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#i think the main issue with gay marriage is figuring out whose going to wait at the altar and whose going to go down the aisle
batarangsoundsdumb · 3 years
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bruce wayne at a press conference: why are people so against gay marriage? there's nothing wrong with enjoying gaming-
lucius fox about to throw hands with a 20 year old:
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pidgebeifong · 4 years
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atla characters as bnha characters (part 2)
Post-redemption arc Zuko (aka thank-god-ur-not-bald-anymore) as Todoroki Shouto
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if you didn’t see this one coming idk what to tell you
Daddy Issues™
emotionally scarring burn on left eye inflicted by a parent
Co-Presidents of the Shitty Dads Club
gorgeous, sweet, out of ur league
have to be at least friendship level 3 to unlock Mysterious Tragic Backstory
fire powers that they wouldn’t use/lost the ability to use for a while
hot (both literally and figuratively)
the favourites of their fandoms
Socially Awkward™
both have a sweet & kind friend who’s partly the reason they’re not angsty and emo anymore, everyone say thank you midoriya for giving us the todoroki we have today (give me platonic!zukaang/tododeku or give me death)
started out friendless and now they have like six bffs
‘farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance’
Pre-redemption arc Zuko (aka what-the-fuck-is-that-ponytail) as Bakugou Katsuki
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weird hair
Angery Bois™
im sorry they both look like really angry pomeranians i can’t take them seriously
‘you wanna go?! you wanna fuckin go?!’ tell me that isn’t the entirety of bakugou’s dialogue summed up in two sentences
‘let me see what you have’ ‘A KNIFE’ ‘NO’
torments the hell out of peace-loving main protagonist & hunts them down
both have had their lives saved (kinda? at least deku tried) by the main protagonist when they were still assholes
have father figures (kinda? does all might count?) who just want them to stop being fucking assholes and make the right decisions for once but do these dumbasses listen? no
have kidnapped someone/been the one who got kidnapped
100% would recommend anger management therapy. pls for the love of god sort out ur deep-rooted issues
repressed gays
zuko gets a pass bc of his emo tragic backstory but honestly baku was such a jerk to deku in szn 1 for literally no reason. fuck you bakugou
Azula as Dabi (aka Todoroki Touya, we all know it’s true at this point)
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yes i have a special place in my heart for villains with blue fire and tragic backstories, what about it
figuratively and literally hotter than their siblings (don’t @ me y’all know it’s true)
the ‘evil’ sibling one of whom was actually just misguided and whose redemption arc i’m still waiting for, but i’m not going to elaborate on that bc the way the atla writers handled azula just makes me mad & I’ll end up talking forever about it
fathers majorly fucked them up (ozai was abusive to azula, fight me)
kinda psycho
god if dabi really does turn out to be a todoroki and still doesn’t get a redemption arc i am suing. my heart cannot take this pain again
their most popular ships are both gay with a person who’s the complete opposite of them and have/will inevitably betray them in the end (tyzula, hot wings. manga readers know what i’m talking about but i don’t think dabi/hawks is too popular a ship with anime-only fans yet)
Ty Lee as Ashido Mina
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pink!!! pinkity pink pink
bubbly and fun, peppy attitudes
‘be gay do crimes’
actually incredibly dangerous and formidable even though they don’t really look like it (can you imagine fighting someone who can literally paralyze your entire body with a few punches? or shoot honest-to-god acid at you? we stan two (2) queens)
really flexible and good at sports (ty lee’s acrobatics, mina’s hip hop dancing)
both part of iconic squads (ozai’s angels, the bakusquad)
both their squads have a kinda mean leader (azula, bakugou)
don’t really take criticisms too harshly and always brush off mean comments by azula or bakugou with a smile
yeah i don’t really have a lot to say about them bc they don’t have a lot of screen time (we were robbed) but they’re cool
Mai as Aizawa-Sensei
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110% done with ur shit
Did Not Sign Up For This
the OG emos
*drives up to mcdonalds with ten kids in the backseat clamouring for fries, orders one (1) black coffee and leaves*
every day their will to live dies a little more
neither of them have bending/powers that are useful in combat so they’ve both learnt to be really good at fighting the traditional way, without bending or quirks
just let them sleep ffs
kinda hot when they’re fighting
dragged into dangerous situations by the main characters when they just want to mind their own business and take a nap
‘wake me up (wake me up inside)’
Uncle Iroh as All Might
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father figures
cheerful, jovial, always there to save the day
very powerful & strong
kinda old
both have antagonistic relationships with the ‘abusive fathers in power’ in each of their respective series
you probably can’t tell but i really don’t like iroh (even tho i adore all might) so it’s kind of hard to find good stuff to say about him, but i’m trying
give good advice that’s useless anyway bc the protagonists literally never follow it
both adopt a young boy who isn’t actually their kid but whom they have a closer relationship with than the boy’s actual dad has with the boy
train that young boy to become their successor
Fire Lord Ozai as Endeavour (aka human pieces of shit)
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FUUUUUUCCCCKKK YOOOUUUU
burn in hell
apologise to your fucking kids
why was end*avour given a redemption arc in the manga that’s just as bad as h*ggar getting that stupid fucking redemption arc in voltron, makes absolutely zero (0) sense
good at one (1) thing and it’s giving their kids emotional trauma that they’ll have to carry around for the rest of their lives
have stupid beards and moustaches that makes them look like paedophiles
being indirectly/directly responsible for burns on their sons’ left eyes
hold on a sec i’ll be right back just give me a moment, i gotta go punt these dickheads into the mfing sun
if they were dying of hunger and i had a feast in front of me, i’d tell my servants to burn the leftovers
Princess Ursa as Todoroki Rei
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both forced into marriages because of their bloodline/powers that would make their future kids strong
had abusive husbands who were very powerful and feared
scarred their kids (literally)
disappeared from the household while their kids were still young due to an incident where they killed/harmed a family member (ursa poisoned fire lord azulon, rei scalded shouto’s eye)
had a child/children who was/were disregarded in favour of the child who was favoured bc of their abnormally strong powers
unintentionally abusive (ursa fucked azula up bad, don’t @ me)
idk what else to say we got like two and a half seconds of screentime in total for each of them
Bonus:
Emo Zuko (like even more than normal) as Tokoyami Fumikage
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professional Edgelords™ such darkness
so drama
very emo
Sparky Sparky Boom Man as Bakugou Katsuki (aka sparky sparky boom boi)
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boom boom time to die
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