#i wish i was lying

[maladaptivedaydreams-world]

The Batkids as ways my family have injured themselves, inspired by breaking my ankle a few days ago, only a week after my brother cut himself up on his skateboard:

Dick: broke his ankle and leg doing tricks on trampoline to impress the kid he was baby sitting. (It was a cool trick i swear but it wasn't worth 9 hours in the ER on Christmas Eve)

Tim: modified an electric skateboard and turned off speed limiter, was going way to fast when he caught air on a hill, ended up with 3rd degree burns on back and arm from the road and grazes on legs, arms and back.

Damian: put his arm through a window trying to murder his older brother. Forgot how many stiches maybe he shouldnt have been trying to murder his brother.

Jason: gave his little brother a pocket knife as a present. Got stabbed in the back over a rock, needed 6 stitches.

Steph: Broke their arm racing the others down a massive hill on childrens sit and scoot toys. (Look it up and tell me my family lacks critical thinking when you see it)

Cass: third degree burns on her feet when sparkler bomb they made using a coke can an spaklers exploded too close to her. (We put gun powder in it because we thought it would look cooler, unfortunately for my little sister)

Duke: found a rope tied up in a warehouse so him and his siblings where taking turns swinging from one pile of boxes to another, the rope snapped and he broke his ribs.

#batfam #batfamily #batman #tim drake #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #red robin #damian wayne #stephanie brown #dc comics #funny #cassandra cain #i wish i was lying #but most of these actually hurt a lot #0/10 would not recommend

[castielsbees]

I cannot make this shit up oh my god.

so I was just at my best friend's house for a nice little cozy movie night together and we watched the austin butler elvis movie again (its so. good!!!) and as i'm driving home, i'm listening to a best of elvis playlist on spotify. I look at the time and no less than a SECOND after it turns. it turns midnight it turns nov. mmm it turns november fifth. can't help falling in love begins to play.

i almost crashed my car

anyways happy november 5th hellers

#i wish i was lying #it's a cruel cruel world #this is poetic irony if i ever saw it #god is laughing at me. #destiel #deancas #dean winchester #castiel #elvis #twist and shout #i can dig elvis #november fifth #november 5 #november 5th 2020

[witski]

y’all moved on….im still here

#i wish i was lying #waantul #2nd pic they look like they’re about to fight asjdksjs #between us #i found these on twitter #plagued by visions

[lostlosersclub]

i love summer break but i hate summer

both dreading and craving for summer

#where i live our usual summer temp is 115 or higher #i wish i was lying #nico hates summer #nicochatter

[piosplayhouse]

Yasusada posting . He's one of my original blorbos and there is something SO wrong with him

#touken ranbu #tkrb #no the last pic isnt a lie he did actually leave work for a month to go watch his boyfriend die of tuberculosis a second time #and then he comes back dressed like a tuberculosis patient #i wish i was lying #yamatonokami yasusada

[davexd]

Smash, next question.

#Dbd #dead by daylight #I wish I was lying #I want him

[pink-carnelian]

I know it’s a shitty product of its time but genuinely how was I, age 12, supposed to react to scenes like this

Something shifted in my brain chemistry

#cj #i wish i was lying #sixteen candles #I didn’t give a fuck abt the main romance #bc THIS was the hottest thing ever to my adolescent mind

[sillypelagicredcrab]

-I want to be able to help you.

-How are you going to do that?

-However you’ll let me.

#círdan coberell #rowan desai #dnd ocs #rowdan #the swordfish #art #hot springs #rowan gets out of the pool and leaves immediately #then dies #this is all canon #i wish i was lying

[adventurousblur]

ive already had someone ask abt it so im exposing myself here and now

they all don't know ive been writing on the internet since i was 5

#ooc ✰ . . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐆𝐒 ࿐ྂ #I wish I was lying #I REALLY wish I was lying

[konigceo]

i'm afraid i've contracted a cough from mr. goon

#lala ⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ #that man #i'm not even joking #i got a cough right after i watched the new creepcast episode #i wish i was lying #i'm not #i'm very sick tbh #wendigoon #creepcast #i love creepcast tbh #real good podcast

[niymue]

does fig still think perry is hideous

i am so glad you asked because i specifically went in game to check for u and currently he's still clocking in as "basic looking", but then when he transforms into a werewolf ........

AND THEN IT GOES BACK DOWN TO BASIC LOOKING WHEN HE RETURNS TO HIS NORMAL FORM

#I WISH I WAS LYING #IM CRYING #THIS MAN CANNOT CATCH A BREAK #ask #perry #fig #g1 #this has to be in the gameplay tag idec #g2

[kwiwrites]

I like to think writing Finding Barty was just sort of a weird little fever dream I had because I wrote this SIXTY THOUSAND WORD fucking fic in less than a month in the middle of exam season while bullshitting most of the plot out as I went along. I'm not even joking. I didn't have a full plot outline until I was halfway through the fic. I didn't even know if barty was even going to be DEAD until I was 3/4ths done with it.

And don't even get me started on EDITING. I had to go back and edit this massive google document in like two days and I found so many errors and ripped almost my hair out multiple times because of grammar mistakes. I think I was ready to pass out by the day I actually posted it at midnight and then I encountered so much trouble with ao3 trying to post it (technical issues).

SO. Conclusion. Don't plan really plots real shitty like I did. And don't write 60k word one shots that really should be a multichapter in like three weeks in the middle of FUCKING EXAM SEASON and proceed to edit it in the span of a weekend. Bad idea.

#fanfiction #jegulus #fic: finding barty #regulus black #james potter #this makes it sound like i hated writing it #I didn't #I loved writing finding barty #it genuinely carried my mental health through exams #I wish I was lying #fb! jegulus have my HEART #marauders era

[knightobreath]

when i was like 11 i would hallucinate the fnaf animatronics in my bedroom at night. i was playing fnaf 4 irl and its just as bad as you're imagining

#i wish i was lying #i would specifically see the phantom animatronics #knightext

[theb1pan1c]

my writing on ao3:

Dream looks at George and sees a future with him, sees his entire life around the man who he met asking for help on a coding job. He remembers all the times they laughed together on discord and fought over the stupidest things.

the writing in my brain:

Gogy Wogy looks at his Dreamie with hearts in his eyes. He quivers with anticipation as his Dreamie stands over 7 feet from his petite body.

#mcyt #dream smp #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #dsmp #dnf #dreamnotfound #i wish i was lying #i literally thought of gogy wogy and dreamie being overly cringe #cluster fuck of my writing abilities #imagine i just wrote some crack ass fanfic of that #would anyone even read it lol #dnf ao3 #ao3 writer

[homoashell]

So sorry for this post, massive tmi

So... Something silly happened today. My friend M saw a video that said If you like rub the balls of your wrist for like five minutes youll… bust (for lack of better word.) and we didnt believe it would work so I did it to her and she was joking Like ooh it's working and then. It actually did. So um. I kind of jerked my friend off today.

#I wish I was lying #Eiduuc #Crazy

[adenomors]

i cant even lie about this guys what the fuck

#oh my god?? #omegaverse?? #am i living in a fucking omegaverse rn guys #holy shit #i wish i was lying #omega