#i simply will not

[eclipsesalign]

“Oh we’re a new and awesome website for hosting your art!”

Cool, can I register?

“Oh no not right now.”

Are there registration windows? Or codes?

“We open 10 registration slots every 8 hours :]”

What

“Yeah and the second it opens all the slots fill up immediately. Sorry, need to wait another 8 hours I guess.”

#i dont even care if the website is like shoddy or im not gonna use it eventually i just #WHY WOULD YOU DO IT LIKE THAT #Why am I fighting for my life to get into this thing surey your servers arent that at risk of being overloaded #or surely theres a less obtuse way to do this #a waitlist would be greaaaat #god i just wanted a better way to archive my art besides tumblr #AND SOMETHING THATS NOT ONE OF THOSE SHITTY TWITTER REPLACEMENTS #you cannot pay me to use bluesky (for now) #i simply will not

[hellscribbles]

Logically, canonically, Yikes would almost certainly have abs, but I absolutely refuse to draw them

#not art #screams from the void #yikes (affectionate) #despite that -2 con they're actually very athletic #however #i REFUSE to learn to draw abs #i simply will not #i will do so many difficult things to properly portray my little blorbo #learning ab anatomy is NOT one of them #they get nice shoulder muscles and that's IT #also i decided to start posting more of my vague character thoughts on main #i need to be less precious with my art blog lmao #so you'll be getting more text posts

[josefinemarch]

not the one who easily gets fomo or jealous but right now seeing swifties at opening weekend.. oh i’m ready to sell my soul

#my version #taylor swift #having to fight fot international tickets in the future #i simply will not

[badassque]

Tired of old white Christians telling me to read Dave Ramsey

#i simply will not

[overdramatics]

everywhere starting to require ID for everything. suck my dick

#i simply will not #i want to find somewhere specific #specifically to post the shit i sell because fuck depop and every service like it #depops starting to require ID so im not going to use it anymore

[ao3isalifeline]

someone told me i should recommend my fanfic through an authors note on my more popular works but like how can i tell them one was meant to be for funsies and fantasy while the other had raw emotions and was meant to be a safe space between the author and the reader

#ao3 fanfic #ao3 my beloved #ao3 #fanfic #i simply will not #ao3 writer #ao3 author #whoever stumbles upon a fanfic about a man killing them #emotionally will probably not read fantasy fiction

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....

[aaronstveit]

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

#'if i was orpheus i would simply' shut the fuck up #anyway #personal post #hit post

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

#thinking about the person i saw saying that if you're at a protest #and other protesters try to stop you from becoming violent you should just kill them bc 'peace police are still police' #even taken as hyperbole that's simply dumb as shit on every conceivable level #it's also pretty blatantly hypocritical coming from people who are usually self-avowed prison/death penalty abolitionists #like i'm sorry but you don't get to be a death penalty abolitionist and also call for the death of your political enemies online #this isn't a major issue or anything i'm just bored and annoyed

[cemeterything]

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

#🐉 #this is abt terror amc fitzy btw. nobody wants to fuck you you are annooooooying! #like i simply would not hit that you could NOT persuade me to endure it

[moregraceful]

Bought my uncle a burger and milkshake in exchange for letting me disrupt the holiest day of the week, NFL Sunday Football, so I could install a Pi-hole and free the household of ads...the thing abt the specific boomers I live with is they told me not to trust people on the Internet but they do not understand the algorithm or online advertising and think that Facebook has their best interests at heart. And every time I have tried to explain to them that no, blorbo from my dashboard is not selling my kidneys on the dark web but Google from your capitalism is definitely selling your web searches to every advertising company on the planet, they think I am paranoid. How could their personal friend Mark Zuckerberg want anything bad to happen to them etc. I am fighting battles I did not know existed!!!

#i simply. do not wish to see ads #anyway that took me and beryl 2 hours to set up DO NOT ask me anything #i was definitely better at linux systems when i was in high school lol #fresno oilers.txt

[shesnake]

full offence but I do NOT watch movies so I can "turn my brain off" I take this shit so seriously

#and I simply do not believe the majority of this industry and its criticism should cater to the kind of people who do!!!! #d #cin #okay this post has been misinterpreted by tumblr nerds in a way that is mostly harmless but still annoying I'm just gonna mute notifications

[iwasbored777]

We're not appreciating the Weird Barbie enough. It's said in the movie that she helps everyone who need help while they always see her as someone who's not as good as them. She was friends with all dismissed Barbies and Kens, was there to offer support and safe shelter for everyone who needed it in Kendom, without her nothing in the movie would've been alright. When Stereotypical Barbie calls her "ugly and unwanted" she still helps her.

She was representing a woman in women's world who was pushed aside by other women because she didn't fit in but still had more wisdom and kindness than everyone who thought they're better than her.

#weird barbie #barbie #Barbie movie #everyone looks at her as a queer person i see her as me I'm a straight person who got bullied simply for being different than the rest #but it's beautiful that we all see ourselves in her whatever our story is #cuz that's the point of characters like her

[mamawasatesttube]

BTW... PSA.... even if we arent mutuals if youre in my notes regularly theres a Very high chance i am still fond of you. yes im vaguing someones tags on the compliment the person u rbed this from post. but like. positive vaguing? THE POINT IS im weird abt following ppl but IM STILL SENDING U FOND VIBES...

#i have to acclimate myself into following people. first i have to spend a few days to weeks checking someones blog manually #and i cant follow too many new people in the same burst or else theres TOO MUCH new unfamiliarity on my dash #and i become a small and easily frightened beast alarmed by change #also im just....................... incredibly picky kjhsdkjjkdsj sometimes ppl i generally am :)! towards do occasionally rb #from someone who i want to throw bricks at. and then i cant follow them but im still :)! when i see them in notifs #and sometimes its just that im going AAAA!!! AAAA!!! and cant put more new things on my dash #or in some cases its someone im fond of seeing/chatting w whenever we have talked BUT they simply are also into stuff im not rly into #and i dont want it on my dash despite liking them as a person. etc. you know how it is #ALL OF WHICH TO SAY................... :)! #rimi talks

[xbainekox]

Just need the universe to know that if I am once again faced with a Sisyphean level challenge I will simply not do it and kill myself instead. So tread lightly.

#not depressed just sick and tired of this bullshit #I simply refuse to struggle more than I already am #I simply will not

[filmnoirsbian]

#i didn't grow up w pokemon spongebob or hsm so i simply never understand those memes #tcp #made unrebloggable bc too many people on this site are incapable of being normal on other peoples posts