#i was just thinking... about seymour

[phuuca]

"first meet - Seymour"

The Guado are very sensitive to changes in nature and the energy living things give off. It's something that is essential to their roles as both the Guardians of Spira and Guardians of the Farplane. One has to remain sensitive and vigilant to the differences, lest a wandering soul become Unsent.

However, Seymour does not have Spira's best interest at heart and has used his abilities as a Guado to get away with the cruel things he plans and executes in the shadows. So when the opportunity to sabotage a group of Guardians, and their naïve Summoner (whom poses a threat to his reign), is handed to him on a silver platter, he takes it.

Especially since this group of Guardians not only has an Al Bhed and an Unsent amongst them, but one of Sin's Children as well. The best part it about this circumstance it: none of them are aware of the monster hiding behind a human disguise.

#if you couldn't tell. I think Seymour is a little bitch #He's a good character but I just want to punch him in his fucking face #Also I lied about the other comics not looking as nice as the first #I'm putting so much effort into these it's embarrassing actually #Also if you see anatomical issues: no you didn't. look away #phuuca's art #ffx mermaid au #tidus #ffx tidus #yuna #ffx yuna #seymour #seymour guado #ffx seymour #ffx fanart #ff10 #digital art #digital illustration #firealpaca #firealpaca art #art #fanart #comic #fan comic

[lilliells]

People in Tudor history circles on Instagram and TikTok need to realise that insisting that “Anne Boleyn’s judicial murder at the hands of her husband was worth it because her daughter became one of the most famous monarchs of all time and that mocking the death of another woman who was also emotionally abused by h8 and the death of her fifteen year old child is justified because they were what h8 wanted and therefore their deaths are karma for him” is not the feminist girlboss slay moment they think it is.

#yes this is about that post I rbed earlier #because I’m still really annoyed by it #nothing and I mean literally nothing will make me ever think that Anne Boleyn’s execution was worth it because she “got the last laugh #she was fucking murdered for having fertlilty issues what is wrong with you people #and don’t even get me started with how they manage to drag Jane and Edward into it #just because they were what Henry wanted does not make them devoid of humanity #anne boleyn #jane seymour #edward vi #elizabeth i #edit: misspelled fertility in the tags goddammit

[historyartthings]

#1 #2

#for me I’d go with 1 #tbh I think popular and academic thought has definitely swung that way these days #ive seen it suggested that the first one resembles the 'most happy' medal too #as an aside #(people can be nasty about her looks here. same as they are w Jane Seymour in a big way. you might not find them attractive or whatever and #obviously it’s fine if you don’t think they’re beautiful - people say so about these portraits #but just leave it at that. no need to be a wanker in how you go about it #even worse when people try and frame it as if they 'objectively' werent attractive) #anne boleyn #polls #history polls #Holbein

[br1ghtestlight]

we dont actually know where linda and gayle grew up we just know that it was NOT seymour's bay and that its likely an hour or two drive away from where they currently live (I like to think that gayle moved to seymour's bay after linda did because she wanted to be like her big sister lmao)

their hometown is specifically called Hunkawtaway which is apparently a play on native american appropriated town names in the midwest so I think she most likely didn't grow up in new jersery but still somewhere in that general area of america (like connecticut or massachusetts)

for bob I would say he grew up in the area surrounding seymour's bay but not actually IN seymour's bay because its a small-ish town and we don't ever see big bob's diner around. I would say they live maybe a 30 to 45 minute drive away from big bob (who still lives where bob grew up) so still definitely in new jersery but maybe somewhere closer to the bog habour area??

we know they both didn't grow up in seymour's bay as they never went to wagstaff or huxley high school (but it seems like at one point they were maybe considering that bob and linda went to the same high school, because the original subplot for linda's high school reunion episode was going to be someone from BOBS high school who had a crush on him was trying to flirt with him at their reunion. this got changed when they realized that bob and linda obviously didnt go to the same high school growing up) but I think bob definitely lived closer to their current location that linda did. they most likely moved to seymour's bay when they saw a resturant location in the area renting for very cheap and previously lived closer to bog harbour

(and we know that teddy has a long family history specifically in seymour's bay)

#thinking about a reddit thread where someone said that linda's hometown was seymour's bay #and that she probably just lived on the other side of town which is why she never went to wagstaff #and im like. ALL of that information is incorrect first of all #and who told you seymour's bay is a big enough town to have MULTIPLE elementry schools?? bcuz i have lived in oceanside towns #of a similar size #and i can tell you with absolute certainty that wagstaff and huxley are the only schools in that town #i wonder why lily ended up moving from brooklyn new york to the tiny ass nj town where big bob lived 🤔 #txt #bob's burgers

[cosmic-walkers]

OOh she love loves him. That is the tragedy in this. She wanted him to say something so bad.

#if i were jane i just would've made him my wife that simple #wolf hall #thomas cromwell #jane seymour #i don't think he loved her at least not romantically i think he saw his daughters in her but i think she loved him like bad and i think he #knew - but like once henry liked her it was done #that and the fact that he also didn't like her back T-T #then mary bust in looking like she is about to fight because he is also HER wife

[maddie-grove]

Not counting the group songs, Six has one great song, two fine ones, one inoffensively boring one, and two bad ones.

#idk it’s pretty obvious that the creator(s) had really different levels of investment in different wives #not that this necessarily correlates with song quality #I rank the songs thusly: Howard Aragon Cleves Seymour Boleyn Parr #in terms of quality #in terms of investment: Howard Parr Seymour Cleves Aragon Boleyn #like I think they had something really specific to say about Howard #and they found something appealing about Parr and Seymour but the execution (sorry) was off #Cleves and Aragon are pretty perfunctory but the songs are fun #Boleyn…they display a level of disinterest that borders on hostility #should’ve just made Kathryn Howard: The Musical

[fideidefenswhore]

i feel like they basically tried to transpose the storyline/dynamic btwn coa and mary boleyn from tobg in tsp (with coa and bessie blount) and realllly overdid what was already well-done and entertaining.

#im gonna be honest — pgreg has a way more entertaining style of writing than EF and who else was it . graham? #also had they stuck with that alba galocha would have done it MUCH better . #i mean same with tcp. if im being honest … #but the majority of the novel of tcp is her marriage with Arthur and they did noooot follow that model at all #hviii in that book is just the runner-up. he idolizes her but she doesn’t love him #it actually spoke well to the emotional truth of like …. #hviii’s pattern of idealization and devaluation #he did the same thing w / AB (she just wasn’t fortunate — relatively — enough to have the end be exile rather than execution ) #also all these Seymour asks are making me think of boleyn counterfactuals which would diverge at that point instead …. #someone write that fanfic bcus i would read the hell out of it #(i kid . it already exists in variations and ive pretty much read all of them #it tends to be analogous to COA’s demotion as Princess of wales ; Anne’s in these fics is usually keeping the title marquess of pembroke) #eyyyye… would read another one tho #I’d be more interested in another epistolary one that has the remnants of the boleyn/howard party talking mad smack about the Seymours 😂 #to like the resident French ambassador and such #much like the Aragonese / Marian party did re: the boleyn party to Chapuys

[philhoffman]

“There was a moment when we were shooting—I want to say this, not to embarrass Meryl, but you know they were in [the nun’s habits], and I remember I had to leave. I had some off-camera stuff, something like that, and as actors you always check in, ‘cause you wanna make sure that if you’re gonna leave, that everything’s cool. And I remember opening the door, Meryl was in the room, and she had [the habit] off, and I remember she turned around and looked at me and I thought, ‘What a pretty woman.’ And I actually said it! Remember? ‘Cause I’d seen her in this thing for days and days and days and it just came out of my mouth because the difference [with the costume] was so shocking. You know what I mean? It’s true.”

#meryl going :D viola saying 'that's cute that's sweet :')' amy 'awww'ing and phil blushing. 🥹 #happy international women's day #doubt... synecdoche... the savages... he is simply the happiest when he is surrounded by talented and hardworking women <3 #philip seymour hoffman #psh #* #doubt #meryl streep #viola davis #amy adams #apropos of nothing I'm thinking about when amy was like 'you just want to crawl into his lap' yeah. yeah I do. I do want to crawl into his l

[littleshopofhorrors-confessions]

My cosplay/Halloween costume of Seymour was the first and only so far male clothing I've owned and I'm pretty sure my mom got rid of it for that reason considering that I couldn't find it anywhere

For that and other reasons I get viscerally embarrassed about the fact that I used to have him as a transition goal to the point that it affects my viewing experience/experience while writing for him, and the fact that I relate to him a lot doesn't help

Y'all are right Orin makes way more sense for a... gender envy blorbo? There should be a term like blorbo for a character you get gender envy towards. I propose 'dently' as like a riff on 'skrunkly.' Anyway

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#im sorry that she threw it away and that you feel embarrassed about it #but for the record you're so right and he is absolutely transition goals #i dont really think that one makes sense over the other #theyre just different flavors of gender envy #dently is neato #i think we could also easily decide that 'scrunkly' or 'sploinky' or whatever is a gender thing now #or we could just use 'gender blorbo' #idk #little shop of horrors #seymour krelborn #orin scrivello #confession #lsoh movie #gender

[starvingtongue]

putting a tw here for racism, just in case anyone wants to give this headcanon a miss. this is a semi-part two to this headcanon.

I don't think the Guado intended for Home to be completely destroyed nor as many of the Al Bhed to be killed as they did, they were just there for Yuna to get her to Bevelle. While Seymour certainly gave the order to attack Home, I reckon a lot of them figured it would go the same way releasing the fiends into the Blitzball stadium at Luca. Scare the Al Bhed a bit, threaten them with the release of a lot of fiends, get them to give up Yuna, and then take Yuna to Bevelle without too much damage. But the Al Bhed didn't give up Yuna that easily and the Guado's hand was forced.

I'm 50/50 on whether or not this might've been a turning point for some of the Guado or if they just didn't care about the Al Bhed. It's obviously horrible to anyone with half a conscious that the Guado shattered a lot of lives, murdered a whole lot more, and pretty much forced the Al Bhed to blow up one of the only places they can call Home. But on the other hand, racism against the Al Bhed is still prevalent in Spira at this point, and there's nothing to suggest that the Guado weren't also racist towards the Al Bhed as much as the rest of Spira were.

Combined with the fact that the Guado weren't exactly very open with regular Spirans, having looked down on them for years, nearly causing a civil war because of Jyscal's marriage to Anna & Seymour's birth, there's not much stopping them from being racist against the Al Bhed too. It sucks to say, but there probably were more than a few Guado that thought they were doing Spira a favour by killing a few Al Bhed if we go with this line of thought. If they bought into Yevon's lies about the Al Bhed being the cause of Sin and everything, all the more reason to not care how many of the Al Bhed they kill. There probably were some Guado that were unsettled by what had happened in Home, not fully anticipating the extent of the damage that their assault would cause, and those that didn't care if the Al Bhed lived or died.

Yet, it was the slaughter of the Ronso that made their blind devotion, hope, faith, whatever you want to call it, in Seymour shatter. If the assault on Home and forcing Yuna to marry Seymour made them feel unsettled, this was the straw that broke the Chocobo's back so to speak. Now it's not just one race, it's two races, that they've just massacred. Regardless of their feelings towards the Al Bhed, they've not only got their blood on their hands, but now the Ronso. I think it was this point that they realised just how far from grace Seymour had fallen and how his descent into madness was dragging the rest of the Guado down with him.

Trying to cover up the fact that Seymour had murdered Jyscal and destroying his sphere, trying to get rid of Yuna & Co after they murdered Seymour, helping to release the fiends into Luca Stadium, attacking Home, it all came crashing down on them (Tromell especially) exactly what they'd done. Hindsight is a funny thing and I reckon when a lot of them looked back at everything they'd aided Seymour with, they realised what they'd done. What probably hammered the final nail into the coffin was Seymour being branded a traitor. I'm not sure when this canonically happens (after ffx perhaps? after Yuna's big speech?), regardless of when it does, Seymour being branded a traitor is what truly drives the Guado to realise what their blind devoution has done to Spira.

#tromell guado { 🪴 } headcanon #racism tw #I'm also trying to think up a reason why the Guado would suddenly be okay with Seymour becoming the leader #especially when they were up in arms about it 18 years prior #maybe they moved on and accepted it #maybe it was having the teachings and becoming slightly more integrated with Spira via Yevon #maybe after his exile the guado realised how nice of a person Seymour is and realised half a half-guado around wasn't such a bad thing #WHO KNOWS #it also doesn't entirely sit right with me that they'd stand behind him after he murdered his own father but whatever #guado gotta do what the guado gotta do I guess #who else was gonna run them at that point? tromell? #wish we had more info on the Guado and how their leadership worked #typing this out also makes me realise just how many fucked up things the Guado actually did in Spira

[carneflower13]

oh to have seymour krelborn passionately infodump to me about plants....

#jess speaks #thinking about Him #i feel like hes super awkward in a lot of social interactions but once you get him going on plants he'll just talk and talk for hours #and then he'd apologize for boring you but you tell him to keep going and he's just !!!!!! #i think hes autistic btw. he just like me fr!!! #hes autistic and plants are his special interest #little shop of horrors #seymour krelborn

[giraffeder]

Whammers

(All Whammers from left to right)

Monster AU- @daisythecomic

Fantasy AU/The Knight- @starkie-rad

Swap AU/Two Whams- @giraffeder

Shape Of Water AU- @mechidraws

Miss Power Returns AU- @wormspoodle

Swap AU- @rocketonin

A World Without Worgirl- Wordgirl season 4, episode 8

#wordgirl #wordgirl whammer #the whammer #i literally spent 1+ hours just scrolling to find these #im sure theres more but these were all i could find #it was so hard to squeeze all of these in here #oh god i dont even wanna think about doing this with d2b #maybe mr.big or seymour if i decide to do these again #i dont see many aus with them #OH WHAT IF I DID A CHUCK ONE TO MATCH

[quietparanoiac]

With larger plans than I could ever understand, wheels within wheels. But every time I come to court, it seems smaller. And I wonder if there are any wheels at all.

Becoming Elizabeth (2022–), 1x05

#Becoming Elizabeth #Pedro (Becoming Elizabeth) #Edward Seymour #Edward Seymour Duke of Somerset #Ekow Quartey #John Heffernan #period drama #becomingelizabethedit #Becoming Elizabeth 1x05 #my gifs #'good for you' Somerset's eyes said #Somerset is fun this week #but also - oh stop thinking that lying is the answer to everything #if you lie where truth could work no worse unhappy is all you'll ever be #and fairly so #also - did he really not expect Pedro to tell Mary about Boulogne? #or did he just expect her not to react the way she did? #I see no reason for his optimism

[lecliss]

OO has me in a fucking vice grip with the urge to lunge at Seph's throat!!!!!!! I can't fucking believe he convinced Kadaj to join him!!!!!! I'm gonna go fucking feral!!!! Leave my sonboy alone!!!!! He has no free will!!! He keeps being used for what Jenova wants cuz of the cells and he keeps being used by Seph as a remnant!!! Daj can never truly have something of his own accord cuz of the very meaning of his existence!!!!! He can never be an individual cuz of them, but without them he wouldn't exist!!!! LET HIM BE HIS OWN PERSON!!!!

And to top it off, Team Ninja dangles a Loz and Yazoo tease in my face after I just said I need Kadaj to have his real brothers back!!!! FUCK!!!! I FUCKING HATE FINAL FANTASY!!!!!!!

#i love kaien trying to help even tho this has nothing to do with him. thank you grandpa 🥺 #kadaj and repliku would be a match made in heaven. i want them to talk and go on a murder spree for funsies together #im gonna kill seph so fucking hard. i hate it here!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #at least now i know why kadaj and seymour team up to be ducklings to weiss. tho im not caught up to know how/why they leave seph yet #im just. im gonna die man. im so happy OO added kadaj and gave him so much development and i love that the game takes characters seriously #but god. do they have to keep tormenting MY FUCKING SON!?!?!?! #LET HIM RETURN TO HIS NEW MOM AND DAD (zack and aerith)!!!! GIVE HIM HIS LITTLE BROTHERS BACK!!!! GIVE HIM FUCKING FREE WILL!!!! FUCK!!!!! #its such a good time to be so abnormal about a 2005 one off sequel movie villain. genuinely. it just hurts at the same time #i also like how everyone's fine with kadaj and is even trying to help him cuz despite being morally gray. at least hes against seph. #so hes a good kid in their books 🥺 #brb gonna go speedrun the og 7 real quick so i can beat seph's ass in the name of my best boy #also when we get loz and yazoo i wonder if theyll be a joint unit like in brave exvius of if theyll be seperate but released back to back #like reno and rude 🤔 #i was expecting sonon or nero next but i do think they wont come until after part 2. while i want genesis most then. i would actually rather #have the baby bro duo if it means they have a real chance of getting in. i didnt actually believe it would be possible. but no it looks real

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

helloooooooooooooo could you do seymour krelborn for the blorbo bingo meme :3c

I feel so bad that this has so little boxes ticked, I just think he's a sweet lil guy and I want him and Audrey to be happy gfvbhbhj

#smol responds #seymour krelborn #blorbo bingo #i dont think i can fix him but i dont want to make him worse either. he's just a cutie yknow? #and LSoH is too well-written and such a banger that i dont really have any criticisms. the music is what's on my mind yknow? #man hasnt taken over my brain but i DO enjoy chatting about him with ya cause like look at him!! he is baby!! he is allowed a little murder #as a treat :) funny little plant man who has (like all my beloveds) been hit with the Autism Beam

[fideidefenswhore]

Catherine Parr is reasonably in favour with him, having been appointed regent while the king was in France, but widely suspected of religious radical sympathies in objecting to church use of elitist Latin: the movie imagines a friendship between Catherine and the Protestant heretic preacher and firebrand Anne Askew (Erin Doherty) and is she thus hated by the reactionary bishop Stephen Gardiner (Simon Russell Beale), who would love to burn her at the stake.

Meanwhile, the Seymour family, connected with the king’s surviving male heir, Edward, son of the late Jane Seymour and destined to die as Edward VI at just 15 years old, are coolly circling and Thomas and Edward Seymour (Sam Riley and Eddie Marsan) are smugly aware of their own privilege. But just as Catherine’s star begins to wane, she gets pregnant – a wildly thrilled Henry declares it is probably a boy. But will she survive?

#smug is an apt descriptor #if i see any weird takes woobifying edward seymour again i s2g it's on sight..... #stanning a ruthless yet mid flop is an embarassment to nature #kparr pregnancy? i...don't know what to think about this #but my initial feelings: Not Great #you don't have to portray it as a sexless marriage (according to the 1544 parliament act it wasn't) but like. not that. #also im just. i know most cannot have half a brain cell when it comes to discourse about elizabeth #so...that's there.... #firebrand 2023