#i stan one (1) fbi agent

[ericac318]

Title: Miss Alabama Part II

Summary: Six months after the events of the Miss United States pageant, Cheryl, Stan, and Ella need help from Gracie Hart when they’re kidnapped. How are the lovebirds faring now that their relationship is out in the public and they’re expecting a baby? Find out in this little ficlet that’s more smutty than anything else (mostly light smut) Stan Fields x OC

Continue Reading here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47728675/chapters/120312775

Chapter 1

“Do you want to join us on stage when we surprise Gracie?” Stan asked as he and Ella sat in their dressing room at Live with Regis and Kelly.

Ella nodded, “No, I’ll pass. I don’t want to be on camera looking like this,” she added as she placed her hand on her swollen abdomen.

He shook his head, “You look absolutely stunning, but I understand. Is there anything else you’d like to do before I go out on stage?” he asked, his eyes twinkling mischeviously.

She tried to suppress her giggle as she replied, “You’re a bad boy. You’re already dressed for the show. I don’t want to get in trouble.”

“If I promise you won’t get in trouble, will you share what might be on your mind?” he whispered as he leaned in toward her ear.

Ella grinned as she moved from her seat until she was straddling him, “Can you guess?” she asked, rolling her hips over his erection.

He gasped, “I think I can,” he ran his hands down her body untl they reached his pants and started undoing them.

“I was about to make a joke about you rushing but I realized that we really don’t have much time,” she whispered as she reached down and slid her underwear to the side so she could sink down on him, letting out a subdued moan as she felt him reach her depths.

Stan groaned as he moved his hips in rhythm with hers, “How are you always able to know what I need when I need it?”

“It’s a gift,” she breathed out as she ran one of her hands down his chest until it was fondling his balls,” Hows this?” she asked while wearing a sly grin.

He held his breath for a moment to stop himself from cumming before he responded, “Perfect. I hope you’re close,” he repeated words he said frequently as he felt himself about to cum.

“I am,” she responded as she felt her orgasm take her over just before his followed. 

Once Stan and Cheryl were done on stage, they rejoined Ella backstage along with Gracie.

“Gracie!” Ella exclaimed as she embraced her friend in a bear hug, “How have you been?” she asked once the two women released each other.

Gracie answered too quickly, allowing Ella to know something wasn’t quite right with her friend, “I’m fantastic. I’m the face of the FBI. What more could any agent want?”

“I can think of a few things,” Ella began before she held back her thoughts, “But, I won’t worry about all of that. Catch up with Cheryl. Next time, it’s you and me, deal?”

Gracie nodded, “Deal.”

Once Gracie agreed, Ella walked away by Stan’s side while his hand was resting on her lower back helping to support the extra weight she was carrying. 

A few days later, Cheryl, Ella, and Stan found themselves at a Nursing Home to connect with the elderly and also meet Stan’s Mother.

“Mrs. Fields, it’s an honor to meet you,” Ella began, “I’m Ella Westbrook. I won Miss Alabama and I was the second runner up for the Miss United States Pagaent. I’ve been seeng your son for a little over a year and we’re having a baby,” she added as she rested her hand on her baby bump.

Carol Fields was beside herself as she looked between the young woman and her son, “My dear, aren’t you a little young for him?”

Cheryl tried to suppress her smile as she responded, “He is but somehow, these two are in love. And, I think it’s serious,” she added.

“Cheryl is right, Mrs. Fields,” Ella replied, “Stan is definitely past the appropriate age range for me, but I love him. I hope you can accept me and your grandchild,” she added optimistically.

Mrs. Fields nodded, “I suppose love is love. Treat her right,” she warned her son before they began small talk since the serious conversation topics had already been tackled.

The three left the nursing home a few hours later and began walking to the limo when they were stopped by two men, in front of their truck.

Ella moved to the front of the group and attempted to fight off the men using techniques Gracie had taught her, but her belly was in the way and the three of them were tied up in the bed of the men’s truck a few moments later.

#Miss Congeniality #MISS UNITED STATES #Stan Fields #William Shatner #original female character #fanfiction #fanfic #archive of our own #established couple #unplanned pregnancy #age difference #ficlet #miss congeniality 2 #Sequel #miss alabama #ella westbrook

[the-firebird69]

We have a lot of actions going on and there's a lot happening all over the world and the moloka trying to get here by force and it's the Macklemore lock we have other things happening here in Charlotte county in Port Charlotte and punta Gorda city employees being fired they're about 300 left each and they're firing 150 today and they're hiring on right away and they're starting to see it

-they're going after the Charlotte county sheriff there's a 350 of them, they want to replace 50. They're going to try and fire them today and hire back a hundred and it's going to start today

-Charlotte county government workers the higher-ups for a 3500 went down to 2800 well no they went to 3100 ish and held there now there's new people in there and 300 jobs and they are going to fire 400 more and higher 400 more different people which would make it 2700 warlock Mack and they're going ahead with that today

-general government workers there's there were like 400,000 positions in Charles county it's way too many they cut in half I've been sitting there for months like that and they don't do anything anyways the rest of them so they want to fire $100,000 and hire that many the city yesterday it was a little less. There's more

-happens to be a bunch of people circling our son saying dumb things so going after them and with a vengeance a lot of people are for money and information that's going on all day and night

-the Florida law enforcement agency had like 3 million in Florida and they've been kind of cutting that agency out no it's supposed to be wildlife control but they need to be armed so they have been switching out people thought it was Max it was Stan and Stan is getting beat on that's 1.5 million minority warlock as Florida law enforcement and Stan and bja and Trump are fighting over the rest and will probably get 500,000 more out today

-the FBI the CIA the DEA all those agencies and operate here in Florida they have dropped and that would be the Mac morlock who had about 3 million in each that was about how many they're here and they're in half no they're all down to like 100,000 or less and foreigners are rapidly replacing them and pretty soon they'll be like 4 million agents but across all of those agencies is about five. Now that pills compared to the number of assholes here but they can get information and they need it

-military bases had about 1/3 of Macklemore lock 2 weeks ago and they've been fighting Stan and each other and now it's not like 5% roughly depending and the minority warlock are moving in and they're occupying the base and they aren't 20% the rest are Max foreigners in US and there's tons of us know but 20% is a good size group and the more lock will be pushed out Macklemore and be pushed out today we think

-oh the general populace of Florida the Macklemore lock are probably 5% where is the minority more luck are increasing to about 7% and on top of that 5% and yeah so they outnumber them and we don't remember them and foreigners and the distribution is a secret but it is getting better believe it or not people are getting stuff here and the Chinese motorcycles are loved by Chinese Japanese.. I really love them cuz they can afford them if you're in a like Arizona or something we'll see a family drive by you kids in the back mother father son of the kids and children of the back is crazy but that's what's happening it's a lot less expensive than a car and to maintain it's very cheap. Those things are selling my hotcakes everywhere everyone's buying one the quality is getting better and even the power they're switching to better motors cuz they can afford to they're selling rapidly

-there's a couple more things Private industry there's huge companies firing these Mac morlock and they're doing it now and clones that's another thing they're getting fired grocery stores are finding them today and retail outlets they're tired of seeing them and hearing them and large scale all over Florida and Charlotte county and they're hiring minority morlock. It's going very well and they're importing more and more and it's going to be a huge day

-on top of the regular jobs and really 20% of the Private industry as a whole will be fired and that's mostly the morlock Max and the other molak are going to infill and that might be most of them right there.

-and there's more going on but this is a huge day they're down there and they're pulling brush out in Miami and fort Myers and they're pulling it out huge recycling and chipping facilities it's a giant operation it's getting bigger and bigger and the minorities and they're doing tons of work all over the state finally really needed this it comes at a good time and he's asking if we can boost the Chinese motorcycle and I'm trying to figure out how I said that stockpiles and Uriel and got his wife have gone through probably a third of it and they can still sell them the stockpiles from 22 that is the same bike. That the state when it was made but the selling the same bike in 23. It's probably half a trillion and people going down there to trying to assist and they know some of them and Bruce Lee is checking out his and it's going to release them that's going to make a difference America purchases a ton of them

And they'll be more later

Thor Freya

It's a lot of news there's more happening we can tell you later or we can just spit it out and he says there's a few things down the road in fort Myers they're pulling out dead houses that's why I called them and tons of them and mainly in one area they're going to build it up and build apartments they got permission and it's mostly minority more lock and the houses are all crap and the stink and then make people sick and they're doing it now and they can fast track stuff. The thinking of walling It off and what you say is and they could do like a regular one foot wall 8 or 9 ft high it does have an effect you like the idea it's not huge it works I'm going to look into it but that's one thing the other thing is they're worried about forest fires around here so people are going out and pulling the brush out everyone except the morlock Max and it is a huge operation giant members of cruise and they're going to town it's a huge huge thing and they're getting tons and tons of round brush and trees and that's pretty much what I've got right now

Hera

Florida other work that's going on it's starting and taking place. In Port Charlotte alone there are 350,000 roofing permit applications yesterday $200,000 roofing applications today and punta Gorda I will go to court with them and two or three more group suits two of them against Trump and another one against Billy z and there are a whole bunch of police coming in pointing these idiots out and they are hiring lots of sheriff down in the county and they might get rid of more of the idiots if they pull them in. There's 150 households in the neighborhood that are more like Max and it's going to be down to 120 today because they're planning on attacking from the rear and will die there's also an effect where there minority Mohawk are trying to move in here and a pushing and they're pushing the ones who remain and they're getting their asses handed to them and it's going faster and faster and I appreciate posting it

Thor Freya

Olympus

[rt8815]

Darcy: "Hey, there he is. The guy who almost got murdered by his own murder squad."

Hayward: "You work for me?"

Darcy: "I actually don't know."

Monica: "She's with me."

Hayward: "I see. And which one of you is the sassy best friend?"

Woo: "There is no time for you to diminish your colleagues when you're about to start a war you can't win."

#i stan one (1) fbi agent #agent jimmy woo #monica rambeau #dr darcy lewis #hayward #wandavision

[sword-dad-fukuzawa]

What Your BSD Crush For Says About You, a shitpost

Manga-only characters below the cut. (11/4 edit: wrote this a bit ago, this is my apology for taking so damn long with posts :p) Written with @scalpel-mom-mori, as all of my shitposts are, because she has the crack braincell.

Lovecraft: Monster fucker, insomniac, or both. I bet you watch tentacle hentai. 

Twain: You have a thing for himbos. Moronsexual lookin-ass.

Mongomery: You liked Taiga in Toradora and you have never looked back as you spiraled down the rabbit hole of tsunderes.

Fitz: You’re really into rich white guys.

Alcott: You want a cottagecore lesbian girlfriend.

Mitchell: Why? Is it the ballroom gown? Is the white gloves? Does she remind you of that one middle school crush who wouldn’t give you the time of day but you adored them anyway? 

Hawthorne: Church kink alert, Jesus approves.

Steinbeck: Country roooooooads, taaaaake me home~ Uh. You like country music.

Melville: Marine biologist. Trust me, I know marine bio majors. 

Poe: You have social anxiety and like soft boys, and soft boys only. On occasion, you’ve been known to dabble in catboy fan art.

Karl: Furry, but valid. For legal reasons, this is a joke.

Atsushi: Furry, but invalid. KIDDING I LOVE ALL ATSUSHI SIMPS--you’re probably a Deku fan if you watch MHA.

Kyouka: Your FBI agent has been working overtime.

Kenji: The same joke as above, and you’re depressed.

Dazai: I’ll see you in therapy. 

Kunikida: You have a deeply rooted complex about appearing respectable and always being on time. Yes, I’m calling myself out. 

Tanizaki: Either you’re Naomi, or boys that go apeshit are your kink. Don’t worry, they’re also mine.

Naomi: I think you’re into yanderes. Yuno Gasai is your one and only.

Ranpo: It was the eyes for you.  

Katai: You’re a gamer, aren’t you. I’m getting either League of Legends, Overwatch, or Destiny vibes.

Fukuzawa: Daddy issues~

Yosano: Bottom!! Filthy bottom!! But make it edgy!!

Kouyou: Bottom!! Filthy bottom!! But make it sad!!

Chuuya: Either you’re Dazai (oops) or...I don’t have a good joke for this one. You’re valid. 

Kajii: You’re sexually attracted to explosions. Looking at you, Bakugou stans.

Gin Akutagawa: You are painfully, disastrously bisexual. 

Regular Akutagawa: MCR phase, anyone?

Karma: YOU CRIED. YOU CRIED THAT EPISODE. Alternatively, you latched onto him because you watched AssClass and are going through Karma Akabane withdrawal.

Higuchi: This is the same joke as Louisa, but dark academia.

Tachihara: You’re an anime-only. Kidding, you have a gun kink. 

Hirotsu: You’re a cryptid, spotted in the wild once or twice a year.

Mori: You didn’t just have an emo phase. No, no. You were the kid who drew dots on their neck and pretended to be a vampire and read Twilight cover to cover.

Oda: You wish he unbuttoned his collar a bit more.

Either of Kyouka’s parents: You have taste. 

Fyodor: You always have a crush on the antagonist. No exceptions, ever.

Ango: You’re into the beauty mark.

Tsujimura: Same joke as Higuchi except you like the tsunderes.

Ayatsuji: Your anime boy type is that bastard whose only personality trait is sarcastic put-downs. Sasuke was your first. 

Murakoso: You fixate on side characters who get .1 seconds of screentime and imagine an entire fantasy life with them. It’s okay, I did that too.

Techou: Moronsexual, but less dysfunctional than Twain.

Teruko: It’s gleeful sadism for you. 

Fukuchi: You want him to fist you. I changed the joke because getting fisted + Fukuchi’s ability is too cursed, even for a shitpost. Instead, I’ll say that you’re the type of person who likes funky facial hair.

Jouno: Same joke as Teruko, but you like them slightly more evil and male.

Gogol: HAHA CRAZY CLOWN MAN GO BRRRRRRRRRR

Sigma: You want to shower him with love and affection and cuddles and god damnit please give this babey a happy ending--

#yall that mori joke #did not age well #bsd shitpost #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #atsushi nakajima #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #akutagawa ryuunosuke #howard phillips lovecraft #fitzgerald #lucy maud montgomery #mark twain #nathaniel hawthorne #ranpo edogawa #edgar allan poe #fyodor dostoevsky #kunikida doppo #the decay of angels #hunting dogs #armed detective agency #port mafia #ozaki kouyou #ogai mori #Higuchi Ichiyo #kajii motojirou

[riverdale-retread]

Riverdale S5 E18 (Next to Normal) - 5 Things I Loved/ 3 Things To Consider.

5 Things I Loved

1. Charles Smith (son of Jones) is much more terrifying as a Gene Kelly type grinning dancer in his All American Boy High School outfit than he had been as Chick’s lover or killer or FBI agent.  I loved this - that Alice’s vision of normal is completely horrifying.  The completely lobotomized version of Polly, a Polly without the pain, undercurrents of frantic hysteria or the bitterness at opportunities lost that the actual Polly had,  is also extremely soulless and false. Alice Cooper absolutely never understood her daughter, even if she did love her.  And it was terrific that even the vision Polly ‘turns’ on Alice.  This was very well done.  

2. Jughead making his bid for Tabitha and her accepting it was just all kinds of cute.  I mean, this is Jughead the Failman of Messy Mess, so he’s doing this only after getting two of the broadest possible hints ever provided by a beautiful woman to a man in the history of narrative  (“I’m his girlfriend” to his ex girlfriend, and then “He’s also my boyfriend” to her dad, and forcing him to act along) but nevertheless - good for you Jughead! 

I know nothing about this musical so I don’t know if this is how it really goes or if they reworked most or all of the lyrics, but in any case, his progression was extremely funny to me and very in character with post-time-jump Jughead. He says Ask Me To Be Your Real Boyfriend and she refuses (good for you Tabs) then he says, The World Sucks So We Should Date (um?) and then he says, I Suck In So Many Ways So We Should Date (??!?!) but it works!  She doesn’t even mind that he wears the most hideous jacket to a Meet the Folks dinner.

I like this relationship between these two very strange people so much, these two very pretty oddballs who make an extremely wholesome commitment to each other before they’ve ever been sexually intimate.  Also I got a kick out of the smoochy smooch sound effect noises that sounded like they’d been added post production.   Because the word ‘normal’ is worked to death here, I liked that the way Tabitha and Jughead are using the much more loaded word “perfect” in their numbers was a nice antidote.

Sidebar:  Tabitha was running away from an overweening closeness with her father, apparently, so she is similar to Veronica in that way. Is that why I’m so in love with her?  I absolutely adored S1 Veronica so hard.

3. I loved the interesting and very ‘visible’ directorial/ photography decisions in this episode.  

One is the way Tabitha’s tall elegant parents are framed to be absolutely gigantic and enormous compared to how Tabitha and Jughead are framed.   Jughead is not actually a short person and everything I’ve seen of Tabitha indicates she’s quite long limbed herself, but the two of them are photographed to be constantly peering ‘up’ at Tabitha’s parents, who are both framed to fill up the entire screen and seem to be constantly looking down from ‘on high.’  Tabitha and Jughead look completely adorable and diminutive together.  

The other was when Archie and Veronica are discussing breaking up, and both their worlds are cocked at an ‘off’ angle.  The Andrews’ kitchen, which is usually lit orange and warm, is suddenly in slate and is full of sharp hard angles, and it’s tilted.  The camera doesn’t feel like it’s doing a dutch angle thing - it feels like the house itself is wrong. And of course it is all wrong, for Veronica. 

Veronica tiny and alone in the beautifully lit and nicely appointed solid-Americana bedroom she shares with Archie, all wrong and bored, was very moving to me as well.

4. I loved the fanservice they put in for us Cheryl Blossom stans. During Cheryl’s number in her emptied church, she sprays water on her mother’s face accompanied by whip sounds that used to happen when she flipped her hair around in all the other musicals we’ve had to date. So I stand corrected. It wasn’t that Cheryl’s magnificent hair comes with its own sound effect. It’s that the sound of a whip cracking is actually Cheryl’s musical leitmotif.  Ha!

Sidebar:  The fact that people who were in it for the ‘new spirituality’ and cult drop out once the religion turns out to be an old spirituality and an old god (Gaia)  was extremely funny to me and felt like a very Catholic thing to say about religion: that everyone wants the new shiny thing, because the old stuff carries actual duties and responsibility.

5.  More fanservice - Reggie in his slick outfit with his hair all smoothed back studying for an exam and talking about his 5 year plans.  I do not understand this way of studying, where you have another person present and they’re talking to you AND they are making you talk to them but also I am an ultra introvert who would rather go without than have to make a phone call to talk to a person so maybe this is a me problem. Anyway, Veronica coming to an introspective realization when helping the most unintrospective person in Riverdale do something was a nice touch. 

3 Things To Consider

a. Why does nobody in Riverdale know the word NORMATIVE. Normative does not mean good, and normative rarely actually reflects reality.  This obsession with ‘normal’ and equating that as some sort of standard - when there’s literally not a single ‘normal’ family in the entirety of this city made me feel like I’d been powdered with fleas.  Part of this is personal - I knew from the get-go that what I was born into was not normal, not the people, not the circumstances, and even worse, a lot of what I had looked “special” (super-normative?)  (see e.g. being a dip kid in boarding school) - so I could not view normal as aspirational, only as a method to hold things over people’s heads and make them feel bad. 

b. Marriage:  I’ve noticed that marriage, once entered into, seems to be a really addictive lifestyle, and they’re kind of saying that in Riverdale. 

I do not mean this to be disrespectful but when someone’s beloved dog dies after a long illness, I’ve seen a significant number of dog owners go off the idea of having a dog ever again, and stay dogless (though absolute adoring and showering love on every single dog they see) because they’re so heartsick, for years.  

Marriage, though, seems to be the opposite of that.  People who’ve married once keep getting remarried no matter how vicious the breakup and how costly the divorce.  So Veronica, her first marriage having come to a pretty spectacularly bad end (killing her husband in the middle of her divorce proceedings)  jumping immediately into cohabitation while talking about children and making marriage-like compromises looked very realistic to me, and also created a wry commentary about trying to find footing in an unmoored world.  Too bad that what Archie wants to do is live with the man who had been in love with him as a boy (I am talking about Jughead) and his father-substitute uncle.

The thing is, traditional marriage (the only kind that Veronica seems to know how to make - further commentary on Catholicism??) is shit for women entirely and always has been, which is why she can’t bear it even with Archie.

c. Primary Relationships in the Main Four:  After the extremely brutal way that the show ended Bughead 1.0 two episodes ago, where Betty simply does not (cannot?) give a shit about Jughead’s problems, I think this episode was the show trying to offer a gentler explanation for why it’s not going to work.  

Jughead Jones has no primary attachments to his actual family of origin - his primary relationship  is always with the girl in his life, for good or for ill.  However, Betty Cooper’s primary attachment is, very sadly, to her very fucked up mother, Alice Cooper.  Alice Cooper’s primary attachment was I think to her son Charles, that she gave up, and that’s why she’s the way she is.   

This is the problem for Veronica and Archie as well. Archie’s primary attachment is to Riverdale (he can’t even fuck when he’s not in Riverdale, people). Veronica’s primary attachment is to competitive achievement, and this just ISN’T available in Riverdale. 

The arrows are all pointing in different directions, and not towards each other.  

#Riverdale S5 #riverdale positivity #riverdale opinion #jabitha #veronica lodge #i don't know what is supposed to be happening with Fangs and Toni #poor little babydyke britta with literally nowhere to go ending up in the spooky mansion with the unhinged lesbian is a CHOICE #also did cheryl stop building her house and also stop mining and wasn't she running out of money - has all that been fixed now?

[calaofnoldor]

Sixth Time’s the Charm [1]

Characters: Sam x F!Reader, Dean, OCs

Words: 1,550

Series Summary: All the times Dean has tried to get Sam to admit his feelings for you.

Chapter Summary: Dean asks you to flirt with a cop for info. Sam is not pleased.

Warnings: jealous!sam, protective!sam, huffy!sam, badass!reader, exasperated squirrel, mutual pining, idiots in love, tropesss

A/N: this is part one of a six-part mini series that is essentially an amalgamation of all the jealous/protective tropes. sorry not sorry?

MASTERLIST | SERIES MASTERLIST

The first time was an impromptu experiment. Of course, Dean already knew Sam had a crush on you; he raised the kid for crying out loud. That and the way Sam had stumbled over his own tongue and feet the first time they encountered you (and nearly every time thereafter) made it quite obvious to everyone… well, except you, apparently. Regardless, Dean figured it was just the case of a simple crush and poor Sammy being unable to match his finesse with the ladies.

So when the three of you came across a sleazy police captain, who was in no way shy about having the hots for you, during a rugaru hunt in Nebraska, Dean was rather taken aback by his brother’s unusual reaction.

Strolling into the Omaha police department with you and Sam on either side, the older Winchester had identified the captain immediately from his picture online.

“Captain Anderson,” Dean addressed the man directly in a low, authoritative tone, “I’m Agent Parker, and these are my partners Agents Stan and Lee.” He motioned to his right and left side as he introduced you, accordingly, pausing as you flashed your fake badges in unison.

The captain was a tall, slightly rotund fellow, with a mustache to rival an 80’s porn star’s, and he scoffed haughtily at your entrance. “What the hell do the feds want with us? And did they really hafta send three of ya?” He gestured pointedly at you with a patronizing raise of his chin and your blood began to boil at the implicitly misogynistic remark.

“Well no offense, Captain,” you spoke up; your FBI get-up always gave you an extra boost of confidence (something about the power suit vibes you supposed), plus men like him really pissed you off, “but there have been five deaths here within the last week, and from what I understand, your team has a grand total of zero working theories and just as many leads, so perhaps you can understand why the government would show some concern.”

“Mm, mm, mm!” Captain Anderson chanted obnoxiously in response. He gave you a painfully slow once-over, eyes filled with a crude and unrestrained lechery that forced a shiver down your spine. “A woman who knows how to take charge… I like that,” he licked his lips lasciviously.

Dean was torn between awaiting your likely ruthless and epic comeback or telling the douchebag off himself when he heard Sam clear his throat forcedly beside him. Looking over, he was surprised to find his giant of a little brother to be a picture of rage. Strained jaw, clenched fists, distended chest, and a murderous glare directed unwaveringly at the Omaha police captain.

Meanwhile, you were finding it difficult to resist the urge to roll your eyes and repress your temper to maintain a professional front. “We need information and clearance,” you stated firmly, ignoring the cop’s inappropriate and debaucherous display, “Are you going to hand it over or not?”

“Sorry little miss, no can do! You’re prolly gonna hafta talk to the chief if you want in on a big boy case like this one… but, you know, I can think of some ways you might be able to convince me otherwise,” he finished with a lewd wink before taking off.

Sam looked like he was about to lunge at the captain, but Dean put a hand on his arm to ground him. He was starting to suspect Sam’s behavior might have more to do with you than the fact that the captain was a regular dickhead. After all, Sam was usually the calmer and more rational of the brothers, especially during hunts.

You were too busy holding yourself back to notice though, staring daggers into Anderson’s back as you watched him walk away.

“What an asshole. I’m sorry, Y/N,” Dean began. An idea was forming in his head, one that could help him test his theory. “Look, you know I wouldn’t ask this if there was a better way, but dyou think, maybe, just this once, you could… you know? Turn on the charm a bit? Just so we can get in?”

Sam had not been fully engaged in the conversation until just then, too focused on trying to mollify the inexplicable rage that Captain Anderson had incited within him, but Dean’s request certainly caught his attention.

“What?! Dean! You can’t be serious. No. We’ll find another way. Just- No.” Sam’s voice was harder and deeper than usual and for a moment you lost yourself in it, daydreaming that perhaps he was exhibiting a sense of jealously. But who were you kidding? Sam was just a nice guy who detested sexist pricks like Anderson; this had nothing to do with you.

“No, it’s fine. Dean’s right. This is the easiest way. I’ll do it,” you stated quietly before adding with a small smile, “I can suck it up on account of saving some lives.”

Dean grinned and you walked away before Sam could protest any further. When you reached the captain’s office, you didn’t bother knocking on the open door, “Alright, Captain Anderson-“

“Please, call me Frank.” He looked up at you with such a smug and revolting expression, you decided there was no way you could follow through with Dean’s plan.

“Listen, Frank,” you crossed your arms in what you hoped was an ‘I mean business’ stance, but quickly dropped them when you realized the action had unwittingly highlighted your cleavage in the button-down blouse you were wearing and spurred yet another round of gratuitous leering from Frank. “What’s it gonna take for you to hand over the case files and grant us full access to the evidence and crime scenes?”

“Well, since I like you, I’ll make it easy for ya. How about we start with a smile?” He had leaned forward in his seated position behind his desk as he spoke, and you almost smacked him right then.

As you turned to leave, however, it was Anderson who smacked you, open palmed and right on the ass. You forced yourself to take a deep breath before slowly turning back around. Keeping your movements deliberate and unhurried, you bent over his desk, ignoring the impulse to gag at the greasy, utterly unholy scent that filled your nostrils as you got close enough to whisper in his ear, “You know what, I’ll make it easy for you too. How about, if you give my partners and I complete authorization on this case, I won’t report you to the feds for sexual harassment? See, I know people in the upper ranks and I’ve got a lawyer who wipes the floor with guys like you on the daily.” It was all lies, of course, but you figured it was for a good cause.

“So what’s it gonna be, Captain?” You asked after straightening yourself back up.

As you’d hoped, the bastard was looking a little worse for wear, though you could tell he was trying to retain what little he could of his arrogant persona. “You little bitch.”

“That’s not an answer.”

“Fine. You can have it,” he pointed at a stack of file folders on his desk, and then sighed as he produced three security passes, “Go crazy! Go fuck yourself.”

“Gladly,” you sassed, ready to strut out of there with everything you came for in hand.

Behind you, things had not gone so smoothly. When Sam saw Anderson slapping your butt, he was fully prepared to march over and break the captain’s nose, but Dean again held him back, “Woah, hey, you know Y/N can handle herself. What’s up with you?”

Then when he was forced to watch you lean in tantalizingly close and whisper something in Anderson’s ear, Sam experienced an entirely foreign sensation. He was still burning with fury, but that anger was joined by a peculiar ache. His heart had risen to his throat as he stood there, completely transfixed, a look of dejection and longing written across his face.

‘Huh,’ Dean had thought with an internal smirk, ‘Sammy’s got it ba-ad!’ he sing-song-ed in his own head, storing the information away for later, when he could find an opportune moment to tease his baby brother about it.

For now, Dean gave you two thumbs up as he watched you return with a triumphant grin, holding up three official passes by their lanyards.

“Got it all. We’re completely in,” you supplied each brother a security pass when you reached them.

“Damn. You are good, woman! What did you even say to him?” Dean chuckled as the three of you left the station.

“Oh nothing, just a bit of light threatening.”

Sam stopped to look at you quizzically. “Wait, what? You mean you didn’t- you weren’t… flirting with him?”

“Nah, I was too appalled by the thought to go down that route.”

“Oh,” he huffed out, looking down with drooped shoulders and an awkward twitch of a smile. You could have sworn he looked somewhat relieved, but decided not to read too much into it, too pleased with yourself to allow the ever-growing gloom of your unrequited love dampen your spirits.

The whole time Dean was staring back at the two of you in disbelief. ‘These goddamn idiots,’ he thought with an exasperated yet slightly amused shake of his head.

→ CARRY ON

thanks so much for reading! feedback always appreciated 💞

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[barren-heart]

If you’re Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, or Jared Padalecki.

STOP.

Read this post.

Dear J2M,

This is an open letter for you three written by a couple of unhappy passionate fans.

We write this to you because we know at least one of you has a secret Stan account and creeps on the destiel hashtag from time to time. Don’t lie. (Ahem. Misha Collins. Looking at you, Sir.)

With the subtle hints and possibility of a revival, us here at BarrenHeart (Bee and Jay) have some thoughts on what we think a reboot/continuation/revival would look like if it was done well.

Note: we don’t speak for the whole fandom(obviously). And we don’t even speak for all of the Cas/destiel fans. This is from our observation of the fandom after 15x18 and the finale, plus our own opinions.

Here are our demands suggestions for the potential revival.

--Castiel--

First things first. Castiel is brought back.

And by that, we mean he is either shown to be rescued from the empty, Jack rescues him from the empty, or by some other means, that man is not left there to suffer for all of eternity.

Castiel is a lead character.

Not a guest star, not “and Misha Collins.” No. Misha Collins gets to be in every d*mn episode. He is an equal lead alongside Dean and Sam. Which leads into the next point.

Castiel gets his own storyline.

It can be connected to Dean in some way, but he needs his own arc, y’all. Don't care what that is, but he IS his own character. So, some form of personal growth or whatever needs to happen. He is a badass and deserves a good storyline. Also…

Give this M-- F-- (mother father) his wings back!

Yes, he died without ever having his wings return to their full power. Like? We know he was nerfed so he wouldn't overpower Sam and Dean. Prove to us that he can be a fully powered badass and still work alongside Sam and Dean. No need to get rid of that.

Human!Cas does not mean pathetic Cas.

There is a divide on whether Castiel should stay an angel. Personally, we like human Cas. However, human Cas was shafted in the series. If you make him human in any way, shape, or form, he’s gonna still have to be a badass. Don’t whimp him!

He can be a good hunter/pretend FBI agent just like Sam and Dean!

So, make him one! Let him do more cases. On his own. With other people. With Sam. With Dean. He can fight without powers, too.

Give him love!

For the love of freaking Jack, let that man know he is loved by people. Not even mentioning anything romantic, he still needs platonic love y’all. Let Sam say it, let Jack say it. Let anyone in his family tell him that he is loved. Not once in this series did Cas hear that anyone loved him. So, fix it!

New style, anyone?

Cas needs other clothes! Please now. The black trenchcoat we never saw in-show? Boss. Cas in a black leather jacket? Coolness. Hunter plaid? Do it.

Confession Resolution

Speaking of love, come to some conclusion please about him and Dean. Give a resolution somehow, somewhere. We personally don’t really care how it’s done, but there needs to be something said here. You cannot just drop a confession there and just leave like it never happened. So, talk about it.

Adding this, I swear, if this is bros only, you WILL lose Cas fans. So, think about what you’re doing.

--Sam--

Sam is important!

Now, personally we have a soft spot for Sam. His character arc in Season 1-5 was great. Demon blood, powerful Sam was amazing. So, don’t sideline Sam. Seriously. We are gonna say in an unpopular way (as if this post isn’t already unpopular to some), but Sam got sidelined real hard in the last few seasons of the show. Now, was that what Jared wanted? Don’t know. But, Sam needs his own storyline too that isn’t just revolved around Dean. Figure it out.

Witch!Sam

Speaking of which, let this man be powerful. Sam is best when he has powers. Sorry but also not. He has been given all of Rowena’s (who is arguably the best witch around) spell books and decides to not really do much with it? No. He’s becoming a BAMF witch. Full-out, no word spells and shit. End point.

Sam in Charge

He’s not just a baby brother. He’s a grown man. Give him room to grow. Allow him to be a leader. Let him lead a group of hunters, witches, a whole team of people! He’s strong on his own, too. He's a big boy. Prove it.

He should fall in love.

Like, get married and all that. It’s a part of his arc, so keep it there. No blurry wife, my god! Personally it should be Eileen. She’s a badass. They also have a lot in common! Holy hell. They make a good team. So, keep that suggestion in mind.

Let him have the hero’s journey.

We want a good ending that shows growth for this character! He saw himself as a freak with powers, so…maybe he can use his powers now in a way that in empowering instead? Let him have an ending that doesn't just return to the beginning. Let him have gone through all of this changed for the better.

Don't be creepy.

Still keep the brotherly bond with Dean, but don’t make it weird, y’all. Don’t. Please.

Sam as a dad.

He can have a kid. But, Dean Jr? Eh. You might want to reconsider some other (Bobby) possibilities.

--Dean--

Now, with Dean, I wanna make this clear.

DO NOT K word THIS MAN.

This man here has dealt with unbelievable trauma, suicidal thoughts and even almost died by suicide in the show (okay, it was for another reason, but still!) He dies way too many times in this show. It’s not new anymore. Perhaps, when the show was newer, death might have been a bittersweet ending. But, now. It’s tarnished. It happened too much and the message of “carry on” got tainted to mean “there is only peace when you die.” That’s not okay.

Resolve his issues!

He has so much pain and trauma. Let him seek help. Let your audience know that it’s okay to process these emotions. Let him heal. He deserves it.

Dean’s internal struggles

This is piggybacking a little off of point two, but Dean has a lot of things he needs to figure out. We feel like his journey is more internal. While processing his trauma, he needs to learn that it's okay to be himself. This could include things about himself that he feels ashamed of or scared to admit. Things he may have repressed or suppressed over time. No more hiding who he is or brushing it off or making jokes. Be your true self, Dean. It's time.

Dean’s still important, of course

That said, Dean should still be integral to the overall narrative of the plot. Of course he's gonna go head to head with the Big Bad of the season/limited series, but he really should focus on what's inside first before he can take this monster down.

The Bro bond

No more dependent/unhealthy bond with Sam. Of course they are family and brothers, and will always be close. That's perfectly fine. However, its important to note that Dean was Sam’s mom/Dad most of his whole life. And, well, that never came to a resolution. Please let Dean resolve this issue. Sam is grown and older now, and even though Dean will always feel protective of him as his Big brother, Dean shouldn't feel like his life only revolves around taking care of Sam. There is more to Dean and his life.

Dean is complex

Also, Dean is not only about cars, burgers, and pie. It's like some of the writers forgot this. There are so many things/interests of Dean’s that are really cool and add to the complexity of his character. Keep those things.

He needs to resolve his issue with Jack.

He never said sorry to the kid. Not once after telling Sam that Jack wasn't family. He needs to tell Jack he is loved.

Speaking of which, Dean needs to tell Cas he loves him.

Okay. Who knows if you will make destiel reciprocal at this point.

Do we think Dean would have reciprocated based on context clues and what we have seen in the show? Yes.

Do we think this love is romantic? Yes.

Do we think you'll actually fully make it canon in a reboot/continuation? Eh.

Regardless, Dean loves Cas, so make it known.

Other demands considerations.

‘The found family’ needs to not be forgotten.

All the friends that were made along the way need to be included. What happened with Garth was great, actually. Do more of that. And by that, we mean include Jody and Donna. What are the girls doing now? Wayward sisters anyone? Bring Kevin back. Don't leave him to roam the earth all along like that. Either make him human again like Eileen or send him to rest in Heaven.

Where’s Eileen?

Hello??? Where? Tell us she made it back.

Claire

No idea if you can get Kathryn Newton back, but it would be cool at least for one episode. Please. Kaia? Resolve her storyline.

Also, Charlie.

Wtf happened? That was not resolved. We love Felicia Day. Charlie’s friendship with Dean is amazing. She deserves a few episodes.

Crowley!

Seriously. What happened to Mark was super disappointing. You gotta bring him back. His death wasn't great. Bring him back and give him his damn line already!

Jack!

I'm not fully on the Baby!Jack train, but he does deserve a normal life. He's three years old technically. He had no normal life whatsoever. He deserves that. So, give him that.

More Rowena please!

That's it. She's awesome.

Have a wedding.

No, really. Someone's gotta get married. Our pick: Sam and Eileen. Charlie is also a good contender for having a wedding with her partner, too. So there. Weddings are happy. We want a happy ending.

I will reiterate. Team free will lives. That's it.

Okay. Now, moving on to the next part of this. The elephant in the room. The thing a lot of us actually want from this, but frankly, we aren't sure if you'll do it.

Explicit Destiel.

If you've read this far J2M, then you're probably wondering when this was going to be addressed. So, here are the stipulations on destiel.

Go big or go home.

Yep. We said it. Make it explicit, full out, no ambiguity.

Honestly, you might be thinking what you could do to make it explicitly canon? Well, since there were tons of people who still think Cas’ love confession was just a platonic exchange between two bros (like wtf? How?), you're gonna have to spell it out for people.

But, some things that we may perceive as romantic, some people may not.

--Like, holding hands could be considered platonic between two men to some people.

--Cheek kissing could also be considered platonic to some people.

Not to say we need Jensen and Misha doing full on *** scenes to prove anything, but something more than a hand hold. Okay? Okay.

What we’re saying is basically, you're gonna have to kiss. On the lips. Yep.

So...I guess you'll have to figure out how you want to do that.

On when to make it canon:

You can decide if it makes sense to make it canon towards the beginning or towards the end. Honestly, there could be an argument for either. If it's made canon earlier, you could prove there can be a relationship alongside the main storyline. If you wait until the end, you'll leave fans wondering if you'll actually do it. But, the kiss being the major event of the finale could be worth it. Whichever you do, remember there are upsides and downsides to both.

Other other considerations:

Just realize who your fanbase is now. We’ve grown and changed. Like Becky, your fans have gone through a huge change in what they want from the show. Is the fandom all on the same page? Nope. Will they ever be? No.

You will not please everyone. That's a given. But, a lot of fans want to see the show wrap up in a better way than what we got. Destiel fans aside, the finale was not great overall. There are plenty of negative finale reviews that have nothing to do with destiel.

On top of that, society is changing. Slowly. The attitudes in regards to lgbtq media is quite different than before. You have the chance to make history. Really. If you make this canon, that will be a part of your legacy. You'll hit the news. I mean, 15x18 wasn't even the finale and it trended #1 that day.

We suggest that if you do decide to make it canon, it’s meaningful and you take the time to do it right.

So, consider your fans. Consider the part of the fandom that trended your show over the election. Consider the fans that trended a fictional wedding on Valentine's Day. Consider Misha/Cas fans who felt slighted. Consider your LGBTQA + fans. Just, think about what the reboot could achieve. What it could mean to a lot of people.

As always, we just want happiness and peace when we are done.

Thanks for reading Misha J2M.

Sincerely,

Bee 🐝 and Jay 🐦

#supernatural #destiel #castiel #spn #deancas #dean x castiel #misha collins

[simp-for-deadly-fictional-women]

since i’m bored, i want to make a long list of every peter/tony reaction since civil war, all the way up until ffh, and state as to why tony stark is an awful mentor to peter.

PLEASE IF YOU ARE A TONY STARK STAN DO NOT READ THIS OR LEAVE HATE COMMENTS OR I STG

1. In Civil War, Tony first meets peter while chatting with may, who openly hates him

2. and while tony and peter enter his room to chat about the “internship” tony then blackmails peter into going to berlin with him to fight, by saying that he’ll expose him as spiderman

3. peter agrees, and proceeds to get his butt kicked at the fight with PROFESSIONALS, and ends up severly bruised on his eye, leaving may to worry about her nephew

4. worst part was that tony never clarified why he was fighting, and lied about how old he was to the team.

5. tony neglects him for the next two months, and passes him onto happy, who didn’t care too much about him either

6. when peter finds out that the vulture is planning to do some destructive things with the alien weapons, he tells stark, who proceeds to ignore him and wave off the situation, making peter feel neglected ONCE AGAIN

7. then comes the scene on the ship where peter is fighting the vulture, but gets distracted when fbi agents show up ONLY TO TRY TO TAKE BOTH HIM AND THE VULTURE DOWN

8. the vulture gets away, and since peter failed, THIS was the only time tony actually showed up to yell at him about messing up

9. and it was canon in the movie that tony said “everyone thought I was crazy for recruiting a fifteen year-old” which doesn’t make sense because number one

10. no one knew his age

11. he once again made it all about himself

12. when all is said and done, tony only gives him the suit back to get on his good side which unfortunately worked

13. in infinty war, peter disobeys tony by going on the spaceship with him and strange, where tony proceeds to ignore him and wave off everything he was suggesting they do to get off the ship

14. and that’s basically it for iw because that’s the only “father-son” interaction they had

15. tony yells at steve that he lost peter to the snap as if it were steve’s fault

16. then they only really show him and peter together in a photo from years ago, trying to encourage stark to “create time travel”

17. and when peter finally gets back from the snap, tony hugs him, which is what a lot of tony stans gush about. that’s what i don’t understand

18. yes a hug might mean a lot to them, but honestly peter had been trying to hug him for six years and only got one after tony realized what he had been missing

19. peter goes to the funeral blah blah

20. and the only thing I have to say about ffh is that it was iron man 5, because it was centered around the mourning of tony and how much everyone missed him, when most of Peter’s ptsd was caused by him, along with the DEADLY glasses stark gave to him

i want yall to know that if tony somehow took on the father figure role for peter, peter would be the brattiest, most spoiled kid in the mcu, and would never mention uncle ben again, even tho ben ACTUALLY raised him.

#anti tony stark #anti iron man #anti rdj #anti irondad #anti irondad stans #anti peter x tony

[stalactice]

A Stream of Consciousness Reaction to SnK

by a (newbie-ish) rivamika fan

Welcome to this very disorganized compilation of reactions I sent to friends while binge-reading the snk manga. Some of them are thirst texts about Levi and rivamika, some are crying, and some are just flat-out raging. I apologize for...all of it in advance.

This starts after the Female Titan arc since I watched those episodes years ago. Going back over the first 40 chapters was a refresher of sorts for me.

If you're a fan of E-E-Ren, or the Jaeger family in general, this is not the reaction series for you. I'm sorry.

Word count: Way too many

Screenshots: Way too many x 2

(Since tumblr doesn't allow more than 10 photos per text post I have no clue how many parts this will be)

Featuring:

My revival as a Basic Levi stan (Seriously, I talk about him too much. It's kind of unsightly.)

Rivamika flailing

Crying

Ranting about Jaegers

Every other emotion in between

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 (end)

Without further ado, here's part 1 and, of course, spoilers:

It's actually embarrassing the squeals that come out of my mouth when Levi shows up

Me seeing one panel of Levi: I love this man Me seeing another panel of Levi less than a second later: I love this man so much

It's nearly midnight here and I'm trying not to laugh/cry at the realization that some big wig in the anime business knew that by casting Kamiya Hiroshi as Levi I was going to hurl myself back into animanga And I took that very personally

This would be so much simpler if Levi were ugly Alas, he isn't And so we suffer

What the flying HELL is that monkey titan thing what the actual WHAT

NO NOT MIKE AHHHHHHHHHH CRAP NO I LIKED MIKE I KNEW HE DIED BUT NOT LIKE THIS NOOOOO

I'm watching a sci fi series with some other people and instead I just wanna throw myself on the floor. Mike didn't deserve to die like this. He died protecting the kiddos. And I-----

If Levi kills that ugly mofo [beast titan] in addition to everything else, he definitely deserves the title of "my sexual orientation" Seriously that ape is disgusting

Isayama: I want to make Eren an "attractive" titan Also Isayama: But not Ymir, she's gonna look like a rabid raccoon

Reiner revealing he and Bertholdt are the armored and colossal titans so casually gave me freaking whiplash

Reiner: Bertholdt and I are titans, too Bertholdt: I have never seen this man in my life I have no clue what he's talking abou—Reiner NO REINER NO TRANSFORMING FCK

Levi just showed up in a long sleeve shirt that exposes his collar bone I AM NOT OKAY I haven't been able to move onto the next page I'm just sitting here like an idiot laugh-crying So this is why he wasn't in the last few chapters. Not because he was injured, but we needed time to prepare before that stupid fracking shirt ruined our lives

Jean and Armin dressed up as Eren and Historia 😂😂😂

Mikasa: *knees someone in the face 180cm in the air* Levi: *takes down men twice his size single-handedly* Me: No it's fine. I'll just be over here. Mind kicking me in the face next?

the thirst starts coming and it don't stop coming and it don't stop coming and it don't stop coming

What do you mean this isn't the beginning of a fic?

HOW DARE

FBI agent: Oh no, not this short-ass anime dude again I can't take this again

Okay, of all the things to happen, I did not expect "Eren ate his dad" to be one of them

Chapter 64 has SO many good Levi/Mikasa panels I swear I'm drooling (+a sampler) "Power couple" sounds too weak for them.

Eren: HURRY UP AND EAT ME! Me: YOU NEED A DIFFERENT WAY OF PHRASING THAT

No offense, Erwin, but I trust you about as far as I can throw you

Sasha trying to eat the pork/beef roast whole 😂😂😂

I can't freaking breathe!!! Why are they such idiots?! Eren and Jean: I feel like I'm dying Mikasa and Armin: Then perish :)

[to be continued...]

#Rivamika #I don't know if this is entertaining to anyone or not #Or if the [spoilers] notice is necessary #But nothing to lose

[fanfoolishness]

Interview with a Fic Writer

Tagged by @novantinuum, thank you!

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How many works do you have on AO3?

242 works. The actual fuck??? Wow, me. Of course, this does span about 9 years, so I guess that's not that insane?

What’s your total word count on AO3

549,737! But that averages out to only 2271 words per story, haha. You got me! I think I have less than 10 fics that have more than 1 chapter. I love one-shots, what can I say?

How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

Oh, you want to get into this? All right. We'll get into this:

The X-Files, proto-fandom, ur-fandom, first OTP ever... yeah, 15-year-old me went. WILD. Many horrible Mulder/Scully stories, and some Doggett/Scully and character study stories as well. Mostly not very good, but with occasional flashes of decent writing. Really had a difficult time writing romantic feelings between 30+ year-olds given a) I did not date in high school and b) was 17 and not an emotionally stunted FBI agent.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - not a huge volume of stories, but definitely some very angsty Spuffy and Spike tales.

Harry Potter - just one published fic (Lupin grieving Sirius), and one with Snape and Harry having a heart to heart I could never quite get right.

Then came the dark times (vet school) where I was exhausted and hard at work for a few years and I thought, horribly, I might have outgrown fandom. Thank god for...

X-Men First Class and the undying love of Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr! I'd never fallen for a slash ship before but my god I fell hard for this one and wrote my first fandom smut and my first real AU (mutants with zombies) that I never finished.

Then.... let's see...

Quantum Leap drabbles!

Two Avatar the Last Airbender fics!

Agents of SHIELD fics, mostly focused on Coulson and FitzSimmons, and super angsty.

Bioshock Infinite sads (god I love writing the sad bad dad)!

And then the juggernauts of Mass Effect (my longest fic to date with 30 chapters!) and Dragon Age, which were endlessly productive and are still productive given the variety of different protagonists you can create, different choices, and different relationships to canon characters. I'm still working on a Hawke/Varric fic in the back of my mind here.

There's one random Gravity Falls fic (wish I could have got a little more obsessed with it, or gotten into it while it aired) of Stan sads, and one tiny Avengers ficlet of a sad Tony and Peter.

There's one Wheel of Time fic! Dammit I wanted Rand and Tam to reunite so much sooner than they did.

40-odd Steven Universe fics! So many SU fics!

One random Schitt's Creek fic of David and Patrick!

And finally, The Mandalorian, with 47 fics. Phew!!!

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

1. The Invitation, The Mandalorian. Din Djarin finds himself in dreams that seem realer than real, reminding him of his loss, but he begins to find a sense of hope again. A promise is kept.

2. The Outstretched Hand, The Mandalorian. Din Djarin is a man of action, but sometimes, the quiet finds its way in. Din reckons with the aftermath of the events of Chapter 14, the Tragedy. (My very first Mando fic!)

3. Not the Sentimental Type, Steven Universe. Priyanka Maheswaran has long prided herself on keeping her emotions in check. But a mother's love can only grow, and sometimes it expands to people she never anticipated. Like the Universe boy.

4. Translation, The Mandalorian. Din Djarin was a man of few words, but many languages. Some might have thought the Child had no language at all. Din Djarin and the Child grow to understand each other.

5. Full Disclosure, Steven Universe. Just as the world begins to recover from Spinel's attack, Steven starts having nightmares. The more he ignores his fears, the worse they become, until he's left with no other choice but to ask for help. (My thoughts on what would drive Steven Universe Future, and I wasn't far off.)

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I really try to! Even sometimes years later if I realize I've missed some. I appreciate each and every one, and have definitely made friendships through comments <3

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Oh, hell... I'm too lazy to link these but if anyone wants to read them let me know or find them on my AO3!

A Stopped Clock from Bioshock Infinite has Booker DeWitt ravaged by Korsakoff's amnesia from his long-standing alcoholism. Is Columbia real or imagined? Hard to say.

The Viscount's Way shows Varric Tethras having become his parent, and a cruel, hard viscount of Kirkwall.

Songs in the Key of Red shows how Cullen fared under the dark future in Redcliffe in DAI, and they write happy endings, don't they? shows what happened to Varric. Both horribly depressing in different ways!

Two by Two, Hands of Blue shows a not unexpected end to lyrium addiction :( Poor Cullen, he got a lot of angsty developments, didn't he?

Do you write crossovers? If so, what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever written?

Never really got into crossovers or AUs. Just... meh for me!

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

No, I don't think so.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Charles/Erik, Shepard/Garrus, Shepard/Liara, Shepard/Tali, a mess of different f/f femShep drabbles, and most of my Dragon Age pairings have gotten sexytimes. On the other hand I helped start the NoRomo Mando tag for the Mandalorian to help find non-pairing Mandalorian content. Depends on the pairing and the fandom, for sure.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Nope, thank goodness!

Have you ever had a fic translated?

I think so! There used to be a Spanish-language wiki linking to some of my old X-Files stories XD

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No, but friends and I definitely will beta each others' things to help with sticky points.

What’s your all-time favorite ship?

ALL-TIME? Just, why? So many ships I loved in years past turned out to have pretty damn problematic elements I didn't see at the time, so it's hard to say... Mulder/Scully actually has a ton of issues, Buffy/Spike obviously has issues... so maybe Hawke/Varric (except not canon!) or Garrus/Shepard or Brosca/Alistair.

What’s a WIP you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

Still need to finish my Hawke/Varric fic for after Adamant! I have 3 chapters written that I haven't posted. Maybe posting them will help inspire me....

What are your writing strengths?

Dialogue and POV writing from different characters; I feel fantastic writing Steven and Greg, though totally at sea trying to write from Connie's POV, randomly. But I think my dialogue and emotional beats are what people tend to tune in for. When I do write romance, it's usually very sweet and silly and pulled from life. I also love writing nature scenes and settings to help establish mood. Mood and emotion and catharsis are my bread and butter, and I like my poetic prose.

What are your writing weaknesses?

What the hell is a long, well-thought-out plot? Like what even is that???? My longest fic with 30 chapters is basically "Shepard has PTSD and hangs out with her crew. They have some funerals." THAT'S IT. How the heck people actually come up with plot that ties into the lore of a fandom I genuinely have no idea and it's the biggest thing that's held me back from finishing original work. I can come up with a setting and characters and then trying to make them do stuff that's more than just talking to other characters and deepening their relationships with them... how the fuck???

I also definitely have 10-20 words that I am in constant danger of reusing like every other paragraph, LOL!

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I don't speak any other languages so I always avoid it as much as possible. I've seen people describe sign differently in fics and picked one way to depict it that made sense to me for Grogu, but that's about it.

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

The X-Files, of course!

What’s your favorite fic you’ve ever written?

Towards Another Day, the tale of how Cullen went from being a templar in Kirkwall to commander of the Inquisition, is definitely up there.

Reverberations is one of my rare multi-chaptered fics and one of my favorite for the catharsis at the end. It makes me tear up every time. 5 times Din and Grogu encounter the Dark Side, and one time they find the Light.

Either a world for the birds (Steven develops a closer relationship with his Uncle Andy, learning birdwatching along the way) or on the subject of rocks (Steven and Jasper finally reach a peace) might take the prize for favorite SU fic.

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Tagging (if you’re super bored and would like a fun thing to do) fellow writers:

@lastwordbeforetheend, @runrundoyourstuff, @honestlyhufflepuff, @art3mys, and @fake-starwars-fan if you would like to play!

#fandom #writing #on writing #fanfiction #damn look at me go #memes

[leverage-ot3]

notable moments from The Bank Shot Job

leverage 1.05

I decided I’m also going to start highlighting meta material in these posts for reference reasons (like for fics, headcanons, meta, etc)

I’m colorcoading by what character the meta pertains to btw

Clerk: Hello, Judge Roy.

Judge Roy: [slaps her ass] Hey, sweetheart.

Frank: Can I help you, your honor?

Judge Roy: Yes, Fred. Her phone number?

Frank: It's Frank. And she's 19, sir.

Judge Roy: That's too bad. She got a younger sister

diSgUsTiNG

- - - - -

Hardison: No. No more. We gotta talk to Nate. No more rip deals. They take too damn long.

Parker (ripping paper): That's why they're called "Rip Deals". You have to convince them they're getting a deal before you can rip them off.

Hardison: Two weeks. Two weeks sleeping in crappy hotels. Two weeks eating in crappy diners. Two weeks having my soul sucked dry. It's 107 degrees. Who lives where it's 107 degrees?

Parker: Juan's not so bad. I kinda like this town

I wanna see that domestic shit of them sharing hotel rooms and eating the continental breakfasts and dingy diners and everything about them living in rundown hotels for two weeks

- - - - -

Hardison: You know, I had to retask two satellites just to get a lousy internet connection. Took more than an hour to torrent the last episode of Doctor Who.

Parker: Hey! Illegal downloading's wrong. (lights paper on fire in trash can)

that’s it. that’s their relationship.

- - - - -

Hardison: How we coming on the breakdown?

Eliot (loading truck elsewhere): Fake addresses are shut down. Post office boxes are closed. The phones are cleared. Five more minutes, we never existed

bruh those props ??? I wish I had a screenshot but wtf where they DOING for the con ???

- - - - -

Hardison: Want me to call the Delgado family, tell them the news?

Eliot: Nah. Soon as I clear county line I want to do it. I just wish we could do more than bankrupt that corrupt son of a bitch

eliot is so good you guys im-

- - - - -

Nate: Get out. Now.

Hardison: Is he talking to us?

Parker: An unmarked van parked across the street from a bank that's being robbed? Yeah. I think he's talking to us.

Hardison: Yeah, well, five more feet and he would have been in the clear. What the hell was he thinking?

Parker: Don't be an idiot, Hardison.

Hardison: What?

Parker: Sophie was still in there

parker knows nate loves sophie and would never leave her behind because she may not always get people, but even she can see how much nate cares for sophie

- - - - -

Derrick: Everyone empty your pockets. Wallets, purses, watches, everything you've got, throw it over here.

(everyone throwing stuff to center of floor)

nate threw his fucking toothpick

- - - - -

Deputy Arnold: No, right here, right here, and we need ...

(Eliot crosses police line)

Deputy Arnold: Whoa, whoa, I need you to take a step back, sir.

Eliot: Tell me what's going on in there.

Deputy Arnold: I'm afraid I can't do that, this is an active crime scene, and you need to ...

Eliot: (to cop) I'm not talking to you. (to Nate) How many are there?

Nate: Yeah, you're right. Clearly amateurs, these two. Yeah. The younger one, looks like he's never handled a gun before.

Eliot: Is judge blow-hard next to you?

Nate: Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, definitely amateurs, That's what makes them so dangerous.

Eliot: Alright, 2 guys, both armed, neither one a criminal mastermind. You want me in there?

Deputy Arnold: Sir, we can't have you going inside the bank ...

Nate: Probably, uh, a good idea just to sit tight, don't you think? You know, and see where these guys' heads are

at, you know?

Eliot (backing away): Alright, your call boss.

Deputy Arnold: Thank you

poor deputy arnold + eliot being done with local law enforcement

- - - - -

Sophie: Okay. So what is the plan, Stan

“what’s the plan, stan” adorable.

- - - - -

(Eliot leans against a building across the street and watches Hardison and Parker pull up in a sedan)

Eliot: Nice ride.

Parker (taking notebook and removing badges): It's embarrassing. Everyone knows you don't rob a bank without an exit strategy. These two deserve to get caught. 42 seconds. (tosses notebook back to Eliot)

Hardison: What?

Parker: To rob this bank. One security guard who has never fired his gun before, 2 closed-circiut cameras outside, 1 inside, and a Glen-Reader safe built in the 50's whose default combination is the birth date of the manager's wife! Get in, get out, 42 seconds.

Hardison: Seriously

parker was so angry that she chucked the binder at eliot and he was like ??? we good ???

- - - - -

Hardison: Seriously? (to Bill) I'm Agent Leonard. This is Agent Elmore. We'll be taking over this crime scene,

Sheriff ...

Bill: Bill Hastings. Nice to meet you. You guys sure are quick, just called this in 20 minutes ago.

Hardison: Well, we were coming back from a little border skirmish. Patrol unit came under attack from a pack of Chupacabras.

Bill: Chupacabras? I thought those things were urban legend.

Hardison: You're adorable

I love it when hardison fucks with people it’s hilarious

- - - - -

Hardison: Whoa, what's going on?

Bill: Cut power to the bank. Standard operating procedure.

Hardison: Standard ... it's standard op ... it's standard? Where do you getting that bull-hockey from son?

Bill: Deputy Arnold, he took a seminar in crisis management last year.

Deputy Arnold: It was an online seminar. We got certificates.

Hardison: Certificates? Magic kits come with certificates. Does that make it cool for kids to saw their parents in half?

Bill: We're just going by the book.

Hardison: The ... the book? The book got a good man killed. I can't ... my blood pressure.

Parker: Ex-partner. Probably shouldn't mention the book again. Or propellers.

parker is doing so well with grifting considering and I’m so proud of her

- - - - -

Sophie: They are not cops, I promise you, they're friends of mine, you can trust them.

Derrick: Why should I trust you? I don't know who you are.

Sophie: I am a thief.

Derrick: Okay, I'm not sure what to do with that.

that’s it guys. that’s the show.

- - - - -

Nate: I didn't say it was going to be easy. But nothing's impossible, especially when you have the world's greatest thief on your payroll. Parker, have you ever robbed a bank that's being robbed?

Parker: There's a first time for everything.

her SMILE YOUR HONOR

- - - - -

Parker: The bank was built before 1980, before computers. Means it's got a larger than normal night deposit chute.

Hardison: 'Cause business had to drop off ledgers with their daily hauls. What, you thought my genius was only limited to ones and zeroes?

Parker: I'm thinking the chute's my way in. Only problem is, it's in the alley on this side of the building

the way she looks at hardison like damn boy you know my stuff

- - - - -

Hardison: I can take care of that, but, we actually have bigger problems.

Eliot: What's that?

Hardison: Well, Sheriff Coltrane over here called the FBI, the real FBI. Now the closes office is in San Diego, so they should be here, in about, um, give it 45 minutes.

Nate: We can't worry about that now.

Hardison: When do we worry about it?

Nate: In about 45 minutes

hardison, internally: lord give me strength

- - - - -

Hardison: Hold on ... Excuse me. (answers phone) Agent Leonard. We will do whatever you need us to do, just please, don't hurt anybody. Okay. (hangs up) Guys ... Boys, boys, come on, gather 'round. Now boys, that was THE call. The call we were waiting for. Now look, they have a list of demands. First off, they want 12 large pizzas. One cheese, one Hawaiian, extra pineapple. Two pepperoni and black olives, two meat lover's, t ... Seriously? Nobody's writing this down? Seriously? One triple-shot half-caf vanilla latte, tall,

(Parker goes down alley and opens deposit drop box)

Hardison: …three of the latest copies of the Hall and Oates CD. I know, right? Exciting stuff I didn't know they were coming out with a new one either. We're gonna need steaks. Steaks and a grill. They're trying to tailgate. Okay, they need your overalls, I don't know why. They need some kibbles n' bits, we need an Etch-A-Sketch, somebody in there likes to squiggle okay ... Are we good? Let's go people. Everybody. I need you guys moving. Everybody get out. Go. (hardison points at an officer) You stay. We need to talk about Hall & Oates.

I fucking loved this monologue,,, hardison is VERY GOOD at improvising

- - - - -

(Derrick opens night deposit box)

Parker: Hi.

Derrick (hands her the briefcase): There's a lot of money in there.

Parker: Yeah, I know.

Derrick: My wife's life depends on that money getting where it needs to go.

Parker: I understand. Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get

parker’s face softened and you can see that she understood. parker didn’t get people in the beginning of the show, and sure her values and ideas aren’t typical, but she was ALWAYS a good person. she cared and understood what was at risk and she consoled him.

also, this is yet another piece of evidence that parker was the main character all along!!! I’m not gonna go super into it because there are already posts out there about it, but she had three (3) episodes dedicated to her character in season one alone AND had her say what is basically the mission statement of the show here in this scene

- - - - -

Sophie: Things could be worse.

Nate: Worse than me getting shot and you blowing our cover?

Sophie: No, no, you're not gonna lay that crap on me. We wouldn't even be in this mess if you'd just walked out with the cash when you had the chance. I would've been fine.

Nate: I know.

Sophie: Yeah, I can take care of myself. I've been doing it a long time. Since way before I met you. I'm just saying.

Nate: Yeah, you're right.

Sophie: Okay

nate knows sophie is a strong independent woman and that is one of the only things I stan about him lol

- - - - -

Sophie: We lost communication.

Nate: Yeah, we did.

Sophie: Hardison, Parker, and Eliot ...

Nate: That's right, they are on their own. Yup.

they ended up doing great on their own, but also, can we acknowledge what a glow up it was building up to the rundown job ???

- - - - -

(Mom gets out of truck and tries to run)

Meth #2: Where the hell you think you're going, old lady? (pulls mom back) Where the hell you think you're g ...

Eliot (catches Meth #2’s arm): Hey, what smells like crank and screams like a girl? (Takes his gun and breaks his knee)

Meth #2: AAHH!

Eliot (kicks car door closed before Meth #3 can get out, empties the bullets from gun): That's the right answer. (throws gun into car at #3, hits #1 as he approaches) Come on. (fights #1, kicks door shut, beats #1 more, kicks door again) Stay in the car. (beats the hell out of #3 and #1, kneels down near mom and removes her gag)

Mom: Who are you?

Eliot: Well ma'am, we'd be the cavalry.

this entire fight scene always has me ROLLING it’s so funny

also I’m not sure if this should go on the List Of Non-Weapon Objects Eliot Uses As Weapons but eliot DID use the car door in the fight

- - - - -

Sophie: Just let the paramedics take him. The rest of us will stay.

Judge Roy: And give up my leverage

*sophie and nate look at each other*

both, internally: tHATS OUR WORD

- - - - -

Nate: Hey, listen. She's gonna be alright. Everything's gonna be alright

Derrick: Your people ... they're good?

Nate: Yeah. The best.

nate’s smile when he says that??? proud dad alert

- - - - -

Sophie (looking at replay of tape): You're still a geek.

Judge Roy: They're trying to ruin me.

Hardison: Geek power, baby. Stay strong!

in other words: age of the geek, baby

also- kudos to 2008 hardison editing video like that. I can’t do that shit with today’s tech lmao

- - - - -

Bill: Go home now. Bank robbers are in custody, hostages are safe. FBI's got the whole thing wrapped up.

Taggert: Do you have any idea what?

Mcsweeten: Just go with it.

Deputy Arnold: Mr. FBI guys, can you help me here?

Bill: My, my. Look at this. Our local drug boys, both with outstanding warrants. It's incredible.

Taggert: Damn, we're good!

mcsweeten and taggert stumbling onto the leverage crew’s cons and directly profiting off of them is iconic. they have no idea. too pure for this world

- - - - -

Sophie: Hey, thanks Parker.

Parker: Whatever.

Sophie: No. It was an excellent performance.

Parker: Yeah, I think I can act okay when I'm yelling at people and bossing them around.

Sophie: Well, it's a good start.

proud mom!sophie + grifting parker

Nate: Listen, we have to make sure we get the cash to the Delgado family. Ow!

Eliot (tending Nate’s wound): Oh! Settle down. You act like you've never been shot before.

Nate (glances at Sophie): So, uh, pizza boxes, huh?

Hardison: Yeah, I know, I know, You could have done better.

Nate: No, no, no. No I couldn't have.

eliot casually stitching up nate’s wound bc no hospitals but also can we talk about how much nate has to trust eliot to literally operate on him

+

nate giving praise to hardison ??? rare af I don’t know her

#leverage #the bank shot job #leverage 1.05 #leverage 1x05 #mine #notable moments #leverage season 1 #season 1

[fullsunskyy]

NCT Social Media AU Fic Rec Masterlist

I really love SMAU’s so I’ve created a masterlist of all the fics I’ve found. This was mostly so I could keep track of what I’ve read, what chapter I was on for ongoing fics, and ones I haven’t read yet but I felt like it might be helpful so here you go. (Here are the BTS and Stray Kids masterlist as well)

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these fics, I just enjoyed them. Please go and support the authors!

Key:

Completed [ ✔ ] In progress [ 🌸 ] Discontinued [❌] Skyler’s Fav’s [ ❤️]  (TWT)-Twitter (lol sorry for the titles some of them don’t have any so I did my best)

Sorted by ships then member

Updated: 11/10/19  All links should be working!

Apparently I hit the link limit (whoops). Links still seem to work on mobile BUT here is a google doc of the post which is also linked on my page!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cZBtCDJWjNGNM-hiNkSmc0a71a_0ofLv1mQPZiEJMQE/edit?usp=sharing

~Ships~

Jaeyong (Jaehyun/Taeyong)

(TWT) Travesty by _jayaus [✔]

(TWT) Soccer Enemies by PEACHY0RANGE  [✔]

(TWT) Nerdy!Taeyong/Popular!Jaehyun by allthejaeyong [✔]

(TWT) Secret Crush/No Soc.Med AU by puku2pang_ [✔]

(TWT) Confessions Account/Exes AU by allthejaeyong [✔]

Yuwin (Yuta/WinWin)

(TWT) FBI Agent by yongvcr [✔]

(TWT) Evicted by nyankamoto  [✔]

(TWT) Fake Dating by nyankamoto  [✔]

Doyu (Doyoung/Yuta)

(TWT) Life Saving/Mafia AU by hyuckieee [✔]

DoWoo (Doyoung/Jungwoo)

Silver by softforjungwoo [✔] 

LuWoo (Lucas/Jungwoo)

List of TWT aus

(TWT) Florist AU by j_unguwu [✔]

(TWT) Social Media AU by yibugs [✔] 

Different by softforjungwoo [✔] 

(TWT) College AU by flirtaeyong [✔] 

(TWT) Soulmate AU by vaxhildan [✔]

(TWT) Soulmate AU by oujiten [✔]

(TWT) Shy boy!Jungwoo/Closeted! Lucas AU by mfalvevo [✔]

(TWT) Vlogger!Lucas/ Cafe owner!Jungwoo by husynnhoj [✔]

(TWT) College/Exes? AU by vaxhildan [✔]

(TWT) Soulmate Bruise AU by hugnct [✔]

(TWT) BFF Pining/Contrasting Advice AU by flirtaeyong [✔]

HyuckHei (Haechan/Lucas)

(TWT) Buzzfeed Unsolved by nyankamoto [✔] [ ❤️]

MarkHyuck (Mark/Donghyuck)

Let’s Not Fall In Love by softforjungwoo [✔] 

Just Friends by softforjungwoo [✔]

(TWT) Sick Hyuck AU by hyuckios  [✔] 

(TWT) Watchdog by hyuckios  [✔]

(TWT) Watchdog sequel by hyuckios  [✔]

(TWT) Christmas Elf! Hyuck by hyuckios  [✔]

(TWT) Fake Dating AU by neoctyaus [✔]

(TWT) Fake Dating AU by tokki_co [✔]

(TWT) Straight Boy Mark by tokki_co [✔]

(TWT) Idol AU (sequel of Nomin AU) by tokki_co [✔]

(TWT) Eiffel Tower Kiss by yongvcr [✔]

(TWT) Song Lyric Confession AU by hyuckieee [✔]

(TWT) Hogwarts AU by hyuckieee [✔]

(TWT) Bubble Tea AU by jokheiz [✔]

(TWT) Impromptu Roommates AU by hyuckble [✔]

(TWT) Famous Rapper/Deaf Hyuck by seokmykiss [✔]

(TWT) Famous Rapper/ Deaf Hyuck Sequel by seokmykiss [✔]

(TWT) Spies AU by hyuckieee [🌸]

(TWT) Spiderman AU by hyuckieee [✔]

(TWT) Stan twt AU by satanseo [✔]

Nohyuck (Jeno/Hyuck)

(TWT) Magic Boy Next Door AU by hyuckble [✔]

(TWT) Exes/Anonymous Radio Host by seokmykiss [✔]

(TWT) Blocked Number AU by hyuckieee [✔]

(TWT) Alien AU by hyuckieee [✔]

(TWT) Vampire AU by hyuckieee [✔]

(TWT) Timestopping AU by hyuckios [✔]

Nahyuck (Jaemin/Hyuck)

(TWT) Badboy!jaemin and Coldguy!donghyuck by hyuckieee [✔]

Norenmin (Jeno/Renjun/Jaemin)

(TWT) Childhood BFF/Internet BFF by hqnctbot [✔]

(TWT) Dynamic Duo/Transfer Student by hyuckble [✔]

Renmin (Renjun/Jaemin)

(TWT) Alien AU by hyuckieee [✔]

Nomin (Jeno/Jaemin)

College AU by squishymochisoo  [✔]

(TWT) Cute Bus Boy by jaeminomin [✔] [ ❤️]

(TWT) Detention AU by mfalvevo [✔]

(TWT) Soulmate AU by honeyjeno [✔]

(TWT) Until the Stars Crash by _jayaus [✔]

(TWT) Random Number AU by t7scvlt [✔]

(TWT) Lacrosse/Track AU by ji2ung [✔]

(TWT) Secret Admirer AU by neoctyaus [✔]

(TWT) Fake Exes by jaeminomin [✔]

(TWT) Random Number by jaeminomin [✔]

(TWT) Soulmate AU by bluesidejeno [✔]

(TWT) 101 Ways to Fall In Love by bluesidejeno [✔]

(TWT) 101 Ways to Fall in Love Sequel by bluesidejeno [✔]

(TWT) College AU by jaeminomin [🌸] 

(TWT) Secret Admirer AU by najenmin [✔]

(TWT) Roommate AU by waeyv [✔] 

(TWT) School Flirt by nijoowkp [✔] 

(TWT) Good Boy!Jeno/Bad Boy!Jaemin AU by hqnctbot [✔]

(TWT) Random Number by luvnjms [✔]

(TWT) Good Boy!Jaemin and Bad Student!Jeno by kihclan [✔] 

(TWT) Chem Class Pining AU by dprjeno [✔] 

(TWT) Love Note AU by satanseo [✔] 

(TWT) Animal Shelter AU by 13trbl [✔] 

(TWT) Childhood Friends AU by bingchaotic [✔] 

(TWT) Friends to Enemies AU by skzcty [✔] 

(TWT) Popular!Jaemin/Anti-social!Jeno AU by geumjen [✔] 

(TWT) Barista!Jeno/Art Student!Jaemin by dripinlove [✔] 

(TWT) Gossip Account AU by geumjen [✔] 

(TWT) Hannah Montana!Jaemin by dreamiewiki [✔] 

(TWT) Big Brother!Jeno/Babysitter!Jaemin by jaesdean [✔] 

(TWT) Dare AU by geumjen [✔] 

(TWT) Soulmate AU by kangluvrs [✔] 

(TWT) Hanahaki AU by lostsukki [✔] 

(TWT) Closeted!Jeno/Flirty!Jaemin AU by yayhyuck [✔] 

(TWT) President’s Son AU by timelessjae [✔] 

(TWT) Basketball AU by yongvcr [✔] 

(TWT) Tennis AU by fuyusbf [✔] 

(TWT) Bet AU by mirohjeno [✔] 

(TWT) Soulmate AU by luvsjisungs [✔] 

(TWT) Roommate AU by frmios [✔] 

(TWT) Idol AU by tokki_co  [✔] 

(TWT) Youtuber AU by tokki_co [✔] 

(TWT) Airdrop Memes by dprjeno [✔]

(TWT) For Those Who Are Heartbroken by jaemintography [🌸] 

(TWT) Dreamcatchers AU by jaemintography [✔]  

(TWT) Bakery AU by kthcyphvr [✔]

(TWT) Ex-lovers AU (sequel to this) by trulyjaeno [✔]

(TWT) Nerdy!Jaemin/Athlete!Jeno (prequel to this) by trulyjaeno [✔] 

(TWT) Enemies AU by tyongnim [✔]

(TWT) Theater Kids AU by ninthdreamie [✔]

(TWT) Playlist AU by seokmykiss [✔]

(TWT) Soulmate/Hair Color AU by jentokki [✔]

(TWT) Wrong Number AU by keumcult [✔]

(TWT) Confident Gays vs Panicked Gays AU by hyuckble [✔]

(TWT) BFF Pining/Contrasting Advice AU by flirtaeyong [✔]

Renhyuck (Renjun/Hyuck)

(TWT) Confident Gays vs Panicked Gays AU by hyuckble [✔]

Lumark/Markhei (Mark/Lucas)

(TWT) College AU by PEACHY0RANGE [✔]

Chensung (Chenle/Jisung) 

(TWT) Stan Twt AU by tokki_co [✔]

~127~

Taeil x YN

Eureka by @wereseoyoung​ [✔] 

Taeyong x YN

Matchmaker by @suhdone [✔] 

Muse by @jenoptimist [✔]

Angel by @sugaaasweet [✔]

Is He An Angel Or A Devil? by @asteriaguk [✔] 

Go Fetch by @simplistic-things [✔] 

Cloud 9 by @bunny-doyounq [🌸] 

Drive by @yongtxt [🌸] 

Johnny x YN

Streak Breaker by @softtm [✔] 

Regular by @dimplyjae [✔] 

Let’s Pretend by @suhdone [✔]

Sunrise by @wereseoyoung [✔] 

I’m So In Love by @romanticwyh [✔] 

Ocean Eyes by @renjunhusband [🌸] 

26 Reasons Why I Love You by @jaextapose [🌸] 

Yuta x YN

Reputation by @96ttaphon [✔]

Starstruck by @wereseoyoung [✔] 

Not My Type by @nakajeno [✔] 

Common by @dimplyjae [✔] 

Doctor, Doctor by @jaeculturetechnology [✔] 

Yes Chef by @butterbeeryuta [✔] 

Survival of the Richest by @markeu-lii [✔] 

Walk of Shame by @kihuix [🌸] 

Fake Love by @hxneysuga [❌]

Doyoung x YN 

Star Crossed by @nakajeno [✔]

Anti by @softtm [✔] 

Don’t Need Your Love by @ciielclaiir [✔] 

Dear No One by @dearncityy [✔] 

Sanctuary by @bunny-doyounq [✔] 

Close as Strangers by hyuckflirts [✔]

New Beginnings by @yttanct [🌸] 

Jaehyun x YN

Breathless by @peachyuns [✔]

Star Crossed by @nakajeno [✔]

Balance of Us by @solecize [✔]

Fly Away With Me by @ciielclaiir [✔] 

The Breakfast Club by @kkuljaehyun [✔] 

Hericane by @weishenv [✔] 

Chlorine Dreams by @dahyunmingyu [✔] 

Love Shot by @dimplyjae [✔] 

Pact by @127-mile [✔] 

Field Trip by @jae-canikeepyou [✔] 

Get to You by @suhdone [✔]

The Games You Play by @fluffyjenope [✔]

 Skinny Love by @dedicatedfangirltrash [✔] 

More Than Friends by @realllllfangirllllll [✔] 

Angels Who Can’t Sing by @missnctyukhei [✔?] (Interactive)

Deep Water by @bitchendery [✔] 

Close as Strangers by @hyuckflirts [✔] 

Narrow Hearts by @jeonjaemark [✔] 

Boy Next Door by @jae-canikeepyou [🌸]

Welcome to my Playground by @ciielclaiir [🌸] 

Tongue Tied by @peachyblurbs [🌸] 

Survival of the Richest by @markeu-lii [✔] 

Thirty Days by @ohnoyoonoh [🌸] 

Who Will It Be? by @missnctyukhei [🌸] 

Player’s Game by @aiurjins  [🌸] 

Scripted by @dimplyjae [🌸] 

The Beauty Within by @justwinwin [🌸] 

Sicheng/Winwin x YN

Help! By @panickedmarklee [✔] 

Different Skies by @dearncityy [✔] 

Running in Circles (1) by @solecize [🌸] 

Player’s Game by @aiurjins  [🌸] 

Jungwoo x YN

La Vie En Rose by @haechanhearts [✔] 

5:05 (1) by @jaeehyuns [✔]

Inclined by rubyyong [✔] (Written one-shot)

Mark x YN

Connected by @treerachas  [✔] 

Unexpected by @eboydonghyuck [✔] 

Mona Lisa by @weishenv [✔]

Game Over by @kettlewrites [✔]

Yours by @wereseoyoung [🌸] ( linked to intros, no ml yet)

Love Game by @jenoptimist [🌸] 

There You Are by @dimplyjae [🌸] 

New Beginnings by @yttanct [🌸] 

How to Get the Boy by @yojeongin [🌸] 

Donghyuck/Haechan x YN

Reputation by @96ttaphon [✔]

Rewind by @hyucafe [✔]

What Can I Do by @markleeh [✔] 

Love Club- ‘00 Line by @bitchendery [✔] 

My Page by @lysyuta [✔]

Fingers Crossed by @treerachas [✔] 

Stoned by @haechanhearts [✔] 

To Him by @bitchendery [✔]

Sunflower by @softtm [✔]

Destined by @godrics [✔] 

Place Your Bets by @haohoao [🌸] 

Heartbreaker by @jxngolas [🌸] 

Instant Romance by @ljnuwu [🌸] 

~Dream~

Renjun x YN 

Love Maze by @aiurjins [✔] (Stray Kids Crossover)

Love Club- ‘00 Line by @bitchendery [✔] 

Wistful by @treerachas [✔] 

Somebody to Love by @panickedmarklee [✔] 

Catfished by @hyucafe [✔] 

Celebrity Crush by @ncttrinities [✔] 

Youtuber AU by @poutyjwoo [✔] (Linked to main ML- scroll to title)

The One Where Renjun Gets Kissed by @ncttrinities [🌸] 

Crush Culture by @uwuwinwin [🌸] (Haven’t read)

In Time by @asteriaguk [❌]

Jeno x YN 

Sun & Moon by @lysyuta [✔] [ ❤️] (Interactive)

Love Club- ‘00 Line by @bitchendery [✔] 

How Can I Love You by @markleeh [✔] 

Black and Blue by @tryagainmv [✔] 

10 Step Love by @tryagainmv [✔] 

Our First and Last Dance by @tinybinnie [✔] 

More Than Friends by @bitchendery [✔] 

1-800-Loveline by @tryagainmv [✔] 

Badlands by @poutyjwoo [✔] (Linked to main ML- scroll to title)

Reckless Behavior by @fentyyoons [🌸] 

Tell Me What To Do by @yericulture [🌸] 

Jaemin x YN 

Money Talk by @tinybinnie [✔]

What Family Says, Goes by @haohoao [✔]

Love Club- ‘00 Line by @bitchendery [✔] 

What I Like About You by @neomrk [✔]

Timeless by @lysyuta [✔] 

Black and Blue by @tryagainmv [✔] 

Ferris Wheel by @yedarnit [✔] 

Put Me On (1) by @eboydonghyuck [✔]  (any missing ch not linked in ml but tag) 

Spark Up by @tryagainmv [✔] 

Puzzle by @nationaldoyoungday [✔] 

Drive by @tryagainmv [✔]

Falling, Hard by @fentyyoons [✔]

Tickets for Two by @doyunohs [✔]

Dead Lover’s Society by @atrabiliousse [✔] [ ❤️]

Transfiguration not Transaction by @butterbeeryuta [✔] (Hogwarts AU)

What I Hate Like About You by @kettlewrites [✔] 

Fan by @markleeh [✔] 

Handle by @wereseoyoung [✔] 

Complicated by @hyuckflirts  [✔] 

Paper Hearts by @renjunhusband [✔] (Male Reader) 

Crush Culture by @uwuwinwin [🌸] 

Heartbreaker by @jxngolas [🌸] 

Fashion Friends by @xiaocity [🌸] 

Wild and Fluorescent by @starrylele [🌸] (Maybe discontinued)

In Time by @asteriaguk [❌]

Chenle x YN 

Sun & Moon by @lysyuta [✔] [ ❤️] (Interactive)

Turf War (1) by @eboydonghyuck [✔] (ML a little messed up-check tag) 

That One Night I Slept Over by @hyucafe [✔] 

I’m So Bad For You by @neomrk [✔] 

Jisung x YN

I’ll Change You by @oofsoftnanahours [✔] 

With You by @godrics [✔] 

By My Side by @nctzen-mess [✔] 

My First and Last by @lysyuta [✔] 

Flower Cafe by @poutyjwoo [✔] (Linked to main ML- scroll to title) 

Why Not Me, The Dancer by @hyucafe [✔] 

Hiraeth by @hyucafe [✔] 

OT6/7

Don’t Need Your Love Club by @aiurjins [🌸] 

Dream x YN/ ??? x YN

Hey Shawty! By @eboydonghyuck [✔] (Interactive) 

~WayV~

Kun x YN

Honey, Honey by @panickedmarklee [✔] 

Young, Dumb, & Broke by @softtm [🌸] 

Ten x YN 

Andante, Andante by @panickedmarklee [✔] 

New Face by @renjunhusband [✔] (Trans Reader!!) 

Prima by @wereseoyoung [✔] 

Lucus/Yukhei x YN 

More Than a Feeling by @panickedmarklee [✔] 

Playboy by @bitchendery [✔] 

My Boy by @dimplyjae  [✔] [ ❤️]

Do You Think About Me Too? by @byunnct [✔] 

You & I by @leejenopes [✔] (linked to tag)

Bad Boy by @yukheisass [✔?] 

Something New by @kihuix [✔] 

Who Will It Be? by @missnctyukhei [🌸]

Not What It Seems by @softyuk [🌸] (Linked to tag)

Xiaojun x YN

Hendery x YN

From Rags to Riches by @markftmingi [🌸] 

Young, Dumb, & Broke by @softtm [🌸] 

Yangyang x YN

Siren by @dearncityy  [🌸] 

Skate to You by @svnflowery  [🌸] 

#nct #nct 127 #nct dream #wayv #nct 127 sm au #nct 127 smau #nct smau #nct sm au #nct social media au #nct social au #nct sns au #wayv social media au #wayv smau #wayv sm au #wayv sns au #dream sm au #dream social media au #dream smau #nct fake texts #nct x reader #nct u #nct dream sm au #nct dream social media au #nct dream smau #nct wayv social media au #nct dream sns au #fic rec #nct fic rec #smau #social media au

[gabrielllas]

master-post of my good girls gif-sets

So this post isn’t a navigation or anything it’s just a list of my creations organised into

gif-set collections

brio gif-sets

solo rio gif-sets

solo beth gif-sets

parallels

edits

scenes from different seasons/episodes

random gif-sets

If you want more scenes from a specific episode, search it on my blog using the tag ‘gg 1.01′ with the episode/season you want to see more of. This is simply just my own creations but that tag will offer other peoples!

With that said and done, here is my many MANY (seriously stop me) gif-sets from the show:

my gif-set collections

every time beth & rio look at each other

best outfits on good girls

manny montana in every episode of graceland

good girls appreciation week

brio + multiple different scenes

outsiders opinions:

dean being obsessed with brio

the girls + others

outsiders + being engrossed with brio

beth & rio + ‘breaking up’

rio + flirting with beth

rio + being amused by beth

rio + asking beth a question

rio + looking respectfully at beth’s boobs

rio + calling beth, ‘elizabeth’

rio + touching beth

[part 1]

[part 2]

beth + wanting rio’s attention

rio + wanting beth’s attention

beth + joking with rio

rio + being honest with beth about his personal life

rio + having tunnel vision with beth

rio + crime proposing to beth

rio + the many nicknames he calls beth

rio + calling beth darlin’

brio + beth’s kitchen

black&white moments of different brio scenes

beth + rio’s name

rainbow of brio moments

golden lighting of brio moments

brio + looking back at each other

rio + liking the money beth makes

rio

rio + saying mama

rio + his neck tattoo

rio + his hands

[part 1]

[part 2]

[part 3]

rio + his little jump

rio + saying champ

rio + rolling his shoulders

rio + leaning against something watching beth

rio + his reaction to beth in 3.08 bar scene

rio + repeating ‘cool’ & ‘chill’

rio’s promo video [season 3]

hoodie rio returns

6 gifs of rio smiling with the quote, “clever as the devil, twice as pretty”

manny adding things to the script to help rio’s character

rio with the lyrics of labrinth’s song, mount everest

rio + walking

rio + building a model plane

rio + being polite to service workers

rio + ducking to avoid a tree

beth

being pretty af during season 3

3 gifs of beth causing chaos / 3 gifs of her looking beautiful with the quote “she was chaos and beauty intertwined”

beth + her kids

i am looking respectfully ma’am

parallels

rio + liking beth’s business ideas [2.06 & 3.11]

rio + watching beth be a dork [2.05 & 3.10]

beth + getting ready for her man (rio) [3.08 & 3.09]

beth + getting ready for her man (rio) again [2.04 & 3.08]

beth + offering rio anything [2.04 & 3.08]

brio + discussing payment [1.04 & 3.08]

rio + checking beth out at a bar [2.04 & 3.08]

rio + caring about beth’s image then no longer caring [1.02 & 3.03]

beth + ignoring dean’s ‘i love you’ and his ‘really?’ when beth says she doesn’t want to be around rio [3.03 & 3.05]

beth + demanding rio’s attention by throwing things [1.09 & 3.10]

beth robbing rio VS ruby robbing stan [2.06 & 3.11]

beth & rio asking the other not to steal from them/hold a gun to their head [1.07 & 3.07]

beth + awkwardly smiling at rio [2.09 & 3.03]

rio telling beth she’s his girl VS beth telling the girls he isn’t her boy [3.03 & 3.10]

beth & rio  checking each other out as the other walks away [1.03 & 3.10]

beth & rio telling people to put their panties on [1.01 & 2.13]

beth telling rio to sit down VS someone telling beth to sit down [2.01 & 2.07]

beth asking annie if she checked her pocket vs annie asking ruby [1.05 & 3.11]

beth getting for rio & feeling good about herself + rio liking what he sees [3.08 & 3.09]

rio holding beths neck while he threatens her VS holding it while having sex with her [1.07 & 2.04]

pride&prejudice paired with good girls

pride&prejudice paried with good girls again

edits

the weeknd lyrics

billie eilish lyrics

sabrina claudio lyrics

camila cabello lyrics

lorde lyrics

taylor swift lyrics

season 1

episode 2

rio smashing a doll & looking at beth for her reaction

episode 5

rio and his perfect face being pretty

episode 8

big gif of beth looking pretty when she robs the spa

episode 10

rio surprising agent turner and the crime boss comes out

season 2

episode 1

big gif of rio touching beth’s chin

episode 4

brio bathroom break + small details

big gifs of the bathroom break

epsiode 5

turner telling beth he was wishing she robbed the shop

episode 9

beth & rio kiss

two big gifs of rio being nervous when beth invites him into her bedroom

season 3

episode 1

rio’s first scene back

6 gifs of rio in the first episode

rio & marcus reuniting

beth losing it with dean’s mom

episode 3

beth telling rio she’s pregnant

rio reminding beth when they last had sex

rio + being his worst self in the episode

big gif from beth looking pretty

episode 4

rio + being the crime boss

rio + inspecting beth’s money

beth + telling mick she has kids and mick not caring

reactions of both beth&rio when she tells him she isn’t pregnant

episode 5

rio & lucy dicussing his neck tattoo

rio & realising he can use lucy for help instead of beth

ruby asking annie if she’s in physical therapy for her running

rio + saying ma girl to lucy while looking at beth

rio offering the girls a ride while only staring at beth the entire time

beth telling rio that without her the money will look like his son made it

dean saying he really wants beth to stay away from rio

big gif from rio being pretty and smiling

big gif of annie with a bird

episode 6

rio telling beth she’s business with 2 scenes from season 3 where he looks at her soft (where shes not just business)

episode 7

annie saving ruby’s life and ruby hating it

big gif from beth side eyeing max as he shoots

episode 8

beth making rio laugh with her ottoman joke

rio checking beth out then trying his hardest not to look at her again

rio saying pop it

beth talking to rio to ’try’ to save boomers life

beth looking at money and the fbi realising it’s a women making the money

ruby and stan discussing one of them being good

big gifs from the ottoman joke scene

episode 9

beth, rio & mick promo scene

beth & rio making eyes at each other in the promo

rio asking beth to take out a gun

rio + looking back at beth

rio + looking pretty and smiling at beth

episode 10

rio watching beth dance

rio reminding beth she doesn’t have a mattress

rio being pretty in a hoodie

mick asking beth if he can stop at ihop

rio & mick speaking spanish while ignoring beth

massive gif of rio looking at beth smiling

episode 11

rio smiling

mick mentioning his hot tub & rio staring at him afterwards

big gif from beth pouting as she pushes a box to rio

random

manny montana takes part in the NBC guessing game

manny montana + giving out puppy advice

manny montana being pretty with gifs of his hands

good girls survey results

christina's birthday post

congratulations on a season 4

brio bar scene analysis

the girls being their worst self + badass moments

mick + being iconic

#my gif-sets #* #why have i made SO many #i need to do more beth gifsets i am so sorry #rio has SO many..... stop me #this is cr*ckhead energy omg #i have so many more gifsets to make hahaha #will updated this every time i gif so it's always up to date!

[anistarrose]

Gravity Falls episodes but with titles like Percy Jackson chapters

(for no reason other than I saw version of this for another fandom, and thought it sounded like fun)

Season 1:

1. We Learn Some Fun New Uses For Leaf Blowers

2. Getting to Know the Local Hillbilly

3. Stan Loses His Head

4. We Meet Stan’s Archnemesis

5. At Long Last, the Time for the Lamby-Lamby Dance Arrives

6. Not Sure What Else You Expected A Multi-Bear to Look Like

7. The Shack Hosts a (Definitely Not Birthday) Party

8. Nic Cage Has Nothing On the Mystery Twins

9. I Knew Carnival Games Were All Rigged, But This is Ridiculous

10. Dipper Finds the Ultimate Cheat Code

11. Stan Keeps Mentioning His Reflection and Showing Up In Scenes With Mirrors, I Wonder if This is Foreshadowing

12. Wendy and Robbie Go To a Not S+P Approved Party While We Try Not to Get Eaten Alive

13. Someone Really Needs to Talk to the Author About Sentence Structure

14. We Fall Into a Wormhole, and No One is Really That Alarmed

15. Soos Becomes Liberator of Inflatable Waterfowl

16. Stan Takes a Long and Thoughtful Look At Some Glasses

17. Have You Stocked Up on Gold and Canned Meat for the Apocalypse Yet?

18. An Outing With Stan, McGucket, and Other Dinosaurs

19. Gideon Gets a Craving For Some Very Evil Nachos

20. Are Vending Machines Always That Spacious?

Season 2:

21. Dipper Gets Some FBI Agents Killed (Is That a Federal Crime?)

22. The Man From the Bean Can

23. Say No To Mini-Golf Rivalries, Kids

24. Dipper Gets Socked

25. Possessiveness, Possessing Animatronics, and Other Warning Signs of an Unhealthy Relationship

26. We Learn About the Dark Art of Claymation (And Other Fun Adventures)

27. From Robes to Banjos: The Toot-Toot McBumbersnazzle Origin Story

28. We Unlock Soos’s Tragic Backstory

29. Mabel Drugs Some French Fries

30. Dipper Becomes a Real Ghost Harasser (Just Like On TV!)

31. Oops, Those FBI Agents Didn’t Die After All

32. Foreshadowing? More Like Ford-shadowing!

33. The Shack Exceeds Maximum Nerd Capacity

34. Stan Has a Lightbulb Moment

35. Mabel Abolishes the Electoral College And Everyone is Happy Except the Unicorn

36. We Take a Much-Needed Vacation

37. Ford Has a Magnetic Personality

38. Gideon Goes Mad Max

39. We Burst a Very Big Bubble

40. Bill is a Fan of Dr. Strangelove

#gravity falls #dipper pines #mabel pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #gideon gleeful #rosalia writes misc

[riricitaa]

one last peek 🙈😁🤭😌 

undercover FBI agent x Gang leader AU / Epilogue 

(few words under the cut) 👇👇

I want to thank each and everyone who was there since the start of this series, thank you so much for all the likes, reblogs, comments, tags, messages and the support you’ve shown me! It was such an amazing experience (since this is the first time I make such thing, and I hope it won’t be the last)!

a big shout out to @musette22 @wintersoldier1989 and @kazablanka96 for keeping up with me and giving me ideas and helping me when I don’t know what to do ♥

Thank you to everyone who kept asking for updates each time I post a part! 

And a big thank you to Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan for having this chemistry that makes all their characters shippable with one another lol 

and here are the links for all the parts ♥

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] [Part 6] [Part 7] [Part 8] [Part 9] [Part 10]

#may we meet again #stucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #stucky au #stucky edit #stucky edits #stucky gifs #my edit #my gifs #mine #chris destroyer #destroyer #ari levinson #the red sea diving resort #chris evans #sebastian stan

[pynkhues]

What’s you top 5 unpopular good girls ships?

I am eternally blessed, anon, because all my ships for Good Girls are pretty popular, haha. I’m all about Beth x Rio, Ruby x Stan, Dean x Suffering, Boomer x Grievous Bodily Harm! Even my non-canon ships like Annie x Nancy or Annie x JT are pretty popular! 

So instead, I’m offering you five crack ships and I’ve written the scenarios where I think they could work, because I am a glutton for punishment, haha. One of them I actually want to write, but I’m not going to say which, because I don’t want anyone to peer pressure me into writing it, hahaha. (I have way too many WIPs!)

Below a cut to save your feeds.

1. Krystal x Lucy

Okay, SO, I accidentally wrote them into the pornstar au, and ever since the thought came to me, it’s latched on like a parasite! I love the thought of them both having someone in their corner in the way that we sort of know they don’t? Lucy really needed somebody who could fight for her and was more clued into the world than either herself or Max, and Krystal pretty clearly needs someone who’s kind to her. Plus Krystal would edge out some of Lucy’s cutesyness, while Lucy would ground Krystal, and idk! I just think they’d be cute!

Okay, scenario though – I’m thinking the Hill’s have a Christmas party. Lucy and Max have recently broken up and Beth feels bad for her, so invites her to be her plus-one (or, well, plus seventh after Rio and the kids), and the gesture’s a nice one, but Beth is instantly distracted by helping Ruby get the food out or with Jane and Marcus inevitably causing havoc, and so Lucy ends up wallflowering, watching everyone else just - - know each other, right? 

And maybe Krystal sees her and maybe she’s a few drinks in already, so it’s not like it takes much to grab another cup of spiked eggnog and tumble against the wall beside Lucy. And maybe it’s awkward at first, because Lucy’s sort of weird, but maybe Krystal kind of likes that, and maybe Lucy compliments Krystal’s ugly snowman earrings, and Krystal really does think Lucy’s reindeer sweater is cute, and maybe Lucy falls a little in love when Krystal sings bawdy Christmas songs, her arm slung over Ruby’s shoulder, and Krystal falls a little in love when Lucy is unfairly good at drunk pictionary, and maybe it feels like they’ve known each other a lot longer than a night (and maybe they want to make sure they will). 

2. Mick x Mary Pat. 

Okay, okay, okay. Hear me out. 

So it finally happens. Rio finds out who Mary Pat is, what she’s done – that she’s Beth’s rotten egg – and y’know, Rio isn’t playing around anymore. He wants to send Beth a message, and what better way to do that than to handle the third person she couldn’t after Turner and Boomer? So he sends Mick off with an order.

And so Mick watches for a few days – keeps an eye on her schedule, her routine, carving out a plan to handle her as smoothly as possible (he’s not Rio after all, he doesn’t hand guns to women he’s just kidnapped, y’know?) – and starts to get a sense of her. Sure, maybe he feels a little bad. She has a lot of kids, y’know? And always seems pretty frazzled, at the end of her rope, but sort of sweet. She goes to church, sings in a choir, makes pancakes from a box, sure, but she adds both choc chips and blueberries which is a pretty good combo, and maybe it’s hard to believe she’s swept up in all of this, but then it was hard to believe Mrs Boland and that sweet girl from Paper Porcupine had been too. 

Still, Mick knows what he’s doing, y’know? 

He’s not Rio. He’ll finish the job.

So he steals into her house late at night, moving down to her bedroom, intending to take her outside, handle her away from the kids at least, when suddenly a wild Mary Pat appears! Brandishing a huge knife. 

Mick staggers back! Alarmed, and Mary Pat thrusts it at him, knowing exactly how long he’s been watching her and what does he think she is??? NEW to this??? She worked with the FBI! Okay, not --  not worked with them, but y’know, an agent was on her case for a while, and Mary Pat is not as stupid as her Uncle Larry told her that one time, and okay, Mick thinks, staggering back into his seat, eyes fixed on the knife Mary Pat is waving around at him. 

You wanna talk this out? 

It’s the wrong thing to say, because no, she doesn’t especially, and they just sort of stare at each other for a minute, trying to figure out what happens next when Billy wakes up and trots down the hallway, and he’s had a bad dream about the bad man, and for a minute, Mick thinks he’s talking about him, but then Mary Pat says something about how Boomer won’t ever step foot in this house again, and with the way she’s holding that knife, Mick is inclined to believe her. 

And then, well, Billy asks for pancakes. 

So that’s how Mick ends up eating pancakes with Mary Pat and three of her four kids at 2 in the morning, and y’know, he’s not a total asshole. He’s going to stay and help her clean up afterwards, and maybe it’s sort of nice, now that she’s put the knife down (although it is still in reaching distance, and honestly, he respects that), now that his gun’s back in his pants. 

And well, he can’t exactly kill a woman who just made him pancakes, so he figures next time, only next time, Mary Pat’s already cooking, and then the time after that, she’s already set him a plate, and maybe the time after that, she kisses him, and maybe the time after that, he kisses her first, and at least when Rio asks, Mick can just give him a look, because it isn’t like he doesn’t have his own batshit crazy mother of four he can’t kill. 

3. Rhea x Phoebe. 

So, y’know. Phoebe’s good at her job. 

Phoebe knows how to do a stakeout, to keep tabs, to collect intel. She revels in every part of the chase, every part of the puzzle, every part of the game of it all, because she knows that what she’s doing is right, she’s cleaning up the streets! Making the world a better place! But - - okay, she’ll be the first to admit that she already finds her marks exhausting.

Not so much Hill and Marks. They’re sort of fun to keep tabs on (and lowkey, Phoebe really does maybe daydream sometimes about what it might be like to sit on the couch and watch bad reality shows with them, drinking cheap wine and creamy, herb crusted cheeses). Even Boland is kind of awesome when she’s not with him. 

Because the thing is, as soon as Boland and the Big Kahuna are together, everything just gets a little - - hm. What’s the word for it? 

(”Nothing like watching a crime lord pull pigtails,” Henry had said on one stakeout, headphones on as they’d watched from afar as Big Kahuna had swung in close to Boland, said something that made her flush red and try to stamp on his foot. “Can’t wait until they graduate to passing notes. At least then there might be something we can use.”) 

And, well. It’s not like he’s wrong.

So maybe she starts to get bored of watching the highschool antics of them (as has everyone else, she thinks, if the looks on their faces is anything to go by - including the hitman clearly trying to take one, or both of them out [and please, a little part of Phoebe thinks, watching as Big Kahuna drags a finger across the back of Boland’s knuckles, and Boland wait until he’s gone to order the most expensive liquor in the bar to Big Kahuna’s tab]). Maybe that makes her dig a little deeper. 

Maybe that’s how she finds herself watching an under-9′s soccer game in a fold-out chair beside Big Kahuna’s baby mama. (She tells her she’s researching, so it’s not technically a lie, even if the cover of starting to coach a team of her own in the fall is a thin one).

And okay, maybe they hit it off. Which is kind of cool, Phoebe thinks, because it turns out Rhea is kind of cool (how she put up with Big Kahuna is a total mystery to her), and y’know, she’s actually pretty? LIke, pretty pretty. And nice, and totally normal, and maybe they get a coffee after the game, and catch a movie on the weekend, and maybe sometimes Phoebe forgets to fish about Big Kahuna at all, but that’s an easy mistake to make, and maybe Henry gives her a Look when he hears about it, but it’s nothing, Phoebe thinks.

She’s just doing her due diligence. 

Being thorough, y’know? 

I mean, who even knows when information could come out, and Phoebe’s just laying the groundwork anyway, she thinks, watching the line of Rhea’s neck, the purse of her lips, blinking rapidly when Rhea leans across the table, the curve of her breast visible beneath the thin fabric of her shirt, and says: “I know you’re a fed.” 

And Phoebe splutters as Rhea keeps leaning forwards. 

“I’m not going to tell you anything about him.” 

And what can Phoebe say except okay, something in her chest tightening at - - at what, Phoebe has no idea. Just knows that Rhea’s so close she can feel the other woman’s breath on her cheek.  

“I just want to be clear about that,” she tells her. “If we’re going to do this.” 

And Phoebe blinks, owlish at Rhea, pulse rapid and mouth dry as she asks: “Do what?” 

And well, it turns out Phoebe likes Rhea even more when she’s kissing her.

4. Greg x Dr. Josh.

Okay, so maybe two things happen. 

Maybe it’s a party of something when Annie finally turns around and tells Greg about kissing her therapist, and honestly, Greg shouldn’t be surprised. This is what Annie does, after all, and telling her off never really gets him anywhere, so he pours them both another drink, and - - sure, maybe another. 

Then maybe a few more. 

Because it’s just like they’re in this loop, y’know? Him and her. Like she fucks up and it’s not like she expects him to clean up after her (he’s not Beth), but it’s like there’s something in Annie where she needs him to know about it, and that just really gets to him sometimes, because like, Annie’s not his responsibility just because they have a kid together. Besides, he has Nancy now, so it’s not like he needs Annie, and even thinking about Nancy sort of makes him want to go and find her, so then he’s drunkenly stumbling around this party, looking for that cape of perfect blonde hair, and okay, maybe that’s when the second thing happens.

Annie. Nancy. Closet. Necking. Maybe a shirt’s off? There’s a lot of like - - like mouths and hand stuff and Greg slams the door shut and maybe goes and lies on the grass outside for a while. 

And okay, maybe it’s not a surprise either. Maybe this is also what Annie does too, but still, he stews on it, and then stews on it some more, and so what if he interrogates Ben for this therapist’s address, because like - - hadn’t Annie been going to him for months? How could this guy make everything worse. 

And sure, maybe storming into the guy’s office, drunk on anger this time instead of beer, isn’t the best idea, but he’s just - - pissed, y’know? And maybe he yells at the guy about where he gets off, kissing patients. Making his patients kiss his wife, and okay, the guy’s pale at first, but then is sort of nice, and they sit on the beanbags and talk for a bit about Hurricane Annie, and actually, he’s finished work for the day, so maybe they should go get a beer or whatever? 

And maybe later, when Josh drops a nervous hand to his knee and awkwardly closes the distance between them, when Greg’s kissing back, he does sort of wonder if he and Annie won’t always be pulling from the same pool. 

5. Turner x Noah. 

Come on. We all saw s2. There’s no way Turner didn’t offer a, ahem, hand to help Noah get over Annie. 

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