#i'm doing it anyway LoL WTF...

[kaiserouo]

Fine Dining

#shaxx the waiter & cayde the sommelier #(also bartender probably idk) #i didn't plan to render wtf is going on #i drew too much silly shaxx i need to do him some justice #by giving him a suit #how tf do you draw suit #wait is that a head with a face??? in this blog???? #blender save me #tbh i forgot about cayde's hoodie until i started drawing cayde's draft #too late lol suit looks good w/o hoodie anyways #btw the next few posts are probably all about dining au #definitely not because i wanna draw shaxx in suits. yeah. sure. #(he exists in every idea i now have about dining au like i'm not even joking rn) #destiny 2 #cayde 6 #lord shaxx #destiny 2 art #dining au #my art

[mulderscully]

every ending is a beginning

firstprince. 3.1k. pwp. rated e. fluff/established relationship. thanksgiving 🦃

summary: Alex and Henry host thanksgiving at the Brownstone. Henry is a little antsy. What's an Alex to do?

Alex fights a smile that is both adoration and slight frustration as Henry opens the oven door for the hundredth time.

Truth is, he's proud. He's happy. He's excited.

Henry has really advanced his culinary skills since they moved in together, something he attributes to his many late night binges of Bake Off, then later on binges of Chopped. Alex had roped him into just to see him react to the difference in vibe between their countries cooking shows, it was a joke. Henry had been enthralled with it though and called Alex "uncultured" for not having known Ted Allen was an original cast member of Queer Eye, which they also ended up binging both versions of, with David eying then worriedly from the edge of the bed when they both would, inevitably, start crying to every single episode.

He loves a lot about his life with Henry. He loves everything about his life with Henry, even the stuff he hates, all of the time. Yet there are still times that it dawns on him that they have a life together. They get to binge shows almost every night when they have the time and can manage to keep their hands off each other.

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#rwrb #red white and royal blue #red white & royal blue #rwrb movie #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #firstprince #henry x alex #rwrbsource #userninz #TWO thanksgiving fics? wtf did they do to me #anyway i wrote this with my family fighting in the background lol #might go for a bike ride to get away now that i'm done

[rotisseries]

i have GOT to stop going and checking out the notes on... that one post.... but it's CRAZY to me that people keep reblogging it very seriously being like "HOW CAN PEOPLE LIKE HENRY HE MURDERED 20 CHILDREN"

you mean the fictional child murder?? you mean the fake fictional child murder?? you mean the fake fictional telekinetic sci fi child murder by fake fictional telekinetic sci fi murder man on fake fictional telekinetic sci fi horror netflix show stranger things??? YOU MEAN THAT FAKE MURDER???

no you're so right there's never once been a history of fandoms liking a guy even if he did a bit of fake fictional murder what an insane concept

#one of the members of the fan club found it and was very seriously defending themselves in the notes too #like “I NEVER SAID IT WAS COOL THAT HE MURDERED THOSE KIDS I LIKE HIM BC I THINK HE DIDN'T DO IT” #which like I get why you're rolling up in defense since the post is calling you fucking crazy but the defense itself is also funny as hell #bc it's just not that serious lmao. stan him AND the murder if you want idfc #in fact I think the fan club is a bit annoying and I'd probably like them better if they DID think he murdered all those kids #say it with your whole chest. child murderer jones murdered all those children and he's my pookie #but like. I'm sure plenty of people are reblogging it lightheartedly like ''yeah haha funny #he murdered a bunch of kids and people edit him with cat ears or whatever isn't that crazy!'' but like. some people seem like #they're taking it seriously lol #and it's just like. not that serious lmao I'm sorry this is our most hysterical discourse yet #I don't even really LIKE the fanclub but wtf lol #anyway. y'all ever heard of like. a horror slasher fandom? #should I main tag this? #nah. I want to a little bit but I should not #ok nvm I will #I will regret it maybe but I'll do it #stranger things #byler #henry creel

[lighthouseas]

chapter 22 and chapter 23 of the strawberries are dying, the final chapters of my byler 1930s au, are now up.

enjoy the finale, everyone. it's been a wonderful 5 months with all of you :)

#if the links at the end of chapter 23 don't work i'm so sorry i tried like twice before giving up #or maybe they do work???? idk. i tried . apologie #*s #okay. wow. anyway. jesus. here we are wtf #normally id queue this post but since it's a special occasion im just gonna post it right away lol #stranger things #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #byler fics #tsad #📝 #st.txt

[discoveredreality]

lol i am reading crimson rivers with @island-of-stars but we are making no progress

but it's ok because instead of reading it all in one day and not stopping to drink water or go to bed like like when i usually read a long fic

i'm getting stuff done!

#lol wtf is happening #are u a slow reader or do u not have time or did u forget #anyways #take your time still no pressure tho <3 #now i'm forcing myself to not start another really long fanfiction and instead do hw

[picspammer]

Stripped by Depeche Mode Directed by Peter Care

#stripped my beloved #i reeeeally like the vibes in this #even though you can tell how 'lame' they are. you just can i'm sorry #i mean dave in that mist... wtf is he doing anyway i'm destroying them in these tags i'll stop #stripped #depeche mode #black celebration #peter care #dave gahan #alan wilder #andy fletcher #this looks like martin erasure #lol erasure #favourite videos

[trlvsn]

studying psychology literally does nothing for your understanding of yourself btw. you just end up with better knowledge of excel

#going to rant in the tags a little because maybe someone has the same experience #like. i am aromatic. and probably asexual. sometimes i feel like i might be in love with a person because i start craving company with them #but when i think about any romantic or intimate touch i start dissasotiating and get really weirdly sad and unenthusiastic about the idea #apathetic even. it's like i want something i can't describe or even get realistically #and my own relationship with touch is also really weird #i remember when i was an early teen i would deprive myself of touch in times of stress #if i was crying or something i would sit and spread my limbs so that they weren't touching each other bc i didn't feel deserving #of the comfort #and like!!! wtf!!!! nothing ever happened to me to cause that. did it #i'm literally just a normal girl #why am i like this and what is wrong with me. why can't i love normal why is it always an obsession and a game #why do i get interested and then when i finally understand the person i'm not anymore. people aren't rubix cubes but my heart thinks them so #sigh. please can i have one normal relationship with a person. one good friend #anyways LOL bye

[aquietgirlsmess]

I’m not upset about Scott and Malia breaking up because tbh I didn’t really care about them as a couple. I didn’t mind them but I wasn’t really into them.

But I am upset about what this means for Malia’s character. I mean it annoys me that they’re sacrificing one of her relationships again for the sake of fanservice because yes bringing Allison and making Scallison a couple again is fanservice and not fanservice that I mind, mind you, because I actually love both Allison and Scallison but still you know...

#like for real i'm all for allison ressurecting and scallison revival #but it just annoys me on the malia front #and i mean when i see what stupid shit they're doing with s/l #they broke stalia up in the most stupid; ridiculous and nonsensical way and for what ? #a ship they suddenly decided to make happen at the end of the show to please the fans even though at this point it didn't make sense to #anymore ? (imo anyway) #a ship that they were gonna stupidly break up too ? #(though i guess if they make other movies they could bring them back together) #but hey at least i guess now i can pretend stalia are getting back together lol #i know they apparently threw malia into a relationship with parrish (don't even get me started on this : wtf ? why ?) but i do not care #malia tate #stalia #teen wolf #tv shows #teen wolf : the movie #movies #teen wolf : the movie spoilers #teen wolf spoilers #teen wolf the movie spoilers

[dawntheduckrb]

I'll stop posting wips eventually but it's been five days since I've said anything and I don't want anyone to think I'm dead/dying/stuck in a ditch and withering away, so here's 10% of the reason I disappeared (the duck is stuck in rendering hell) (and my little baby laptop is screaming at me every time I open up this file)

I might still be mostly lurking for a little bit so please be patient with me in the meantime 🙏🙏

#seriously though I'm sorry for just up and disappearing like that #wanna talk to people and interact with them so bad lately but I just can't bring myself to do it #so the best i can manage is blabbing in the tags like always #i don't know wtf is going on but over the past few days I've just felt like i don't deserve to talk to anyone #tried to reblog posts from mutuals several times but something in my head keeps saying; #'yeah they don't actually care for your input at all and you're being a bother for even trying etc etc' #and i know deep down that's probably not true (i hope) but i can't reason it away you know #and i know the best solution to this is to just talk to someone #let it be known that i *did* make an attempt to #i tried texting someone (and succeeded) but i couldn't keep doing it and I'm back at square one (and now feel worse lmao) #i'm not really putting this here for anybody to see it as much as i am for myself #but i know that (hypothetically) this could be seen by a real human so it still kinda feels like I'm reaching out in a way which feels nice #makes me feel less like I'm shriveling up in my own self imposed solitude #so uh hello person who might be reading the tags (there's six of you guys here now which is crazy cause i post nothing but junk here lol) #((but thanks anyway for following and even more thanks for reading this if you did)) #i'll make my way around all the posts i missed soon enough don't worry #i'm sorry i'm really not meaning to ignore anybody #i have drafted quite a few posts from moots that i couldn't finish leaving comments on but i have seen them #everyone here is super cool and talented as always <3 whether that be through art or writing or just finding neat posts to share #this wall of text is long enough and i'm very eeby so thank you again for reading this #tldr; not dead and i'll be okay eventually :) #not rb #hey look i didn't post a picture of my dog this time (a crime) #i'll make sure to share one the next time i get a good one

[funkytoesart]

you could write a whole ass dissertation on the misogyny of the average viki commentor fml

#the worst part is i'm pretty sure most of these commentors are FELLOW WOMEN fml #talk about NO self awareness. or human decency :/ #FL's get crap for what ML's get PRAISED for :/ #an FL can do NO right and an ML (if he's hot) can do NO wrong and I'm sitting here like ... wtf are all of y'all SMOKING #anyway I am addicted to having the comments on but my BLOOD BOILS y'all #it BOILS OVER with my dislike for these pricks lol

[dawnthefluffyduck]

Found some cute earrings while Christmas shopping, am in love with them

bonus crushed soul, courtesy of my mother;

#i am not mad that she dislikes them #not at all #but i was happy with how i looked and while criticism is good #sometimes unsolicited negative criticism isn't always wanted #i ended up taking them off bc my self confidence shattered for a bit lol #idk maybe i'm overreacting but damn feelings hurty #anyway i'm wearing them now while i'm drawing #a classmate from my japanese class said they looked sick and he's super stylish so i'm taking his word for it #the duck is once again happy with the earrings but will still not wear them around their mother #ANYWAY DO Y'ALL SEE THESE DUCKS WHAT THE HELL #THEY'RE SO CUTE WTF #vent art #<- I guess technically #doodles

[fourteenthz]

Hey guys that house of hope quest WTF WAS THAT GUYS WHY NO ONE WARNED ME ABT THIS

#its hard and SO OVERWHELMING #BUT THE SONG IS SO GOOD HELLO???? #i had accepted the deal with Raphael but i went there for my girlie karlach #IM SCARED ABT THE TIMELINE WHERE I DONT DO THAG QUEST #its so damn good wtf #I'm not the biggest fan of hope staying tbh lol feels off bUT ITS SO GOOD. Like everything abt it is INSANE #WHATS UP WITH THAT INCUBUS GUY my paladin girlie would never but I gotta search whats up with him #for research purposes #anyway now im going to do wyll's quest and I'm postponing bc I DONT WANT TO PISS OFF GOTARSH #I HAVE A FEELING I WILL.... idk if i can be stealth abt that quest tbh but oh I WILL try it. #for him 🫡 i want to be able to deceive that man for power until the last second 🫡 #can u tell my paladin girlie is insanely fixed in the neutral alignment or what #kelly plays bg3 #kelly says #dl #also props to larian for putting the best song on a fight that takes hours 🫡 they TRULY popped off 🫡 #the fact u dont get annoyed with it listening to it on repeat SO GOOD.

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

ok but... changing states wip intro :))))

#I'M MAKING IT NOW #MINORLY PROCRASTINATING DRAFTING BECAUSE I COMMITTED A CAPITAL SIN #(finished my writing session at the end of a scene rather than in the middle so now I don't have momentum) #(it's actually fine all I need to do is go on the longest walk in the world and listen to trophies greyson chance) #but anyway the story is almost 3k words long ?? like wtf ???? IS IT GONNA BE A NOVELLA LOL NOOOO #gonna say it's short fiction for now but anyway because I keep talking abt it I want to intro it real fast

[azatas]

thinking about tasi pulling an uno reverse on astarion twice as a catalyst for him actually confronting his feelings for her

first when she turns him down the second time like "sorry but i was in a dark place and i used you to try and feel something and that's not fair to you" as he stands there like 😨 because one, "yeah we're using each other but i thought we weren't acknowledging that??" and two this is the start of her ruining his plan because he's actually a little disappointed and it's horrifying

and then uno reverse again when she starts offering to let him drink her blood in act 2. his "you deserve a reward let's have sex" becomes her "i tried to kill you in your sleep do you want to feed on me?" and miraculously astarion is the one that's finally like "okay we should probably talk about this"

#dee plays bg3 #bg3 spoilers #oc: tasi #astarion x durge #<- for filtering bc apparently other durge players are being insufferable #anyway she definitely knows he's also using her when they sleep together even if she doesn't know why #but she's trying to be a better person now so she apologizes anyway lol . also she genuinely likes him as a person atp so she feels bad #i talk a lot about tasi at her worst but she's generally a pretty upbeat person! not very broody! her bad days just happen to be Very bad #and i'm trying to work out the beats of her and astarion's relationship in my head #i think i like the version of his confession better if it's before meeting araj but i also like araj being a Moment for him #where he's like “wtf this mutually beneficial arrangement has become beneficial only to me and i'm actually not happy about that” #so i think it goes “i don't think we should sleep together again” -> araj -> durge scene and tasi offering her blood out of guilt #-> astarion's confession #just “oh fuck she respects me as a person i can't DO this” lmfao

[lacebird]

if a girl wants to start watching star wars, where would she begin?

#i think i'm gonna #but it seems like such a chore #it's like 500 movies and tv shows wtf #anyways i'm here for harrison ford oscar isaac pedro pascal and hayden christensen #maybe i should live blog if i do end up watching them lols

[amuhav]

     Christmas dinner went—perhaps surprisingly for this family—without a hitch. River was even surprised to see Asher keep his face almost entirely neutral as he passed food down to Amir. Even Heaven was well-behaved, eating her pared-down roast as she jabbered away, providing a running commentary of her food to the table.      After dinner, two tablets were pulled out to make video calls; one to Mist, and the other to Sylvie, so they could partially join in with the gift opening. Heaven took charge, of course, running presents from the tree to their designated recipient, enjoying every moment of her ‘job’, even as she started to complain that too many of them weren’t for her.       Nobody said anything about the Rolex sitting out on show on the desk, opened and abandoned earlier in the morning, though River was sure he’d seen Loch roll his eyes. Admittedly, River hadn’t actually intended to buy something so flashy for Chad, but after chickening out earlier in the week and burying the original present back into the depths of his sock drawer, he’d felt the need to replace it and, in his last-minute panic, may have overcompensated a little. Still, it had earned him a little... something in return, so he certainly wasn’t regretting his choice.      He also knew for a fact Loch had spent a pretty penny on Asher’s new gaming computer, and having now met Sylvie, he assumed Bay likely had spoilt her too, so he wouldn’t be accepting any judgement from either of them.      As if timed perfectly with his thoughts, River chuckled to himself as Heaven opened up a present from Sylvie, squealing as she pulled out another designer dress. With a tantrum on the horizon as Bay wearily explained she couldn’t put it on right away, River wondered if he knew just how much trouble he would have on his hands as she got older. Probably, as Bay gave Sylvie a Look as she giggled at the toddler on the other side of the screen.      River scanned the room, watching each of them in their own happy bubble; Asher beaming at Loch, hands entwined; Amir absently stroking Sky’s belly as she sat snuggled in his lap; Bay’s resigned sigh as he gave up, to the cheers of Heaven and Sylvie.       A family of simps, the lot of us, he thought, smiling to himself as he leaned his head on Chad’s shoulder.

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#ts3 #ts3 legacy #Karaish Legacy #I'm sure you can guess what the 'original present' was supposed to be #and that's all you're getting of the Karaish family christmas #because this save is apparently as unstable as the button on my jeans after christmas dinner so #this snippet brought to you by my googling how much that fucking rolex would actually cost HOLY SHIT RIVER #anyway #the violent urge to joke about spoilers hnnnnng #fuck it I'ma do it anyway #yeah Riv it certainly earned you a little SOMETHING OOP— #listen I'm not saying there's a reason so many birthdays are in September BUT— #wow did I go feral in these tags wtf past me #anyway don't mind me laughing at the winking present hiding under the tree because that was entirely unintentional LOL