#i think i'm hilarious

[pastafossa]

So I was playing one of my games the other day and got dropped into a dungeon with, I shit you not, 'Merica Homeofthebrave' and 'Freedom Isntfree'

Me, the healer: If you're both american Imma have to ask for a 500 gold copay before each healing spell I cast for you. 💰

Merica: that's not funny

Other DPS: it's a little funny

#ffxiv #i think i'm hilarious

[theycalledhimastar]

Thinking of Johnny, but not about how sweet or handsome he is, but all the weird shit he does. Because humanizing these guys gives me life.

☄. *.

I know for a fact that Johnny smells like Old Spice. And not the normal amount, either. Like he uses far too much, and he uses every single product they have. Shampoo, Body wash, deodorant, if they had toothpaste, he would use it. Johnny feels like the type of person to use far too many scents at once, whether it's the same or they clash, doesn't matter because it's an assault on the nose and he never seems to notice.

"Don't I smell fresh? Why ye actin' so put off?" Because you literally smell like the bodywash section of a beauty store, love. That's why.

I *also* know that this man yells, like a lot. Not even when he's upset, he's actually quiet when he is upset. But when he's excited about something, anything, he just... forgets entirely that some people have ears and aren't half bloody deaf from listening to music far too loud. Sport nights are horrible, he sounds as loud as a group of five all on his own.

He has weird ass feet too, take that as you will, his feet are just... weird. I can't describe it, you literally have a rule that he has to wear socks around the house to keep from cringing when he has the dogs out. (idk, I just feel this in my soul)

Moves around constantly, like man will not sit down for more than five minutes, not even to cuddle, he just gets handsy and uses you as a fidget toy. Not in a sexy way either, he will like squeeze the fat of your stomach or thighs like a stress ball. If you tell him to stop, he'll just kind of whine that he needs something for his hands to do.

Will wear the same tee for like, three days in a row if he thinks it isn't too dirty or smelly. Bro is a sniff test connoisseur and it'd be impressive if it wasn't a little weird. Man walks around in the same three outfits and while he looks good in anything, you... aren't really sure how to feel about his odd laundry habits. (And you really really hope that shirts are the only thing he reuses like that.)

(I dunno why I decided to make this, but I thought I was funny lol)

#call of duty #cod mw2 #cod x reader #johnny mactavish #soap x you #soap x reader #johnny soap mactavish #soap cod #crack fic #I might do stuff for the others #if you guys actually like this #I might do more #I think I'm hilarious

[honeyteacakes]

The Sandman + Text Posts

#i think i'm hilarious #lucienne the librarian #matthew the raven #the sandman #the sandman memes #the sandman + text posts #mine #mysandmanmemes

[ghost-headcanons]

Would the ghouls eat something they're not supposed to?

yes of course, SO heres a collection of things I think are their favorite snackies

Sodo

Rocks

any of the other ghouls

The grucifix

Phantom

Rocks

Insulation (so fluffy JUST like cotton candy)

Guitar strings (Sodo's specifically)

Cirrus

Rocks

Old keys

Paint (so smooth)

Aurora

Rocks

Gloves

Plastic spoons (crunchy and tasty)

Mountain

Rocks

Drumsticks (snacks when he practices)

Wine corks

Rain

Rocks

Mossy rocks (extra flavor)

Guitar picks

Cumulus

Rocks

Broken clay or glass pieces

Chalk

Swiss

Rocks

Mountain's drumsticks snd Mountain

the plastic off of single slice cheese

#ghost headcanons #ghost bc #cirrus ghoulette #mountain ghoul #the band ghost #cumulus ghoulette #aurora ghoulette #swiss ghoul #phantom ghoul #sodo ghoul #rain ghoul #i was gonna just leave it all rocks #i think i'm hilarious

[desolationcleo]

#i think i'm hilarious #trafficblr #impulsesv

[mortuarywriting]

We discussed my tagging methods in another server. Please understand

#rambles from the morgue #I think I'm hilarious #No I wasn't drawing everything new on my phone and my tablet was dead #Hope this at least gets a chuckle from ya charlie!

[adelacreations]

Me reminding @half-oz-eddie of the Chris Evans acrylics meme

"Okay okay but consider...Billy and Steve with their own acrylics"

#harringrove #i think i'm hilarious

[one-edgy-bitch-was-taken]

#fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf memes #fnaf meme #fnaf bonnie #i think i'm funny #i think i'm hilarious #how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions

[squidthechaotickid]

getting free horomone replacement therapy from Dr Eggman call that eggstrogen

#Teggtosterone.... #Sonic the Hedgehog #sth #Dr eggman #i think i'm hilarious #(I am)

[axquiva]

#byler #stranger things #mike wheeler #i love making shit like this #i think i'm hilarious #jonathan byers #jargyle

[teslapunk3327]

Einstein's theory of Evolution

#torchwood #big finish #gwen cooper #ianto jones #jack harkness #owen harper #toshiko sato #big finish audios #captain jack harkness #janto #dr who #doctor who #i think i'm hilarious #No #I didn't mean Darwin

[pastafossa]

I loved making this mothman because like from the front he's just a cute lil mothman

But then you spin him and find a surprise booty

#mothman #i think i'm hilarious #still gotta paint him. he'll be black with red eyes and some spots on his wings!

[gday-gecko]

Regulus: You're fucking ridiculous. James: No, I'm fucking Regulus...

#i think i'm hilarious #incorrect marauders quotes #jegulus #james x regulus #this probably isn't original #... o well #:') #james potter #regulus black

[the-arteest]

what if i was so funny

#i think i'm hilarious #i love them so much #disaster twins #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #arteestic doodles

[wastingstarlight]

maybe "so you do like me? / i like you alive" can be our always

#soapghost #ghostsoap #soap x ghost #ghost x soap #call of duty #cod #i think i'm hilarious #mine #txt

[alevens]

two piece; where everything is the same except it's a reality show

#one piece #straw hat pirates #one piece meme #one piece text posts #i think i'm hilarious #monkey d. luffy #nico robin #cat burglar nami #op usopp #black leg sanji #straw hat crew