#i swear to christ

[beefwizard91]

Me and my pal foot foot

#me #this is ironic #I swear to Christ

[brianfromfamilyguy]

”Sometimes i miss you so much i can hardly stand it.”

”I wish i knew how to quit you.”

#brokeback mountain #gay cowboys #i swear to christ

[nureyevs-worst-alias]

I've decided I am not going to listen to the new Juno episide until tomorrow night, I'm holding back, because I am *NOT* obsessed

[foaming at the mouth seething making kettle sounds scratching at the walls going feral eating chunks of drywall on my knees begging to see my guys™]

#do NOT spoil anything #i swear to christ #juno steel #the penumbra podcast #the penumbra #junoverse #the penumbra fandom #tpp #tpp juno #peter nureyev #tpp peter #tpp season 5

[doctor-mccoys-sanity]

guys i was worried that izzy’s new wooden leg would be because of blackbeard (either bc of the one toe or some new injury) AND THE FUCKING SNEAK PEAK SUGGESTS ED CUTS OFF MORE OF HIS TOES

#i swear to christ #i will not survive season 2 #because of romance and because of izzy #they even called it a toxic relationship #i want to give izzy a hug like fang did #izzy hands #fang ofmd #ofmd fang #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd speculation #ofmd spoilers #ofmd trailer #ofmd teaser #ofmd s2 #ofmd blackbeard #blackbeard #edward teach

[katesofheaven]

They better confirm and start production on season 2 before the Percy Jackson kids are 50 years old like the stranger things kids

#i swear to christ #percy jackson #pjo #pjo series #annabeth chase #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #aryan simhadri #percy jackson and the olympians

[eddieswh0r]

Joe Quinn, I am sick of you looking like this

Old Photoshoot

#joseph quinn #joe quinn smut #joe quinn #stop doing that #i love it #screaming #i swear to christ #eddie munson #eddie munson smut

[paradoxunknown]

All I have to say is this….

TK IF YOU BREAK UP THE BCC ILL SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD THAT I WILL COME FOR YOU. I SWEAR I WILL DRAG YOU BITCH.

that’s all. 

#tk you better chose your words wisely #tk you better not #aew #all elite wrestling #aew dynamite #aew rampage #blackpool combat club #bryan danielson #wheeler yuta #william regal #claudio castagnoli #jon moxley #bcc #i swear to christ #tk I’m not responsible for the monster I become of the bcc breaks up

[shinesurge]

"this discreet fidget toy fits right in your pocket and is a handsome matte black, perfect for an adult who needs to use one unobtrusively at work!"

Every time you so much as glance at The Item:

#i swear to christ #everybody has misophonia until they're recommending fidget toys lmao #'omg i soooo get it noises upset me too. have you considered using this Concentrated Pain Generator?'

[shoujo-otome]

*Me just finishing the last volume of Can’t Stop Cursing You manga* - …THAT WAS THE MOST OPEN ENDED ENDING IVE EVER SEEN WTF?!

#manga #can’t stop cursing you #wtf manga ending #i swear to christ #it was anticlimactic and unsatisfying to me #SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS?! #ffs can’t stop cursing you means an ending where the cursing doesn’t stop #i didn’t hate it but I feel like there’s a lot more to tell

[briefcasejuice]

literally why is it so hard for people to just rb posts instead of downloading the gif and fucking reposting it to the same site

#i swear to christ #vlog posting

[davidjohnlemahieu]

“i don’t think good infielders get bad hops. so that one’s on me”

#I SWEAR TO CHRIST

[eye-scream-girls]

Ahhhh tumblr STOP EATING THIS POST. I can't help it if my movie choices are too GIRTHY FOR YOU - I have tried to post this FOUR TIMES GET OFF MY DICK also sorry to Toy Story 2, Hellraiser II, Sister Act, Anastasia, Hecules, Clueless, Labyrinth, Cutthroat Island, every goddamn Muppets movie, Small Soldiers, Event Horizon, Deep Blue Sea, Moana and like... idfk so many more I'm sorry ily

(Thank you wifey @sherlockig for tagging me - 9 films to get to know this manic gremlin, I'm watching yours over the weekend 💋💋💋)

And just cos I want to and rules were made to be lovingly dominated, these three games are my three weed smoking gfs - Sword, you got me through the pandemic ily

Let's get a movie night going you beautiful creatures 💋 I ain't tagging anyone because my brain is mush so join in if you fancy

#tag game #i swear to christ #tumblr #you're getting the strap.

[livia-dovehallow]

i'm actually terrified to read chain of thorns because if something happens to cecily or gabriel i will throw myself off a cliff

like i can't even stomach the idea i'd be so upset bruh

anyway, i have 2 copies pre-ordered because evidently i love pain and 1 of those is gonna be signed

#maggie rambles #don't touch gabrily #i swear to christ #i'm not even joking i have an unhealthy emotional attachment to those two #gabriel lightwood #cecily lightwood #cecily herondale #gabrily #the last hours #chain of thorns

[moonflwer-gutz]

if we dont see The Bathroom in Saw X im going to storm Lionsgate Studios.

#saw #saw x #moonflwer thoughts #i swear to christ

[rainbowfriendsfanatic]

hi

.... hi

#mullys art #lol #oc #ask me everything #like i mean literally everything #everything and anythng #i dont care ill answer it #i swear to christ #i will

[implxdingthemirage]

“9pm PT” APPLE ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDIND ME??????

#ted lasso #afc richmond #is this a joke #i swear to christ #im gonna yell #seriously WTF BRO