#i want the pure pleasant surprise of fishy business again

[spookberry]

Why is it whenever i see a fanfic where one of the characters is tagged as asexual (but not like a Side Character, like the fic has to be about the one with the tag) the fic is unquestionably gonna be about fucking. I've only seen the ace tag on a good ship fic without any fuckin in it like.... once (it was a mermaid au klance fic)

#this is specifically in regards to fics about ships #like i get my hopes up cuz wow this character i love in a relationship and also asexual thats so cool i love that! #and then bam #the entire fic is just about the couple working around the fact that ones ace #like cool glad yall having fun but i would like to see not that #i want the pure pleasant surprise of fishy business again #where they kiss and thats it #and they spend the whole god damn fic NOT kissing on top of that like hell yeah