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the pact

surprise!!! y'all seem to be LOVING the ymls blurbs so here's a lil something!!!!!!! hope you all enjoy :)

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content warnings: pregnancy

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Y/N is in that annoying headspace where she can't tell if she's fallen asleep yet when her phone starts buzzing on her nightstand.

Groaning, she sits up slightly and bats her eyelashes open. She doesn't look at who's calling as she haphazardly reaches out for her phone, pressing the green answer button.

"Hasn't anyone told you you're not supposed to wake a sleeping pregnant woman?" she grumbles into the receiver. Somehow, she's not surprised when she hears Harry's husky laughter on the other side. She squints at the bright screen in the darkness of her bedroom, the time reading 1:37 a.m.

"I have a question for you," he says and she huffs, propping her back up against the array of pillows behind her. Since developing a small bump, sleeping has been unexpectedly irritating — she normally prefers falling asleep on her stomach, but it's kind of impossible with her rounded tummy.

(Besides, one time Harry yelled at her for it, saying he didn't want her to smush the baby. She called him an idiot, explaining that was literally impossible, but he still sent her about six different articles on why you shouldn't sleep on your stomach while pregnant.)

"This couldn't wait until tomorrow? Or sent through a text, maybe?"

"No. I can't sleep and it seemed pretty dire, to be honest."

"Fine," she mutters, "What's your question, Harry?"

"Do you see yourself ever getting married?"

Y/N nearly chokes on her own saliva, annoyance steadily building in her chest.

"Seriously? You want to talk about marriage at 1:30 in the morning?"

"Just answer the question, please."

She sighs, allowing her eyes to shut. Realistically, this is never how she expected her life to go. She assumed, like any other person, that she'd meet someone nice, marry them, start a life with them — she didn't anticipate her first child being brought into the world via a one night stand with someone she didn't even like all that much.

"I don't know," she eventually answers. "I used to, yeah. But I don't know anymore."

"Would you want to get married?"

"Is this you proposing?" she fires back, a stroke of panic firing through her, "Because the answer is no."

"I'm not proposing, Y/N."

"Can you get on with it then? I want to go back to sleep."

There's some shuffling in the background, followed by a deep breath. She wants to roll her eyes but she's too tired.

"Okay. What if, when we're like 40, and if we're both single, we get married?" he asks, making her eyes widen, "Personally, I've always wanted some type of life partner and I'd like to make it official at some point. And I assume dating will be harder for us when the baby's born. And I saw it on Friends, Chandler and Monica talk about making this kind of pact—"

"A marriage pact." Y/N says flatly, "Yes, I've heard of it before."

"Right."

"And you want to make one with me."

"Yeah."

"Harry," Y/N sighs, shifting onto her side and curling up to the pregnancy pillow he bought her last week, "Harry, you're you. I have no doubt that you'll be able to find a husband or a wife or whoever you wanna spend the rest of your life with."

He goes silent at that as she rolls her lips into a thin line. She’s not typically so candid with him, so she blames it on her tiredness. Sure, the only reason why she and Harry know anything about one another is because of the pregnancy. The one thing she did know about him before was that he was a free lover — he put himself out there, he was vulnerable, and he almost always charmed someone into his bed by the end of the night. It was the thing that irked her most about him, but she was self-aware enough to know that it annoyed her because it was her downfall. Her discomfort with expressing romantic emotions, her consistently stormy demeanor — she wasn’t blind to it all.

So, it’s true: She doesn’t doubt Harry will eventually find the true love of his life, but she also doesn’t believe she should subject him to a life with her. They're complete opposites; she imagines a marriage between them would be unsatisfactory on his end.

Based on the jostling in the background, she can imagine the way he's probably flipped onto his stomach, his body tucked into some of the most comfortable sheets and blankets Y/N has ever felt.

(Reluctantly, she asked him a few weeks back where he got them from, and two days later, there was a package on her doorstep from the same retailer. When she demanded to know why he'd spent so much money on a new bedding set for her, he gave her a reasoning along the lines of, "you're carrying my baby, I'm allowed to treat you to things.")

"Okay, but what if I don't? Statistically speaking, I'm sure it's much harder to date as a dad."

"Sure, maybe," Y/N replies, "But that's when co-parenting comes in handy, right? I can always take the baby when you have dates or whatever."

"Don't you think it'll get messy, though?" Harry presses and she smushes her face into her pillow, "Like, what if one of us dates someone that doesn't like our dynamic or gets jealous?"

"Then they're probably not a good partner and we shouldn't date them."

He sighs into the receiver. "Okay, yeah. You're right. Sorry for calling this late, do you still want me to pick you up at noon for the checkup tomorrow?"

She can tell how defeated he is by the drop in his tone and, whether she wants to admit it or not, it makes her heart crack just a little bit. And even though she doesn't know why she says it — she doesn't have enough time to unpack it — she does, and she can't take it back. (She knows Harry will never let her forget it, anyway.)

"Noon is still good," she says, "And... if it really makes you feel better, we can have a marriage pact, Harry."

"Really?"

She rolls her eyes, "Yes. If we're both single at 40, we'll get married. Okay?"

"Are you just saying that because you're annoyed by me?"

"Yes and no. Do you agree or not?"

"Yeah. I agree."

“Okay.”

Harry’s silent on the other line. She tucks her hand under her head, tangling her legs under the blanket he bought her.

“Can I go back to sleep now?”

He clears his throat, “Yeah. Sorry for waking you up. I’ll see you tomorrow?”

“Mhm,” she murmurs, wedging her thumbnail between her teeth, “For the record, regardless of our situation or not, anyone who dates you would be stupid not to wanna be with you forever.”

It’s probably the most truthful and sincere thing she’s ever admitted to him, but something about his vulnerability and insecurity strikes a cord in her.

When he doesn’t immediately reply, she wishes she could eat her words; positive that she’s made him uncomfortable. What a stupid thing to say, he probably thinks I likes him now—

"Thank you," he finally replies and her heart softens at his earnest tone, "Just... thank you. I appreciate that."

"Sure." Y/N mutters. "I'm gonna sleep now."

"Okay. Goodnight, Y/N, sleep well."

Her stomach flutters with butterflies and she doesn't know why. She shakes her head to herself and mumbles out a goodnight, hoping she can manage a dreamless night that doesn't consist of Harry being her husband.

Ugh, she thinks to herself, he's so stupid.

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straying-further-from-gods-grace · 2 months

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Human AU! Picrew

Alastor! He's a serial killer and cannibal in every AU I make unless otherwise stated. Some AU will include Al being trans, having epilepsy, or severe scarring and sometimes migraines. Eating disorder in the fact he mainly eats humans and starves a lot of the time

Nifty in every AU will be Alastors little sister, be it through found family or actual adoption. She is also a cannibal and a nurse unless otherwise stated. Every AU she lost her eye while being sex trafficked.

Rosie and Husk are Always going to be Exes, be it married or dating, but exes. Rosie is a cannibal, Husk isn't he just helps his family hide evidence. In certain AU they're Nifty and or Al's adoptive parents/found family parent's in others they are just older friends who are protective and the mom/dad friend. Rosie is a psychologist and Husk a bartender, most AU they're gonna be ex military

Angel Dust (Anthony) Husks twink boyfriend he gets after divorcing or breaking up with Rosie. Still a hooker but he and Val have a healthy relationship. Unless I need Val to be nasty for my plot. Ex addict, makes music sometimes, recovering eating disorder

The Vees! Vox with his heterochromia and I like making him sweaty either an actual problem or he's just sweaty. I also like to give him a stutter in certain AUs. He's German.

Valentino is as always, half blind, and he's a nasty weird tall man with a connective tissue disorder in most AU, he's also Latin and a pretty good friend he's very supportive just bad at it.

Velvet is a weird little chaotic rat but her boys worship her. For some reason I see her as a Floridian military brat idk, fashion designer and influencer in every AU. I ship her with Rosie.

In some AU they're adoptive siblings

Charlie and Vaggie! Twinning UwU! Vaggie is an ex Catholic cause I think it makes sense and Charlie definitely practices Wicca or something. Charlie actually does own a hotel, it's a rehab her father funded for her because she wants to help nd she has whateva sort of degree would help with that, something with therapy. Vaggie works as a security guard there.

Vaggie twin sister Lute, she's having a near constant mental breakdown, she's a psycho deep down and is FILLED with religious guilt idk what to tell ya. Killed someone. Her arm is amputated too. She teaches self defense, specialising in helping people with disabilities learn to work around them.

Charlie cousin Peter. Everyone think he's the "gay" cousin but he's actually straight and VERY comfy in his masculinity, nondenominational. Isn't technically allowed to visit the Morningstar house alone because they're "evil" but they're just spiritual. Broadway!!

Lute boyfriend, Adam. I could NOT resist making him adorable and precious because you see him and go awww but then he fucking opens his mouth and calls you a slur. Lmao. Questioning his faith. Rock star wanna be, studies music theory or something

Adams cousins! Big sis Sera is constantly worrying and lil sis Emily is heavily sheltered. Sera is a Sunday School teacher, idk, maybe religious studies? Emily if the AU has her college aged will want to be a nurse (I've been seeing Emily ships everywhere but what if she falls for her fellow nurse who's secretly a psychopath?? Nifty, I mean)

Cherri! Angels BFF! She's deffo an artist and also a demolition expert or something, and does monster trucking too! She's the best most supportive person, Penti adores her and she's secretly in love too but she's scared of it. Angel keeps mocking her that he's got two guys (Val and Husk) and she won't even take a chance on the dude who would find a way to blow up the sun for her.

Penti is trans, hjs family is also Muslim but he was disowned when he came out. He has triplet little siblings! Is studying to be or is a physicist. Idk minor speech impediment/lisp!

Frank is the embodiment of chaos and when he meets Alastor is obsessed with him (crushing on a guy your older brother doesn't like is a right if passage) Chandler and Leslie are his siblings. They we're disowned for supporting Penti and Chandler has refused to wear her veil since. Leslie still upholds their faith but is very supportive.

Usually Vark will be a dog. But occasionally an AU will call for him to be Vox little brother so here's a design for him!

#ao3 link #human au #Hazbin hotel #Picrew #radio static #vox x alastor

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restinslices · 4 months

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My Fandom Ocs

I was scrolling on tumblr and ended up seeing @mattmurdocksthighs (fantastic name btw) do this post showing off their ocs and I was like “I wanna do that” so here we are. No one asked for this but LISTEN- I don’t ONLY think about Mortal Kombat. And I’ll probably write about them at some point and get like, 2 cute lil like. I’ll keep updating this because my brain is always coughing up this shit. Their stories also got a lot of shit going on so I’m giving the very basic stuff so this shit ain’t too long. (Rereading this and the shit ended up long anyway). Last updated: 2/15/24

Kajsa Helvar

Universe: Six Of Crows

Related to: Matthias Helvar - Older Brother.

Sexuality: Lesbian

Love Interest: -

Faceclaim: Ivanna Sakhno

Summary: Kajsa is Matthias’s younger sister who is believed to be dead. She survived the village fire and was taken by Fjerdan officials to become an assassin (they got a bootleg Black Widow program. Shhhhh) for them since Druskelle take too long and are easily noticeable. After she finds out he’s alive, she leaves Fjerda and tracks him down but when she realizes his girlfriend is Grisha, she believes he’s being poisoned and wants to kill Nina. When Matthias refuses to let that happen, she thinks it’s too late and the only way to save his soul is to kill him. Will she succeed? Will they make up and undo her brainwashing? Who knows? Not me.

Marina Starkov

Universe: Shadow and Bone

Related to: and Malyen Oretsev - Dad. Alina Starkov - Mom.

Grisha order: Etherealki - Sun Summoner

Sexuality: Unlabeled

Love Interest: (I ain’t think that far ahead, ngl)

Faceclaim: Park Ji Hye

Summary: I was bummed we didn’t get the book ending with Mal and Alina so she was made. Mal and Alina did the dance as old as time when they found out Mal was the third amplifier and did not use any protection. This resulted in an accidental baby. Mal was at sea and Alina was married to Nikolai so they lied to the people of Ravka and said she was theirs. Mal only finds out years later during a random visit. Ngl, she was created for drama and scandal. I did not think her future through. All I knew was that she hated this Ravkan royal life and preferred to be with Mal and wanted more freedom. Typical princess shit.

Polaris Lupin

Universe: Harry Potter

Related to: Remus Lupin - Dad. And before y’all ask, her mom is black but she’s not a cannon character so I’m not putting her here

House: Ravenclaw

Sexuality: Lesbian

Love interest: Bounces between Luna and Pansy cause she loves a lil bit of toxicity. She get it from Remus fr

Faceclaim: Chandler Kinney

Summary: In my version, Remus is gay. I know fans debate whether he’s bi or gay, in this version he’s gay. He’s in denial and ends up hooking up with a female witch, and while that confirmed that he had to face the hard reality of another thing about him being different, her ass must’ve been listening to Usher cause she said she was three months pregnant and she was keeping it (some of y’all enjoyed that more than others and I’m ok with this). At first he wanted nothing to do with this kid but came around to the idea, which was real convenient cause her mom got killed by her own family. Guess we locked in for life now. She has his werewolf gene and is trying her hardest to succeed in school to hopefully make their life better.

Carina Min

Universe: Harry Potter

Related to: Sirius Black - Dad. One of my ocs I put in every universe is her mom. Don’t judge me.

House: Hufflepuff

Sexuality: Unlabeled

Love Interest: Fred Weasley

Faceclaim: Saerom from Fromis_9

Summary: Carina was born October 31st 1980, the year before shit went left. After Sirius’ imprisonment, her mom gave Carina her last name so she hopefully wouldn’t be connected to the Black family anymore. She is extremely sheltered and since her mom was raised after death eaters, she tries to shield her from everything wrong with the world, trying to give her the life she felt she deserved but obviously sheltering your kid as much as she did leaves them extremely codependent. Carina has always wanted for nothing and never had the need for ambition. She sees the world extremely black and white but when entering Hogwarts she finds out that’s not true and has to solve a huge question; who is she? She’s also a metamorphmagus like her mom but I didn’t know where to fit that.

Poppy Ejiri-Finstock

Universe: Teen Wolf

Related to: Bobby Finstock - Dad. Mom is a non cannon character. Not the same as Carina and Lilith

Creature: Werejaguar and Kitsune Chimera

Sexuality: Bisexual

Love interest: Isaac Lahey

Faceclaim: Serena Motola

Summary: Poppy was born a human with heart disease and because of this, she has constant medical attention. She lives with Coach in Beacon Hills and is friends with Isaac, Erica and Boyd and has no knowledge of the supernatural. When Erica and Boyd go missing, she wants to investigate which Isaac is very against since the alpha pack traumatized him for investigating and he’s a werewolf. All this secrecy puts a strain of their relationship and she only finds out about the supernatural when Stiles is possessed. Lucky for her though her mom is like “bring my child back to my house” and she goes to live with her, which is also encouraged by Isaac. She only returns in season 5 because she’s experiencing heart failure and wants more time with her dad and also because her mom needs to work more. Good news, they got a heart for her! Bad news, the Dread Doctors are around. She’s kidnapped, experimented on, deemed a failure, brought back by Theo but sided with Scott and stays apart of his pack.

Wren Hale

Universe: MCU

Related to: -

Sexuality: Pansexual

Love interest: -

Faceclaim: Devyn Nekoda

Summary: She is from the universe that Dr. Strange destroyed in “What If?” Her parents were two Shield scientist sent to find the Infinity Stones. They found the soul stone, her mom killed her dad and since she was a witch who specialized in power absorption she was able to absorb the stone. Unfortunately though, she was pregnant and after giving birth to her daughter, Wren sucked almost all the power out of her, leaving her too weak to even stand. Wren became a test subject immediately and this went unnoticed since in this universe The Avengers were never formed because Loki never came to Earth. She ended up absorbing the mind stone after it crashed on Earth and absorbed the rest of her mom’s power. Wren ended up clearing Natasha’s mind after a failed breach, killed everyone else at Shield and began her new life with Natasha until Dr. Strange got everyone killed. Instead of dying like everyone else, she was able to jump from variant to variant thanks to the two stones working together and now goes universe to universe killing Dr. Strange so he can never destroy another universe like hers.

Lilith Lokisdottir

Universe: MCU

Related to: Loki Odinson - Dad. Mom is the same as Carina’s. She AU hops.

Sexuality: Lesbian

Love interest: -

Faceclaim: Lucy from Weki Meki

Summary: Ok so, Lilith is the product of Loki and an enhanced Midgardian. She is born during the snap which means she never gets to meet Loki and instead has a fatherly relationship with her uncle Thor. She’s still kinda in development but my idea rn is that because Loki isn’t there to teach her magic, she’s sent with Wanda. Unfortunately Wanda made a little pit stop and Westview happened. She ages rapidly in the hex and plays Wanda’s adopted niece in her little show. Because of her own magic trying to protect her and fight against Wanda’s, when the hex goes down she still looks the age she’s grown into, but her brain didn’t age as fast which causes her judgment to be skewed. So instead of being the new Goddess of Mischief, it slips into chaos and destruction. Will she be healed? Find out next episode.

Claudia Moore

Universe: Twilight

Related to: Billy Black - Dad. Jacob Black - Older Brother. Rachel and Rebecca Black - Older Sisters. Non cannon character is her mom.

Species: Witch Shifter Hybrid

Sexuality: Bisexual

Love Interest: Paul Lahote (I don’t wanna hear about Rachel)

Faceclaim: Kiana Madeira

Summary: Going back in time Claudia’s mom was best friends with Billy and Sarah, Jacob’s parents. She really wanted a baby and the two volunteered to have Billy be a donor for her and she accepted. She had Claudia months after Sarah and Claudia and Jacob became best friends. Years pass and she’s friends with the kids on the reservation and has no knowledge about Billy being her biological dad. Then New Moon happens. Cullens leave, Bella drops her, and her main friend group including Jacob and her boyfriend seem to abandon her and it’s clear her mom and Billy know something and they aren’t letting her know what. After a huge fight with her mom she takes off this necklace her mom gave her that she said she enchanted so vampire powers would not work on her and has a tracking element. She runs off, sees Paul, the imprint shit happens and this triggers a change and after getting angry she turns into a jaguar bitch. So that necklace she got wasn’t just used to protect her from vampires and to track her location. It was also to suppress her shifter abilities. Now everyone thought shifters wouldn’t happen anymore and it was always sons, but her mom was like “imma just be careful”. It was like she had a protective bubble around her so that’s why the smell of vampires didn’t trigger her. When she took off the necklace that bubble was popped and when the imprinting shit happened it triggered her shifter gene. Basically saying “hey y’all can do this now! Hurry up to make up for lost time!” And that necklace wasn’t gonna work anymore. She’s a wolf not a jaguar because (I like it) it works differently for witches. In my head I have more lore for witches and how they used to assist the packs and also turn into animals but their animal would be a symbol of who they are as a person. The inside showing up on the outside type of thing. Maybe I’ll make a separate post rambling about it.

Minnie Thompson/Cullen

Universe: Twilight

Turned by: Carlisle Cullen

Species: Vampire

Special ability: Power mimicry

Sexuality: She just be living

Love Interest: -

Face Claim: Vanessa Morgan (specifically as Sarah Fox)

Summary: Minnie was born in 1906 to Robert and Mary Thompson and was soon followed by a younger brother named Joseph. Growing up, Minnie had a tendency to mimic others actions and predict what they’d do next, which was usually used to avoid conflict. This increased when her father started taking her hunting, which allowed her to gain the mindset of a hunter. She meets Carlisle when he’s volunteering to help the injured in her neighborhood and finds herself enjoying his company. Her brother dies of an illness and that plus other stress drives her father to attempt to kill his wife, Minnie and himself. Luckily she survived and was turned by Carlisle, who she’d grown close to by then. She was 18 and is the first adopted daughter he gets. Over the years their relationship went downhill because of multiple situations I don’t wanna ramble about here (maybe I will on another post), but it all comes crashing down when Jasper and Alice arrive. After finding out Jasper was a proud Confederate, she gets into an argument with Carlisle and says he has to leave. This leads to an ultimatum; they stay or she stays. Carlisle continues making excuses and she leaves. She has her own solo shit she’s doing but if we skip all that and look at the books, she’s an ally sometimes. She is still angry with them and keeps her distance but they reunite and there’s some of them she cares about and doesn’t want to die, which causes her to become a temporary ally. This is the best way I can summarize this. I have an embarrassing amount of lore in my head for her.

Medora Montgomery

Universe: PJO

Cabin: 10 - Aphrodite

Fatal Flaw: Recklessness

Sexuality: Demisexual

Love interest: I ain’t think that far

Faceclaim: Cascina Caradonna

Summary: She’s still a wip but as of right now her story is that she is from a wealthy family and her father despises Aphrodite for what she’s done. Growing up her father talked horribly about Aphrodite and made it seem like she is nothing more than a “whore goddess” with no real significance. She also has experienced being over sexualized like many other girls and it always being her fault has been drilled into her head. When she is sent to camp and claimed by Aphrodite, she hates it. She doesn’t hate her cabin mates but she, like others, mistakenly believe that Aphrodite only represents sex and she blames her for all the sexualization she’s faced. She is desperate to prove that she can be more and throws herself into situations that are way too big for only her to handle. She has to figure out what Aphrodite means to her, how to love herself as she is, how to get her inner light back and has to learn how to recognize that she is a victim and that creeps exist. It is not her job to make sure they keep their comments and hands to themselves.

#my ocs #my fandom ocs #my beloved #six of crows oc #shadow and bone oc #teen wolf oc #harry potter oc #marvel oc #mcu oc #The way none of them are straight-#Just girls wanting to smooch other girls your honor #I actually gotta stop making their lives depressing #Twilight oc #RestInSlices Ocs #pjo oc

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whatstruthgottodowithit · 1 year

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Dating Joey Tribbiani Would Include

You’d meet somewhere normal.

Joey used to hitting on women anywhere and everywhere.

And he’d definitely hit on you.

And he’d be confused when you didn’t call for his usual go-to moves.

So he’d pursue you.

‘I’ve tried everything and she still doesn’t like me!’ ‘How about talking to her like she’s a human being?’ ‘Now’s no time for jokes Mon.’

He’d keep asking you out.

Until finally, you’d cave.

One date then he had to leave you alone.

And he’d go all out.

He’d definitely borrow from Chandler to take you out.

But he’d buy you flowers (and chocolates but they wouldn’t make the journey to your apartment)

And the date would end with him coming back to your apartment.

Because why the hell not?

And he’d love that he succeeded but there was a little niggle at the back of his mind.

But you’d not go on a second date.

You’d become friends.

The gang would love you.

You’d slot right in.

But the more he got to know you the more he fell in love.

It’d all come to a head when someone else asked you out.

‘Are you really going out with him?’ ‘Yeah, why?’ ‘No reason.’ ‘Joe?’ ‘Would I be selfish to ask that you don’t?’

After that, you’d find yourself in bed together again.

And for most of the following few days.

The man has moves.

But he’s also super sweet, loving and caring.

He loves to cook for you.

And all dates are definitely food-based.

He teaches you all his family recipes.

But you’ll never impress his nonna.

‘I love my Joey so I love you…but leave the cooking to Nonna.’

She loves you though.

And so do all his sisters.

He talks about having a big family like his.

The idea of pushing 7 Joey sized babies out makes you shiver

But seeing him with his nieces and nephews, Emma and the twins is enough to convince you.

He’d propose simply.

Like when you were cooking together.

‘Hey Y/N.’ ‘Yeah?’ ‘Wanna get married?’ ‘Sure Joe, oh, you’re serious.’

And he’d have to have the big church wedding or his Ma would never let him hear the end of it.

And you’d eventually move out near Monica and Chandler.

Because even though Joey has grown up now he still needs his best man.

‘Do we really need to do this?’ ‘Hey looking after Joey is not easy.’ ‘I am right here.’ ‘Here’s what he eats.’ ‘I’m a grown man!’

And once you were settled out there you’d start trying for a baby.

He’d be the best dad.

So patient and caring.

And the only person you know who could play catch for 18 hours straight.

Every holiday was spent with the gang and their growing broods.

Hosted by Monica of course.

And though you all had your own lives and families it wasn’t too dissimilar to the days you spent at Central Perk. Just with a few more faces.

THIS IS PART OF MY CHRISTMAS CHALLENGE. I’LL BE POSTING AN IMAGINE EVERDAY FROM 1ST - 25TH DECEMBER. THIS AND ALL IMAGINES WILL BE UPLOADED IN THE LINK POSTED DAY BY DAY.

ADVENT CALENDAR OF IMAGINES

#my writing #my headcanons #joey tribbiani #joey tribbiani imagine #friends #friends imagine #friends headcanon #joey tribbiani headcanon #dating would include

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gabulousxo · 10 months

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All I'm gonna say is Zoey 102 better be jam packed with Quinn and Logan scenes!! The freaking storyline is supposed to be centered around them, so I better see more of them and less of Zoey's drama with Chase and being desperate for a fake bf. I liked Zoey and Chase back in the day as well as Quinn and Logan, but guess what? Quinn and Logan seemed to have had their shit together since they were 16, so I wanna see tons of scenes with them still being all lovey dovey together. I also wanna hear some solid romantic dialogue between them. Like the vows for instance. We better get some special, thought out vows from them, mainly Logan obviously. Not just some quick "I love you, will you marry me?" thing. Quinn looked like she was ready to cry in that proposal scene, so we better get a plethora of Quogan moments and "Monica and Chandler" like vows!! ❤️❤️❤️

We better not get f'd over with little to no Quogan moments. Cause I will riot. lol

#zoey 102 #quinn and logan #quogan #quinn pensky #logan reese #zoey 101

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hydesjackiespuddinpop · 10 months

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19, 20, 21, 22, 23 and 24 for Monica, Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler and Joey!

Monica Geller

The most random ship you've seen people have with them. Idk honestly. Maybe Joey.

A weird headcanon? One time she found condoms in Erica’s bag and thought she having sex. She sat her down to give a pepe only to find out Erica accidentely took hers.

When do you think they were at their happiest? I'm biased but when she was with Chandler. They're healthy, open, loving, etc.

When do you think they were at their lowest? Idk really

Future headcanon? The gang is still in contact with each other to this day.

What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone? She's bi (tho her friends and fam may already know).

Phoebe Buffay

The most random ship you've seen people have with them? Ross

A weird headcanon? She's tried getting her nieces and nephews to believe in the spirits. Never works.

When do you think they were at their happiest? A lot of time but probably with Mike or the scientist guy.

When do you think they were at their lowest? I don't like how shits on Mondler (a healthy relationship) but roots for Roschel (a toxic relationship)

Future headcanon? She and Mike don't end up having children and remain fun aunt and uncle/cooky aunt and uncle.

What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone? She's had a threesome at 15 but wasn't into it.

Rachel Green

The most random ship you've seen people have with them? Idk.

A weird headcanon? She and Amy used to play several pranks on Jill and would tease her a lot.

When do you think they were at their happiest? The later seasons, part of season three. She was beginning to strike out on her own and focus on herself.

When do you think they were at their lowest? All the bs with her and Ross.

Future headcanon? Things with her and Ross don’t work out and she’s now with Joey.

What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone? The girl she kissed in college was her bi awakening.

Chandler Bing

The most random ship you've seen people have with them? Maybe Phoebe idk.

A weird headcanon? Joey and Rachel visited him and Monica all the time with Emma. Also, he’s the godfather of Emma.

When do you think they were at their happiest? With Monica.

When do you think they were at their lowest? Idk. Maybe with that much older woman or whatever.

Future headcanon? Whenever he’d want parenting advice, he went to Joey.

What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone? I wanna mention my hc of him being bi, but honestly it’s basically canon.

Joey Tribbiani

The most random ship you've seen people have with them? No one.

A weird headcanon? Chandler was his bi awakening (not weird tho)

When do you think they were at their happiest? All of them.

When do you think they were at their lowest? Idk

Future headcanon? He and Rachel got back together and are now married.

What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone? #2

#answered #rachel 🎉#monica geller #phoebe buffay #rachel green #chandler bing #joey tribbiani

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chrisbitchtree · 2 years

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I was hoping you'd wanna do this!! This is CockAsInTheBird BTW 🐓❤ From my main blog

So many good ones, I want you to do most of them tbh hehe, but I'll settle for:

Hoping to find some old forgotten words

Thank you so much for the ask!!! 💕💕💕 It was so fun to fill, even if it did get a little long!! All aboard the pining/fluff train!

And if anyone else wants to send me a prompt, here's the list!

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It had seemed like a fun little joke when they were 12. Billy had been over at Steve’s house after school, and they’d been sitting on the couch, eating pizza bagels, and avoiding their homework. There was a rerun of a Friends episode on, one where Chandler and Monica made a pact to get married to each other if they were still unmarried at 40.

Billy, always the more practical of the two, had turned to Steve. “We should do that. It only makes sense to have a backup plan in case neither of us meet someone by then.” He pulled out a piece of lined paper from his binder and wrote up the pact.

I Billy Hargrove, and I Steve Harrington, hereby agree to marry each other if we don’t meet anyone else by the time that we’re 40.

They both signed the paper, and Billy placed the piece of paper under a loose floorboard in Steve’s room for safekeeping. The thought of marrying Steve sent a little thrill through Billy. He’d love to be married to his best friend. It would be like a nonstop party. Forget that two men getting married was illegal. Maybe things would change by then.

Life went on after that, and the piece of paper was never mentioned again. Billy would think about it from time to time, like when he realized that he liked Steve as more than a friend, or when gay marriage became legal in the United States.

Billy watched as Steve went through girlfriend after girlfriend. He’d always declare that each new girl was ‘the one’, and Billy would silently pout as he would congratulate Steve each time. Billy himself had his fair share of dates, but he would tell them that he didn’t want to settle down, and they would settle for casual until they’d realize they wanted more and move on to a guy who would give it to them. Through all this, he held out hope that someday Steve would realize that Billy was ‘the one’.

Shortly after Steve got engaged to a lovely woman he’d met at work and dated for the past two years, Billy worked up the courage to come out to him. It felt like something he had to do to move on and find someone for himself.

He had a few relationships over the years, but they never worked out long term, because his boyfriends could always tell that he wasn’t fully invested in their relationship. One even called out his attraction to Steve, and Billy was horrified at being found out, making the other man swear up and down that he wouldn’t tell Steve. He didn’t, and he and Billy broke up a couple weeks later.

No matter what life brought them, he and Steve continued to be the best of friends. Billy was the best man at his wedding and was the first person in the waiting room when Steve’s wife gave birth to their son. He consoled Steve through his divorce, ignoring Steve’s ex’s stinging barbs about Billy and Steve being a little too close.

Post-divorce, they hung out more than ever. Steve rented an apartment in Billy’s building, and they would take Billy’s puppy and Steve’s son to the park on the weekends, and they’d sit up watching tv in each other’s apartments long after they should have been asleep for the night. Steve would cuddle up against him or put his arm around Billy’s shoulder as they watched, and Billy hoped against hope that it meant something, even if it wasn’t discussed.

Soon though, Steve’s 40th birthday was approaching, and Billy decided to take a leap. One night, he called up Steve’s mother, asking if he could come over and look for something that he believed was still in the house. She told him that all of Steve’s childhood belongings had been given to him or donated, and that there was nothing left. He insisted that it would still be there, and she offered to check for whatever it was before he drove three hours to get it. He declined her offer, telling her he would be there the next afternoon. He left work early the next day, at noon, driving to Hawkins, and barely greeting Steve’s parents before running up to his old bedroom.

Steve’s mother followed Billy up the stairs. “What on earth are you looking for, Billy?”

Billy turned to her, a smile on his face. “I’m hoping to find some old forgotten words.” Sure enough, there under a loose floorboard that had been hidden by Steve’s mother’s yoga mat, was their pact.

At Steve’s mother’s insistence, he stayed for a glass of lemonade, then hightailed it back to Hawkins. He and Steve had plans to see a movie that night, and he didn’t want to miss it. He drove all the way back home with a grin on his face and butterflies in his stomach, hoping that Steve would honour the pact.

The next week, he took Steve out to dinner to celebrate his birthday. They would be doing an actual party with their other friends and Steve’s son the next night, but he needed to do this on his own. Once he and Steve were seated, he handed Steve the gift bag. Ever a child, Steve ripped at the tissue paper that Billy had placed on top of the frame.

Steve laughed as he pulled out the frame and realized what he was reading, the laughter abruptly stopping as Steve realized Billy wasn’t kidding. He got down on one knee, opening the ring box he’d had in his pocket. “Steve Harrington, will you make me the happiest man alive and marry me? Not just because of the pact. Because I love you. I’ve always loved you.”

Steve wiped tears from his eyes as he nodded. “Yes, of course, yes, Billy. Of course, I’ll marry you. I love you too.” They sealed it with a kiss as Billy slipped the ring onto his fiancé’s finger.

#harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #my fic #harringrove fic #chrisbitchtree writes #cockasinthebird #ask response #prompt fill #fluff #pining

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ofpd · 1 year

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#sorry abt the fatphobic one but i wanted to keep it authentic #in fairness. in theory one could read it as not a fatphobic line. children will break things #txt

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empress-of-snark · 1 year

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Remember that friends episode when Rachel makes the shepherd pie english trifle? Lol. Then all the chaos that follows? I'd love to see your take on this storyline.

Ross: Monica and Chandler are living together!

Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!

Phoebe: I love Jacques Cousteau!

Rachel: (reading the recipe magazine, finally figuring out that...) I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!

Joey: (pounding the table) I wanna gooooooo!

These are both such great episodes lmao. Yeah, the tailor one is a bit iffy nowadays, but I don’t think it’s the worst Friends has ever done (my personal least favorite is “the one with the free porn” cause just… yuck 🤢)

I do like the idea of another Thanksgiving chapter ft. the rest of the Wheelers, where Nancy and Mike are fighting, so they start airing out all of each other’s dirty laundry in front of their parents (“Nancy and Jonathan are living together!” “The mailman didn’t steal your Playboys, Dad, MIKE DID!”)

#asks #personal #stranger things #friends #like I’ve been there before

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rusted-sun · 2 years

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thinking of what clothes i should give royal au!chandler.

why did i make them into a rat istg i cANT THINK OF OUTFITS FOR A RAT CRIMINAL THAT FIT THE AESTHETIC I WANNA GO FOR AND A CLOAK IS BASIC AND I DONT LIKE DRAWING THEM

maybe i should *start* w the royalty outfits and work my way backwards from that? that is,,, if they ever even get married and past the ‘‘we’re such good friends!’‘ phase,,,

#chess shh #royalty au

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forensicated · 2 months

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Some more quotes from around series 18/19/20

They seem to be more Smithy (what a surprise!) Gina, Mickey and Dan than most...!

Jack: "Since I'm coming with you I'll drive." Mickey: "There's no need for that!" Jack: "Look - I don’t wanna pull rank on you! Get your jacket!" Jeff Simpson: It feels very invasive having the contents of your wallet photocopied. Mickey: Well you'll live - unlike some!

Gina "There was a time I could drink any officer under the table. You ask the Super at Barton Street, I've still got the scars to prove it. Alright, hands up, you win, there's a good girl. Now, call us a cab." Smithy *giggles drunkenly* "You're a cab" Smithy "Ahh but you've never taken on a Dale Smith before have you?" Receptionist "Can I see your ID again please?" Smithy *annoyed* "You can take a photocopy if you want!" Debbie "In future Smithy, when I make a decision about a C.I.D case, I'd like you to give me the professional courtesy not to question it." Smithy "I wasn't questioning it. You were wrong!" Smithy (to snotty receptionist) Thanks for your help! *walks off muttering* "It's good to know the NHS is in such safe hands" *After seeing Cam and Kerry hug* Smithy: Oi Oi! *Smithy leaning against the front desk - tries to escape as Mr Lovett enters* Mr Lovett: Hey - I want to report a crime!! Smithy: *mutters* I thought you might . . . The old squirrels been digging up your lawn again have they Mr Lovett?! Mr Lovett: Don't you be flippant with me, sunshine!!

Cam: Kerry helped me out … Smithy: I bet she did! There's nothing they like more then to catch us with our defenses down, makes us easy targets. As long as she didn't take advantage… Cam: Thanks for your concern Sarge, but she didn’t. She wouldn’t… Smithy: No? Well you obviously don't know Kerry that well *walks off* Smithy: *leant against the wall holding Andrew - DS McAllister’s son's - hand* Well I don't usually go a lot for kids but er . .he's quite handsome ain't he! Debbie: Would you mind having. . . Smithy: Nah - you're alright! *Talking bout Des and Reg* Gina: Des was his hero! Smithy: Yeah - who recently tried to kill him! *Smithy and Reg are guarding Niamh's body in the Chapel Of Rest - a security guard is patrolling - they think it's Des. Smithy charges at him and pushes him against the wall, pinning his arms behind his back* Reg: LEAVE IT . . TURN AROUND . . . *Smithy makes the bloke turn round* It's the security guard Sarge! Smithy: *Innocently* Is it!? . . .*lets go* Oh - sorry mate . . . your boss said he was gonna cancel you for tonight! Security Guard: Did he? Smithy: Yeah . . still er. . . no hard feelings eh . . . *slaps him on the back* Smithy: "So the brief says to this probationer 'Was that a yes or a no officer?' and as he opened his mouth to speak he threw up all over the witness box." Gabriel: "That probationer wasn't you was it Sarge?" Smithy: "Very funny." Kerry: "Des is just upset because the kid blew him a kiss before driving off." Dale: "Awww!" Des: "Very funny!" Kerry: "Men and their emotions!" *Arches eyebrow and walks off leaving Dale glaring.* Debbie: "Anything interesting?" Mickey: "Well if you get off on checking phone records yes." Juliet: "She's in a good mood" Mickey: "She's always like that when someone tries to pull her." Juliet: "Really?" Mickey: "Yeah - last night apparently." Juliet: "Anyone we know?" Mickey: "Well with Debbie McAllister’s choice in men it could be any number of psychotics." Juliet: "Oh come on, that's a bit unfair isn’t it?" Mickey: "She's always coping off with nutters. Husband ended up shooting himself. Juliet: "Yeah - I heard something about that." Mickey: "Tom Chandler was as sick as they come. But Debbie - she couldn’t get enough of it." Juliet: "Debbie was married to Superintendent Chandler?" Mickey: "Yeah. I don't know who I felt sorry for sorry for the most till the Super shot himself. Juliet: "Wow!" Mickey: "Anyone who gets involved with Debbie McAllister needs their head testing!"

Mickey: *bout Christmas* “I’m sure you had a lovely time with your family at Christmas. But some of us used to dread that poxy tree going up every year. Do you know, all it meant to me was me old man hitting me mother, me mother hitting me old man, and poor little old me on all fours hiding behind the sofa, begging them to stop. Happy bloody Christmas eh?!” *Kid noses in a folder Smithy: "You alright there?" Kid: "Erm, I'm, looking for PC Taviner" Smithy: *Closes folder* "Well you ain't gonna find him in there are ya?" *About the kid that steals the area car* Dale: "He left bout 20 minutes ago." Des: "Didn't you think of holding him till I got back?" Dale: "What for? Visiting a police station in a built up area?"

Man: (in hospital that Mickey and Duncan are visiting) Come on - get us a nurse lads? Mickey: (walking of with Duncan) Breaks your heart, dunnit Man: I heard that!

*Kerry trying to flirt* Kerry: *Sees hole in Dale’s uniform* “Aww look, you’ve ripped your uniform” Dale: “Yeah I did it on a fence. Don’t do that, you’ll make the hole bigger” Kerry: “Got someone who can mend it for you?” Dale: “I can sew” Kerry: “Well show me when you’ve done it, I’ll give you marks out of ten” *Kerry’s continued attempts to flirt, and Smithy’s first response.* Kerry: “Work smarter not harder, isn’t that what you say Sarge?” Dale: “I don’t appreciate it being quoted back at me though” Kerry: “What even when I’m right?” Dale: “Especially when you’re right” Kerry: “You should take it as a compliment Sarge; it means I listen to you!” Dale: “Nah, look, you’ve been working really well all round lately. Focused, intelligent. It’s good to see. Kerry: “As opposed to what? Earlier?” Dale: “Accentuate the positives.” Kerry: “You what?” Dale: “I’m simply swapping compliments with you PC Young; in fact, I may go as far as taking you out for a drink tonight. What do you think?” Kerry: “Don’t you have to ask me first?” Dale: *Rolls his eyes and clears his throat* OK, “Would you, like to come out for a drink with me? And I don’t mean with half the relief this time. Just you and me” Kerry: “When?” Dale: “Tonight.” Kerry: “Love to, yeah” Smithy: "I wonder if the Inspector would think it a good idea to go behind your Sergeants back?" Kerry: "Probably not!" Kerry: "You're down here cos you fancy me" Dale: "You don’t know what you're talking about!" Kerry: "Big brave solider Smithy. The only thing he can't handle is his own emotions. You're such a cliché mate, it’s laughable!" *Kerry starts to undress* Dale: "What you doing?" Kerry: "This is what you're after isn’t it?" Dale: "You what?" Kerry: "Sex without any strings." Dale: "You're behaving like a slag!" Kerry: "Oooh I love it! You treat me like a slag. But you don’t want me to behave like one. Tell me to stop." Dale: *Eyes her warily* "You're making a fool of yourself." Kerry: "Do you want me to stop? I will if you tell me to" *She pulls Smithy's tie off as he grabs her arm. Dale: "I've told ya" *She kisses him* Kerry: "Come on Sarge" Mickey: (To Jim) You’re their FLO. Shouldn’t you be washing up or something Mickey: Maybe it was Jack the Ripper, come back to terrorise the Larkmead Shopping Centre. Smithy to Des "No, I agree with Reg. If you want a pink panda sweetheart you can have one" Des "I don't want one!" *coy* "it's not my colour..."

Smithy: (to Andrea) We're like two lost souls on a boat. Andrea: what boat's that then? Smithy: I've got no idea... listen, listen Andrea: What? Smithy: It's not the size of the vessel... Andrea: No, don't say it! Smithy: but it's the motion of the ocean

Gabriel: Wonder where we'd have gone for my stag party... Smithy: *mutters* Some dive probably... Gabriel: Well it's usually the best man's job isn't it....and that'd probably have been you. Gabriel: I got jealous some times....it was always Smithy this, and Smithy that...and I was like yeah, alright Kerry... Smithy: Alright Gabriel...

Andrea (about Gabriel): You know he's covering something up Smithy Smithy: Well, that makes two of you

Roger: That could have been the shortest stint I've ever seen. Squished like a cat on your first day. Dan: You're all heart Roger: Oh, Me? I'm famous for it.

Smithy: *to Gina* But I forgot! You don't need any help from anyone, ever, do ya! Gina: ....I haven't got the big support network to fall back on! Smithy: The irony is that you have! You just won't let them!

Jack: Well you might think he's corrupt. But I know my officers. Liz: You didn't know about his affair with Andrea Dunbar... Mickey: The point is, he's married to the prosecution barrister. Jack: So? Liz: Which makes him uniquely placed. Mickey: His marriage his rocky. His mistress is dead. Liz: He's at home, feeling sorry for himself. Mickey: McGowan comes along, offers him a nice juicy bung. Liz: Manson uses his wife to gain access to the witness, who suddenly decides to clam up on us. Jack: This is all conjecture. Liz: It's a theory. For which we need evidence. Mickey: Which is where you come in, Guv. It would make things easier round here if we could have your co-operation. There's a couple of Neil Manson's cases we'd like to look into, for evidence of corruption. *Phil knocks* Alright Phil? Phil: Hello Mickey! Jack: Just excuse me a minute will you? Phil...*takes him outside* Did you know about Neil and PC Dunbar? ....Did you? Phil: *looks awkward before nodding* What's this about? Jack: We've got the national crime squad in there making a fool out of me and this department. Liz: *walks out and looks at them* Just going to get a coffee... Jack: I'm just off to the gents, *to Phil* I think you'll find you need to go too

Mickey: Guv Neil: Hello Mickey. What're you guys up to? Jack: *quickly* Shouldn't you be enjoying your time off? You're not going to have any when you get back here.

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