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a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual · 10 months

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Like the majority of society I’m obsessed with Nimona

And I rewatched it a million times and one thing always sticks out to me

There are moments when Ambrosius is surrounded by light like a little protective bubble

That keeps him away from the man he loves more than anything

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crismakesstuff · 5 months

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ok but can we talk about how nolan was the one who sent this thraxan disguised like this to come get mark. He made sure to choose something non-threatening that mark loves so he wouldn’t be that scared

he knew that mark loves seance dog so much that he’s even remembered the catchphrase of his boys favorite fictional character.

can you imagine him probably teaching this one thraxan how to talk like seance dog and making sure that he got everything right to convince mark to come to thraxa. Remembering when mark would run around the house dressed up like him and maybe there’s even cartoons of him so nolan has that all burned into his mind of how the character talks because mark loved it so much and would repeat the lines over and over?

ouch

#nolan u son of a bitch I’m gonna kill u and I’m gonna cry #ofc mark still immediately jumped this poor thraxxan but still #you know the thought was there #I’m gonna think of nolan playing w little mark who’s all dressed up as seance dog now to cope #invincible #invincible show #invincible spoilers #nolan grayson #omniman #mark grayson #omni man #seance dog #thraxxa

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deathsmallcaps · 17 days

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I love how Dev Patel’s Character (I’m going to call him Hanuman) was told by his mother that his future can be found in the roots (lines) of his hands.

And how he tried to save his mother from the fire, grabbing with child’s hands, but instead burned his future away.

And how our first real view of them is when he bargains his way into a job that will lead him to the men that took his future away. Scarred, pale, blank and ruined.

Just like the monkey, Hanuman reached out to the burning desired life, and was supposedly stripped of his potential and power as punishment by the powers that be.

But then, with love and care from others battered, he was guided to his heart, and found it still beating and unfettered. A warrior’s heart.

And so drumbeat by drumbeat, he shaped himself, his hands, into a weapon of justice. To save the future. To remain nameless but to return vengeance upon those who would do others harm with no thought.

His hands, created by the past, shaped and balanced the future.

#I’m gonna keep rambling if I don’t stop now soooo #monkey man #monkey man 2024 #monkey man (2024)#dev Patel #monkey man spoilers #I’m so glad Jordan peele saw this movies potential #I really appreciate those flashes of injustices within the movie #like Stop Killing Muslim Indians #god he’s so handsome

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shalpilot · 5 months

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They’re going to be the fucking end of me I swear to g

#one piece #eustass kid #killer op #kidkiller #geese art #AUUUAAAAAUUURRRAAAAAUUUAAAAGH #AAAAAARRRRAAAAAAAOOUUUAAAAAGGHHHHH #GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #fellas is it fucking gay to jump to your bros defense when ppl make fun of the thing he’s sensitive about #fellas is it gay to kill for a man #fellas I’m not gonna lie the speed at which they became my favorite characters is astounding #*points* GAY AND ND

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emblazons · 10 months

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It’s “realizing that Will’s struggle in S2 with being infected with a virus that spreads and will kill him quickly (but doctors don’t care) is a metaphor for how gay men were treated during the aids crisis” hours

—right alongside Mike (who comes from a family with a Reagan sign in their front yard + a mom who outwardly supported Margret Thatcher), who sat at his now confirmed gay best friend’s side the entire time he was sick and watched as people were willing to let him die because he was viewed as expendable……and now has an ongoing storyline where

1) his relationship with his girlfriend is falling apart because he doesn’t love her romantically

2) he’s staring longingly and pushing toward the freedom his gay best friend embodies for him, and

3) he cannot bring himself to tell anyone around him something because “what if they don’t like it” + dehumanize him for telling the secret truth he cannot bring himself to externalize, despite now knowing something that scares him about about himself:

(Bonus points for the fact that the first time we see Mike push Will and himself toward a girl is after he watches how people were willing to let his gay best friend (and him, by extension) die should they not confirm to expectations)

#can you tell I am rewatching S2? lmao but!!#he’s gay. he’s gay. HE IS IN THE CLOSET AND TERRIFIED AND FUCKING. GAY #this is not about his feelings for El and never had been #it’s about his DEEP AND UNRELENTING FEAR that he is going to be seen as less than human and potentially killed for his honesty #THE REFUSAL TO TELL THE TRUTH IS A PROTECTION MECHANISM #ROOTED IN WHAT HES SEEN & EXPERIENCED & KNOWS ABOUT HIMSELF AS A GAY MAN #like this boy is having an extended metaphorical existential crisis over being gay. that is the point #it always HAS been. but the depth and context for his struggle requires complex sociological knowledge & people don’t do that anymore lmao #ANYWAY #I’m gonna do a whole proper post on this I promise. I just had to get the thought out somewhere lmao #mike wheeler core #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things #the me tag #gay mike wheeler

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void-and-virtue · 2 years

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Neil as a team captain is positively delightful, because making him captain is both absolutely insane and absolutely brilliant. It capitalizes on the passive effect of having one (1) Neil Josten (god knows the world couldn’t handle if there were more of him) on the team in the most efficient way. Like. I’m 90% sure that after spending some time around him on the same team, most people will look up to him completely awestruck for how much he has impacted their lives, but that’s just not what is actually happening here. I feel like what’s going on is this:

Neil is a terribly amazing choice for team captain entirely because Neil is a meddlesome little asshole who will forcibly fix all of his teammates’ personal problems and improve their entire lives for literally no other reason than that he needs them to be able to focus on fucking ball so he can win at sports. It’s not even that he genuinely cares about people and their well-being (apart from his original foxes). He just gets pissed when things aren’t working properly because it makes Exy annoying when the lineup can’t communicate. Exy isn’t supposed to be annoying. Exy is life. He’d meddle whether he is captain or not, but by making him captain, he has so much more official executive power at his hands. It’s like people are explicitly asking for him to do his worst. So, fueled by his own competitiveness and love for the sport, off he goes.

Neil is just as bad as Kevin when it comes to his Exy obsession. The major difference between them is that Kevin is endlessly tactical and he runs Exy with a focus on a technical and physical level entirely, whereas Neil’s approach is to look beyond a lack of practice and basically psychoanalyzing people on why they are not doing 110% for Exy. Kevin says “let’s run this drill 500 times, then we will inevitably be better”. Meanwhile Neil is scheming how to coerce and bribe people into life-changing decisions and long-needed healing, entirely because he wants to optimize playing a sport. Exy is a team sport, which is why this is the most logical approach his little Exy brain comes up with rather than minding his own fucking business. He looks at the team and is like “is anyone gonna whip this into shape? No?? I’ll fucking do it then cowards” and goes and does exactly that. It’s like he’s fixing the equipment so he can play.

I don’t think anyone except for Andrew is really aware that Neil really isn’t doing this out of the innate goodness of his heart, but because his personal brand of practicality involves the most convoluted and creative kind of scheming. I feel like Neil is a lot more selfish than people give him credit for. Sure, there’s people he cares deeply and unconditionally for, but that’s really not everyone. It’s fascinating to watch, especially because it’s not like he ever hides that he doesn’t particularly care, but people kinda assume he does, because why else would he put in this much effort?

Exy. The answer is Exy.

#Andrew hates him for this #but I also feel like it’s Andrew’s favorite pass time to just watch Neil do as Neil does #you can’t take the meddling out of Neil #first year was Neil meddling on steroids basically bc he thought he was gonna die so he had to optimize Exy to play and had no choice #that’s how he fixed the foxes the first time #but even so #even if he doesn’t care about most of the new foxes or his eventual pro teams as much #I don’t think he will ever stop with this kind of stuff because I’m dead certain he gets so annoyed when exy isn’t exy-ing #that he ends up fixing problems the majority of people would not be able to eben pick up on just by association #Neil ‘he found their humanity interesting’ Josten #he doesn’t need the death threats to motivate him #somewhere in the background Andrew is watching his every move and realizing time and time again how terrifyingly smart Neil is #and how well he can put his observations to use in really ruthless unapologetic ways #and then Andrew is faced with the reality that all of that brainpower is being used for exy and exy alone #thinking about Neil will kill that man one day I stg #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #kevin day #andrew minyard #andreil #aftg headcanon #aftg meta #character analysis #post canon #the foxhole court #tfc

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glassesmcfancyhair · 11 days

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My lovely wife, on only her second Stargate watch: “Isn’t that a plot point? Doesn’t Daniel just un-ascend to beat this man’s ass? He goes ‘make me a regular human again, I’m going to kill Anubis with a gun.’”

#stargate sg1 #daniel jackson #she kills me #Daniel looked at the other ancients and went aren’t you gonna help #and they said no #so Daniel said bet #send me back I’m about to end this man’s whole career

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tabithatwo · 11 months

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I keep seeing people wonder how Ben is alive and I can tell you the exact reason and it isn’t even unrealistic

Spite!

Deadass lmao. I’m a nurse and I can tell you right now if you’ve ever worked in health care, especially long term care where you can SEE exactly how long some people go on living when it makes literally no sense you know exactly what I’m talking about. The angriest most bitter people continually defy biology physics god and everything else to keep fucking living. I’ve seen a woman who drank one glass of whole milk twice a week live for YEARS that way. She was the meanest, nastiest, most hateful woman I have ever met. (These aren’t people on supplemental nutrition either. It isn’t drugs or tube feeds or tpn. They just. won’t. die. Even when they’re hospice and they want to. The anger and desire to fuck with others keeps them kicking!)

#anyway this is to say they’ve gotta kill that man cause he’ll just keep living off of spite alone #he’s gonna be like Sasquatch to them tbh #no he’s gotta be dead by now #no I’m TELLING you I saw him by shit cliff!#ben scott #coach ben #yellowjackets

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taki79 · 4 months

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OPM SPOLIERS!!!

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YALL I’m so scared for Genos, he’s becoming the thing that he didn’t want to be (that’s what it’s slowly looking to be help)

((Also hiiii I’m backkk from being absolutely dead on tumblr what did I misss))

My poor pookie bear, I’m really hoping he sooner realizes his mistake before it’s too late.

I’m legit so worried and scared for him, he’s just slowly getting to that point of losing it and I don’t like the feeling it’s giving off 😭😭😭😭

PLS ONE MERCY MECRY TO MY POOR BABY 😭😭😭🙁🙁🙁

#one punch man #opm #one punch man manga spoilers #anime and manga #genos #saigenos #opm webcomic #webcomic #opm webcomic chapter 147 #opm 147 #opm webcomic 147 #one punch man 147 #I’m so worried for it’s scarring me badly #he’s gonna get himself killed if he keeps going at it with this mindset

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cynningly · 5 months

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i have figured out the pattern in my ideal character dynamic and it’s just asshole purple bunny men

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dreamofbecoming · 11 months

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i love bisexual eddie munson, but specifically in like a shang from mulan kind of way, you know? like he knew he liked boys, that made sense. just another way he’s different from everyone else, just another reason he’s a freak. so why bother examining it? he’s gay, hawkins hates him, might as well lean into it. maybe chrissy was the first time a girl made him feel butterflies (or bats?) in his stomach, and it confused him so bad he didn’t know what the hell to do about it except make a fool of himself flirting with the queen. maybe he took one look at nancy wheeler with a sawed off and went “yeah ok holy shit i get it, i see why steve was willing to burn his life down for her and why robin keeps making moon eyes at her and why jonathan lost his mind and pointed his camera through steve’s window like an insane person.” like he’s still into steve, obviously. the man is swanning about shirtless and bloody in an apocalyptic wasteland like the embodiment of all of eddie’s weirdest fantasies, there’s no way he’s not into steve. but i just love the idea of eddie being the one going through an Upside Down sexuality crisis (TM) rather than steve. what is happening to him?? why does he suddenly want to kiss everyone??? get it together munson you are running from a goddamn mob!!!

#eddie munson #steddie #not gonna tag this with everything bc it’s just me rambling but hellcheer and stancy and all that are here too #listen i’m not saying he would want to date nancy they would absolutely tear each other’s throats out within an hour #but his dick is on board is all i’m saying #because let’s face it whose wouldn’t be #people meet the real nancy wheeler and immediately start drooling that’s literally canon #also like #i’m not…NOT saying that mans has mommy issues that eventually translate to an alarming crush on joyce byers #yk? yk #he’s got a weakness for protective types and also women who could kill him so like #it’s as inevitable as it is embarrassing for him #anyway after everything when he definitely for sure lives and joins the party for real etc #he keeps forgetting he’s bi bc he’s so used to thinking of himself as gay #it makes his coming out speeches a little ridiculous

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majoringinsarcasm · 3 days

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What I love the most about episode two of rwby beyond is that, DnD episode one actually, is the way people in world keep Oscar at the forefront. In stark contrast to the fallout of volume 6 where Qrow and Jaune are upset at Ozpin and take it out on Oscar (and then Jaune is immediately upset when Oscar is missing and ever since then has been shown to care deeply about him), everyone is showing great care for him. They can’t ignore the merge as is evident in both Oscar’s section of the epilogue as well as well as Ren’s message (You two), but how Neptune and Sun kept correcting each other and then Jaune making the distinction that it’s Ozpin who has the fairy tale connections.

Oscar struggles greatly with his sense of identity and now he’s gotten to the point where he sounds like Oz even when the man isn’t taking over for them. But the reminder that Oscar is his own person. That he’s not just another soul in the blob. The way his friends are keeping him alive even when he’s not in front of them. FRESH off of Ruby’s own identity crisis. Jaune saying he wishes he could forget his time as the rusted knight and is only now able to look back on the good times and feel positively about Alex and Lewis. The Sense of Self in this show as well as How Others See You. It’s lovely to see people treating Oscar as his own person during this time when he doesn’t know who he is. And even though he’s trying to comfort Jaune in this scene I think seeing someone older than him who’s also struggling, who feels out of place but is trying to include him, is good for him too.

#rwby beyond #rwby beyond spoilers #oscar pine #jaune arc #these two boys I love so dearly I’m so happy we had this moment with them #Do you think we’re gonna make it?#around that vampire did it matter?#for these few precious moments that we have with each other is than any room or need for doubt?#shit made me cry man Miles was killing it

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websurfshark · 10 months

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