#i think this is 🧂

[thatswhatsushesaid]

man, but like.... why is there a contingent of jiang cheng stans who are incapable of stanning their special guy (totally justifiably! i support you!!) without shitting on jin guangyao in the process? why are these fans capable of doing deep narrative dives to understand and contextualize jiang cheng's justifiable actions re: wei wuxian and the wen remnants pre-timeskip, who write thoughtful screeds in defence of his feelings of anger and betrayal vis-a-vis the golden core reveal, but lose that capability entirely the second jin guangyao shows up?

is it because jin guangyao is mean to jiang cheng while trying to not get murdered as his whole life collapses around him? jiang cheng is a big boy, jin guangyao's carefully calculated spiel to provoke him during the guanyin temple confrontation doesn't even make the list of top ten most traumatic things to happen to him, he'll be fine.

feral jc stans should be friends with feral jgy stans because nobody else likes us 🥲

#salty peak sect 🧂 #he did crimes??? good for him 😌 #knife mouth and tofu heart #editing to AND ANOTHER THING about this because i'm never done when i think i'm done #i think jgy stans have a tendency to do this to xue yang too actually! i know i've done it in the past #like i'm not nuts about xy and jc the way i am about jgy obviously #but that DOES mean that the people who ARE nuts about him have undoubtedly done a lot more thinking and reading and rereading about him #than i have #and i appreciate how their hard work has helped me develop a better understanding of xy's character #tl;dr jc and jgy and xy stans should all hold hands

[puppydoggraham]

First Hannigram fic of 2024 starting off with a bang

#hannibal #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannigram fics #saltburn #it’s my saltburn scene au #oooo I need my emoji tag #🧂🛏️ #yeah I’m rocking with that #anyways this was funnnn #did it in one night #mind you this is based off a scene that’s like 2 minutes I didn’t have a lot to work with #I think it’s good:) #my fics

[alectoperdita]

the "stop whitewashing the Kaiba brothers (and Yugi)" art challenge 2024

#🧂🧂🧂 #and yes i also think this is relevant in fic circles but no this is not about dub vs sub #please remember Asian Americans and immigrants and foreign students exist

[ziipzeepzop-eez]

just one fist fight, Lord. just one. an opportunity to soothe the itch in my teeth, snuff the lava in my belly.

let me split my knuckles on teeth. let the grooves of a jugular leave a phantom imprint.

please God, forgive me, for the violence I crave.

simultaneously?

allot me.

#tw vent post #mini rant #the thing is . . . ﹟🧂 #zeepie beep out of context 👽 #i just think it'd be neat #i'm zeepie i'm okay ='D #hashtag relatable #lmao #(when the) sunshine snap(s) trope 🌞🎶 #this is /lh #but not really #i have anger issues #😘🥰 #not with any of you guys tho!! <33 mu mu muwah

[dislyteshack]

You think Yun chuan would like shonen anime?

#dislyte #dislyte yun chuan #dislyte headcanons #🧂 #headcanon #OK TBF I WAS WATCHING A ONE PUNCH MAN SUMMARY AND THEN THIS ONE GUY JUST APPEARS IN THE SUMMARY AND HE LOOKS SO UNCANNILY LIKE YUN CHUAN #AND LIKE WHY DOES BRO LOOK LIKE THAT WHY DOES FUCKIN GAURO OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS LOOK LIKE THAT LIKE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RECOVER FROM TH #SO NOW I'M JUST THINKING CHUAN HAS A HIGH POSSIBILITY OF HAVING READ THE MANGA OR SOMETHING BECAUSE DISLYTE WAS EXACTLY LIKE OUR WORLD UNTIL #2012 AND REALISTICALLY THERE HAD TO HAVE BEEN ONE PUNCH MAN CONTENT IN 2012

[carmyboobear]

he would be so so easy to fluster like one genuine complement and he’d short circuit completely 🧂

also no worries hope you had a gooooood sleep!!!!

LIKE I literally think about calling him pretty so often and yeah he just short circuits. I explored that a bit in my wedding blurb bc it’s so good. I think carmy needs to get complimented more in general!

I think he’d get a really slow and pretty blush on his cheeks and he’d get a bit quiet after you call him pretty. He wants to protest, but he can’t find the words, so he just quietly accepts it while not knowing what to say. All that with a tiny smile on his face.

#my asks #carmy berzatto #the bear #carmy berzatto x reader #I! NEED! HIM! NOW! <- how I feel after thinking about this #also thank u I slept fabulously I hope u did too #🧂anon #love talking about his trauma and also talking about how cute he is. the dichotomy #carmy character talk

[missroki]

I just noticed that the egg carton in my pinned post’s banner (right next to my mini me) is floating LMAO

#‧₊˚ 🧂 ۫ ⭒ — sorin speaks. #when I originally made that I think I put the effect on and forgot #I like it but that’s very funny bc i truly did not realize they were moving

[xannerz]

i now have peace

#just ran every possible varia(lol)tion of his goddamn name + show title that i could think of through the filters #also there are a few 🤝🧂 asks in my askbox from a while ago! ty for your patience champs ill catch up as soon as i can 😌🦷 #xangoeswah

[jadedvibes]

People say my style is super hipster because I wear a lot of flannel with combat boots but what they don’t know is I’ve watched all 15 seasons of Supernatural and I’m just always ready for a hunt.

#my cousin just said I know you think you’re straight but you’re giving me real hipster bi vibes #she’s probs right #the docs and oval glasses really add to it #spn #kidding but not 😄🔪🧂🤘🏼 #jade speaks

[thefangirl-16-blog]

The thing that always gets me about people getting Miyamoto Usagi and Yuichi Usagi mixed up is that it's almost exclusively tmnt fans. Y'know the franchise that spent a majority of its life span with the title charaters being litteral recolours of each other

#surely they should experts at telling guys apart #like i know its mostly rise fans but still #🧂🧂🧂 #<- haven't used that tag in a while #betty's usagi rambles #betty's tmnt rambles #i think ill be nice and not put this in the main tags #anyway no one tell these guys about space usagi aka miyamoto usagi II (or miyamotwo if you like dumb puns) or yukichi #it would be absolute bedlam in the tags

[thatswhatsushesaid]

as usual i feel obligated to say that i don’t actually have a problem with popular fanon being popular. what i have a problem with is popular fanon being conflated with actual canon to the point where having a conversation about what actually happens in the fucking book becomes almost impossible, because fanon is treated like canon.

#salty peak sect 🧂 #i mean i do personally think evil jgy fanon is stupid and reductive #but if people who like this fanon at least acknowledged that his canon character is more complex then i wouldn’t actually give a fuck #but that. is not what happens in these discussions. 🫠 #same with fanon nmj

[deus-ex-mona]

special shoutout to this part of the beatmap for being ✨absolutely horrendous✨ by having green notes against a green background </3

#ik i could just set it to 2d mode but i play worse on it for some reason lmaoooo #just honeypre things #sunday’s 🧂saltfest🧂 #and hmmmm mannn… i think i’ve managed to run out of things to blabber on about in the tags… somehow. #so i’ll just use it to plan out my near future. yeeeeeeee— #✨plans✨ for the first week of july: go👀👀👀 #first up will be the tling of the rio event. i sincerely hope he decides against speaking vaguely/talking in circles for the most part #rio pls *pls* stick to being a blunt af peacemaker instead of going in a whole merry go round when you speak… like a politician or sth #and after that’s dealt with… comes the plans for kazuki’s birthday. his chapter from the dolce manga go— #though i’m still tossing up between tling the title as ‘sproutling’ or ‘seedling’. i think ‘sproutling’ sounds cuter though so— #also i’m gonna bring maizono kazuki back for the birthday. i’ll be sure to erase maizono’s pigtails properly this time though— #hmmm… man does anyone actually read the rambling tags of my shitposts? if so… hi👀👀👀👀 and i’m so sorry lmaoooooooo

[alectoperdita]

Oh look, it's my biggest fandom peeve of all time.

#I'm tempted to block over this #yeah I'm vaguing #but this one really annoys me and the moment someone does this I know I will never vibe with their hcs or stuff regardless #the worst part is I think a large portion of the fandom accepts or operates off it implicitly but please give me the illusion of pretending #by not calling direct attention to it #people have gotten slightly better about not doing this to other characters in a similar situation #but not one of my blorbos #🧂🧂🧂 #on second thought I'm blocking I don't want to see this again

[lovelesslittleloser]

Bitches say you are what you eat

Can’t wait to become the rich

#shitpost #this is a joke #for legal reasons this is a joke #eat the rich #for breakfast #lunch and dinner #all of the above #how would the rich taste? #clearly they have a rich flavor but #I think they’d taste salty #since salt is 1. good and 2. used to cost more than the average family #salt is the best flavor #the only time salt is bad is when there’s too much or too little #you gotta get a good salt-food ratio #more food than salt but enough salt for it to taste good #mmm salt #🧂

[carmyboobear]

one thing that always strikes is the contrast between carm and syd is the why behind their culinary careers

for carm it’s always been about family and just learning the craft like his award was literally shoved in a noma book and why he is so indifferent about stars and how that’s just not his focus for the bear but it is for syd like she does want the dreamy fame side of that world

(like even in nyc it was proving he’s good enough and why he doesn’t care that terribly about being teased like yeah it’s different and a bit extra but plus he prob blames the whole thing in nyc for not noticing what was wrong with mikey) 🧂

My dude I’ve just been rereading this in my inbox and like. This is such a good and correct read on carmy, especially in contrast with Syd!

He probably was like her once, dreams of fame and Michelin stars. But once he actually entered the industry, I think he realized how brutal it all actually was.

And it’s a trauma thing, too. To not celebrate or fully be happy about your accomplishments. He talks about this with Syd, too… any sense of joy just bypasses into this feeling of dread. Because he knew he just had to retain the stars.

Because trauma! It stops you from seeing the joy and you hyperfixate on all the awful things first. It’s a control thing, too, which carmy has. He has control issues, exacerbated from working in a kitchen. He needs to problem solve problems that don’t even exist yet.

It’s also a fear of joy thing, too… if he lets himself feel any joy about anything (including his accomplishments) something awful will happen. Trauma!

#my asks #carmy berzatto #carmen berzatto #the bear #🧂anon #I have a LOT to say about Carmen and how I think he has cptsd. he has all of it. all the symptoms. #also he hates thinking abt the past which adds on to all this #bear talk

[harrysfolklore]

can you do something with reneé rapp?

HERE WE GO MY FIRST JACOB BLURB !!!!!! this was so fun to write and i hope you guys like it, send requests for jacob blurbs if you would like to see more !

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

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yourinstagram face card no cash no credit

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ynfan1 SLAAAY

ynfan2 for real her face card never declines

madisonbeer icon 🤍

mtv the new it girl

oliviarodrigo that’s my regina george 😛

ynfan3 she’s an icon and she’s the moment

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ynfan4 i know her dms are full of celebrities sliding into them

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jacobelordi @saltburnfilm in theaters Tomorrow🏰

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jacobfan1 AHHHHHH

jacobfan2 he was crafted by god himself

saltburnfilm 🧂🔥

alexademie ❤️

jacobfan3 SLAY OF THE CENTURY IS COMING

yourinstagram seated

↳ ynfan1 WHAT ARE U DOING HERE

↳ ynfan2 she’s just like me

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yourinstagram no thoughts just murder on the dancefloor and the saltburn movie in general

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ynfan1 SO TRUEEEE

ynfan2 she’s just like me

sabrinacarpenter okay but look at you wtf

sukiwaterhouse 😍

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↳ yourinstagram i already ordered it

↳ ynfan1 SHES SOOOOO

↳ jacobfan2 I NEED TO STAN

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jacobupdates Jacob arriving to the ‘Mean Girls’ premiere after party tonight !

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jacobfan1 OMG????

jacobfan2 idk who invited him but SLAY

jacobfan3 truth is he should’ve been casted as aaron

jacobfan4 HE LOOKS SO DREAMY

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yourinstagram afterparty things 🪩

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ynfan1 SLAY OF SLAYS

madisonbeer LOVE YOU 😍

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ynfan3 i can’t believe she looks like THIS and i look like a bag of potatoes

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↳ jacobfan2 HELLOOO?

↳ ynfan4 ICONS OF THE MOMENT

↳ yourinstagram lesss do it again

↳ ynfan1 okay i love this

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elordishitpost JACOB what are you doing here ??? (pls read it like it was the ariana what are you doing here tiktok audio)

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jacobfan1 LMAOOOOO

jacobfan2 wait who is this about ?? like whose bday is it lol

↳ elordishitpost yn she plays regina george in the new mean girls movie

jacobfan3 that twitter user who’s always spreading the yn x jacob agenda must be jumping

jacobfan4 i hate deuxmoi sm they’re always starting shit

jacobfan5 jacob and yn are besties he went to the mean girls afterparty

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ynfan1 LOVE THIS SO BAD

ynfan2 HEEEELP

troyesivan happy birthday icon

jacobfan1 THE SECOND PIC 😭

jacobfan2 not the bath water candle

sabrinacarpenter 😍

ynfan3 everyone talking about the candle but THE RIPPED STOCKING BC SHE FELL 😭

jacobelordi We did murder the dancefloor

↳ jacobfan1 WORLD STOP

↳ ynfan1 i love this jacob x yn duo

↳ jacobfan2 i would say that i hope they’re dating but jacob literally just got out of a relationship

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celebrityleaks YN and Jacob Elordi leaving her New York apartment today

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ynfan1 OMFGGGG

jacobfan1 YES ????

ynfan2 i love this duo sm

jacobfan2 do we think they’re dating 👀

↳ jacobfan3 nah, jacob just got out of a relationship

ynfan3 LOVE THEM SM

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jacobelordi @nbcsnl

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ynfan1 THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD NEEDED

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ynfan2 im bi panicking already

sabrinacarpenter ❤️

jacobfan2 THATS why they have been hanging out so much

ynfan3 this is going to be so good

yourinstagram they’re not ready

↳ ynfan4 NO WE’RE NOT

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yourinstagram hello host

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ynfan1 SHUT UPPPP

jacobfan1 THANK YOU YN FOR THE CONTENT

oliviarodrigo honestly i can’t wait for this 😛

ynfan1 omggg they’re rehearsing already

jacobfan2 this is going to be the best snl episode ever

jacobelordi Wait It’s my turn

↳ jacobfan3 WHAT DOES HE MEAN

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jacobelordi Hello musical guest

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ynfan1 BEST DUO IN THE WORLD

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ynfan3 man i can’t wait for this

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celebrityleaks JACOB ELORDI AND YN OUT IN NEW YORK TONIGHT

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jacobfan1 STFUUUUU

ynfan1 HELP?

jacobfan2 WE KNEW THIS WAS COMING

ynfan2 im speechless

jacobfan3 SNL IS GOING TO BE CRAZY

↳ jacobfan1 HARD LAUNCH HARD LAUNCH

ynfan4 THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HAS ME CRYING

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yourinstagram when a queen comes across another queen and they decide to maximize their joint slay

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ynfan1 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

jacobfan1 BABYGIRL AND MOTHER

madisonbeer babygirl and mother indeed 👀

ynfan2 they’re going to be so messy tomorrow i just know it

jacobfan2 that public hard launch is coming

hunterschafer ❤️❤️

jacobelordi Mother

↳ jacobfan4 HE KNOWS

↳ ynfan2 he knowsss

YN VIA INSTAGRAM STORIES

FANS VIA TWITTER

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jacobupdates Jacob and YN arriving to the SNL afterparty tonight !

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jacobfan1 AHJHHHHHHHH

ynfan1 so they’re a thing THING

jacobfan2 everything about this is perfect

ynfan2 COUPLE OF THE CENTURY

jacobfan3 LOVE THEM SO BAD FR

ynfan3 they took “maximize their joint slay” to another level

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yourinstagram live from new york with my boyfriend if you even care (yes he’s my boyfriend and he was the one who slid on my dms not the other way around)

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jacobelordi I take pride on my flirting tactics

↳ jacobfan1 SOMEBODY STOP HIM

↳ ynfan1 😭😭

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jacobelordi @nbcsnl Thank you for having me

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