#i'm just shitposting do not mind me

[mostlikelytofangirl]

Yes, I love Jin Guangyao. Yes, I also love Nie Mingjue. We exist

And we want them to fuck

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #nieyao #just reaching out to other likeminded ppl #bc I'm seeing a not very nice sentiment towards big boobily man recently #and you are all free to dislike whoever you want #I'm not here to change your mind or pass judgment of you as a person #just trying balance it out a little bit with some good old fashioned shitposting #so if this doesn't speak to you or worse -feel the need to wElL AcTuAlLy #I highly recommend just scrolling by or blocking me before I do the honors myself #lemme enjoy my unpopular blorbos in peace orz #don't mind me

[givehimthemedicine]

free miracle cure for some of the takes & winning poll options that've been on my dash lately. get well soon

#some of you are basing strong opinions off of inaccurate 18+ month old memories of your last watch and it shows #like if your ship is the main/only part of a show that you care about great. you do you. Ive had shows like that. have fun however it's fun #just. if that's you why are you jumping into arguments about the other stuff #if your perception of the show is built on yt scene packs of your ship spliced together with frog dna to fill in the boring parts #(aka The Actual Plot) where are you getting the confidence to argue dickishly about characters and themes you clearly pay no attention to? #also gesturing vaguely to that post about periodically renewing your license by rewatching the source material #anyway. #don't mind me I'm just an old man grumbling on my porch as I see tourists start to filter back into town as the weather warms up #(resumes whittling) #shitposts

[kqltlc]

Ultrakill Brainrot Moment

So for self-inserts right. I like the idea of reskins of the v-series to represent the user / player, kinda like in MOBAs or fighting games. The v-series build and appearance is the perfect base, both for the reskin idea and if anyone decides to go wild and add more to it.

On that note, low-effort self insert time. Lolol.

[11112023] social battery be like

[11162023] (I was too tired to work more on / finish this)

Honestly the best part of this is that it's making me practice drawing robots so I should hopefully start improving over time. lol

#kqltlc #my art #digital art #digitalart #krita #krita art #krita drawing #self insert #ultrakill #ultrakill self insert #robot #robot art #it's so funny because I bet a lot of users first thought when they hear self-insert is shipping #but no I literally created this appearance exclusively to shitpost #I'm just here for the funni dont mind me #Im that one background character doing stupid shit while the main plot goes on

[currentlyonstandbi]

#like minds #murderous intent #like minds 2006 #tom sturridge #eddie redmayne #nigel colbie #alex forbes #OKAY BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING #i know i said last post that that was the only contribution i'd make about this fim and then never again #but i think the spring sun turned me temporarily insane today and this happened #even i can't believe i willingly made another like minds post #and an edit too???? i don't make edits i make shitposts and the occasional analysis/meta post if the media is worth the effort #but an edit? with edgy quotes to boot? i just don't do that and yet here we are #i'm still like fighting the cringe to post but at the same time it's kinda a vibe #i see people make incredibly well put together edits and i'm over here with an on fire garbage can of a post #quote #literature #tom sturridge edit #eddie redmayne edit

[existennialmemes]

God Gives His

Wackiest Battles

to his

Silliest Soldiers

but he can't stop us

soon our shenanigans will dethrone that fraud for good

#shitpost #shitposting #silly posting #anti christianity #when i say god i mean the hegemonic Christian one #the concept of which has been weaponized against me for too long #they can have it i do not describe my concept of Divinity with that word anymore #because now it represents a very unlikable character in my mind #the stern faces man saying Thou Shall Not #it's just not for me 🤷🏻‍♀️ #I'm still a jewish witch though so militant anti-theists this isn't for you

[klanced]

okay so like i largely consider myself removed from the historical voltron discourse (idc and idgaf anymore) but the other day someone i follow on twitter innocuously retweeted something, i don’t quite remember, and at first i just listlessly scrolled by the tweet. but then the part of my hindbrain governed by pure animal instinct sat up and started SCREAMING at me. so i paused and squinted at the icon and username of the person, and like. you have to understand. it took a second, but when the pattern recognition kicked in and i recognized the person? i sincerely saw red for a moment. i got so angry i genuinely felt my body temperature start to rise. i’ve always tried my best to be a hater but that was like. Hate.

#i do think it was a one off though because i just checked their twitter again to test my reaction and my eye did twitch but that was it #maybe it was because it's been years since i saw them last? so i lost all my tolerance. i need to build my immunity back up #actually no scratch that. i have no desire to keep this person in mind at all. #when it happened i was just like woah. @ me youre kind of a freak huh. go pet kelks (and then i pet my rabbit and was normal) #this is not a nemesis situation btw. i'm not even going to consider this person my enemy. we have no relationship i just dislike them. #anyway just wanted to share that <3 #shitpost

[bookwyrminspiration]

i appreciate how every time I start black sails posting all my mutuals just politely look the other way

#black sails #shitpost #i fill your dash with scenes and dialogue and characters that make me lose my fucking mind #and you see and go wow I hope quil is having fun I'm gonna. let him do that. pretend I do not see <3 #it think it's hilarious #just the stark difference in my notes

[kakusu-shipping]

I’m making a Mario Series Shipping Chart and Bowser is making it incredibly difficult to format

#Emile's Arts #Redrawing my own meme while I STRUGGLE #I shoulda made the lines darker before uploading my B #I wanna link him to Luigi and Mario and Peach and King Boo and Starlow and Broque AND still have Platonics in there as well #And it's VERY DIFFICULT ACTUALLY #You can either have Daisy in the Square and only connect Bowser to two people #Or have Bowser in the Square and not have Daisy connected to Peach #That's the delema I'm facing #I may just have to make one of those circle charts where all the lines cross in the middle even though I haaaaate those #My usual big web chart just isn't working out in this case #I could not include Familial relationships but that actually doesn't help that was just a thing for me that I wanted to do #I dunno why I made it Starlow the one asking who Bowser is she's just on my mind now #Mario Shipping #I'm not tagging all those ships btw this is just a little shitpost while I struggle that made my computer crash 3 times while uploading it #Butch Daisy and Chubby Peach my beloveds.... #This is my first time drawing Bowser btw I really really suck at it fun fact #I'll be back. Eventually. #Maybe I'll just write them all down in a post but that doesn't have the same vibe #I need you all to know they are a polycule #I call them the Royal Polycule

[nekrophoria]

Some more half assed gameplay shit.

Sims 4 Mel is by far the most miserable excuse for a sim I ever had to deal with.

This guy does not want to be happy. Getting him to a point where he's simply "fine" has proven impossible so far. But eh, I like the challenge.

You know you need to re-evaluate your life when Santa invades your home on Christmas Eve and gives you shit.

(I had Mel fight him for presents but he got his ass beat.)

Mood.

I love you Jester.

I made a bootleg Alev as well so bootleg Mel would have some company that isn't feline.

They're kinda, sorta...not really hitting it off.

I don't know what I'm more baffled by... the fact that it took him almost a day to draw this or that he got 85 simoleons for it.

Not gonna lie I'm kinda having fun though.

#Sims 4 #Shitpost #Didn't mind me #Gonna try to make something of quality in sims 3 again tomorrow #It's kinda fun to just do some mindless minimum effort gameplay tho #I definitely wanna up the quality if I post more Sims 4 stuff #I'm really having trouble getting this game to look good xD #Like how do you all do it? #Drugs tw #Alcohol tw

[prettyholic7]

So I'm back with my Monster High obssesion (it's not like I ever left it but still) and I'm the mood to make OCs and I've never realised it, but oh my ghoul, Magnus Archives Monster High OCs would be so cool!!! And I haven't seen anyone else do it I think?? Anyway brb time to draw the daughter of Nikola Orsinov or whatever.

#monster high g1 #monster high g3 #monster high #the magnus archives #Tma #nikola orsinov #tma stranger #shitpost #I always kinda though I should only make MH OCs based on like traditional monsters and such but f that I'm gonna do whatever makes me happy #I'm also gonna make Jane Prentiss #Anabelle Cane and Jared Hopworth #maybe some others too but these came to mind first #god I love monster high #oc #original character #oc ideas #I also just discovered the tumblr sexyman monster high trend so I might do that too

[ravenekrops]

i may not be drawing but by god i AM fantasizing about drawing

#and storytelling in general #i can't write either but i see them. the scenes. the conversations in my mind. the interactions. the reactions. i see them so clearly #i can feel it. growing inside me #until it bursts out of my chest alien style #the horrors of childbirth #god i'm SO chatty today. i'm so sorry to y'all followers #like why do you even follow me fr 😭😭😭 i'm just a critter rambling about nonsense half of the time #the other half i'm just shitposting and aestheticposting #chatter

[analyticallyminded]

i really need to go through and hammer out some more details of jemma's timeline bc i Know things have changed but like. figuring out exactly where and the implications that it has all requires sitting down and working it out

#maybe i'll try to do that this weekend #bc i miss being on here and writing #also lowkey want to come up w a new mainverse bc rn a lot of her main events finish up in like #2019/2020ish #and that's like. a hot minute ago now #i didn't plan this far ahead #my tummy hurts but i'm being really brave about it – out of character. #anyway don't mind me i'm just shitposting to pass the time

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

the fact that barbie's rotten tomatoes score is 90% and oppenheimer's is 94% says a lot about us as a society.

#raj shitposting #the fact that every person i've conversed with who said they hated barbie actively HATES the fact that i'm a feminist #also what is wrong with politicizing barbie huh? what's wrong with that? weren't action figurines a political thing back in the 00's? #most of the people giving bad reviews about barbie are men.. like okay the film's for everyone but not people who hate women #like people saying they hated barbie because it was about feminism are so dumb like what did you think they were gonna show? #naked margot robbie to EmPoWeR women? that's not what barbie is #also the fact that florence pugh was in oppenheimer literally to have two nude scenes is so infuriating to me like WHY- #she had absolutely NO other contribution in the film except for getting cillian in trouble like wtf #HOLLYWOOD DO FLORENCE SOME JUSTICE SHE'S CAPABLE OF MIDSOMMAR DON'T SHOVE HER DOWN THE DON'T WORRY DARLING PIPELINE #also oppenheimer had the most blaring and anti eardrum sound i've heard in my LIFE- #like ludwig goransson made the PERFECT score and then christopher nolan just fucking RUINED it #also can i just say that oppenheimer is like a screen-copy of a beautiful mind? like is it uncannily like it or is it just me? #like yeah whiplash was an inconspicuous copy of black swan because the elements were more spaced out and stuff #but oppenheimer copies a beautiful mind act for act element for element #idk it's probably just me being crazy #whatever #i still think that barbie a deserved better rating. not in comaprison to oppenheimder but by itself. #oppenheimer #barbenheimer #films #movies #cinema #barbie

[carlatsukinamistolemyhamsandwich]

#I actually think this is a pretty interesting question in spite of the fact I'm going to tag it as shitposting #because these characters do have some similarities #I think Carla's magic is more versatile #but I'd put my money on Zhongli #because I think with Endzeit in play he'd outlast Carla in fight #shitposting #don't mind me I'm just procrastinating on a not fun lab job

[shesgonnachangetheworld]

if anyone wants to do a parody song about this whole kevin mccarthy debacle set to "master of the house" from les mis called "speaker of the house" i would be very grateful

#text only #i'd do it but i have no musical ability whatsoever #don't mind me i'm just shitposting #politics///// #would i rather have a functioning government? yes #but if it can't be functioning it should at least be funny #speaker circus

[burymeinblack2022]

in my charli xcx vroom vroom era 🤠 🏎 🚗 💨 💥

#beep beep so lets ride #they say gays cant drive but they never said anything abt the bis #i'm seriously trying NOT to be 'all men are trash' but these men do be seriously testing me #dude started yelling at me to calm down after the 1st thing i did was put in the wrong gear that was right next gto it #bc i pushed sliiiightly too hard and i couldnt understand what he was being omnious abt and so it was just like #me minding my business and a guy just telling me to calm down and i wasnt doing anything like a hysteric 18th century maiden #also then i get home and my mom was like 'this guy was in an accident yesterday i think he went to school with u #and it was a ukranian guy who was a total menace in 3rd/4th grade like BAD BAD....and shes just like 'well hes gone' like damn ok #i just got my license (somehow bc the guy was stressing me to the point of breakdown) and ur telling me abt a guy dying in a crash like pls #me when my grandma leaves the sub here: im going on a hero's journey (to her hosue to see my dog <3 <3) #olivia rodrigo WHOMST I SAID ! #wow anna said something #i was listening to bmth lost in the morning and wow isnt that a big mood #like i need a drink frfr pass the licquor #anna's shitposts