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strangefable · 21 hours

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walton goggins is like if kermit was a human man, and baby, i am miss piggy

#walton goggins #you can blame skelly for this post #i am entirely feral over this man and not sorry about it #also i am right #this is the vibe #i will not be taking criticism

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aprill-99 · 1 year

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The best fictional friend groups are at their core comprised of:

1. A determined trauma bunny surviving on an unknowably proportioned mixture of heart eyes and denial/repressed trauma.

2. An unquestionable ride or die bestie operating on a never ending rollercoaster of total fear and unfounded optimism.

3. One anxiety riddled sarcasm wielding third party the other two tricked into holding the brain cell.

*****Optional Bonus Content******

4. A beam of sunshine who doesn’t know any better whom friend #3 is trying to lure in so they can catch a five minute break.

5. A streetwise genius bestie who should have known better. (Who followed one of the others with only mild, though constant, complaining).

6. A part-time/former antagonist who swears they are there against their will.

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7. A side character with immense cosmic power and knowledge (who is not present for at least 40% of the plot because Reasons Tm).

8. A guy who can drive.

Sometimes some combination ends up dating each other. A lot of the time, it looks like a questionably platonic polycule

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niiwa-angel · 5 days

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Carmilla really looked at Vaggie and went "is anybody going to adopt this depressed, feral exorcist?" And then stabbed anybody else who tried to anwser.

#Carmilla Carmine #hazbin vaggie #Vaggie #Hazbin Carmilla #Mother!Carmilla #Carmilla adopted Vaggie #I will not be taking criticism

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kanerallels · 3 months

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Here for your annual reminder that Tangled is the greatest Disney movie ever

#i will not be taking criticism #obviously you can disagree and that's okay!#but it's amazing #so there #tangled

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rulerofdumbassery · 2 months

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Vox and Alastor are sad rat men, just different genres.

Vox is a NYC subway rat. He's aggressive and will fight you for a pizza slice, or in his case, Alastor's attention.

Alastor is a bubonic plague rat. Polite on the surface, "minding his own business," but bringing death with him. He's just vibing the whole time, though.

#i will not be taking criticism #i am right and you know it #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #alastor

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serennn17 · 4 months

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Stede Bonnet is the flashy rich husband with a fancy job who drives an expensive shiny car and collects watches and jewelry and bespoke designer suits and Ed Teach is his spoiled rotten trophy wife husband whom he loves to buy beautiful things and who not-so-secretly loves to be paraded around as arm candy at galas and balls and work events and they live together in a house in the suburbs that has three guest rooms for when the crew their family comes to stay (which happens often) and they're just so happy and in love okay i think im done for now

#gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ed x stede #our flag means death #stede bonnet #ofmd blackbeard #edward teach #ed teach #modern au #imagine #do people still write imagines?#stede bonnet loves ed teach #ed teach loves stede bonnet #ed teach is a trophy wife #ed teach is genderfluid #i will not be taking criticism

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nrc-counselor · 1 year

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Characters who I know with all my soul who would seek out a chubby/fat significant other*: Leona, The Leech Twins, Rook, Malleus, Idia, Jamil, Epel, and dare I say it, Riddle. (Runners up are: Jack, Ruggie,Deuce, and Kalim)

*I am not saying these are the only people; they are just the ones that come to the top of my head when I first think about it whether that be based on vibe or personal headcanons. Ortho is excluded from this list for obvious reasons

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcanons #chubby reader #i will not be taking criticism #I will discuss these below #if asked #I feel like I am right #if your fav is not here it is not because you are wrong or anything like that #will I write these #maybe #hopefully i will not get death threats from this #twst mc #twisted wonderland x reader

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saffigon · 1 year

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straight queer beings are fucking awesome btw

#i will not be taking criticism #arohet #transhet #acehet #queerhet #straightbian #strayt

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clown-college-honor-roll · 8 months

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the venn diagram of people who ship Spy x Engineer and the people who ship Rarity x Applejack is a circle

#i will not be taking criticism #tf2 #spy tf2 #tf2 engie #engiespy #engineer tf2 #my little pony #tf2 memes #tf2 headcanons #team fortress 2 #felix txt.

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