#i❤python

[our-reality]

#why did i post like. 3 photos in a row #oh well #at least i. am posting ❤ #python #art tag

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman at NADWCON 2011 (North American Discworld Convention) ❤

Neil: The single worst experience that we went through was, I think, the film. The first go round on the film, where it was bought by very nice people who convinced us they were very nice because we were absolute innocent. And I just remember going up for the first meeting with them.

And we were going up for the meeting, and Terry says, 'Here, come over here.'

I said, 'Okay.'

He said, 'Um, look, I'm not sure about these people, and you're not sure about these people. If this is our first meeting, if they're just completely barking, we should have a code word. And whoever says the code word, we both get up in unison and we leave'.

I said, 'Okay, so we need a code word that neither of us could conceivably say in normal conversation.'

And Terry says, 'Yes.'

I said, 'Okay, what about Biggles?' Now, Biggles, for those of you who don't know, was a famous...

Terry, joking: A famous Cardinal. [Cardinal Biggles in Monthy Python].

Neil: He was. Of course.

Terry: They're young, that's the only one they know.

Neil: Captain W. E. Johns wrote books about Biggles, who was a World War I flying ace who, with his pals Ginger and Algy used to go out and shoot out the evil Germans. So, if any Germans are here, you're not evil, it was just in this book. So. So, I say, 'What about Biggles?'

And Terry is, 'Okay. Biggles it is.'

So we head up for the meeting, and we're sitting there around the table talking to what seemed to be terribly nice, sensible people. And then the executive walks in. And the executive in this case was a woman who looked like she had mugged somebody 20 years younger than her and stolen her hair. And she walked in and she didn't... She said like, 'Hi, Neil. Hi, Terry. It's lovely to meet you both. Now, I'm sure that the guys have been talking to you about your book, Good Omens, and what we're thinking about now. Okay, let me just run some stuff past you. We figure the dynamics of this are the kid, Adam, whatever his name is, Newt, the witchfinder. We see him as, like, maybe being Tom Cruise, young, goodlooking, hunky, but he's looking for the witches. And the witch, Athaneema, I think her name was. Okay, so there's Newt and there's Athaneema'.

And I look at Terry, and I need to actually mime this - I think we should do this together.

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Fun fact: Neil wrote the 'Athaneema' into the Good Omens series :).

#good omens #terry pratchett #neil gaiman #terry and neil #interview #terry interview #neil interview #terry and neil interview #newt #anathema #athaneema #ep2 #2i7 #good omens movie #fun fact #videos #gointerviewedit #interview transcript #biggles #w e johns #transcripts

[hufflepuffimagines]

conrad x fem reader with prompt 43, “What the fuck is that? No, no, absolutely not, we’re not keeping it. No way, not happening.” where she asks if they can just go into a pet store for funzies and he walks away for a millisecond only to find her holding a snake and talking to an employee about what to buy to take care of it and he’s just like 😧

No fucking way (Conrad Fisher x Reader)

pairing: Conrad Fisher x reader

genre: fluffy

warning: snakes

prompt: “What the fuck is that? No, no, absolutely not, we’re not keeping it. No way, not happening.”

words: 228 words

notes: sorry for the small story, i’ve been having a hard time tks to my ex and his friends (stupid people that think the world revolves around them) and my head is far from this world...

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It was a normal afternoon in the Cousins, you and Conrad spend the morning on the beach and, after lunch, you decided to go for a walk around the city. While you’re looking at the shop windows, Conrad saw a pet store and thought it was a great idea to go in there. There was cuteness everywhere you looked, puppies, kitties, hamsters and everything cute that you can imagine. Conrad walked to the other side to look at the fishes, when he walked back he saw you on your back and when you turned, he didn’t believe his eyes.

“Y/N, what the fuck is that?”

“It’s a carpet python” You said pulling the snake next to you face. “It’s domestic, I want one, can we keep it? PLEAASEEE”

“No, no, absolutely not, we’re not keeping it.” Conrad said shaking his head is disbelief. He thought you’d like a hamster and that’s ok, you can hide it ion your dorm, BUT A FUCKING SNAKE?

“It’s small, and so cute!” You exclaimed like a little kid. “I mean, it can grow to 12 feet, but it’s little now.”

“No way, not happening.”

“You’re boring.”

“I know” Conrad said while you returned the snake to its place. “I know something you can have?

“What?”

“Ice cream” You rolled your eyes while he laughed and hugged you walking out of the store.

when i read this request, I laughed my ass off, this is fucking amazing, tks for this request ❤

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#conrad fisher #conrad fisher one shot #conrad fisher x reader #conrad fisher x you #the summer i turned pretty #team conrad #tsitp

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Glad you're back! ❤

Now for a question/enrichment for you: do you change your snakes' light cycles throughout the year? Or keep them constant (bar potentially daylight savings changes)? Do you think there's any benefit to mimicking that for species that brumate in the wild?

I sure do! I don't induce brumation in any of my snakes but I like changing light cycles with the seasons because I notice very consistent behavior changes and I ultimately think it's good for my snakes' mental health!

For example, now that we're getting well into winter, lights in my snake rooms turn on later and turn off earlier, and I notice my diurnal snakes are raring to get up with the light - even though they have consistent 24/7 heat, in the wild they'd be getting up earlier to warm up and get ready for the day, and their internal clocks are still tuned in to that instinct. One thing I really love is that it bumps up the time my ball pythons and other nocturnal snakes are out expecting food - I feed contrictors when they're first starting to wake up and they're poking their heads out looking for food because that's when I consistently get the best feeding response, and in the summer they usually eat around 9 p.m. but now it's closer to 5:30. It's just fun for me to have more time in the evenings to watch them out and about!

I find most of my snakes are pretty consistently active throughout the year, and I think mimicking seasonal changes helps keep things fresh for them and encourage higher activity levels!

#not a rating #snake behavior #snake enrichment

[masterqwertster]

Thanks again for doing my last prompt! I have been rereading it for days, and will continue to revisit it everytime I need some fluffy H/C. ❤

I hope you don't mind me throwing a couple more prompts from the list your way. (Exact quoting of the prompt isn't necessary - I'm more about the spirit of it. Also, bonus points for hugs on either of these.)

#5. "You don't have anything to be sorry for."

In the last episode Orym said something about the group falling for Ludinus' trap, "Especially me." Ashton almost interrupts to disagree, but doesn't end up saying anything in the moment. I'd love for Ash to follow-up on that part of the conversation.

#11. "Just hold onto me."

Ashton goes over the side of the airship. Orym uses Seedling's vines to Spiderman-swing in and catch them, but Ash is heavy, and Orym's Strength Stat isn't very high.

Thanks again! I've been enjoying your prompt fics a lot. 😁

You're welcome! It's always nice to hear that something I wrote is getting lots of love. Gotta say, I'm not really feeling the 5 idea, but 11 sounds like fun (think I'll slip the 5 quote in anyways though😉). Though Bells Hells' airship privileges were revoked after they crashed the last one😝 Luckily, Ashton and Orym have recently been in an area with cliffs to accidentally fall off of... Prompt

The problem with being small, Orym has found, is that it's unfortunately easy for someone larger than him to pick him up and throw him. If they manage to get hands on him.

Today is not his lucky day, and the earth elemental they're fighting has managed to get its large, stony mitt around him. Orym's pretty sure if its got anything passing for tactics, its going to throw him off the nearby cliff. Which is going to suck, but Seedling still has magic for the day. If his luck isn't complete dogshit, Orym might even get the Grasping Vine fired off before the arc of his launch takes him below the cliff edge so that he can reel himself in to the clifftop, instead of having to attempt climbing back up.

Of course that little plan goes to shit the moment Orym impacts something hard with enough force to knock them both off the cliff.

A quick turn of his head reveals Ashton, vibrating at speed with their red and blue ghost-images. It's an immediate and instinctual thought that he cannot let Ashton fall. Not again. If the genasi survived, it would shatter them in more ways than one.

"Grab on tight to me!" Orym shouts over the rushing wind, reaching out a hand.

There's that breath stealing second where their fingers just miss each other... but the second Ashton has a grip on him there's a disorienting blink in which he goes from facing the wide-eyed barbarian to suddenly being pinned against their chest, head tucked beneath their chin.

Luckily for the both of them, Orym's held down back-to-chest, so he's still got a clear shot at the cliff face for Seedling. He just needs his arms free.

"Need my arms-!"

In a split second Ashton's arm is repositioned over his chest with his arms atop it. And they must have stored the hammer too, because a second stone arm is pythonned around his stomach. ...It's going to take some getting used to, dealing with Ashton's extreme speed mode in close quarters.

Still, there's no time for Orym to waste either. So he takes Seedling in both hands, aims as far up the cliff as he thinks the vine can reach, and prays to Serataani he doesn't miss as he fires off the Grasping Vine.

Their luck holds, turning the outward curve of their fall into a pendulum swing toward the cliffside.

...Though the yank that turns their downwards momentum into the horizontal swing threatens to pull Seedling from his grasp. Or his arms from their sockets. And Ashton's panicked squeeze to not fall loose from the shift in direction doesn't help with it's crushing force on his torso. The cursing Orym can hear just above the wind is mere background noise at this point.

Orym also hadn't thought as far as the quickly approaching cliff face and their immanent impact with it. The problem with not falling all the way down is that they still have to come to a stop somewhere, and deal with the cessation of all the momentum they've collected.

Ashton seems ready for it, though, twisting them around so that his back will impact first. Which is probably a good thing, since Ashton can take physical hits like nobody's business in a rage. Though Orym's not sure how much cushion a stone body can provide-

The answer turns out to be some cushion, but probably not as much as a normal, giving flesh and blood body. The harsh impact makes Orym start to loose his grip on Seedling as it jolts through his already straining and throbbing arms, jerking the hundreds of pounds hanging from him.

Just as he fears they will continue to fall because of his slipping grip, the pressure around his abdomen vanishes. A jade arm now clings to the vine, pulling them both up. It relieves the strain on Orym's arms as all the weight of Ashton is now held by the vine and the genasi's grip on it while Orym's own weight is now supported by the arm across his chest, leaving only the shield strapped to his forearm and Seedling in his fading grip to weigh upon his arms.

"That fucking sucked," Ashton huffs into his hair as they dangle.

"Yeah," Orym gets out in a strangled voice. The pain of his arms is really starting to set in now that he doesn't have the immediate worry of them falling to the bottom of the canyon.

Ashton rolls to the side with a grunt, pulling up his legs to brace against the cliff face, taking some of the weight off his arm. It's not that bad for him to hold them up with one arm, especially with as light as Orym is, but climbing will be a whole fucking lot easier if he can walk up the cliffside a bit. All he needs to do before they get going up is get Orym into a position that frees his other arm.

"So how badly broken are your arms?" they ask, adjusting their grip and position a bit. When Orym doesn't immediately answer, they tack on, "Brutal truth, okay? Gotta know what we're working with."

Orym lets out a shaky breath, drooping over Ashton's arm. "I'm barely holding on to Seedling," he softly confesses.

"Okay. How's you leg strength?"

"What?" Orym weakly questions.

"Leg strength. Do you think you could hold onto me with your legs well enough to free my other hand for climbing? I think I could maybe make it up one-handed, but it'd be a real bitch to do," Ashton explains, experimentally winding the vine around his forearm while trying to take a step up.

"Oh. Uh. Pretty good. I think?" Orym shakily answers. And fuck if the spaciness Orym seems to have going on doesn't have Ashton worrying about shock or some shit going on with the little fighter.

"Alright. Let's get you flipped around then. And fucking hold on tight. I'm barely going to feel it with this going on," they say, tilting their head to show off the red and blue light show as if the constant temporal vibrations running through their body aren't indicator enough of their rage being up.

Ashton brings a leg up so his thigh is perpendicular to his waist and slowly lets the halfling slide down his torso so the little guy is straddling his leg. He gets a hand on the back of Orym's shirt to support the fighter's balance through the turnaround, then loops his arm back under small arms to pull Orym back up to where he was positioned before. Little legs clamp over his ribcage, a reassuring pressure as tired arms flop over his shoulder for a loose grip behind his neck.

"You good?" Ashton asks, flexing their arm grasping the vine to give Orym a taste of what he's going to have to hold on through.

"Yeah, let's go," is the tired mumble in his ear as Orym's chin hooks over his right shoulder.

It's a slow movement to release Orym from their direct hold, an unshakable worry that the halfling won't stay up without their support. But the muscled little legs don't falter in their grip on their ribs.

"Okay. We're good. Okay," Ashton reassures himself as he gets his second hand on the vine, shoving off the foot he'd braced Orym's turnaround on to start their ascent.

By no means is this the worst climb Ashton's made. The vine makes for a good belay line and their connection with earth and stone guides their feet to the best support positions. It's a little trying on their arms, but fuck it, hauling up their own ass is always a bit of an ordeal, and Orym's miniscule weight isn't even worth the breath to complain about. Really, the one big worry they've got is if Orym's going to manage to hold on long enough to reach the top, because if he drops, Ashton's only going to have a small window to catch him before he tumbles out of reach. And that's assuming the vine doesn't disappear with its halfling conjurer, sending them plummeting too. Honestly, the worry helps keep the adrenaline flowing for their battle rage. Which, they could let it fade, but the absence of their chronic pain and the accelerated perception and ability to move would be a fucking shame to lose right now.

It doesn't take long with as fast as Ashton's moving right now to reach the top of the vine, which is still a good distance from the lip of the cliff.

"Hey, Orym," Ashtons says, jostling his shoulder to grab the halfling's attention. "Can we get another vine anchored higher up?"

"Ah, yeah," Orym says absently, twisting around to see where in the climb they are. "But... I think I'm going to need help aiming. My arms are... bad. I don't think they'll hold steady. Sorry."

"Don't need a fucking sorry for getting hurt in the process of saving our asses," Ashton breezily counters. If Orym hadn't held on, they'd probably both be splatted since Ashton's brain had been too focused on the seemingly inescapable fall to understand what the fighter had been doing.

"Um, what's going to happen to this vine?" Ashton follows up with, realizing it would be bad to lose his current anchor before the new one is in grasp.

"...I don't know. I don't usually pay attention to them once I'm done," Orym quietly answers.

"Okay," Ashton nods, considering the rock before him. "Give me a second."

He reaches for that sense of earth and stone in him, and like with the petrified skeleton, lets himself merge with the stone before him. Once he's got a hand sunk in and anchored, he releases the tension of the vine, testing his unconventional grip on the cliff. Thankfully it holds, even if it feels strange as fuck.

New grip established, Ashton reaches back for Orym's arm and Seedling, being as gentle as they can with the tiny, damaged arm. A whimper reaches their ear, earning a stream of mindless apologies. They don't want to hurt Orym more, but needs must because Ashton doesn't think he can merge with the stone long enough to reach the top.

With Ashton's hand engulfing Orym's on the hilt of the blade, they manage to aim up the cliffside. With a short countdown, Orym wills a new vine into existence and Ashton removes their hand from the stone to clamp onto it as soon as the vine anchors into the cliff. By some miracle, it's only five or ten feet from the lip. It's a bit hard for Ashton to tell from this angle, but he knows it's close. Close enough to not have to put Orym's battered arms through establishing a new line again.

"Just a little further," Ashton murmurs, feeling a nod in acknowledgement against his neck.

Ashton takes the final ascent as fast as they feel is safe, ever mindful of the small body clinging to their chest and the risk of him coming loose. In the end, it's still pretty fucking fast with their increased time flow. When they reach the end of the vine, they use what little energy they have left for merging with stone to get within reaching distance of the top.

"Sorry, this is probably gonna hurt," Ashton tells Orym.

Then they grab the back of the halfling's armor, easily peeling him off their front, and toss him up over the edge, back onto solid ground. They think they catch a slight whimper and oof above them. With a final surge of their arms, Ashton hauls himself into a roll over the lip of the cliff, not stopping until they have a good arm's length between themself and the edge. Which just so happens to be right next to where they managed to toss Orym. Funny how things work out like that.

"We made it," Ashton pants out as their rage fades, flooding them with exhaustion.

"Yep," Orym simply agrees, his own breathing faster than normal.

"Ashton! Orym!"

They're both assaulted with an armful of fussing, trembling Laudna. She holds them close as her spindly arms can pull them.

It's a good fucking group hug.

And a little lesson for y'all here at the end: catching your own bodyweight on just your arms with significant drop momentum like this is hell on your arms and runs the risk of dislocation and/or hyperextension. Adding more weight exacerbates the risk. Adding weight well beyond your lifting abilities should practically guarantee it. If it doesn't, like, rip your arms off. Halflings are listed at an average weight of 40 pounds. I'd bump a fully armed and armored Orym to about 50 pounds between equipment and muscle density. Ashton is low-balled by Laudna to be at least 450 pounds on their own (I personally low-ball them at 500 pounds). Their hammer looks to be about 2 cubic feet of slag glass, which is maybe 50 pounds per cubic foot, making the hammer 100+ pounds because of that plus the long metal haft. As I always say, Ashton is a heavy boi. So yeah, as cool as Orym's Spider-Man Grasping Vine deal is, it's actually a really bad idea for him to try and catch falling people many times his weight with it. Because if by some miracle he doesn't just drop them/get dragged down with them, his arms are at serious risk (which healing magic can fix, but if it's left too long- not good). So that's why I have Ashton pretty much immediately take over holding them up: if he doesn't, they absolutely will drop because Orym's arms simply can't support all that weight. (There's a reason Spider-Man can't just be copied off of only his equipment: anyone without super strength and an inherent durability for that strength would bust their arms to uselessness in no time) And this isn't even getting into weight logistics of what a magic vine can support and at what tension it will snap. At least in part because the spell description just says "creature" with no specifics on size-based resistance/immunity when it comes to dragging things, just a DEX save.

#MQ&A #critical role #ashton greymoore #orym of the air ashari #MQfic #hurt comfort dialogue prompt

[filaris467]

Doodle of my StarClan cats being lazy, cuz' they both had the status of feeling lazy.

Haildrizzle (White) & Pythonjaw (Gray).

These poor boys died on the same patrol, like, 2 or 3 moons after I made the Clan 😭

Honestly, I got pretty discouraged while trying to draw Python's markings, but I really wanted to finish this, so I sucked it up, did the best I could, and I think it came out okay ~❤

#clangen #illustration #warrior cats #art #doodle #oc #digital art

[kiragghar]

TWST Incorrect Quotes (Part 2)

Yuu: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Grim: The car takes a screenshot

Deuce: For the last time, get the fuck out

🦐🐱♠🦐🐱♠

Idia: Yuu, can I talk to you for a second?

Yuu: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Malleus are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Idia: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books

(This went a bit ooc in Idia's part)

🦐🐲💀🦐🐲💀

Ace: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Yuu: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house

Grim: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million

Ace: Good thinking

🦐🐱❤🦐🐱❤

Kalim, holding a python: Guys ! impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Jamil: You did WHAT-

Floyd, out of no where: William Snakepeare

☀️🐍🦈☀️🐍🦈

Lilia: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it

Kalim: Lilia, please don't

Cater: Mistlefoe

Kalim: Cater, please stop encouraging him

🦇♦☀️🦇♦☀️

Yuu: You have to apologize to Malleus

Leona: Fine

Leona: 'Unfuck you' or whatever

🦐🦁🐲🦐🦁🐲

Leona: Vil and I don't use pet names

Yuu: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Leona: Honey?

Vil: Yes, dear?

Leona: ...

Yuu: Don't ever lie to my face again

🦐👑🦁🦐👑🦁

Trey: Cater, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Cater: I don't know, love you, talk to you later

Trey: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Ace

🍀♦❤🍀♦❤

Riddle: I know you snuck out last night, Ace

Deuce: Play dumb!

Ace: Who's Ace?

Deuce: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

(INCORRECT QUOTE FROM SPIDERVERSE I CAN'T KSKSKWJWHSVD)

🌹❤♠🌹❤♠

Yuu: Why are you on the floor?

Idia: I'm depressed

Idia: Also was stabbed, can you get Ortho, please

🦐💀🤖🦐💀🤖

#twisted wonderland #incorrect quotes #grim twst #deuce twst #idia twst #malleus twst #ace twst #kalim twst #lilia twst #cater twst #leona twst #vil twst #trey twst #riddle twst #ortho twst

[icannotgetoverbirds]

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It Takes A Village

Writing Sideblog

I go by Byrd for short. I'm an intersex autistic trans man, I use it/he pronouns (unless it's funnier or gayer not to), I'm plural, and I'm over 18. I'm also an ex-mormon. Do not fucking proselytize any fucking religion at me. You will be blocked.

I mostly reblog about random shit, but sometimes I'll make original posts and/or respond with my take on a situation - those should be mostly tagged as #byrd chirps.

My exmo tag is #byrd is an exmo. Sometimes, my moot @twiggyfrogblog sends me birds, sometimes other people do too, so if you're looking for fantastic bird posts, the tags #byrd's birds and #ty twiggy! should take you there. Ask games are tagged #byrd's ask games. Transparent gifs are tagged as both #transparent gif and #transparent gifs.

I also have some new tags - #byrd's silly art, which is for my artwork (currently just me tracing photographs to try and wrap my head around concepts like shapes and shading), and #byrd's writing, which is how I tag any posts about my writing.

I am currently writing a fanfic - I've started to try and tag that as #stt and #byrd's silly little fanfic - once someone finds the fic on AO3, I'll put a link in here.

Some of my posts/reblogs contain triggering/heavy/nsfw topics. I do my best to tag these, but I'm not perfect. Let me know if I miss anything. I don't generally tag swearing, and I do use the word queer as a self-identifier unapologetically.

I have a few sideblogs - some of which are currently inactive. I won't link them here - see if you can find them!

I'm friends with Kea, a writer who distributes his work under a pseudonym, and I have his permission to post his writing. Here is my favorite of his, The Model and The Letter.

Lots of links below the cut, including resources and ask games.

Current ask games:

Not Like The Other Ask Games™

Who Am I To You?

Gentle Cottagecore

Iconic Tumblr Post

Vibe Check

Why Do You Tolerate Me

What am I the patron saint of?

Colors

Character Opinion Bingo

what 3 fictional characters do you associate with me

?????

Another Character Opinion Bingo

????? 2 electric boogaloo

Another Colors

Pokemon types

Literally anything (I make no promises of answers, however)

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send me a shitty summary of my blog?

want me to pick a sentence from one of my WIPs to share?

the blorbo blingus (character ask game)

litcherally just ask me anything about my ocs

who am i to you?

toss me a gender, why dontcha

polyamory asks

squishmallow character ask game

In addition, I really enjoy helping to name things like fictional characters and whatnot. I have a method that I use that creates original names with meaning - it's not foolproof, but I've come up with some great names through it.

If you need help naming someone/something, feel free to send in an ask at least giving me a few words you'd like associated with the thing - more information is better, though! There's no cost, either - it's a fun exercise in creativity on my end. These will be tagged as #byrd's name game.

DNI is in my bio.

Other links -

Resources:

My ex-terf/ex-radfem blog

Everything you know about obesity is a lie (tw minor healthism in the article)

Body Neutral/Positive Recipes Base Post (feel free to contribute!)

Body Neutral/Positive Recipes Main Thread

Free Online ASL Lessons

Planned Parenthood's sex ed tab

help getting out of medical debt for usamericans

Masterlist of Native/Indigenous products

Good picrews for fat people

literally every animorphs book for free

Alternative search engines

The distinction between hating men and being a feminist and why it's so important

Pi-Hole

Piracy Subreddit

Drawing Tips Masterpost

Visual Snow Syndrome

If you need a smile:

Get a random birb

No Notes Bungus

Handmade ball python plushies

Good news: COVID-19 edition

The world's cutest alligator

Good news: Climate Change edition

A Different Aftermath

An important reminder

an absolutely buckwild idea i had

Tumblr writers

The Model and The Letter by Kea (if it gets 420k notes by the end of the year I'll read Animorphs and maybe write an essay about it)

Kea's Chapbooks on Ao3

Tumbleweed by Kea

Tumblr's Folk Tales

Misc:

The origins of parafonian

Kissinger Death Tontine

#pinned post #kea #resources #parafonian #exmo #byrd is an exmo #im feeling very exmo in this chilis tonight #exmormon #ex mormon #exlds #ex lds #ex religious #apostate #apostake #avian apostate :> #byrd's ask games #byrd chirps #tw o word

[child-of-cha0s]

How are people scared of these cute little things? When I was a kid, I took care of my dad's ball python Sypher and he would squeeze my arm a lot and my child brain thought of it like he was giving me a hug 🥺❤ (not my picture)

#mr snake #cute snake #python #story time

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

Of course I love all of your babies, but I really love your pythons and hognose(s?). Why are they so cute?! Puppy mouths and lil snoots, the whole lot of 'em! ❤🐍

Thank you so much! I adore their silly little faces too, god, especially when they’ve got the zero brain cell look going on 🥺 like baby has crashed? Snake.exe has stopped?

Please take Dizzy and Yuzu as a token of thank you!!! I really appreciate your message and I’m glad that they’re making you happy 🥰

#nice asks #!!!!!!!!!! #Dizzy #Yuzu #yuzu is so POINTY

[our-reality]

"other side of paradise is a swift song lol"

#ty bonk for reminding me this song exists cuz. :) #they rlly said 'the last part of other side of paradise is a thatcher song' and i was like 'oh yeah! *starts bawling*' #i thought this song was gonna be a python song at first cuz i didn't remember the specific lyrics #but then i looked them up and i was like 'i think python sounds like who the song is being sung about rather than the singer' #and immediately after i went 'what if swift was the singer.' #I'M RLLY FUCKED UP RN THE SONG IS REALLY GOOD BUT... #i was gonna put some lyrics here that made me especially ill but then i realized that's like. the entire song #i think the girl being referred to in the song is like. humanity collectively #esp since python. is gay and aro LMAO #and on that note. 'that girl is gone but i still try' what if i fucking screamed #uhm i could dissect the entire song tbh but i don't feel like it i just got home from a 6 hr road trip lol #i'm so normal (lying) #swift #also kiss me son of god is a very vysel song. i also discovered this thanks to bonk LOL #we've been very mentally ill together lately it's been fun ❤❤❤ #'the chorus of kiss me son of god is double meaninged for vysel' cut to me screaming and sobbing #sorry i haven't posted in a while i've been busy with tmc brain worms LMAO

[himmelstudies]

7 June 2022

Been a while since I have posted here. Here is a short update hahaha ☺

I had been busy recently, had been injured for a while as well after my papers... but all is well now! I have fully recovered and now just doing some studying at home :)

I recently got my results back as well! I actually did beyond my expectations for most of my modules which really makes me happy! 😊😊 now that 1 month of my holiday just flew by, I will be posting more on stuff I am working on during my holiday as studying now is a rare occasion i suppose.

I also contacted a professor and will be working on a project under him this holiday. However, i only started recently so not much stuff to delve into.

Another thing i have worked on is actually joining an online course on coursera! I have recently found an interest in data science in python, so i have applied for a specialisation in data science in the e learning platform! I am in my very firsr module at the moment and will be working towards a certification in it by the end of my holidays!

I will be posting more on these stuff soon so do look out for it!! ❤

P.S. here is me listening to my professor's class on MIT app inventor hehe

#himmelstudies #study #studyblr #engineering #engineeringblr #engineeringstudyblr #engineeringblog #engineer #data science #python #academicunites

[fieldofdaisiies]

speaking as someone who devours the written word like a python opens its mouth and swallows its prey, it doesn't matter whether or not your english has "great lacks". you write such beautiful things, and everyone can see it, completely regardless of your fluency in english. i know that hearing this from me won't magically take away your insecurities, but i just want you to remember that your writings are utterly adored by your readers ❤

this was absolutely the best thing to wake up to❤️

thank you sooo much, it really means the world and I cannot thank you enough for taking your time to write this😭

And you definitely gave me a little confidence back!!!!❤️

[m-jelly]

Jelly ❤💙💜🧡

You ever seen The Muskateers? Those are some niiice looking swordsman 😜

How about Merlin? You got Arthur, Merlin Gwain, Lancelot.

And the guy who plays Lancelot also plays Aramis!

What do you think? Are you a fan of either show and the cast?

Good to see you here 🥰

Also, how's the escape room treating you?

I loved the three musketeers book as a kid. My mum read it a lot to me.

The only musketeers I know is the 1993 film and 2011 one

It's odd, both Merlin and the musketeers are BBC programs, so they're UK, but I have not watched.

Only king Arthur stuff I know is I went to here he's "supposed" to be buried. He's at an old Abby but everyone knows he wasn't real. I've watched a few movies about him. Monty Python's holy grail (hilarious I quote it too much to family) sword in the stone 💕 think was Disney! King Arthur 2004 which was a terrible movie.

I weirdly love movies over TV shows! It's not often I watch a TV shows. I'm always watching movies though and love them.

Escape room has been stressful. On Sunday I had something break on me. I fixed it and then crap happend here. The thing broke again and I fixed it, then a customer broke it again and I said fuck it and went home after my shift 🤣

#jelly.asks

[matthew-s-armstrong]

ART V ARTIST!

Allot of that grey is beard frost dang it. Lol. I'm so lucky to have such a wonderful wife to adventure with!!! None of this is possible without my sweetheart and soulmate!!! Thank you🙏❤(ӦｖӦ｡)

So any way...

What an incredible year! So much Art work created for animation and ttrpgs galore! Created Bently Beaver and a whole video game world! Wrote so many comics. Finished the art for a lot of them! Written allot of an original graphic novel. Half way to finishing THE DRAGON IS beastyary. Children picture book dummy's almost complete!!! And I Played way too much Elden Ring! So many projects are finally almost complete! I'm about to launch my webcomic WAY FAR STAR! I have 50 plus episodes done. Its a antholgy kinda like muppet show and Monty Python and High fantasy! Short form comics and the occasional longer yarns. I uploading them to #webtoons and everywhere they'll start January!!! I have picture book about dragons coming out next year. I have a big ol sketch book/start book ready for kickstarter... and PATREON!!! I just gotta figure out all the not art stuff... But everything is all coming together! Nothing's gonna stop us now!!! Wish me luck!!

Just want to say thanks to all of you my Instagram! I value all you kind comments and interactions and the friends I've made more than anything ever and then some!!!

Many many happy wishes to you 🙏 that k you thank you from the bottom of my heart! Excelsior!!!

#artvartist #artvsartist2022 #matthewart #wayfarstar

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[officialleobrown36]

Temptation Thursday: Performer, Tatted Dude and Lover of Cakes. Today's #Temptation Gangsta with a Golden Heart, Papi Thug and Texan #Python. 

P.S. He was one of those performers who 'got into' what they were doing and he was silly. I miss that in the adult industry.😘❤

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