Poseidon: Oh hey get a load of this one. It says "I secretly want to sleep with the goddess of agriculture. I think she's so hot~
Demeter: *sighs in annoyance*
Poseidon: Yeah get in line sweetie everyone wants to sleep with Dem, you ain't special.
Demeter: *shocked in disbelief*
Poseidon: Case in point raise your hand if you wouldn't be apposed to sleeping with Demeter?
*All of the Olympians (except for Dem's children) raise their hands*
Aphrodite: OH OH OH!! ME ME!!!
Demeter: Wha- HERA?!?!!
Hera: What!? Get a few stiff drinks in me and I'd toss that ass like a salad~
Demeter,*blushing and in shock*: YOU'D WHAT, MY WHAT, LIKE A WHAT?!?!
Poseidon: Artemis. Put your hand up your lying. I know you're into older woman.
Artemis: I only love Athena. You idiot.
Poseidon,*rips Demeter's shirt open to reveal her cleavage*: huh huh~
Demeter: De- wha-
Athena:*spits out her water*
Hecate,*blushing*: oh my lord...
Artemis: ... *reluctantly raises hand* Tch! This is stupid.
Poseidon: YEAH! That's what I thought!!
Demeter,*buttoning up her shirt*: YOU ALL ARE MISERABLE PERVERTS!!!!!!
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I can't express how much I love dolly parton like, she's my soul she's so pretty and sweet and her voice is like angels ringing Christmas bells on a cold winter morning but you're inside a warm log cabin with some hot cocoa and a cat purring on your lap omg I'm so gay. Please dolly your hand in marriage. Plus dollywood has a calming room for people with autism that might get overloaded with all of the things. And it's not just a room too it has nice chairs and toys and even headphones.
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Who doesn’t love a sexy vampire lady??? And her daughter, my dnd character Desde ✨
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Kyoka Maki
Ah, got it, the hot sniper.
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(My) 🐉🌸 according to the whispering public:
"Poor girl, doomed to be that devil's pet. At least he seems to favor her much... She must be especially good at warming his bed."
"What are you talking about? If I get to live in luxury without having to work a day in my life, I'd even bark and roll over like a dog, haha!"
How they actually are:
🐉: "Beloved... I hear the ice cream truck."
🌸: "Alright, go get my purse."
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"Canon Link would never 🙄 He wants to just roam!1!"
Canon Link: I hope my sweet princess graces me with her beautiful voice today. How I wish to see her smile. I need to live up to her feelings
What's that, princess? You need research materials? gives an excess amount of what she asked for
You want my hairtie? Sure! Everything I own is yours
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