly from spinal separation issues that occur at the base of the Brain Stem area with people with Fibro). So it was loose - loose; they worked, but at what cost (especially for ~$50 per pop, when they were lasting less than 6 months- compared to a proper pillow should last between 3 and 5 years).

Anyways, I went back to my old, regular polyfill Allswell that I had before, because it was still pretty fluffy at the time and all the Memory Foam pillows were such an absolutely absurd price for pillows that suck so badly ... But eventually that was just pancaked and no amount of fluffing it would save it. So I finally had to give in and get a new pillow again when we went shopping Sunday.

I was just going to get another polyfill, until I really looked at their Memory Foam options and realized that all of the brands I'd been buying so far have used the Memory Foam bits that were popularized by that one stupid pillow made by that really creepy scammy guy --- and not the old fashioned, traditional block of Memory Foam. So since they had two options that were just solid blocks, I decided to get one of the actual block Memory Foam pillows instead to try out.

I figured who knows. Maybe that somehow makes a difference. And boy was I right; oh my God, what a huge freaking difference it makes already.

1. Infinitely more comfortable just as a baseline. Like zero comparison at all. The block is just infinitely softer despite being the exact same "weight" as all the others (Medium).

2. It takes far less time (like seconds compared to minutes) for it to "accept" my body and mold to it and I can sleep with my arm under me now (which isn't something either of the "bit foam" pillows allowed me to do).

Hopefully this thing will last me more than the 3 and 6 months the other two did. But so far? 100%: Memory Foam bits are officially the worst thing on the planet, and I genuinely don't know how anyone sleeps with those crappy things.

#Fibromyalgia: The Fuck You For No Reason Disease!#Personal #Alphabet Soup #2023

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onlyoneofyouu · 3 years

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@henlex I found it!! @bonknanab bb you need to see this too 👀

wookjin calling love teddy bear with the sole purpose of ending my life

#onlyoneof #ooo #mine: ooo #ooo videos #nine #wookjin #love #jisung #wooksung #wookjin really said let's kill them once more #after honey we now have teddy bear #teddy bear is the only thing I'm sure about 😭 but i added the whole convo in case someone is able to translate something idk #LOOK AT LOVE SMILEEEEEEEEEEEE #i'm softer than a brand new pillow #wooksung my beloved

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petboymart · 3 years

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heat cycles with catboy!Kuroo and catboy!Kenma? i feel like they would fight for who gets to fuck their owner and just end up both fucking her/them

why do i crave to be in the middle of them, and let them fight over me until i've been fucked dumb, like i'm asexual but i would let the two of them do just about ANYTHING TO ME

warnings: fem!bodied reader but with they/them pronouns, smut mdni 18+ only, oral-fem!receiving, anal play (kenma fingers himself), pet names (kitty, baby), kinda a/b/o?, talks of mating, so much plot like it really got away from me-like this is 21k...

you found two cat boys by the dumpster of your apartment building when you were taking out the trash one day. one was a calico cat with a smaller build and fluffier fur, and the other was a black cat that was slightly taller. both had sets of eyes that seemed to glow golden at you with curiosity. it was raining and cold, and the two kitties were just too cute to leave out in the cold. your building allowed pet boys and girls as long as you updated your landlord about their species and kept collars on them in case of loose pets.

so, you took the two upstairs, gave them a warm bath, and sent a message to your landlord just in case they belong to someone in the building and got out. fortunately, or unfortunately, their previous owners had been a couple that just had a baby and moved out of the building into the suburbs to raise their family. in their move, they seemed to leave behind two cat hybrids: kuroo and kenma. their previous owners thought that caring for two catboys and a baby would be easy, but when it turned out to be more difficult than they thought, they simply abandoned kuroo and kenma, and the two had been fending for themselves in the park and the area behind your building.

by the end of the day, both catboys had their own food and water bowls, a box of new toys, a cat hammock on the window in your living room, a big plush bed with blankets and pillows, and of course, two brand new collars with their names and yours in case they ever got out.

the first couple of days in your apartment, kuroo was the only one who would interact with you. he would nuzzle you legs and stomach during mealtimes, would cuddle with you on the couch, and would bring you toys while you would be working asking to play. on the flipside, you barely saw kenma awake or not buried in the piles of blankets around the apartment. his bowl would get empty and some of the softer, plush toys you bought would go missing, but you didn’t see much of the calico cat until about a week after you took them in.

once both kenma and kuroo got used to you and your apartment, the three of you were attached at the hip. the bed in your home office slowly got closer and closer to your desk so your boys could sleep near your feet and keep you company during boring conference calls and harsh emails from online clients. on warm sunny days, kenma would sit in the cat hammock, napping in the sun and kuroo would beg you to open the balcony doors so he could bully/play with some of the dogboys in the outdoor park in the back of the building. by the third month of having them live with you, both cats were comfortable in their new home and with their new owner.

the first time you had to deal with one of their heats was on a sunny day on a weekend. it had rained for most of the week, keeping kuroo locked up inside, unable to bother bokuto and daichi, two of the dogboys in the building. both of their owners were used to kuroo and offered to pick him up and take him to a park a couple blocks away to burn off some of kuroo’s bent up energy. you had bought him a harness and leash after the first month of having him since he seemed to enjoy walks and adventures in the park. normally kenma cleans behind kuroo’s ears to make sure other pets know that kuroo has some kind of mate (or that was the explanation their vet gave you when you asked about kenma’s behavior). but when a knock was heard on the door, kenma was nowhere to be found.

“where’s kenma?” kuroo asked as you helped him into his gear for the day.

“i guess he’s still asleep? i’ll check on him, he’s probably just extra tired today,” you said, reassuring kuroo. “go have fun at the park, it’s supposed to be a really nice day!”

kuroo still looked a little worried, but a couple scratches behind his ears seemed to relax him. kuroo leaned into you to give you a small lick on the cheek, and then he was out the door with his dog friends for a fun time in the sun.

you walked into the kitchen and poured some food into kenma’s bowl, a sound that surprisingly caused the lazy hybrid to come running. the clicking sound of the dry food hitting metal filled the walls of your strangely quiet apartment. while kenma was the quieter, lower energy cat of the two, he wasn’t as lazy or shy as you first thought. he wanted to be in the same room as you or kuroo at all times, and if possible, his favorite place to be was in your arms. something was definitely up. the cat hammock was empty, and you had actually made your bed this morning and knew the calico boy wasn’t in the bedroom. you cleaned up the dishes from breakfast and refilled the water bowl, just in case, and headed to the spare room/office, gently calling out to kenma. you heard rustling and low, quiet sounds, and at first it sounded like kenma was waking up from a nap and getting up to greet you.

but when you pushed the door wide open, your face began to get hot and your underwear wet: kenma had managed to take off his hoodie and was laying on his stomach and had some of his fingers in his ass, his fluffy tail pointed up straight twitching back and forth. kenma’s hip moved slowly against the bedding, and you could hear his labored, breathing over the sound of your heartbeat racing.

“kenma?” you gentle voice ringing out in the room caused kenma’s hips to rub slightly harder into the bedding and his eyes opened to look right at you. your heart jumped into your throat when you made eye contact with two golden eyes on fire. a small smirk formed on his lips, then into an O as his fingers hit the small spot he had been looking for.

“are you just going to stare, or are you gonna come help?” kenma batting his eyelashes as he sat up straight. his cock was hard, with precum smeared across his stomach from the leaking head. “please come help me,” his voice coming out softer. you watched as his wrist continued to move, working his fingers, trying to find that spot again. he’s in heat, you thought. when you first took the two cat hybrids in, you took them to the vet to check on their health and learn a bit more about caring for them. the doctor you took them to told you that kuroo was an alpha cat and kenma an omega. what that meant for you was the decision to put them on medication to keep their heats, aka mating periods, at bay or allow the two cats to mate and help each other. since the two catboys seemed close already, you originally figured it wouldn't hurt, especially since you had a spare room for them to live in. neither cat hybrid had showed any symptoms of heats while in your care before this, and their doctor said it was probably due to their systems resetting to normal cycles. but you could’ve never predicted the situation right in front of you: kenma had gone into heat and kuroo wasn’t home to help, and the catboy in front of you needed help to quell the heat in his stomach.

“ye-yeah, yeah i’ll help you,” you stuttered out your response, moving to kneel down on the large pet bed with him. his free hand reached out to meet yours, and began to press kisses to your hand and wrist and arm as you began to pet him behind the ears. kenma began to purr and bite into the skin on your neck and shoulders, trying to leave marks.

“you’re ours now, yeah? our new mate,” kenma licked and kissed across the skin exposed by the tank top you slept in. you both grabbed at the shirt, pulling the fabric off. “tell me you’re ours, please tell me baby,” he slowly moved down your chest and gave one of your nipples a small bite.

“yes, i’m yours, please kenma, i’ll help, i’m yours, please.” the heat in your stomach grew hotter and bolder, and you felt yourself falling hard for the calico’s seduction.

you felt the vibrations from a chuckle, and kenma moved back up to look you in the eyes, lips parted with a small smile. both of your breathing synced together, and you could feel the lust and adoration radiating from the catboy in front of you. you don’t know who moved first, but your lips meet in a kiss. the calico’s rough tongue licked against yours, causing a whine to erupted from your throat. you felt kenma’s claws hook into your shorts, trying to pull them off. you quickly pulled away to toss the last of your clothing on to the floor. kenma pressed your bodies together, and maneuvered you to be laying down.

he gave your face a few more kisses and licks before moving down to the center of your body. you felt his claws scratch down your thighs as his tongue passed his lips to lick at you clit. the same roughness from his tongue caused you to jump, pressing your hips into the air.

“such a good kitty for me, huh?” kenma laughed and licked up and down your clit again, then stuck his tongue into your pussy. kenma continued to suck and lick your arousal off your pussy and thighs, groaning as you slowly slipped further and further to the edge. you could hear rustling and movement, as kenma began to grind into the bedding again, trying to alleviate the heat in his stomach. the sounds of kenma’s tongue moving and your moans filled the room. “are you gonna cum for me, baby? gonna be the best mate for us.”

the idea of being claimed by the catboy in between your legs caused the knots in your stomach to unravel. the more you thought about it, the more you realized how much having kuroo and kenma in your life truly changed it for the better. you actually would go outside (at least for a little bit) to walk kuroo, kenma kept you company while working, and both boys kept you warm and safe at night.

“kenma please, i need you, i need you both,” you whisper, having been reduced to a puddle of lust and love. he moved back up your body, and smiled, giving you a sweet kiss before speaking.

“of course, sweet kitty.”

he slowed pressed into you, hips moving to meet yours. your arms wrapped around his back, nails pressing into the skin on his back. purrs and moans filled the room as kenma slowly thrusted in and out. his face dropped into your neck and teeth sunk into the skin, over old marks and making new ones. the pace picked up, and soon kenma was pounding into your wet cunt, squelches filled the room. your moans raised in pitch and volume, and you could feel the knot becoming tighter and tighter until it snapped. kenma kept going, not leaving a moment for you to breathe, trying to reach the same bliss as you. tears began to form in your eyes from the relentless pace of the calico above you, so you reached up to pet behind his ears. a long, low moan left his pink lips as he filled your cunt with his cum.

you leaned up to kiss kenma’s cheeks and neck, and the two of you laid down side by side. you kept petting his head until he curled into your side, slowly drifting to sleep. once he had fully fallen asleep, you carefully got up, digging for your phone in your discarded shorts. a message from bokuto’s owner showed up, asking you if kenma was okay and if you needed anything while they were out. you quickly replied, explaining the situation and telling them you would be fine. they sent a message back saying they would be making their way back to the apartment building, kuroo in tow, in a little while. the mention of kuroo reminded you of what kenma had said: ours, our mate. the words send a shiver down your spine and your thighs squeezed together. kenma’s heat would probably cause a similar reaction to kuroo, and you could only imagine what that meant for you.

thanks for reading! i’ll def be writing a part two to this with both kuroo and kenma, but be sure to let me know what you guys think and what you would like to see in part two (no promises but suggestions are welcomed!)

~scout

#scout !!#kittyboy aisle !!#kittyboy kuroo !!#kittyboy kenma !!#customer service !!#anon !!

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ow-anteater · 3 years

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Reinhardt or Hanzo for the ask game maybe :O (or perhaps Balderich? 👀)

Hell yeah an assortment of characters you do not have to ask me twice to think about (also I have oceans of time rn thank you for this to keep me occupied)

Rein

a song that reminds me of them - Danny Schmidt's Esmee By the River has immense Rein energy to me; gentle and a little bit mournful and nostalgic, but still positive and hopeful at the core - and to me it sounds like a song from a fairytale, very much his energy

what they smell like - just like ... man. I think he'd be the type to utterly despise smelling like something artificial. He buys tubs of the most neutral deodorant he can find and uses that. He's a pretty active person so he often smells a little bit sweaty under it, but it's more 'this is a person returning from a run' and less 'this guy hasn't showered in weeks' if you catch my drift

an otp - Reaper/Rein my absolute fucking beloved I love this ship and it seems I am the only one (Rein/Soldier/Reaper is also - as the kids say - very good)

a notp - I don't really like Ana/Rein as a romantic pairing all that much, but I'm not squeaked out by it so wouldn't call it a notp. There are definitely worse characters to ship him with, you just thankfully don't see those

favorite platonic/familial relationships - Brig, of course. Their dynamic is so charming and sweet. Rein and Torbs relationship is also really lovely and I like to imagine Rein gets along with Ingrid great as well! In general, the 'OG overwatch gang found family' is lovely and I love all parts of it

a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with - He isn't dumb at all, or at least not in the way some people portray him to be. I like to think that he's easy-going and loud and joyful on purpose but a very attentive and - especially emotionally - intelligent person. Also! I HC that most of his friends nickname him ‘Will’ rather than ‘Rein’ in day to day conversation

the position they sleep in - boy sprawls like his life depends on it and will throw every cover off him in his sleep. He's known to even push pillows off the bed while sleeping to claim the entire thing for himself

a crossover au i’d love to see them in - put Rein in a cheesy christmas movie right this second I dare you

my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn - I'm weirdly attached to Lieutenant Wilhelm; the white and blue overwatch skin. It's simple and kind of plain but something about it just looks right to my eye idk

Hanzo

a song that reminds me of them - the first one that came to mind was actually Jason Isbell’s New South Wales. It’s not really really a present day Hanzo mood, but I like the idea of him having a nice quiet day; introspective and hopeful - at last. It’s less of a vibe and more of a song I’d love to write a Hanzo centric fic based on some day but oh well

what they smell like - similar to Rein I think he'd just smell clean. No products with a strong scent

an otp - Bapzo is spicy as heck and I am not immune to imagining Reaper and Hanzo bumping into each other in a bar and hanging for a while, though that last one isn't romantic as much as 'I could see it happen as a weird little fling/hook-up and that idea is intriguing to me'

a notp - as mentioned, McHanzo is at this point about this 👌🏽 close to being a notp I am so tired of it and how it's treated in fandom

favorite platonic/familial relationships - Him and Genji obviously, and almost even more him and Zen talking things through is interesting and tender and complicated and I would like to see it

a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with - I don't know how to say this without sounding mean, but I'm pretty uncomfortable with the brand of 'sad and pathetic' much of the fandom projects onto him. I think I write him as a character that's more self-aware and a lot softer, but also with more dignity and justified pride than some people give him. Basically, I want him to be sillier and softer and with a lot more (yes, kind of stiff, but still) self-irony and I don't like when he gets boiled down to 'self-important but kind of pathetic'

the position they sleep in - back to a wall or he straight up will not fall asleep. A big pillow or a person might work in a pinch but a wall is definitely preferable

a crossover au i’d love to see them in - old school LotR AU with Hanzo as an elf of some sort sounds spicy to me

my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn - It’s a tie between oni and okami. S tier skins both of ‘em

Balderich

a song that reminds me of them - night rocker

what they smell like - earthy, not unpleasantly so but definitely an earth-like smell to him

an otp - none really

a notp - I’d prefer him to not have a romantic relationship with Rein, I like it far more as a camaraderie and mentorship - but it doesn’t downright freak me out or anything

favorite platonic/familial relationships - Rein, see the points above. I like the idea that they’re very similar and Balderich also had a phase of being way too cocky and overconfident

a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with - I see next to no content about him so idk if there’s even anything to disagree with

the position they sleep in - flat on his back snoring wildly

a crossover au i’d love to see them in - honestly think he’d be fun in like a Bridgerton esque alternative historical, neon colored universe

my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn - well the overgrown armor in Rein’s skin named after him is extremely nice, but I am not immune to conjuring up my own images of this man in some sort of formal attire

#overwatch #ask #ty so much for asking these were fun!!!!!#ow npc’s you are lovely #Reinhardt #Wilhelm Reinhard #Hanzo #Hanzo Shimada #Balderich #does he have a first name?

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gayoperatorgunclub · 4 years

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For the ultimate ship meme, Lion and Doc? I'm sorry, I'm LionDoc trash-

it’s all good!! whenever someone sends in an ask, i get an excuse to talk/write about one of my interests! really, it makes me so happy to be able to create content that people hopefully enjoy!! 💝💝💝

General:

How long will they last? - until the end of time, babey

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - it was love at first sight but then they started talking i do think it was some form of ~interest~ in one another at first sight, but then all that drama and lack of communication happened so they didn’t really allow themselves to even dream about the possibility of a relationship. HOWEVER! once lion joined rainbow and they talked their shit out like people who know how to cope, there was a period of a few months that is now referred to as The Four Months of Pining™, during which glaz did a lot of paintings where the subject (who usually bears an uncanny resemblance to doc or lion) is staring at something (or someone) longingly. he calls it his french period. when they finally get together, a LOT of money changes hands. and goes straight into sledge’s pocket (he was the only one who bet that it would take them this long). diana gets a brand new collar (handmade), bed (handmade), dish (handmade), and many new toys (some handmade, some store-bought. sledge’s craftsmanship can only get him so far)

How was their first kiss? - you know how the french are supposed to be super suave and confident??? and how gay people are trying their hardest but they’re just Not Good at things????? (i know these are stereotypes but stay with me). well, with their 5/8 french blood (i hc one of doc’s parents is fully algerian while the other is half french, half algerian), and their 4/4 gay blood, they have an 81.25% chance of success in matters of the heart. sadly, that 18.75% chance of failure came into play during this situation. picture it. doc and lion. romantic, home-cooked dinner. le festin is playing in the background. they’re holding hands over the table. suddenly, doc’s cat goes into labour. all hell breaks loose. lion is getting flashbacks to his son’s birth, so now he’s hyperventilating. doc carries him to the couch and turns on the fan so he can cool off and catch his breath, before carefully moving his cat, Rayie (arabic for gorgeous, pronounced rye-ah) to the living room in his handmade Birthing Box, then grabs a pile of blankets and a heat lamp and situates himself on the ground nearby so he can help her if she needs it. once the kittens are born (they’re twins!! Sadiqi is the boy, and Amirti is the girl!!!) doc makes sure they’re nice and warm and that Rayie is recovering, and gives her pets while she cleans her babies. once the happy family is all settled in for the night, doc walks over to the couch and just. lays down on top of lion. once he’s gotten over the adrenaline of the birth, he takes lion’s face in his hands and says “promise me you’ll be more calm if we ever decide to have kids” and gives him a BIG smooch while lion’s just short-circuiting like “does he know i have a son???? did i forget to mention my son?????? also what about these kittens??? are they not sufficiently childish to count as children????? DOES HE WANT KIDS????? does he want to marry me??????? wait why is he getting so clo-”

Wedding:

Who proposed? - lion. it was the day of their two year anniversary (yes i AM saying they got together the august after outbreak don’t @ me) and they were on vacation at doc’s family’s Secret Beach House. they were vibing on the balcony, watching the sunset, when lion suddenly clears his throat. doc turns to look at him and finds his boyfriend down on one knee, looking like he might flee to Bermuda. he’s reaching for something in his pocket. doc starts laughing. lion, completely misunderstanding his reaction, flushes and stammers out an apology. doc sees this, and immediately stops, though he’s still smiling gleefully as he catches lion by the biceps, then reaches into his own pocket and pulls the ring he was going to give olivier. they exchange rings, giggling like little kids, and spend the rest of the night making out on whatever surfaces are available.

Who is the best man/men? - for lion? montagne. (his son is the ring bearer and doc’s niece is the flower girl). for doc? rook. he’s so happy he gets to participate in his dad’s wedding

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - for lion: finka. for doc: twitch

Who did the most planning? - both of them!! do you know how hard they worked to ensure the ceremony was valid in the eyes of both of their religions

Who stressed the most? - s e e a b o v e

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - lion’s parents. they tried to call him during the reception but doc’s grandma grabbed his phone and started cussing them out, talking about dishonor and how they tried to disown him so they’re not his parents anymore, and besides, his new family absolutely adores him, so really, it’s their loss. once she hangs up, she pulls lion into a hug and he calls her his favorite, if only, grand-mère

Sex:

Who is on top? - who’s topping? lion. but sometimes doc gets bitchy so he gets to set the pace if you know what i mean

Who is the one to instigate things? - they are both lowkey horny 24/7 so 👀👀👀

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now (only because they do get to see each other fairly often. if one goes on a long mission without the other, once they get back they will bump it up to a 10 real quick)

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - idk long enough ig. maybe longer if someone feels they’ve been left ~unsatisfied~ they might go a few more rounds ;))

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - ok it depends on what they’re doing but usually it’s one or two each, but on ~special~ occasions it’s either doc getting edged and denied for hours, OR doc getting forced to come over and over again until he’s begging for something, whether it be more or a goddamn break even he isn’t really sure. either way he’s crying and lion is consistently asking if he needs to safeword and otherwise checking in because they may like it rough but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - unless someone’s hormones and organs get fucked, zero

How many children will they adopt? - probably none?? idk they’ve already got lion’s son and they’re both busy enough with work so

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - NEITHER!!!!! DISGUSTANG!!!!!!!!!

Who is the stricter parent? - god i wanna say both. like lion and his attachment to rules??? but doc and his Mom Friend energy????? but ig lion BUT HE’S NOT STRICT TO THE POINT HE’S A BUZZKILL OR ANYTHING HE’S JUST RESPONSIBLE (he will NOT allow his husband and son to go vandalize the property of some islamaphobic brits, as much as he agrees with the sentiment)

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - doc will only allow vandalism if it’s in the name of righteousness. meaning, he’ll allow their son to spray paint the walls of a goddamn walmart with shit like “eat the rich” and a portrait of robespierre and a guillotine, but it is a HARD NO on defacing places like the library or community center (unless he has a good reason to do so). lion spends his time praying and making sure his son knows which acts of civil disobedience are acceptable and which are distorting their goal

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - doc. he (privately) dreams of retiring (eventually) and living out his lifelong dreams of being a househusband. so

Who is the more loved parent? - SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS. but ig lion??? BUT ONLY BECAUSE THEIR SON HAS KNOWN HIM LONGER. doc is half Dad and half Cool Uncle Who Gives Me Spray Paint And Tells Me To Make Myself Heard (to clarify, i know doc is a pacifist, but im kinda projecting my own sentiment of “we’ve tried to be peaceful but you wouldn’t give us the time of day. now that we’ve “acted out” we’ve gotten your attention, and rest assured, things are going to change.” he won’t hurt anybody, he’s just tired of having to be everyone’s “muslim friend” and educating people on things they could google themselves)

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - it used to be lion out of necessity, but when people started asking about his “wife” he was really torn between telling them that he and his son’s mother separated, but now he has a partner and his son seems very happy about it. when doc finally attends a meeting with lion, people really struggle to hide their shock. a few clunky but well-meaning “we support you”’s and “we’re sorry for everything that’s been going on”’s later, doc has used his charm to make friends with literally everyone. from then on, he is on pta duty on behalf of lion and his ex

Who cried the most at graduation? - lion! his parents purposefully didn’t show at his, so it’s a big deal for him to show his son just how proud he is. doc tears up a little too, but manages to mostly keep it together so he can support lion, who spends most of the day heave-crying about how proud he is into his husband’s shoulder. gustave just pats him on the back and tells him that they’ll run out of donuts if they don’t get to the concession stand soon

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - doc. civil disobedience, baby!! he has never been caught. lion fears the law after his youth, so he tries to avoid any visits to law enforcement. he also can’t stand to see his son behind bars

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - doc. househusband, remember?

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - doc, but only because he can be a bit of a spice supremacist. he has to get his ingredients from these very specific farms and markets or else his great grandmother will begin manifesting in their house to curse them

Who does the grocery shopping? - doc, bc he does NOT trust lion to not just sweep all of the microwave ramen and kraft mac n cheese into the cart then sprint to self-checkout

How often do they bake desserts? - whenever possible. doc and maestro live by the philosophy “don’t do anything halfway” if they’re going to go through the trouble of making a meal, it will have multiple courses.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - doc is more of a salad eater but only for ease of consumption with halal laws. he adores filet mignon

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - lion! maestro enlists himself as assistant head chef after walking into the base’s kitchen one day to find lion covered in flour and lying facedown on the floor, crying

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - also lion! though he’s memorized doc’s order at all of their favorite restaurants, so he usually just gets take out and puts on a big show of being a “tired housewife who works in the kitchen all day just for this one meal” and setting up the table so it’s all nice and romantic

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - lion. he tried crème brûlée once. never again

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - lion. organization is everything to this man. doc helps with laundry and such, but for the most part he leaves organization to lion and his systems (think leslie knope levels of planning and organization)

Who is really against chores? - neither! they both understand that teamwork makes the dream work, baby!!

Who cleans up after the pets? - doc, since lion’s already asked him which color hanger should represent “clothes i can tear off my husband before we fuck” and he needs a Moment

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - neither. they don’t own a broom

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - lion because of the deep-seated catholic urge to appear perfect in front of others, and doc because people will gossip, olivier!

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - lion. he immediately called doc into the room and asked “is this your stash of drug money?” doc, who had been asleep because it was 3 in the morning on a saturday, just stares at him

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - it is so bold to assume they don’t shower together to “cut costs”

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - lion is known in their neighborhood as the man who walks cats. there is a facebook page where people post pictures of him walking his cats. vigil is an admin

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - LITERALLY EVERY HOLIDAY GETS DECORATIONS. lion makes his own for the muslim holidays since there really aren’t many “of good quality” in stores. when they first started dating, doc came home to find his house covered in ramadan decorations, and lion standing precariously on a ladder, trying to string up fairy lights while learning how to pronounce important arabic words. needless to say, doc cries

What are their goals for the relationship? - mutual joy and contentment!!!!

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - doc. he’s sleepy

Who plays the most pranks? - lion, but they’re stupid ones like replacing certain pictures with danny devito. doc gets back at him by replacing pictures of jesus with ewan mcgregor, and putting yoda into his nativity scene. lion doesn’t notice

#ask #anonymous #r6s doc #r6s lion #doc/lion #ass alert!#could you tell i forgot whether or not lion's ex and son had names #thank you for interacting!

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