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beiasluv · 6 months

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arrow and papaya | o. piastri (81)

a/n: figured you guys are bored with yn adoring oscar…so here’s more 🤭

mercedesamgf1

melbourne, australia

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mercedesamgf1 check out georgerussell63’s australian starter pack, featuring our non-aussie expert…yourinsta 😉

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yourinsta thank you for the honorable expert title 🤭

landonorris how are you verified for this

danielricciardo don’t discredit my aussie protector

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username we clearly know why she is considered an expert 😩

georgerussell63 thank you for the flip flops 👊

yourinsta you meant thongs?

georgerussell63 can I buy you Tim tams to shut you up?

yourinsta send ‘em in 🤭🤍

yourinsta

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yourinsta sorry, lewis. he said I’m his new favorite driverr now 🥰

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lewishamilton so no more roscoe play dates?

yourinsta i am buying roscoe more treats rn 😦😭

lewishamilton the veggie ones 👊

yourinsta obviously, i am his godmother 🩷

georgerussell63 he clearly haven’t met the most amazing mercedes driver enough yet

yourinsta are we hearing something? 😗

landonorris did you bribe him with tim tams

yourinsta you’re supposed to be on my side :(

landonorris if we’re against george then count me in 👊

username are we getting yn and oscar baby fever???

username JAILLL 💀 they are my rookies/babies

lilymhe and I’m his favorite golfer??? 🥺

susie_wolff jack approved!!

lilymhe yasss

alex_albon not fair 🩷 you’re the only golfer he knows

yourinsta no heart emoji for lily allowed in my comment section, albon

alex_albon where’s oscar 🤦‍♂️

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri track n’ media day, thank you! 👊🧡

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mclaren my favorite rookies (couple) 🧡

mercedesamgf1 OUR favorite rookies

username admins, please give us more ynos content 😩

mclaren mercedes collab when??

mercedes let me bring this to toto 🤞

username #prayforoscar

landonorris was it my camera or daniel’s?? 😒

yourinsta you’re forgetting that also have one, just admit that you’re jealous 😗

landonorris never 😎

danielricciardo i would like to be excluded from this narrative

yourinsta okay, but only because you’ve asked nicely (and you’re my honey badger) 🫶

lilymhe anyone having trouble distinguishing yn and oscar’s instagram?? 🤭

logansargeant there are two accounts??

oscarpiastri sorry that you had to find out this way 🤷‍♂️

yourinsta I’m so sorry for your lost, logan

yourinsta thank you 😘

oscarpiastri ❤️

yourinsta did you get the orange juice?

oscarpiastri yes, did you get your tim tams?

yourinsta yes 🫶

landonorris there’s a thing called dm, yn

yourinsta why are you only attacking me :(

yourinsta

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yourinsta she’s everything, and he’s just a boss 🤷‍♀️ love you susieeeee 🫶

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susie_wolff thank you, hon 🩷

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georgerussell63 i see, the shirt has gained popularity

yourinsta would you like my shirt, russell?

georgerussell63 no, thank you. give it to oscar, maybe he’ll wear it

landonorris he won’t take it off for 3 days already 😨

yourinsta send pics please landonorris 🤭

georgerussell63

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georgerussell63 you can’t have them anymore 👊 yourinsta

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yourinsta please. you can have them, except oscar :(

logansargeant GIVE HIM BACK!! 🗣

yourinsta thank! you!

landonorris i thought i was your friend, ynn

yourinsta okay…I’ll have lando back too (cause Zak will be mad)

lilymhe no harassing my girl 😠

yourinsta thank you, girls’ girllll 🫶

lilymhe you’re welcomee 🩷

alex_albon are you asking for me back?

lilymhe maybe? (Yessss 😘)

landonorris mate, when is someone asking for me back?

carlossainz55 i can come and get you, lando

landonorris god help me 😭

username george held oscar captive cause he is actually protective of yn and can’t accept that he can’t let her go easily. period.

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username delulu is the solulu, ask charles about ferrari

username YOU DID NOT 😭

username george liked! I repeat, george liked!!!

yourinsta’s story

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mclaren pstt, driver(s) of the day post 👊🧡 (hi ynnnn 👋🫶)

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username not mclaren’s admin being obsessed with yn 🤭

username biggest shipper of the grid spotted

yourinsta hi adminnnn😚 i think you forgot charles_leclerc

charles_leclerc i think it is on purpose 👍

landonorris I’m sorry for you loss, charles

charles_leclerc what??

I can not stop making them. lmk if y’all are bored 💀

like, reblog, inbox me, whatever if you liked it. if not, what are you even doing 🥱 jkk

today’s a great day to take care of yourself. stay hydrated!!

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kika-writes · 16 days

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hard launch fr bro 😎

Warnings: Mentions of sex, swearing

Pairing: Lando Norris x fem!reader

Super Max 🦁: guys I have some news 😪

Georgie ☕️: wsp

Albono: what happened

Super Max 🦁: hm. I dunno. Y/N, would u like to share?

Y/N: tf u want from me bro

Super Max 🦁: lemme give u a clue. Starts w “L” and ends w “ando”

Y/N: just say lando 💀

Charles ❌🇫🇷: what did y/n do w lando

Georgie ☕️: u make it sound like they fucked 😭😭😭

Super Max 🦁: who kNOWS? mayeb tehy did 😡

Lan 🧡: hold on STEP ON THE BRAKES AND PULL INTO THE NEAREST SERVICE STOP. HOW IN THE OLYMPIC STYLE GYMNASTICS DID U LAND AT THAT CONCLUSION 💀💀

Y/N: that’s so zesty norris

Lan: thank u i learnt it from u 🙏

Super Max 🦁 : u must have learnt in the time y’all were fucking 😡😡😡😡😡

Lan 🧡: mate ur amazin and shi and ur a good mate but WTF r u on abt

Super Max 🦁: mate considering ur banging my sister atm I’d consider this a calm reaction 😃

Georgie ☕️: Y/N UR SMASHIN LANDO?! damn I thought u had standards

Y/N: george mate ur getting a tad loud pipe down 🤫🤫🤫

Georgie ☕️: I’m jus sayin he ain’t even hit puberty yet. take it from me, I get sm bitches 😎😎

Y/N: mate I clap ur gf when ur racing 😍

Albono: what a way to shut up someone Y/N

Osc 🥺: hello guys

Y/N: hello Oscar my son.

Osc 🥺: hello y/n 😄

Y/N: oh bless angel ur too innocent for this conversation

Logs: hello y/n 😁

Y/N: hi Logan!

Super Max 🦁: y/n’s fucking norris

Osc 🥺: who, lando?

Smooth operator: obviously, who else would it be?

Albono: woah keep the beef to on track

Y/N: Carlos don’t u dare attack my son 👊

Super Max 🦁: Y/N IS BANGING LANDO NORRIS DUDES

Albono: and dudesses*

Super Max 🦁: WHY IS NO ONE SHOCKED

Osc 🥺: coz we all knew. she told me and logan first 😆

Super Max 🦁: WHAT

Logs: they’ve literally kissed like 6 times on international television.

Georgie ☕️: someone help max, he’s havin convulsions

Y/N: sick

Lan 🧡: does this make me a father? a dad?

Y/N: my daddy 🤫🤫

Charles ❌🇫🇷: yeah max just passed away 💀

Albono: charles we need to talk abt ur use of emojis

Charles ❌🇫🇷: skull means dead no? 🤨

Y/N: anyways

Lan 🧡: y/n I want kids

Y/N: same bro same 😚

YUKI-SAN: are y’all dating dating or bro dating

Y/N: bro dating 😎. I want a kid w ma bro 😎

Lan 🧡: pls stop 🙏

Super Max 🦁 : Lando fucking norris if u ever pull any bullshit with my fucking sister (e.g hurt her, make her sad, breathe when she doesn’t want you to, say something rude, say something offensive, ruin her race, even have ‘friendly’ banter, touch her when she doesn’t want you to, exist when she wants you not to), I will ruin your life and everyone you ever love. You will be very sad (optional) and also maybe dead (not optional)

Lan 🧡: everything I ever love includes Y/N

Y/N: 💀💀💀

Charles ❌🇫🇷: SEE Y/N DID IT WHEN DEATH 😡😠😡😠😡

Albono: NO SHE DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

Osc 🥺: that’s not how 💀 works

Y/N: omd. @Lan 🧡. u + me -> 👌👈💦?

Super Max 🦁: OH DEAR LORD HELP ME JESUS IM TELLIN CHRISTIAN DUDE, HE AINT GONNA BE HAPPY ABT THIS Y/N

Y/N: tell Christian to squeeze his own balls and piss off. @Lan 🧡 my question?

Lan 🧡: 🤚👉🫳🤌🤟🖐️👇🫴🫰👌🫴🫷🤘🤜🫸🫷

Y/N: I got u bro let’s go 💪☝️👊👇👊☝️

Georgie ☕️: y/n how big is it 😼

Y/N: 🤏🤏🤏

Lando Norris has kicked “Y/N Verstappen” from the chat.

Lan 🧡: MY DICK IS HUGE IM A FREAKING TRIPOD U BITCHES

George Russell added “Y/N Verstappen” to the chat.

Georgie ☕️: drop the leaks @ y/n

Y/N: [image.jpg]

George Russell saved an image.

Albono: 😨😨😨

Y/N Verstappen deleted her last chat.

Lan 🧡: WAIT WTF DID SHE SEND 🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨

Georgie ☕️: Weiner.

Lan 🧡: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE FRACKIN PHOTO

Georgie ☕️:

Max removed Y/N and Lando.

Georgie ☕️ : 💔💔💔💔

#lando norris #lando norris x reader #lando norris imagine #lando norris x you #lando norris smut #lando x reader #f1 text au #smau

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hp-hcs · 2 months

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Can maybe request some slytherin boys with gay awakeing trope? Maybe headcanons or shorts

gay awakening headcanons — mlm! slytherin boys x male! reader

hella short cause of some ✨personal stuff✨ going on, but i just wanted to get something out 🤷‍♂️

me? blame my shitty writing skills on my current health problems? what no never

❕not proofread❕

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mattheo

immediately has a mental breakdown

identity crisis anyone?

i feel like he would have that panicky gay moment where he realizes that his friend is actually his More Than Friend, ykwim?

like, you just do something innocuous like sling your arm over his shoulders while walking to class and babyboy just FREEZES

the second that happens, he immediately drops out of your life while he freaks out gets his shit together

like, homeboy just deadass vanishes

doesn’t show up to any of his classes

doesn't show up to quidditch practice (draco threatens to kill him for that, cousin or not)

meanwhile you’re just there like 🧍 “what did i do?”

because my lil darlin mattheo cannot healthily express any emotion ever, he would “solve” his problem by just like, purposefully running into you in the halls and kissing your cheek, then just full-on 🏃💨 SPRINTING 🏃💨 away without a word

theo

also has an identity crisis, he’s just better at hiding it

gotta save face, amirite?

but anyways-

you weren’t even doing anything out of the ordinary, you were just hanging out with him in his room and ended up lighting his cigarette for him

that’s it. homeboy is already whipped for ya.

like, straight up simp.

i feel like theo’s a “i’m definitely going to have a panic attack over this at two in the morning, but for now i’m just going to not think and enjoy 😌💅” kind of mentality

just flat out says it

“you know, you look really hot today.”

y/n: 😳😏………..💏💋😘

draco

have you ever had a friend that was so clearly Not Straight but they just kept denying it for years before finally coming out?

well that’s draco <3

you were at a party and agreed to join some kind of kissing game

like, spin the bottle, seven minutes in heaven, post office…

(does anybody actually still play post office?)

and obviously, you both end up having to kiss each other duh

homeboy is not doing well

but not in a “what?? i don’t know what’s going on!!” kind of way

in a “ah shit my friends were right every time they called me gay, fuck” kind of way <3

immediately start dating after the party and everyone’s like 🤨👀

blaise

i feel like blaise already knew/suspected, but just didn’t have the vocabulary to describe his sexuality, ykwim?

i’m getting pansexual vibes frfr

could not give less of a fuck

is just like “shit alright, d'you wanna make out then?”

i mean……..it’s not like you’re gonna say no

this man. tHIS MAN. he’d be such a gentleman omfg

also i’m not gonna say sugar daddy but sugar daddy

would absolutely buy you anything you even looked at. you looked at a ten thousand galleon wristwatch in a luxury store? it’ll be on your bed waiting for you by the time you get home

if anyone was homophobic or wtv, he wouldn’t beat them up per se, but he would do something unnecessarily extra, like wear a dress and makeup just to be like “wdym? we’re a straight couple, obviously”

(he would tell his friends about the homophobe though, and they wouldn’t be quite as composed and respectful as him 👊😠🩸😵😵‍💫)

enzo

this man seriously does not care

like, he’s just like “oh i’m queer? hahah that’s crazy”

this man has no qualms about asking you out in the middle of class in front of everyone

like, in the middle of potions or smth he’d just be like “y/n, wanna go get dinner sometime?”

and you’re like “…aren’t you straight?” 🧍

enzo: “who knows? not me! does saturday at eight work?”

he’s so silly goofy i just love him sm

this boy would be a hella fine kisser, i just know it

WOULD ASK YOU TO THE YULE BALL 🕺🕺

AND WOULD GET YOU GUYS MATCHING BOUTONNIÈRES 💐

regulus

“ah shit i owe the boys twenty galleons, fuck”

resigned, more than anything

he can’t even come out, either cause like, what would that even be?

“guys, i have to tell you something……i’m gay”

“yep. what do you have to tell us??”

you asked him out cause you thought he was gay

and he was just like 😳🤨🤷‍♂️🙂👍

you guys went to fortescue’s!!! 🍦🍨🍧

(he’s def a mint chocolate chip kind of guy i’m just saying)

y’all end up being like, the it couple at hogwarts i don’t make the rules

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Leo 2018: Donnie, are you sure you calculated everything correctly?🤨

Donnie 2018: Definitely bro, my computers picked up some signs of life in the school building, so that's where the Foot Clan is hiding🤔🏫📟🖥

Raph 2018: Cool, we'll catch them by surprise, because surprise is on our side👊😄😃

Leo 2018: So, you Raph, will go around the school in case the villains are hiding in the bushes or on trees😤🌳🌱 You Mikey will inspect the first floor of the school😉🏫 I will inspect the second and third floors😏🏫✨ And you, Donny...😗

Donnie 2018: *Does something on his tablet* I got it, I'll just stay here and watch our car😉😊📱🚚

Leo 2018: Cool, now let's go, guys, and remember that you have to be extremely careful, in case the Foot Clan also prepared some kind of creepy trap for us😄😤🗡 *Creates a portal and gets inside the building*

Donnie 2018: Why he couldn't you just walk through the door that I opened for him?...🙄😑🚪🔓

***

Leo 2018: *Teleports to class* Hmm, it's suspiciously quiet here...🤔😠 The soldiers must be preparing to attack from the quiet😤 *Hears rustling* Don't move!😨😫 I have a teleporter sword and I’m not afraid to use it against you!😖🗡

Stefany 2018: *Standing in the middle of the class* Haha, don’t be afraid, little rubber turtle, it’s me🤭🥰💗💞 *Caresses her breast and hips* You won’t be afraid of a cute kitten, right?😘💝💓💕

Leo 2018: *Blushes and his jaw drops* Woah~😲😍🌋💘💓💖💞 Mmmh, good night, my kitty, did you come here a little pampering and cuddling with your azure champion?😏😈💖💝❣️💕 Although I was a little busy tonight, I will be happy to have fun with you🤔😈💗💓💞

Stefany 2018: Haha, very good, my sweetie, but first you'll have to catch me😉😅💕 *Jumps off his desk and runs into the hallway* Hahaha😍🤭🏃‍♀️💘🩷💞 (Thoughts💭) Oh god, I hope Leo can't catch up with me before I find a phone and call the police, because the Foot Clan kidnapped me to use as a trap for my beloved Leo😰😥📞🚔👮

Leo 2018: *Creates portals and chases Stefany* Hohoho, you still don’t know who you’ve contacted, kitty, I’ll catch up with you in no time😁🥰🗡🏃‍♂️💖💘💝💞

Stefany 2018: *Runs down the corridor* Oh, come on, Stefany, you remember, there was a public telephone here somewhere!😰😣📞 *Turns the corner and stops* Ah, the phone is broken!..😱📞💥 I should have guessed that if the Foot Clan thought of turning off the alarm, then they didn’t forget about the phone either...😓😥📢💥📞💥🏫

Leo 2018: *Runs down the hallway* Yoohoo, hey cutie, don't hide!😚😄🏃‍♂️💗💝💘💕 *Creates a portal and goes inside it* Your sugar daddy wants to have fun with you!😃😆💗💓💖💞 *Comes out of the portal and hugs Stefany* Gotcha!😆🤗💘💓💕 I told you that I would catch you, my hunny kitty, now I will caress and kiss you😏😘💖💗❣️💕 *Caresses Stefany's breast*

Stefany 2018: Haha, you did great, Leo, and I think you deserve an award😅🥰💝🩷💞 *Kisses Leo on the lips* Mmmmuah~😚💋💖💘💝💕 And now listen to me, this whole thing was set up to..-🥺😥

Leo 2018: *Unclasps bra behind Stefany* Aaah, I can't hold back anymore, so we'll do it right here!😆😈👙💝💗💘💞 *Kisses Stefany on the breast* Mua~💓💗💞 mua~💖💝💕 muah~🩷💕

Stefany 2018: Stop, Leo, you are in danger!😖😰💦

Leo 2018: Well, well, my kitten, I hope, doesn’t scratch his master🥰😈💘💝💓💞 *Strokes Stefany’s chin*

Stefany 2018: No, Leo, you don't understand me....😰😢 THIS IS A TRAP!!😣😫

***

Mikey 2018: *Walks down the hallway* Haha...😅 I have nothing to be afraid of, there can't be scary yokais or anything like that here, right?😁😬👻🐉 And the ninjas won't attack me from the quiet?😰😖 *Sings nervously* 🎶..Please, stay where you are🎵🎶 ..Don't try to change my mind...~ 🎶 When I sing, it's not so scary😅😙 *Enters the gym* So, there was no one in the corridor, now I need to check the gym..😥🏀🎾 *Hears rustling* Huh?..😰 *Takes out a weapon* Hey, show yourself, I’m not afraid of you!..😖😠

Anastasia 2018: *Sitting in the middle of the room* Ah, ah, I’m not hiding from you, my beautiful and brave ninja🤭🥰💗💘💕 *Shows her teeth* Did you sing so beautifully in the corridor?😏😍💖💝💞

Mikey 2018: *Blushes* Woohoo!!😯😍💘❣️💓💕 Anastasia, you look so hot in this vampire costume!😛😍🔥🧛‍♀️💖💓💞 *Approaches Anastasia* However, isn’t it cold for you to sit almost naked in a cold gym?😏❄💝💗💕 Because I know how to warm you up~🥰😈🔥💖💘💞

Anastasia 2018: Ooh~😳😅 Do you want to have fun, handsome?🥰😘💗💓🩷💕 In that case, you'll have to catch me first!😄😃🏃‍♀️ *Runs away* (Thoughts💭) I have to get Mikey out of the danger zone because the Foot Clan kidnapped me and the rest of the girls to lure our boys into a trap😰😓

Mikey 2018: *Unwinds the chain of his kusari-fundo* Haha, don't even try to run away from me, babe, I'll catch you anyway😄😈🏃‍♂️💗❣️💝💞 *Chases Anastasia and wraps the chain around her waist* HA!😃😍💓💕 I caught you, beauty, now your dr Delicate Touch will kiss you and make love~🥰😈💗💖💘💕 *Kisses Anastasia on the lips* Mmmmuah~💓💗❣️💕 *Caresses Anastasia's booty* Mmmh, excellent~💝💖💞

Anastasia 2018: Mikey, you have no idea what danger threatens you!..😰😣💦

Mikey 2018: *Pulls down Anastasia's panties with his teeth and speaks through gritted teeth* Tell me about it a little later, when we're done, my love~😁🥰👙💓🩷💖💕

Anastasia 2018: Mikey, stop undressing me, THIS IS A TRAP!!😰😫

***

Donnie 2018: How strange that the guys have been gone for a long time...🤨😕 Maybe something happened to them?🤔😟

April 2018: *Whistles* Yoohoo, Donnie boy, aren't you too busy?~😘🥰💘❣️💝💞

Donnie 2018: *Turns around and sees April sitting on the car* What are you doing here, my love?🙁🤨💗💕 *See that April is only wearing a bra, panties and green shoes* Woaaah~😃😍💖💓❣️💞 Mmm, haha, have you decided to make a surprise for your genius hero?~😏🥰💗💓💝💞

April 2018: Heehee, yes, something like that😍😁💘💖💕 *Takes out a hairpin from her hair and they lie on her shoulders* Climb up to me, handsome😏🤗💝💖❣️💞 *Lures Donnie with her index finger*

Donnie 2018: *Climbs onto the roof of the car and hugs April around the waist* I can say without exaggeration, you look truly charming~😏🥰💓💘💖✨💕

April 2018: Huh, thank you, my sweetie, but let's pause for a second, I have something important to tell you...😅🤫

Donnie 2018: *Puts a finger to April's lips* No, no, no, boring conversations later, for now I want to make love😏🥰💝💖💗💞 *Takes off April's shoe, puts her leg on his shell and kisses her on the lips* Mmmmuah~😚💘💓💕 Smells like grape wine~😍🥰🍇🍷💓💞

April 2018: *Grabs Donnie by the cheeks* Donnie, this is really important, you and your brothers are in a big mess because THIS IS A TRAP!!😡😫

***

Raph 2018: *Walks through the school stadium* Oh, finding the evil ninjas will be more difficult than I thought, because they know how to camouflage themselves well, but nothing, Raph, you are smart enough to sense the danger and not get caught...😡😤🌳🍃 *Hears a noise and turns around* Huh, who's here?😧😠 *Takes out weapon*

Candy 2018: *Lies on the spectator's bench, stroking her thighs* Don't be afraid, Raphi, it's me~😄🥰💗💘💝💕

Raph 2018: *Whistles and steam coming out of his ears* Woooou!😙😍💨💓💖❣️💝💞 *Blushes and stutters* Ah, khm, hello, my little flower, you decided to surprise me, khm, I-I...😅😁💦 *Makes a seductive grin* I'm very happy about this~😏🥰💓💘💕 *Walks up to Candy and leans on the bench* Let's make love while no one sees😘😈💗💝❣️💞

Candy 2018: Ohh, this is exactly what I wanted to tell you, my teddy bear, we are being watched😳😰 *Grabs Raph by the headband ribbons* Believe me, Raph, you are in big trouble!..😥

Raph 2018: *Kisses Candy on the lips* Mmmmuah~😚💖💘💓💕 Ah, sorry, I couldn't resist~😍🥴💝💖💞

Candy 2018: Argh, don’t you understand, Raph, THIS IS A TRAP!!😤🤬

Leo 2018 : ¿¡Espera un segundo es una tranpa!? 😦😲

Ninjas del piel :*sale de su escondite*

Stefany 2018 :*se pone el sostén* Oh no están aquí😧😨 cariño Déjame explicarte yo y las chica fuimos secuestradas por ellos😰😣🥷 nos obligaron hacer su trampa para lastimarte y tus hermanos 🥺😢💦

Leo 2018 : ¡hablas en serio mi amor!😟😮*saca su espada*¡nadie utiliza mi gatita de azúcar como carnada parde ninjas de papel tontos! 😡🤬🗡️

Ninjas del pie :*salta y atacan a Leo*

Leo 2018 :*esquiva los ninja de la pie* vaya, son los ninjas muy lentos que caracoles 😆😈🐌*corre hacia los ninja de pie*los voy a hacer pedazos Oh sí puedo porque son de papel 😄😉📃🗡️*corto los ninjas de pie con la espada* ahora están hechos de confeti 😏😆🎉

Ninjas del pie :*se incendia y de saparecen*

Stefany 2018 :*se acerca a Leo y lo abraza* tortuguita de goma me alegra que estés bien🤗☺️💝💖💕💓*besa a Leo en la mejilla* Muah ~😚💋💘💞💖lo siento mucho Lee, por traerte esa trampa por culpa del Clan del pie 😟🥺💗💞💓💘

Leo 2018 : Esta bien cariño ya acabé con ellos esos tontos de pie 😊😉💖💕💘* abraza a Stefany en la cintura* por suerte me alegra que no te hayan lastimado si no estaría muy preocupado😏🥰💞💗💓💕

Stefany 2018 :*abraza a Leo del cuello* bueno como acabaste algunos 😄😊💕💘❣️💖*susurra a Leo del oído* hacemos el amor ahora mismo en el salón😈😘💖💞💗💓

Leo 2018 : ¡Oh si esperaba este momento de diversión! 😃😍💘💕💓💝* besa a Stefany en los labios* Mmmmmuah ~😚💖💘❣️💞(pensamientos 💭) se hay más esos tonos ninjas de papel del pie 😒🙄🥷Pero mis hermanos se encargarán de ellos😄😁🤼‍♂️no quiero que nadie arruine mi romance con mi gatito de azúcar😏🥰💝💞💓💕

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Mikey 2018 :*suelta la braga de Anastasia* ¿¡Dices que estoy en una tranpa!? 😮😨

Ninjas del piel :*entra al gimnasio*

Anastasia 2018 :*se pone la tanga*Mikey, esos ninjas me secuestraron a mí y a mis amigas nos obligaron a hacer su trampa para que cayeran 🥺😰🥷

Mikey 2018 : ellos te obligaron mi princesa 😮😡*saca su kusari-fundo* pagarán por usar a mi princesa como carnada los convertiré papel maché 😡🤬⛓️*salta hacia el techo*¡Atrapamen si pueden! 😆😛

Ninjas del piel :*persigue a Mikey*

Mikey 2018 : jajaja veo que también cayeron en mi trampa hora de hacer los pedacitos tontos ninjas de papel 😆😈📄⛓️*se Columbia con la cadena y corta los ninja de pie con el kusari-fundo*

Ninjas del pie :*se incendia y desaparecen*

Anastasia 2018 :*corre hacia Mikey y lo abraza* bien hecho mi príncipe lo derrotaste🤗🥰💖💕💘💝* besa a Mikey en los labios* Mmmmmuah~😚💋❣️💞💓eres mi héroe ninja😍☺️🥷💞💝💕

Mikey 2018 : no tienes que merecerme mi princesa😄🥰💖💕❣️* abraza a Anastasia en la cintura* pelea con esos ninjas de papel fue muy fácil creo que merezco un premio😁😏💗💞💘

Anastasia 2018 :*acaricia la barbilla de Mikey *por supuesto mi príncipe😍🥰💖💕❣️ vamos a un lugar más caliente y hagamos el amor😏😘❤️‍🔥💘💓💝

Mikey 2018 : como ordenes mi vampira 😈😍💖💘💕💗* besa a Anastasia en los labios* Mmmmmuah ~😚💞❣️💝💗

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Donnie 2018 : ¡hablas en serio April es una tranpa! 😲🤯

Ninjas del piel :*salta del techo del auto y rodean a Donnie*

April 2018 : Cómo ves Ellos nos obligaron hace su carnada para atacarnos☹️😡

Donnie 2018 : April mejor escóndate en el auto yo me encargo de ellos pie😡😠*saca su baton* solo son tres millas de papel es muy fácil de hacerlos pedazos con mi alma secreta 😈😁✨

Ninjas del piel :*salta hacia Donnie y lo golpean en la cara*

Donnie 2018 :*esquiva los ninja de pie* Ay,😩😣 solo me golpean un poquito pero esta vez usaré mi arma secreta😠😈*lanza su bastón cohete hacia los ninja de pie y los corta* ¡parece que puedo cortados por mi cohete igual que Las tijeras! 😆😉✂️

Ninjas del piel :*seincendia y desaparece*

April 2018 :*sale del Auto* Cielos Donnie, los derrotaste tan rápido Eres increíble,😃🤩💖💘💕

Donnie 2018 :*cuarda su bastón* gracias lo sé por eso mi tecnología me hace más fuerte para derrotarlos y vencer bobos ninjas de papel😏😘💗💞❣️💖

April 2018 : Oh mi genio entra el auto y hagamos el amor es perfecto para que nadie nos vea😏😘🚚❣️💘💖❣️

Donnie 2018 : Por supuesto mi adorable Sirenita 😈😉💖❣️💗💓* entra al auto y besa a April en los labios* Mmmmmuah~😚💘💝💕💗💖

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Raph 2018 : ¡Candy es una trampa del Clan del pie! 😧😨

Ninjas del piel :*sale de su escondites*

Candy 2018 : esos bobos del pie nos secuestraron a mis amigas y nos utilizaron para hacer su trampa🤬😡🥷*se esconde del árbol*por favor quiero que lo derrotes por obligarnos osito 😠😤💢

Raph 2018 :*aprieta sus puños* no te preocupes caramelito voy a cargarme de esos tontos de pie😠😡🤜🫷🥷*saca su arma*

Ninjas del pie :*atacan a Raph y lo golpean*

Raph 2018 :*esquiva los golpes con sus armas* Oigan golpean muy bien pero no lo suficiente voy a hacer el Grande Rafael 😆😈*activa su arma ya se crece* Oh si hora de la paliza 😄😁🤜*golpean a ninjas de pie con un gran puñetazo*

Ninjas del piel :*se incendia y desaparecen*

Candy 2018 :*sale del arbol* Rafael eres asombroso del mundo los venciste con un solo golpe😃🤩👊💗💓💞💕

Raph 2018 :*vuelve a su tamaño normal* Si, siempre lo hago cuando alguien intenta lastimar a mi caramelito😘🥰💖💕💝

Candy 2018 :*abraza a Raph del cuello* Oh Mi osito de peluche Por eso te amo eres el más fuerte del mundo😍🥰💪💞💖💗💘* besa a Raph en los labios* Mmmmmuah~😚💋💕💖💞¡vamos quiero que me haga en la amor ahora! 😈😘💝💓💘💗

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theyellowhue · 1 year

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Team (probably) lost someone important to him in a pool accident, an accident that he was also involved in.

But he still swims.

He continues to swim even though every time he smells the chlorinated water of the pool, he gets reminded of the of that accident

But he still swims.

Even though every time he makes his first dive, he could feel his lungs constrict almost painfully and his throat burn--a phantom reaction.

and even then he continues to swim.

There is a fatalistic beauty about Team’s trauma.

And I feel like I'm doing a disservice to even attempt to unpack it right now.

TLDR, Team is my brave smol bean. He is hurting every time he enters the pool but that never stopped him from trying to enjoy the water that brought him so much trauma and anxiety.

TLDR, I will fight you if you say anything bad about the smol bean. 👊😠👊

#my heart is so soft for Team #the smol bean has trauma but that doesnt stop him from living his life #team is trying his hardest to not let his trauma rob him of happiness even though it looks like a loosing battle #team the smol bean is just the bravest #between us #between us the #team teerayu siriyothin

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strniohoeee · 3 months

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how was ur dayyyy??? i got up too early today because my cat was trying to eat my door so 🤪 thennn i sat at my computer eating Takis and doing nothing. THEN my mom told me that I had to go to the store with her but she gave me ten minutes to get ready ⁉️💔 what the flip. anyways, shes gonna make me eat some stinky food afterwards but I just got full off of takis sooooo idk. also life360 says my dad is three cities away?? whyyyy? also my mom called me dramatic and I almost had a mental breakdown cus she was rushing and stressing me 😠👊 AND my little sibling WONT FLIPPING GET OUT OF BED so we're waiting for her 🫤

My days good thank you for asking😩❤️ I’m having a bit of anxiety today, but otherwise I’m swell. I’m about to shower and start my last request.

The stinky food sent meee LMFAOAOAO. Takis are so good but I have stomach problems and I can’t eat them no more 😔😔. Also I HATEEE BEINF RUSHED WTFFFF. And no fr that’s my older sister 300 year shower to go shopping like let’s go babes 😀

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yuelaos-codex · 4 months

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1, 3, 7, 17, 19, 21, 28 HAHAHAHA, and 31 for Heimdall and Ylva!

WOOOO TY (ULIT) GURL HUHUH 💕💕

1. What drew your character to their LI and vice versa?

They were rivals (for Odin’s favor 💀) turned best friends!

3. When they are having a fight, what is it about and how do they deal with it?

Everything under the sun lmaooo

What usually happens is they forget that it ever happened the next day. Or they both get so mad that someone says something completely stupid where they end up laughing. Rinse and repeat!

7. Favorite date activity?

Picnics, reading books under the shade

17. Their ways of expressing their love.

Ylva would cook for him! Cheese and apples is not a healthy diet ok?? Heimdall on the other hand would give her things he knew she needed “replacing” like armor and arrows (which she thinks is a waste because her stuff would be barely scratched and he’d always try to replace them immediately. he does love keeping up appearances).

19. Describe how they communicate

😡🤬😡😡😡🤬👊👊👊👊🤺🤺🤺🤺🤬😡😠😤😭😢😫😗😙😚 LMAOO

They get on each other’s nerves all. the. damn. time. Both of them always need to have the last say at anything.

21. Personally, do you think they are a good couple?

Healthy? Also no 😭 (i mean, how can it be healthy if you tried to kill each other twice 😭😭). But no one gets the other like the other one does.

28. Is their any similarities to your OC and LI’s relationship to one you have had IRL?

We’re in a healthy relationship and rarely, rarely fight so almost no similarities 💀 BUT we love gossiping HAHAHAHAH chismoso couples 🙉🙈🍵🍵 funny bc i’m more like heimdall on this one. i say i’m above it but i can’t help but ask for more details when he spills ze tea JAHSJSKSAJ

31.Share anything you would like about the couple!

I’m not sure if I shared this before but:

Heimdall was the first to fall, actually! He realized his feelings for her because of a book. He read how it was to be in love and it oddly described his feelings for Ylva. He got incredibly conscious of her after that she called him out for acting weird. He didn’t want to accept it (because 1, he can read her mind and there was not a single trace of anything romantic from her end and 2, ew) and buried his feelings for years!

#my chaotic couple 💕💕💕💕#x: evermore #yuelao.ask #heimall x ylva #gow oc #heimdall x oc #yue's codex entry: ylva #ylva tjørnsdottir #appendix entry: heimdall #ask games

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live-laugh-loverpool · 1 year

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Liverpool Group Chat

Celebrating our win vs. Newcastle! We're looking like a serious institiution again 🥹

Tags: @alissonbecksfan234 @moomin279 @millythegoat @rubybecker-rb2

DutchDaddy: WE DID IT

JoeyG: Oh yeah ✊✊🥳

SarcasticMilner: WE WON A FREAKIN’ GAME OF FOOTBALL

Cody: Guys we did that on Monday

DutchDaddy: Yeah but somebody else is celebrating something today 😏

Ali: TWO CLEAN SHEETS IN A ROW?! 🥹💜💜 What’s happened?!

Boss: My boys 🙌. 😁. 😁.

Small Robbo: BOSS somebody hacked into my Whatsapp

Boss: WHO?! 😠. 😤. 😤. I’m ready to punch somebody now

TAA66: Just give me the signal 👊

Small Robbo: It was Milly and he changed my chat name!

SarcasticMilner: I’m so proud of that ✊

Cody: Where’s Darwin? I miss him

DutchDaddy: My baby boy’s found a friend 🥹🤣🤣

SarcasticMilner: If Cody’s your baby boy then you’re the absentee Dutch daddy

Darwin: HERE I STAND

Cody: IN THE LIGHT OF DAY

Harvey: I DON’T GIVE A DAMN

Darwin: THE PRESS NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

CaffeineBrain: Wait a minute, that’s not how the song goes

Boss: 😧.

TAA66: what?

Hendo: Trentski, capitalize the beginning of your sentences please!

TAA66: What?

Boss: I LOVE IT 🌨️🌨️❄️❄️☃️⛄

Boss: gtg

(BOSS has left the chat.)

(SARCASTICMILNER has changed his name to SARCASM MODE.)

Sarcasm Mode: Something’s up with the gaffer, guys

Cody: What’s wrong?

Harvey: The gaffa didn’t punctuate his emojis and he used slang

Small Robbo: This is BAD mates 😟

Darwin: i know, what if somebody hurt him?

Ali: If somebody hurts OUR boss I will punch somebody for the first time in my life

Hendo: Ali, YOU can punch somebody? 😱 I learn something new every day

Ali: If the boss is in trouble, nonviolence doesn’t mean I can’t kick his abuser’s butt

TheGreekScouser: I am SO with you

Hendo: Milly and I will go check on him

Sarcasm Mode: He did seem pretty tired after the match wish us luck

(HENDO and SARCASM MODE have left the chat.)

(FLACO has added TAKI and THELITTLEMAGICIAN to the chat.)

Naby-lad: Taki!!! ❤️❤️❤️

SiSenor: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

DutchDaddy: First the boss acting strangely and now Bobby?

Ali: O que está errado Bobby

SiSenor: HE’S BACk

TheLittleMagician: I just wanted to say hi to the boss but I can’t find him

TheGreekScouser: He left and now Hendo and Milly are checking on him irl

Flaco: Uh Ali this is kind of awkward

Ali: …Hi Phil? 😬

DutchDaddy: We never did tell you guys, did we?

TAA66: I don’t think so

Small Robbo: We usually don’t bring it up but…

TheLittleMagician: Okay, I get it I’m hated around here

SiSenor: SIM GET OUT OF HERE YOU SNAKE 😭😭

JoeyG: Admit it Bobby you still love him

SiSenor: I do 😭 that's why I'm like this

(SISENOR has left the chat.)

(THELITTLEMAGICIAN has left the chat.)

Cody: What is this all about?

TAA66: Well, Philippe used to play on Liverpool a few years ago

Small Robbo: Before Ali and Flaco came

JoeyG: And Philippe and Bobby were best friends, inseparable

DutchDaddy: But then Philippe left for Barcelona to “win trophies”

Small Robbo: He’d never told Bobby beforehand so he’s still sore about him leaving him like that

TAA66: It was the saddest I’ve ever seen him in my life

Harvey: Okay what the actual hell

Darwin: SO not okay 😤

Flaco: regret bringing him in now tbh

Ali: YOU regret bringing him in I’M buried into a pillow rn 😭😭😭

Ali: When do we play Aston Villa next?

Small Robbo: May 20th

Ali: Then I will gladly earn the first red card of my career with what I’ll say to him

DutchDaddy: Hold up Ali

DutchDaddy: You don’t want me to fight Onana for nearly killing you but you’ll go feral at Philippe for leaving the club?

TAA66: It’s Ali, Virg

Small Robbo: Never underestimate what he’ll do for his friends

Flaco: You need to put yourself first sometimes Ali we want you to live too

Naby-lad: Right

Naby-lad: And according to my analysis, Ali has received exactly 1 red card in his entire life

Harvey: 😧 Damn

(HENDO, SARCASM MODE, SI SENOR and BOSS have returned to the chat.)

Boss: Boys I’m back

Ali: CHEFE 🥰🥰🥰🤗🤗🤗

TAA66: THE GAFFA’S BACK

Small Robbo: you alright, gaffer?

Boss: Not exactly but I’ll be fine 🤞.

Harvey: Give us names to who did this

Cody: Yeah, we wanna see Ali whoop somebody’s backside

Boss: ALI?!

Sarcasm Mode: I assume you were all complete disasters while I was gone 😒

Si Senor: I can confirm that

Si Senor: Flaco brought PHIL in

Si Senor: Just typing that name makes me tear up

Boss: Philippe was here?

Cody: Yeah, and he disappeared like Nick Pope in this game

JoeyG: CRUEL

Flaco: To be fair we didn’t know what happened

Ali: BOBBY COME HERE 💜💜💜🤗🤗🤗

Sarcasm Mode: Jesus Christ Bobby will you ever forgive Philippe?

Sarcasm Mode: People switch clubs. All. The. Time.

SiSenor: People ALSO tell their friends when and where they’re going to move

Darwin: While they’re all busy with the Philippe-Bobby saga, what actually happened boss

Harvey: WE NEED NAMES PEOPLE

Boss: Don’t worry, I’m fine

Sarcasm Mode: Yeah, Hendo and I are gonna believe that after you spilled your guts to us

Boss: MILLY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE!!!

Hendo: To be fair, he didn’t say what it was

SiSenor: this is about those idiots who want you sacked, right?

Boss: NO

Boss:

Boss: Yes

Flaco: I’ll punch your haters

Boss: I want you to live, Flaco

TheGreekScouser: Then I’ll do the punching

Darwin: I am SO with you Kostas

Hendo: Let’s roll when do we attack those scumbags

JoeyG: ASAP of course

DutchDaddy: I’m ready to wield my Man Bun Power when you are

Harvey: I could punch you for saying that

Boss: What about the FA?

Sarcasm Mode: FA BE FREAKIN’ DAMNED WE’RE GOING TO KICK SOME DEFECTED FREAKIN’ BA—

Hendo: MILNER

Sarcasm Mode: BAD GUYS

JoeyG: Are you guys stuck on permanent caps lock or…

Boss: It’s okay, you don’t need to fight them

Cody: Boss, do you believe we love you?

Boss:...

Ali: DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THIS SUBJECT BECAUSE MILLY WILL GROW A BEARD BY THE TIME I’M FINISHED

Harvey: He already HAS a beard

Ali: FINE STEFAN WILL GROW A LONG, GRAY BEARD

Darwin: Boss, answer the question

Boss:...

SiSenor: That settles it, then

SiSenor: We are going to show you so much love, you’ll forget that you ever felt unloved

Sarcasm Mode: Damn right 👍

Harvey: We’re with you, Milly

CaffeineBrain: I fell asleep what’s happening

Taki: That’s what I’m wondering

Taki: I talk to Maya Yoshida for 12 minutes and all THIS happens

CaffeineBrain: GO ALI KICK HIS A—

Hendo: NOOOOOO

Harvey: GO PEP GO

Sarcasm Mode: How have I not killed you yet

CaffeineBrain: Okay boss we are having a talk

Boss: Not here

CaffeineBrain: Right, we’ll have a talk in person

Boss: Pep I’m serious I don’t need to—

CaffeineBrain: We. Are. Having. A. Damn. Freakin’. Talk.

Boss: Okay

(CAFFEINEBRAIN has ended the chat.)

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