#i watch tv or play video games which isnt as respectable.

[toytulini]

u know what actually im just gonna say it, those posts that are like "if you can read x long fictional fandom thing you can read y long non fiction political commentary or dry long book or book about incredibly heavy and hard topics uwu" annoy the shit out of me. like i get the point theyre trying to make, but like. the insinuation that you can read this thing bc youre able to read this other VERY DIFFERENT thing in this like grating, condescending tone just pisses me off. not even touching on the fact that i know i personally struggle to even work up the executive function to read Fun Fictional Things i WANT to get into, its like...a Thing, im pretty sure, in ADHD that it is significantly Harder to focus on smth you are not actively interested in and sometimes obsessed with. like. i could tear through an entire book series im obsessed with in like 2 weeks but i would cry for hours every night trying to accomplish math homework that "should" take like 10 minutes, or finish a book that was assigned reading that you Hate and Cannot maintain focus on. Like, no, being able to focus on and finish one thing doesnt actually mean that you can accomplish the same with another Very Different Thing of the same length.

And like, thats not to say that we should Only ever read fun lighthearted fiction things and not have to focus on learning important info, about history and politics and systemic oppression, but like, can yall find a way to talk about it with condescendingly acting like engaging with these two things is exactly the same and that ppl who engage w the fun lighthearted accessible fiction thing are choosing the fun thing out of malice? like idk just recognize that it does require a different energy and state of mind to engage with that sort of thing.

#toy txt post #like i can hyperfocus on certain interests and push through the slog of material that isnt accessible to me as someone not in that field of #study Sometimes on Some Topics that i know other ppl Absolutely would not be able to do. but i can keep trying and ramming my brain against #it even tho i struggle to undersrand bc im mega interested in it like that time that i just fucking. read that paper on coral metabolisms #for fun. sometimes i can activate an interest in smth and hyperfocus my way through the inaccessibility of the text or even just the topic! #but i cant always do that. and i cant do that for every topic. and so sometimes trying to read smth. even if its very important! is just #like. nothing. nothing is entering my brain no matter how hard i mash my head against this wall. if i dont take my adhd meds honestly tryin #to force myself to focus in that way will just straight up give me a headache and make me go to sleep. #idk just the vibes i get from those posts...same energy as all the adults who yelled at me as a child for not trying hard enough to focus o #things that hurt and were hard vs me reading books under my desk. and i honestly didnt even get it that bad as a kid bc so many of my #interests at the time that i got obsessed with was BOOKS. if i had been like that about video games or movies or even comics i know damn #well that it would have been seen as me actively being like. manipulative when i said that i struggled to focus on homework but then turned #around and was able to focus on playing a video game for 12 hrs! and i know that def now bc i struggle to read books these days and instead #i watch tv or play video games which isnt as respectable. #and like im not saying that we should all let ourselves get fully lost in fun fiction media with no criticisms of it etc okay like i #i know thats not good for any of us and its not helpful and can lead to some Damaging Discourse but god damn. try not to sound so... #'shame on you for not being able to force your brain to focus on hard things when you can so easily get your brain to focus on fun things' #i do not control the focus!! and even when i do it is with GREAT EFFORT to focus on things that havent just. caught me #idk just recognize that it takes more effort. and that sometimes the reason ppl arent engaging w that but they are w fun light things is co #all their mental energy is being expended on other things. and the fun thing doesnt take much

[black-beetle-daily]

What If..

Theres a way where some people get affected by Creepypasta 'Curse'. Like being into one of them.

[Dark Content.]

My drunked points:

First on those Curse. Curses are more like "become into a Demon/Monster/Ghost/Error/Entity..

Idk if this is a HC. Just Thinking.

Relate Life about the cursed. Literally they end badly. Like, if the true Creepypastas have a game when they can make copies in different/paralel Universes, choosing people, Can be just for fun, or evil issues.

What Weird Freaks and misterious entities want of Us? Why y happens..? Are they watching us?.. Where they come from?.

Symptoms, like a Devil Disease.

Isnt cool. Just imagine you would get "Ender Curse" . No funny. Your body will change, your face deleted. Mind, Thoughts, those black tentacles shouting up your back. Any of them, and youre just a lil human, weak, it kills and you feel it.

Offenderman Point: Sexual Life will rotten you. You're inside a custom. Weakly faster your body shocked and then your "human mind" just figure the atrozz acts youve made. Nobody loves freaks anyway.

Mistake. Ending like a Science Project. Doctors said that youre so pretty kind of necessary to do "it/that"/ , then they fucked your Life as worst could happen.

Other Entities: Dimensional Freaks. Someone is watching the TV. Little hostage, you Dont know the hands of Him is satisfied by a Show he invented. Laughing. You're the clown tonight.

Rake Point: IDK where he could from.. But sees too sad be a lonely nonsensed monster. Humans like tonInvestigates and catch.

People having some Proxy stuff. Not by Slenderman. Things made by Toby, for example; you will understand what kind of pain he has. He wont needs you in the team, fuck u. Just get a littlebit "Living Dead".

I cant figure hows could be Smiledog curse.. Be sorrounded by a red Husky... Hm, maybe just.. Idk soeownf.

Laughing Jack? [Possibly you be the Witness of a lot of Children Murders by LJ. And Clownshitty].

Respecting Sally: See her.

Ben Drowned: Ok. I like a lot his Creepypasta and how at many ways you can.. Be a Video Game Ghost. So, you live somethings to finally ends inna way to "Play the Shit". Ben turns you like a Pawn. You're the Ben Drowned but just him has the "Control" by your acts like a Game Avatar. (In this, your Home/House/City/World is affected, turned into a Virtual Simulation. Infernal Loops. Bloody Ways to participate with your friends at Madness Tours.

Ben: Theres a Lot of players overhere. Wonder, what can u do with a new ruled enviro.

'Cria Cuervos' Points: I have to say i made the-HC-done Origin of him. This Entity usually stole or "vanish" Children, usually; Girls. "Nobody know where the children are or what he did. If he harms them, eats them. They, dissapeared after he cames at the room on night, looking them. Getting closer.. Showing his flaming eyes and Skully Distorted Face.

Maybe hes looking for Margaret.. but, shes gone. Where? [I have an idea about It on my HC.] — Whatever, you wont be a Scarecrow, but you can fatigue with his trauma. Crows Over. He tell them what to do. Eyes Out. Be aware. This Entity isnt the same. Before be caughted by Frederick, usually children have nightmares when some "thing" sorround.

I Dont know exactly his thoughts now. But, he used to be a sad man who people hate. Margaret make him feel loved and "normal". He was too depressed, i guess. His older Brother, Santiago De Mendoza was the worst fuck on that Spanish "tale". Santiago hated Margaret's presence/company at their old house. He decided "something" about what to do with the House Debts, he "have to take out that stupid little girl. He doesnt care about.

Eventually, his actions and, he.. Killed Frederick and turned him inna Scarecrow which Margaret could saw by the window on kitchen. It was outside hanging..

What If: Creepypastas Analizyng. Scent.

A Way to be what usually we degree.

Fear Study. Human Behaviour. How humans affords problems? Can the fkn World save itself of It?. What about Apocalypse?.

God.[Wichever you believe for]. No, can not save World. This is a Lesson, lets learn mdkfs.

FREAÆKS DO YÖÜ‽. Oh. Yes. Humans HATES A LOT OF "MONSTERS". Not all, but theres a way to see Freak Points.

Guillermo del Toro knows. We know.

//Will post some ideas and a Headcanon called CTHW. I rlly want to work in some story about Pastas.//

[If you want, ask]

#creepypastas #slenderman #the rake #monsters #what if #alternate universe #room ideas #sally williams #ben drowned #entities #your asks #not for kids #content warning

[deeeelightfuldee]

Your ex taps you on the shoulder and says, “I still love you.” You say? ooooof. I don’t think i’d buy that. I hardly think people who DO show they have feelings for me are being truthful, so I doubt that.

Do you play video games? haven’t in some time, but I want to get back into it a little.

Do you spend a lot of time with family? oh heck yeah. I have a really great family.

Is your house more than two stories tall? nah, it’s the two stories with a basement.

Have you ever hit your significant other? Has he/she ever hit you? I will never raise my hands to another human being. I once dated someone who was a veteran and had severe ptsd. we were napping one time and he got aggressive. that wasn’t HIM though. 

What makes you an attractive person? (Talk about your personality too!) physically, I suppose I have nice eyes and a decent smile. personality wise, I am warm, friendly, loving, supportive, sometimes funny, very loyal.

What color is your hairbrush/comb? depends which one I use. I have a pink one right now. 

What snacks do you have available in your household atm? I honestly haven’t got a clue. I haven’t been let out of my room in 2 weeks.

Has anyone recently told you that they like you, or find you attractive? yes. it’s weird.

Are you attracted to the last person you Facebook messaged? DEF not. he has been asking me out since we worked together maybeeeee.. 8-9 years ago? 

Do you care about anyone that doesn’t care about you? yes! I am trying to learn how to undo that. it’s not that I don’t want to care about him, but I know and can soooooooo clearly see that he doesn’t care anymore, and it is extremely emotionally draining to watch.

Was your last Facebook friend requests from a male or female? I wanna say female but idk

Which one of your relatives is most likely to embarrass you? scott

When was the last time you ate a bar of chocolate? couple days ago.

Do you play any games on Facebook? Nope.

What would you like to get a degree in? I have two degrees -- one in psych and one in SLP. 

Do you wake up a lot in the middle of the night? ahahahaha yes. almost always wide awake from 3-6

Would you prefer to read a book, watch a movie or TV show, or play a video game? typically more in the movie/show or book mood.

Do you usually get popcorn or soda at the movie theater? Both. nothing like that buttery, salty goodness that obvs requires an enormous drink

What genre of films do you like the best? either make me EXTREMELY sad, or romantic.

How many bank accounts do you have? 2

Have you ever had the flu? Yeah.

What is your goal for the next few months? i have several. the only one that can/will be public right now, is to get my lungs back to functioning as they were.

Have you ever had some kind of sleep-disorder? How did it affect your life? yes. I have very bad breathing during sleep. I have had 11 sleep studies done, because my breathing will just stop randomly, which luckily my brain wakes me. it doesn’t really affect my like severely.. I function normally. but shoooooot, if I got normal levels of sleep i’d be a force to be reckoned with.

Have you ever had food poisoning before? Describe the experience. Yes. It was AWFUL. vomiting for 2 days straight. it was so gross.

Funny, charming, cute, romantic, smart - choose only 2 for the opposite sex. smart and romantic.

Have you ever let somebody use you? Why did you do it? hmm. I think there have been times where i’ve let people have more access to me than they should have had. or there have definitely been times I’ve been used in school groups. But honestly, I tend to be protective of myself. I stop when I feel enough is enough. 

You can go back in time & change something in your mom’s past - what is it? I would want either Bill to not die, or for her to be spoiled incessantly by someone else.

Do you know anybody who is around the exact same size as you? Who? psh. no. my friends are all tiny which is just not fun.

Ever been to a haunted house? How scared were you? Yeah. i found it so fun.

Been on any websites today you wouldn’t want your parents to see? ahahahaha no. 

Which is worse: dusting or mopping? mopping. i hate doing the floors.

Did you pull a senior prank? Not really advised when a homeschooler. 

Did you graduate? Yes. that was a rough, rough day.

Have you ever been unfaithful in a serious relationship? Nope

What was the last song you listened to? i think it was Happier than Ever by billie eilish. the lyrics are ... woof. 

Are you one of those lucky people with 20/20 vision? 20/12 -- the last time I had insurance anyway.

Is fashion one of your interests? honestly, if I had money, it would be. but it isnt right now.

Do you think you’ll eventually find that special someone? It’s getting harder and harder to believe that will be the case. I knowwwww I need to start dating, but every time I go to open up an app, I hesitate and chicken out. I just was so happy before.. its hard to think I could be able to offer anything to anyone right now.

Do you care what people think? veryyyyyy few people. I care about the thoughts of those I genuinely love and respect. However, I still ensure I’m protecting myself regardless.

Is acting something you enjoy? No. 

What was the last thing you broke/sprained? I have a bum knee, so I sprain that from time to time. I last broke a finger.

Have you ever fought with a friend because of their boyfriend/girlfriend? Because of yours? ahahahaha yes. but years ago. never because of mine.

Has a stranger ever yelled at you for your language? No. I don’t cuss. 

Whose house, other than yours and your families’, are you most comfortable at? probably either nathan’s or em’s.

Has any of your friends’ family ever yelled at you? alix’s family used to yell at me a lot for being fat. that used to mess me up. 

Did you ever play a sport as a little kid? Did you enjoy it? soccer. no, i found the endless running to be unnecessary. 

Did you ever watch the show Full House? yup

Is there a celebrity you are just DETERMINED to marry? no, thats so out-of-touch with reality

Have you ever burned someone’s picture? yes, i have.

What’s the longest hike you’ve ever been on? i think it was 8 hours. I hate hate hate hikes. But, thats because I have really weak lungs, so my doctor says it’s like lighting them on fire.

Would you ever get a lip tattoo? No.

Who is the first person of the opposite sex that pops into your head? kile

Do your parents smoke cigarettes? my mom hasn’t since a teenager. I think my dad does still. though, i dunno for certain.

What does one of your T-shirts have written on it? uhhhh, PTK honors society

Name a pet you definitely wouldn’t want. Any reptile or insect. <<<< same

Would you prefer your partner smaller or taller? Taller. 

Do you enjoy going through old pictures? Yes. very much so.

Do you believe people when they say they don’t judge people? No, i respect people who are truthful saying they either try not to judge, or that they do judge despite their desire to stop.

What did you love the most about the town you grew up in? sooooooo much. it’s small town-y, quiet, safe, lots of trees, family close by.

What’s a movie you cried the hardest during? ps i love you will always shatter my heart.

What’s your favorite restaurant? buona or ashford

Is there a dessert you don’t like? im not wild about pastries.

What’s a book that you read because everyone else was reading it? hmmm maybe that one mrs. pettigrews home for peculiar children.

Underwater or outer space? i’m fascinated by both. typically more interested in the water.

Dogs or cats? both. all of them.

Kittens or puppies? kittens.

Bird watching or whale watching? whales!!!!!!!!

What was your best subject in school? in HS probably history. or science. in college, psych or neuro.

What was your worst subject in school? Math. always freakin’ math.

What is one thing you wish you knew in high school? Uhhh. hm. i don’t think anything. I liked my experience.

Who is your fashion icon? nada.

Diamonds or pearls? Both are nice. I love pearl stud earrings and I really want a simple, one pearl necklace. I am kinda ruined for diamonds for some time. My favorite rings and necklace were diamonds from kile and I just cant bring myself to wear those anymore.

What color dress did you wear to prom? pink

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? oh sure. I am envious of those with bangin’ bods. I’m envious of those who have great finances. I am envious of those who live life married to their love. I’m envious of people who see kile regularly. But there are difficulties that come with any of those situations.

Honestly, when was the last time you REALLY cried your heart out? not long ago. the whole crushing reality of losing kile just destroyed me. I’m OK now.

Do you need to return anyone’s phone call? ahahahahah. I just reject all calls.

Who are you closest to? My mom and nathan rn.

Have you ever had a bad concert experience? no

Are you currently sad about anything? several things have recently been really saddening, but I’m ok. Ill get thru it.

Have you had any form of exercise today? Its going to be some time before I’m cleared for that. I almost faint from taking a shower and I have to be on oxygen after doing the one flight of stairs. 

Can you handle blood? doesn’t bother me at all.

Has any place hired you underage for a job? yes. I mean technically, I was legal to work in that I was 17, but the company didn’t want to hire younger than 18.

Have you ever carried a concealed weapon? not like in public, but at a house or gun range, yes.

Are you currently searching for a job? soon.

Does eating breakfast make you sick? i’m never ever ever hungry for it. I know i should, but its the worst. I don’t even like breakfast foods.

[ace-pervert]

Ive finished watching eleven seasons of rupauls drag race and now feel I am ready to briefly review each season

S1: A good start though it must be said, ONGINA WAS ROBBED! Also there was favoritism.

S2: Not a bad season but at least somewhat ruined by Rupauls rather overt favoritism towards Tyra and dislike of Pandora. While I didnt like Tyra on the show his callout of the entire drag community after leaving drag has given me massive respect for him and feels like karma for RuPauls rather blatant self promotion and attempts to turn himself into some kind of rolemodel. But aside from the callout and Jujube, and Pandora the season is unmemorable.

S3: The top three were all highly skilled and the winner seemed to deserve it though that was later put into doubt after it came to light that Raja had worked with RuPaul before the show aired, and lets be honest Manilla Luzon was much more talented.

S4: One of the best seasons in drag race history, has the best music video, and Sharron Needles is hands down the most influential and versatile queen in drag race history. The only bad part, aside from the editing against phi phi, is Latrice Royal, who, and I feel this needs to be said, wouldnt have been in the top four had Willam stayed, and certainly wouldnt have made top five if Alaska had been allowed to join, mostly because she kept showing a similar outfit, her not being a particularly good actor, being thrown off really easily, and quickly relying on a shtick.

S5: Good season, but I feel that Roxxxy really did end up in the top three only because Visage and Ru love drama and the Jersey Shore look that was at the time Roxxxy Andrews trademark look, and the Coco Alyssa drama was really dull, neither deserved to be as high as ended up, and ultimately both queens are unmemorable.

S6: Not a bad season but i'm not a fan of Courtney Act or miss Lake, mostly because I think they both get away with looks that really they shouldnt have gotten away with, though arguable so did Bendelacreme. Though it was nice that there wasnt any drama, and Bianca del Rio is really funny.

S7: Ive tried to come up with words to describe this season, I cant, its just that bad. No not bad just dull, really dull and awkward, and the worst part is that its not the queens who drag the season down, the queens themselves are fine and Pearl stands out as being a particularly interresting person when not on drag race, its RuPaul being a tool off camera and coming up with challenges that play to the queens weaknesses rather strengths.

S8: Unfortunately I found Bob the Drag Queen so attractive out of drag that I stopped caring about what he looked like in drag with the end result being that I have no idea if hes a good drag queen. But ignoring the moments where I was drooling over Bob it was a good season with some truly great outfits,and a good Snatch Game, that wether for good or bad did very quickly become the Bob the drag queen and Kim Chi show, making it in hindsight the second most plann

S9: The season started off with an appearance by Lady Gaga , whose reviews of the outfits consisted of little more than name dropping and not much else, unintentionally setting the tone for a dull and awkward season with a cheerleading challenge that causes one person to crack a rib and another to almost permanently lose their ability to dance, a Reality Star Rusical that is well just dull, painfully bad lipsinks, uninterresting outfits, and perhaps the blandest wierd drag queen in the history of the competition. Its also in this season that introduced the lipsink for the crown format that I personally despise as it takes the power away from the viewers and puts it back in Rupauls hand.

S10: Solid season, mostly focused on returning contestant Eureka but the other contestants are given enough focus that it feels natural. The challenges are interresting to watch, the snatchgame is funny, and the dresses are well made. The top four are all stars in their right and the winner of that season could have easily been any of them, making this the only season where a lipsink for the crown made sense.

S11: Starts off strong with people like Miss Vanjie, Brooke Lynne Hytes, Nina West and Yvie Oddly revealing a high degree of skill both as actors and as dress makers. Unfortunately the blatant favoritism of Rupaul, the judges, and the producers towards Silky Nutmeg Ganache (honestly they seem like a nice person in real life, but on the show they just seem like a tool), unimaginative challenges, distracting and irritating cameos by former drag race contestants including by Bianca whos dull and unentertaining appearance shows exactly why contestants shouldnt return at all, a rusical so god cringeworthy you'll pray for death (Trump the Rusical), the worst snatch game in drag race history, and painfully predictable twists result in a terrible season, with the only interresting things being the romance between Vanjie and Brooke (they broke up four months after the last episode before the reunion due to conflicting schedules), Miss Vanjie being well himself, Nina Wests acting, and Yvie Oddly's outfits .

S12: Havent seen it, but lets be honest this season is the one where the star is a sex offender. By now many fans have analysed the season and its become clear that the person who was intended to be the focal point and possible winner was Sherry Pie, which means that editing them out for very well known reasons also makes them the focal point just in a different way than intended. Hell it wouldnt surprise me if this season becomes known as the one with Sherry Pie, not the one where the winner won. Though it might also be the last season that RuPauls on, as there are rumors that hes stopping with drag race.

The Christmass Special: To short for a christmass special, to much like the other episodes to be special, to blatantly commercial to be Christmass, and to scripted, even by drag race standards, to be drag race.

And now for a review of the Judges themselves

RuPaul: On the outside a warm, outspoken, well meaning person whose done things which are truly groundbreaking. But beneath that warm exterior beats the stone cold heart of a businessman. He's calculating, manipulative, greedy, has no qualms about setting queens up for failure, and ultimately hasnt done much that could be seen as groundbreaking. Perhaps the worst part is that its clear that in terms of humor , mentality and fashion hes never left the 70s, which combined with his callous way of treating the enviroment (as shown by his fracking empire) and his history of transpobia, makes him a liability to the show. Even if you manage to ignore all of that, the show is ultimately about the drag queens, not about Rupaul, and Rupauls attemps to make it about him really drag the show down

Michelle Visage: Shes a mother of two teenagers with a stay at home husband pretending to be a bitchy whore on a tv show about drag queens, yeah thats her career. Now in truth thats not the biggest issue, the biggest issue is that shes got hangups and makes the same jokes over over again and that after being on the show for ten years she hasnt developed as a judge so the routine, to paphrase miss Visage herself, has been done to death. In truth the show needs something other than the same damn shtick and same damn comments all the time, and if she cant do it then she should quite so someone else can do it for her. Ok maybe thats the second biggest issue, the biggest is that she kisses RuPaul's ass untill it shines brighter than a mirror.

Valentino Rice: Good judge, and had great chemistry with the other judges.

Ross Mathews: Cute guy, wierdly charming, and interacts well with the others.

Carson Kressley: He comes across as a very tired, very frail, very gay but very very very dull ninety year old man, which makes sense given the fact that his entire career is based on being gay, and hes, well old. Ok hes not really old, hes 50, but on camera he looks and acts closer to 150. And the issue isnt that hes gay, its that hes doing a shtick, a very dull and fairly offensive shtick. Possibly the worst choice for a judge, and the show jumps in quality whenever hes not there.

Now for a few things that just bug me.

Favoritism: Unfortunately one of the biggest issues of the show is that seasons tend to be structured around Queens who are intended to be the winner, or at least the hero, from the get go, which has the advantage of allowing the creators of the show to change the structure and challenges from season to season, but also makes it hard to watch if the season is blatant in its favoritism, if the intended winner isnt that good, or if the winner gets eliminated for one reason or another.

Cameos by former contestants: Cameos are a great way to get people to say "I know that person" which is great in a tv show because you know that the cast wont change in the next episode, but not great in a competition where all it does is take away screentime from competitors and giving it to competitors who most likely did not do well enough to win in their own drag race, and even if they did, the show is not about them, but about the current contestants. As such if Ru wants them to return he should put them in All Stars.

Cameos by celebrities: Add nothing. Its drag race not the red carpet, i'm watching for the up and coming drag queens not famous people trying to boost their careers.

Adding politics to the show: No, just no. Dont do things like Trump the Rusical, dont have steven colbert do a voiceover, theres no way that can go well and it comes accross as virtue signaling. If Ru wants to do something good he should double the prize money and have half of the money go to a charity of the winners choosing, or stop fracking.

Adding politics outside of the Show: Drag queens are celebrities and entertainers, as such are constantly in the public eye and dependent on being in it for their income which means that anything they say in public, wether its gossiping, or discussing politics, needs to be viewed as being some form of self promotion. Now this might make things difficult for them, but it is a well known part of being an entertainer so it can be assumed that they were well aware of this before they joined Drag Race. If they do want to talk about politics without being viewed as self promoting, they are free to make an anonymous account on one of the many sites, like tumblr, where its assumed that no one knows who the other people are.

Family Friendly Drag: Lets be honest its men shoving their cocks up their own asses while dressing up as women, and naking refferences to sex, for the sake of entertainment. Thers nothing family friendly about it. Nor should there be as part of the appeal of drag is that its something that is restricted to adults. Likewise they arent heroes, they are entertainers, not doctors, not construction workers, entertainers no more worthy of praise then a person on a sitcom.

Drama outside of Drag Race: While drama on the show is to be expected and is part of what makes it entertaining, drama outside of the show is different its more personal and something that in truth should not be shared. However by presenting it as gossip on various shows they are saying its part of the show, which is unhealthy at best.

Final note.

While I am critising the Drag Race, I am not doing it because I dislike the show, I am infact a big fan of the show but at the same time I want to get my thoughts out there see how others view these topics.

#drag race #rupaul

[emsartwork]

ask dump! Separated loosely by topic 

Questions and Comments

1. is this a homestuck thing. this is a homestuck thing isnt it  2. lol i love doing both!!! i love world building but i also like trying my hand at redesigning the mess that is canon fashion. @theoretical-artist​ 3. thank you!!! oritel and marion are in this post! 4. ayyyyy inginio hit me up (thank you lol) 5. Thank you! 6. maybe? i’ll see if i get around to it, i still have a few characters to get to so the school fairies and the last two selkies might show up with them 7. probably not.... it would be super fun but unless it was a commission i don’t feel like i have time haha 8. I’ve seen their blog around!! i can’t remember if i follow or not but i know who ur talking about and they cool @winxy-writing @winxys-written-world

Character and Worlbuilding

1. My brilliant nerd daughter!!! She sometimes gets so into coding or a video game she forgets to eat or drink so the girls watch out for her. She’s prone to dissociating, especially if the situation is emotional. Her hair is really soft. she actually loves sappy romantic things but has trouble accepting them or vocalizing that she wants them because they’re impractical/illogical. she discovered romcoms when she got to alfea and they are her ultimate guilty pleasure(only flora knows abt this and is always slipping recs to her) 2. They’re weirdly one of my fav couples??? like maybe its because i relate to and have projected onto both of them lmao. but any ways. Daphne and Thoren actually met when they were kids, but didn’t spend much time together because it was at a formal event. Daphne is technically 20 years older than Thoren(only a few years older than Sky), but they’re the same physical age because Daphne spent so long as a spirit. They probably wouldn’t get married as quickly in my version, especially with Daphne’s trauma. Daphne will have nightmares sometimes and Thoren has a whole routine for comforting her and helping her feel safe and grounded. Thoren gets anxious easily, and Daphne will use her magic to subtly change the environment so he feels more comfortable. they like to watch reality tv together and yell at dramatic people. 3. omg yes. this was the most frustrating thing i was watching through winx with my dad like a month ago and every time bloom called her adoptive parents by their first names i yelled at her lol. she would call Vanessa mama and Mike daddy(if you make a kink joke i will eat your liver). She would call Marion and Oritel mom and dad.  4. Yeah kind of! part of her exhaustion in Dowlland was the fact that she had been in fairy mode for so long, hiking underground, and tossed around in a river like??? anybody would need a pick me up after that. She (and all solarians) do have to live where there’s a lot of natural light as they require a high amount of vitamin d(or the equivalent of it for solarians). short trips usually aren’t a problem, Stella is just hella unlucky in the second season lmao. @moonpeachblossom 5. the short answer as to why she’s a blond (scottish??? in one of the dubs???) in an asian inspired culture/planet is because racism (or not so short bcus its a lot to unpack honestly). the answer in my version however is a pretty simple fix. She bleaches her hair. she’s paler than musa but she aint white.  6. I haven’t really yet!! Helia is struggling with his two fairly opposed cultural influences, trying to figure what he wants and whats right for him. He was raised on Lynphea but had frequent trips to Vaonaa. Lynphea is very grounded, they’re slow and steady and stubborn. Vaonaa is much more flexible, they’re flighty and spontaneous and easily adaptable. Helia’s dads love eachother and helia very much but they are VERY different people and both want different things from Helia(they try not to pressure too much but the expectations are still there). Helia’s Vaonaaj dad wants him to pursue magic, specifically wind or air magic. Helia’s Lynphean dad wants him to become a warrior. Helia feels like he’s kind of a misfit in both Vaonaaj and Lynphean culture. It took a while, but he did finally confide his feelings in Flora and she encouraged him to talk with his dads about finding his niche.  7. oooooooh fun fun relationshipsssss Bloom and Sky: so bloom and sky aren’t the most stable couple, and in my version it would take bloom a little longer to be ok with dating a prince. Bloom is fairly insecure in her relationships because of self worth issues, and tend to run away from problems instead of dealing with them. Sky on the other hand is confident but doesn’t really know how to handle people’s feelings and tends to push confrontation. I do believe that with better writing Sky and bloom could be a dope couple but as is in canon they’re VERY problematic.  Stella and Brandon: babies. they love each other so much its the best omg. Stella finds her worth in her appearance but she always seems to take brandon’s complements in a less.... arrogant way? if that makes sense? like she truly appreciates them and wants his support. i wish we knew more about Brandon but he’s legit such a good boyfriend. I think they fight mostly when Stella is being a little selfish, or when Brandon is too busy to meet her emotional needs. Flora and Helia: MORE BABIES. so Helia is more of a drama queen in the comics but we’ll ignore that for right now lol. Flora and Helia are probably the least problematic couple in the entire show. They met. Flirted a little. Confessed. and started dating with out any major problems. if i can remember correctly they don’t even really fight??? unless icy has frozen helia’s heart or something lol. I think both Helia and Flora’s love language is quality time so they’re fairly low key and just like to be in the same space and each other.   Musa and Riven: boy oh boy. Ok so, ignoring the several times Riven was LITERALLY MIND CONTROLLED his character is still difficult to deal with. I think Musa and Riven are both very intense people, and while that can be super fun and develop into a good relationship, it can also lead to LOTS of problems. I think my major problem with how they broke up was that Musa didn’t support Riven’s training? like i understand being upset you can’t see ur person often, or if they’re really busy, but Riven supported Musa’s music several times in the previous seasons it just seemed weird Musa was so unfairly demanding of him? Tecna and Timmy: nerd babies. They’re super cute honestly. I think Timmy was probably the one to instigate the relationship and bonded with Tecna over technology since she wasn’t super emotionally available at first. They have issues when Tecna is unable to voice her emotions and timmy needs to know what she’s feeling mostly, but after the first few times they’ve both learned to give the other space to figure their stuff out. Aisha and Nabu: ugh perfect couple. minus the kind of sketchy beginning lol. Aisha and Nabu generally don’t fight once they get used to each other. Nabu is a focal point that aisha is kind of bungee corded to if that makes sense? like obvi not in a restricting way. its just Aisha is hella active and needs her own space to explore and grow, but Nabu is her solid ground that she relies on.  Aisha and Nex: i actually don’t hate nex as much as the rest of the fandom lol. so like i said Aisha is an active, independent woman, and if Nabu was a separate, stationary, focal point for her, I think Nex is related, moving, counter point. So like Nex can actually keep up with Aisha, and push her and challenge her. Which isn’t a bad thing in relationships so long as a mutual respect is there.   8. well. canon is a little..... messy. My version of the girls definitely retain their individualism. for other differences... they’re just a little more fleshed out? i guess? like Bloom’s moody behavior in the show i think is because of her insecurity issues, so that plays a part in how i draw her and think of her.  9. ok wow this is gonna be tough well here we go Sky: I think sky is an ESTJ he’s not super emotional(inf Fe) but can lean toward controlling(dom Te). he seems to like tradition and think social promises are important(Si). Brandon: ESFJ. Brandon is the mom friend of the boys ok. He goes along with sky’s crazy plans, tries to subtly set Riven up with musa(season 1 i think?), some how managed to land a social butterfly like Stella and seems to just navigate social situations REALLY easily(dom Fe). he also seems to hate being disrespected or taken for granted(Si) stella does this occasionally.  Timmy: ISFJ???? thats the vibe i get hear me out ok so in season 2 Timmy gets tecna the exact computer part she needs because 1. He knows they both like things to be practical(Si) 2. He knows and remembered the part she was talking about and filed it away in his brain(Ti) and 3. He and Tecna bonded over tech (Fe) Riven: honestly he’s a tough one.... Maybe a really stunted and angry ISFJ? (speaking from personal experience i am an ISFJ) i don’t have a real reason why but riven’s behavior is really confusing in the show so it makes typing tough..... possibly INTJ as well....... Helia: ISFP. Lmao I might be basing this entirely off of stereotypes but helia has a strong pacifist belief and can be moody(Fi, and more in the comics lol) is attuned to his surroundings(Se) seems pretty focused??(Ni) and i can’t think of his Te showing up be it is an inferior  Nabu: ISTJ weirdly a good fit with Aisha(ESTP) tho?? even though he’s an Si dom, he doesn’t go along with the arranged marriage because its not what he believes(Fi) and he’s stubborn about it(Te). Roy: ENFJ honestly just a cutie. He’s personable(Fe), focused for the most part(Ni), and is comfortable in his environment(Se).  Nex: ENTP? maybe?? He’s pretty impulsive and has that “work around” mentality I associate with ENTPs.... idk this one doesn’t seem to fit super well...  Thoren: Maybe INFJ?? i mean thoren honestly doesn’t have a lot of screen time but he’s attentive(Ni), and tries to take care of people(Fe). most of the infj’s i know are fun but weird lol, but i think thoren has anxiety so that could play into him being less “out there” in his behavior.  if any of yall have input on this feel free to let me know. 10. ooooooh good question. So I’m basing these on their parent’s name and the names of people from their planet. Bloom: Hestia or Enya, i also think she got sent to earth with an article of clothing or a blanket that had her name on it, which is why her name is the same lmao Stella: Stella is actually named pretty appropriately considering the other names we have are Luna, Radius, Nova, Chimera, and Casandra, all of those are fairly latin/roman based names.  but she could also be called Clara, Aura, Venus etc. Musa: Her mom and dad have very asian sounding names but the princess of melody is named Galatea, so honestly anything is on the table. Aulos, Hee-Young, Jia Li, Kaida, etc. Tecna: lol everybody on Zenith has ridiculous names so im just loosely basing them off of sciencey stuff. Nobelia, Xenon, Titania. Aisha: I actually really like Aisha’s name! Ayize, Sizani, Mehrbano would work tho. Flora: what even is the naming system of Lynphea i don’t understand it. Im gonna make them vaguely naturey and European-ish?? Calla, Terra, Rowan, Willow, I could go on and on there are so many plant names. 11. Hmmm yeah, so basically in my world a person with TOO MUCH magic gets overwhelmed and kinda goes a little crazy(the ancestral witches) the same thing happens with tritannus when he gets the emperor's throne power. He’s loyal to icy and she to him until he looses his ability to think clearly and turns on icy, icy gets freaked out and leaves with her sisters when they swoop in to rescue her. they don’t so much “break up” as they are “broken up” by the circumstances. In general Tritannus does really like Icy, hes attracted to her ambition and powerful personality. Icy started out just manipulating Tritannus but caught feelings oops 12. Yeah so, humans in general can withstand a lot of wild magic as their body “metabolizes” it quickly. Kalshara(the cat lady you don’t know the name of) used extremely concentrated samples, combined with other spells to keep the wild magic in her body permanently. If a human with out a properly developed magic biome (a lot of earthians only have a low functioning one) get exposed to a wild magic source they would probably gain some aspects of fairy animals, probably not like, fur, or anything but eye and hair color changes, maybe some patterns on the skin. but there’s also the chance that they would just.... die..... cus that happens with animals too lmao sry. @weirdghostly

#winx #winx club #winxems #askems #theoretical-artist #moonpeachblossom #weirdghostly #anonymous #ask dump #this is so long im so sorry

[weirdlizard26]

For the ask meme? All of them.

jay,,,

give me a sec to edit this post ok

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

wine glasses are like reading glasses except you wear them while drinking wine

i’d say water bottles but only the ones that can handle heat and stuff and not poison your drink with plastic or whatever

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

i havent had a lollipop in a good while so thats my choice

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

havent tried either but boy i’d love to try just a little bit of cotton candy at leastonce

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

bro,,,,,, that was like 10 years ago, how am i supposed to remember that,,,,,,,

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

i usually drink soda from plastic cups but honestly? nothing beats the experience of sipping that sweet sweet ambrosia from the bottle,,, but also i’d love to try soda in a can some day!

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

idk what half of these would look like but sportswear always wins in my book

7. earbuds or headphones?

ok i actually googled whats the difference and im more of an earbuds person! theyrejust safer i think and it makes me kinda anxious when im home listening tomusic and cant hear anything going on around me

8. movies or tv shows?

tv shows! well, unless the episodes are like 40 minutes or a full hour because its hard to focus for that long kfjsndkfs

9. favorite smell in the summer?

pavement after rain and also. grass.

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

haha thats a funny joke you made there *starts crying*

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

just a couple of meat+cheese+mayo sandwiches! if its summer mom cuts tomatoes or cucumbers for us and as they start getting more and more expensive we replace them with pickles!

12. name of your favorite playlist?

sorry i couldnt choose!

13. lanyard or key ring?

key ring!

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

aaaa i love fruit flavored ones!

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

aaaaaaaa i dont remember if it was elementary or middle school but we were assigned this really cool ukrainian book that ive actually read before they assigned it. well, nobody here will recognize it but it was Тореадори з Васюківки by Всеволод Нестайко and it was about 2 boys who were best friends growing up in the countryside and they went on adventures and had fun and their friendship made me so happy,,, i guess i was all for cool friendship portrayal even back then! it was mostly laughs and jokes but some moments were actually serious and hit me really hard and i remember them to this day actually

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

its a myth, sitting was created as a personal attack on me

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

my trusty old sneakers!! theyre all black and the sole is very soft and nice

18. ideal weather?

when the sun is out and its just warm enough to show off your new graphic tee and also very soft and nice

19. sleeping position?

i just lie on my left side like a fool

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

notebook!

21. obsession from childhood?

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!! AND DANNY PHANTOM!!!! i even made a ghost fighting costume once,,,, tho it wasnt much of a costume, it was just fingerless gloves i cut out of paper. they were extremely uncomfortable. but very effective in fighting ghosts!

22. role model?

kfjsdnfk i have a bunch! might sound weird but one of them is bdg i think??? and the other 2 are some online acquaintances whom im too afraid to interact with more often than i do

23. strange habits?

repeating silly lines i hear on tv / in anime/cartoons? and also i never touch food with my right hand unless its plums?? and there are more but. you know. bad memory.

24. favorite crystal?

all of them!!!!!

25. first song you remember hearing?

my grandma used to sing this to me over the phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUPnqqPXQsw

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

go for a walk!

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

slep

28. five songs to describe you?

we are the people by empire of the sun

home by cavetown

strawberry blonde by mitski

smile like you mean it by the killers

afterlife by arcade fire

29. best way to bond with you?

wash your hands very thoroughly and make jokes

30. places that you find sacred?

i see nature i go crazy from how much respect i have for it

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass andtake names?

*wearing hinata cosplay* im here to play volleyball and kick your ass and as you can see ive already played today’s match

32. top five favorite vines?

road work ahead

a avocado!! thanks!!!!!

REBECCA THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

i fell can you help me :(

that vine where ukulele sounds like human voices and people sounds like ukuleles

33. most used phrase in your phone?

idk how to check that??? sowwy

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

the stomach meds ad they keep showing on tv

35. average time you fall asleep?

3am? 4am? idk for sure

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

t-trollface…

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

havent used either (cause ive never traveled anywhere too far away) but the latter looks pretty and i feel like it would fit more stuff

38. lemonade or tea?

depends on my mood!

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

dont kick me but im not sure if ive ever tried either ;w;

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

the school’s cat who hates most people actually kinda warmed up to me even tho im terrible with animals

41. last person you texted?

jay uwu

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

afabs cant have both huh

but i want both. please give me both.

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

all of these sound nice but my lazy ass will always go for hoodies

44. favorite scent for soap?

aaaaaaaa im allergic to a lot of soaps but i like flower scented ones

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

i love all of them dearly but lately ive been more into superheroes i think. im not sure really sure what exactly i feel

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

something really really long

47. favorite type of cheese?

there are different types????

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

i hope im a pear

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

become a good person. thats all.

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

i dont remember what it was but i remember i was with my friends and we couldnt stop laughing for several minutes and ive never felt happier

51. current stresses?

UNIVERSITY FUCK OFF!!!

52. favorite font?

i like comic sans

53. what is the current state of your hands?

they arent doing so hot tbh, my dermatitis is back again

54. what did you learn from your first job?

i dont have one!

55. favorite fairy tale?

gonna be honest chief, i dont remember too many of them ;w;

56. favorite tradition?

on new year’s we turn the lights off, light up a candle in the kitchen, laugh at president’s speech and only then starts eating

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

getting over a lost friendship, passing high school finals and uni entrance exams and coming out to my best friend

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

singing!! being able to learn how to do most things pretty quickly!!! and i cant think of anything else but honestly these two are quite enough for me

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

uh oh! guess what! i dont have a catchphrase and im very self-conscious about it!

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

im torn between sports anime and slice of life

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

because humans dont have wings we look for other ways to fly

from haikyuu

obviously

62. seven characters you relate to?

tsukishima kei from haikyuu

mae borowski from nitw

apollo justice from ace attorney

flame princess from adventure time

donatello from tmnt

sokka from atla

kageyama shigeo from mob psycho 100

63. five songs that would play in your club?

mr brightside, bohemian rhapsody, smile like you mean it by the killers and allof haikyuu ops and eds

64. favorite website from your childhood?

if social media counts, vkontakte i guess?? i didnt really go anywhere else and it still exists and i thriving so im not sure if it should count fkjsndkjf

65. any permanent scars?

yeah, the one from my very first vaccination from when i was a few months old i think and also some traces of when i had chickenpox

66. favorite flower(s)?

idk a lot of flower names but i really like tulips

67. good luck charms?

dont have any at the moment but i’d love to get one!

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

whatever fish mom used to buy when we were kids >:(

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

bro my memory isnt good enough to remember those,,

70. left or right handed?

im a righty but i had to become a lefty for like a month when i broke my pinkie

71. least favorite pattern?

i like traditional ukrainian ornaments

72. worst subject?

history :P

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

ice cream + fries

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

idk how pain levels work but i try not to take meds unless the pain is interfering with studying

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

idk but i had a box full of my teeth for so long they turned to dust and i had to throw it away

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

RHNGRHGNRHGRNH EVERYTHING except for freshly made mashed potatoes

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

if its green it can stay

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

have never had either of those and i hope i never will cause they sound gross!

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

i dont have a license, so.

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

kfjsndfks depends on the mood tbh!

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

fireflies!

82. pc or console?

i WISH i had a console but this is too broke for that,, i played a couple of times tho and it feels more fun than pc!

83. writing or drawing?

please dont make me choose, ive abandoned both and its making me feel bad

84. podcasts or talk radio?

podcasts :O

84. barbie or polly pocket?

idk what polly pocket is but barbie rules!!!

85. fairy tales or mythology?

i feel like sometimes fairy tales are kinda like watered down myths so i have a right to say i like both

86. cookies or cupcakes?

my heart goes to cookies

87. your greatest fear?

finding out im faking any part of my identity

88. your greatest wish?

get through whatever’s going on right now

89. who would you put before everyone else?

mom

90. luckiest mistake?

when i recorded an undertale medley and got a few notes wrong but it actually ended up sounding better than originally

91. boxes or bags?

boxes!

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

fairy lights……

93. nicknames?

never really had many? my bff calls me mr smith sometimes but thats all i can think of fkjsdnfs but also! steve used to be my nickname before i decided my life my own and i get to choose my name

94. favorite season?

spring ;w;

95. favorite app on your phone?

sudoku

 96. desktop background?

 97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

my own and my mom’s

 98. favorite historical era?

eh im not very fond of the past because not every time period had soap

#wl26 #wl26 answers #flamingerrs #jay just so you know i love you a whole lot #i really did that huh #long post

[lady-une]

11 question

I was tagged by @aomgworldwide to answer her 11 questions and then leave my own 11 questions for the people I tag to answer! I love these games, thanks for tagging me!

1. Where do you store your tomato and bbq sauce?

In the cabinet with the rest of the things we use for cooking lol.

2. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? (Not talking about physical attributes)

Probably my self control/my will to stick with things. I will start things with the best intentions and will stay with it for a bit. But then something will come along and I will stop what I am doing. Or I will do something when I know I probably shouldn't.

3. First movie you remember watching and what are your thoughts on it?

Like the first movie ever? Yikes ummmm..I cant remember what came first out of these three; land before time, monster squad, or Child’s Play. For land before time, its a rather depressing movie and as a parent it makes me afraid to think of myself dying and leaving my kids to go through life alone. Monster squad, this movie is the shit and I still watch it all the time. Child Play, what can I say this is probably not something a small child should watch. Yet my family never had a problem with us laying in bed with our my buddy doll as we watched a movie about said doll coming to life and killing people.

4. What do you regret most?

I regret the whole study abroad thing. I was given the chance to go to Japan and study for a year and I said no. I was scared, I had never been away from my family like EVER. Plus it was between my Junior and Senior year of high school. I wish I would have said yes, my life would be so different from what it is now. I could have a better job and feel more accomplished. But on the downside I would never had met the father to my two older kids and they wouldn't be here. Which means I also would never have been put in the place to meet the father to my younger two kids. I love my kids, but I still wonder what would have been.

5. List 3 things you are proud of.

I graduated with a bachelors degree while working full time and raising 4 kids, one of which was a newborn.

That the mini has been on “A” honor roll for the past 3 years.

That my kids are respectful and not like some kids out there.

6. Tell me about your day.

It’s good, I am packing the rest of our stuff before we move this weekend. I made this stupid picture that made my girl laugh. Oh I got asked out by this one guy, not sure how I feel since I am anti dating. Oh and I keep rewatching the videos from dumb’s concert.

7. Name one thing you miss from your childhood.

Not paying bills and being able to sleep in.

8. Childhood celebrity crush?

Devon Sawa and David Duchovny

9. If you’re getting a tattoo, what would you get and where?

I actually have a few tats I am planning but I have to wait until I lose weight. I have a massive back tattoo i want of a cherry blossom tree with a dragon climbing it. I also want to get a dragon coming out of clouds on my lower stomach to cover my c section scar. After I get either a boob lift or what ever I want to get something that will go under them to cover the scars. I am also getting a matching tat with the mini when she turns 18, thats still undecided as to what we are getting.

10. If you’re in an alternate universe, what would you being doing right as of this moment?

What kind of universe? Ummmm in my dream land I am at home watching my kids play in the back yard while my twin babies are sleeping. I am laughing and recording a video of my son chasing his little sister around with his stuff wolf pretending that she is little red riding hood. Once she escapes the wolf and is safe in the play house I stop recording it and send it to their dad dumb who is touring. He loves getting these videos so he isnt as home sick.

11. Give me some advice? Please?

Live for yourself. We often give and give to make others happy and to please our loved ones that we forget about ourselves. Take a half hour a day at least to do something that makes you happy. Even if its to just read something, watch a video, or to soak in the bathtub with a glass of wine. If we don't remember to make ourselves happy then how are we going to find the energy and the drive to make others happy?

I am tagging @obiwon-shenobi @park-jaybum @x-missmarvel-x @diinofayce @soul-less23 @ssamdominic @khhunniemain @leyarren You guys dont have to do if you dont want to. But here are my questions.

What was the last thing that made you smile?

What is your happiest memory?

If you had to pick between a date with your favorite actor or musician who would it be?

What is your ultimate hands down favorite TV show or movie?

What is your dream job?

If you had to pick between 5 million dollars and your favorite musician being wiped from your memory (you wont even know he/she exists) which would you pick and why?

What is your favorite meal, the one meal that just makes your mouth water?

Tequila or whisky?

If you could get away with taking out one person in the world free of any kind of consequences who would it be?

Angst or fluff for your favorite writing style or favorite kind of story to read?

#tag game #get to know me

[svtthename]

dating hansol

alrighty im probably gonna add more to this later because im Soft™ and this might have a lot of typos, but here we go.

-first off, he is someone who would want to date his best friend. like, there has to be that level of trust snd respect that only best friends have that he wants in a relationship. he also doesn’t want to feel bad if he is a total goof (which he is) because he knows his best friend would never judge him.

-loves loves loveS holding your hand. it is one of his favorite things because he likes having you close to him and isnt a huge fan of pda (only in public, ill get to that later). he just loves lacing his fingers through yours and rubbing the back of your hand with his thumb. and he loves it even more when you do it to him.

-not a pda person in public, but when its just you two (or you two and one other person (aka seungkwan)) he is ALL OVER YOU (not like that get ya mind out of the gutter). he’ll pull you into his lap or into his chest and will kiss your forehead or your cheek or like bury his face into you neck or vice versa.

-i briefly mentioned it before but vern is just a huuuge goofball. he absolutely loves it when you play along with his antics, so you would find both of you making up stupid dances and dumb songs and stuff likes that. he knows when to get real and when to get serious and when to chill, but until then, he is a goober.

-fav type of dates are the ones (idek if they count as dates??? cute tho) where yall just stay in, you have the vague area to yourselves, and youre just watching a movie or playing video games. these dates have two moods 1) its been a long day so we’re just chillin (in cedar rapids) and everything is quiet. occasional chatting but with low voices. very sleepy. usually watching a movie or tv show. its dark or there are only fairy lights. sometimes you get deep and cry a lil but everything is well. or 2) ENERGY. playing games ir doing stupid commentary on whatever youre watching. there is no chill. you are loud and despite frantic texts from the members telling you to shuhshshshshshh the two of you are just too excited to be together and have all of this energy!!! you need to get it out!!!!!! memes. there are lots of memes. memes of each other, but also just.,,.., memes. dates usually go something like that.

-loves it when his s/o is super passionate about something. it doesn’t completely matter what it is, as long as it is safe and all that, he just loves it when you have something that you really really love.

-would rap for you a lot. both really good, impressive ones that you can tell he worked really hard on, a d ones that the two of you just made up randomly to make each other laugh. however , he would love it even more if you rapped for him (or tried). he doesn’t care if your good or not, just the fact the you want to become a part of and appreciate something he loves so much makes him glow with happiness.

-listening to music. alllllll the time. he seems to be an open minded peson in general, so my guess is that that carries over to his interest in music too. he would listen to anything, kpop, rap, hip hop, classical, techno, lyrical, ballads, soundtracks, you name it. if there is a genre of music you really like, he would want to become interested in it too, so he could appreciate it with you.

-doesnt really go all out with the couple pet names (doesnt do sweetie or princess and stuff) but sticks to the classics like baby and babe. it makes your heart melt.

-one of his favorite activities to do with you is to play video games!! this is just me but i feel like he would prefer coop or single player games rather then online games. he thinks it adorable when you play a game like skyrim, or something of the sort and you die a lot and get frustrated. you pretend to think he is being a bully when he teases you, but he still thinks your the cutest thing in the universe right there and then.

-gets realllllly soft at night. if the two of you are spending the night or something, he wont let you go to sleep until he gushes and tells you how much he loves you at least 1,000 times. times like these just make your heart soar, and they make you soft and then you get all soft and giggly and tell him you love him 5,000 times and it makes him love you even more.

-would literally cry tears of joy if you and his sister got along. and his mom. and his dad. and his cat. he just wants everyone important to him to get along.

-he has said before that the most important thing in a human is respect, but i also feel like honesty is important to him. he would really want you and maybe even expect you to be as honest as possible, both with you to him and him to you. nothing makes him more upset then you keeping something from him, it makes it feel like you dont trust him, which breaks his heart. this is only of the only things i can imagine him ever “fighting” out about (it barely even counts as fighting. it is an argument usually that would very rarely escalate, and when it did, you would both just take some time to yourself and come back together even stronger and more trusting then you were before).

-usually, vernon is all smiles when he is with you, but like everyone else, he has bad days. maybe it was a long day at practice, maybe he didnt get to talk to his mom that day, or maybe he is just sad. we all have those days. in times like these, he just wants to lay there with you, almost always with soft music. more then anything he just wants a hug. a long, really satisfying and comforting hug. he wants to feel protected and loved, which are all things you are capable of. when you are upset he is always there for you, so please be there for him. idol life is hard, and he will need support.

-honestly, i feel like vern is just a total fluff ball. when its just you two, he gets sooooo corny and goofy and it makes you love him even more. when youre with people you know, he goofs off with everyone and helps you feel included, all while holding your hand or wrapping his arm around your waist. when with people you dont know (or like), his arm is wrapped around you still but tighter, his hand never leaves yours, and he is always checking to make sure youre okay.

-SPEAKING OF, this sweetheart is always worried about you being anxious, or uncomfortable, or unhappy. he is always checking on you, and squeezing your hand, and worrying about you. he just wants you to feel safe and happy.

#seventeen #seventeen vernon #vernon #hansol vernon chwe #hansol vernon choi #seventeen imagine #seventeen reaction #dating seventeen #dating vernon #dating hansol #boyfriend vernon #vernon imagine

[imhongwherethesunalwaysshines]

skittles, maltesers, cinnamon hearts, twizzlers, caramels, lifesavers, swedish berries, candy bracelets, fun dip, suckers, truffles, nerds, sour cherries, marshmallows, saltwater taffy, mentos

Anon you could’ve just said all of them instead of listing them allThank you though Skittles- Ideal date: Cloudwatching/stargazing, or just spending time at one of our respective houses and watching something or playing video games or cuddling or something like that.Maltesers- Gayest Ice Cream Flavor: I mean,, rainbow sorbet is pretty gay dude. Also I like lemon sorbet so that one is automatically very gay.Cinnamon hearts- Favorite spot in nature: I really like foresty areas. Like, a nice tree I can lean against with grass that isn’t dry but isnt soaking wet?? Idk I’m very specific with stuff and I imagined a situation more than an actual spot but—Twizzlers- Best lazy day meal: I normally have pizza on lazy days? Either that or I just snack on chips and things throughout the day and never have a specific meal.Caramels- Fact about your crush/s/o: Uhhhhhh,,, gay. Very gay.Lifesavers- Favorite gay movie: Okay, I can barely get myself to sit and watch three episodes of a show without getting restless so I rarely watch movies, BUT I can tell you my favorite gay tv show which is The New Normal (Which I finished binging like,,, two days ago because I’m a piece of trash that can never finish things)Swedish berries- Favorite gay jam song: Okay I know it isn’t TECHNICALLY a jam, but What more can I say is my go to answer for this. If that doesn’t count then I dont know and I need to think about it moreCandy Bracelets- One word to describe your fashion style: Basic (I mean, I mostly wear flannels and button ups and sweaters so I think it fits)Fun dip- Favorote thing to do with friends: Play card games. I know that sounds dumb but me and one of my other friends get really competitive and thats caused some of my favorite memories.Suckers- Meme you reference too often: Uhh, I dunno I quote the [blank]? In my [blank]? Its more likely than you think. But I also make Andrew Rannells' anime noise a lot so if that counts??Truffles- Best Compliment you've ever gotten: Uhhhhhhhhhh @irlwhizzybrown calls me perfect and cute and things like that a lot so probably one of those. ((I don't really get many compliments otherwise so???))Nerds- Show youve rewatched 100 times: Gravity Falls or Over The Garden Wall. I've watched both of those too many times.Sour cherries: Most recent "Wow I'm gay" moment: I've been spending the past two hours scrolling through Broadway pins and screamed when I found a falsettos one.Marshmallows- Best view to watch with your crush/s/o: Uhhh I really like watching sunsets and sunrises so those probably.Saltwater taffy- Ideal roadtrip destination: Uhhhhhh idk I don't really think about specifics I just go 'okay I wanna go there, amd I wanna have enough time to listen to these albums while I do it' but if I had to choose probably Tuscon because I was born there and know people that live there or like,,, idk California because I have family there idkMentos- Item of clothing that belongs to your crush/s/o that you'd really like to be wearing right now: Uhhhhhh idk probably like a button up or something because I'm trash idk

[agentstegosaurus]

Taegi Celebrity!AU

Summary: Just a bunch of HCs ft. Actor!Taehyung and Rapper!Yoongi ninja dating

-Yoongi is the lowkey sort of artist. He’s the sort to come out with an awesome album that became everybody’s anthem, became a classic at one point in time and then he just suddenly disappears lmao. But he produces lots of quality music for other artists since he sometimes venture to other genres other than R&B, house and etc so ppl just know that he’s actually around and didnt just MIA-ed.

-Taehyung is the sort of actor that, at one point, appears in a lot of dramas and movies during his teen years till he reached an older age and starts choosing his works. 

-While Yoongi may have appeared in one online article when he was suspected of dating a non-celebrity, Taehyung always had LOADS of that; none of which were true and none of which his company never bothered clarifying since some were borderline “??????” bcs “Um no. Mr. Kim is very busy being secretly gay” (but of course they didnt say that lol). 

-In actuality, both of them never got around to dating people because they were already busy dating each other. YEs. They were the ninja couple in the flesh. They were the sort that came from different backgrounds, from different entertainment companies and had no connection what so ever (as far as the public was aware of) + both of them were very privy about their personal lives anyway. They never even mentioned their sexual orientations, tho Yoongi did collaborated with other rappers, RM and HS, on a song that celebrated freedom in expressing one self (ft. lyrics talking about accepting all sorts of love) and Taehyung made an ambiguous remark on national tv during a talkshow, commenting about how a western LGBTQ movie he watched gave him hope or something ((idek)) and netizens were surprisingly chill about it (only bcs Tae always maintained a good, clean image and never caused any controversies even when he was at his peak so the article was just meh and got lots of downvotes for some homophobic comments).

-Both of them are known to be very generous donors when it comes to giving charity (also how they initially met). 

-The ONLY one time they were EVER photographed together by a journalist was during a charity event during one summer. Nothing glamorous. The photo was also very shaky with bad lighting + Yoongi’s eyes were closed when the camera went off. It was just a photo of Yoongi with model-turned-actor celebrity, Jin (they were really close friends) smiling at the camera. Taehyung was at the very back of the photo. His arm was the only thing included in the shot LMAO. 

-How they got together was nothing special. They just had many common friends like Jin, NJ, HS, JK (solo artist) and JM (choreographer). They just started dating from there. 

-Why journalists never suspected anything is bcs even when they hung out a lot as a group, they do rlly mundane stuff at rlly mundane places like chilling at anybody’s house, playing video games at anybody’s house (lots of activities within their own homes), eating at food stalls in less crowded areas, going to far away beaches etc. 

-As a couple, they were rlly good at being LOWKEY even tho on several rare occasions, their respective fans would see them together and make posts on the Internet 

((Blurry photo of Tae hollering at Yoongi’s concert; dressed in all black from top to bottom with snapback and mask and a merchandise light stick))

OP: OMG! Is TH friends with YG??? I saw him at the concert just now! Other ppl also saw JM and JK next to him. He had a huge bouquet of roses with him??? 

((Shaky photo of Taehyung and Yoongi’s backs at the beach))

OP: I saw two rlly good-looking men today at Jeju!! Do you guys think they are celebrities???

Comment: ??? Isnt that TH? That also looks like YG????? 

-but nobody rlly pay mind to them bcs it’d always boil down to ppl saying: “looks like YG’s manager. YG’s manager is tall after all” or that “lmao this is so random. why would they hang out with each other” and “pls stop posting stuff like this” or at the very least “maybe they’re friends. It’s not weird”.

-Otherwise, no blind items and no suspicions. Tho at one time, both of them went MIA for a period of time and people found out (much later after that) that coincidentally, they were both in Daegu for a few weeks and then a month after that, both of them were doing activities in the US with Taehyung being casted for a role in a Hollywood movie and Yoongi on break/holiday. But there were still no photos of them together. Also, it was normal for artists to coincide at the same places for different occasions. 

-How it DID break out was via accident. 

-It broke out via Hoseok’s instagram account. There was a post of a photo of two males with no caption. It was a photo with dim-lighting, there were fairy lights around, flowers everywhere, both of them clad in tuxes and a number of people around them. It looked like they were dancing and it seemed like a very private occasion in the attendance of a very selected few. 

-Though it was too dim and of low quality and the faces of the two males couldnt be seen in the photo, the post was quickly deleted and any articles on the net was rapidly removed. 

-Hoseok’s fans kicked up an uproar, thinking that it was Hoseok but he clarified as quickly as it started that it wasn’t him in the photo ((but he never mentioned who the couple was either, he refused to)).

-In the end, nobody knew what that photo really meant. But Hoseok later posted another photo of similar setting with 5 pair of hands in tuxes forming a huge ass love sign with the caption: “We are proud of you. Pls have lots of babies <3″ 

 ***((Taehyung was the one who went on to Hoseok’s instagram account and made the post bcs BTS were drunk one night of chilling/hanging out at JM’s house + he lost a bet + Yoongi was whining about how he wanted Tae to stop having dating rumours with leggy girl group idols lmao. So Tae, in his drunken state, thought “why not let the public know that I am already happily married to Min Yoongi for almost 3 and a half years just so they can stop shitting with us?”)) 

#writing for Taegi #MORE SHIT POSTING #WHY DID I WRITE THIs #WHY #Celebrity!AU #writing stuff

[mrbronzeskull]

Lmao answer them all and good luck ;)

I’m reblogging this, sans readmore, as it was brought to my attention that for at least one person, everything under that just didn’t show up. I humbly beg forgiveness for putting such a huge chunk of text on everyones dash.Spacey, you cheeky sod. I swear this is like the second time you’ve done this. (I both love and hate you for it) Here we fucking go: THIS TOOK AN HOUR AND A HALF TO DO 

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?I don’t exactly get physical with folks so I have to assume it was my ex, several months ago.2. Are you outgoing or shy?Shy, Bi and ready to die3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?@gpumidnazora​, some day.4. Are you easy to get along with?I guess so? Not very argumentative, very quiet, tell bad jokes.5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?I’d like to think so.6. What kind of people are you attracted to?All of them. More feminine aligned folks usually but super masc folks and androgynous peeps have totally taken my breath away too. Less general note, nerdy folk who I can obsess over something with. 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?I mean, I’m in one now and while it does have a massive issue because of distance, I’d like to think we can tough it out.8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?My girlfriend.9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?A little, I get flustered easily if im not super close with folks.10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?Fuck, uh, myself? I often have super deep conversations that I should probably talk to a therapist or someone about just aloud to myself. But if that isnt an acceptable answer, @gpumidnazora​ takes the cake.11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?“Oh hell, I thought I said hi when I got home and was all like ‘huh, she hasn’t replied, guess she’s already asleep” after I goofed up on letting my gf know I got home on time.12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?OH! I got one from just this morning! Let’s Face It I’m Cute by 11 Acorn Lane.Aside from that I’ve been all nostalgic lately so Mr Brightside by The KillersTeenage Dirtbag by WheatusGoodbye Stranger by SupertrampEverytime We Touch by Cascada13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?Yes. Please do. I’m a big sucker for this. Or any physical affection really. 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?Miracles not so much but its real hard to not think of things as lucky or unlucky for me15. What good thing happened this summer?I got plenty of hours at work! 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?Nope. No. Nuh. There’s two girls it might be and neither of those would be a good choice.17. Do you think there is life on other planets?I mean, it’s literally either that or we are completely alone in the entire universe. Which seems far more terrifying to me. So yeah. But I’m always thinking like microbial or basic life, rather than you know, aliens replete with UFOs and such.18. Do you still talk to your first crush?Nah, havent talked to her in years.19. Do you like bubble baths?I almost always shower, too big for the bath really.20. Do you like your neighbors?Fuck dude I dont even know my neighbours21. What are you bad habits?God, what isnt? Nail biting, snacking, bad sleep schedule, shower delays, then too long in the shower, generally messy22. Where would you like to travel?Canada, Tokyo, America, Brazil, Europe, New Zealand. Anywhere with snow23. Do you have trust issues?Yes? I’m not all that open. Until I am and it’s like BAM HERE’S MY ENTIRE LIFE STORY which is too much typically.24. Favorite part of your daily routine?Jerkin’ it just soooo right. Kidding. Mostly. Anytime cuddling my cat while catching up on Youtube videos is great.25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?My back. just all of that. Beats out the chewed nails and the flab and the face any time.26. What do you do when you wake up?Regret27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?Darker. But I’m such a shut in so that aint happening. Least it looks alright next to my paper white sister28. Who are you most comfortable around?Myself. Or my good friend Emily Mac, the @keepingitreluctant​ that you all know and love29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?One, and boy that was a fucking nightmare of a time.30. Do you ever want to get married?Not really? I mean, tax benefits are nice but I don’t care for it much.31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?Nah, or at least it’s the shittiest ponytail ever, though my hair is the longest it’s probably ever been.32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?I’d take a spin with pretty much anyone because dang most of them are hella good looking plus all that money you could earn through scandalous details afterwards. 33. Spell your name with your chin.zxzbnldyu. Perfect, nailed it. Funnily enough it’s pronounced ‘Ashley’34. Do you play sports? What sports?I played, emphasis on the ‘ed’, soccer (football) and tennis and fencing!35. Would you rather live without TV or music?TV, easy. I listen to music way more than I watch TV.36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?Who hasn’t? Though I have an awful habit of fallin in love with folks when I see them if they catch my eye. All the time. Everyone just looks so dang good and cute.37. What do you say during awkward silences?I’m more of a creator of awkward silences than an ender. Yay for being bad at simple conversation.38. Describe your dream girl/guy?Aw jeez. I mean I’m tempted to earn brownie points by just describing my lovely girlfriend. But if I had to draw up an ideal, I guess just a real sweet cutie who’s down for cuddling and playing games, preferably nice and short, all adorable and fun sized! Short hair is a plus.39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?I don’t shop often. So I guess Robinsons bookshop, EB games and Zing? is that the name of that store filled with ‘nerdy’ junk that’s like partnered with EB?40. What do you want to do after high school?Fuck man I went through high school not knowing and I still have no idea41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?I give so many second chances. Multiple.  But it does depend on the action. If you hurt me, no matter how much or how often, I’ll let it slide (possibly because I have 0 self respect) but if you fuck with my mates or are just a despicable person in general I will only give you a couple chances.42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?I’m almost always pretty quiet. but if i go silent mid conversation it probably means I’m trying to turn something that just got said into a really lame dad joke.43. Do you smile at strangers?yes and no. If I’m interacting with them or like they pass by and its only the two of us I’ll happily put on a (hopefully not creepy) smile but I won’t have a smile plastered on my face walking through a crowd.44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?Space. Definitely. 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?At the moment, the need to get to work46. What are you paranoid about?People finding out about the murders This and that, usual dark secrets.47. Have you ever been high?Yup and it was eh, I laughed at all sorts of junk but I got serious cottonmouth and had all sorts of gaps in my memory, even worse than normal which was scary.48. Have you ever been drunk?Plenty of times and I think I’m probably 50/50 on if i threw up or not.49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?Recently? I did get Maccas for dinner and pretend that I wasnt hungry when I got home after a rough day at workLess recently I fucked up in a life changing way that no one else knows of and I don’t know what to do about that.50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?Black51. Ever wished you were someone else?Again, who hasn’t? 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?Add a couple zeros to the end of my bank balance would be nice. But physically? Clean up my fucking back. 53. Favourite makeup brand?Afraid I really don’t know anything about any of them enough to make a judgement call. 54. Favourite store?Zing (im sticking with that name, fuck it) is fun to just chill in55. Favourite blog?God so many, you are all too great!56. Favourite colour?Turquoise 57. Favourite food?A good steak is hard to turn down58. Last thing you ate?Rice and mince.59. First thing you ate this morning?A caramel Up&Go to wash down some pills.60. Ever won a competition? For what?I’m more of a second place kinda person. Or was. It’s all been going downhill for a while in academic or sporting respect.61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?I almost got suspended/expelled after a particularly nasty and widespread tidbit rumour went around about me.62. Been arrested? For what?Nope.63. Ever been in love?I think so. I’m the kinda guy to say it pretty early. 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?Uh, I took my girlfriend of the time out to a roller skating rink, I couldn’t skate for shit and I couldnt look her in the eyes without turning away and blushing. Let alone hold a conversation. But afterwards she was kind enough to deign to grant me a kiss in the parking lot.65. Are you hungry right now?Nope, I’m good.66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?I talk to you guys just as much as them nowadays. But I would say I’m closer to them than anyone on tumblr, no offense. 67. Facebook or Twitter?Uh I have both but don’t use them.68. Twitter or Tumblr?Tumblr hands down, this is like my only social network platform69. Are you watching tv right now?Nope70. Names of your bestfriends?Emma, Emily, Hayley, Imogen, Lucinda, Ebony71. Craving something? What?Getting intimate with a guy, just accepting my bisexuality recently has kinda kicked that into overdrive. And now I’m blushin.72. What colour are your towels?We’ve got white, black and turquoise72. How many pillows do you sleep with?One73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?Not in about 10 years.74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?I wouldnt have a clue how many stuffed animals from when I was younger are still tucked away in the house75. Favourite animal?Meerkat.76. What colour is your underwear?Black77. Chocolate or Vanilla?Vanilla78. Favourite ice cream flavour?probably vanilla79. What colour shirt are you wearing?Black80. What colour pants?No pants!81. Favourite tv show?Brooklyn Nine Nine or Bojack Horseman82. Favourite movie?Iron Giant? Road to El Dorado? Spaceballs? Something nostalgic83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?There’s a second?84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?Mean Girls85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?Uh, fuck I dont remember the names. The lovely lesbian lass. She was great.86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?Bruce.87. First person you talked to today?My girlfriend88. Last person you talked to today?Verballly, my mum, text wise, my girlfriend89. Name a person you hate?Donald Motherfuckign Trump, I mean hating trump is as common as breathing air as it should be but man he’s such a fucking disgusting cunt.90. Name a person you love?My parents.91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?God I have spent many an hour dreaming of socking Trump right in that bullshit spewing mouth92. In a fight with someone?Not currently. Or at least, the feud is still open and so old it isn’t a fight anymore.93. How many sweatpants do you have?Two?94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?Two?95. Last movie you watched?Moana 96. Favourite actress?Ellen Page is up there for sure97. Favourite actor?Chris Pratt98. Do you tan a lot?Ha, most of my body isnt aware what the sun is99. Have any pets?Boy do I. 2 cats and 5 dogs. 10 chooks.100. How are you feeling?A tad tired.101. Do you type fast?Pretty average 102. Do you regret anything from your past?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA My memory is a whole lot of regrets floating in a void of forgotten moments.103. Can you spell well?W-E-L-L104. Do you miss anyone from your past?A past best friend of mine.105. Ever been to a bonfire party?I’ve hosted a couple and been invited to one106. Ever broken someone’s heart?I doubt it. Not exactly the type. (devastatingly good looking and/or callous)107. Have you ever been on a horse?Yup, wasn’t the thing for me108. What should you be doing?Sleeping?109. Is something irritating you right now?Well I’m now being inundated by regretful thoughts so that’s a bother.110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?Nah. 111. Do you have trust issues?I feel like this was already asked. But yeah, I would say so.112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?I haven’t cried in literal years. I don’t have a clue.113. What was your childhood nickname?It’s always just been Ash114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?Yup, I’ve been all over the place115. Do you play the Wii?I have, but its been a hot minute116. Are you listening to music right now?Yeah, I had Let’s Face It I’m Cute up for the link and it just played a whole bunch of electroswing music on youtube, now on The Noisy Freaks by Freak Orchestra at least I think thats the name and band, I’ve never heard it before117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?sure118. Do you like Chinese food?Probably not my favorite, but it’s nice119. Favourite book?Too many man, way too many. 120. Are you afraid of the dark?Not really.121. Are you mean?I don’t think so. I’m a weak willed pushover and generally benign and quiet122. Is cheating ever okay?Ugh, it’s not exactly commendable but like anything, it’s all circumstance123. Can you keep white shoes clean?I have white runners, which remain clean by the virtue of me never exercising.124. Do you believe in love at first sight?Not actually, but like i said before I get infatuated on sight all the time.125. Do you believe in true love?Not really.126. Are you currently bored?Buddy, my existence is being bored.127. What makes you happy?my pets.128. Would you change your name?I wanted to change my name to Seth when I was younger after years of “ashley is a girls name’ 129. What your zodiac sign?L1BR4130. Do you like subway?Yeah. it’s normally pretty tasty.131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?I mean, I’m currently dating and so is she so that would be a mess, but I doubt much would come of it.132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?Ok im 90000% sure this was already asked.133. Favourite lyrics right now?“No matter what I conjure it could not help me deflect/ The angry death, of every hopeful thought/ that I might be a lover or a fighter…”134. Can you count to one million?I suppose I could. Like I have the capacity. But I’d get bored and give the fuck up without good reason to do so135. Dumbest lie you ever told?fuck me, I lie, alot, it’s my go to defense. Which is bad. but whatever. Probably the one where I skipped tennis training and claimed that I was going to extra french lessons instead, which was immediately called out by the French teacher.136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?Closed. keep the cat in and the dogs out137. How tall are you?175 ish cms, which is 5′10″ i think138. Curly or Straight hair?Straight, despite threats of it getting curly should  I let it get longer than a college cut.139. Brunette or Blonde?Wait is this asking preferences. fuck. Uh, Brunette? I’m not fussed by hair colour. though I’d probably avoid redheads just because my mum and one sister are redheads 140. Summer or Winter?WINTER141. Night or Day?Night142. Favourite month?October? it’s got my birthday!143. Are you a vegetarian?Nope144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?Milk145. Tea or Coffee?meh, not fussed either way146. Was today a good day?sure! I got to start work 2/3 hours later than normal after a fucking killer three days.147. Mars or Snickers?Mars? I dont eat a lot of either148. What’s your favourite quote?I dont really have one off-hand149. Do you believe in ghosts?not really.150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? “Captain Thomas Kelly, from the forty-sixth Precinct, said; ‘It looks accidental. Grant may have suspected that his familiarity with Damien place him above danger, but a hungry python does not quibble about such niceties’”I know its more than a line, but that’s a hilarious quote. 

#long post #long as fuck post #ask list #spaceoutdreamer #ask

[tellytantra]

It Was A Sunday Morning And Sonakshi Was Running Here And There Behind Two Naughty Kids Inside The Devakshi Villa "Devansh!" "Suhana!" She Shouted On Top Of Her Lungs"Finish Your Breakfast Fast,Or Else I Won't Allow Both Of You To Watch TV,Or Play Video Games For Whole One Week!Understood?"Sonakshi Threatened Her 5 Year Old Twins Who Were Not Having Their Breakfast"No!We Will Not Eat."They Said In Unison"Dev!Just Look At Them,They Never Listen To Me. It's All Your Fault. You Have Completely Spoiled Them !"Sonakshi Complained To Her Husband,Tired Of Screaming On Their Children.Dev Who Was Engrossed In Reading The Newspaper First Looked Up At His Wife's Frustrated And Angry Face And Then At His Children's Gloomy Faces"What Is My Fault In All This?They Are Stubborn Just Like You."He Said And Shrugged His Shoulders"What Did You Say???I Am Stubborn?"Sonakshi Asked In A Shocked ToneDev Sighed And Folded The Newspaper And Kept It On The Dining Table"Hey My Little Chipmunks What Happened?Why Are My Babies Sad?"Dev Asked In A Sweet Voice "Daddy, Last Week Mommy Promised Us That We All Will Go On A Picnic Today But Now She Is Denying. Devansh Said And Both He And Suhana Pulled Out A Perfect Pout"Sonakshi?What's This You Never Told Me About This. If You Have Promised Them That We Will Go On A Picnic Then We Will Go Why Are You Saying No To The Kids Now?"Dev Asked"Dev Last Week I Didn't Know About Your Australia Tour Na! Your Flight Is Tomorrow And If We Will Go For A Picnic Today Then You Will Become Tired And It Will Be Not Good For Your Health."Sonakshi Explained"So What?For Me,Your And My Kid's Happiness Is Most Important.I Can't See Them Like This."Dev Said"So My Chipmunks Get Ready We Are Going On A Picnic!"Dev Said In An Excited Voice And The Kids Jumped On Him With Happiness And Showered Him With KissesSonakshi Smiled Looking At Her FamilyShe Felt Like The Luckiest Girl On Earth To Be Blessed With A Loving And Caring Husband Like Dev And These Two Beautiful Babies. "Yayaya!Daddy Is The Best."The Children Ran Into Their Room To Get Ready Screaming And Squealing In Joy"So,Mrs Sonakshi Dev Dixit Now It's Your Turn To Kiss Me." Dev Said With A Naughty Smirk When He Was Assured that both of them were Alone."Shameless!"She Said Blushing"What?I Am Taking You All For A Picnic Doesn't I Deserve A Thank You Kiss?"Dev Said Leaning Forward And Sonakshi Did The Same And Now Their Lips Were Only An Inch Apart When She Backed Off And Kissed Him On His Right Cheek And Then Quickly Ran Inside The Kitchen To Prepare Some Food For Their Picnic.Dev Smiled At His Wife's Antics And Went Into The Kid's RoomHe Entered The Room To Find Both The Kids Fighting Over A ToyHe Shook His Head In Amusement And Cleared His Throat To Make An Announcement"Ok Babies Listen To Daddy Very Carefully"Their Eyes Became Big And They Stopped Fighting In The Midway,And Now Both Were Curious To Know What Announcement Their Daddy Was Going To Make"Yesh Dad What Happened?"They Both Asked "It's Something Very Important Babies."He Said In A Serious Tone"Come Here!"He Bent And Told His Kids To Come Close,and The Kids Brought Their Ears Close To Their Daddy's Lips To Hear What He Was Going To SayHe Said Something In Their Ears With A Mischievous Smile And The Kids Giggled After Listening To Their Father's Instructions So Is It Clear My Dear Chipmunks?Dev AskedAye Aye Captain!The Children Said In UnisonDev Smiled And Kissed Both His Bundles Of JoyAfter Dev's Session Of Exclusive Instructions Was Finished,He Asked The Kids To Finish Their Packing And Went Outside The RoomIn The Kitchen sonakshi Was Preparing Sandwiches, Burgers And Tasty French Fries For The Kids And Special Bengali Payesh(Kheer) Specially For DevHe Loves The Kheer She Makes.She Was Smiling Thinking About The First Time When She Prepared Payesh For Him.She Was Hell Nervous Whether He Would Like It Or Not.Her Memory Went Back To That Day"Dev,Aaj Na Maine Aapke Liye Apne Haatho Se Payesh Banaya Hai.Ye Meri Ma Ki Khud Ki Recipie Hai.Taste Karke Bataiye Na Kaisa Bana Hai."Sonakshi Said Fidgeting With Her Dupatta With Nervousness Written All Over Her Face"Hmmm!Tumne Banaya Hai?Tab To Ruko Mai Apna Health Insurance Ka Status Check Kar Leta Hun."He Joked Earning A Punch On His Arms From Sona.He Took A Spoonful Of Payesh In His Mouth And Started Chewing It And Sona Could See His Facial Expressions Changing As If He Is Going To ChokeShe Was Anxiously Waiting For His Reply.After Finishing The First Morsel Dev Looked Towards Her And Said "Sona,Ye Kya Banaya Hai Tumne?Na To Chawal Theek Se Paka Hai Aur Na Hi Ye Meetha Hai.Tum Please Cook Na Hi Kiya Karo!"And After Hearing This Tears Started Brimming In Her Eyes And She Said "I Am Sorry Dev,Mai Bhi Na Paagal Hun Mujhe Pehle Hi Samajh Jaana Chahiye Tha Ki Cooking Mere Bas Ki Baat Nahi Hai" With This She Started To Take Away The Bowl To Throw It In The DustbinSuddenly Dev Started Laughing Loudly And She Gave Him A Puzzled Look.He Came Near Her And Wiped Her Tears And Took Her Hands In His And Said "Socho Agar Mai Waisa Wala Husband Hota To?"She Wanted To Bang His Head Somewhere That Day But Then Ended Up Kissing Him When He Genuinely Appreciated Her Cooking And Told Her That He Loved The PayeshShe Came Out Of Her Thoughts When She Felt A Tug On Her Dupatta.She Turned Around Only To Be Welcomed With The Cutest Sight Of Her Life, Both Devansh And Suhana Were Holding One-one Corner Of Her Dupatta With A Cute Pout On Their FacesShe Knew Exactly What They Were Here For"No One Loves Me!They Only Love Their Dad."She Said Faking To Be Sad "Anyways Mom Is Always The Bad One Na That's Why She Is Cooking The Items Which Devansh And Suhana Doesn't Like" She Said Stifling Her SmileThe Kid's Eyes Grew Wide"Mom You Are The Besht Mom Of This World! Isn't It Suhana?"Devansh Quickly Said In Order Please His Mom"Yesh Mom." She Noded Her Head!"And You Are The Besht Cook Alsho.You Make So Yummy Sandwiches And Burgers."Suhana Said In A Very Sincere Manner"We Love You Sooo Much!!"They Both Said"Really?And How Much?"Sonakshi Asked Trying Hard Not To Smile"Thi...S Much!"They Both Spread Their Hands Wide And Joined Them Showing How Much They Love Their MomSonakshi Was Smiling Wide Now "How Adorable You Two Are!" She Said In AweBoth Devansh And Suhana's Lips Broke Into Wide Smiles Showing Their Teeth"Come Here!" Sonakshi Picked Both Of Them One By One And Made Them Sit On The Kitchen CountertopThey Both Were Surprised To See All Their Favourite Food Items In Plates Sonakshi Gave Them A Smirk And Both Of Them Showerd Her With Kisses And Then They Ran Of To Pack Their ToysSonakshi Was Getting Ready In Their BedroomShe Was Wearing Jeans And A Silk KurtiShe Was Applying Lipstick When Dev Came And Hugged Her From Back"Wow Kya Baat Hai! My Wify Is Looking Very Beautiful."He Said In A Husky VoiceSonakshi Blushed Her Cheeks Were Adorned With A Light Shade Of RedThank You My Dear Hubby." She Said Turing Towards Him And Wrapped Her Arms Around His Shoulder He Bent Forward And Claimed Her Lips In A Long And Passionate Kiss"I Don't Want To Get Late For The Picnic!" She Winked And Ran Outside The Room As Soon As They Broke Apart Before Dev Could Proceed FurtherDev Smiled And Followed Her.In The Drawing room They Saw That Devansh And Suhana Were Trying To Lift The Picnic Basket With Their Little Hands.They Were In Awe But Sonakshi Quickly Went And Took The Basket In Her Hands"My Cutie Pies Thank You So Much For Your Help Dear But Its Very Heavy You Both Won't Be Able To Lift It." She Said And Dropped Kisses On Their HeadsDev Went Towards The Main Door And Shouted "Common My Three Musketeers Lets Get Going Or Else We Will Get Late!""Aye Aye Captain." Sonakshi And The Kids Said In Unison And Followed Dev Towards The Car, Dev And The Kids Kept The Baskets In The Car While Sona Locked The House.Then They Drove Off For Their Picnic With Happiness On Their Faces Dev Was Driving The Car And The Kids Were Sitting On The Back Seat Playing With Each OtherWhile Sonakshi Was Sitting Beside Dev And She Was Getting Very Bored."Dev I Am Getting Bored!" Sonakshi Said &Pouted"What Can I Do About It My Love??"Dev Asked"Umm How About If We Play Antakshari?" Sonakshi Suggested"Nooo!!"The Kids Shouted Suddenly Who Were Earlier Engrossed In PlayingSonakshi Was Taken Aback At Their Sudden Scream"Woahh What Was That?"Sonakshi Asked In A Surprised Tone"Nothing Shona, Its Just That The Kids Have Decided That We Will Play Antakshari On The Picnic Spot Only. Isnt It Babies??" Dev Said And Turned Towards The Kids And Winked At Them"Ye..Yesh Mom!!Exactly,It Will Be Fun. Isn't It Daddy?"The Kids Said"Yesh!! And I Will Be Able To Dance There Alsho" Suhana Said In Holding The Frills Of Her Frock"Ok,Baba As You All Say." Sonakshi Said Sadly And Reclined Her Head Comfortably To Have A Nap."Sonakshi?Sonakshi?Wake Up Sleepyhead. We Have Reached On The Picnic Spot." Dev Tried Waking Up His Wife From Her Beauty Sleep"Umm,Hum Pahuch Gaye Kya?" Sonakshi Said Rubbing Her Eyes"Yes My Love,Aur Dekho Baccho Ne To Poora Setup Bhi Laga Liya." He Said Pointing Towards The Kids Who Were Almost Done With Arranging The Things At The Perfect Spot Which Their Father Had Selected.Sonakshi Stepped Out Of The Car And Was Awestruck To See The Beautiful Scenery Before Her Eyes.The Sight Of Lush Green Grass In Front A Beautiful Lake,Which Was Shining Like A Diamond Due To The Sun Rays Falling On It Was Something To Behold For A Lifetime."Oh My God Dev,This Is So Beautiful!!" She Complimented Her Husband's Choice And Hugged Him"Do You Like It?"Dev Inquired"I Love It."She Replied With A Huge Smile"Mamma!Papa?Aap Dono Waha Kyu Khade Ho?Come Let's Play"Devansh And Suhana Held Sona And Dev's Hand Respectively And Dragged Them To Play With Them.Soon They Were Playing Hide And Seek TogetherThen After Sometime They Got Hungry And Jumped On The Tasty Food Items Which Sonakshi Had Prepared.After Satisfying Their Hungry Stomach They Were Thinking What To Do Next."Hey Guys!Let's Play Antakshari Now." Sonakshi Said Happily After Thinking Sometime.The Father And The Kids Trio Looked At Each Other's Face Knowing That This Time Sona Wouldn't Let It Go So They Had To Agree."Hey Sona Look There!"Dev Said Pointing His Finger In AirSona Turned To Look At That Direction But Found Nothing She Turned Back And Gave Him A 'are You Mad Look'"Oh No You Missed It, That Was A Very Beautiful Bird."Said Dev Sensing Her Trail Of Thoughts"Leave It."She SaidLet's Start With The Game Guys" With This She Started The Famous "Baithe-baithe Kya Kare Karna Hai Kuch Kaam Shuru Karo Antakshari Lekar Prabhu Ka Naam."Sona Recited The Lines And It Was Her Turn To Sing First.She Started Singing And Her Three Audiences Were Swaying Their Heads With Closed Eyes As If They Were Drowned In The Melody Of Her Singing.Suddenly Something Striked Her. She Stopped Singing But They Didn't Stop Swaying Their Heads.This Made Her Suspicious, She Stood Up And Tip Toed Towards Dev And Patted His ShoulderHe Opened His Eyes And Looked Up To See Her Giving A 'what's Going On Here?' Look"Woh We... Actually..."He Fumbled And Elbowed Devansh Who Was Sitting Beside Him Who In Turn Patted Suhana's Shoulder Asking Her To Open Her EyesNow All Three Of Them Were Looking At Sonakshi With A Horrified Face.Sonakshi Bent Down And Removed The Ear Plugs From Their Ears One By One And Threw Them Away.They Were Still Scared Of Sonakshi's Reaction,But Then Sonakshi Started Laughing Whole HeartedlyHearing Her Laughing The Three Of Them Sighed In Relief"Mamma?Aap Humpe Gussa Nahi Ho?"Meri Koi Fault Nahi Hai Mamma. Wo To Daddy Ne Hume Special Warning Di Thi Aapki Singing Ke Baare Me Aur Earplugs Bhi Lene Ko Bola."Devansh Blurted The Truth CutelyShe Picked Him Up In Her Lap And Kissed Him "No My Dear!Mumma Aap Logo Se Gussa Nahi Hai. Mumma Ko Pata Hai That Mamma Is A Bad Singer But You Know Na Jab Aap Log Aisi Cute Antics Karte Ho To Mumma Ko Kitni Happiness Milti Hai,That's Why Mumma Ne Jaan Bhooj Kar Ye Sab Kiya."She ConfessedAnd All Of Them Burst Out Laughing"Oh! To Meri Ma Se Unka Beta Cheen Kar Yaha Khushiya Mana Rahi Ho Tum!" Came A Rude CommentThey Looked Up To Find Neha Standing There With Her Second Husband Rohit"Neha Tum?"Dev And Sona Said In A Shocked Tone"Han Bhai Main. Kyu Khushi Nahi Hui Apni Behen Ko Dekhkar? Aur Hogi Bhi Kyu Biwi Ke Ghulam Jo Ban Gaye Ho Aap." Neha Taunted Looking At Sonskshi"Neha!!!" Dev Shouted"Apna Muh Band Rakh. Meri Biwi Se Aise Baat Karne Ka Koi Haq Nahi Banta Tujhe. Us Ghar Se,Ma Se Alag Hone Ka Faisla Mera Tha Kisi Ne Bhi Mujhe Force Nahi Kiya. Aur Rahi Baat Ma Ki To Mai Abhi Bhi Apne Bete Hone Ka Farz Bhoola Nahi Hun. Uski Har Zaroorat Ko Poora Karna,Uski Sehat Ka Khyaal Rakhna,Usse Milna Ye Sab Aaj Bhi Karta Hun Mai.""Aaj Mai Agar Alag Hun To Sirf Uski Apni Insecurity Ki Wajah Se,Usne Kabhi Sona Ko Samjha Hi Nahi,Use Apnaya Hi Nahi. Uske Pota Poti Bhi Usse Har Hafte Milte Hai Maine Usse Uska Koi Haq Nahi Cheena. Aur Main Bhi Usse Yahi Ummeed Karta Tha Ki Wo Mujhse Meri Khushi Meri Sona Ko Mujhse Alag Na Kare. Jo Hona Tha Wo Ho Gaya Ab Hum Sab Apni Chhoti Si Duniya Me Bahut Khush Hai. Isse Pehle Ki Mai Kuch Aisa Waisa Bol Dun Aur Tujhe Bura Lag Jaye Tu Chali Ja Yaha Se" Dev Vented Out His FrustrationAfter Hearing This Neha Was Going To Retort But His Husband Took Her Away From There Understanding The Seriousness Of The SituationHe Turned Back Only To Find Sonakshi In Tears. His Heart Broke. He Can't See Her PainHe Gently Held Her Hands And Made Her Look Into His Eyes And Gave A Slight Nod Gesturing Her To Speak"Dev Aap Jaante Hai Na Maine Kabhi Bhi Aapko Ma Se Alag Nahi Karna Chaha. Mai Waise Ladki Nahi Hun Dev,Mai To Sabke Saath Miljulkar Rehna Chahti Thi But..."Shh...Chup Ho Jao Sona." Dev Said Before She Could Complete Her Sentence"Jo Kuch Bhi Hua Usme Tumhari Koi Galti Nahi Hai,Samjhi Tum?"Apne Aap Ko Doshi Samajhna Band Kar Do.""Us Din Agar Ma Ne Wo Prenup Ke Papers Mujhe Na Diye Hote To Mai Kabhi Unke Andar Tumhare Liye Jo Nafrat Hai Use Kabhi Samajh Hi Nahi Paata""Us Din Unhone Mujhe Unke Aur Tumhare Beech Me Kisi Ek Ko Chose Karne Ko Bola. Tabhi Mai Samajh Gaya Ki Hum Teeno Ek Chhat Ke Neeche Kabhi Bhi Ek Saath Nahi Reh Sakte."He Wiped Her Tears And Said "I Am Glad That I Chose You. Look We Are A Complete Family Now."He Spread His Arms And Both The Kids Ran And Hugged Him And Their MomDev Said "Our Family Is Perfect!" "Just Perfect"Added Devansh And Suhana Happily.Sonakshi Smiled And Thanked God For Blessing Her With Such Loving People In Her Life And Prayed To Keep Any Evil Eye Far Away From Her Family.                        The End Writer: DevakshiLover

http://jodifiction.blogspot.com/2019/07/devakshi-os-our-perfect-family-dev.html

#SEO #Local SEO training Devakshi OS || Our Perfect Family || Dev | Sonakshi | KRPKAB http://jodific