#i too am a broke baby

[heraldofcrow]

Setting aside the obvious massacre of the villagers and the guilt Maria would have felt over that alone, I think it’s brilliant that what probably pushed her over the edge to the point where she actually felt the need to completely bury her past was the violation of a mother and child.

Maria’s life as a hunter was, likely in her mind, dedicated to protecting innocent people, especially those as vulnerable as mothers with their infants.

But to oversee the dissection and brutalization of a god-mother with such an obviously humanoid face and child….to watch the infant itself be ripped from the womb and its umbilical cord severed….yeah, of course she didn’t want anyone to see that. I can’t even blame her for fighting to hide it, because that is just horrendous.

But at the same time, the concept that what forms Maria’s nightmare is a loop where she fights to conceal the truth is fascinating to me. She was only free when her sins were revealed and she could stop fighting to hide them.

#i compared her to lucrecia ONCE and now i am going down this path lmao #but it’s the same “great sin” of violation #it’s the horror of cruelty against and desecration of mothers and infants #and maria had probably been so kind-hearted once that this basically broke her #so yeah sue me but maybe i feel like the Doll basically adopting a baby squid hunter at the end #is a bit of a redemption for maria #great now i’m gonna cry #it’s called “childhood’s beginning” too like #UUGHHHH #lady maria #bloodborne #CrowNotes

[alexjcrowley]

Rip most frenemies from F1 you would have loved the Andrea-Emily relationship from The Devil wears Prada

#'Alex are using-' 'your chassis because I broke mine? Yeah I am' #nico rosberg baby only Emily when she finds out Andrea is going to Paris can understand your pain #Me everytime I see the 'new' Redbull livery in Miranda Priestly voice 'Groundbreaking' #James Vowles @Logan 'I thought you would be different. I said to myself #go ahead. Take a chance. Hire the American boy'. I #Nico Hulkenberg is soooo Stanley Tucci coded you have no idea he's been stuck in his failgirl era for too long #very haopy about his point in China though literally made my day better #I want rge grid to watch The Devil Wears Prada and tell who or what do they think is the villain #f1 #formula 1 #brocedes #charlos #loscar #landoscar #galex #i don't know how to tag this #maxiel #FRENEMIES COME TO ME #lestappen #are they a frenemy? #they used to be

[rewritingcanon]

when the potter brothers in the fic talk like:

albus: i make my parents sad so i’m a bad person

james: no!! ur just sick in the brain ☺️

albus: nuh uh

james: yuh huh

#best duo #albus was like a toddler too 😭 james was in first grade or sumthing #baby albus asking james ‘am i broked?’ made me tweak out on the train…. #first ‘nuh uh’ ‘yuh huh’ trendsetters #james is a bit confused but hes got the spirit…. #james sirius potter #albus severus potter #harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #scorbus #hpng #hp nextgen #hp next gen #fics #rewriting

[abirddogmoment]

perpetually pingponging between having competitive dog ambitions and wanting nothing to do with the dog community ever again 🏓

#dogblr #dog sports #anyway i finally got a dt launcher #ive been wanting one since mav was a baby #they arent even that expensive i just was too nervous to ruin my dog #(a dt launcher shoots a blank and launches a toy to teach gundogs how to retrieve and be steady to gunshot) #i am semi confident in my ability to work rory to it without ruining her #if i get it soon i can spend like 6 weeks making her wild about the toy it launches #indoors and in the city #and then once the snow melts it should be simple to introduce the shot #anyway im having field test dreams #but at the same time LOATHE many of the people involved #anyway #thats where im at #i did buy the launcher though so we'll see #semirelated: the person who got top rally brittany this year got huge praise from the breed club president #who refused to acknowledge that mav won it last year #it doesnt matter but it made me so sad #someone on the breed club told me how important it was that i stay involved and i push for change #but they lowkey broke my heart by being so mean about mav #cant handle me at my worst (beautiful perfect out of standard dog) dont deserve me at my best (beautiful perfect in standard dog)

[winepresswrath]

I do gotta say tho, even tho I’m mad at aziraphale because he’s being a terrible boyfriend like what you said about the “I forgive you like” because WHAT. But also I really like the way the show really demonstrates the underlying cruelty of heaven and it’s angels. Really shows the hypocrisy of a group of beings who are supposed to do good, especially aziraphale who really buys into the heaven propaganda, who hurts people, particularly the person who means the most to him. Because like you said he fully just takes advantage of that devotion Crowley has for him. Insane, this shwo makes me INSANE

I missed this anon and yeah! The angels were one of my favourite parts of the season, and I think the strongest element aside from Neil Gaiman deciding he's just a simple man who wants to put his otp in situations. They are deeply awful and I kind of love them. They are the exact kind of moralizing hypocrites who are callous and cruel precisely because they think being on team good means everything they do is justified and it's actually impossible for them to be in the wrong (they're angels! is it even possible for them to do the wrong thing?).

but!! To me, they also seem like they're basically kids? Obviously they're not literally children, but there is this very consistent reoccurring joke about how childish/sheltered/immature they are. Muriel is the most obvious example, but the archangels come off like bratty twelve year olds to her sweet little kid.

Gabriel is basically teenager in love flipping off his family as he runs away with his backstreet guy. Uriel is constantly picking at Michael, Michael is playing at being in charge like it's a game, and it's ridiculously easy for both Aziraphale and Crowely to trick them obvious half assed lies. They're not allowed to ask questions! The Metatron treats them like badly behaved kids out past their curfew. At any point an old man with a beard may pop up to scold them and send them home, and they're all scared of doing something wrong by his standards and getting in trouble with this guy who is pointedly not God but who lines up exactly with the pop-culture idea of god the father, and who offers Aziraphale, among other things, a respite from the hard work of figuring out what the right thing to do is for himself. It's fine! You don't have to question the belief system you were born into or make a painful break with everything you've ever known! Aziraphale has had six thousand years on earth to grow up, but the other angels have been sitting in a sterile white box playing "i'm not touching you" games with each other and filing paperwork.

And I think that's extra interesting because this season also really emphasizes:

Heaven has Institutional Problems

Aziraphale isn't the only angel who's unhappy in heaven. Gabriel and Muriel were both completely miserable. They just didn't understand that they were unhappy because they'd never experienced anything else.

Angels who aren't Aziraphale can change and grow! There's very explicitly Gabriel being changed by love and Muriel growing up a bit on earth, and from a more fan-theory angle there's also Jimbriel, who I think is probably basically Gabriel minus the war and six thousand years of playing referee for Michael and Uriel while unleashing an assortment of plague and calamities on earth because that's God's will! Buck up champ.

We also get Gabriel and Beezelebub talking about how their underlings basically live for Armageddon, "if you can call that living." This is so bleak. They've all been on a six thousand year time out just dreaming of the day they get to beat the shit out of each other until they feel better, but it won't work because eternity is just more of the box.

Anyway I think it's going in a distinctly eden adjacent direction. Aziraphale is going to tempt those angels with knowledge and the capacity for change. I have veered so far from your ask anon i'm sorry you're right heaven really went all out on sucking this season & while Crowley and Aziraphale are both fucking it up Crowley refrains from being spectacularly cruel to Aziraphale about it and Aziraphale should learn to return the favour. I forgive you!! I forGIVE you. I forgive YOU. "you can be an angel again" is actually a worse thing to say than "you're a demon. i don't even like you." when he finally picks crowley over heaven i'm going to lose my mind.

#good omens spoilers #good omens season two spoilers #idk it makes me sad that i didn't like the humans very much this season because i think ideally they're central to this whole how to be #a person question i also hope we get to see more of hell next season because i do think they're stuck in basically the same place #with a different aesthetic! and the stick being #thrown into a torture pit instead of thrown into hell #or like. mindwiped and locked in an office for all eternity #gabriel broke my heart which is embarrassing but when he goes from not even understanding what music is to experiencing #the simple pleasure of sharing a song with someone for the very first time and almost immediately hits repeat for eternity... baby. baby bo #i would also like more crowley! this was very much the season of aziraphale #which is fine but i missed him yelling questions at god and the bits where it seemed he really wanted aziraphale's opinion instead of just #wanting aziraphale to develop better opinions #next season had better be crowley wrestles with the universe i am telling you!!! #remember three months ago when i was like eh... another good omens season #i bet it'll be cute but i'm content with my book #i don't go here i said strapping on my clown shoes #seriously though i do think crowley is scared to admit to wanting to be good both because god rejected him and he doesn't want #to be a sucker for her (he is only interested in being a sucker for aziraphale) #and like. chase after something he's barred from and has already been told isn't for him. #and that's why it's so hard for him to admit even to himself that he too would be unhappy ditching earth #in ways that parallel aziraphale's unwillingness to let go of heaven as a source of moral authority and goodness #but the way aziraphale goes oh no! i cannot trust my own judgement and desires. They are suspect! #my judgement is that crowley is good and also funny and sexy. my desires are for his company and also his body #therefore the source of these desires is also maybe bad. i mean he's a demon. he's got to be bad #right??? but no. but i saw him do a good thing. but maybe i didn't? I should probably take a stance on this. #and he makes this crowley's problem until the apocalypse but then the second he gets the chance to cram crowley and his feelings for him #back in a heaven approved box he jumps at it in a way that requires just being WILDLY insensitive and dismissive of crowley's feelings #he's not just being a dick about their relationship he is being a dick about crowley as a person. and he should know better but is choosing #not to because he wants the easy out so badly. anyway i love him he was my favourite character all season no notes #good omens

[falseaccusations]

Baby Laura is so cute that I sometimes forget she’s the reincarnation of an old man

LOOK AT HER?.???

#rusty lake #ourghhhhh shes so silly #laura vanderboom #i am so excited for this game. too bad im broke #little tiny baby

[ralvezfanatic]

for some reason i have horrible baby fever right now and oh my god

i want a kid so bad 🫠🫠

#i am TOO FUCKING YOUNG to even think about children #not to mention im single #broke #scared shitless of pregnancy and all that jazz #horrified that I'd be a terrible dad #BUT #I want a baby #☹️ #its funny bc i always said i never wanted kids #but now i do #💀💀 #𖤐 rambles

[dolyx]

(my girl mad at me i hope i die)

(like always he got hit by the short term memory beam so there's no big confrontation abt it after. sadly)

#goshe plays dol #sydney the faithful #sydney the fallen #a aa aaAAA #choosing the other option isn't any better too #tho it's kinda funny for him to be angry at Me for breaking my vows #brother in christ i am pregnant with ur baby #u also broke ur vows u little shit

[charlotte-queen-owl]

Hey, I'm Charlotte, Broke and going to college in a few months. Pay me to draw anything and I will because I have no morals. I'm serious. Furries and Oiled up old men are on the table.

#me #i will draw anything #trust #pay me though #💲💲💲 #I'm broke homie #mesg me or do a lil ask #as long as you give me money #why am i doing this? #Im abouta ne a college student so #call me a trust fund baby #where can I find sugar daddies in the area #artists on tumblr #digital artist #shitpost galore too #mhm

[rainymoodlet]

brooklyn najera for @latteaki's too hot to handle! 🍒

oh man - i originally had so many ideas for this challenge, i'm not gonna lie. but i thought about it and i thought it would be fun as hell to throw my personal gameplay sim, brooklyn, into the mix! she is as mid-2000s yt girl sim as she could possibly be, obnoxious tats and all, and i love her to death!

and yes she's the gp sim that's marrying jacques for inheritance money but shhh shh he doesn't need to know

full name: brooklyn najera

age: 27

aspiration: master mixologist

hood: san myshuno

traits: party animal, outgoing, hot-headed

favorite drink: long island iced tea (basic ass bitch the game chose this for her and i love it so i'm includin it)

this girl has no ulterior motives going into this show, that's for sure. brooklyn najera's life up until now could fit nice and snugly into the "going with it" category. no decision she's made has been one she can confidently say she's made herself - from her career to her apartment to her little pomeranian boomer, everything in her life has either fallen into her lap or just sort of... worked out.

while her ultimate goal in life is to make great drinks that open people's minds and palates, brooklyn doesn't have much of anything else in regards to the whole "life" thing figured out. she has friends, sure, and she loves going out on the weekends, who doesn't? she's had her share of hook-ups, of failed connections and heart breaks, and has ridden through them all with a shrug and a tip of the glass.

but what better chance at feeling like she's actually done something for herself than signing up for a... dating... show? is it a dating show? is it a competition? is it even fair if the host is so hot? whatever the case, brooklyn wants to find out for herself if a show like this could actually be legit -- there are only so many failed meet-n-mingle dates a girl can go on.

(oh, and did we mention, this girl fell for mortimer goth and was surprised when he didn't leave his wife for her? she's Gone Through It.)

this girl literally finished the "mix 10 drinks" aspiration by herself, her number one autonomous action is making drinks (and then consuming them)

knows all the words to the opening of "where's my juul"

don't ask her about her stint as a minor crimelord, it was only for like four weeks and she didn't even go half the time okay

will genuinely be your best friend behind the bar, and believe me if you're nice you will get the best drinks ever

will go live on simsta when she's crossfaded and mix custom drink requests

for some reason has a level 10 fitness skill and will kickbox absolutely anything. if there's a punching bag she will beeline for that thing.

i just want to say that i am so excited to read this challenge regardless of whether or not brooklyn is chosen! the rules are fantastic and i can tell you've put so much time into planning this! i can't wait to see what happens!!

#ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #ts4 screenshots #ts4 too hot to handle #latteaki #sim: brooklyn #i love herrr your honourrrr #can i get five more of them lil white bitches hoo boy i am not creative but #she is genuinely my personal gp sim and i am biased so i love her little messy ass to death #i am so excited for this challenge and i can't wait for everyone's entries!!! #i am already dyin over what i've seen so far dkfkdfhs #i hope you like her!! she's an absolute mess and i love her #fun facts abt her gameplay: #she hooked up with mortimer goth / victor feng / penny pizzazz / don lothario / AND marcus flex #mortimer she actually cared for but he wasn't about to leave his wife for her and when bella had a new baby brooklyn broke up with him #victor is a fuckboy supreme and will never leave his wife but will HAPPILY cheat on her so brooklyn cut him off #penny was her neighbor and best friend until they got drunk and started hooking up (booty calls at night yknow) #don was actually brooklyn's first hook up but then he MARRIED PENNY OUT OF NOWHERE #and marcus found boomer when he was lost after morty guilt-bought brooklyn a house in tartosa and when she tried to get together with him #for the inheritance #he was ALREADY MARRIED TO MILA MUNCH #its canon everywhere @aigunthermunch #so now she is LOOKING FOR LOVE TO SAY THE LEAST

[louismygf]

just recently watched this is us with my college friends

#tbqh i found it kinda boring 😭 #the louis clips were so not enough #ive watched some clips online prior to actually watching it (for the first time might i add) #one of my friends had a cousin who was crazyyy ab 1d so she dragged her out to the cinema to go watch it when it came out and in 3d lol 😭 #the 3d schtick is so funny 2 me lmao 😭 #my friend recalls freaking out in the movie theater bc she was a major niall fan at the time. she said 3d niall was so close 2 her face lol #anyway. ab how i watched some clips online prior #i was actually waiting for the louis n his sisters part or the one where he visits his school or smth #my friends.... they literally don't know a thing ab louis personality-wise so they didn't really get much from it #UGH i should download aotv and make them watch it that was way more interesting (but idk? smth about it feels like it's made for fans only? #but... i'll suggest it the next time we get together 🙏🏼 #anyw back to my review. #simon cowell's face was a jumpscare what can i say. it was so evil how nicole scherzinger was just. completely written off #im from the future i Know things #<- and like. about this. i felt kinda bad being cynical about the movie when i know my friend is Still an ot5 at heart #i think i broke her 13-year old heart a little 😭 #it's so weird how the movie keeps singling out zayn about him getting kicked out or him talking solo music etc kskdj. feels v pointed Lol #they really just documented the 1d-mania & madness they ensued huh.... i think 2 of my friends (bts fans) weren't as impressed LOL 😭 #they kinda flamed their performances and stage outfits which is. yeah i agree. kpop idols do WAY more than just.... that (1d) kskskd #i guess i'll make them watch the extra clips next time (o haven't seen all the clips yet i think) #OH and 😭 why was martin scorsese in the film that was hilarious #didn't have a lot of realness to it. is what i thought of the film. yeah. this is(N'T) us ✊🏽😔 #maybe... i am too much of a hater #i liked... the... um. it's hard to highlight things i liked ab the film when im Not a 1d fan 😭 like im a louie ONLY idgaf ab 1d 😔 #the part ab louis audition.... im sorry babie the editors did u dirty but it was so funny........😭 #<- though i imagine it solidified people's (wrong) opinions about him :/

[hatake]

.

#one thing i am excited for when i dye my hair brown #is for it to grow back out finally 🥹 #it was fine until my dumb ass left a specific toner in too long #and it is finally growing out #but i have all these fake baby hairs from when it broke off #and they're finally growing in but it'll be a lot faster without the monthly bleach damage ofc #i have a whole pinterest board dedicated to brown hair to hype myself up lolololol

[narsimsist]

Blue baby 🩵

#ts3 #the sims 3 #simblr #simatography #ts3 screenshots #sim: gaia kimberly #sims 3 #Posting this from my drafts #My laptop screen broke and I decided to upgrade to a desktop to game :) #So I will be setting up my game all weekend #Besides that life has been pretty crazy #I say that because I am currently expecting my first baby #I'm 14 weeks and a few days #Pregnancy symptoms hasnt been too crazy but no one tells you about the vivid dreams #Those get crazy real quick lool #but I'm excited to be having a summer baby #Don't know the gender yet till next weekend at my reveal party #and while I'm stuck sitting in the house I'm going to take advantage of playing my game #because once baby gets here... I won't have much time at all

[coloursofaparadox]

💙💙💙

#ive had a lot of really shit family christmases growing up #and made it a goal after i got to the point where i could to always host xmases for my roommates and friends #and with the express goal of making it not the horrible shitshow a lot of ppl grew up with #but this year im going out to visit my mom who has gotten a lot better over the years #and my aunt (who is a trans woman!!!!) that my mom recently discovered from her bio side of the family a few years ago #drove out to spend it with us too #so its me and my dog my mom and her dog and my aunt/her sister in this log house on a horse ranch where my mom lives #just drinking and hanging out and playing monopoly and having a great time with the dogs #and i never really thought i was ever going to have a family christmas i actually wanted to be at tbh. #especially with another trans family member!!!!!!! #and especially having my dog with me who is absolutely my baby and having everyone love on him and him being so happy #is just. really really nice. #altho i do miss friends/roommate xmas too ngl in a different way #but. yeah. merry xmas yall i feel very lucky to have people to spend it with this year bc its not always a guarantee #despite being broke as shit with like negative presents for each other i am absolutely loving it

[dbphantom]

Starting ffxv, watching the intro sequence: this is gonna be so fun, I can't wait to go on a fun road trip with my new friends! I love this song cover and it's really funny with it playing over them bitching and pushing the car. I've never played a final fantasy game before, so I don't know what to expect, but everything looks so cool and fun!

60 hours later, watching the end credits:

#Cruddy rambles #ffxv #sorry for the ffxv tag but I wanna be able to find this post again it's making me laugh really hard lmao #I made a playlist full of songs that make me feel empty in my chest so I can cry and... the Pain. #As someone who refused to leave for Altissia until I was ready to beat the rest of the game and then did so in one night... #I just crawled into bed and ugly cried #That was 4 years ago and I will genuinely never forget that 'day' #It *broke* me #I also have some Transistor songs on here too. Idk her voice just breaks my heart... Paper Boats my beloved... Still salty Hades is what #Got popular when Transistor is RIGHT THERE #Fuck you guys Red deserved better 😤 #Also going back to ffxv. I still tear up when somnus plays. I'm such a baby bc i have a mod to change the title screen back to somnus. So #You can imagine how it goes. every time I boot the game frantically clicking thru the menus while I tear up at the first few piano notes #Songs that make me feel empty in my chest indeed... #I am listening to it rn. I'm not okay lol #I've always wanted to learn Latin but especially bc of this games music. Yoko Shimomira went OFF #I want to know... But at the same time... I'm a little bitch. I can guess what it's saying and I'll cry just over that #Also I have a skyrim song on here. Just to point out how easily I cry #Because I played this game on ps3 in 2011 in middle school and I get nostalgic over it #And it makes me want to cry because I miss it #Same with Never More from P4. Is it inherently a sad song? Not... Really. But the memories... Knowing you'll never get to go back... #Waaaaaah-

[killaura]

hum hallelujah……… bro…………

#I was only 15. this album broke me #a teenage vow in a parking lot. til tonight do us part #I’ll sing the blues and swallow them too #I love you in the same way there’s a chapel in a hospital #I thought I loved you it was just how you looked in the light #BROOOOOOOOOOO COME ON #GOD I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER #personal #fall out boy forever baby #fall out boy #hum hallelujah