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Fit: No matter what happens, I can't get attached to anyone on this Island, I need to focus on my mission.
Fit literally two days after meeting Ramon:
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sleepygonchan · 3 days
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Personally I don't think Isami will find a human body inside the cockpit (in no small part because there isn't anything left of the body), I'm mostly betting on the dog tag. Even remnants of the Rising Orthos wouldn't mean much to him, he's never been inside it. But the last thing left of Lewis? Heck yeah. I want him to wear the dog tag as he travels back in time to save his man.
Then again, this show has consistently proved that it didn't care at all about my logic, so who knows.
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fuyuoh3 · 2 days
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.... I understand now
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sexygaywizard · 4 months
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It's not a NECKLACE it's an AMULET ok it's a WIZARD thing IM MASC IM MASC IM MASC
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fiomeras · 9 months
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The most pathetic little arms on this fellar
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mossy-rock-in-a-field · 3 months
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Several weeks ago, my retirement-age mother requested that I play Baldur’s Gate 3 for her because she has trouble with controllers/keyboards and wanted “to see what all the fuss is about with that cute wizard boy.” For context, my mother and I have done this sort of thing in the past with certain RPGs (dragon age, mass effect, etc.), but it’s been a few years since she’s personally requested a game like this. Basically, I control her Tav but let her make all the choices so she can determine how the story plays out without worrying about mechanics. She treats it like a choose-your-own-adventure book.
Anyway, here is a list of some of the things my mother has said and/or chosen to do throughout the course of BG3 in no particular order:
She is (obviously) romancing Gale. She is quite smitten with him and his passion for books and learning; she also thinks he’s polite and qualifies as “relationship material.” She also REALLY likes the things he’s said about his cat so far (my mom is a cat lady), so I know she’s gonna flip shit when we meet Tara in Act III.
She’s playing a normal druid Tav with a generally good alignment. Her favorite spell is Spike Growth because she thinks it’s hilarious whenever enemies walk into the AOE and die. I usually end up having to cast it at least once per battle per her request. Sometimes twice.
Contrary to her alignment, my mother tasks me with robbing every single chest, crate, barrel, and burlap sack we come across; this also includes people and their pockets. The party is always at max carrying capacity. ALWAYS. She doesn’t like selling things because “what if I need them.” The camp stash is in literal shambles. There is no hope of organizing it. She’s got like fifty seven sets of rags and a billion pieces of random silverware.
She MUST talk to every animal and corpse in the game. I think five hours of her total playtime so far (47ish) has been spent speaking to animals as many times as humanly possible. Like, I was thorough in my own playthroughs, but this is on a whole other level.
She did NOT get Volo’s lobotomy, but she did let Auntie Ethel take her eye in hopes of a cure for the tadpole. I did not understand the logic then. I still do not understand it now.
She is far more interested in fashion than equipment stats. Do you have any idea how much gold I’ve had to spend on dyes just to make things match? SO much. Same vibe as that “please someone help me balance my finances my family is starving” tweet but instead of candles it’s thirty thousand fucking bottles of black and furnace red dye.
We broke the prisoners out of Moonrise, but they got on the boat too early and bugged the fight by leaving Astarion and Karlach behind. Wulbren Bongle somehow got stuck in combat mode even after engaging the cutscene on the docks below Last Light; he he kept trying to run ALL THE WAY BACK TO MOONRISE nine fucking meters at a time while I frantically tried to finish the fight with the Warden, otherwise Wulbren would have run straight into the shadow curse. (I would’ve let him go; fuck Wulbren Bongle, all my homies hate Wulbren Bongle. But my mom didn’t know that, and she wanted to keep him safe. So.)
She had me reload a save like eighteen times to save the giant eagles on top of Rosymorn Monastery. Wouldn’t even let me do non-lethal damage just to get past things. I think getting that warhammer for the dawnmaster puzzle took us like an hour and a half alone. (Yes, I know you can use any warhammer, but SHE didn’t.)
She’s started keeping an irl notebook to keep track of her quests between play sessions. She writes down ideas and strategies when she thinks of them during the week, then brings them to her next game session at my house. I think she wrote about three pages on possible approaches to the goblin fortress alone.
She insists that I pet Scratch and the owlbear cub before every single long rest, no exceptions. Sometimes I have to do it multiple times until she is absolutely sure that the animals know exactly how much she loves and cherishes them. She has also commissioned a crocheted owlbear plush from a friend of hers and is very excited.
I’m sure there’s a bunch of stuff I’m forgetting, but those are some fun things I thought of. She’s enjoying the game and is telling all of her retired friends to get it and play it for themselves. She asked me “what is Discord” yesterday and I think my life flashed before my eyes.
anyway shout out to my mom for being neat
Part 2 — Part 3 — Part 4 — Part 5
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suitbf · 10 months
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final succession scene
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cult-of-lilith · 3 months
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I want to grind my cock against a pathetic thing's face. Arms tied behind their back so they can't do anything about it, not even fucking their face or anything just grinding against their cheek as they desperately try to get me into their mouth 🥰
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kingpains · 4 months
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hbomberguy’s Essay A Year approach really did wonders to make me more patient about waiting for the shit i like and gave me a thorough appreciation of how fun it is to engage w/ serially released shit. the Event that all of his recent videos have become upon release has been so much fun. like a holiday fr and it would not feel so special were these videos coming out once a month. i know hbomb derides himself for how long the videos take, but Man do i appreciate their release schedule. would i like more hbomb? sure, but i like the rate it’s being dropped at tbh. i can get more hbomb next year or the year after and it’ll be a blast. anticipation and payoff. the 4 year long wait for a punchline to the setup in the pathologic video. hbomb’s shit is just So worth the time to watch
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birdclowns · 11 months
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"she knows me" evan buckley you are not saying that with your whole ass chest to the man whose couch you fell asleep on after two seconds and the only person you genuinely talked about your death experience with
strike him down with lightning again this man needs another reset
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Etoiles 🥺💕
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sleepygonchan · 15 hours
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I feel like I call Smith by his first name half the time but let's be real if tomorrow Isami calls him Lewis I'll be a mess on the floor
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nododers · 7 months
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I'm ngl, every single person who posts abt the clones in The Clone Wars is loterally a master gaslighter, but by accident like, I started watching this series fully convinced I was going to see elaborate character arcs for all these people what do you MEAN Cody doesnt even have his own arc dedicated to him????????
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sexygaywizard · 3 months
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Some of y'all will see the word "AI" and freak out without actually processing anything that's being said like a conservative reading the word "pronouns"
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fiomeras · 8 months
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Swagless and dripless . Just an average normal guy . Looks like you can move his white ass with the arrow keys. Nothing wrong with him
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