#i spent too long on this stupid shitpost

[hellandholywater]

Ineffable Wetlands Critters

Ok, but what if Crowley was an alligator and Aziraphale was an albino alligator, and they had a meetcute at the aquarium...

#good omens #I went to the aquarium a few days ago #the good omens brainrot has risen to new lows #omg there was only one enclosure... #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale/crowley #aziracrow #good omens memes #good omemes #I spent way too long on this stupid meme #good omens shitpost

[puppetyaoi]

oka y

#s4m #smile for me game #smile for me #millie coulro #putunia mollar #tim tam #shitpost #cw swearing #i spent way too long on this #this is stupid sorrry #fanart

[thebusytypewriter]

When your temporary vessel is getting too cozy with your brother's former witness, which distracts her from her duties while you're stuck in eternal gay baby jail, so you need to remind her who's the god here

#oh hush salem #please laugh i spent too long on this stupid shitpost #cult of the lamb #Tri-God AU #cotl the one who waits #cotl narinder #oc: kaliaphra #oc: pana #<- both mentioned

[bastard-of-a-bog-being]

#my present feelings right now #comics #my comic #shitty comic #doodles #shitpost #crazy year #stupid stuff #dumb doodles #comic #funny comic #bad art #i spent way too long on this dumb doodle in my notes app so I’m making you all look at it #march 1 #March 1st #it’s only March #it’s been a year

[avephelis]

Now that we're entering into 2024, I'm asking some artists and writers that I follow:

1) What is the one piece you're most proud of from this past year?

2) What are some pieces that you would have liked more people to see? If you can include links, I'd love to go check them out!

3) What were your top three favorite pieces (art, comics, fics, etc) that someone else has made this past year?

(As always, no pressure to respond! Feel free to just ignore, or let me know if you'd rather I not send you these kinds of asks in the future.)

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK I LOOOOVE ATTENTION

ermmm don'tknow... maybe the ghibli study i did with tamper? really proud of that one (lots of detail and very different from my usual style with the thin lineart!). but ALSO doing a two for one because i finally posted one of my stupid shitpost animations this year and i think i peaked with hate criming leonardo ninja turtle.

MY DND NPC GAYBOY i'm super fond of that piece (but understandably my oc art doesn't get as many notes lol). also technically scottie's post but embryo magical girl lives in my head forever... OH! and the spidersona mass attack i did for artfight i spent forever on that.

GYAHH I DUNNO THERE'S SO MANY... @sodaquail's to your joy i tether comes to mind that fic changed my brain chemistry i think. umm jaime @routeriver's fucking everything (LOOK AT THIS SHIT. LOOK AT IT.) and jay @oh-lordy-lord-save-me's everything (amazing times a million billion). AND! scottie @wiiwarechronicles always forever but also the drawing he did of my ocs is soo.. aaugh.. AND @cpunkhobie's RONIN PLURAL AU FUCKING IN MY BRAIN FOREVER. there's way more than that but this is getting super long lmao

i think 2023 was a great year with art for me. super excited about 2024!! all the best for everyone reading this too!!

#SO SORRY IF ANYONE DOESNT LIKE @s. i just think all your works are absolutely incredible and i love them so much and need you to know that. #but if anyone wants me to un-@ them just lmk i dont wanna overstep any boundaries #THANKYOU AGAIN FOR THE ASK !!! it makes me so proud that you think of me as a somewhat notable artist lmao :^) #asks

[oddball-in-the-scarf]

yo guys look i found a secret cut of loser baby and it's much better like omg

i spent way too long making this stupid shitpost and i can't believe i forgot to upload it

#a post of mine #jokeposting #idk if i wanna post this in the actual show tags cuz the fanbase scares me and i am not really a fan of it #should i just put it in like #hazbin critical #? #sure why not maybe the folks there may like this xDD

[lordoftablecloths]

vent post i guess i dont know i just wanted to write stuff down instead of just go ing to bed and crying over it you can just scroll past it

im fine im sane im noramal im so unbleiveably cringe ,, the only person i have irl- fuck, or even online for that matter- to show the dumbass things i write is my silly little dumbass younger brother who doesn;t understand what im trying to get at and i guess its not his fault, i seriously doubt he's spent unhealthy amounts of time making various short scenerios in his head about charcters he came up with and eventually trying to give them a story and write little things about them in google docs because where else am i supposed to put this and its just ,, he doesnt know wht im trying to do and i dont know how to explain it to him because the "history" i gess behind it is so fucking complicated by now that these characters arent even the same characters as they were when i originally created them, other than some physical attributes and their names and he just knows them as the random cringe shit i made up in middle school but so many years have passed by now that these stupid fuckers whose only purpose to serve is to make me stop remembering that i exist and ive gotten too attatched to them because who else was i supposed to get attatched to when i was going through an identity crisis at the time- and, quite frankly, still fucking am- and it was so much easier to pretend i dont exist and just project my flaws and insecurities and underlying subconcsious thoughts into these charactes that no one knows about except me and oh god im just created a long ass vent post on tumblr that no one's going to read and no one understands the story behind fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck whatever ill go ahead and post this unfinished thing because no one's going to get it either way ill probably delete it later if it doesnt get buried under reblogs

dont think too much about this i just got sad because my brother was giving me a bunch of criticism on an outline of a story i was working on- which is fair, i need to take criticism- but he only knows the characters in it as their semi-formed cringe versions so i chickened out half way and now i feel bad because i was really proud of this thing for the whopping span of like one day before i decided to show it to another human person instead of letting it rot away inside of me like i usually do and now i feel bad about my writing skills

im trying so hard to just take his words with a grain of salt because this kid does not have nearly as much experience with writing as i do, but i feel like im copying too many of my inspirations (DnD, generic fantasy story about defeating evil creature, silly tropes, etc,,) which sucks because that was just like the first two pages of the outline and theres nine fucking pages and like the second half of it was what i put the most effort into and i felt like the ideas were really origianl but i could make myself let him naturally get to that part of the outline because i was starting to feel really bad and wieerd and oh god he is looking at ideas i havent ever expressed to another human person even though i am very familaiar with because i came up with them and they havebeen in my head for at least a year or two by now and have been haunting me ever since so instead of skipping ahead to the parts that were really good in my opinion but would have made no sense without context i just told him to piss off i gues s

i dont know. i feel dumb. i feel stupid. ive put so much effort into this stuff and the concept that ive been wasting my time feels like too heavy of a weight to handle. god none of this porbobably nmakes any sense ,,,,,,,,, i guess this is why i feel miserable when the fanart and shitpost memes i post get a comically larger audience and attention than the art relating to my silly goofy ocs, because these stupid fucking characters are all thats keeping me going . call me cringe, but is it still cringe if the concept that maybe i too can be around people that love me and instead of having to like me in spite of my faults love me for them keeps me from fucking killing myself is it still cringe?

if a tree falls in a forest and no one's around, does its fall even make a sound? (shit piss fuck sorry i dont remember the original quote and all i can remember is tha t one line from that one musical i dont remember what it was)

if an autistic moron that cant even talk to a cashier without having a panic attack makes a universe full of fictional characters of his own cfreation then an alternate universe, then several alternate universes, then a spin off from that original universe and etc etc but its all just on google fucking docs and no where else except deleted excerpts from a dead wattpad account, did he ever even create anything at all?

its pointless. its all so fucking pointless. its a waste of time. why do i do this at all. its so fucking pointless. it makes no fucking sense. you cant just make a story with characters in it, then make a fucking fantasy au of that universe with the same characters but with different designs and wildly different personalities and then make a whole fucking complicated lore-filled story about the fantasy au version while the original universe's story is still left mostly unfinished like forget about a first draft of the text i havent even finished the first ddraft of the outline yet buckarooooooo

okay fuck you guys thats all i want to tell you im going to go pretend to myself to try to go to sleep and then cry now

#vent #i guess #sorry for saying fuck you guys yall are the only keeping me together and making me feel like i have any importance at all #long post

[boyghouled]

hello!!!!

Oh my god....hi everyone!?!?! I don’t know if you remember me or if I even have any active followers left but ffff!!! It’s been 5 whole years since I posted on here!! It’s Max!!! I used to be a massive Manics fanboy and an all round angsty c*nt, who loved to compare his toxic relationship to Peter and Carl. 

I’ve just spent a good hour looking through my archive which led me to writing this. I guess I just wanted to say hi - although it’s been so long I can’t remember anyone I used to connect with on here - and give an update on my life right now.

The last time I posted, I was in my first year of uni and at that time, I felt as if I was entering a new phase of my life, hence the gradual decrease in interest in my blog. Turns out, I absolutely was growing out of it, and it did do me the world of good to wane off. I’ve just been looking back through my personal blog and seeing all the shit I used to post.....I was so angry and obnoxious about everything. I hated my parents for no reason, and I thought the entire world was against me. It’s pretty embarrassing. 

I’d like to think I’ve grown tremendously since that last post. I am now 25. I graduated university with a first-class degree, met my fiance who is the love of my life and who I live with, and got a job as a lecturer of English Literature at a post-16 college! It’s still absolutely unbelievable to me, especially since I do still very much relate to my younger self from 5 years ago. I know he would be absolutely in disbelief too - he didn’t think he’d live until he was 25, let alone be a fully qualified teacher of his favourite subject. 

But he, we, did live, and I managed to get on testosterone (over 4 years on it now) and get top surgery! All while doing teacher training and getting to grips with living in a new city. Surgery was absolutely life changing. I remember all the selfies I used to take with my binder on, pretending I had a flat chest. We made it, kid ❤️

To this day I still hold so much tenderness for Tumblr. It moulded me into who I am and was such a beacon of community and light in tough times. It was where I could express my passions and interests, love music and bands without judgement, and find people like me who could relate to my struggles. 

I know for sure I won’t post again after this, but I am absolutely keeping this blog up for as long as possible. I never want to lose record of the most integral and important part of my formative years. I want to thank every single account who ever read my stupid shitposts, tolerated my Manic Street Preachers imagines (I still can’t believe I used to run that account) and all the other cringey shit I used to reblog. 

Please don’t hesitate to say hi, even if we never talked or weren’t close - it would be great to catch up with some familiar accounts again! 

Max xxxx

[sixamese-simblr]

Check-in Tags!

I was tagged by @13deadendlane to do check-in tags! Thanks so much <3

Why did you choose your url?

I wanted to do something with Sixam and a bunch of other ones were already in use, so this is kinda the one I was stuck with because I thought was reasonably different from the ones people were actively using.

How long have you been on tumblr?

That's classified information! Let's just say that I had a different account that got a lot of usage before 2018.

Do you have a queue tag?

No, I can't be arsed to tag them. I only usually queue gameplay posts and people will get that they're queued when they're released 4 per day at regular intervals. I don't care that what someone's posting by queue and neither should my followers. If you want to know when I'm awake and using Tumblr no you don't. I'll reply to your inbox within 1-4 business days.

Why did you start your blog in the first place?

I wanted to post the very first version of the Sixam challenge rules on the MTS forums but the mods were being stupid about really lame details so I decided this would be a better place. I was right.

Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

I made a post at some point where the then-current colony queen Grubbenvorst was at a birthday party, thought it was a fun picture and never bothered to change it since.

Why did you choose your header?

I spent dozens of minutes on the hood icon for Planet Birch, I'd better use it!

What’s your post with the most notes?

I create quality memes that are 2 years late with extremely crunchy images, OK?

How many mutuals do you have?

There's... a way to count that? I'm not doing data analysis in my spare time. Well, I take that back. Not on this particular problem.

How many followers do you have?

512 on my main! My most followed sideblog is a meme bot I run, with 1,567 followers. Good luck finding which one it is <3.

How many people do you follow?

695

Have you ever made a shitpost?

We post quality here.

How often do you use tumblr each day?

Too much. It's my main social media.

Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? Who won?

No :(

How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

Hate them. I feel like they've gotten less prominent so they feel sort of vintage now, but still hate them. Or maybe I've just curated my feed to have fewer people that reblog those? Idk man.

Do you like tag games?

I love being tagged, but I don't have a good idea on which people I'm on good enough terms with to tag them so I don't like tagging people. Which I feel is part of the problem in getting tagged rarely.

Do you like ask games?

Please just interact with me

Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

Def @nerdyth and @jawusa are simblr famous, which is really the metric we're going by. There's a bunch more that are tumblr famous in my heart, no idea if they're simblr famous irl.

Tagging @nerdyth , @jawusa , @kaylynn-langerak , @roguebotanist , @berrysweetboutique , @sushigal007 , @mrbirchthebachelor a.k.a. a selection of the people people who are tumblr famous in my heart

#tag game #ramblings #why is my following count displayed like that? Idk but I like it

[weregreatatcrime]

AYO CAN I GET UHHHH number 9, 22, 24, 29, 30 and can i get some fries with that?

Ask meme here!

9: How much time do you spend drawing on an average day?

Very hard to say just because when I'm hyperfocused on art I might spend two hours a day or so and fill up like ten pages a day, but then go like two weeks without touching my sketchbook lol. Currently not in a drawing mood so iiiiii haven't actually touched it in a sec. Last thing I drew were maps for dnd

22: Are you confident that you’re improving steadily?

Absolutely. To a degree. I'm positive that I've always been improving in my art, except for my health crisis in 2021(? Ish) when I spent two years without picking up the pencil. Both for mental health reasons and because I literally couldn't hold one lmfao.

Getting back into art after that was hard. Having to train myself to hold a pencil was rough and my skill definitely suffered. I don't think I've gotten back up to where I was in skill before that time. Sometimes it's really, really frustrating. But also I've found that I've gone a bit of a different style since then as well, which I think is really cool and interesting. Some things I'm picking back up faster than others. Fuck, sometimes I SHADE my art now. I never used to do that lmao

24: Do you feel jealous when you see other people’s art, or inspired? (Be honest!)

Nope! My personal journey with art has taught me a lot about the technical skills that go into art. My personal problems being unable to draw for so long taught me how to sit back and stop thinking about what I can't do, but to admire what others Can. I don't get jealous of other people's art- I'm just in awe of it. It's amazing what different people can create with different skill and ability sets and I think there's something real fucking magical about that. Sometimes I use other people's art as inspiration, seeing little techniques I wanna try out, but overall... idk. Leaving art for the reasons I did gave me a much bigger appreciation for everything about it and I just can't find it in myself to compare art because everything is unique and amazing

29: For traditional artists: How do you usually start on a big piece? (Light sketch, colored lead, sketchpaper, etc)

I use a really cool red toned oil pencil from Faber Castel for my under sketches! Then I follow it up with just normal pencil lines. If I'm feeling spicy, I'll lightly shade or add deeper values with the red. I'm a simple lad. My art is almost entirely sketches and anatomy work because that's what I love to do

30: What inspires you to not just make art, but to be a better artist?

*points up to 24* All of that. My personal experiences have given me a pretty solid love of all artwork and it all inspires me.

Most of all? Collaborative work of any sort. Fandoms are considered collaborative work. Drawing things for my own writing. Drawing things for a friend's writing. Drawing OCs interacting. Shipping friends' OCs, with each other or Canon ships! Making stupid funny shitposts that haunt the collective mindscape for years to come. (I don't think the Trollhunters Fandom will ever forgive me for Thiccmar) Writing something that inspires someone to draw. Drawing something that inspires someone to write. Art trades. Are collabs. Countless role-playing. My friends who commission me to draw or write them the craziest shit that I have an absolute ball with. Just stuff that makes other people see it and go "I can play with these toys too!"

Collaborative work fuels my fucking soul and I love love love getting to do things with other people, when I have the capability of doing so

#my stuff #ask meme #ask #bloopsalot #this one got serious but eyyyyy #my person journey with art gets real fuckin dark for a solid two years #where i wss too terrified to pick up a pencil bevause of how fucking awful it is #to pick something up and try to hold it and completely fail #it was fucking awful and terrible and it hurt so i was too scared to even try #i spend months just working on my hands with writing worksheets and playing video games #before i would touch my sketchbook #because fuck man that shit terrified me #so my art journey is kinda dark but i came out the other motherfucking side bayby #tw depressing stuff #tw chronic illness

[lazy-cat-corner]

POV, you’re Mobius reviewing Loki’s footage

#i spent too long on this stupid shitpost #get in loser were going shitposting! #loki series spoilers #loki series #loki #mobius m mobius #lokitty #marvel #avengers #mcu #cats #lokiedit #loki edit #marveledit #loki shitpost #bad guy #song: billie eilish

[moonstone210]

warning: pretty nsfw but it's mostly censored

Kokichi: Am I pregant?

Mukuro: Am I pragnent?

Tenko: Am i pargant?

Sonia: Am i gregnant?

Ibuki: Am I pegnate?? Help!?

Nagito: Is there a possibly that I'm pegrent?

Sayaka: Am I pregegnant or am I okay?

Mikan: Could I be pregonate?

Angie: How do I know if I'M prengan?

Byakuya: Can I be prregnant????

Celeste: Can u get pregante...?

Kazuichi: Can u bleed while u are pergert?

Mondo: Can u down a 20 foot waterslide pegnat?

K1-B0: How can i get my gf pragnet?

Himiko: What happen when get pergenat?

Miu: How can a nineyear old get prangnet?

Kaito: Will my get prangan?

Sakura: What is the best time to s** to be come pregnart?

Gundham: Does any one know how many teens get bregant a year????

Chiaki: Are these systoms of being pregarnt?

Kaede: Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?

Toko: Is it possible having s** to a 8 months fregnant?

Ryoma: If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?

Nekomaru: My circle is nomal,but yet i still dont get peegnant.wat can i use.?

Mahiru: Has anybody got pergnut by just pre*** while using birth control?

Rantaro: Did most women FEEL pgrenant before find out?

Gonta: I am praganant last 5 week so can I start s**?

Kyoko: Dangerops prangent s**? will it hurt baby top of his head?

Akane: Me and my boyfriend are tying to get prefnat and j havent took my birth control in 12 days?

Chihiro: 38+2 weeks pregananant?

Tsumugi: I think my dog is pregernet???

Junko: Can i get prengt if he had a com*** on?

Hifumi: How long can u go being prognant to get a ab********?

Kiyotaka: I think I'm pretnet with my 14th child?

#i might regret this #danganronpa #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #super danganronpa 2 #danganronpa v3 #nsfw?? #how is prangent formed #incorrect quotes #this is so stupid #shitpost #not tagging them all #randomized #i spent too long on this

[rhysgore]

she’s had enough

#destiny #orin the lost #the drifter #he'll be fine dont worry #i spent too long on this stupid fuckin shitpost #cw blood #centipedefucker.png

[cowardnthief]

greek tragedy by the wombats:

mike: 👁👄👁

#this is so stupid #i thought of this at 3am and idk why i'm posting it #meme #shitpost #i swear this is going to get more notes than the post i spent wayy too long on about autistic sitcom characters #that's how it goes i guess #dumb little brain thought funnier than dumb little brain hyperfixation #niche meme #i guess #funny #humour #kinda #not really

[chasml]

#Mondo Oowada #Ishimondo #shitposting #I spent way too long on this stupid joke

[quetzalcactus]

Red Team Rookies/Ponytail Partnership on their first mission to find elbow grease and headlight fluid at the store

and if they have to search every store in the universe... they probably will...

#rvb locus #samuel ortez #agent carolina #red vs blue #rt #you might think that they wouldnt be stupid enough #but theyve got things to prove #if u ever find urself asking ‘’did i draw carolina too beefy’ #the answer is no #that girl is firmly between two burger buns #and she is not a condiment #i cannot believe i spent this long on a shitpost #op is an idiot #...a proud idiot #okay but dont look at the background for too long #its shit but i have things to do ://// #and i exhausted myself w the armour #and its 01:55 am and im tired #art #thnk u miss jepsen for helping me get through this....