" so don't yell at me if i suck " x
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listen listen I think Tim and Sasha should be in their 40s. And then you just have this obviously 20 something year old who's now THEIR BOSS claiming is 38 as if they can't spot a fresh out of college baby a mile away
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Crying Lightning Dimitri for the palette asks? cuz he can learn lightning spells iirc
mityas :-) also JUST realized i misread dimilix in the third ask as dimitri. so that one's getting a round two
(i'm taking colour palette requests!)
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if you've been here a while you know i have a bunch of AUs with the premise "kid!karin gets her ass out of grass, usually semi-accidentally, sometimes being basically kidnapped." and i think "minakushi survive and take karin in as their own" is the BEST possible outcome for her (besides AUs where her mom also survives but her mom isn't a real character so i always have her already dead). and for the minakushi AUs i have, i think they all center around karin being in konoha for the chunin exams and minato being like "haha, you're not getting her back :)" but the much FUNNIER option is
minato: (teleports into karin's living room) hi uh no time to talk but my wife knew your mom and
karin, who pays attention in class: the hokage???
minato: (grabs her and teleports away)
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Diego's secret pride and shame.
Ok this has been in my brain for a while and I have literally no other excuse than that, I regret nothing!
Diego's S2 JFK obsession arc was simultaneously one of the funniest and most infuriating things I've ever watched, which I imagine is how most of the Hargreeves felt at the time.
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looking for umbrella academy fics is like okay do i wanna see five relax and have a nice time, maybe go for a walk, get a dog, or do i wanna see klaus being stupidly overpowered with his unkillable ghost army and his levitation and his telekinesis that's powerful enough to literally single-handedly save the world but only works when he's not wearing shoes for some reason and his complete inability to die or be killed permanently because god is a little girl on a bike who doesn't like him very much but that might be a lie and he can just do whatever he wants and she can't stop him because he has domain over the dead and his invisible spy network of friendly ghosts who love to gossip and tell him everything and his distinctly separate clairvoyance that just lets him know everything including future events that haven't happened yet and his struggle with maintaining control when possessed by distinctly unfriendly ghosts trying to kill his family and
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I feel like you should know I just found your post about the Nureyev Legos (the orchids) on Pinterest. Congrats you’ve broken containment
I feel truly honored to be funny enough to be reposted on pinterest with a tumblr post. I think there should be some kind of trophy I recieve for this achievement
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“A Promise” - Matt POV from Chapter 11 of The Red Thread
The Library of Pastaxandria has recorded for its shelves: a Matt POV from Chapter 11 of The Red Thread.
Ship: Matt Murdock x F!Reader
Chapter Summary:
You stilled the moment his fingertips brushed tenderly against your cheek, so very gentle, affection layered over blood and earth and hurt. And god, your skin was so terribly dry and cold, the beat of your heart uneven as it struggled to pump blood through your body, but he could feel you react to him, the barest parting of your lips as you dragged in a startled breath. He didn’t want to startle you further or risk you fighting him, so he let his voice drop into a whisper, soft as the brush of a feather.
“It’s me. I’m here.”
Wordcount: 760 words
Warnings for this chapter: blood
Read me on AO3 because that’s where penguins hang out
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i'm a what now
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anyone that ever thought i was crazy for doing this pmv full color: i am two files from fully drawn. i. oughh. i've planned a rough schedule around my job and i am tentatively planning to post on friday 3/1. i can feel it in my BONES im so close to done
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also I need to talk about it cause I have the need to talk about everything cause I can't shut my mouth about hyperfixation.
✨‼️LILA HARGREEVES ‼️✨
(for looks good as hell)
also she's wearing the handler's boots - nice little touch I see you netflix.
so I wonder if she just changed it or if they actually got married? wonder if we'll see any snippets of the potential wedding?
anyone that's all I wanted to say thank you 👋
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I JUST SUCCESSFULLY PULLED INFO FROM MY TEST DATABASE INTO MY PROGRAM IT WORKED IT ONLY TOOK ME A WEEK OF FIGURING OUT THE FUCKING PERMISSIONS AND PATHS AND CONNECTORS I DID IT I AM BASICALLY A GOD
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I DID IT. HEL GETS HER CONFESSION. HE REALIZES HE'S IN LOVE WITH HER ALL ON HIS OWN.
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my new audio drama
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I think it's important that you know that your c!michael posting has caused me on many occasions to forget that the pig ever existed
i’m framing this ask on my wall. years of hard, hard work and effort……. they’re finally paying off…….
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