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#i’m SORRY
iiflywithmeii · 2 days
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i can’t do this i can’t do this i can’t do this
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superbeans89 · 2 days
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They didn’t even try to make these sound appetising.
‘Shut up and eat your cubes’ :/
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depress03xpress0 · 2 days
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The Only Fanart I Shall Ever Make
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sad-emo-dip-dye · 1 day
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He’s so pretty but unfortunately I cannot unsee the dead anime mom side hairstyle
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alitteraladhdmess · 2 days
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Mystic Yoda Jesus
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its-been-rose · 2 days
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Currently chewing on the corner of my desk
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blueautumngrave · 2 days
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Gonna call Patrick sugar so he’ll go down on me
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saint-miroir · 2 days
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Me walking into work:
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My headphones:
youtube
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messylustt · 7 months
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the hottest thing a man can do is tilt his head and say ‘yeah?’ —like no need to be a slut, calm down.
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iiflywithmeii · 2 days
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i wanna call someone
i need to call someone
the thoughts won’t fucking stop
i have fucking no one
i’m actually going to kill myself
i’m finally gonna fucking do it
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justaz · 4 months
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country bumpkin merlin not knowing anything about city life and accidentally courting arthur without knowing
merlin, watching gwen give lancelot her favor: why do you do that
gwen, heart eyes at lance and not paying that much attention to the conversation: so he knows i’m rooting for him
merlin, with an Idea: ah.
gwaine, lover of chaos, pisser offer of nobles and royals alike, ultimate wingman: merlin…you have such lonely lips. shall i introduce them to mine?
merlin, unaware of the game gwaine is playing: so you can steal my breath away? i think not, scoundrel
arthur, crushing his goblet in his hand:
merlin: arthur’s been in a bad mood recently :( i should cheer him up
merlin, remembering when arthur was put out when merlin brought morgana flowers and not him: i know just the thing
merlin, bringing a bouquet of carnations, roses, and tulips and setting them on arthur’s table while he’s eating breakfast: good morning, sire
arthur, trained on flower language in hopes that one day when he was to take a queen he could woo her easily, trying not to audibly choke on his sausage as he reads merlin’s declaration of love sitting in front of him:
arthur, who recently found out about merlin’s magic and was trying to find a way to bring it up, catching him in the act and watching merlin panic to explain himself:
merlin, Freaking: and i swear to you arthur, i have only ever used it for you. my magic is yours. my life is yours. i am yours. i would never do anything to harm you. i have protected you for years and will continue to do so at your side if you’ll have me
arthur, already believing them to be courting, desperately trying to figure out if that was a proposal for marriage or not but tired of being confused and deciding fuck it: here.
merlin, taking it: i…uh…huh?
arthur, watching merlin with hawk eyes and trying to figure out what he’s thinking and feeling: it’s my mothers sigil
merlin, confused as FUCK but is focusing on the fact that arthur is handing him something of his mother rather than a death sentence: my…my lord?
arthur, realizing how scared merlin’s must be about him finding out about his magic and trying to comfort him while also proposing, killing two birds with one stone: i will always keep you at my side, merlin, so long as we both shall live. if you’ll allow me.
merlin, almost collapsing with relief and tearing up, smiling at arthur as if he had parted the storm clouds to allow sun to shine down on them in that moment: of course…of course, arthur. always and forever.
merlin, watching the castle staff rush this way and that: wow. this banquet must be incredibly important
sir leon the long suffering, day one ride or die, one of the original merthur shippers: banquet? merlin, this is for your wedding
merlin, overworked and exhausted: my WHAT? to WHO??
leon, regretting everything he’s ever done in his life that led him to this moment: to…arthur?
merlin, over joyed but also absolutely befuddled: i’m getting married to ARTHUR?????
leon: you two have been courting for the past year or so, have you not?
merlin: i’ve been COURTING ARTHUR?????? FOR A YEAR?????????
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cinnamontoads · 9 months
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i know they’re having crazy 1999 green tinted dead end job office sex
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yooo-lets-go · 11 months
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Oooh how do Ghost and Soap get together in your stories???
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Smooth operator
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arcade-conspiracy · 2 months
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what is that? it’s the unknown!
🪞 🍫 🎭
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punkrock-bottom · 2 years
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