#i'm going to make you a happy healthy dog!!! you'll see!!! and he proceeds to be supremely gentle and patient and loving

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do you ever think about how xiyao.... like.... a-yao small, and er-ge big. both have lips (very interesting!) and hands. they physically cannot stop touching each other’s hands with their hands. they see each other and they’re like !!!!!!!!!its you!!!! its you!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!! like two dogs who very much do not jump around barking excitedly anymore, so they think no one can tell they’re ECSTATIC but they forget their tails are wagging on full speed behind them. like fuck. xiyao are in love ohhhh fuck. they are wagging so hard

#METAPHORICALLY #but also not #tiny mongrel yaoyao only calms down in lxc's presence. something something lxc got spooked and ran away and yaoyao ran away TOO #to find him AND THEN HE DID #they are both each other's stress blankets #how did it turn so doggy? i don't know. good afternoon #shut up shrimp #oh man but also like People Who Have Dogs au where like. jgy has borzoi/borzoi mix lxc because lxc saw him in the shelter and went YOU #it's a bit hard to try to look for other dogs when this one horse is staring at you with utmost adoration #and jgy is like fuckkkkk my flat is small and i'm fucking tired after work but for YOU my beautiful horse i will run 10km every day #and the horse was like 'okay ♡' #meanwhile lan xichen the human went to the shelter saw the most miserable tiniest ball of honestly we don't know what it is and went: YOU #i'm going to make you a happy healthy dog!!! you'll see!!! and he proceeds to be supremely gentle and patient and loving #and dog yaoyao is like three ounces of trembling but he WILL jump at your throat if you threaten his infinitely tall beloved human #AND THEN THEY ALL MEET DURING A WALK IN THE PARK ♡ #SERIOUSLY how the hell did this happen #my miserable brain was like 'dog?' and ran with it. good. run