#i'd be a mf thief

[justal0wk3yg4mer]

Things I've Said: Hogwarts Legacy

Me: *Player/My actions* Character Dialogue

If you think I'm not going to use my real name for this. You're wrong. Give me my fucking letter.

5 minutes in and there's some intense shit going down. That's normal.

What matters, is who wields it. Well that is the most sensible thing I've heard at the beginning of a game.

*Squealing* The wand motions!

GRIFFENDOR! (I know what half of you MFs are gonna say. Fight me, I've taken the Pottermore tests)

I'm gonna spin all the globes.

*Freaks the fuck out over the sounds the cats make when you pet them.*

KAMAHAAA!!!

Bro, I'm smackin' the shit outta these keys.

Why does this handle look like a dildo?

Damn I have no filter; should have lied.

...the Mandrake! *Lowers TV volume* Had to be the fucking Mandrake.

Ah, a Vegan's worst nightmare...angry lettuce.

Bro, I'd smash some pumpkins with or without a wand.

Wow, this place is creepy *Immediately sees something and runs into said creepy place*

Tell him his grandson is a bitch.

Hogwarts, meet Thief 2014 lockpicking skills.

Siriana is mom.

And we don't have more interactions with Ominis because...?

I get to...I GET TO CATCH THEM ALL!?!?!

Deek, I would die for you.

Man got fucked up by a twig, then back for rounds 2 and 3, and still got his ass whooped!

No wait please tell me more about these monuments. *Spends the next 30 minutes finding astronomy tablets and looking at stars like a dork*

Aye yo, are those Jolly Ranchers?

*Physically crying* It's so big.

Y'all got me walkin' into a recommended level 25 and this MF is a 31?!?!

Amit went from 😀 to 😨

Why does it have to glow? It doesn't need to glow, isn't 8 legs enough?

*Gets Flipendo* Bro, Imma 'bout to break necks.

Damn a Hufflepuff on a trip. Tumblr was right.

Sebastian, honey, let me tell you my safeword: Pineapples. We got it? Cool. Pineapples, put the fucking bones down.

They practically made spiders the highlight of this game and I do not appreciate it...well, I do actually but that's not the point.

You need a smack to the face...with a chair.

Ominis is a true 'G'.

Why is he fighting me?!? Whoop you nephew's ass not mine!

Top 10 anime betrayals.

Damn, this horseman's fixin' to make me act up. Honestly if Dorran betrays us, I would thank him...Tumblr don't judge me.

I legit about to quit the game if Natty died. Like no joke.

*Listens to NPC* Who's out there breakin' bones? Actually I am, gimme some of that.

My wardrobe is upgraded. My potions are stocked. Power is full. I'M READY BITCH.

I need this on Spotify.

Alright, Fig and I did our heart to heart. Now he's probably gonna get killed...I'm kidding please don't.

I SAID I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON'T

Stop, I didn't ask for a eulogy. 😭

I know she's being sweet right now but I am mesmerized by herself stirring mug.

I didn't really have a word count but I did have a question. Leave a comment if you'd like:

BEST MODE OF TRAVEL: Beast Mount or Broom?

#things i've said #video games #gaming #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #professor fig #magic

[aria0fgold]

Okay last post before sleep cuz ngl though I'm not gonna put Conan in p5 simply cuz there's Too Many Things going on with him that I'd have an easier time with Kaito instead which also, can yall see the problem then? Conan and Kaito is similar in that they're both pursuing and being targetted by a dangerous organization, Kaito is at risk a lot more considering how he's practically putting himself out there with his heists as Kaito KID while the times Conan gets in danger is when he tries to get closer to any of his org nemesis' henchmen for evidence, which doesn't happen often.

But despite that Conan has A Lot of reliable allies, Kaito included (not really on the "reliable" part but more on the "ally" part). While Kaito only has Jii-san which is the same guy making the KID gadgets for him and Conan (again not a "reliable" one for Kaito but still an "ally"). And like???????? What about Kaito's other allies? I'm not counting the group Kaito got pulled into by his childhood friend which is a group made to Catch KID and not help 'Kaito.' Like, what kinda allies are that, Aoko only wants to catch the magician thief, Hakuba is... Hakuba (he can be an "ally" but like Conan, not a reliable one), and there's that... witch who never really does anything much to help but give out warnings. (I forgot her name holup... AKAKO! There we go).

Compared to Conan who has like, a lot, and most of em are spoilers so if whoever reading this wanna get into dcmk, feel free to skip. There's Agasa that's the one creating the gadgets for him, Ai who knows his secret and is practically in the same boat as him (since she was a scientist from the org that wanted out yet shrunk too), Heiji which is like his bestie who's a fairly good detective, THE AKAI FAMILY (That entire family is a mf unit bro, there's a FBI sharpshooter, a mom that's a mi6 agent, another highschool detective with skills on par with Conan that knows jeet kune do, a shogi master that's also insanely good at strategizing in general. Like bro, wtf), Furuya Rei aka Amuro Tooru aka Bourbon-- Also a wtf moment there. CONAN HAS PROTECTION FROM VERMOUTH, one of the most important members of that same organization he's pursuing. Vermouth refuses to hurt and especially kill Conan and Ran.

Like, that kid has it all meanwhile Kaito DOESN'T HAVE ANYONE??? The treatment here. So yes, I'm only putting Kaito in p5 cuz he deserves ppl to be there for him if there's barely anyone in his own source material. (Maybe I'd even put Hakuba in p5 too, as a treat, cuz he's also gotten the short end of the stick too). Hakuba can be with Akechi to put some load off his back with the addition of Another thief getting added in their universe except Hakuba is also a menace of his own way so honestly, good luck Akechi.

#aria rants #wai a sec i aint forgettin bout the fact that tho conans parents are also Horrible and mostly #absent from All That is practically going on. when it counts. conan can call em for help and like #his dad is an insanely good detective and his mom is an insanely good actress that also knows #how to do disguises LIKE???? man. i just realized how bad kaito's situation is when put side to side conan's #my guy doesn't even have any reliable allies bro like what he gon do during the big confrontation??? #his dad is ASS. his mom doesnt even visit him and is living in ANOTHER COUNTRY #her son is in a deadly situation and shes out there chilling someplace far away like GOD #someone save kaito actually. like tbf... well like no confrontation gonna happen yet #considering that gosho only started to pick up magic kaito again after like so many years #like... maaaaaan. he rlly did get the short end of the stick bro save my son yall #am happy he picked the story up again but also like-- gayum. crossing my fingers this #doesnt turn out into another conan 2.0 or a mini conan 2.0 where it spans on for years #okay this got long and fr did end up as a rant. whys my brain so active whenever im sleepy

[rubyvroom]

and finally music stuff

I don't know if it's that my attention span is for shit lately, but I haven't really been consuming albums anymore, mostly just singles. But a few albums I did enjoy:

That's Rosalia, Angel Olsen, Winter, and Dawn Richards + Vantablack

albums let's face it I'm almost certain to love once I get around to properly listening to them: Hatchie, Let's Eat Grandma

I'd usually list out the shows I went to this year, but for pandemic reasons I haven't been to a concert since I saw Ladytron in 2019. :( I hope to be back at concerts in 2023? Maybe?

And my finalized songs playlist (listed out below if you don't have spotify, but I think I put the webplayer on this)

Tastes Just Like It Costs - MJ Lenderman 3:47

L’enfer - Stromae 3:09

Home Maker - Sudan Archives 5:02

Ojitos Lindos - Bad Bunny, Bomba Estéreo 4:18

Doomscroller - Metric 10:28

Right Now - Angel Olsen 5:07

Ghost On - Angel Olsen 4:20

Say Laura - Eric Chenaux 7:24

midnight sun - Nilüfer Yanya 4:42

Billions - Caroline Polachek 4:56

Dance For You - Empress Of 3:21

Mistakes - Sharon Van Etten 3:59

Welcome To Hell - black midi 4:09

Bleed It - Logic 2:31

Bad Habit - Steve Lacy 3:52

Red Bird Pt. 2 (Morning) - Florist 5:26

On The Ground - Grace Ives 3:25

Body - 070 Shake, Christine and the Queens 3:30

LA FAMA - ROSALÍA, The Weeknd 3:08

Less Than Zero - The Weeknd 3:31

High Priestess - Santigold 3:13

Beach House - Carly Rae Jepsen 2:30

Wild - Spoon 3:13

One - Hercules & Love Affair, ANOHNI 4:37

Jackie Down The Line - Fontaines D.C. 4:01

Quicksand - Hatchie 4:11

So Typically Now - U.S. Girls 3:15

This Hell - Rina Sawayama 3:56

Midnight Legend - Special Interest, Mykki Blanco 3:24

What They Call Us - Fever Ray 4:27

Pink + White - Live at Electric Lady - Remi Wolf 3:53

Romantic Homicide - d4vd 2:12

home - Two Shell 4:05

Shotgun - Magdalena Bay RemixSoccer Mommy, Magdalena Bay 3:59

Protection From Evil - Ibibio Sound Machine 4:36

About Damn Time - Lizzo 3:11

The Heart Part 5 - Kendrick Lamar 5:32

Tired of Taking It Out On You - Wilco 3:36

Down - Hot Chip 3:52

SAOKO - ROSALÍA 2:17

Wolf - Yeah Yeah Yeahs 4:13

Vantablack - Dawn Richard and Spencer Zahn, Dawn Richard, Spencer Zahn 3:55

Don’t Forget - Sky Ferreira 3:48

La Buena Vida - Camila Cabello 3:17

American Teenager - Ethel Cain 4:18

Last Last - Burna Boy 2:52

Free Yourself - Jessie Ware 3:54

Runner - Alex G 2:36

Step By Step - Braxe + Falcon, Alan Braxe, Panda Bear, DJ Falcon 4:02

Heaven Come Crashing - Rachika Nayar, Maria BC 5:33

Constant Repeat - Charli XCX 3:09

Spud Infinity - Big Thief 5:34

El Galatzó - Lucrecia Dalt 3:32

Looking at Your Pager - KH 2:54

Angel - DJ Python 10:52

What It Is - Amber Mark 5:25

happy accident - Tomberlin 5:45

Walkin - Denzel Curry 4:40

Somewhere Near Marseilles ーマルセイユ辺りーHikaru Utada 11:54

Belize (feat. MF DOOM) - Danger Mouse, Black Thought, MF DOOM 3:54

Right to Riot - Hagop Tchaparian 5:00

Running with the Hurricane - Camp Cope 4:15

Belinda Says - Alvvays 2:45

June - Destroyer 6:33

Greatest Hits - Jockstrap 4:27

keisha - Yaya Bey 2:55

Oh! - The Linda Lindas 2:35

Back To The Radio - Porridge Radio

#best of 2022 #2022 in review #music posts

[und8e2ff]

Okay so... Plot thus far is the 'Golden Cuckui' (affectionate, he seems very polite) and he's gotta collect 24 yards of 'map material' from the Skins & Crafts store (which is some town in Hokkaido, I forgot the name already).

Mans (Sugimoto) is volunteering for Big Brothers, Big Sisters - Hokkaido Region to help a small indigenous child (Ainu) get reparations.

Listen, the only reason I remember Sugimoto's name is because of the sheer amount of times the title 'Sugimoto the Immortal' came up.

The amount of titles being thrown around is giving Game of Thrones.

If he declares his title one more time in the next chapter, I'm about to start calling him Sugimoto Stormborn because that shit is giving Daenerys, Daenerys specifically.

I'm not even 10 chapters in yet and that's far from the only 'title' I've heard. It's very much giving Game of Kamuis/Kamui of Thrones.

If I never post again, I started a drinking game off this shit and lost.

I left off finishing chpt 6 where they revealed ol' dude with the forehead safety pad? That's a weird lookin bike helmet...

I predict that this mf about to be a D E M O N

Or at least as much a demon as one can be when they're foreshadowed as an antagonist within the first 10 chapters of a 300+ chapter series.

Also, that thief dude is pretty cool.

I'd give him a beanie baby.

#golden kamui

[neutrallyobsessed]

Have you played the great ace attorney? If so do you ship anyone from it? It probably has my second favorite ship behind Narumayo(that being ryususa) so I'm really curious(And if you haven't played it you really should)

^You'd think I'd blame work or steam engine brainrot but no, this is what a lack of rangu does to a mf lmao

So if you know any good, funny, voice-acting talented, nrmy/rysu shipper, anglo-speaking youtuber who played aa please let me know~!

I mainly want to know if you anglos got, at least, good (no need to be great xd) content in your side of the fandom... like i doubt it, but id like to be proven wrong lol~

AND NOW UNTO THE ACTUAL ANSWER:

I'm currently on the last case of the first game☝️ on the part bout the stereoscopic pictures, so I already know that Susato is leaving :(...... BUT MAN IF THAT WASN'T A RYUUSUS MOMENT!!!!!! ^0^

Hell yeah, by virtue of being pre-narumayo, ryuusato is a something I ship and the moments keep piling up~! And I already know that they'll be more, specially on the escapades extras xdd (i mean one of Phoenix's parents needs to be born right?)

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One of my kayworth jp artist also makes barogina (cause duhhhh prosecutor x thief) and I'm not sure if I fully buy it as well... the ages are still on fine territory but it's clear that their dynamic is more... antagonistic.

That being said, I do like the "stoic man softens the angry lady" thing lol. More in the Barok treats Gina like the adult she is and realizes that being a grown-up isn't that bad x3

But I gotta keep on going to know in what direction will these characters go yknow?

(Now we enter spoiler territory)

Things I know bout Resolve despite not going through it yet:

They add more female characters (?

Kazuma didn't die actually

And ngl, pre-mitsumayo (asosusa) kinda bangs and so does pre-narumitsumayo (asoryuususa) but I still prefer my ships monogamically so I'll just have to wait and meet (and re-meet xd) everyone else before deciding on a good lady for him... or maybe just keeping him single lol

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It doesn't seem to be any good ladies for Herlock nor good boys for Iris and I'm def not shipping them togheter haha maybeifiriswerealateteenbutsheaintfuckxd

If anything it looks like the devs made sure that NO ONE ships Sherlock x Watson cause they kill one and make the other a 10 y/o... of course it doesn't necessarily stop anyone and it looks more like they tryna see how far the fans could go... but it did stop me so here we are~

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And I guess that's it lol, we'll have to wait and see~~

#ask #tgaa #tgaa spoilers #ryuususa #ttte #rangugamer #ok i also saw herlock x susato and that slaps too #i guess susato is very shippable xd

[glitterparpaing]

if wen ke xing doesn't give me his gender immediately i will scream

like

i want that please give it to me right now

#the way it doesn't feel binary is so satisfying #gimme ur beenie-less gender u prick #he's like. the gayest of them all. #and i wanna be the gayest of them all too #gender *screams* #so u see this is why i'd tend to say i'm nb #bc yeah getting gender envies for boys and inanimate objects isn't *exactly* cis #but i'm fine with she/her and all pronouns #and i'm (i think??? everything is so hard) i'm a lesbian so #yeah anyway didn't come here to talk abt that #HE'S GORGEOUS #AAAAAAH #i want his gender AND personnality #i wanna be attracted to men but like. like him. in his masculine body. #i wanna be the other side of gay #but with HIS gender #no one else's #oh if only u could steal genders #i'd be a mf thief #pockets full of genders #gender or ur life #i hug u and boom Gender Stolen #took it gently from ur backpocket #u shouldn't let ur gender unsupervised like that #wait wait even better #i'm a gender dragon i sleep in a cave comfortably laying on an enormous pile of genders #i should probs sleep #word of honor