#i’m going to hell

[blueautumngrave]

Gonna call Patrick sugar so he’ll go down on me

#respectfully #I’m going to hell #i’m sorry #fall out boy #fob #patrick stump #joe trohman #andy hurley #pete wentz #prehiatus patrick is my everything #he’s so fine

[eilahtte]

The tall vampire lady and…

#it’s me #oops #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #my artwork #i’m going to hell #wlw #lgbtq #tall vampire lady

[sorrowsofsilence]

Deeper • Ruffilo

Pairing: Nicholas Ruffilo x FemReader

Words: 3.5k

Warnings: Smut (18+, unprotected PnV pls wrap it before u tap it, slight breeding, inside orgasm), alcohol, swearing, jealousy, teasing. Legit just smut but with some plot lol

Prompt: you know what they say, bassist string it deeper.

Authors note: I’m so fucking tired but I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it. I am a literal puddle. Also this ended up being way longer than intended, oops :3

THIS IS A FANFIC USING REAL PEOPLE IN A FICTIONAL SITUATION! I AM NOT IMPLYING THAT THIS PERSON WOULD DO THIS IRL OR ACT LIKE THIS! ITS FICTION!

Tags: @sammyjoeee @cookiesupplier @nyxthedestroyerofworlds @th4t-em0-k1d @lans-angels @dsireland86

Well, you know what they say, bassists do it deeper.

Ruffilo was never a fan of social situations, or people he didn’t know. If he could stay at home and away from the public’s eye, he would. He’d be happy just living with his best friends and some cats, as he was extremely shy; but he was also very needy.

Nick was always fighting for your attention; especially when you laughed a little too hard at one of Folio’s jokes, or a sarcastic comment of Jolly’s. He’d wrap your fingers through his, pulling at your arm so you would sit next to him, tugging you gently away from whoever else you were talking to. Sometimes he got jealous of all the attention you’d receive, especially when out in public; but if anything he despised when you talked to Noah. You were definitely waaay too flirty with him- in Nick’s opinion- but he’d never tell you he thought this because you and him were just friends. Noah played into the teasing you gave him; even though he knew Nick had a thing for you.

It was Halloween, Noah’s birthday; all the boys plus a bunch of friends were celebrating in their Los Angeles home. Nick’s leg bounced anxiously as he sat at the kitchen table with a drink in hand, waiting for you to show up. He exhaled sharply through his nose, eyes staying fixed on the front door as he took a sip, nearly spitting out the vile red mixture. Vodka cran my ass tastes more like some sort of disgusting pink Whitney mix. He thought.

Nick’s mind began to race, thinking about you. You were an hour late, something that rarely occurred because you were always extremely punctual. He wondered where you were; his comfort person. His anxiety was rampant at the amount of people in their house. All he wanted was to see you, so you could tell him everything would be okay; but also because he was head over heels in fucking love with you.

Folio and Jolly were off playing a game of definitely rigged cup-pong, while Noah jumped through various conversations with each guest, thanking everyone for showing up to celebrate his birthday.

Nick took another sip, hand shaking in anticipation as he watched various couples dance through the kitchen, the music loud, echoing through the walls. He readjusted his Jedi- robes multiple times, tugging on the fabric nervously.

Finally, the front door opened, and Nick had to stop himself from standing up immediately at the sight of you, ready for you to hold him in your arms. You waltzed into the house, the thick-heeled boots you wore thumping against the ground, following the beat of his heart.

You smiled when your eyes met his, your dark burgundy lipstick parting, radiating against your skin; his heart pounded heavily. His eyes fought the urge to skim across your body, particularly across your exposed thighs, as the short black skirt you wore rode up dangerously high. He was practically melting in his chair, pants beginning to tighten at the thought of bending you over the counter, taking you from behind.

“What’s up Anakin,” you said, your own eyes glancing across his robes, grinning at his nerdy costume. Nick was always such a dork for Star Wars, but he was your dork.

Nick smiled, relief evident on his face that you were here; but the lingering lust he felt towards you crawled through his skin. His throat began to tighten, and words fumbled. He grabbed his cup, swallowing the remaining vodka-Whitney-cran or whatever the fuck it was, eyeing your every move as you made yourself at home, navigating through the kitchen with ease.

You placed your grocery bag of snacks and drinks you brought in the fridge, closing the door with your heel before cracking open a cooler, and taking a sip as you turned towards Nick. He loved how comfortable you were here, in his house, as if it was your own. Where you were meant to be.

“Hey,” Nick nodded, the corners of his mouth turned up. “Freddy Kruger.”

He maintained eye contact, your E/C eyes lingering in his, the glint in them playful, as if you knew what you were doing to him. The cut-up red and black striped sweater hung cropped across your body, leaving one shoulder exposed, a variety of fake slashes drawn into your skin. The faux-clawed glove was placed on your non-dominant hand, and a brimmed felt hat was placed on top of your head.

“Do you like it?” You asked, giving a slight twirl, and as you turned Nick swore he could see the bottom outline of your cheeks. His face flushed as he shifted in his seat, eyes turning to the floor, becoming very interested in the wood.

“You look fantastic,” Nick said.

You smiled as your face warmed at Nick’s words, even if prompted. Taking another sip of your cooler you hoisted yourself on the counter, sitting on top of the faux marble, the top cold against your thighs.

Nick’s silver eyes glanced up at you through his lashes, before he stood up, grabbing himself another drink.

“You drunk yet?” You asked him, and Nick shook his head in response.

“I was waiting for you, plus, I didn’t want to participate in folio’s rigged version of cup pong. Who plays it where if you miss the ball you drink?” Nick pressed his lips together, before going back to the punch bowl to fill his cup.

“The hell is that?” You nodded towards the bowl, curious about what sort of Halloween-themed drink was made.

“Some garbage Jolly mixed up.” Nick looked into the cup, shrugging before taking another sip. His eyebrows furrowed in disgust, squeezing his eyes shut.

A laugh escaped your lips, “Let me try.”

Nick walked towards you, your legs parting slightly as he stood between you, careful not to get too close, reaching the cup out for you to grab.

Instead of grabbing the cup you leaned forward, placing your lips against the plastic, prompting Nick to feed you the liquid. He tilted the cup, eyes watching your lips intensely as you followed his stare. You took a big sip, coughing after you pulled away. The alcohol flowed down your throat, burning at its strength.

“Jesus, that’s fucking gross,” you covered your mouth briefly before taking a chaser of your drink. You chugged the rest, letting your legs swing as they dangled off the counter, Nick still standing close to you, the heat radiating off of him.

You leaned to the side, tossing the can into the recycling as Noah turned the corner, his eyes brightening into a drunken smile as he swayed towards you, open arms.

“Y/N!” He yelled, the bass of the music pumping in the background.

“Noah!” You immediately jumped off of the counter, being engulfed in his embrace. Noah’s hands trailed down your back, dangerously close to the bottom of your skirt. “Happy birthday you nerd!”

Nick watched as you two hugged, his chest tightening as Noah’s hand rubbed up and down your body.

The two of you swayed, Noah, leaning all of his weight into you in a drunken state. You smiled into Noah’s hug, squeezing him. As you pulled away, you readjusted his Leaf Village headband, a sly smile playing on your lips.

“You’re such a dweeb,” you pushed Noah’s shoulder, and he smiled staring down at you, “and you’re so drunk already.”

“Nahh ” Noah wrapped his arm around your waist, pulling you against him, “you’re just not drunk enough. Time for some shots!”

You laughed, agreeing as Noah reached into a cupboard for a bottle of tequila- something he knew was your favourite. Noah filled two shot glasses, before you wrapped your elbows around each other, taking two shots of alcohol together in a ritualistic fashion.

Nick averted his eyes as his breath hitched, refusing to watch as Noah held you to his side after the two glasses rested back on the counter.

Your head rested on Noah’s shoulder as you hiccuped from the alcohol, eyes looking up at him. Noah began to sway back and forth to the music, pulling you along with him, before swinging you around. You laughed with Noah, smiles beaming against each other. You followed Noah’s body but watched Nick the entire time.

Nick didn’t look at you, eyes fixated on his cup that he took another drink from, swallowing every drop of liquid. You sighed, shrugging Noah off of you before walking up to Nick, and wrapping your arms around him. He stiffened at your touch but put his arms around you.

“Aw Nicky, are you jealous?” You teased, reaching up to run your fingers through his long dark hair. Your chest rested against his own, and you could feel his heart vibrate against yours. You tried pulling his body to dance with the music, but he remained put, placing his arms across your back, hand holding you against his chest.

“Thanks for the drink No-wah,” you smiled cheekily at him.

Noah grabbed a beer from the counter, “anything for my baby girl.”

Nick was jealous. He was jealous at how easy you and Noah got along, and how you were ready to be in Noah’s arms at any second, but he didn’t know that you knew this got under his skin.

You knew flirting with Noah made Nick jealous, and you loved how possessive Nick always got once you went crawling back to him. You wanted Nick to be jealous, and you wanted him to want you.

Both of you desired each other, but neither was brave enough to make a move.

“C'mon,” you grabbed another cooler from the fridge for you and Nick, bending over slightly in his direction so your ass was barely exposed to him.

Standing up you sauntered towards him, hanging him the can before grabbing his hand. Feeling the warm feeling of the alcohol start to pulse through your veins, you tugged him along the house, walking past the crowd of people before you walked into the living room.

You wrapped your fingers in Nick’s inked ones, holding him close to you.

The living room was packed with people, the only spot available being on the couch; for one person.

You motioned for Nick to sit before inviting yourself to sit on his lap. Nick’s breath caught in his throat in surprise.

You wiggled to get comfortable, and Nick placed his arms across your torso, holding you still against him.

You knew he wouldn’t be able to contain his excitement if you kept moving.

Folio and Jolly’s cup pong game was going on in front of you, and as you brought the can of alcohol to your lips you couldn't help but let a sly smile play at your lips as you thought about teasing the man beneath you.

You pushed into his lap, wriggling your hips along to the music.

“Sorry Nicky, trying to get comfortable,” you said playfully, chugging the can of alcohol before placing it on the coffee table.

Nick’s fingers dug into your hips, attempting to hold you still against him; but he hardened beneath you, a quiet groan heaving from his throat as you shifted along his lap.

“Y/N,” Nick warned, letting a hand go as he grabbed his can, drinking the entire thing to give him the liquid courage.

Both of you felt the buzz of inebriation, allowing the warmth to consume you. Pretending to be invested in the game ahead you leaned back, placing your back against Nick’s chest, letting his hands roam the top of your thighs.

“What are you doing,” Nick asked through gritted teeth, but his heart raced in anticipation at your actions.

You dug your hips into him, feeling the music. No one would be paying attention to the two of you, everyone, including yourselves, would be too drunk to notice.

Sitting up you spun your body so you were straddling his waist, legs parted on either side of him. Your skirt was so short it rode up, exposing the underwear you wore beneath; but only for him to see.

Nick swallowed harshly, eyes glazing over in infatuation as he watched you, your lip finding its way between your teeth. Placing your arms around his neck you eyed every expression, glazing over every detail of his face as Nick flushed. As your body swung back and forth gently, you gained the courage to lean forward, placing a gentle kiss on Nick’s lips.

Nick stared at you, almost in shock. He wasn’t sure if this was a prank, or if he was already so far gone that he was lucid dreaming.

Nick's hands glided along your thighs as they gripped you from behind, squeezing gently. You had kissed him, and his entire body was on fire.

“Kiss me,” you said in a hoard whisper, almost desperate, waiting for Nick to respond to your first move.

Nick was hesitant and nervous as he pulled himself closer to your lips, brushing over them gently, before closing the gap between you.

You sighed into his mouth, relieved as Nick reciprocated feelings, allowing yourself to relax into his touch, body heating as his hands roamed behind you, squeezing gently at the skin.

You deepened the kiss, pushing your lips firmly into his, closed-mouth kisses opening with each wave, allowing your hands to roam into his hair, tugging softly on the strands.

Nicks's body convulsed below you, and he pulled away, staring up at you with awe.

“Want to go upstairs?” You asked, and he nodded eagerly as you crawled off of him. Nick grabbed your hand hastily as he pulled you behind him, the journey up the stairs feeling like it dragged on forever.

The music pumped below you as Nick closed his bedroom door, the sound dampening ever so slightly, the floor shaking with the bass.

Nick immediately shoved you into the wall, lips all over yours in desperation, devouring you, years of pent-up need coming out full throttle.

His hand roamed up your body underneath your torn long sleeve, granting himself access to all the curves he’d dreamed of touching. The number of times he touched himself, fantasizing about your taste, left his knees weak as he let his mouth explore yours, finally.

You moaned against Nick's lips as he fondled your chest, his hands searching very crevasse of your being through years of missed opportunity. You moulded into his touch, feeling excited as your abdomen vibrated in complete want for the man holding you against the wall.

Nick's fingers lingered underneath your skirt before pulling it up gently, grazing between your panties before roaming back up.

You moaned against the subtle tease, eyebrows furrowing as you pulled away from his kiss.

“Nick, please, don’t tease me,” you whined, pressing your forehead against his own.

Silver eyes bore into you as his lips tugged up into a sly smile, “if you don’t like my teasing, why are you moaning?”

Nick’s fingers roamed between your legs again, gently pressing where you needed him most and a feral sound escaped your lips, leaving you embarrassed. Nick stared at you with lust, almost in shock by how you were reacting to him. Nick allowed his fingers to glide between your body and underwear, feeling between your folds. His already hard body pulsing even deeper as he felt how soaked you were; all for him.

“Please,” you said as he touched you.

“Please don’t stop Nicky,” you whispered as his hand dipped between your layers. Nick planned to make her soar, but first, he loved hearing you beg for him, and only him.

“What do you want,” Nick's lips brushed across yours, this unknown confidence sending his hormones to the moon. The woman of his dreams was wriggling beneath him, desperate for anything he had to offer.

“I need you,” you said, pulling his face into yours again, allowing your tongue to explore his mouth, tasting all of him. “I want you to fuck me so hard I can’t even walk.”

Nick almost melted at your words, his heart beating so fast in disbelief. You want him to pleasure you.

He nodded eagerly, pulling you towards his bed, and tossing the Star Wars bed sheets aside. Nick pushed you into the bed, on top of you with all of his weight, allowing himself to dominate over your body.

Kissing down your neck your hands roamed across his back, and finally, he stared you down.

“Are you sure you want to do this Y/N? Because there is no way we are just fucking friends after this. You’re mine.”

You shuddered at Nick's possession, nodding, “I’ve always wanted to do a little more than kiss.”

Nick blushed, kissing you again before letting his lips trail down your neck, sucking on the delicate skin that lay between your neck and collarbone.

“You’re mine.” He said, marking what was his property before turning your body so you were above him.

“Ride me until your legs start shaking from the pleasure. Let me fuck you so deep you can’t even think about anybody else ever again; then I’ll flip you over and drill you to finish it off.” Nick growled, and your eyes widened at this needy side of Nick you’ve never seen before, but you were ready to give him anything he wanted.

Nick pulled off his robes, leaving his body exposed for you, you pulled off your sweater, showing off your chest and Nick's eyes devoured you, absorbing everything you showed him. He’d dreamed of this moment and what you looked like many times: but even his mind couldn’t come up with anything as beautiful as the real thing.

“Fuck you’re gorgeous,” he worshipped you allowing his hands to follow your curves once again. He pulled up your skirt, exposing your lower body as he moved your underwear to the side, positioning himself below you.

“I can’t believe you wore a skirt this small with no fucking shorts,” Nick mumbled, preparing himself.

“I wore it just for you,” you smiled, before closing the gap and pushing down onto Nick’s body, your arousal gliding you smoothly along him. Both of you groaned in disbelief, Nick relishing in how good you felt wrapped around him, his body finally reaching every part of you.

Your mouth opened widely as Nick filled you, a squeak of shock tugging at your throat as Nick squeezed your sides, pulling you up and down to get you to move.

You slid up and down his body with ease, hands on his chest for support as you road him, rolling and grinding deeper into his body, Nick hitting every point possible. Nick wrapped his arms around your back, pulling you into his chest as he began pounding into you from below, putting all of his effort into fucking you.

“Moan for me Y/N,” Nick begged, “show everyone who’s fucking mine.”

Nick's hands gripped the back of your head, fingers tangled in his hair. Every ounce of his body vibrated as he fucked you, his hips slapping against your thighs as you straddled his lap, taking everything he offered. He gave you his everything, never fucking anyone as hard as you, wanting to make you feel good.

Nick couldn’t believe how fucking beautiful you were as you cried out his name, the syllabus rolling off your tongue in complete satisfaction; and Nick knew that he would cum at any moment. He slowed his pace, wanting this to last forever.

Your nails dug into Nick’s shoulders as you clung to him, taking him well. Nick hoped you were loud enough against the music so Noah would hear; he wanted him to know that you finally got what was rightfully his.

You moaned Nick’s name as your stomach churned, nearing your release; Nick repeatedly hitting your spot over and over. You closed your eyes in ecstasy, your body turning limp as you screamed, shaking and convulsing against Nick through your orgasm.

Nick pushed into you, and you swear if he fucked any harder he’d be able to split you in half with how deep he penetrated.

“Where can I come?” Nick asked, on the brink of his climax. Y/N’s skin stuck against Nick’s chest.

“Fuck, inside of me,” you cried, pushing yourself against Nick’s hips, the only sounds filling the room were the sound of fast slaps and a string of moans fighting against the bass of the music below.

“Oh my god Y/N I’m going to I’m going-“ Nick’s fingers dug into your back, tearing your skin as he shook below you, twitching inside through his orgasm. You kissed him deeply, moaning against his lips in complete satisfaction as his release filled you, taking over your body.

“Fuck,” your head swung back, a wide smile parting your lips before you looked down at him, still sitting on top of his body.

“That’s the first time I’ve ever heard you moan,” Nick smiled, satisfied as he rolled you over, pulling him into his chest, “it was fucking music to my ears.”

You chuckled, nuzzling against his chest, “So, friends off?”

Nick joined you, his throat vibrating as he laughed, “Oh yea, I’m ready to move to the stage where we can fuck whenever we want. Oh, and I can take you to dinner and we can hold hands.”

You smiled, holding yourself closer to him, “Deal, but only if I can suck you off next time.”

———

Who’s next, folio or jolly? ;)

#i’m going to hell #pls enjoy this I’m a mess #bad omens #bad omens band #bad omens cult #bad omens smut #nick ruffilo fluff #nick ruffilo #nicholas ruffilo #nick ruffilo smut #nicholas ruffilo smut #smut #Halloween #Noah Sebastian

[fear-is-truth]

ⵌ — VIOLENT DELIGHTS

Kai Anderson x reader || NSFW

Kai let out a short bark of laughter.

"Let's get this straight," he snickered, amusement dancing in his dark eyes. "You want me to wear my mask?"

You nodded, your cheeks ablaze with embarrassment as you avoided his gaze. Kai let out a soft click of his tongue, shaking his head in mock disapproval. Then, like a switch flipping, his tone shifted from humorous to icy detachment.

"Cat got your fucking tongue?" he spat, fingers tightening their grip on your jaw, forcing you to meet his stare.

“Use your words, lamb.”

“I want.. I want you to wear your mask when you fuck me,” you choke out. At this, Kai’s lips curled into a wicked smirk.

He just had the best idea.

#blurb #i’m going to hell #kai anderson #american horror story #ahs #ahs cult #kai anderson x y/n #kai anderson x reader #tate langdon #kit walker #james patrick march #kyle spencer #tate langdon x y/n #my silly little fics

[charles-le-sorcerer]

“Autism be damned my boy can grill” but it’s Guy Montag killing Captain Beatty

#fahrenheit 451 #guy montag #captain beatty #I’m going to hell

[just-another-author-i-guess]

If you’re comfortable judd fic where it’s the reader’s first time

This was actually the first smut I’ve ever written.. I hope it’s readable lmao

(I apologize in advance for the filth you’re about to read)

Tags: fem! Reader, it’s literally just porn with no plot, they just fuck lmfao, Judd has a big dick, 👀, reader is a virgin, like her and Judd has never done anything but make out, please don’t read if you’re uncomfortable with that kinda stuff (:

Authors note: ngl, I’m a bit proud of myself for writing my first smut^^ hopefully I’ll get to write more in the future, it’s kinda fun,, I hope you also enjoy it! As I’ve done with the other Judd fics, I’ll recommend you read THIS first. It’s not totally necessary for this one, but if you want more of a backstory you can read it

3,7k words

Smut under the cut!

You were watching one of those early 2000s gory horror movies, where half the plot is just sex scenes 

And when the third pair of lovers decided to get it on, you couldn’t help but steal glances at Judd 

He was looking at the screen with a blank face, eyebrows furrowed slightly in annoyance at the couple on the screen 

As if on cue, your hormone monstress, Connie, appeared, curling around you and urging you to reach out to Judd

He was quick to notice you staring, cocking an eyebrow at you 

“What. Too much for you?” He grunted, his deep voice a nice contrast to the shrill voice of the woman on screen 

You crossed your arms, sitting up on your knees and facing him directly. “Shut up.” 

He grinned, eyes darting to were your arms were crossed, unintentionally pushing your chest up and letting Judd get a generous view of your cleavage 

“C’mere,” he muttered, beckoning you to sit between his legs on the bed 

You reluctantly agreed, throwing yourself down on his lap making him let out an ‘oomph’ sound, scowling at you 

“Fucking asshole.” He growled, as you giggled, situating yourself in his lap 

“You love it, fuckface.” 

He grunted in response, placing his hands on your hips and shifting you until you were pressed right up against his back, legs tangled with his 

You curled into him, leaning your head on his shoulder as you continued to watch the movie

Connie had backed off a little, entertaining herself somewhere behind you 

It had barely been 5 minutes, when Judd began moving his hands, gently lifting up your shirt and letting his hands run over the soft skin of your waist and stomach (Unbeknownst to you, Maury was urging him on the same way Connie was with you) 

You shivered from the touch, leaning further into him 

His cold hands grew bolder, tracing the waistline of your pants and running up over your bra 

Your heartbeat quickened and your breath became slightly heavier 

The two of you had made out before and he had groped your tits on multiple occasions, but something about this felt different 

More intimate 

You subconsciously arched into his touch and his fingers got rougher, pulling at your bra to get it off and you happily obeyed, much to Judd’s and both hormone monster’s delight

You sat up, pulling away from him for a moment to pull off your shirt 

Judd groaned in excitement, immediately unhooking your bra and pulling it off, before moving you around so you were face to face and straddling him 

“Such a pretty girl,” he mused, reaching for your boobs 

You breathed out heavily when he squeezed the mounds, thumbs gently rubbing over your nipples until they were perky and aching 

He bend forward, nosing up and down your neck before finding a place to bite down 

Your breath hitched and you whined quietly, leaning into him 

He grinned lowly, almost sinisterly as he licked up and down your neck, lathering it with bites and hickeys 

He lives in a  v e r y  sex positive household, and honestly doesn’t give two shits if anyone were to see the marks he leaves on you

In fact, he makes sure to mark you up as much as possible in hopes that someone will see and get fucking jealous 

You shift your hips, accidentally pressing down on his dick just right 

He growls and grabs your hips, repeating the motion harder each time, until his dick is fully hard and proudly tenting in his pants 

At this point, Connie and Maury had backed off, just enjoying the show with smug faces

You let out a series of breathless ‘oh’s every time he drags your clothed pussy over his bulge, the fabric of your panties dragging so, so nicely over your clit 

He parted from your neck, capturing your mouth with his 

You couldn’t help but moan sultrily into his mouth, as you tasted the Jack Daniels lingering on his tongue 

He squeezed your hips and licked into your mouth in slow, long strokes 

He pushed you backwards as he kissed you, laying you down on the bed hovering over you, slotting himself between your legs 

He parted from you, taking a moment to look down at you and admire the sight in front of him 

Lips swollen, eyes glazed over and chest heaving, he grinned at you smugly 

“J-Judd you prick, do something,” you breathed and his grin widened in a slightly sinister way 

“Maybe I will. If you ask nicely, bitch” 

You whined his name as he began to play with your tits again, this time switching between licking and sucking on each of them, fingers gently trailing the waistband of your pants. 

“Pl-please!” You choked out, pathetically clutching the sheets 

“Please what?” He teased, releasing your breasts 

Your face burned hot in embarrassment, but the throbbing of your clit and the feeling of your soaked panties clinging to your cunt shattered what little pride you had left 

C’mon baby, tell him! Tell him you want his dick! Connie urged you on from somewhere behind you

 “Judd, I-I need you.. please- I- just- please do something!” You wailed, wiggling your hips in emphasis 

“Good.” He grunted, popping the button on your pants. “Drop the fucking attitude and beg like a good girl,” 

You clenched around nothing at his words, and you felt an embarrassing amount of wetness spread in your underwear 

Judd could honestly say he was the happiest he’s ever been, as he peeled off your pants and wet underwear 

Breathing rigged when he saw your pretty little pussy, all swollen and twitchy from his teasing  

His jaw clenched and he let out a heavy breath through his teeth, teetering on the edge of self control as he fought the urge to bury himself in you right away, finally relieving his now aching cock 

Maury was barking orders at him, he sent his hormone monster a glare, before continuing with the task at hand

As much as he wanted to, the tiny part of his brain that was still functional screamed at him to make your first experience a pleasurable one 

Judd has a big dick and he knows it (cmon his fucking dad even talked about it in that one episode)

So the least he could do was prep you a little beforehand 

He scooted back, laying down between your legs, his head only a few centimetres from your pretty little pussy 

“J-Judd..” you stammered, gently grabbing his hair and turning his attention to your flushed face 

He grunted in response, finding it hard to focus on anything but your cunt 

“I-I’m a little nervous, I think..” you mumbled, twisting a strand of his half-blue-half-black hair around your pointer finger 

Judd’s expression softened, and his cocky grin turned more genuine 

He pressed a kiss to your inner thigh, raising himself up and leaning over your body till his lips met your jaw

He gently nibbled at it before moving up to brush his lips over your ear 

“You’ll do so well, pretty girl. Don’t worry. It will feel so, so good. I promise.�� He whispered gravely into your ear, biting and blowing on your earlobe before retreating and laying down to face your pussy again 

A strong shiver went up your spine and you grabbed his hair again for leverage 

Slowly, he nosed at your cunt, spreading your folds slightly 

You let out an embarrassingly loud whine when his nose bumped against your neglected clit 

Your walls fluttered around nothing again, making you wish he would just do something about the emptiness inside you 

Suddenly, he dived in 

Spreading your folds with his fingers before licking into you like a man starved 

You bucked into his mouth, gasping and writhing 

“Judd..!” You stuttered. “Feels so.. ah! Feels so.. good!” 

He growled into your cunt, the vibrations sending toe-curling pleasure through your body 

The loud squelching sounds almost drowned out the screams of whoever got murdered in the movie, Judd looked over at the screen for a second and smiled when some chick was pierced with a meat hook

He licked deeper into you, you couldn’t stop yourself from letting out a never ending mantra of ‘Judd’s and ‘please’ 

He couldn’t get enough of the way you tasted, groaning and humping the mattress like a madman as he felt your pussy get tighter and tighter 

He parted from you with a sultry moan, a disappointed sob died out in your throat as he suddenly nudged two fingers into you 

They were long and reached so deep they hit a spongy spot inside of you that made you wail and cry out “Judd! Right there! Please, p-please! Right there..!” 

When he made a come hither motion and pressed his thumb to your clit, you were completely gone 

All you could remember was his name as you continued to cry out to him over and over again

He grinned wickedly. “Damn. So fucking wet, and I haven’t even fucked you yet,” he muttered as a pool of slick began to wet the bed underneath you 

You gasped as he spread his fingers in a scissoring motion, clenching down hard on them

He let out the loudest groan yet, replacing the the finger on your clit with his mouth and spreading your legs further 

Your tummy tightened, warmth spreading throughout your entire body 

You were a sobbing mess, grabbing onto his hair more forcefully and pressing him harder into your cunt as you continued to climb towards your orgasm 

Judd moaned again, lower face now completely coated in your juices 

If you weren’t so far gone, you would have been beyond embarrassed to make such a mess 

“I-I’m- Judd!- I’m!- I..!” You wailed loudly  as you came, feverishly pulling Judd’s hair as he finger-fucked you through your orgasm

He lapped up everything you gave him, growling at the way you clenched around his fingers, his fat cock so hard to the point it almost hurt 

Fucking shit, he couldn’t wait to be buried in your tight little cunt 

You mewled and wiggled your hips as the aftershocks of your orgasm turned to overstimulation 

“Judd..” you whined, pulling at his hair to move his mouth away from your abused clit 

It took him a while to register what you wanted, being too mesmerised with the way your cunt sucked in his fingers so tightly 

For a moment he pondered if he should stretch you out more, before the throbbing of his cock won him over and he decided that you were wet enough to take him 

“That wasn’t so bad, was it? You think you’re ready for my cock now?” He asked as he parted from your pussy, licking his fingers clean before unbuttoning his jeans

He leaned over you again, letting out a relieved groan in your ear when his dick was freed from his pants, leaving his thin boxers as the only barrier between you 

“Y-yes. Please, Judd..” you muttered quietly, pussy continuing to clench around nothing, seemingly not satisfied enough with the orgasm you just had

He laughed, voice raspy and low. “So now you’re all desperate, huh? Such a desperate little slut,” he huffed, caressing your cheek 

You leaned into his touch, rubbing your cheek against his palm and wiggling your hips against his 

He grunted as your wet pussy dragged across his clothed dick, coating the fabric of his boxers in your slick 

He huffed at you, pulling your hair and turning your face to the side to expose your neck 

“Behave, bitch.” He muttered as he nosed along your neckt, sucking on the few spots he missed before 

You honestly didn’t give a shit what he said to you, as long as he filled you up as soon as possible 

You moaned his name, begging him to just fill you already and he finally gave in

He sat up on his knees, pulling his shirt off and pushing his boxers down just enough to let his cock spring free 

Your eyes almost bulged out of your eyes, if he hadn’t been so incredibly horny he would have found your expression hilarious 

He grinned wolfishly, looking down at you with a dark glint in his eye as the sound of a chainsaw roaring from the horror movie behind you cut through the room 

“You think you can take it, baby?” 

You nodded dumbly, not sure what else to say you stared at his thick cock 

Honestly you weren’t sure if even the flushed tip would fit, but you would be damned if you didn’t give it a try 

Connie was cheering you on, gently petting your hair as she encouraged you 

His dick was so long, and so thick and all you really wanted was to reach out and touch it 

It was pale, like the rest of him, with pretty veins running up the sides and the only thing you thought about was leaning forward and licking up the precum that coated his flushed head

Your cunt clenched at just the thought alone and you mewled again, reaching for him with grabby hands 

“Yeah? Use your words, dumbass.” He said, leaning over you again

“You’re so mean..” you whined, refusing to meet his eyes as your cheeks burned with embarrassment 

He grabbed your hair again, roughly turning your head and forcing you to look at him 

“Do you want me to fuck you then, huh? Like a good little slut? Or should I leave your pussy empty, I can go finish myself off if you don’t need it-“ 

“N-No!” You sobbed out, tears of embarrassment and pleasure streaming down your face as you reached for him 

“Please! Fuck me already Judd!” You wailed, shifting your hips up again and brushing your cunt over his hard dick 

He grinned in delight, letting go of his tight hold on your hair to lift your leg over his shoulder 

He brought his hand to your face and gently wiped your tears away with his thumb, biting your jaw gently 

“Shh, pretty girl. I got you.” He whispered huskily, rubbing his cock up and down your folds to gather as much slick as possible 

You sighed in relief, grabbing onto his shoulders and readying yourself 

You cried out as the fat head of his cock finally nudged it’s way inside your hole, stretching you out in a way you had ever felt before 

“Oh-oh my god!” You whined, nails scraping over Judd’s shoulders, threatening to break the skin 

He continued a bit further, finding it easier than expected to breach your walls with how goddam wet you were 

He was only about halfway in when you started to feel overly stuffed, whining and clenching around his cock as you felt like you were being ripped in half 

“C’mon, pretty girl. Just a bit more,” Judd grunted out, thumbs rubbing soothing circles on your hips

You nodded, not really comprehending what he was saying as he continued to push in 

It hurt, a couple more tears slid down your face as you slowly got used to the burning stretch 

It felt like an eternity before he bottomed out, balls sitting flush against your ass 

Both hormone monsters cheered like crazy, Connie gushing about how you finally got your cherry popped but the two of you were far too gone to care

Judd groaned loudly, enjoying how warm and soft you were 

Fitting him so snugly, as if you were made to be fucked by him 

You looked down and almost choked when you saw how your lower belly bulged, the outline of his cock visible

You gasped as Judd cursed. “Fucking damnit!” He growled, removing a hand from your hip to press down on your belly

You both moaned in unison at the feeling, Judd resting his forehead on your shoulder as you clawed at his back 

He waited a while to move, momentarily scared he would actually break your little cunt if he did anything too fast 

Your slick dripped from his cock to his balls, creating a pool underneath you 

“You’re so warm..” he grunted, gently starting to move out 

The first few thrusts were slow and experimental, until he was mentally hanging on by a threat and he couldn’t stop himself from slamming into you. Hard.

All air left your lungs, and you let out a hybrid between a wheeze and a moan as you felt his cock trying to square up with your cervix 

You couldn’t stop your loud wails as he rammed into you, fucking you with absolutely all his might and the only thing you could do was cling to him for dear life 

His pelvis rubbed your clit with each thrust, his hands holding your hips so tight you were sure there would be bruises later 

You clenched around him uncontrollably, digging your heels into his back and thighs spasming as you suddenly came for a second time 

Wailing his name loudly as he groaned into your shoulder, biting down to keep himself from cumming just yet 

“B-Bitch!” He cursed as you lifted his head up to suck on his neck feverishly, leaving marks to match your own 

He fucked you through your orgasm, continuing to ram into your spongy spot over and over as the bed creaked and moaned beneath you 

You only got wetter, the room filling with squelching noises to drown out the movie as he fucked you more viciously 

“Who’s pretty cunt is this?” He groaned, pulling your hair for a third time to get you focused on him 

Sweat dripped from his brow, his eyes were blown out and his sharp jaw was clenched in a pained scowl, you moaned loudly at the sight 

Heart beating faster at the sight of your handsome boyfriend 

“I asked you a question, bitch,” 

Your mouth opened again when you finally registered what he was saying, wailing out his name over and over again 

He rewarded you with a few hard thrusts before his cock stilled again 

You whined his name in disapproval 

“Good girl. I’ll let you come one more time, fuck, come for me again,” 

You shook your head, nails digging into his skin 

“I-I can’t!” You cried out as he pressed a thumb to your swollen clit 

He didn’t let up, thrusting his cock into you and rubbing at your clit relentlessly until you were crying and begging for release again 

“Please, please, please, please! Hmng!” You sobbed, cunt getting impossibly tighter around him 

“Feels so good- I’m gonna- im gonna-“ 

He pressed down on you belly again, thrusts getting erratic as he neared his own end 

“Come, bitch.” 

And like that you were gone, sobbing and and clutching him tightly as you came for a third time, scratching at his back until you felt caked blood under your nails 

A small part of you felt bad, but as you dived straight into your third orgsam of the evening you were way too far gone to care 

He let out a string of curses and grunts, quickly pulling out and coming all over your belly 

You watched him with a dazed expression, dick in hand and head hung low in pleasure as he let out the most endearing sounds 

Your breath hitched, and if you weren’t about to pass out you honestly could have jumped him again 

“Fuuuuuck..!” He groaned, flopping down on the bed besides you 

You quickly cuddled up to him, rubbing your face against his naked, sweaty chest 

You couldn’t stop yourself from deeply inhaling, finding comfort in his sweaty scent 

Both your hormone monsters had disappeared, giving you some privacy in the afterglow

“Judd,” you whimpered after a few minutes of silence

He groaned in response, squeezing your hip 

“I’m all sticky..” you said. He grunted, not saying anything as he got up, pulled his pants up and exited the room, coming back in a few moments later with a damp cloth and a clean shirt 

He was quiet again as he got to work, wiping his cum off your tummy and thighs, before carefully cleaning your sensitive pussy 

You laid back and just stared up at him, too spent to move 

He met your eyes for a moment, eyes scanning over your flushed and tear-stained face, ruined makeup running down and gathering under your chin

“You’re so damn cute.” He muttered, before going back to cleaning 

Maybe it was the post-nut clarity, but he really did mean that 

Your face flushed again, somehow way more embarrassed by getting a compliment than literally being dicked down 

He finished cleaning you up, lifting your limp body up and gently positioning you propped up against the pillows 

He sat down besides you, helping you into the nice, clean shirt he brought and you couldn’t help but smile as you realised you were wearing one of his shirts 

“Thank you, Judd.” You sighed happily, burying your face in the pillows 

“Whatever. Get some rest, shithead.” 

You only hummed in response, scooting closer to him as he laid down besides you 

“Ooh, lovebirds! Dinner’s ready!” Your eyes widened and you immediately sat up upon hearing Mrs. Birch’s voice from downstairs

Oh my god. You buried your face in your hands.. you had completely forgot all about Judd’s family being home 

Judd’s room was pretty isolated.. they couldn’t have heard that much, right? 

“Fucking bitch..” Judd scowled, finding the nearest shirt on the floor and throwing it on 

“Oh my god. Shit! What the fuck!” You exclaimed, rummaging the bed for your long forgotten pants and panties 

“Where the hell..” Judd held up your panties with a triumphant grin, pocketing them just as you reached out to grab them 

“Asshole! Give me those.” You demanded, holding out your hand to him

“No. Get your pants on, c’mon we’re leaving.” He said in his usual dark tone as he threw you your pants 

You groaned. “Fuck you.” 

“You just did that. Put your pants on.” You rolled your eyes at him, pulling on your pants before standing up on shaking legs 

You grabbed his shoulder for support and he sneered 

“What. You can’t walk now?” He snickered 

You glowered at him “Shut your goddamn mouth, Judd Birch.” 

He sighed, wrapping his arm around your waist for support as the two of you excited the room 

Thank you for making it this far! I hope you enjoyed my attempt at writing smut~

Anyways, if you’d like to request more Judd Birch or something else, you can do it HERE

Love, author

#i hope this is okay #judd birch is so hot help #judd birch x reader #judd birch smut #judd birch #smut #big mouth x reader #big mouth #i’m going to hell

[pandoraslxna]

The Sully brothers size difference 🥰

Lo‘ak: 7'7 feet Neteyam: 6 feet under

#rip homie #gone but never forgotten #i’m going to hell #neteyam sully #neteyam #Lo’ak #Lo’ak sully #avatar #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water #avatar memes

[ijustthinkhesneat]

I’m still working on the same fanfic chapter from like months ago because I sit down to finish and then I look up and it’s gotten even darker and more messed up. For anyone who is curious the premise is Dick is captured by the court of owls and becomes a Talon and then is strategically released to assassinate the batfam from within. Basically Talon is fantasizing about how to assassinate the Wayne’s and his subconscious is swatting him with a newspaper cause a tiny piece of Dick is still in there and doesn’t want to kill his family. Literally examples being: replacing Tim’s testosterone (Tim is trans) with poison/poisoning his coffee, sabotaging Jason’s equipment so he falls or his gun explodes in his face, Damian is like 7-8 for reference, smothering Damian in his sleep. Like genuinely fucked up shit and the whole time he is selling his Dick sunshine and puppy’s Gayson routine and then Cass comes home unannounced and she is just like “I know what you are” and chaos and angst and fluff occur.

#batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #nightwing #talon #talon!dick #fuck the court of owls #trans tim drake #baby damian wayne #so fucked up #i’m going to hell

[becabeale143]

Incorrect BeChloe quotes

Beca - (takes off her clothes, smirking at her wife) why do do women have flowers on the front of their underwear?

Chloe - (inhales deeply, her mind exploding at what her eccentric wife’s response might be) Why do women have flowers on the front of their underwear?

Beca - in memory of all the faces buried there!

#incorrect BeChloe quotes #i’m going to hell #I’m ok with that #i still love them #beca mitchell #chloe beale #beca x chloe

[elliesbelle]

uh oh uh oh

#belle is in.. quite a mess LOOOOL #i’m going to hell #anyway i’m sorry i’ve barely been around lately #been trying to deal with mental health stuff #but i would never abandon you guys i love y’all sm #please just be patient with me #i’m sorry if i miss messages or mentions or etc.! #belle speaks #v

[ruburnz]

the woodrow wilson tumblr tag gets wilder and wilder every time i go on it….. you guys are freaks!

anyway

#obligatory ‘this is not woodr0w w1lson it’s professor from committeeverse’ spiel goes here #i was talking to my flatmates while i was drawing this and one of them asked me what i was drawing #and i like looked at my ipad and was like….. It Doesn’t Matter!!!!!!!😭😭😭 #sels this one’s for u #i’m going to hell

[zunra2]

what

#zunra’s art #portal #portal 2 #wheatley #2001 a space odyssey #hal 9000 #am ihnmaims #am i have no mouth and i must scream #i have no mouth and i must scream #auto wall e #wall e #fanart #ham ship #I’m going to hell

[tattoorue]

#funny #funny post #lol #funny meme #funny memes #lmao #too funny #crow #wire hangers #clothes hangers #abortion #stork #just wrong #i’m going to hell #humor

[bugzyyybabes]

Post Covid fan made Scott Tenorman

I have no idea who made his design but GOD DAMNNNN

reference 👇👇

Not my art 👆👆

but that is what I based my drawing on

he is so 🤭🤭🤭

#Credits to the artist #I don’t know who you are I found it on Pinterest 😢😢 #south park #art #south park fanart #scott tenorman #post covid #i’m going to hell

[sinkingteethinwhitenoise]

Sloppy - Noah Sebastian

Pairing: sub!Noah Sebastian x femdom!reader

Warnings: SMUT 18+, dirty talk, pegging, anal fingering, spit kink, praise kink, degradation kink, hair pulling, strap ons, strap sucking, multiple orgasms, crying, begging

Word count: 1k

You looked down at the mess of a man below you. Noah sat on his knees, face to face with your strap. His glazed over, blown out eyes darted between your stoic face and the girthy, plastic cock attached to your waist. His hair was already a mess, sticking out every which way. A deep, hot flush covered his neck all the way up to his face and ears. His lips, plump and red from how much he had already bitten them, were parted as short pants of anticipation escaped his lungs, chest heaving along as he breathed. His fists were clenched at his sides to prevent himself from touching his hard, leaking cock. 

“Miss,” he whimpered. “Please fuck me.” His voice was already beginning to crack in desperation.

You took a step towards him and tapped the head of the strap against his lips. “I’ll fuck you, sweet boy,” you cooed. “But first I need you to get my cock nice and wet for me.”

You heard his breath hitch. “Yes ma’am,” he choked out. He leaned forward and took the tip into his mouth; his innocent, doe eyes fixated on your face through his lashes. 

Slowly but surely, he took more and more into his mouth. His cheeks were hollowed out and his lips were stretched deliciously around your strap, spit starting to dribble from the corners of his mouth. You reached down to grab a handful of his hair, resulting in a muffled whimper. You tugged lightly and began to thrust into his mouth. The choking and gagging sounds he began to make almost made you lose your composure, your core buzzing with need. More spit dribbled down his chin and tears began to fall down his cheeks as you thrusted mercilessly into his mouth. You harshly spit onto the strap, some inevitably hitting his face. You stopped thrusting for a moment to push the cock into his mouth as far as it would go just to hear him choke. “Good boy,” you praised. “Being so fucking sloppy for me.”

Finally, you pulled out of his mouth. He sharply inhaled before he began to sputter and cough. You kneeled next to him and stroked his hair. “You did such a good job, my sweet boy. You okay?”

He nodded as he tried to catch his breath. “Yes, Miss.”

“You wanna keep going?”

“Yes!” He answered eagerly. “Yes, Miss, please.”

You nodded as you slowly stood up, keeping eye contact with him as you did. You snapped your fingers and pointed to the bed. You watched as he stood on shaky legs and positioned himself on the bed on his hands and knees. His ass was sticking out and his pretty hole was puckering, just begging to be filled up. 

You grabbed the bottle of lube and smeared some on your fingers before sitting behind him on the bed. You blew a stream of cool air onto his hole, watching the muscle spasm as he let out a whine. You chuckled as you brought up a finger and circled it around his rim with a feather light touch, feeling him tense beneath you. “So responsive, hm?” you hummed. “Let’s get you opened up, sweet boy.” 

You slowly pushed one finger in, reveling in the deep whine that escaped his chest and filled the room. You started pumping your finger in and out, feeling him open up around you. Occasional whimpers passed Noah’s lips. “P-Please miss,” he begged. “M-More. Need more, please.”

“Only because you asked so nicely,” you hummed. You slipped a second finger in and pumped them a little faster, curling them into his prostate as they moved. 

His moans got louder and more high pitched each time you even so much as grazed his prostate. Profanities tumbled from his lips as his body started to shake from the overwhelming pleasure that still wasn’t quite enough to get him where he needed to go. You plunged your two fingers in as deep as they would go, curling and uncurling them as fast as you could. His legs started to shake as he grabbed fistfuls of the bed sheets. “F-F-uck!” he moaned, voice cracking. “S-so good, Miss! Gonna- fuck- g-gonna cum! P-Please can I cum?” He was nearly screaming at this point, voice cracking every other word. 

You sped up once more. “My little slut is gonna cum untouched?” you asked through gritted teeth. “Go ahead, show me much how much of a fucking slut you are, puppy.” 

With just a few more curls of your fingers, his body began to violently shake with the intensity of his orgasm. Loud, breathy moans and grunts bounced off the walls as he coated the sheets in ribbons of white, sticky release. Yet, he didn’t soften. Instead, he caught his breath and looked back at you through lidded eyes, “Please fuck me, miss.” he whimpered, voice hoarse. 

You smeared lube onto the strap and then lined up. You looked down at his hole and harshly spit on it before pushing inside. He let out a long groan as you bottomed out. You let him adjust for a moment before you started to thrust, slowly building your pace and intensity until you were quickly pounding into him. The tip of the strap slammed against his prostate with each thrust. 

Noah started to push back onto the strap, greedily chasing all of the pleasure that he could. His moans were loud, voicing cracking and quivering. “Fuckfuckfuckfuck,” he sobbed, tears streaming down his face at the intense pleasure he was feeling. 

You brought your hand up and slapped it down on his ass, receiving another loud moan in return. “Yeah, you love that don’t you puppy?” you grunted. “You just love being full of my cock.”

“Y-Yes Miss!” he sobbed, “L-Love your cock! F-Feels so good!” 

“Taking me so fucking well,” you groaned, reaching forward and grabbing a fistful of his hair and tugging with each thrust. 

“A-Ah fuck! G-Gonna-ah - gonna cum. Pl-ease can I cum, Miss?”

“Cum for me, baby. Cum on my fat cock.” 

With that, he was exploding his sticky release all over himself and the sheets for a second time. He collapsed into the pool of his own cum once you pulled out of him, panting. “Thank you.” he whispered. “Thank you so much.” 

#bad omens fanfiction #noah sebastian fanfiction #noah sebastian fic #noah sebastian smut #i’m going to hell #sinkingteethinwhitenoise #not proofread

[lin-manuel-samantha]

Aggressively headcanon this to be what he’s ike without his coat.

#alastor #hazbin hotel #alastor with ponytail #alastor with a tail #Alastor in corset #Alastor in harness #I’m going to hell