#i’m a dog person

[sharpesjoy]

I FINALLY HAVE POLLS so important question for my beloved mutuals,

#very important poll #em talks #polls #i’m a dog person

[thedoublepp]

hi on a scale of 1 (dog person) to 10 (cat person), where are you?

Oh anon like a 2 or 3 lol, I am very solidly a dog person. My affection for cats is on a strict cat by cat basis, but I’m weak for almost every single dog I meet

#asks #I’m a dog person #until death #and whatever comes after

[queer-is-future]

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

#personal rant lol #like saying queer or gay is so much easier sometimes #if I say anything else sometimes I get the confused dog head tilt and I’m just like ok ok I’m gay #lgbtq community #lgbtqia #demisexual #non binary #sapphic #lgbtqia+ #queer #panromantic

[vampireonastick]

The “for once” is so fucking funny.

Sigma has known Dazai 5 minutes and in his mind that’s 5 minutes too long.

#imagine being so annoying in your first ever interaction with a person they start tossing around phrases that imply they’ve known you years #one interaction and Sigma KNOWS Dazai is like this all the time #I’m cackaling #dazai bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #sigma bsd

[bread-that-draws]

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you

#‘Flowey would listen to i bet on losing dogs by Mitski and cry until he throws up and Chara calls him cringe from beyond the grave’ #-me to my friend when I ranted about this last night #he has me so fucked up like oh my god #how is the best character a fucking talking flower #I love undertale’s writing so much like it’s mastered minimal evidence giving away the biggest parts of characters #i can analyze him i can study him under a microscope #i can put him in a terrarium with a sticky note that says gay baby jail you know #he has me SO fucked up #flowey #flowey the flower #asriel #asriel dreemurr #I’m talking about flowey btw not asriel i know they’re the same person but not to me #like how i consider little baby me and fucked up 13 year old me different people #asriel sits on the playground and cries when nobody wants to play warrior cats with him #and flowey sits in the back of classrooms and answers ‘life is MEANINGLESS’ to every question #not speaking from experience ofc (im lying) #love my edgy flower *puts a magnifying glass up to him and notes how fucked up he is* #i think more characters need to be fucked up beyond repair #undertale #utdr #character analysis

[shima-draws]

Hey. Hey you know what would be cool and fun. First post of 2024. 1000 notes. We can do it. Yeah? Yeah??

Take a picture of my dog as an incentive

#Dogs #Chihuahua #Cute dog #Dog #If every person who follows me likes and reblogs this we could hit 1k EASY. No problemo. #Also look at her. Look at my baby girl. Give her the love and appreciation she deserves #You no like the post? Oh! Jail for followers! Jail for followers for one thousand years!! #Also if you look to the right you can see my other dog lying right by my leg lol #IDK I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN. ANYWAY. #Happy New Year everyone <3333 I’m still sick but tbh it hasn’t been that bad #Compared to the stomach bug I had two weeks ago Covid is feeling like a cakewalk tbh. #Shima speaks

[popcornucopia]

Stop showing me your cat on tumblr blaze show me your dog instead

#I’m a dog person #the obvious exceptions are black cats and hairless cats #otherwise show me your doggy

[petitesmafia]

Chuuya is on his way!! (inspired by this tweet)

#enartchive #nakahara chuuya #bungou stray dogs #he is coming to the rescue!!!! #I’ve noticed that I love clean lines but I cannot do them myself #like I started using a hard pen in hopes of making it neat and tidy but gave it up halfway #I like doing messier lines methinks #this is why I’m not a lineart person EVER

[suburbansuns]

me & my dog by boygenius (2018) // letter to an old poet by boygenius (2023)

#had to take a break from work and cry for 15min when i heard this #what a fucked up thing for them to do to me personally #i’m so grateful #truly tho i played me & my dog so often when i was in the depths of my ed and recovery has been hard but this made it worth it #me & my dog #letter to an old poet #boygenius #lucy dacus #julien baker #phoebe bridgers #the record #lyrics #a: phoebe bridgers #a: boygenius #a: lucy dacus

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

I NEED TO BE SEDATED

#THE PERSON ATSUSHI NEEDS BY HIS SIDE THE MOST!!!! #RRADAGAJSGSJAGHH #I’m fine #im fine I’m fine im being so cool and normal about this #bsd #bungo stray dogs #sskk #shin soukoku #atsushi nakajima #akutagawa ryuunosuke #interview is from popopretty on twt

[sableeira]

whoever edited that bsd official art to make it look like chuuya is holding onto dazai’s arm will be put on trial for irrevocably changing my brain chemistry and making me so much worse

the original and the edit in question. this artwork really makes me crave a mid to late 19th century historical au where Chuuya is a swordsman struggling with changes to his job due to the meiji restoration and with Dazai as a detective/private investigator who hires Chuuya as his bodyguard when a seemingly harmless investigation turns dangerous. they kind of hate each other (as per usual) but Chuuya needs the job and Dazai, while he proclaims to dislike chuuya, is also very smitten with chuuya’s fighting style and temper (as per usual).

#also the person who edited that bsd dead apple official art to make it look like they are holding hands will be put in jail without a trial #the red ribbon tangled around their intertwined hands 😵‍💫 #<- does that person know the impact and damage that edit did to society? #oh yeah btw I’m not sure if the clothes fit mid - late 19th century but those decades make for a cool setting #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #soukoku #skk #bsd dazai #chuuya nakahara #osamu dazai #bsd chuuya #my art #bsd #I need more skk historical aus :( if I had the time and a solid story idea (more than just the vibes) I would write this #although I feel like I wouldn’t be able to do that setting justice with my current knowledge about mid to late 19th century japan #I finished this one a month ago and just didn’t post it because there was stuff that I wasn’t happy with (finally managed to fix them lol)

[heartstopperthoughts]

Nellie GROWLING when David walks in the room.

#I’m not a dog person #but I would die for nellie #heartstopper #heartstopper tv #heartstopper s2 #heartstopper season 2 #nick and charlie #nick nelson #charlie spring #nellie nelson

[saltair-and-webweaves]

i get mean when i’m nervous like a bad dog

Unknown/@papayajuan2019/a hero of our time - mikhail lermontov/poor things (2023)/ @sarakleijn/venetta octavia/ @papayajuan2019/@ https.c0rps3 on instagram/cop car - mitski

#Lilly’s weaves #web weaving #web weave #parallels #poetry #poetry parallels #book quotes #quotes #poor things #Mitski #cop car #feminine rage #girlblogging #this is what makes us girls #anger issues #cruelty #bad dog aesthetic #that should be a thing tbh #i’m a bad person

[muttsandmustelidae]

i’m bored and wanna hear people talk about their favorite dogs so..

Dogblr, what are the top 5 breeds you are currently most interested in owning? Doesn’t have to be in any particular order! I’ll go first:

1.) Boykin Spaniel

2.) Field Spaniel

3.) Bracco Italiano

4.) English Cocker Spaniel

5.) Working Clumber Spaniel

Bonus points if you add why these particular breeds appeal to you!

#dogblr #dogblr game #can you tell i’m a spaniel person #Bracco managed to worm its way into top 3 tho. man they’re cool dogs. #honorable mentions: Beagle - Coonhound - Havanese #oh and Gordon + English Setters #hell i should’ve done top 10. oh well

[poorslaindoll]

So I heard we were redesigning the Scooby gang for funsies. And character design is my passion so… Have this college au!

I honestly think that Velma would be the only one who’s actually a criminal justice major or going to school for a similar field, but I also think she’d minor in like robotics or something. She’s got a full scholarship bc she’s like a super genius or something.

Daphne is a fashion design major but dabbles in a few other things when she isn’t doing mystery stuff with the gang. I’ve always seen her as a jack of all trades type who can pick up skills p easily tbh. She’s just girlboss like that. Also the fact that Shaggy wears socks and sandals drives her nuts.

Fred is a theater kid and if you think otherwise you’re wrong. Idk much about theater majors but I think he’d focus more on the technical side of things, but he’s still a pretty good actor.

Shaggy just seems like they’d be the type to be a culinary arts major bc y’know… food. He’s also on the college track team bc that also makes sense to me. And Scooby is their emotional support dog. Anxiety service dog??? (I’m not all that familiar with the terms and what is considered like a service animal or not so I’m so sorry if that’s not correct.) Also baggy clothes to hold all the snacks.

I imagine that the gang is still solving little mysteries while in school since chaotic stuff just gravitates to them via the power of being main characters, but I also think it would be fun to have like an overarching mystery as well. And I think it would include the gang noticing that despite the normal lifespan of a dog, Scooby doesn’t seem to be getting any older…

#scooby doo #scooby doo fanart #insert suspenseful music here #velma dinkley #daphne blake #fred jones #shaggy rogers #scooby doo college au #vitiligo #also I headcannon velma as half black half hispanic #daphne and freddy are like just a huge european mix idk #and shaggy is mexican for personal reasons lmao #and scooby is allegedly a great dane #but there’s something mysterious about him #ngl I mostly thought up the he isn’t getting any older part bc the thought of the gang having to watch scooby get old and die #is way too fucking painful to think about #so I’m not doing that #also disclaimer yes I just mostly traced a picture of scooby #I can’t draw dogs okay? #at least I’m honest about it #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #character design

[pumpkinsouppe]

The funny thing about playing botw and Totk is I don’t hate or scorn the Yiga at all. I actually think they’re so well within their rights to be super bitter and angry bc of what the king of Hyrule did to the Sheikah over 10k years ago. I need Kohga to know I am also anti monarchy and we should talk to Zelda about establishing a democracy or at least not giving absolute rule to the Hylian monarch. We should also let the yiga be members of society again and not continue to outcast them when they were actually again SO RIGHT to oppose the crown and refuse to be subdued and have their culture and technology destroyed

Ocarina of Time made me such a Hylian Royal Family and Royal Knights of Hyrule hater hjdgnlsdjnfjlsd

#like I love you Zelda but please abolish the monarchy immediately there’s better ways to rule than giving one person ultimate ruling power #that led to the Sheikah being used as dogs over and over in history and we should put in protections to prevent that from happening again #I think Zelda is a great leader and I’m so sure that the people of Hyrule would absolutely vote her to lead the country #but again it’s like… look at why the hylians have done to the Sheikah over and over like this shouldn’t happen again 😭 #I get so worked up over this fjkdojfdwkon it’s bc I’m sheik and OOT impa’s no 1 fan #okay that’s enough ranting 💀 #tloz #totk #souppe blurb #zelda souppe blurb