#i’m asking the real questions

[finchers-ipad]

#these are the most common things i see on here so i thought i would survey #i’m asking the real questions #me personally i see him as a lot of these but hes so dog coded in my eyes #fight club #the narrator #fight club 1999 #edward norton #my polls

[magic-swords]

The Ten Men in TMBS have always been fantastic villains and their thematics are amazing but I especially love that the book never really explains WHY they’re all business themed. Did Mr. Curtain require it? Or did they decide upon it themselves? Were they just a group of mercenaries who were like “let’s keep a theme, fellas” and Mr. Curtain just happened to hire them? Heck if I know.

But if I do know one thing, it slaps

#TMBS #mysterious benedict society #where in the world was i going with this idk #the insane ramblings of someone who’s been obsessed with these books for like 10 years #i’m asking the REAL questions #did they commission curtain to make them more business themed weapons #or did curtain make the weapons first #i bet he told them something like ‘i won’t be caught in the presence of people who look UNPROFESSIONAL #so you’re business themed’ or like #idk

[allieisacrybaby]

#i’m asking the real questions #greta van fleet #gvf #danny wagner #daniel wagner #danielrwagner #danny gvf #josh kiszka #joshua kiszka #joshmkiszka #josh gvf #jake kiszka #jacob kiszka #jaketkiszka #jake gvf #sammy kiszka #sam kiszka #samuel kiszka #samfkiszka #sammy gvf #poll

[melodygatesauthor]

Ok I have a question for science.

Who has a bigger dick. Kylo Ren or Poe Dameron. I asked two if my mutuals already and one said Kylo the other said Poe. I need to know, it’s very important and this will be accepted in my mind as canon. It may or may not have to do with my February One-Shot challenge and a threesome between the 2 + Reader.

#poe dameron #kylo ren #Star Wars #I’m asking the real questions #don’t come for me #this is important #seriously

[the-real-bruce-banner]

#death in paradise #camille bordey #richard poole #DIP #otp: you have me #I’m asking the real questions #😂

[picardsbaldhead]

vulcan dolly parton

#i’m asking the real questions

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

if Foul Legacy has toebeans and you poke them do they go squish

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #gi ajax #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #genshin tartagalia #i’m asking the REAL questions #also does he mrrp in surprise #the people need ANSWERS #y’all tumblr is so laggy on my phone #like DUDE COME ON this post is the size of a GRAPE #i had to restart it at least twice because my phone just froze #and this is why I use my computer #wifi's brainrot #morning call

[tremblearchive]

ok but. Who does quarry verse dustin kiss during truth or dare

#I’m asking the REAL questions #& ㅤ * ㅤ maybe i’m not ; all that you thought ㅤ ╰ ㅤ ♡ ㅤ out.

[pokesaur16]

Why do raccoons look like fat ferrets

#I’m asking the real questions #My hubris is getting very strike downable

[dubiiety]

( who’s gonna write with my Captain Hook tho )

#I’m asking the real questions #( ooc // mobile )

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

By the time cars were invented, Jonah Magnus was already well into the body hopping game, which raises the question: has he ever actually learn to drive? Did this man sit through driver’s ed? Or has he just been getting out of legal repercussions for his shit driving by telling the cops everything he knows about their deepest darkest secrets every time he gets pulled over?

#the magnus archives #tma #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #tma spoilers #au in which real elias is alive in there because Jonah needs someone who can tell him what the road signs mean #poor man is forced to spend the rest of his days as a literal backseat driver for a pseudo-immortal douchebag #perish the thought #I’m sure someone has already asked this question by now but I can’t stop thinking about it #some people have pointed out that he would ride the tube which makes sense too. #btw this post is 100% inspired by how much I used to fear for my LIFE any time i was in a car while my grandpa was driving #genuinely terrifying experience grandpa stop it please quit turning your entire body around to talk to me while I’m sitting in the back sea #why are you driving with one foot for the pedal the other foot for the brake one hand on the steering wheel and NO EYES ON THE ROAD

[oddly-casual]

Fiona and Cake spoilers seriously

(Something I noticed abt Betty and Simons relationship)

I love Betty and Simon’s relationship, I think their back story is so cute and romantic and all that lovely stuff don’t get me wrong.

But there’s this under tone of Betty constantly giving things up for Simon and we don’t really talk about it a lot???

Like, Betty let Simon have his moment with the artifact and the pubic, she also doesn’t go to her trip in favor of going on an expedition with Simon. Then when she goes to leave again she stays for Simon.

Even Fiona is like “you went with her on the bus?” And Simon just looks all confused like “what? No, why would I do that?” Like- hello???

Then after that she gave up her entire life and mind to get Simon back to the point where she literally says “I don’t know who I am without him anymore.” And that just sucks! Since the beginning Betty has been the one giving up the most, her mind, her own possible career, and it’s a story of love of course and it’s very sweet but it’s also a story of sacrifice.

Their love wasn’t a perfect solution, it was already sort of imbalanced when it started and I lowkey love how we see those cracks even before they’re together.

Again, I love their relationship and I think it’s sweet. I just think we should talk about Betty’s side more, especially when she tells a story of what most women do in relationships, sacrifice.

#fiona and cake spoilers #fiona and cake #simon petrikov #betty grof #It made itself really apparent in these newest episodes and I couldn’t stop thinking abt it #like Betty idolized Simon before they formally met so of course she was gonna drop everything to go on that expedition with him #but it was more after that too like she was going to leave to study in Australia but Simon stopped her #and Betty’s a grown woman she can make her own decisions #but even Betty’s friend was like ‘don’t make her miss the bus!’ because Betty had a real opportunity to do something else #and maybe It’s that true love trumps all or what ever but the way they frame it in the show feels weird to me #like Why have Fiona ask if Simon got on the bus with Betty if it wasn’t important??? #the way Simon responds feels weird too he responds like Fiona doesn’t make sense when asking that question #BUT ITS VALID Like why wouldn’t you encourage Betty to go off and maybe start her own career?? #or just go with her?? like she gave up stuff to go on your exhibition why wouldn’t you return the favor??? #and obviously Simon doesn’t do this on purpose I’m not saying he did #he didn’t guilt trip or force Betty or even ask her to give up these things to be with him Betty did all that on her own #i think it’s just interesting the way the show frames their relationship #like Betty gives up a lot to be with Simon in Fiona and Cake and in adventure time too #but she idolizes Simon and after Simon becomes IK she’s chasing after the man he used to be #meanwhile everyone learns to live with who IK is now it was just Betty who was clinging to Simon the whole way through #obviously they love each other and respect each other but I think Betty idolizing Simon didn’t just stay when they were kids #or college students or what ever it keto’s going even when the world ended and Simon became Ice King #this is was so much more than I planned on writing-

[voxsremotec0ck]

Do you guys think Vox is able to eat pussy or is his head too wide??🤔

#i’m asking the real questions here #hazbin vox x reader #vox x reader #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel #ᯤ rambles

[youngerfrankenstein]

Now that I’ve seen four different Transformers cartoons I thought it might be fun to rank the mainstays.

It’s been an interesting (and frustrating) experience! I’ll probably watch CyberVerse at some point, and possibly 2015’s Robots in Disguise, so I might update at some future point.

As for the ranking of the shows themselves

#Transformers #Maccadam #TFA #TFP #TFES #Frare watches the silly robot show #G1 #I also have ultimately decided I don’t have any real interest in the IDW comics #(Besides Thundercracker getting a dog) #But the Skybound ones look interesting? #In the “interesting scenes and concepts with a bunch of pointless shock value shit” #Like Invincible now that I think of it #Which makes sense #Anyway feel free to ask questions I’m very lonely #Long post

[palipunk]

#Spider-Man #i’m asking the real questions here #Eddie Brock #the spot #across the spiderverse #venom #spiderman

[campbyler]

re: derek and will

we see a lot of people screaming crying and throwing up over these two since the timeline went up, and while we don’t want to spoil anything too heavily, we do think it’s important to clarify the following:

derek is older than will by 10 months and a grade above him. there’s nothing predatory or skeevey or inappropriate about their relationship. they meet in a shared art class in high school. they start dating when will is 16 and derek is 17, will turns 17 during their relationship, and derek turns 18 before they ultimately break up. we promise there’s no power imbalance and will is completely fine outside of being upset that a relationship he was in ended. he won’t appear in acswy and will is doing good 💛

we love seeing y’all make theories and we love to mess with y’all, but it was important to nip this one in the bud before it got too out of hand. we have a whole universe we’ve built and it’s important to make references to their past — that said, the companion fics are not our priority, and ultimately, the derek/will drama is not important to acswy, our current focus. all will be revealed eventually, but please be patient, because we’d rather you learn the story from ao3 than our askbox on tumblr :)

#like i know you guys are nervous abt angst but we have said it before and will say it a million more times: #ACSWY IS NOT THAT ANGSTY. LIKE ACTUALLY AND FOR REAL AND WE SWEAR ON WALTER. IT’S JUST NOT!!! #their past is a little angsty! but not enough that they aren’t Friends so it’s fine. #i won’t talk about the future not because i’m being coy but bc IT’S A SPOILERRRR #I KNOW ITS HARD BUT BE PATIENT PLS #that’s all! #we will try to answer any clarifying questions that do not ask for spoilers but this is literally rly all you need to know rn #acswy reference #<- just for tagging purposes