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apnourry · 6 days
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I miss Arizona🥲
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moonliched · 1 year
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amethyyst · 4 months
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Same characters as in this, but you don't have to have read it. It's not a part 2 or anything, but you can see it as one!
Villain hated emptying the dishwasher. They hated it in their own apartment, and they especially hated doing it in the heros house. Especially because they didn't know where anything went, because Hero hadn't told them.
And villain absolutely refused to ask.
And instead of helping, Hero sat at the kitchen table, staring at their phone, occasionally glancing up to grin at villain. "When you're done with that, feel free to make us some dinner."
Villain slapped the kitchen cloth on the counter, turning around. They hated this. They hated everything about this. "Do it yourself!"
"But I have to keep an eye on you. Remember, I'm the reason you're not in jail, hun."
They hated how Hero was right. They were the only reason. After loosing their journalist job they had to rob even more banks and stores and stuff. And more robberies meant more opportunities to be caught.
And because life hated villain, they had been caught.
They put their hands on their hips. "You could still help out, you know."
Hero laughed, leaning back in their chair. "Helping is your job, but I'll let you pick the movie when we go to the cinema on saturday."
Villain picked up the cloth again, drying a cup and putting it on one of the shelves.
Hero was either nice or an absolute asshole, no in-between. For example, when villain was in court, Hero had said that they would keep an eye on the criminal. And so, villain had to do community service while also living with hero.
But the worst thing was that hero gave them all the house work they didn't feel like doing themselves and called that community service.
Of course, they had done some actual community service too. They had read newspapers to an older blind lady once, while hero had sat next to them, trying their best not to laugh at the criminals embarrassment. It had been their first job. They had helped clean houses of people who weren't able to do it themselves, had went shopping or cooked for them. They had cooked or baked a couple of times.
Villain let out a sigh. At least Hero wasn't a very talkative person. Maybe villain just had the impression that they were because of Heros behavior in interviews or TV.
At least it was quiet.
"By the way, how did your article do?"
The damp cloth landed in the heros face.
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starberryroad · 2 months
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I love you
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luimagines · 4 months
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They go to a modern era and they just have people refusing to get 6 ft close to them, the go into stores and get stuff for free cause people want them OUT, got to spray them with a hose and make them shower, one of them is trying to eat the lush soap.
I bet the one eating Lush soap is Hyrule. I think most people would say Wild, and that's valid, I want just more feral Hyrule in my heart. XD
Note that everyone is crossing to the other side of the street just to avoid the smells. pfft-
Goodness, get these guys some Old Spice.
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eveisegg · 10 months
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My girlfriend is torturing me!
she knows I'm sooooo hungry but won't get ready to go get food!
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I'm gonna loose it!
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hersurvival · 13 days
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Birthday parties with no food are a scam.
Don't invite me over at 5 pm if there's no pizza.
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dufrau · 3 months
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Tried three different places for dinner that all told us at least an hour wait then got back in the car and frickin piano man was playing 😭 I fear it may be over for your boy titface over here
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konigceo · 3 months
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crying in school like a fucking pussy then the school counselor asked me if i was okay IF I WAS OKAY WOULD I BE CRYING.
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whspermy-name · 28 days
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maybe it's all just a lack of affection
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viviworkshere · 6 hours
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i haven't eaten anything for the past 20 hours...
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skullywullypully · 8 months
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Dudes, can anyone tell me where I can buy myself a decent meal in Yharnam? All day yesterday, I'd been eating bland umbilical cords and drinking blood cocktails. And everybody in this city is hostile to me.😢
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deathbecomesthem · 3 months
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I want a big breakfast. I don't want to make it. I don't want to pay what it costs to get a big breakfast at a restaurant. This is why I need someone that can cook by my side at all times.
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cheezy-moon · 7 months
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Mega stuffed Oreo at 11:50pm💯
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xhanisai · 29 days
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gabriel agreste's ass be bigger than my future
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