I bring more crumbs for boat boys/smalletho enjoyers in the form of lets not forget that Joel permakilled etho in last life
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I'M SOBBING
RHINDOTTIR REALLY SEES ALBEDO AS HER SON
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Hey so if you guys here any pained animalistic sobs and/or wails don’t mind that it’s only me thinking about the house of hades family portraits
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Calling it now, or manifesting (whatever you want to call it), I want the Jon Matteson frog knight to be mortally wounded in the climax of Cinderella’s Castle (perhaps to save Ella).
As he’s dying his little puppet death and I’m crying Ella tells him he’s a real knight and thanks him for his help, perhaps even declaring her love for him in a very platonic way (or a romantic way) and she gives him a little kiss.
Cue flashing lights and magic sound effects and who puts down the puppet and stands up but human man Jon Matteson who was The Frog Prince the whole time.
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Just realized something funny
A hunk means “a large, strong, sexually attractive man.”
“Brain scrambled enough to have a kid”
“If my wife’s closet is right, the planets gonna try to eat us soon”
If this is not the definition of “married” I have no clue what is I frickn love them.
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Dreamling is at its best when it's either "we met three days ago and the wedding is next week (the wedding is a formality, Morpheus already tied our souls together don't ask how)" or a multi century slow burn where the burn is really just a long fuse leading to a cartoonish stack of gunpowder barrels and nothing in between
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