#i uh...

[illiana-mystery]

Lord Have Mercy

#so um #i uh... #i uhhhh #feel things #bad things #about his portrayal of jesus #i hate to admit it #but i'm a little thirsty for him #oh god #i'm totally going to hell #have mercy on my soul #the last temptation of christ #willem dafoe

[flyingspicerack]

Im really sorry im so busy and then sometimes are too tired to go back and catch up... I get so overwhelmed...

#spice.txt #i uh... #idk if anyone ever waits/hopes for me to see their things #but if i ever dont see anything of yours and youre hoping i do... pls send it to me?? #idk i... i understand the dissapointment of wanting someone to see something and being too scared to send it to them to look at idk #pls reach out? #is this overly stupid for me to say yeah i bet so.... #SORRY IF U READ THIS???

[delphi-dreamin]

I think I'm gonna do Kinktober this year?

My phone gallery rn:

#i uh... #yeah #the oracle speaks

[frznkingdom]

I... uh.....

I need to process that

#;volume 9 spoilers #i uh... #i'm shaking #I'm okay just... wow omg #didn't even watch the full episode but the clips i just saw... #i have no words

[ohworm-writes]

I’ve been surfing through a few of my old mutuals’ accounts recently, those who I met during the good days of mcyt content and such, and I miss every single one of them so much. I miss waking up to a shit ton of notes and zeroing in on a reply or reblog from someone. I miss the stupid, near daily uploads of content and immediately yelling and screaming to everyone on the dash about it. 

It was such a simple time in life. And, yeah, I know it was only just a small moment in the infinite space and time of the universe, but I can’t help but reminisce and miss all the friends who’ve long left this app.

Seeing the deactivated accounts of some of the people I’ve admired so much sucks, but I’d argue the accounts left behind, those not touch in months or-- shit, a year really hurts.

I don’t intend on leaving, I’ve stated that before. But... I really miss some of you guys, and as much as it hurts, I hope you all are going on and living your lives to the fullest.

Because I know you all, writing aside, have it in you. <3

#I mainly bring this up because I was going through Nat's account #I miss her so much #I miss the stupid memes we'd send to one another #The blog/ask games #The Schlatt fangirling #all of it #Krabs #Soupi #Icarus #Glatt and Blade #Basil #Anarchi #Mitzi #Earth #Shroom #Kay #Sunni #All of you #Thank you for contributing to the best time of my life #I uh... #I genuinely wouldn't have made it through quarantine without you guys #So thank you all for everything #The laughs #The smiles #The tears #You all are such wonderful people and you all have changed my life for the better #I love all of you so much #/p or /r whichever way you'd like to take it :) #And to those that are still here? You all mean so much and then some to me #Even if you've changed the focus of your blog I love you just as much if not more and again: thank you

[friendly-merchant]

Okie Giratina huggo time! You both need hugs!

I've...already hugged it. After I punched it that's the first thing I did.

And then I yelled. And hugged it again. I'm pretty sure I even scratched it's head at some point.

I think the only thing I didn't manage to get in was a kiss on the nose.

#I uh... #I broke a finger by the way #shows how used to punching things I am #and how tough Giratina is #Galaxy Team's nurse was kind enough to help me with it #ask blog #pokemon volo #pokemon wielder volo

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??' #and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience

[skellydun]

why is it when people ask me what i want as a gift i immediately become someone who enjoys nothing at all and has never wanted anything a day in their life.

#my birthday is a month away and my best friend and i #will be on our vacation in a treehouse and so she's trying to make it a Day and wants to have gifts there and im like uh #who am i ? #what do i like? #28 on the 09/18 baby

[ebonyheartnet]

-Recording begins-

Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.

Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!

Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*

Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.

Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*

Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.

Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*

Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.

Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*

Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!

Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*

Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.

#peter b parker #peter parker #ebony writes the thing #word girl #how tf did I forget to tag that smh #into the spider verse #also forgot to tag THAT ffs 🤦🏽 #anyways. Miles and the other spider stumbled upon recordings of college!Peter B Parker. and uh. #this man is getting dragged across the multiverse lol. but he did in fact Ace his exams.

[tea-the-not-understanding]

What's with the sudden fairy drop- first you, then Ann, now M00re-

*got hand up and lowered down*

#I uh #i uh... #love elder faerie #uhhhh

[gertritude-art]

just drew a character line-up i can't show off for a while yet, but i need people to know it's incredibly funny to me because it accidentally turned out like this

#doodle #it came out really good #just uh. i got lazy with the poses after the first two lol

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'

A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.

Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.

I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.

Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole #joke aita #pet tax #thank you op i will now be repeating uh oh! spicy! to myself for days #(in a delighted way)

[givemeureyes]

day 1 without ao3: i have gone through all 5 stages of grief multiple times and have invented a 6th. i will not disclose what the 6th stage of grief is.

#I AM GOING INSANE #what am i supposed to do?? #’you should work on your WIP’ NO I CANTTT #‘ read actual books on your real bookshelf’ NUH UH #ao3 #archive of our own #i’m tagging ships #malec #destiel #hannigram #jonmartin #tomgreg #kenstewy #imagine all the fics i could be reading rn

[grimewart]

giovanni

#pokemon #meowth #team rocket #giovanni #pkmn #ive seen this around the internet with tons of notes and i dont mind but uh. #its mine #old art #grimew art

[redsray]

The batkids getting in trouble with the JL somehow when undercover or when using aliases and instead of... you know... the aliases... they give their siblings first names. Batman has gotten multiple calls from the JL where they'd be like

Green Lantern: Uh Bats we've got a 'Jason' in custody here he's asking for you.

Batman, panicking bc wtf did Jay do this time:

Tim: Hi!

Batman: You're not Jason.

Tim, dead serious: I don't know what you're talking about.

#batfam #justice league #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #i just think its hilarious #steph: my name is Dick #jl: uh huh

[gibbearish]

just saw on the hbomb subreddit that james somerton briefly reactivated his twitter and changed the name to agayraconteur, then 8 hrs later deleted it again because people were noticing, so. everyone who went all in on "he'll keep popping up again and again in new forms" cash your bets in now LMAO

edit: hey yall this post is very out of date but has been getting spikes of notes since the second apology video so i'm gonna be marking it unrebloggable

#james somerton #google tells me a raconteur in someone who tells anecdotes in a skillful and amusing way #which uh. wrong on literally all 3 counts #or well i guess google doesnt specify that it has to be your own anecdotes so i guess he gets one out of three on a technicality #bigger gibbers