#i will suck ur dick

[zorosdimples]

the way “good girl” goes right to my clit needs to be scientifically studied

#i keep my writing gn but every once in a while i have the urge to drop a good girl bc it frazzles me #me??????????? good??????????? ok i’ll suck ur dick #also……… ‘pretty baby’……….. it’s embarrassing but i LIKE IT #i have the world’s worst praise kink

[disgustinggf]

don't argue w me unless ur tryna fuck

#txt #i be like oh we r arguing? lemme suck ur dick

[donnatroyyyy]

Dick genuinely doesn’t have a favorite sibling, he’s like the parent that says “I love all my children equally” and you believe it, he actually loves them all equally. He’s been trying to convince them that for the last few years, they don’t believe him, so he does what he has to, he says it’s Steph and let’s her deal with it.

#someone tries to say ‘she isn’t even really ur sister’ and Steph chews them out #‘oh so u think just cuz we’re not blood related we can’t be siblings’ #‘oh so you’re calling me unimportant’ ‘oh so yourself saying all I am is a nuisance that hangs around you even though you don’t want me to’ #‘oh are you saying I’m a leech that’s sucking off of this family’s happiness and love’ #no one ever tries that again after that #so now whenever anyone brings it up all she has to say is ‘why wouldn’t I be his favorite? I’m funny #I’m pretty and I’m the best one here’ and no one can argue with that #so they just don’t #and Steph know she ain’t actually the fave she just lives for the drama #and dck is never bothered about it again #dc comics #comics #robin #batfam #dick grayson #bruce wayne #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #duke thomas #cassandra cain #stephanie brown

[codgod-moved]

i stole this joke from a fic i read on wattpad in 2016

#.jpg #qsmp #slimeriana #fliporiana #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp mariana #qsmpshipping #mcytshipping #suggestive #i think i out in far too much effort for how silly this is #*put #mariana looks different in every drawing but whatever #i don’t remember what the fic was btw #i just remember there was a part where one character was like ‘hey do you want me to suck ur dick later’ #and the other character just kinda sighed and went ‘yeah…’

[t4transsexual]

i think really the reason i have such a strong reaction to people who claim that they "hate men including trans men" is that pretty much all of them still have cis men in their lives. like they have cis male friends or cis male family they still positively associate with and cis male colleagues or theyre dating cis men but they DO NOT associate with trans men, theres not a single transmasc person in their circle or who feels comfortable with them because its obvious that they hold trans men to a higher standard than cis men, and its just like. youre not a misandrist at that point. youre just transphobic. like maybe youre not transmisogynistic and youre "just transmascphobic" but youre still transphobic and the lengths youre willing to go to accommodate the cis men in your life while accusing trans men of transitioning to get privilege over women and being "gender traitors" is disturbing

#also i dont respect the man hating of a woman who dates cis men btw #like if u 'hate all men' #and pull 'gender traitor' terf bullshit to trans men #and then to really drive that point home #you get on your knees to suck a mans dick #like ur not a 'based misandrist femcel' ur a transphobe #trans #transmasc #trans man #transmascphobia

[mysicklove]

whenever i see nanami, i turn into a discord kitten

#🔪 - mello talks too much #:3 #daddy nanami pls :3 #i will enjoy sucking ur dick :3 #unlike #yesterday #:33

[lilacevans]

#chris evans #chrisevans #chrisevansedit #evansedit #cevans #cevansedit #cevansgifs #chris evans gifs #chris evans gif #ransom drysdale #knives out #lila's ransom gifs #lila's gifs #i loves him #can i suck ur dick while you pretend to be bored #<- ignore me

[toji-bunny-girl]

#I had a moot who has a pretty big blog #and I kid you not #every single post of hers is abt either sucking dicks or fucking them #ik it’s her blog and I don’t rlly have the right to comment #but like how out of touch can you be #it’s feels so weird knowing that thousands of ppl are killed and ur sitting there posting abt these things #and not a single reblog abt gaza-israel #she could’ve spread more awareness abt a literal genocide and she still chose to tell everyone abt how good she’ll feel sucking dicks #makes me so pissed bro #gaza strip #gaza #gazaunderattack #save gaza #free palestine #palestine #from river to sea palestine will be free #israel #free gaza

[killa-trav]

have u ever thought about how i’m unhappy about the record being broken seb?? HAVE YOU??

#no cos can this man just stop interacting w max now #like he’s broken ur record stop talking to him #also like i wouldn’t want seb commentary on a race #i changed my mind too much rb dick sucking #i would love it if hanna or any of the kids didn’t like rb #would giggle n teehee

[infintyonhigh]

#smfs #smfs spoilers #not really but to be safe #it is to meeee mr avron i will suck ur dick i will also suck the dicks of anyone who gave patrick a job as a composer its so cinematic AAAA #dont wanna say too much in the tags but AAAAAAAAA

[lolitafushiguro]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST BADDEST DILF 😩🖤

#lolita talks #lolita laughs #tojiposting #toji fushiguro #toji fushiguro x reader #toji x reader #toji smut #toji thirst #toji fluff #i want to suck him off #suck his dick #suck his tiddies #kiss him all over #best way to end the year = toji's bday #i will let him rob me and fuck me all over #absolutely feral for this man #the most toxic i'll ever be is when i'm with him #tojiposting rots ur brain

[lemon-wedges]

..

#more otacon #but......umm..... #sorry for making it look like ur about to suck his dick i guess #aHAHAHAHAAH

[grace122]

i’m gonna cu-

#grace talks #holy fuck #i don’t even know #like #AHHHHH #grace is drooling #i need him so badly it hurts #sapnap smut #sapnap let me suck ur dick #please

[mrtequilasunset]

Man! I’ve got a crooked jaw that opens weird and does Odd things (Dentists hate me)

Anyways I wonder just how Harry’s condition would present since a lot of the symptoms that were mentioned in game are pretty similar to my Miscellaneous Jaw Problem but more severe. Mostly I wonder if it would be painful, especially in his inner ear if he tried to move his jaw to the less/non mobile side. Mine makes this horrible crunching noise when I do that so I’m quite curious about that. And if it’s difficult to eat. I’m a horrible eater when my jaw acts up. It’s silly but also. Ow. It’s painful and I tend to dribble a bit if I’m not careful. I figure Harry would have the same issue. Maybe he’d have to chew just on one side of his mouth.

Poor Harry. Such an obstacle when it comes to dick sucking 😔

Sorry for the largely pointless rambling and the oral sex joke!

I'm so sorry I missed this! I don't have a lot to add because I've just gotten home from a flight, but I really like this and I want other people to see it too.

#thank you for the insight genuinely #i might have more to say after i sleep but i can see harry having issues with eating because of his paralysis #chronic pain too #i really wanna explore his whole jaw deal more #disco elysium #harry du bois #also i liked the dick sucking joke bc ur right