tease tidbit tuesday <3
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have a long tease from hoa eddie, where eddie's grossly in love with buck's big tits and honestly i can't blame him
Eddie sighs, turns around, and nearly runs right into Buck’s big, naked, hairy chest.
“Eddie—”
“Where’s your shirt?”
Buck blinks. “I was mowing the yard and I got hot,” he replies, shrugging sheepishly.
He wants to bitch at Buck for mowing the yard, for taking his shirt off and getting grass all over himself, for inadvertently causing a scene because his big fat bleeding heart always seems to get him in trouble, but it’s Buck, sweet and stubborn and soft Buck, and he’s standing in front of Eddie, bare-chested and sweaty and a little breathless with blue eyes so large and wide and childlike, expecting Eddie to be upset when he’s not, not in the slightest, and all Eddie can do is smile and undo the snaps on his button down when he realizes Buck’s shivering, cold and clammy now that the sun has set. He has another shirt beneath, anyway.
“Grass is worse than sand, Buck,” he says, handing his shirt over. “Put this on. You’ll want to shower as soon as you can, so just stay the night again. I’ve got a load of your clothes in the dyer.”
Buck does as he’s told, pulling on the button down. It’s a size too small, dragging across his broad shoulders and barreled chest; the buttons stretch open over his torso, giving Eddie a peak of the curly hair between his tits, and his nipples are hard, tiny nubs beneath the fabric that draw Eddie’s attention, and he licks his lips. He’s seen Buck shirtless a hundred times before, sure, but he never realized how huge Buck’s tits really were until now, so big beneath his shirt they stick out like actual boobs.
He wonders how heavy they’d feel in his hands, if Buck would make pretty sounds when he squeezed the fat or pinched his nipples till they’re red and swollen.
Huh. That’s new.
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im gonna be so honest I haven't been this creatively inspired in years. every two days I think of a new thing that completely-- and I mean completely -- takes over my life, and then I think of something else that makes me just as much insane. I'm not even mad that I'm starting all these projects and dropping them because they're such good projects to fall back on if I'm bored or frustrated with the current one. I'm changing hyperfixations like I'm playing in a single-man show and I have to change outfits. I feel so alive.
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Another Muppets song on my list to somehow work into MBS: "Movin' Right Along"!! (I know it's a bit late and nobody cares, but I really wanted to do it)
I think this would be a song the kids do some of their Season 2 travel montage to. Not all of it, since there's also plot important stuff that has to happen, but definitely some of it!
Here is the original song, and here is a cover that I also like. (It moves a bit faster)
Some notes: I get that in Season 2 it's kind of tense and serious, what with Mr. Benedict and Number Two kidnapped and the kids running around Europe unsupervised. However. This is a Muppet Movie. People are barely capable of being serious for more than five seconds. Please keep that in mind as this song is very silly.
Constance very begrudgingly says her lines in a slightly sing-song voice, barely differentiable from speaking. In the parts where it lists all of the kids, she is just half-heartedly lip-syncing, or rolling her eyes at the others.
Sticky is trying very hard to keep track of the maps/train schedules this whole time. He is usually the one pointing the direction they should be going/correcting them if they get lost.
Reynie and Kate are the best roadtrip sing-along buddies. Every now and again Reynie will stop singing because he's trying to keep the group on track, but he is also having a lot of fun with Kate.
Kate would be the one driving the car, if that was feasible/what was actually happening. This is a very contextless and unfounded statement but I believe you need it in order to properly visualize their travel dynamic.
Reynie:
Movin' right along in search of more clues and good news
Kate:
With good friends you can't lose
This seems to be a habit!
Sticky, holding up the train passes:
Opportunity knocks once let's reach out and grab it
Reynie:
(yeah!)
Together we'll nab it
Kate:
We'll hitchhike, bus or yellow cab it!
Constance:
(Cab it?)
All:
Movin' right along
Kate & Reynie:
Footloose and fancy-free
Getting there is half the fun, come share it with me
All, with Kate on sound effects:
Moving right along (doog-a-doon doog-a-doon)
Sticky:
We'll learn to share the load
Constance:
Don't we need a map to keep this show on the road?
Kate:
Movin' right along, we've found a life on the highway
Reynie:
And your way is my way
Sticky:
So trust my navigation
Kate:
Mr. B and Number Two, we're coming to find you
We're following the clues
Constance:
It's sad that you still think we're going to get there
Reynie:
Constance!
Constance:
You already roped me into the rhyming scheme once,
I'm not doing it again
All, with Kate on sound effects:
Movin' right along (doog-a-doon doog-a-doon)
Tell me, which train now?
Sticky, grabbing her arm as she walks toward the wrong one:
No, not that one, it's set to visit Moscow
All, with Kate on sound effects, and still thoroughly enjoying it:
Movin' right along (doog-a-doon doog-a-doon)
Kate, to Reynie and Sticky:
You take it, you know best
Constance, in the background as the others confer:
I still believe this is hopeless
Reynie, trying to move past Constance's snark:
Movin' right along we're truly birds of a feather
Kate, slinging an arm around his shoulders:
We're in this together
Sticky, joining in with an upbeat tone:
And we know where we're going
Reynie:
Teamwork got us here, I really think we can do it!
Kate:
There's no reason to quit!
Constance:
Unless you count all of the danger
Kate:
Not helping
Reynie:
Movin' right along,
Hey, what does that sign say?
Sticky:
It says we're near the border, there's a customs delay
Kate:
Moving right along
Reynie:
(Thanks, Sticky)
Footloose and fancy-free
Kate:
I think we're getting close
Sticky:
We've made it to Germany!
Together, celebrating that they've made it so far:
Movin' right along
Movin' right along
Movin' right along
Movin' right along
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