#i was just trying to come up with a shower thought shitpost but how can i top this

[the-possum-writes]

Story Previews [January]

Here are the main stories I've been going back and forth recently (that are most likely to be published soon)

❥Finn the human

❥Elktaur (Centaurworld)

❥Dr. Faust (Guilty Gear)

❥ Finn the Human

Type: Short scenario (Tumblr request for flower hill themed fluff)

60% finished

Notes: It's the once with more progress rn, has a clear direction, just need the head space to fill in descriptions of the scenary.

"How much longer till we leave this place? It feels like we've been digging nonstop for days."

The map crinkles beneath your calloused hands, which are covered in fabric bandages, clearing the dust so you can see your math equations in the corner. "It should be a few feet away; once the ground turns to sand, we're good."

"Do you mean this?"Finn switched to a shovel to remove the few rocks that were intertwined with streams of gray sand and seashells. The dust filling the cave became so overwhelming that you raised the bandana on your neck to your lower jaw, stuffing the map in your pocket in order to help Finn before he gets buried alive. Once the sand broke away into a hole on the cieling the two of you are showered in natural sunlight that burns your pupils like lemon juice on an open wound.

Finn burst into a cheery laugh. "I never knew I'd be so happy to get blind looking at the sun." he rubs his eyes a few times before getting used to the exterior, stretching and arm out to help you climb out of the hole.

❥ Dr. Faust (Guilty Gear) (idea I had, segs pollen type of prompt)

Type: oneshot

17% finished

Notes: Just started this one a few days ago after listening to the ost, there's barely any content for him and I was hit with a burst of inspiration for Smut potential. This is the story I'm gaining alot of traction with, but it'll take a while to finish since it's not a priority to upload yet.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Almost immediately a door opens up and out of it pops up is a tall man with a paper bag over his head, looks like you found the right guy. "Yes~? Oh my, you don't look so well."

You wanted to chuckle at his reaction. Knowing you don't need a medical degree to know you look like shit. "Do I need to schedule an appointment?" you're hesitant to ask, not knowing how you can stand another minute like this if he declines, but manners make the person.

The doctor crouching at the doorway pulls out a clipboard from god knows where, thoughtfully skimming through the pages as he raises his view at the empty waiting room a few times. "Not at all! please come in come in." he booms joyfully. Papers flying in the air as he suddenly chucks the clipboard behind his back. A thankful smile briefly flashes by your lip, but it faded when your trembling arms struggle to lift yourself from the counter, luckily there was no need to stand up on your own since a freakishly long arm grabbed you by the waist, spun you around like a swivel chair and before you knew it (once the room stopped spinning) you're already sitting inside the doctor's office in a hospital gown.

You're caught off guard by his ability, grasping at your gown in shock to make sure it's real.

"Now, tell me dear patient tell me about your condition?" he asks patiently, with his gloved hands intertwined together, humorously sitting behind a desk too small for his long body, needing to bend each leg over the sides like an adult sitting on a child's desk.

❥Elktaur (fic update - new chapter)

Type: update

9% finished

Notes: This is the poor baby I admit i abandoned, it was kinda hard getting into the right head space for Elk, (as much as I love the shitpost kind of writing I want to tackle his themes appropriately) but I'm slowly picking up where I left it since I had two unfinished drafts. Will try to finish it as soon as possible since it can wrap up easily if I place the puzzle pieces in order.

Elktaur's hooves clamp against the cobblestone road as he makes his way home, he massages the back of his stiff neck after a particularly long day at work, apparently someone thought it was a good idea to store peanut butter jars right beside an open hatch of delicate machinery. Let's just say one thing led to another and now there's peanut butter everywhere, having to shut down the portal in order to make repairs.

"Jefferson pass me the screwdriver," Elktaur would order, the sweat running down his non-existent brow as he holds a firm grip on a wrench clogged between a row of gears to keep them from running, hence why he calls for help, but the assistance from another centaur proved impatient as Elk was handed a kabob. "What the-? Jeff couldn't you wait until lunchtime." Elktaur grits between his teeth, the wrench slipping from his grasp.

"Huh? But it's 5 minutes til lunchtime and I'm already starving, here have a kabob." the gophertaur offers but Elk refuses.

"Can't you see we have a portal to fix! Look at all those people waiting in line," In his scolding Elk momentarily looses his hold on the wrench, almost slipping past his fingertips before gripping it again. "Ugh you centaurs only focus on food, I'll get it myself." Elk attempts to stretch himself towards the screwdriver, but this Elktaur isn't made of rubber nor does he possess the goofy centaurworld qualities to pull it off. Resulting in him losing his balance with the wrench coming loose and falling out of its spot between the gears, the unfixed parts get stuck in smudges of peanut butter.

The bell rings to announce lunchtime, with a group of them getting together. "We're gonna head out for some sloppy Joe's, wanna come?" one of the friendly rift workers offers but it only frustrated Elktaur even more. "Are you serious?! Go on and eat your sloppy Joe's, I'll stay and handle this on my own." he snapped at the amicable worker. They didn't direct anything else towards him but he can still hear them say something like "What's his deal?" and "Told ya he wouldn't come, he never does." but to Elktaur their opinions of him are meaningless as long as he can trust his own skill.

Instead of singing today he walks past stalls and shops in utter silence, listening to the ambience noise coming from external conversations. "What would my unpredictable housemate be up to?" He wonders as a comfort, tracing back the steps of what's happened the past week. After the concert you backed off from playing matchmaker and gave him some room to breathe, but it's not like it's made things easier for him. Seeing you everyday in such a domestic setting does something to him, preparing coffee, sharing a meal with him, engaging in small talk while he tinkers away... even the thought of you makes him giddy.

When Elktaur comes home hes finds the workshop is left spotless, the floors were mopped, the couch cushions are new in color and even the cleaning products were scrubbed clean except for the kitchen that was messy with what he can only describe as a cooking recipe gone wrong.

[dreamcatcherrs]

can u do streamers with a plus size reader? ty i love ur fics ♡

+ reminder! every body type is beautiful in its own way, and I’m sure that all of the mcyts would want to date a person of any size! hope you enjoy<3

++ I also added a couple of insecurities that are common for a lot of people cause I felt like it ^-^

dating a plus size reader; mcyt x reader

dream:

dream is an absolute softie for you

he will literally carry you anywhere you go

even if you insist for him not to

he just lifts you up into his arms and runs off with you

as I’ve mentioned before, he loves squishy places of the body

especially the booty ;)

so expect a lot of grabbing whenever he’s near you (with your consent, of course)

always tells you how amazing you look

even if you’re only wearing sweatpants and a basic tee and feel like absolute shit

and he would definitely have you pose for pictures of his merch

georgenotfound:

he loves resting his head on you

uses your chest as his personal pillow

he thinks it’s absolutely crazy how you’re able to make every outfit look good

like, you could wear a plastic bag and still look like a model to him

you two go out to eat fast food at the most random times

some days midnight, some days at 5am

admires your confidence

sapnap:

THIGHS THIGHS THIGHS

he loves your thighs sooo much and always has his hands (or eyes) on them

he almost holds your thigh more than your hand

and he just thinks you’re so gorgeous and can’t believe he can call you his

but when he finds out you don’t think so, his mind is blown

like... what?

are you blind????

he tells you how “you’re so fucking hot” every day until you start thinking so yourself

badboyhalo:

loves baking cakes with you

and makes sure you’re always well fed

he absolutely adores your stretch marks!

he loves just tracing his fingers over the lines

following them around with his fingertips

and gets very focused about it to a point where he stops listening to you talk

he makes sure you never feel down about something as natural as stretch marks

and makes sure to kiss every place you're insecure about

technoblade:

techno literally doesn't care what you look like

he only cares if you're happy, cause he really hates seeing you sad

especially when he can't do anything about it

so when he catches you one day looking at yourself in the mirror with a look of disgust 

his heart crumbles in his chest

sits you down to talk about it

and gets more touchy afterwards along with spurring out compliments more often

wilbur soot:

wilby is also a big sucker for thighs

he’s not super grabby, but he gets his point across;

that he absolutely loves every part of your body

to be honest, like techno, I see wilbur as someone who literally does not care what you look like

if he likes you, he’ll love the way you look either way

he is very appreciative of soft, fleshy parts of your body

that he can just cling onto when he wants

jschlatt:

fuck, does schlatt love to have you on his lap

like he might not come across as someone who’s cuddly

but I’m telling you

he is super cuddly

he just wants someone to hold and to be held by

he needs that physical touch and he just can't seem to keep his hands off of you

he’ll tell you “you look so stupid right now”, laugh, and then give you a big ol’ bear hug

jokes aside, he makes sure you know just how dizzyingly beautiful you look 24/7

corpse husband:

fishnets, legs, fishnets, legs

even if you don't like wearing fishnets, he’s just all; legs, grab, thighs, squish

no but seriously he loves your legs so much

they just catch his attention and immediately make him go soft

without you doing anything you’ll just hear him giggle at you

and then realise he’d been looking at you for a hot minute, just taking in how absolutely stunning you look

and he doesn't fail to let you know that :)

karl jacobs:

like wilbur, I think he just genuinely doesn't care and loves you regardless of what you look like

we all know that karl’s way of showing affection is through touch

so he loves cuddling up to you

using your chest as a pillow and engulfing you in his arms

and he’ll be whining within a second if you even a much as try to move away from him

something he doesn't realise he does, but you do, is that he will just randomly hold on tight to a certain part of your body

even if you're just talking

his hands will be on you without him even noticing

and it’s really cute

skeppy:

I’ve mentioned this before, but I think that skeppy really likes the way skirts look on you

or tight-fitting jeans

anything that compliments your body, really

though he does like the way you look without any clothes on

anyways, he fucking loves your body so much

and any person who thinks differently is not his friend

he’s always hugging you

or brushing his knuckles over your arms lovingly

small touches are his forté

fundy:

he can never seem to keep his eyes off of you

no matter how hard he tries, you’re just too gorgeous

isn’t the touchiest of the boys, but when he’s in the need for some physical touch, he’s very obvious about it

will start off by holding your hand

and then maybe move onto hugging you from behind

comes off pretty clingy once he needs that love and affection

he just loves touching you; maybe cause your skin is soft? he’ll never tell you (it’s his little secret)

quackity:

MMMME GUSTAAA

he looooooves loves loves  how, and I quote, “thicc you are”

and he gets so clingy, too

makes grabby hands at you if he needs to to catch your attention

and definitely, without a doubt, uses your chest as his personal pillow

he’s also a squisher

your thigh’s kinda become his little stress toy

alex will fully commit to being a complete simp for you - he does not care at this point

can get blushy sometimes when he catches himself looking at you for too long

punz:

if you thought that sapnap would be wild when it comes to thighs, let me introduce you to this man

luke is a massive sucker for some thick thighs

and don't even get me started on the flesh on your hips

he lowkey has an addiction to constantly keeping his hands on there, but it’s not like you mind

it’s like his hands are glued onto you sometimes

holding on tightly or gently, doesn't matter

and sometimes he’ll even get lost in the way his fingers dig into your skin

can't fathom the fact that you're all his

awesamdude:

sam is literally the cutest🥺

gives you compliments all the time

and literally always has a hand on you to gently caress your skin

and he is always gentle with his touches

and I mean always

drawing circles onto your back or arm using his thumb

placing small kisses on your temple

he always posts pictures of you on his instagram and twitter

has like one or two pictures of himself, and the rest are of you :]

slimecicle:

literally smothers you with love and affection

he loves the little dents in your thighs from cellulite

finds it sooo attractive

loves to trace his fingers over the dents

notices immediately if there are changes in your eating habits

and will confront you the second he notices cause he can't bare the thought of you eating less than usual

makes sure it never happens again

eret:

they have a special seat for you right on his lap

if you were comfortable with it she’d love for you to sit with them in his streams

SHOWERS you with compliments

constantly

and leaves trails of kisses everywhere

even if you whine about it being too much or distracting you

he ignores it and continues

can't believe she’s ended up with such a god/dess as you

jack manifold:

jack was completely shocked when he found out you were insecure about your body

what was there to be insecure about?

to his eyes you were completely perfect, and he just couldn’t understand how… you couldn’t see that?

makes sure you now how absolutely stunning you are

can't help but to show you off to everyone (he is a leo after all)

and also let’s his hands roam all over you - with your consent, of course!

adores you so much

tommy:

tommy had seriously never thought of it before you’d said that you didn’t want a piece of cake after he asked

and he goes; why?????

and you’re like; I shouldn't eat it

and he’s even more ???

doesn't know what why or when you decided you “shouldn't” do something as normal as eating

it’s so very obvious how soft he is for you when it’s just the two of you

and even succumbs to his soft side in front of others if he gets too caught up in your beauty

tubbo:

tubbo just… doesn't care

like, at all

but of course he notices the absolute beauty of you, and will simp for you

doesn't shower you with compliments, but gives subtle signs

a common one is squeezing your hand

or calling you cute or adorable

brushing a strand of hair out of your face

simplicity is his thing

ranboo:

lots of hugsss

unintentionally squeezes too hard so you have to tap his shoulder 

and he just giggles

he likes resting his head on practically any part of your body

cause you're so comfy

wants to constantly fondle you in his arms

he’s become so used to clinging to you, it’s just by instinct at this point

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[pinkandgreenroom]

I was tagged by @mona-liar, thank you so much!!!! ❤❤❤

I tag @im-not-a-monster, @ojibways, @brrave-face, @soullessminyard, @pinktop-s, @thottiehardy, @acelucky

1. Why did you choose your url? I was 16 when I started this blog and I wanted to make sure no one in real life could find it so I somehow went with that name? Idk, I have always liked the pink and green colour combination I guess and this was the only good thing I could come up with (and tbh, I never found a better name so it stays) 2. Any side blogs? Nope 3. How long have you been on tumblr? Too long, since November 2011....UGH...it's gonna be 10 damn years in a few months.... 4. Do you have a queue tag? No, either I am online and go on reblog sprees or I am not and there is silence 5. Why did you start this blog in the first place? A friend of mine showed me this site and her blog and I thought it was interesting and half a year later I made myself a blog as well...tbh I started because I wanted to reblog pretty pictures and maybe use this a bit as a diary? And guess what I am still using this as. 6. Why did you choose your icon? Because the song slaps and their performance was so good, I am still grinning like an idiot when I think of it. 7. Why did you choose your header? Because that is a mood tbh and because he is drinking beer. Also I just happen to love this dude very very much 8. How many mutuals do you have? I have no idea...probably a lot but I only talk to a handful and with the rest it's just silently following each other and occasionally reblogging some stuff from each other 9. How many followers do you have? I don't know tbh? Like I never really check the number, I just see whenever someone new follows but that's it 10. How many do you follow? I literally have no idea, maybe around 300 people? But like half of them are probably inactive and I only follow them cause we're mutuals 11. Have you ever made a shitpost? Yes and they are my most popular posts for some reason -_- 12. How often do you use tumblr a day? Nearly every day for several hours....too much, I am trying to reduce it though 13. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? Yes, some years ago...and it was super stupid and not really a fight but unpleasant nontheless...and yes it was my fault because I was a) incredibly stupid and b) unnecessarly hateful...but well, that is long in the past, now I can vagueblog better 14. How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts? I hate them so much and I usually try to ignore them 15. Do you like tag games? YES!!!! I love them!! 16. Do you like ask games? YES, I like to ask someone something and shower them with love and to recieve love in return!!! 17. Which mutuals do you think are tumblr famous? I can think of a few, mainly because their posts blew up or they are getting weird replies but tbh I have no idea 18. Do you have a crush on a mutual? No. I never had a crush on anyone so I wouldn't know tbh. But I know they are incredibly beautiful <3

#tag game #that was fun to do

[solaeter]

hello op! this is my first time requesting something. I hope I don't fuck it up.

I'm Miley, and my favorite emoji is ✨ (so I can be sarcastic on text lol) I also like going 🖐️😔 at almost everything

I hope I'm doing this right

I think I'm straight, but you could say bicurious. I'm brown, like Asian brown, i wear glasses :) I'm 5'6 in height, people tell me I have nice fingers idk why lol

I have a lil acne :( but I don't care much about it lol it izz what it izz

My love language is physical touch hehe followed by words of affirmation :) *touch starved since 2020 *

I am an ESTP, an April Aries 🌝 I think I'm an ambivert. I like people and talking to ones I share interests with. I can be shy sometimes... I have been told I am very loud and "savage" lol

Umm about sexual preferences I can say I took the test 🌝 and turns out I'm 100% switch followed by degradee and experimentalist. I think that says everything lol

I hate liars, slow walkers, mangoes, whiners, scary movies (yes.), Karens and sappy couples. I love memes, cake, anime, manga, twitter and painting. I love alternative rock and indie pop music.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE AND IT SCARES ME lol I study science and chemistry goes over my head T_T

I want someone to be honest with me? Keep it real? and not bore me out. Unpredictable? Idk myself. I don't believe in soulmate au, I think both sides must put on effort to make a relationship work.

I think wearing eyeliner gives me confidence, it makes me feel good about myself. I like it when I'm able talk to people and hear their thoughts.

As you can tell I use *lol and memes as a coping mechanism.

I am really hoping this is ok. It's 2 am and I cannot think straight but it was nice writing this out lol

Hope you have a good day ahead! Drink water and be safe byeee love you

Jujutsu Kaisen Matchup Event | CLOSED

Thank you so much for participating!!! Oh my goodness this took me soo long cause of endless distractions and irl things 😫. Pls forgive me and thanks again!! 💕💕

Out of everyone in Jujutsu Kaisen, I pair you with..

First off, congratulations on getting the legend himself to settle down! Secondly, mere height difference will have Gojo either teasing you or using you as a personal armrest. Plus he finds it insanely adorable cause you're just so fuckin cute and he just cannot 🥺. This bastard will steal your glasses and look into them before giving them back. Or he'll trade you his just so you can see the pitch black view he can only see out of. If you question him about it, he'll make some type of witty remark just to boost his own ego. Gojo will shower you with compliments, ranging from sweet to down right lewd. It just depends on his mood at that moment. Plus he cannot go without commenting about your gorgeous, beautiful and perfect figure. He’s also the one to compliment your makeup, especially how it makes your eyes pop. Honey, you have him wrapped around your finger. 

From the moment you two started dating, Satoru was all over you. He thrives off affection and touch just as much as you, if not more. He will always have a hand on you, whether it be locked with yours or resting on the small of your back. He just has to have his hands on you, but if you need space or something, he will pout but listen. Maybe not for long of course 🙄. Satoru is good with words, easily swaying anyone [except other women, pls honey he’s lucky to have you] so he'll have you covered anytime you need some type of affirmation. Just be sure to do the same for him, even though he's almighty and "the strongest" as he would say, sometimes he needs an extra push to keep his head in the right place.

Satoru really enjoys how you can be shy one moment then delivering a savage burn that has him mentally thanking the heavens it wasn't pointed at him. Though let's be honest, he'd be the main target of your sassy remarks. The dude has them coming but he just loves it so much that sometimes he pokes at you just to see what you'll do. Now on the days your social battery runs out and you're more to yourself, Satoru will take the reigns and do your talking, cause let's be honest again, the dude doesn't know how to stfu when he gets going 🙄.

Satoru likes to keep things fresh. He’s a try anything once type of man, so he’ll willingly embrace the fact you’re a switch. The view he has when you’re on top of him, chefs kiss. Plus he’ll degrade you as if it were second nature. I won’t say anymore to keep this sfw lol, but Satoru can’t get enough of you. 

Did someone say cake? Satoru’s sweet tooth is almost unparalleled and whenever you have a craving for something, he’s quick to offer suggestions. He appreciates your interests and may or may not exploit some of your dislikes just to rile you up. Like putting on a scary movie one night just to have you closer even if it means possibly getting into trouble 😌. He’ll also walk slowly in front of you just to hear you complain, it humors him. Satoru is a bastard and he knows it, especially when you probably smack him on the back and stalk ahead. Good lord it gets him rolling. Satoru is also the one to follow all the recent trends and memes, probably even somehow has a pretty popular twitter account full of shitposting and dumb selfies. So he’ll be right there beside you cackling at memes or mocking ‘Karens’ in his typical dramatic fashion 🙄.

Dreams for the future are nice and all, but Satoru doesn’t mind if you’re unsure. Life is about living and not being shackled by shit. He’d say to live day by day and if someone can’t accept that, well kindly fuck them 🥱. Don’t ask him for help with anything science related, the man will just 😶.

Satoru is a very honest individual, so he’ll always be up front with you. Even if it might be offensive, he'll try to soften the blow with a cheesy smile and some type of apology. There’s never a dull moment with the strongest sorcerer. He will keep you on your toes for sure, he’s like a man child until he has to be serious. I believe Satoru doesn’t believe in soul mates either, he wasn’t one for love until you came around anyways. Falling for you was a slap to the face, but a good one. 

#first ✨ matchup #✨ #jjk #100 follower event #jujutsu kaisen matchups #jjk matchup #jujutsu kaisen gojo #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #jujutsu kaisen gojo satoru #jjk gojo satoru #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen imagine #jjk imagines #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #jjk headcanons

[discojupiters]

Another Lonely Night in New York

Casually uploading Bee Gees fanfic as if I haven't had this account for almost five years and I'm just now using it to post stuff because I am upset at the lack of Bee Gees fanfic that exists and I need to change that also cuz I haven't posted on any form of social media in literal ages and I just really want an excuse to post classic rock shitposts and whatnot. :D

Ao3 link to the fanfic if you'd prefer to read it there

Another Lonely Night in New York

Robin/Fluff

The rain had been predominantly worse at night than it had been in the morning. Dense raindrops splattered onto Robin's hotel room window as he sat near the window, flinching every now and then at the speed at which the pellets of rain struck the window. The weather had been like this for almost the entirety of Robin's stay in Manhattan, which made it difficult for him to see many of sights that he originally intended to see. He stayed for nearly 4 days straight cooped up in his hotel room and if he forced himself to stay in there a minute longer, he was about to go mentally insane; he had to get out and go outside for a stroll. Despite the brutal showers and the absence of an umbrella, he put on his coat and made his way down to the lobby and out the door. He knew not where his first stop would be nor how long he'd be out, all he knew was that he needed fresh air, whether the air was battling fierce weather or not. Robin trekked out east in hopes to find something worthy of his time.

Robin had originally desired to head to New York in order to find inspiration for new music for his solo album that he was working on. After the Bee Gees decided to take a break for a bit following the release of Living Eyes, Robin found himself in a great opportunity to release more solo albums and expand his talent as a songwriter. His intentions were unfortunately tampered with as the climate in New York at this time was not the best. Little to no inspiration had crossed through his mind for the entirety of his trip and he only had one more day before he needed to be back in London to begin recording sessions.

Robin's mind was as blank as a fresh piece of paper as he strolled through the streets of midtown Manhattan. Bright and colorful lights guided him to Times Square in what felt like no time. Robin had only prayed that something in those lively, radiant billboards and lights would make a light bulb go off in his head and give him enough material to write a perfect song.

The rain showed no signs of stopping any time soon, and it wasn't until now that Robin realized how foolish he looked sopping wet with his hair sticking to his face and neck while everyone else were as dry as bones under their umbrellas. Robin reached for the hood of his coat to hide his drenched hair only to notice he brought the coat without a hood instead of the other one he had in his room that did have a hood. He thought for a moment about heading back to the hotel to spare the rest of his embarrassment but he kept walking, tenacious to find even the smallest bit of inspiration for a new song.

The stop at a crosswalk was the first break Robin had given his legs in God knows how long the amount of time he had been walking for. They ached almost enough for Robin's knees to buckle and give out on him. He could feel people staring at him, businessmen coming home late from their office jobs, young fools in love heading to various restaurants and clubs downtown, rebellious teens on their way to their secret hideouts. All these people nice and dry under their umbrellas while they stared at the lonely freak in New York who couldn't have even bothered to bring the correct coat in order to save his head from the rainfall.

'Another lonely night in New York'

Eagerly waiting for the crosswalk light to flash white, at this point he couldn't wait until it was time to go back home to London. This trip had been nothing but disappointing to him. No benefits to his song writing or even his own well being what so ever. The only thing he'd catch from this trip now would be a cold from the rainwater coating his entire body, making his pants stick to his legs, seeping into his sneakers and making his socks damp, that he'd have to deal with once he got back home. On the bright side if he did catch a cold then he would be able to delay the recording sessions until his voice got better which would give him more time to write some more material for the album.

'The city of dreams just keeps on getting me down'

In the midst of all the dismay washing over him, he almost didn't notice that the rain had suddenly begun to repel him. He could still see the rain in front of him, yet none of it was touching him anymore. Puzzled, he looked above his head to see what had happened, but all he spotted was a black, dome shaped piece of nylon; the canopy of an umbrella above his head. The misty scent of perfume filled his nostrils. He glanced over to the right of him to find a woman holding the umbrella over his head for him. Her resting face was nonchalant as she peered across the street, also waiting for the crosswalk light to turn white, but she gave a coy smile to Robin when she noticed him staring at her.

Robin wanted to speak up, wanted to thank the winsome young lady for sharing her umbrella with him, but the words wouldn't come to him. As the crosswalk light finally changed, everyone made their way across the street. New Yorkers were fast walkers, it was strenuous to keep up with the woman. Her strut was self-assured, even in the six inch stilettos that she wore; it was like she injected confidence into her veins every morning. Robin was mesmerized by her. He was still thinking about the smile she gave him when they were on the other side of the crosswalk, trying his best to hide a cheeky, daydreaming smile.

As the walk with the woman continued, Robin couldn't help but wonder: Was he going to be following this woman around until she reached her destination? Did they both have the same destination? Robin didn't even know where he would end up, he wracked his brain wondering if this woman was gonna lead him somewhere or if she was just doing a quick favor and wanted him to leave now. The woman hadn't spoke the whole time. Her nonchalant expression turned into a gentle smile yet she refused to look at Robin anymore than that one glance she shot at him when he noticed her.

Robin and the woman were now exiting Times Square, the high-spirited lights merely staining the background now as the woman continued to head for the subway. Robin knew right then and there that it was time for him to head back, as much as he adored this woman, he couldn't take a chance. He didn't know her and God forbid he let himself get killed tonight all because he had love fogging up his brain just for a woman who did a single kind deed for him. Again, Robin's mouth couldn't open to say a goodbye. It was like his throat was frozen every time he was near this woman. After an extensive fight to make the words come out, he gave up and instead stayed put in his spot on the sidewalk, waiting for the woman to notice and hopefully say goodbye first. After the woman reached a few paces noticing Robin had left her side, she worriedly glanced around, holding onto her hair to make sure the rain didn't touch it. She glimpsed behind her to find Robin slowly sauntering backwards in order to give her the indication that he was leaving. She relaxed her arms as her gloved hands waved goodbye to Robin, granting him the same kittenish smile she had given him earlier that night. Robin waved back and finally turned around to make his way back to the hotel.

Robin tried hard not to glance back every few seconds to get one last look at the woman, but failed miserably; he couldn't help it. After fully losing sight of the woman, he ran back to his hotel. He was grateful that she helped him, yet suddenly glum now that he was aware that he may never see that woman again. He didn't know anything about her, not her name, not her voice, not her story, but that didn't stop him from falling head over heels for her. He knew that feeling wouldn't last long, it would probably be gone by the time he'd step foot on the plane back to London, but it was a nice thought to occupy his mind with for the time being. It fascinated him at times that he could be so in love with a woman that he knew absolutely nothing about all because she noticed him and did something good for him.

'Cause my baby's no longer around and my feelings can never be found'

Robin made it back to the hotel, tracking puddles of the water all the way up to his room. The first thing he did upon entering his room was remove all of his drenched clothes and head for the shower. Once he dried himself off, he frantically searched the room for a pencil and paper, heading to his window when he finally had one. Before he could even write down a single lyric, he found her. The woman who had helped him. She was making her way down the street of the hotel as if she had been walking in circles this entire time. Was she actually trying to reach a certain destination? Or was she just out and about looking for men to swoon over her through her acts of kindness? It didn't matter to Robin, because at least he got to take one last look at her that night. That was all he needed for inspiration. If that woman was enough to give a songwriter with writer's block inspiration for a new song, than in Robin's book that woman was enough to make the world go 'round. Robin wrote down lyrics as swiftly as they came to him.

'Another lonely night in New York, and my sorry eyes are looking out on the world'

#bee gees #barry gibb #robin gibb #maurice gibb #bee gees fanfic #robin gibb fanfic #robin gibb fluff

[tsuki-bond]

Hii! Can i request relationship headcanons for Ruggie, Ace, Silver and your favourite characters?

Eee I have many favorites anon-san! ww I’ll write two of them.

𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓼

𝕽𝖚𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖊 𝕭𝖚𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎

Ruggie is always trying to make his s/o smile and have a good time. His relationship would be full of laughs! There's nothing more important to him than seeing you smile and hear that cute laugh of yours.

He'll work his ass off at Mostro Lounge just to buy you gifts or even lunch. Also, This boy will be very happy to share lunch with you! make him a bento and he's head over heels for you.

He loves simple dates like just hanging around and talking about everything, or just cuddling together in his room.

Bonus points if you make him laugh so you can hear his window-cleaner laugh.  シ シ シ シ

He'll pepper your face with little kisses every time he has the opportunity. He loves to spoil you with love and affection 24/7!

His relationship with you is truly wholesome. Support and trust for each other are the most important things for both of you. He's willing to know everything about you as much as willing to share everything of him.

He'll do all the hard work if you want to, from sewing to cooking all the way just to let you relax.

Be prepared to be pranked.

𝕬𝖈𝖊 𝕿𝖗𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖔𝖑𝖆

He'll show you off to everyone. You're his pride, and he's willing to talk hours no-stop about everything he loves about you.

Your dates are very chaotic. The most simple things like having lunch together can become the craziest shenanigans. Of course, if you want to, you'd have calm dates too.

He's a natural daydreamer so he'll enjoy cloud watching together while talking nonsense. "Do you think birds have feelings?"

He's touch starved,,, please shower him with affection. 

He always looks for you in the crow. Everytime he plays basketball he looks if you're there watching him; if you're here rooting for him he'll make the biggest smile! It feels so good to have you there everytime he needs your words of encouragement.

He cares a lot about you! SOS him and he'll come running as fast as he can to help you with everything you need.He wants you to rely on him whenever you need help.

He wants to buy matching clothes! As a hopeless romantic, he'll do anything cheesy just to show everyone you two are dating.

Would blush a lot if you offer to do his heart makeup.

𝕾𝖎𝖑𝖛𝖊𝖗

Relationship goals? looking for Malleus together.

He loves casual dates but, napping together? beautiful. Also, he's the type to talk wisely while falling asleep but it gets more nonsensical as he falls asleep.

Study dates are a must. Whenever you two have exams, he'll ask you to study together at Diasomnia's dorm. Probably in his room because he doesn't want to get embarrassed about Lillia telling things he shouldn't.

He'll try to cook for you. Even if it doesn't come out well food is still food,,, right?

He's very protective! Anyone who gets close to his s/o can be a potential threat, please explain to him that they're your friends. This also makes him a little jealous but, he doesn't know he's jealous until you point it out.

Has the habit to randomly take your hand.  

Feelings and relationships like these are new form him. You have to patiently teach him the steps of what it means to be in a relationship with someone you love.

He loves when you play with his hair, it feels so soothing.

𝕴𝖉𝖎𝖆 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖉

No matter how many time passes he's still a blushing mess around you. He's already a nervous wreck around anyone, but around you? it multiplies per 10.

Idia would let you play with his hair, a little embarrassed but still.

He'll reunite all his courage to take your hand. Please don't look directly at him in the eyes or he'll die right there.This also means you'll have to initiate kisses, just the thought of kissing you makes his face red as a cherry.

Send you memes at 4 am on a school night. Mostly shitpost or pretty rare videos from Youtube. Sometimes he just rants about an anime he just saw.

Most of your dates will be in his room, just hanging around while playing videogames. It'll take a lot of time to help him have the courage to go on a date outside.

With time, he'll go out of his dorm more often just to see you.

Loves to cuddle! he'll be pretty shy to do it, but once he calms down, he sleeps like a log. 

𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗

He's so happy he found someone who loves him truly as he is.He'll be there for you with everything you need. 

He loves to do everything with you, cooking, dancing, studying- He just wants to spend most of his free time with you and make you smile.

It takes some time for him to open up, but when he finally does he'll be the sweetest. There's no filter in his words and less in his feelings. He knows you'll always be there to listen to him.

100% a hand holder.

He has a cat-like display of love. Sometimes he shows you he loves you the strangest ways but the intention is still there.

He doesn't tend to kiss you a lot but everytime the two of you are alone he'll pepper your face with little kisses.

He loves having dates where there's no need to talk, just enjoy the company of eachother while watching a movie.

                                          〖✧☾︵✩︶☽✧〗

#twisted wonderland #ディズニー ツイステッドワンダーランド #twst ruggie #ruggie bucchi #twisted wonderland ruggie #savanaclaw #ace trappola #twst ace #twisted wonderland ace #heartslabyul #twst silver #silver #twisted wonderland silver #diasomnia #idia shroud #twst idia #twisted wonderland idia #ignihyde #jamil viper #twst jamil #twisted wonderland jamil #scarabia #twst #twisted wonderland headcanons #headcanon

[shinycorvidae]

Character Study:

Tagged By: @smilepal

Tagging: @shitposting-for-the-soul

(Vic is in a relationship with @smilepal s Hiro and Johnny who survives and gets a body, and they are happily living together, because fuck cannon 😂)

Layer 01: The Outside

-Name: Victory (Vic, V mostly, only her dad called her victory) Devin

-Eye Color: Brown

-Hair Style/Color: Blue green curly hair, that's always up in a bun or a braid. She has the sides shaved until after The Heist. She lets it grow out to hide the bullet scar on her temple. She didn't really notice it herself, but it made the boys sad. Sometimes she will rarely have her hair down at home.

-Height: 5'11

-Clothing Style: Functional and comfortable clothing, reinforced with armor weave. Mostly wears browns, greens and blacks because she's used to blending into the badlands.

-Best Physical Feature: In her opinion? Her lean muscles/control over her body. In mine? Tall lady please step on me.

Layer 02: The Inside

-Fears: Failing her family again. Dying alone. Needles. Dogs. Loss of control of her body (bondage, drugs etc.).

-Guilty Pleasures: Explosives. They're so imprecise and generally not conducive to her fighting style but damn they're pretty. And actually physical books. Its not worth the extra money but ooo they smell so good.

-Biggest Pet-peeves: Hiro and Johnny taking hour long showers/leaving all the lights on. Improper gun/knife stance/holding. Food thieves.

hthr th door-Ambitions for the Future: For her found family to all be happy, safe and healthy.

Layer 03: Thoughts

-First thought waking up: Its not really a thought, but just taking in the soft emotion of being safe in a warm bed with her boys nearby. And then immediately "what's for breakfast" 😂

-What they think about most: Escape/fight plans. Food. Her partners.

-What they think about right before bed: Whether the door is locked and the alarms set. Then about the people she meet and interacted with throughout the day, mostly little things, like how she should fix the old lady down the halls A/C tomorrow or how she should bring Hiro to see Vik tomorrow about the slight twitch in his cyberware.

-What they think their good quality is: V see's herself as the protector/soldier since that was her role in her old clan before coming to NC. So she would probably say that her best quality is her fighting and battle planning abilities.

Layer 04: Either Or

-Single or group dates: Since V has two partners, group dates. Though its hard to call them 'dates', since its usually V tricking her two emotionally constipated boys into a nice day out that they only realize is a date when they get home.

-To be loved or respected: Loved. Vic is a soft soul. She wants to be loved. If you don't respect her she doesn't care at all unless you physically attack her.

-Beauty or Brains: Brains. Vic isn't materialistic or vain at all.

-Dogs or Cats: If she has to choose between the two, cats. She's started getting used to them since moving in with Hiro, but she didn't have any interactions with them before. Their aren't many cats in the badlands and if you do run into one he's probably a feral bastard. She's actively afraid of dogs, as she's been attacked by them before.

Layer 05: Do They...

-Lie?: Rarely. And when she does she's awful at it.

-Believe in themselves?: Mostly yes. Vic is pretty secure in who she is and what she can do. However she's had a rough couple of years in a row, and they've made her question herself a bit.

-Believe in love?: Yes. V believes in familial, platonic and sexual love. She falls in love easily and is very open about her love and tells her loved ones that she loves them often. Scared the crap out of Jackie when she told him she loved him. She didn't explain she meant platonically 😂

-Want someone?: Yes, previously and currently. She has an ex gf, Merrill, from her nomad years, and has been holding a torch/eventually dates her roommate Hiro Oda and Johnny Silverhand.

Layer 06:

-Been on stage?: Maybe once or twice she's dragged onstage by an enthusiastic Kerry or Johnny, but she hates it. She doesn't like people paying that much attention to her. She's a sniper for gods sake, she's used to quietly sitting in a corner unnoticed.

-Done drugs?: Not really. Has smoked weed occasionally with her sister as a teen, but that's it. She has a crippling fear of needles so its a literal fight to even get her to take an airhypo. Johnny usually ends up holding her down while Hiro injects 😂

-Changed who they were to fit in?: No. V is charismatic and just so fucking oblivious to social roles? rules? that she wouldn't even think of the need to change herself. Her nomad clan was a mishmash of a complete clusterfuck of personalities so she never really would get the idea of different being bad. She's also just generally awful at lying/faking 😂😅

Layer 07:

-Favorite Color: Green, like the bright luscious plant green. It was a rare color in the desert.

-Favorite Animal: Hawks. It was her old family's nickname for her, and she loved to watch them soar above them while they drive across the desert.

-Favorite Book: Watership Down. Vic loves the classics and often stays home reading while the boys go out clubbing. Watership Down is her favorite because it's about protecting clan, vicious battles and cute bunnies.

-Favorite Game: The 'pretend you don't see or understand Hiro/Johnny's blatant sexual come ons/flirting until they snap' game

Layer 08:

-Day their next birthday will be: She'll be 29 some point in November. Unsure in the exact date.

-How old they will be: 29

Layer 09: I...

-I Love: Food. Her Rifle. Her Knives. Hiro. Johnny. Viper. Michael. Vik. Misty. Panam. Judy. Mitch. Their cats. The wind in my hair. Barry. The food cart guy outside their apartment. Delamain. Oh that chinese place down the street- I'm just going to cut her off there.

-I Feel: Happy. Content. (Guilty. A failure.)

-I Hide: From needles. Hiro and Johnny are always trying to stop her from eating 'perfectly safe' food. So she hides that from them. Her sadness. Her nightmares.

-I Miss: Viper, Michael and Jackie. My clan before we joined Snake Nation. Not living in any fixed place. It was nice not being tied down to one place.

-I Wish: that I never have to find a new family again.

There you go @smilepal I finally finished 😂 you only tagged me three days ago.

#my v #cyberpunk #cyberpunk 2077 #johnny silverhand #v #v character study #character study #polyamory #vic

[foreficfandom]

Mystic Messenger - Buying MC A Gift

– Zen –

For years, Zen dreamed of buying his love a classic, dainty necklace, romantically delivered in a box all wrapped up in a silk bow. And now he has you! A chance to fulfill this boyfriend dream of his!

He tends to kind of, enforce an image of cuteness on you, even if it’s not your aesthetic. He just likes his love to be innocent and girly. It’s okay if you’re not, he loves you just as much. But when he buys you things, it almost always swings in that direction ‘cause he’s a little unconsciously stubborn like that. 

So he checks his savings and decides that, yep, he’s got enough to splurge a bit, and buys a gold heart necklace. It wasn’t luxurious, nor designer, it was just this teeny 24k gold pendent on a gold-colored chain. The best he could afford at the moment. He asks the store to gift wrap it with the most ‘romantic ribbon’ they have available.

The two of you go on one of your many lunch dates, where Zen has to tuck his hair underneath a hat to make sure the both of you aren’t hassled, and you eat sandwiches with coffee in a cute little shop. 

He slides the box over to you, and there’s this huge smile on his face when you open it to fawn over your gift. 

“It’s only a small thing, but I hope you like it. One day, I’ll be rich enough to afford what you deserve, jagiya.” 

He reaches over and pulls your hair aside to put it around your neck. You touch it with your fingers. It’s all just like his old fantasies. Zen’s romantic dream #35329 fulfilled!

Romantic dream #35330 was when you eventually mentioned to someone in passing, “Oh this necklace? My boyfriend bought it for me.” He just about melted. 

– Yoosung –

For many years, Yoosung didn’t have much money to his name. But he still wanted to buy you gifts because he couldn’t stop thinking about you? Every day he’d daydream about the two of you, about what kind of stuff you’d like to do?? He’d pass by windows of shops and think, “Would MC like this?”

Once he decided to start giving you gifts, he’d kind of freak out a bit because he was worried he’d give you something stupid. He googled for ideas, and talked to Zen, but couldn’t decide what sort of trinkets to shower you with. 

He couldn’t afford good chocolates, and he didn’t know how to buy clothing for another person without going up to you and being like, “Oh, by the way, MC ... what’s your shirt size? Asking for a friend - wait no that’s not what I meant -”

One day, he walks into a bookstore to shop for more mechanical pencils, and by coincidence found large selections of gift items. There’s scented candles! Creative desk toys! Gag gifts of flavored bubble gum and imported mints! 

He ends up choosing what he thought was the cutest. You’d like cute things, right? Cute stuff is universally cheery, so he’d thought you’d enjoy the character-designed set of highlighter markers. 

Turns out that yes, you did enjoy them, and he puffs up with pride all day because yay!! He did a boyfriend thing!

His later gifts were of similar caliber, like sticker sheets or pretty notepads. And later, he finally branches out of the bookstore and looks as jewelry, chocolate boxes, and flower bouquets. Regardless of what he chose, you always loved them. 

– Jaehee –

Most of her ‘gifts’ tend to be of the practical bend. Like stuff for the house both of you end up using, or a set of nice socks because she remembered you mentioning that you needed to replenish your stock.

Not the most romantic gifts, but arguably more appreciated because of how useful they were. Jaehee’s your Functional Adult™ girlfriend and it brings you plenty of joy.

But sometimes she’s compelled to be more whimsical. Her job at C&R didn’t leave her with nothing, and the cafe’s been going so well her wallet’s been more stacked than ever before. So it didn’t take much for her to walk into that gourmet chocolate boutique and purchase a sample box of their best truffles.

Managing your own small business means evenings are usually free. You and Jaehee enjoy a homemade meal, and settle down to drink some beer and watch dramas. Before you can relax completely, she goes, “Oh, I remembered something,” goes to the bedroom, and walks out with a small paper bag. 

“Just a little thing I bought earlier today. I saw it and thought of you.” You opened to reveal your chocolates, your smile making Jaehee’s eyes light up.

You insisted she share them with you, but she refused. She got a smaller box especially to avoid you wanting to share a portion with her. The two of you share most of her gifts already, this is intended to be for you and only you.

So instead you enjoyed your chocolates, biting them in half and showing Jaehee how the chefs filled each one, and discussing the flavors. It gave her inspiration for a new seasonal mocha blend for the cafe!

– Jumin –

Rip in fucking pieces your old commoner life. If a month doesn’t go by where Jumin doesn’t try get you at least two designer items, the world is ending. 

Salvatore handbags. Jewelry from Prada. Balmain dresses. Vuitton shoes. Gourmet boxed strawberries, giant influencer sets of luxury makeup, oh Valentino is producing these cute teddy bears for some reason? Here’s five. 

He’s pretty unpredictable about it, too. Some days, he comes home from a business trip with only one piece for you, for which you’re almost thankful for the lack of a heart attack. And sometimes, he just ups and gets you a car or something, or five new Saint Laurent blouses.

Depending on who you are, it can get pretty overwhelming, or even troubling. All this worth sitting in your room, and is it even towards a productive cause? You remember the days when your family had to struggle with debt and insurance and student loans, you think of all you know who have to deal with eviction and EBT cards, you think of those who starve or die from sickness because they have no money.

You try to explain to Jumin that all this excess is so ... it’s too much. “But my love, I just want to spoil you,” he says. 

 “Then spend more time with me. Don’t blow all this money on material things. I want you.”

That’s a harder thing for Jumin to grant. He’s a perfectionist when it comes to his work, and it’s an internal struggle for him to forgo his crowded schedule to make room for you. 

But it’s a gift that rewards you both. Jumin’s time clears up a bit more, and he stops trying to bury you in luxury you don’t need. You get to wake up next to him more, and spend afternoons and evenings and nights with him. It’s the best gift he could ever give you. 

– Saeyoung –

No, this is not a shitpost. This boy gifts you a fucking gun. Which, depending on who you are, could even spark an argument where Saeyoung insists strongly that he just wants to keep you safe. Carrying guns is highly illegal in South Korea, but since when did Saeyoung care about the law?

You woke up one morning to Saeyoung already five hours deep into his work, because his sleep schedule is still fucked up even though he’s no longer part of the agency. A strange black box was next to your handbag, and you opened it to reveal a small plastic pistol with ammo cartridges. 

“It should be small enough to fit in your purse. Keep the safety on unless you want to shoot. Stay safe, baby - S”

Saeyoung already gives you crazy gifts of robot cats, automatic night lights, talking dolls, and even at one point a taser. But this was crossing a line. If you got caught with this in your purse, it’d be a legal disaster. 

Now granted, Saeyoung didn’t actually intend for you to be carrying a concealed firearm whenever you go to the cornerstore to buy milk. He just kinda thought it’d be an extra precaution during more troubled times. Being slightly sleep deprived and hopped up on soda at the time didn’t help his decision making. 

You wait until he leaves his hacker den to testily shove the gun under his nose and demand an explanation. He pleads his case, and tries to insist that he was only thinking of your safety.

If you’re not comfortable carrying the gun around, he helps you tuck it away in an accessible part of the bunker. 

“Please, baby, just let me know you’re protected.” He hugs you, and you thank him for his thoughtfulness. Even if its a bit weird. 

– Saeran –

His Ray alter would have scoured the globe for anything you asked of him. Saeran today still wants to spoil you as much as he can. Which, as his life slowly stabilizes, begins to grow in opportunity.

Like his brother, he makes tech for you. Mostly software, such as tricking out your laptop to have firewall defense that no money could buy, or hotwiring your phone to run quicker and faster than new.

His money begins to flow in from freelance work, and he starts to look for more classically romantic gifts. First, it was bouquets of flowers he’d surprise you with, then it was little wrapped boxes of macaroons, and then he would shop for crystal jewelry and expensive perfumes.

He wanted to pursue that ‘princess’ image. He no longer tried to force you into it, but instead let it inspire his romantic bent. Every holiday or occasion that allowed for the slightest excuse for gift giving, and he was guaranteed to give you something or another. On Chuseok, he gave you a silk shawl. For Halloween, it was a large box of decorated sweets. On Christmas, it was a pressed flower pendent. New Years was a smart watch that he reprogrammed. 

And on random occasions, he’ll still come home with a large bouquet of carefully arranged flowers, or perhaps a new potted plant to decorate the house. 

You always reward him with a kiss, and it makes him feel really appreciated. A bit of loving normalcy in his otherwise troubled life. 

– Jihyun –

While Jumin tends to be very ostentatious with his wealth, Jumin is a lot more reserved. He may not buy you Chanel coats on a whim, but he still shells out quite large amounts of money for dinner at a fancy restaurant, or a beautiful hand-printed silk scarf he bought while working in Shanghai.

When he buys you smaller gifts, he picks up things from co-ops and other independent, artsy places, usually while he’s running other errands. He’d be shopping for kitchen gadgets and touring the wellness section, and he spotted this beautiful set of bath salts that he’d thought you enjoy. Or, he’s on his way back from the gym and passed a natural produce boutique, and saw a gorgeous gift box of unique tea mixes. 

He’s a believer of sustainable living, so most of what he buys he tries to put his money towards ethical practices. So if you’re getting something from him, expect it to be natural-grade, vegan, fair-trade, etc. Whether its a bag of candied oranges, or a pearl necklace. 

He likes to be spontaneous with his casual trinkets, and traditional when it comes to occasions. You never know if he’s gonna come back from grocery shopping with a scented candle for you, but it’s for sure that he’s got some special bracelet or hair barrettes for Valentine’s. 

To him, these are all just evidences of his newfound peace and tranquility. There’s nothing like being out and about, seeing something, and being able to go, “Hm! I wonder if my love would like this?” So it propels him to buy it and test out the hypothesis. And it almost always results in your smile, which to him is the best reward.

#mystic messenger #mystic messenger imagines #mysme #mysme zen #Yoosung Kim #jaehee kang #jumin han #saeyoung choi #saeran choi #jihyun kim

[that-house]

Hey so I hit 100 followers today!

Buckle up, this is gonna be a LOOOONG post.

I quite honestly expected it (while my ego is a little smaller than my jokes make it out to be it is definitely present), I didn’t expect it to happen so fast.

It’s not an insane milestone, plenty of people have 100 followers. A hefty portion of my followers are bigger than me. But it’s still important to me. Knowing that there’s 100 people out there who enjoy my shit makes me happy.

First and foremost the credit quite honestly has to go to ahegao George Washington. No, I’m not joking. Until I posted on r/tumblr about my desire to draw that, I had 0 followers. I jumped to like 10 overnight, which was awesome. And then those new followers helped me spread my posts and get more attention.

Secondly I’d like to shoutout @imaverysadgirl and @themeaninglessjumble. You two were my first real tumblr frens. You were the first of my followers to really interact with me. Ember, I’m super happy you’re alive to see me hit 100 followers. Jumble (I don’t know your name unless I forgot it), your art and creations are great and you deserve way more attention.

To all the rest of you, you guys are great, too. Every new follower makes me happy. I’d say I don’t deserve you all, but my colossal ego says I do. Regardless, being nemesi and getting called out for being horny on main and sending and receiving asks has made this last month or so great.

Finally, for all the shit it gets, and for all the shit it pulls, [tumblr] really is pretty dope. I got to meet you all, and it’s actively making me a better person by exposing me to groups of people I’d rarely interact with in real life.

Why does it feel like I’m saying goodbye? I’m not, don’t worry. I plan to stay, and neither death nor pain shall drive me from this hellsite. I’m just saying thanks.

Now with the thanks out of the way, I want to talk about myself a little. Just the stuff that I’ve always wanted to say and never quite gathered my thoughts and found the time to talk about.

You’re gonna get to know me so well! This is like a mini autobiography!

First off, my mental health. This is something I don’t talk about much on this blog, mostly because it doesn’t need much talking about. I’m doing pretty well, to be honest. I have a smattering of anxiety and I’m maybe a little too introverted for my own good, but I’m not suffering from depression and the only time I ever even remotely considered suicide was when I just really really didn’t want to go to French class. COVID has been great for me, since I don’t have to see people. I suppose I’m not a great person to talk to if you’re struggling with depression or suicidal thoughts, seeing as I can’t personally relate, but I’m still always here for you guys if you need me. Just because I haven’t lived through your experiences doesn’t mean I can’t try to help.

Next up I want to talk about my sexuality. This one’s a bit of a mystery. For the past 16 years of my life I’ve considered myself 100% straight. But lately (let’s be honest, following the release of Spirit Blossom Thresh) I’ve been wondering if I might be bi. How many times can I joke about wanting to smash sexy boys before it’s not really a joke anymore? And if I am, a lot of things would suddenly make a lot of sense. But every time I think I have it figured out it suddenly feels like I have no clue what’s going on. Regardless, my sexuality has honestly never been a massive part of my identity (though I’m definitely not asexual, my friends can attest I’m far too horny for that). I have no clue if I’m bi and for now it’s kind of a fun little adventure!

I guess I’ll talk about school and stuff now. Believe it or not, I’m kinda smart. I’m taking a shitton of AP courses this year. But I simultaneously feel like it’s too much and not enough. I’m smart, but I’m not a great student. Compared to my dad, who graduated college with a 3.98 GPA (and his only B being in History of Canada as an American) and now has a super well-paying government STEM job that he loves, I feel like even if I work my ass off I’ll never quite measure up. And my parents have had super high expectations of me, and it’s only recently that they’ve started to accept that I might get some B’s here and there. I’m worried about all the homework this year. I’m a year ahead in Math but I don’t feel good enough at math to be taking AP calculus junior year. I’m worried I’m going to get like a C. But for the most part school is alright, too. That’s sort of the trend in my life. Everything’s alright.

Time to talk about my love life! I have no love life! I’ve been single for 17 years and probably stand no chance of changing that until at least college! Haha I’m so alone! But I can live with it. Growing up an only child with a few friends means that I’m pretty good at functioning without a ton of social interaction, and, while I’d like a partner someday, I’m not desperate. I can wait until I find someone. Pretty much my goal is not to die alone.

Onto sports maybe? I played soccer for most of my life, and was always the worst player on the select team. I was too good for the normal team and not good enough for the select team (kinda like math). Soccer was really toxic, especially when you’re the worst player on a team of high school jock drug addict boys. So I quit, and started playing frisbee! It’s a lot better. The people are nicer! But my first season never happened because of COVID and now I’m in my Junior year and haven’t played much frisbee! So I kinda suck! But I’m physically fit and that’s good enough for me! On my own time I bike and run to stay in shape.

Are you still with me? Now I’m gonna talk about my hobbies and things!

I’ve been playing video games for a long time. I kinda suck at them to be totally honest. I probably have below-average reaction time, and my parents only let me play 15 minutes a day for most of my childhood, so I have a lot less practice than most of my friends. I’m pretty slick with Swain in LoL tho.

This next part is borderline shameless self-promotion, but since the Kickstarter isn’t live yet I guess it doesn’t count. I’m making a tabletop role playing game! I’ve been working on it for the past few years. My goal is to launch the Kickstarter prior to my college applications, because that’ll look sexy as fuck to potential colleges. It’s a post-apocalyptic sci-fi game where you play as supersoldiers trying to reconquer the wastelands of Earth for humanity. I’ll do a big post on it when I launch the Kickstarter, and I guess that’ll also be a full name reveal (kinda spooky since my full name is ENTIRELY unique and one-of-a-kind. More ego boost lmao).

And finally I want to talk about my art and writing. I’ll start with my drawing, and finish off with my writing, since that’s what I’d most like to be known for on here (but that’ll never happen because my caveman brain shitposts are too funny).

So I’ve been doodling for a long time. I briefly got formal art training but sacrificing my Saturday mornings to draw what someone else wanted me to make so that I could make better stuff in the future didn’t appeal to my 8-year-old brain. I draw in the margins of worksheets. I draw on random sheets of paper. Recently my parents bought me a drawing tablet, and I’ve been trying to improve at digital art. I’d say I’m getting better, but I don’t practice nearly enough. All in all my art serves its purpose. It makes people laugh and can sometimes creep people out. It’ll never go in a museum, and I’ll never make money off of it but whatever.

And finally, my writing.

How can I talk about writing without talking about reading? I’ve likely read more books than both my parents combined, and if not, it’s close (and my mom is a prolific reader too). I have three bookshelves in my room and books on every surface. You can’t follow me for long without seeing a post ranting about my latest read. I love to read and I read incredibly fast. Reading spurred my love of English class, which in turn helped me write.

And finally, we get to writing in and of itself. I’ve been writing stories since I was a little kid. I’d like to think I’ve improved a fair bit. I’m still no novelist, but I consider myself a fairly adept short story writer.

But I suppose where my writing really stems from is my bed. Every night while I’m lying in bed, I tell myself stories until I fall asleep. I work on a story until it’s done or until I get bored of it. Along the way, in the shower, on my bike, I build the world of the story, crafting the plot. Sometimes the stories are elaborate fanfictions of my latest reads. That’s probably how they started. Often, they’re unique worlds all of their own. My current writing posts are about the City of Mammon, but my current story in my head is about some vampires who hunt other vampires in Victorian England.

And now we get into the process of writing. It’s fun! I sit myself down with an idea in my head, and use all the fancy words I picked up from my books to convey the vibes I want. I honestly wouldn’t be a great writing teacher. It’s just a skill that comes naturally to me as a result of what I’ve been doing with my free time my whole life. And it’s beautiful. And every time someone compliments my writing or reblogs it, I love writing just a little bit more.

Well I guess this is it. The 100 follower special. I wonder how many of you guys will take the time out of your day to read this. Hopefully a lot!

James (or That House) signing off for the night!

<3 thanks guys

#100 followers special

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Request; The Kombat Krew and rough sex;

So here it is. It was requested. It was trashy, so I wrote it. Back on my bullshit. I included After-care in this, because it is so fucking important guys. Stay safe out there. Warnings; NSFW, slight bondage? Rough (Consensual) sex, cum, ejacualtion, and all that smutty goodness under the cut so 18+. Some fluff, Kano mentioned but it is, as always, a shitpost.  GIFS do not belong to me.   

Kabal;

·         Kabal can be rough when he wants to be. He’s more into it when he’s Pre-burn rather than Post-Burn. Post-Burn Kabal would prefer more soft and sensual sex. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like it rough still.

·         He is a big ol’ switch. He doesn’t mind if you’re rough with him at all, he fucking loves it either fucking way.

·         He will discuss limits and safe words with you, because he doesn’t want you getting injured or anything like that. He’s really considerate and laid back with your kinks.

·         He loves to fuck up you against the wall especially. With his cock buried deep within you, all whilst he’s thrusting into you, his head buried into the crook of your neck. He’ll always nibble and bite at your neck if you’re down for it. He wouldn’t mind you doing this to him either.

·         If you’re into it, he wouldn’t mind gently playing with your neck and playfully biting at it. Leaving marks. Just to remind him of your night together. He’ll love it if you leave marks on him too.

·         Hair pulling. It doesn’t matter if it’s his hair or yours. He’s into it and if you’re into it or down to do it, he is up for it. He’ll love to pull your hair whilst fucking you from behind, bringing you up to press flush against his chest. So, he can grab and caress your chest whilst he fucks into you. He’ll also be into pulling your hair whilst you suck him off. There is nothing better than the feel of your mouth wrapped around his cock; all the whilst he’s got his hands tangled in your hair.

·         He loves having his hair pulled. He fucking loves it and will moan so badly whilst you’re doing it to him too.

·         He fucks hard and rough. He can pound into you pretty quickly as well. The joys of his power. Loves to hear the sounds of you moaning, mixed with the sound of your skin meeting as he fucks into you. When you moan and grip at his shoulders, trying to hold on, he fucking loses it.

·         He would be down for you fucking his mouth/ riding his face. He fucking loves it. Anything to get you moaning and soaking his face. He is fucking great at Oral and he fucking knows it.

·         Is so good at aftercare once you’re done. He’ll shower you in loving words, compliments and asks if you’re okay. He’ll run you a bath, wash your hair and order food if you’re hungry. Whatever you want, you get. If you want to watch films and cuddle after, his princess is getting just that.

Smoke (Tomas Vrbada);

·         Running theme with the Lin Kuei men. They aren’t all overly experienced. So, Smokey Boo bear here is no different. He’s fucked a few times but nothing serious, so he hasn’t really had the chance to explore his more… rougher side. He is very shy when it comes to sex.

·         Right off the bat, he will tell you his limits and what he doesn’t want to do. So you’ll be discussing it, since he read somewhere this is what you’re meant to do when shit gets a bit rougher. He’ll make a note of yours and will never push you past them. He’s really considerate. You’ve got your Safe word which is Oolong. It’s an un-sexy word and he was drinking tea with Kuai when he thought of it.

·         One of his limits, he does not like to be left with no control at all, and probably won’t act submissive with you. He does not like it at all, and it is understandable with him. Not saying he won’t let you be on the rough side with him, or edge him, he just wants to feel like he has some control. He is shy and new to a lot of things.

·         At first, he’s a bit reluctant to do anything on the rougher side. He’s worried about hurting you. After a fair bit of reassurance, he ends up exploring it with you.

·         He’ll always start off slow and steady, before he ends up getting rougher and faster with you. He will fuck you so hard the bed threatens to break.

·         He is also a bit of a moaner. He’s normally so shy and quiet so it comes as a bit of a surprise to you.

·         Upon hearing your noises and the seeing the faces you make, as he fucks deeply into you, he’ll come around to the idea of it more.

·��        He would be into spanking, after you reassured him that it’s fine.

·         Inappropriate manipulation of smoke. That’s his power, he’s got it, why the fuck not use it? If you’re okay with it that is. This is probably the kinkiest you’re going to get him.

·         He does grow to love being on the rougher side, but don’t expect him to be this shy-guy on the outside, dom king on the inside. Because that will never happen.

·         He doesn’t do him being submissive, he has bad memories and he will not like being tied up or any of the sort. He won’t even like tying you up. He’s more on the vanilla side of sex, but he can fuck you hard.

·         He prefers intimate and soft sex over rough.

·         He is also good at aftercare. He’ll make sure you okay, clean you up, offer to run you a bath or help you shower. Rub lotion on your skin and massage you. He’ll also bring you a book or put something on to watch.

·         He likes to be the little spoon, but he will love to spoon you after. He’ll also like to cuddle up to you and be held. Sex is something that takes a bit of getting used to for him. He doesn’t trust people to touch him, so if you’re having sex with him, then you’re one lucky person.

·         Smoke needs a hug, some love and some god damn appreciation. 

Sub-Zero (Kuai Liang);

·         Sub by name but not always nature. I hate myself for this pun.

·         So Kuai isn’t the most experienced anyway. So, when you ask if he wants to go rougher, the tips of his ears go red once more.

·         He’s far from adept with any style of sex let alone rough. So, it will take some getting used to. It will also take some convincing to do so as well. He is careful and cautious during sex, he acts as if you are made from delicate glass.

·         Once convinced, he finds he does enjoy it. There is just something about him fucking you hard. The way you moan, buck your hips up to meet his and how you moan his name. Bonus points if you moan his title.

·         He’ll have discussed your limits and safe word long before the idea of rough sex was brought up. He wants to ensure you are comfortable and content during sex. So, this was discussed and was re-brought up just to check.

·         Kuai tends to be dominate but he doesn’t mind letting you take control.  

·         He tends to go for a mediating pace. One minute, slow, sharp and deep thrusts, which make your toes curl and your mouth part. The next, fast, shallow and on occasion deep thrusts. Well angled to make you beg for more.

·         He will never admit how much he likes it. He still does prefer intimate sex more. He wants to have an emotional connection during, and that isn’t something he can get through rough sex… or so he thought.

·         When you suggest having some rough sex to vent some pent-up frustration, he is… hesitant to say the least. But after going through some safe words and limits, he decides to indulge in it.

·         He fucks his stress out. Both your hole and mouth. Gods, there was something hot about watching himself roughly fuck your mouth, whilst you eagerly awaited more and worshipped it practically. It was kinky and ever so forbidden. When you begged for him to cum as well. That had him there and then.

·         Prepare for an insane orgasm. He will want you to cum first, he loves watching you come undone, but don’t expect that to be the only one. He could stimulate you enough to essentially make you squirt. He is that good with his fingers. The added coldness is just stimulating enough for it.

·         Aftercare wise, he is very attentive and good. He wants you to feel comfortable, safe and secure. Just like you would at any other time with him. You want a drink? He’ll go make some tea. If you want a bath, he’ll go run you one and add some essential oils. If you want to cuddle and for him to soothe any aches, he will do that. He’s very loving and attentive after. This is when he can be intimate with you after if you’ve been rougher. He’ll also be very intimate when you’re both coming down from your highs. Foreheads pressed together, just listening to the gentle rhythm of each other’s hearts.

Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi);

·         Whilst Hanzo may have a slight rough side. It would be amplified if his Scorpion side started to surface.

·         He’s very, very cautious with you and your limits. They’ve been discussed before and he’s always checking if you’re fine and okay. He’s very cautious and protective of you.

·         He tends to be more dominate, but does not mind you clawing and marking his skin.

·         Hanzo fucking rough normally, would consist of a lot of sharp and rough thrusts. Him aiming to make you moan and writhe below him. And a fair bit of Dirty talk. It isn’t the best but by God is it hot.

·         Every surface is a goal to fuck on. The table? Yes. Up against the wall? Yes. You name it, you can fuck on it. But nothing beats the bed.

·         He has on occasion fucked you so hard, the bed has broken and given way sending you both crashing down to the floor.

·         He’s into having you claw and leave marks on his shoulders and back. God, he loves it. It makes him feel like he’s doing a good job.  So that’s his goal, to angle his thrusts and fuck you good enough.

·         When his Scorpion side surfaces, expect some rough fucking. More so than his Hanzo side. A lot needier, a lot faster and rougher. He’ll aim to make you moan and scream. His pace is far more savage, it’s well timed and it’s purposeful. That purpose, to make you moan out his name.

·         He’d be into biting if you’re into it. Never anywhere to obvious, but somewhere to make you both blush when you spy them.

·         Aftercare wise, he’s very apologetic at first. Before ensuring you’re comfortable, cleaning you up and ensuring that you have everything you need. Will offer to run you a bath and take one with you. He’ll also switch to sweet, caring words and make you feel like a Princess.

Erron Black;

·         He can fuck you anyway you want to. It’s no issue for him and he’s always down to please his darlin.

·         He’ll be more than happy to fuck you rough. He’ll be a little cocky asking if you’re sure you want it all seriously. Before teasing and joking about how he hopes you can cope. Because when Erron fucks hard and rough, it is literally, earth fucking shattering.

·         He’ll be into the usual hair-pulling, dirty talk (Which he is EXCEPTIONAL at) and all of that.

·         But he’s also into spanking. God if you want him to slap your ass whilst he’s fucking you doggy style he will do. You want him to fuck you into the mattress, whilst your head is pressed down into it. He will do it.

·         He’s laid back when it comes to sex, but he will also discuss safe words and limits with you. He wants you both to be safe and comfortable.

·         He’s a bit of a switch himself, he loved being topped and has a thing for powerful women in the bedroom. God if you want to sit on his face and ride him hard and rough, he is fucking down for that. He’ll grab your legs and massage your thighs as you fuck his face. God he loves it.

·         He’d be into rough sex against the wall, anything that allows him to grab and mark your chest. He’s a sucker for a chest and if he can watch it whilst he fucks you, he’s down.

·         He opts for deep, sharp and fast thrusts at an unrelenting pace. The kind of thrusts that will make you weak at the knees.

·         He has the ability to make you walk funny the next day, if you’re down for that, that is.

·         Erron is a kinky fucker and will always be down for trying something new.

·         The king of dirty talk. Lots of pet names and filthy words leaving his lips

·         Aftercare wise he’s very soft and switches from filthy words to kind and sweet words. He’ll run you a bath, cuddle you and make you feel fucking divine. Anything to restore your energy. He’ll bring you food and cuddle you. He’ll clean you up and caress your skin. Whispering how perfect his sugar was.

Havik; (He Is on this list permanently now. Because I have thirst problems)

·         Well Chaosrrealmers are naturally on the rougher side. So, he’s down for being rough. I wouldn’t say its his default setting to be overly rough, but he isn’t exactly gentle. He doesn’t mean to be on the rougher side, it’s just the way he and most Chaosrrealmers are.

·         By rough, I mean his pace is on the rougher and more sloppy side of things. He will be careful with you however. He’ll restrain himself as much as he can. He realises you, are a squishy human, and therefore he may need to be gentler.

·         Because you are as he describes it ‘A precious squish’ he will ensure your safety. He is fucking chaos incarnate both in and out of the bedroom. He realises that and therefore, your safety becomes his concern. He cares about you, albeit in an odd way, and he doesn’t want anything to happen to you. So safe words and limits are discussed. He knows you can’t snap your back like he can, so he leaves all the fucking weird positions to himself.

·         If you’re into very rough sex, then lock the doors, close the blinds, you’re going for a ride.

·         He’s down for being rough, so if you want to be spanked, he’ll spank you. If you want him to bite and leave a mark, he’ll do just that (He has such a thing for biting, it’s an informal way of him saying ‘Yes we’ve fucked’ You want him to lightly choke you during? He’s down for it. You want him to pull your hair whilst he fucks you from behind? Sure… could you pull his hair whilst you ride him? Because that would be nice. Whatever you want him to do to you, he would be down for it being done to him.

·         He may ask you to slap him during sex, you’re not sure why, but it gets him off. He’s a big ol’ switch too. He likes it if you’re rough with him.

·         But be aware. I have no idea how to phrase this nicely, but I agree with the consensus he has a pretty big dick. Like this thing, is massive. To him, it’ll be nothing, like but to you, it’s fucking huge. So, you’ll need to take that into consideration.

·         Sex is chaotic, and he fucking thrives in it.

·         Aftercare with him is interesting. He’ll always ask if you’re okay, make sure you’re comfortable and that you’re fine. He’ll also bring you food and drink. Before holding you close. He’ll also try and make you laugh as much as possible. He will bend over literally to make you feel happy and content.

Hotaru;

·         It may come at a bit of a surprise, but he has a rougher side. Let’s face it, he would be a bit of a Dom. He likes order.

·         You’ll probably have dossiers and forms to fill in, but that is probably his foreplay if I’m being honest. But he will ensure you’ve got your limits and safe words discussed and on paper if necessary. Anything to keep you both safe.

·         He doesn’t do being a sub, there is no way that is happening. You can ride him, but he’ll always have some control. It’s jus the way he is.

·         Due to the nature of Seidan’s you didn’t expect him to be overly confident/experienced with sex… but he surprises you. He is a little rougher than you expected. But he isn’t going to fuck you into the mattress unless you’re okay with it.  He attributes his rough nature to stress, but he isn’t going to tell you that.

·         He can be as rough as you want him to be essentially. But don’t expect it to be sloppy and rough. Because he does not do that. Every thrust and movement is well thought out and meticulous.

·         If you want him to fuck you slow and but hard, he can do that, he can have you begging for more with ease. If you want him to take you hard and fast, with you gripping and clawing at his shoulders to hold on he can.

·         His filthy and rather kinky secret, he wants you to suck his cock whilst he’s laid back doing nothing.

·         Would be into collaring you and holding a leash, once more only if you’re down for it. He likes order and control, so it’s only natural this translates into his sex life.

·         Leading on from the him wanting his cock sucked whilst laid back, he’d nut right there if you were collared for him.

·         If you really want to get him going and have him fucking, you rough against a wall. Act a bit chaotic for him. Maybe mess his paperwork up, tease him or just move something on his desk whilst he’s looking. Bite your lip so he knows what you’re up to. And it’ll be a sure-fire way to get him to fuck you hard and rough. You know what you’re doing so you’re prepared for his reaction.

·         Which is usually him pouncing, hand over your mouth, and him whispering about how ‘Filthy and Chaotic you are’ He is actually pretty damn good at dirty talk. Which is surprising. It makes you wonder how much of a saint he actually is.

·         All of this is yours and his secrets, blabbing about his actual kinks is crude and will turn him off.

·         Call him Commander or General and you’ve got yourself an authority kink right there. He’ll be asking you to service the Seidan Guard, and by Sedian Guard he means him and him alone. He does not share.

·         In summary; Hotaru is pretty much a defined Dom and you cannot tell me otherwise. Suck his cock in a suit type dom. I could add more but I am running out of time!

·         Aftercare wise he’s very sweet, he changes from being this rough commander to a soft and doting man. You’re his flower at the end of the day, and you need plenty of love, sunshine and water to survive! Your needs are his needs and he will ensure you have whatever you want. He’s organised, so when you’re finished, your bath will be ready, he’s already got a towel to clean you both up. He will insist on bathing with you, he doesn’t like to feel grimy, sweaty or sticky. After though, he’ll make you tea and massage you. It’s not often he gets to spend intimate time with you, and he cherishes every moment.

 Dark Raiden;

·         Mirror, mirror on the wall, who fucks the roughest of them all? Dark Raiden you say?

·         If you wanted a dom or someone who can fuck you rough, then he is your man! Raiden when he had control, would never have dreamed of being rough with you. But Dark!Raiden, well, he can sense your filthy mortal desires and he’s more than willing to give them to you.

·         He’ll still be cautious of hurting/over-stimulating you. You are after all a Mortal and are not immortal. So, he will ensure he knows your limits and no-goes beforehand. You’re still his queen and soulmate. Outside the bedroom prepare to be treat like a queen, but inside, inside he’ll treat you whatever way you want to be.

·         You want him to use some of that holy lightning of his? Prepare for it to become unholy. He could literally spank your ass and leave a perfect hand print.

·         You want him to bite and mark you, he feels no shame in leaving visible bite marks, just to let people know you’re both intimate.

·         His pace would be a mix. He’d start of slow, with a mix of shallow and deep thrusts, teasing and edging you. Before moving on and fucking you hard and fast.

·         He’ll love to look into your eyes, not wanting you to look away, so he’ll be cupping your cheek and whispering PURE FILTH into your ears. Where the fuck did this side of him come from?! Fucking hell. The Elder Gods have left the chat, forgiveness has stopped, do not pass go do not collect £200.

·         He’ll want to cum on you and make a massive fucking mess of you. If you’re down with that of course.

·         The king of edging and foreplay. Standing Blow Job whilst he toys with your hair? Yes please. Sitting Blow Job, whilst his legs are spread far apart, and he’s lazing around. But still in control? If you’re down for it, then he’s down for it.

·         Once it’s all over, he will go softer and you will see a side of him not many others see. He’ll make sure you’re clean, comfortable and content before holding you. He’ll stroke your hair and praise you. He’ll also make you feel divine and like a holy being.

·         In conclusion, Dark Raiden could be the ultimate kinky fuck. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Baraka;

·         You’ve seen him, do you think he can fuck rough? Yes, Yes, he can. Tarkatan’s don’t really do soft and gentle. Sure, he tries for you and he really does try. But if you want to experience him being rough, then he’s sure as hell down for it.

·         You’ve previously discussed safe-words and limits for yourself. You’re human and he understands that. He doesn’t really have limits himself, but he will not be a sub and it’s near impossible for you to be rough with him. He’s literally rock-solid muscle and looks like he’s face fucked some metal. Yeah. You aren’t hurting him at all. So, don’t worry.

·         If you’re down for a really rough fuck he can give you it. Whether you want to be fucked against the wall, on the bed, on the floor. Anywhere, he can give it to you.

·         His natural pace would be fast and deep, unrelenting and hard. He has the ability to make you lose control of your grip on the English language. With only your moans, groans and needy caresses showing how much, you’re enjoying it. He’s smug as fuck about it as well.

·         Your orgasms will be fucking monumental and earth shattering, he aims to make you cum at least twice before he does. He wants to see you buck up into him, you gripping and grabbing at him, trying to hold on as he fucks you to Oblivion and back.

·         You need to be cautious of his spikey bits, unless you’re into that, then caution not needed.

·         He’d be into marking and biting if you’re into it too. He’ll leave them on you, and you can leave them on him, if you want to that is.

·         Aftercare wise, he’ll follow your lead on what you want. Tarkatan’s have after-sex rituals, sow hen you admit you’re curious to what they are, he’s more than happy to show you. He’ll clean you up gently with a cloth, he’ll also bathe with you with essential oils and massage your body. He’ll also bring you fresh water and some fruit, he heard humans like fruit and vegetables, he doesn’t but you do you. You funky human you. He’ll also praise you on your strength and stamina.

Kano; (Shitpost)

• Sloppy sex. He’s sloppy and rough by default. So yeah there is that. • Absolute filth that leaves his mouth. • He is filth. Likes arse and smells like arse. • He has a piss fetish. I speak the truth so there it is. Not kink shaming anyone but him. • He is going to fuck you for five minutes, cum, drink a beer and pass out after. Before sleep mumbling asking how it was for you. Not electric that’s for damns sure. • Will scratch his flabby man arse whilst passed out snoring. Awful human being. • He’s disgusting. • Once passed out, just go and see Kabal or Erron, they would be more than happy to let you cum first and multiple times.

#Mortal Kombat #Mortal Kombat x reader #Kuai Liang #Sub Zero #Scorpion #Hanzo Hasashi #Smoke #tomas vrbada #Erron Black #Kabal #Kano #Hotaru #Havik #Raiden #Dark raiden #Kuai Liang x reader #Sub zero x reader #scorpion x reader #Hanzo Hasashi x reader #smoke x reader #tomas vrbada x reader #erron black x reader #kabal x reader #kano x reader #hotaru x reader #havik x reader #raiden x reader #dark raiden x reader

[thetomorrowshow]

Mutually Beneficial Ch. xxv

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Recommended listening: Bon Jovi - Keep The Faith

Tw: Body horror, Deceit mention, Remus mention, there’s... a lot of pain in this one

A/N: I meant to post this over the weekend, but life happens. This is a big one, guys. I’ve been building up to this since chapter 12. This is a big one.

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“Thomas? You seemed really out of it yesterday. Are you doing all right? Do you need anything? We're here for you, just let us know.”

The voicemail ended, and Thomas let his phone fall to the couch. He had been out of it yesterday—spooked by Remus's early morning message, distracted by trying to figure it out. He didn't want to see his friends. He didn't want to do anything—except he had to do everything. His anxiety was three notches above normal, but he couldn't find enough inspiration to even think about working. Not that this was an incredibly new problem, but it did feel like a good thing to resolve with the Sides.

“Logan? I need some help, buddy.”

Logan shot up from nowhere and straightened his glasses. “Yes?”

“Roman?”

Roman also rose up at the summons. “Ah, yes. Good morning.”

Thomas looked between the two. He thought they'd be best for this discussion, but maybe he ought to reconsider. Roman looked impeccable as always, but his eyes were shadowed and smile seemed false. Logan was clearly exhausted, though certainly in better condition than he'd been the last time Thomas had seen him. They both looked at him expectantly, and Thomas decided to plow on.

“Guys—what is happening?”

Roman looked away. Logan rubbed the back of his neck.

“Thomas, I suppose it is time—”

“To come clean,” Roman finished, still not making eye contact. Logan frowned.

“Yes, Roman, that is true. Thomas, you would do good to shower if you intend to leave the house. However, that is not what I was planning to say.”

“Vocab cards a bit outdated, huh?” Roman muttered. “You're supposed to be the smart one.”

“Guys, I don't need you bickering right now,” Thomas spoke loudly over Logan's reply. “My anxiety is pretty heightened right now.”

“You called?”

-

“A test,” Deceit had said. “To see if they fall for it.”

Virgil hadn't been able to respond, or even move, as he lay frozen on the ground. His hand had lifted, eyes had blinked, feet had stood—all with no input from Virgil himself.

“Virgil? Is that . . . really you?”

Logan's voice cut through the fog of pain. Virgil wanted to answer, wanted to say that no, it wasn't really him. His mouth opened, and his tongue and lips were pulled into words by the snakes with their fangs digging into him.

“Duh, Lo. Can't you tell?”

Logan said something else, then Thomas spoke, but Virgil couldn't focus on the conversation. He was sickened—not just from the pain, but from how the pain was. He'd seen Deceit do this to another Side, and hadn't thought much of it at the time. Virgil briefly wondered if Remus had felt the snakes curl around his bones as well, if he'd choked as they slithered up his throat, if he'd screamed as they squirmed into his ear canals. The world was blindingly red, shapes pushing through and searing themselves into his brain, and the only thing Virgil wished for was the comforting black of unconsciousness. The snakes propped his eyes open, the ones latched onto the back of his tongue kept him talking. He wasn't needed here. Why couldn't he just pass out?

“I suppose . . . no problem. . . .” Logan said something, his voice coming from miles away. Virgil wanted to scream, yell that there very much was a problem, but maybe Thomas could tell. Thomas was growing more fidgety by the second, and for a moment made eye contact with Virgil—a moment only because the snakes forced his gaze away.

“. . . Virge . . . eye . . . darken . . . ?”

Thomas had noticed! Virgil's heart leapt, but his mouth said something else. It was something soft, meant to put those around him at ease, but was negated by the low rumble echoing it.

“Vir . . . down . . . ning?”

Virgil gasped airlessly, then his mouth clamped shut. Before he could try to do anything, the snakes wrapped around the bones in his fingers gripped his hood and pulled it up, sending sharp burns through his hands. The snakes biting the insides of his knees pulled him down.

Virgil sank out.

-

“I swear we'll explain later, Thomas.”

“Not later, Roman! Why has Deceit been impersonating Virgil?”

Roman shifted uncomfortably. He really didn't want to talk about it (a voice in the back of his head reminded him that he'd promised to tell Logan), and he knew he'd have flashbacks if he tried to relate everything that had happened.

“Apologies, Thomas, but this new development requires our immediate attention,” Logan said. “Consider taking it easy today. Perhaps watch that television show you've been wanting to see?”

Thomas went to speak again, but Roman was already sinking out. Tears were building up behind his eyes, and he couldn’t hold them back any longer.

He looked like he was in so much pain. What did Deceit do? Was that even Virgil?

That wasn’t Virgil. That couldn’t have been Virgil!

Right?

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[yoosea-mysme]

How about Jaehee x Seven?

Ask Game

Thanks for the ask! And oooh yes 👀 my rarepair. Here we go.

Who worries about how they will look when they’re older

Jaehee. I wouldn’t say she’s the type to be overly obsessed with her looks, but she does show some worries about her age in the chatrooms, as well as her general appearance (mostly the fact that Jumin is forcing on her a look she wouldn’t choose, though). Seven I can’t imagine worrying too much about his looks, he’d probably joke about it and make the most of it.

Who makes the mix tapes/cd’s

Jaehee. I was going to say that they both make their own drastically different mix tapes and then fight over the privilege of listening to their own; but let’s be real, Seven would gladly listen to Zen’s musicals with Jaehee (he has a celebrity crush on him too after all) and would probably shout the lyrics either trying to imitate Zen or making funny voices, much to her amusement. They probably duet. They both know the lyrics by heart.

Once in a while though he slips in a silly song of his in her mix tapes and she wants to be mad but it’s genuinely too funny for her to really complain

Clings to the other during scary movies

Seven. He’s not scared, he just wants to cuddle. He tried his best to spook her so she would do it instead, but she just won’t budge, so now he has to use his (worst) best over-the-top theatrics to pretend that he’s terrified and get to be clingy. She sees right through it, but what can you do.

Gets into the shower with the other randomly

Seven. 100%. He probably got kicked out the first time he did it because it took her by surprise, too. But don’t think that’ll be enough for him to desist (but next time he’ll knock first).

Flashes the other when they walk by after taking a shower alone

Seven, as revenge for getting kicked out of the shower.

Initiates hand holding while the other is driving

Jaehee. I was going to say Seven instead, since cars really are his thing, so he would be comfortable in them; but I think he might even zone out a bit because he’s so used to be in his own mind while driving. I like the idea of Jaehee trying to reach out to him and I think he’d really appreciate her trying to be sweet in “his” special place. Hand holding with babe while driving his babe. Fantastic.

Secretly tries to touch the other in naughty places during public/family events

Seven. I don’t think I need to explain further.

Asks weird questions in the middle of the night

Seven. Middle of the night, day, afternoon, drive back home, dinner; he has a lot of thoughts okay, and she’s going to (sadly) hear them all.

Asks “what are you thinking about?”

Jaehee. Sometimes she’s still scared of what his crazy mind is going to come up with next, but it’s better to be prepared than taken by surprise when it’s too late. But really she’s just grown to like him being more open and honest with her, and it takes him time, but he really appreciates her trying too (even if sometimes his thoughts really are just shitpost worthy, but eyh, she asked).

Plus if she asks all the questions now maybe he’ll run out of things to say in the middle of the night and finally she’ll sleep

Always has to be touching the other, (if either of them do)

Kinda Seven, but actually, neither. Both of them really need their private space and even if Seven can be overbearing and clingy, he’s not going to be overly touchy with her when she’s not in the mood, since he himself knows what it’s like to need some time alone. When they’re both up for it though you better believe he’s gonna initiate all the cuddles.

#mystic messenger #mysme #mystic messenger headcanons #mysme headcanons #jaehee7 #jaehee x saeyoung #ask game #ask #thanks for the ask!

[juliandevwhoreak]

Muriel fans, I owe y’all something

Muriel stans, I have come bearing some justice for your boi.

What started out as a joke I thought of randomly turned into my most popular shitpost on this blog, and ya’ll had some opinions.

Please let me tell you, Muriel fans, that your love for him is beautiful and what began as a snarky post about the Arcana cast = toilets has turned into a tiny movement that has touched the deepest chasm of my heart.

I should clarify that this was meant as “The Cast AS bathrooms” and not “the bathrooms they deserve,” however:

Reparations must be made. For the precious mountain boi.

So I bring you, Muriel stans, a very sweet headcanon.

Muriel’s Bathroom HC

It is no mystery that Muriel hasn’t spared the briefest of moments to truly take care of himself. This much was apparent upon your first meeting, and through the months that you have truly known each other, thinking of it has twisted your stomach into countless little knots.

The Devil defeated, Lucio awarded his just desserts, the world upright finally, you’ve both taken some time to catch your collective breath and look forward to, for once, a tangible and wonderful future.

Your next task is to shower him with love and appreciation, polish him up with kisses and care, uplift him with soft words, and smooth him down with careful hands.

When you first started spending time with him, his wildness excited you. He talked to animals as if he understood them, as if they both spoke a secret language evolved from the snap of twigs underfoot and the whispers of breeze through branches. He bathed himself in springs and waterfalls, took his meals under a canopy of stars, woke to the scantest rays of dawn, to the singing of many birds, whose names he knew in the way one knows how to breathe or open their eyes.

Muriel wears nature as one would wear a mantle and while part of you is pained to lessen the magic of their union, you grow acutely aware of the little luxuries that make him hum with a guilty kind of pleasure: a fine cup of artisan’s tea, the softness of your garments against his skin when he holds you, the sweetness of the cakes you bring from the bazaar melting on his tongue, and more importantly, a long and sinful soak in a deep, perfumed bath.

You begin to ask more frequently if he’ll join you on your journeys into the city, perhaps visit the bathhouse. You are chasing the look of pleasure in his eyes, the feeling of tension uncoiling in his arms when you ask these little things of him. You try to be subtle. After several inquiries, he gives you a curious look and you realize that you’re not very good as subtleties.

The Countess asks you to favor her with the completion of an assignment; a task requiring three or more weeks away from Muriel and away from the hut. She will, of course, reward you handsomely and with thoughts of spoiling Muriel with more luxuries at the forefront of your mind, you reluctantly kiss him goodbye as you leave.

He must stay in the forest. The chickens need care, he has many things to do, he assures you that he’ll be plenty busy enough and won’t be overly pained at your absence.

Your task is arduous, though not the most difficult thing you have done. It’s taken longer than expected and it is with much relief that you journey back to the hut, back to home, back to Muriel, whom you missed like you would your own teeth.

Much to your surprise and delight, Muriel is waiting for you at the edge of the forest, torch in hand, bathed in milky twilight.

“I, uh, wanted to show you something.” His large hand envelopes yours in a gentle grasp as he leads you through the forest and towards the hut by torchlight. 

You gasp audibly when you see it- he certainly has kept himself busy during your long absence; he’s built an addition to the hut that fills you with delight and your body vibrates with excitement.

He’s hunched behind you and grumbles hesitantly, “I- I know it’s not much, I didn’t have a lot of time, but you know... you were talking about baths and stuff and... don’t wanna go to the city for a damn bath, so-”

You end his consternation with a hungry kiss, your arms thrown about his massive shoulders as far as they can reach, and mutter “It’s perfect,” against his slackened mouth.

“Hang that torch over there,” you say, tugging teasingly at his index finger in the direction of the massive soaking tub, “Let’s take a bath.” 

Mea culpa, Muriel mains, may my offering bring you much joy.

#muriel stans #justice for muriel #the arcana cast as #the arcana game #the arcana #julian devorak #portia devorak #asra alnazar #count lucio #scourge of the south #muriel #the arcana muriel #nadia satrivana #muriel x apprentice

[ghost-town-story]

FebruarOC Day 28: ....

(So Selo and I have this thing where I’ll send her a random sentence or two with no context and she goes from there and I’ve wanted to write a sequel to this since she sent it to me. Therefore, since I’m in a shitpost mood, Imma finally do that lol. Enjoy)

Original quote: "Nothing's ever going to be okay again," he wanted to say, but all that came out was sobs that wracked his body.

Selo’s version:  

"Nothing's ever going to be okay again," he wanted to say, but all that came out was sobs that wracked his body. Aiden sat on the porch, knees pulled into his chest. A tall stack of papers sat beside him. 

"What happened?" Will asked after a slight pause, walking to him from his car. Aiden was weird, and Will hated talking to him, but James wouldn't be home for a few hours and Aiden was like a scared, furious puppy with ADD. 

 "Gone," Aiden managed to say to him between hiccuped sobs. 

 "What's gone? What happened?" Will hurried to his side. Aiden buried his head in his knees. 

"I just-- gonna-- die," Will made out as Aiden struggled to explain. Will looked at the grocery bags and sighed. No way would he be able to put the ice cream away before it melted now. 

"Whose gonna die, Aiden?" Will asked, lightly patting Aiden's shoulder. 

"Nothing," Aiden cried. 

"Then why are you crying? Why did you say something is gonna die?" Will ran through the classic questions James had rehearsed with him. 'No vague questions or Aiden spirals,' Will remembered. 'In case of emergencies, feed him cold medicine. He thinks it gives him temporary telepathy and then he falls asleep.' 

"Nothing is gonna die!" Aiden continued, voice tinged with the madness only brought on by his unique brand of paranoia. Will sighed. His ice cream was not worth this. 

"Look, I can't help you if you don't explain." Will began to gather his things.

"No, Nothing," Aiden urged, gesturing to the stack of papers featuring a black and white photo of an overly fluffy cat. "Nothing went missing." Will closed his eyes. He sighed until he felt he'd been entirely voided of oxygen, until he felt his sanity crumble into dust. 

"Nothing is your cat." Will ran through several scenarios in which he never went to James's house and never spoke to Aiden in his head. He could have driven straight home. He could have stayed at the grocery store. He could have called that girl Amy and met at her place. He could've gotten a coffee. He could have drove himself to the hospital and requested a lobotomy. 

Aiden nodded tearfully and admired one of the Missing Posters. "I love him so much," he whispered. "He's all I have." 

"What about James, Aiden?" 

"...I guess," Aiden admitted reluctantly. 

"How did this happen?" Will asked, wanting to be anywhere but here. 

"It all began when I first got Nothing," Aiden began. 

"Fuck off, how did you lose Nothing?" Will specified, frustrated. 

"Well, this morning I was taking a shower. Well, I wasn't taking a shower so much as standing in the bathroom. Actually it was more like sitting in the bathroom across from the shower. You know what? I was just watching James take a shower." Will felt his soul die. Was this hell? Had he died driving home and been sent to hell? 

"Go on." 

"I got a little distracted, cause... you know. I mean, you're his twin so you know how rockin your bods are." 

"Stop." 

"So anyway I go downstairs all happy and stuff, and I decide to make James breakfast, like as a tip for the show." 

"Oh my God." 

"Well, I go out to the garden to get some basil for the omelet, and I left the door open, so the last thing I see is my baby Nothing darting off to the Neighbor's house. I try to catch him but by the time I get there Nothing is gone and my Neighbor is shouting at me that 'this is a public neighborhood' and to 'put my clothes on' god." 

"So you left the door open and Nothing got out." 

"Essentially yeah. Will you help me look for him?"

And the sequel: 

As the sun sank lower and lower in the sky, Will debated just dosing Aiden to finally quiet his insane ramblings, or going to the hospital to get that lobotomy, or both. It was only the thought that James would be back soon that kept Will relatively sane, because then he could dump Aiden on his brother and wash his hands of this whole damn mess. 

Aiden was teary-eyed as they met up again, still no sign of Nothing the cat. 

“Look,” Will started, trying to avoid giving Aiden a chance to start sobbing again. “James will be home soon. Let’s just, go inside and wait for him. Once he’s back then we can figure out another plan to find Nothing.” 

Read: Will was going to drop this mess like a hot potato. 

“Okay,” Aiden sniffed, letting Will drag him up the front path and through the front door. 

“Go… wash up or something.” Will shoved Aiden further into the house and sighed. His ice cream wasn’t worth this. His poor, innocent ice cream… 

Will was pulled out of his mourning by the door clicking open. 

“Hello darling!” James called into the house before seeing Will. “Oh! You’re still here Will.” 

“No shit,” Will hissed. “You wouldn’t let me just ditch him, so I had to wait for you to come home—what the hell are you holding?” 

“A surprise,” James said in a sing-song voice, struggling to close the door with his hands still behind his back.

 “Jesus fuck—” 

“James!” Aiden hurtled down the stairs and attacked James. “Nothing’s still missing,” he wailed. 

“I know darling.” James kissed the top of his head. “Can you let go though? I have a surprise for you.” 

Aiden sniffled, but did as James asked. 

James revealed a cat from behind his back. Specifically, the fluffiest goddamned cat Will had ever seen. Will glanced at the Missing Posters sitting on a nearby table. 

“Nothing!” Aiden squealed, snatching the cat from James’s arms. 

“You’ve had Nothing.” 

“Yup! Silly thing ended up wandering into work, so I figured I’d surprise Aiden when I got home.” 

Will was about three seconds away from slapping his brother. Or maybe murder. His ice cream was worth fratricide. 

“How long have you known Nothing wasn’t dead or missing?” 

“Oh, not long after I asked you to help Aiden.” James was still bubbly and cheerful. 

“And you didn’t tell me?” 

“See, I could have, but I wanted to surprise Aiden, so I needed somebody to take care of him for me till I could come home.” 

Will walked up to his twin and shoved his finger into his chest. “You owe me ice cream.” That wasn’t quite what he’d meant to come out of his mouth. 

James laughed. “I could make you dinner,” he offered with a wink. 

“I—” 

Will wanted away from this shitshow as fast as possible. Aiden was still clutching Nothing to his chest, whispering what sounded like sexual innuendos to the cat. The only thing stopping Will from saving the cat from its fate was the fact that the cat didn’t seem to mind Aiden’s tight grip. In fact, the cat just looked bored and resigned. 

You’re used to this craziness, Will thought, narrowing his eyes at the cat. 

“You owe me ice cream.” 

“Or dinner?” James raised his eyebrow. 

“Ice cream. Nothing less.” Will whirled around and stalked out the door. 

“Let me know when you’re coming by next, and I’ll have your ice cream for you,” James called. “And thanks Will!” 

Will spun around and flipped James off. “Fuck you!”

#writing #in which i write #februaroc #februaroc 2020 #... i will not apologize i am very in the mood to write crack fics rn #this is in no way typical for my characters but i'll take selo's interpretation and run with it here lol #(funnily enough. the original quote is actually said by aiden to james in astral lol)

[alexconfusion]

1-100 please (I’m serious... or at least do like 20 of em. The first twenty. But I’d prefer them all)

Is this a challenge

1 Middle Name- Katherine

2 Age- 13 (yah I know I’m a baby blah blah blah shut up guys djskdjjd)

3 Birthday- May 8, 2006 (8:29am, to be exact)

4 Zodiac- sun: Taurus moon: Virgo, I believe

5 Fav Color- blue is my aesthetic but purple is my fav

6 My Lucky Number- five

7 Pets- two guinea pigs (ginny and lily), two dogs (bailey and maya) [i will provide pics if you want]

8 Where I’m From- Massachusetts

9 Height- 5’1

10 Shoe Size- eight

11 How Many Pairs of Shoes I Own- three

12 My Last Dream- Shane Dawson fixed my family issues and helped me come out to them (it was awesome, 10/10 would do again)

13 My Talents- piano (I have soundcloud check it out if u want), writing

14 Am I Psychic- HELL YEAH I AM shoot me an ask if u wanna know more cuz it’s kind of a long story (ok maybe not actually psychic but it’s a fun story)

15 Favorite Song- Amnesia - 5sos (it makes me cry every time and I don’t even care)

16 Favorite Movie- Into the Spider-Verse

17 My Ideal Partner - idk u tell me

18 Do I Want Kids?- potentially, but if I did I would adopt

19 Do I Want a Church Wedding- nah they look boring. I was part of the wedding party for my cousins wedding and it was absolute torture

20 Am I Religious- not really

21 Have I Ever Been to the Hospital- yeah, I was seven and stepped on glass at the beach (huge gash, kinda gorey, wouldn’t reccomend) anyways I didn’t know I cut my foot open at first and walked around the beach and a fuck ton of sand got in it (I had a very rough summer)

22 Have I Ever Been in Trouble With the Law- fuck no who do you think I am??

23 Have I Met any Celebrities- nope

24 Baths or Showers- showers duh, they’re good for so many things: crying, hair washing, pretending you’re standing in the rain,

25 What Color Socks am I Wearing- striped gray with blue owls (yes they are lit)

26 Have I Ever Been Famous- uh no

27 Would I Like to be a Celebrity?- sometimes I think it would be cool because if I make a lot of money I could help a lot of people, but usually no because having privacy is important to me

28 What Type of Music do I like- pretty much anything but acoustic versions have always had a special place in my heart

29 Have I Ever Been Skinny Dipping?- no gross

30 How Many Pillows do I Sleep With- one on each end of the bed so I can flip upside down and still have a pillow

31 What Position do I Sleep in-

(It’s comfy)

32 How Big is My House- two main floors, attic, basement

33 What do I Have for Breakfast- usually nothing, either because I slept through the normal breakfast time or because I didn’t have time to eat

34 Have I Ever Fired a Gun- no

35 Have I Ever Tried Archery?- Hell yeah I did, summer camp was a wild time almost shot someone in the face

36 Fav Clean Word- twilight

37 Fav Swear Word- fuck

38 Longest I’ve Ever Went Without Sleep- forty eight hours (those were two of the best days of my life btw)

39 Do I Have Any Scars- yeah

40 Have I Ever Had a Secret Admirer- nope but I wish

41 Am I a Good Liar- fantastic, actually

42 Am I a Good Judge of Character- what,, what does this mean??

43 Can I do Any Accents- I can do a really terrible British accent but nobody likes it

44 Do I Have a Strong Accent- nope

45 What is my Favorite Accent- Australian

46 What is my personality type- on the Myers Briggs test I’m an Adventurer (it’s creepily spot on, I highly recommend taking it)

47 My Most Expensive Piece of Clothing- Are vans clothing? If so my blue high top vans that I fucking adore. If not, probably my adidas shorts or something

48 Can I Curl My Tongue- I can do the classic fold in half one and the three leaf clover. look it up, it’s cool as hell

49 Am I am Innie or an Outie- innie

50 Right or Left Handed- right, but I’m ambidextrous when playing golf and I play lacross lefty

51 Am I Scared of Spiders- a little, not a phobia

52 Favorite Food- pears or frozen yogurt

53 Favorite Foreign Food- sushi

54 Am I a Clean or Messy Person- tbh it fluctuates but mostly clean. Like I myself am clean but my room is a wreck yknow

55 Most Used Phrase- “oh shit”

56 Most Used Word- oof

57 How Long do I Take to Get Ready- ten minutes, fifteen tops and five minimum

58 Do I Have an Ego- I don’t think so?

59 Do I Suck or Bite Lolipops- bite

60 Do I Talk to Myself- sometimes, it’s usually just strings of curse words

61 Do I Sing to Myself- yeah on occasion

62 Am I a Good Singer- no but my friends seem to think so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

63 Biggest Fear- losing everyone I care about/everyone I care about hating me

64 Am I a Gossip?- only if it’s not something serious and only to my closest friend

65 Best Dramatic Movie I’ve Seen- schindlers list, haven’t seen the whole thing (I’m kinda scared to) but it looks incredible even though it’s so horrific

66 Do I Like Long or Short Hair- I don’t really care, but I do kind of like longer hair on other people (i.e I like girls) (yes girls with short hair are awesome too but long/medium length hair is just.. yeah.)

67 Can I Name all 50 Stares of America- I could when I was 8 but now I can only list like 10

68 Favorite School Subject- English

69 (haha) Extrovert or Introvert- introvert

70 Have I Ever Been Scuba Diving- no and I don’t think I’d want to

71 What Makes Me Nervous- talking to people I don’t know

72 Am I Scared Of The Dark- not really. unless I like hear a noise and start imagining all the possible causes of the noise and freak myself out

73 Do I Correct People When They Make Mistakes- yeah sometimes, but I try to do it as nicely as I can (unless I don’t like the person *cough* my brother *cough*)

74 Am I Ticklish- yes. very.

75 Have I Ever Started a Rumor- no, but people thought I did and that was a whole mess

76 Have I Ever Been in a Position of Authority- I mean I was a captain when we played kickball in gym (does that count)

77 Have I Ever Drank Underage- nope, and I don’t intent to

78 Have I Ever Done Drugs- nope, and I don’t intend to

79 Who Was My First Real Crush- olivia, fifth grade. I pretended I had a crush on the guy next to her so I could stare at her and pretend I was looking at him

80 How Many Piercings Do I Have- none

81 Can I Roll My Rs- no matter how hard I try I can never seem to get the hang of it. and I’ve tried, believe me, I sound like an idiot every time but I still try

82 How Fast Can I Type- 135 wpm

83 How Fast Can I Run- Moderately fast, but not for very long

84 What Color is My Hair- dirty blonde

85 What Color Are My Eyes- they switch between gray, green, and blue, but they’re mostly a combination of all three with green being the most noticeable (I ask people this question a lot and they usually say blue or green)

86 What am I Allergic to- nothing I’m invincible.

87 Do I Keep a Journal- yup, eight years and counting. fun fact my first entry ever was a full two and a half pages about dolphin facts, complete with a picture

88 What do My Parents do- my moms a vet, idk what my dad does (it’s something with pharmaceuticals I think)

89 Do I Like My Age- eh on the one hand I can say I’m a teen but on the other people are like “omg!!! babey???? ur a babey omfg..”

90 What Makes Me Angry- when people are condescending or hypocritical

91 Do I Like My Name- I hate my first name (irl it’s not alex but I’ll probably end up changing it) and I hate my last name (long story) but I kinda like my middle name cuz it reminds me of Six

92 Have I Thought if Baby Names, if so What Are They- idk I’d probably name them after my friends (i.e hailey, lander, flan, drew, finn, that’s about it)

93 Do I Want a Boy or Girl For a Child- first of all when did I say I wanted a child and second of all I don’t care

94 What Are My Strengths- shitposts

95 What Are My Weaknesses- dealing with emotions, controlling anger, handling criticism, there are definitely others but I’m tired okay

96 How Did I Get My Name- first name: bible, middle name: my great grandmother, last name: my dad

97 Were My Ancestors Royalty- not that I know of

98 Do I Have Any Scars- see #39

99 What Color is My Bedspread- I don’t have one but my sheet is dark blue

100 What Color is My Room- a light blue teal-ish color

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character in general: Ciel Phantomhive? I don’t know him.It’s needless to say that I would have a lot to say about my feelings for the Phantomhive twins. The Spare Phantomhive, who will be referred to as Ciel in this particular opinion piece, was the first Kuro muse I played myself, and of course that comes with a lot of emotional package. I love this little boy.When I first watched the anime all those years back, I did pay attention to the fanservice and yaoi tropes. It’s usually not a great first impression unless it is what you’re looking for, but it didn’t take me long to realize that Ciel was different than the usual tsunderes and damsels in distress. He was not just a blank slate for any horny tween to use as a self insert, but he was a fully fleshed out character with his own agenda and his own motives. And that character was dark. At times it was r/i’m14andthisisdeep dark, but there were pleasant glimpses of actual grittiness. In a sense Ciel is a very classic character, a brooding boy who has lost his parents and seeks revenge, but there was spice to him. He didn’t have moments of softness but childisness, he pushed people away consistently without breaking down, he was showered with love and comfort but kept his eyes steadily on his goal. It takes determination from an author not to let such a popular character slide down the slippery slope of being pure fluff to appease the fans who, without a doubt, want it when it’s not what the story needs - what Ciel needs.As always, my suspicions were proven correct when I picked up the manga and the story turned out to be even darker and Ciel turned out to be even less likeable - and therefore I grew to adore him even more. Ciel is not a good person. Ciel is not a hero. Ciel has a tendency to be melodramatic or make bad decisions in haste, he is condescending and selfish and cold. Yet there is good to him, too. Ciel is a very fleshed out character with conflicting motives and emotions, moments of uncertainty that lead to great mistakes. He has a tendency to lie not only to others but also himself, and a desire to “kill the boy” as George Martin would say. Yet Ciel is not portrayed as an adult. Pecoscious, yes. Unusually clever, sly enough to beat many adults in their own games, to be brutal and cruel and selfish. Yet deep down he is a child - and children are not soft. This is what I love about him the most. how they play them: It feels strange to analyze a portrayal of a character that I also write, but I will do it gladly as I have good things to say. I’m picky when it comes to Ciels for obvious reasons. Considering that I roleplay both twins, running into weird “twin plots” (hehe, irony) is not really an issue, but it is difficult to match with people who portray a character I’m so familiar with in a way that I don’t understand. Dawny’s portrayal is very different to mine. Her touch is softer, more sensitive, more ponderous, yet she makes it work. When I write with her, I don’t feel like I’m writing with myself, but I’m also not bothered by the scenes where our interpretation would differ. I enjoy her take on Ciel a lot, which goes without saying if I happen to count the amount of threads we have. Especially our childhood threads bring a lot of color to the time of their life we know very little about. Writing with Dawny teaches me something about my own muse, and it’s amazing.the mun: Dawny seemed shy at first and I was worried I might break her by shitposting, so I was cautious. What a fool I was. Dawny pretends to be sweet and innocent but she is an absolute imp who acts like she didn’t suggest something that broke my heart or bullied my innocent boy who did nothing wrong! She’s great fun, and also interested conspiracy level meta-analysis just as I am. We can shitpost back and forth for hours, and then cry because of our headcanons that turn out angsty and sad no matter how much we try. I feel like our chemistry is great, and I’m glad to call her a friend.

do i;

follow them: Yesrp with them: Yeswant to rp with them: Yesship their character with mine: I don’t, but I would in the right context.

what is my;

overall opinion: - Thinks about sinful thoughts with an innocent face.- “I didn’t do anything,” she said after doing the thing. - If you think you can out-angst her you are a FOOL.- Underrated, but uses it to her advantage.- Matches your lenght in double after you yell “don’t match my lenght I’ll die!”- Great taste in videogames.

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