#i need to build this desk

[secondbeatsongs]

me, in winter: I am a hermit. I am an exhausted creature, hibernating until the springtime. leave me to my dark cave, my hidden nest of blankets, where I will sit in darkness until the birds awaken the forest with their sweet song

me, after experiencing exactly one (1) ray of sunshine: oh! is this an awakening? a new day? I am going to tear apart my entire living space! I need fresh air! clear out the cobwebs! I feel like I could do anything, like laundry, or building my own furniture! yes. that's it. I will build my own furniture!

#yeah so today moved very quickly from #''I could sleep forever'' #to #''how much plywood would I need to build a desk?'' #we'll see how long this lasts #personal

[detroitbecomeonline]

android sex drive is just "i have to build something (an android) right now" and getting really worked up about it

#saw veilders tags and then my brain thought of this #okay sure all androids are ace but #markus looking at north and being like ugh can we um. build a barricade right now #north: what #markus: i have to make something immediately come on let's go #north: i HAVE the PARTS for what you're feeling why don't we- #markus: i know what i want. you. me. barricade #connor just gradually feeling like he needs to build an android at work #(oh shit maybe that traci scene was sexual???) #Connor's gripping onto his desk like shit. he starts making origami #connor daydreaming about putting that damn traci back together #Hank: Hey Connor have you- #Connor: Shh. I'm reconstructing a case right now #that's so yuck sorry alsjdgwkksdg #OH NO KARA AND LUTHER kara: luther i want to make another Alice #luther: #kara: #luther: we don't have the parts #kara: i want to make SOMETHING #markus and simon wanting to build an android together and so they break into the CyberLife warehouse again #echo and ripple wanting to build an android but instead they end up building a car??? #haha connor ur so disgusting #but he's not he's just a normal android with Build An Android Needs #dbh #dbh headcanons #mine

[tediousdelusion]

the absolutely most chaotic modern steddy hands au i can imagine is established couple ed and izzy with recently out divorce attorney stede.

like, izzy and ed got married young. maybe because they were drunk in vegas. maybe for the spousal immunity since they are and always have been involved in some less than reputable dealings. but they aren't exactly a "real" married couple in their own minds even tho they live together and their lives are needlessly intermingled.

ed is going through his midlife crisis. he's unhappy, wants to find out that there's more to life. and izzy is done with his shit after the most recent flight of fancy. because i love irony, i think that he buys a boat and comes up with some flimsy justification for why he needs it for "business purposes."

and so izzy threatens divorce, like he has a million times. and ed doesn't buy it because izzy is all talk. but izzy is serious this time - or at least he wants ed to think he's serious - and so he goes and hires a lawyer. not some bus stop lawyer either, no. he wants the real deal and his name is on the joint account, dammit, so ed's money can pay for it too.

enter stede bonnet, divorce attorney at law.

stede is from one of those old legal families. his father was a lawyer and his grandfather was a lawyer and his great-grandfather was... well, you get it. and stede doesn't really want to be a lawyer, but he doesn't have much choice in the matter. his biggest rebellion is practicing family law instead of becoming in house counsel for an investment bank.

for forty-odd years he plays the part of the good son, well after his father is dead. marries the girl he is supposed to, has two kids, a nice house, a steady job. and sure, he's never really happy happy, but he's a divorce attorney! every day he sees marriages so much worse than his own that he figures what he and mary have must be the best a person could hope for.

until woops! actually, no! his marriage is just as bad as half his clients' and now he's going through this whole process himself and oh, yes, on top of it all, he just realized that he's gay!

so between chauffeuring the kids, reading about all the gay culture he's missed in the past four decades, and catching up on his other cases, he ends up meeting one izzy hands. sad case, stede hates to see the end of a long marriage, but it seems easy enough.

except things aren't easy at all because 1) izzy and ed don't actually want to get divorced and 2) stede is starting to fall for ed, izzy's enigmatic and charming husband.

ed is falling for stede, too. of course he is! stede is interesting and new - he comes from this old family tradition that ed's never seen before, but he's also creative and witty and fascinated by ed. and so ed takes it upon himself to help introduce stede to gay culture, preferably by a hands on demonstration.

izzy knows what's going on. of course he does. he's seen ed take interest in someone before, knows what it looks like. but what he doesn't like is that stede is starting to return his interest. stede is izzy's fucking lawyer. if anyone should get to fuck him, it should be izzy.

cue a series of rom-com style hijinks where ed and izzy are both trying to seduce stede, stede is trying to save izzy and ed's marriage, and all three of them think they know what the others want. for more angst and more comedy, you can throw in some actual ethical rules, like how lawyers aren't supposed to start fucking their clients. (there's also a lot of conflict of interest here but shhhhhhhh)

of course, this ends in a throuple. exactly how could go a few ways. maybe izzy walks in on ed and stede and stede is waiting to be fired, but izzy just loosens his tie and joins them in bed. maybe they make it all the way to the first court appearance and when the judge asks if they really want the divorce they're like, nah. he's shagging the lawyer but i guess i want to be fucking him too. maybe stede forces them all to go to lucius sponsored couples counseling and they get perma-banned when they start making out on the couch.

anyway, no matter how it happens, i think stede quits divorce work to become izzy and ed's criminal defense attorney and they all have a long and morally bankrupt good time together

#steddy hands #steddyhands #is it one word or two??? #izzy hands #i just think it would be funny your honor #ofmd #our flag means death #trying out just posting ideas that i wont actually execute #bonus points if izzy and stede actually meet before izzy hires him #like stede fucks up his car or smth and izzy meets him at the side of the road and is a real dick about it #and then shows up at the office like 45 min later to hire stede #the revenge crew all works for the firm in this #in varying roles #like i think that jim would be the pi #oluwande is the paralegal #roach runs the cafe in the building #frenchie would be better at the front desk but buttons would be so much funnier #ed this whole time is just making stede's job harder but more fun #stede: i am representing your husband in the divorce and i need to go over some papers with you #ed: okay i will meet with you but only at 8pm at a queer bar

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

my ideal house is an empty warehouse with poor lighting and no furniture that echoes every sound really ominously

#benefits of empty warehouse home: space for running back and forth when i get the zoomies. can scream really loud and #it would be thematic. room to make a mess with paint. easy to clean. rollerskate-friendly. #might need a desk tho for work. and a rolly chair that i can roll around on #i microdose my need for this by going on campus on the weekend and running around the halls of the least used buildings with the lights off

[alinelie]

early mornings at ventura's

#ts4 #its so blank.... #i definitely need reshade #I have also been unable to find reshade for myself for a long time #my problem is that I usually like the base game + sunblind lighting combination #but I know it could be better #i was going to edit these pics but honestly ...... im lazy #btw this house changes every week xd so I decided to show only a part of the interior #first pic is Graham's office #and I swear I love the painting behind his desk #since he is a painting forger and illegal trafficker #he has so many paintings in his residence #It's time to post more pictures of my baby girl aka graham . #ts4 screenshots #simblr #ts4 maxis match #ts4 build #the sims 4 #ventura:extra

[ilikedetectives]

First two weeks at new job have been great (つ≧▽≦)つ

#sucks that the 2 days in office are back-to-back #but at least I got a huge office to share w only 1 person #I was expecting a cubicle or picnic desk at best so this is nice #they also have a roof observatory in case I need my daily dose of sunlight like a plant #it's been fun figuring out new kinds of puzzles o(*^▽^*)o #so far it seems I'm the youngest in this entire building 🤣 #colin mumbles

[screamingshark]

Lmao, I love getting sexually harassing phone calls at work. Love it. Didn't leave me feeling weird and cold at all.

#shark rambles #who the fuck does that? #who the fuck calls a storage building and starts harrassing the front desk #with terrible fucking things #jesus fucking christ i hope that fucker wats dirt #i need a shower.

[morrigan-sims]

Castle Tour pt. 5 - "Staff" Areas

Not all of these additions are recent, but I have been slowly doing a tiny bit of work on the castle set of RTQ from time to time. And while we might not see most, or any, of these locations, I still had a fun time decorating them.

Most of these are rather plain, and still need a good bit of decor to make them feel more complete, but hopefully that's something I can add in the future.

Pics 1-3: Tessa's Room and Laboratory Pics 4-5: Captain Blackthorne's Office/Study Pics 6-7: Captain Blackthorne's Rooms Pic 8: Hallway near the Kitchens Pic 9: A corner of the kitchens

#ts4 #the sims 4 #ts4 interior #sims 4 interior #ts4 build #sims 4 build #*rtq extras #in case you don't know / haven't looked at the character page Tessa is the palace healer #Captain Blackthorne is Fallon's captain of the guard #and the kitchens are Mabel's realm #Blackthorne's room needs more detail but idk what to add #also you can tell I changed my gshade since I decorated Tessa's rooms #peep the portrait of Rosalynn behind Blackthorne's desk... :'(

[essektheylyss]

Alright tomorrow (or, well, today now, I suppose) I am FINISHING THE CHAPTER I'VE BEEN WORKING ON. I've got one scene left of it. And then I can write the third chapter in this section and I will feel way better.

#even though the next section is like. ugggggh I don't wanna. I do but I don't. #writing the first half of the fucked up book just doing tension building is like. whyyyyy #screaming crying throwing up climbing under my desk #tbh I complain now but I will complain just as much when I get to the second half and I have to like. deliver on shit. fuck #however it is going WELL so it's fine. it's cool it's fine I'm good #megs is writing #I promise this time! #I am GOING TO FINISH THIS FUCKING BOOK BEFORE THE END OF THE SUMMER GODDAMMIT #and then I can write other things. also I need to write a novella but that involves some notes. #and I wanted to write a short story for a submission! AUGH FUCK #I really do need to also write some fic or the blorbos will drive me nuts. anyway.

[kaisollisto]

#tko_art #haha almost forgot to do this #not losing to you chan #u wish u could send me flowers ahahahah idiot #but also DO NOT build ur own pc!!! #but also do it was kind of fun. #just do it with a desk #don't do it on the floor like a fucking idiot that i am that I did #had to go back and forth between both Pc's cuz I don't have a laptop with a USB port #ugh capitalism #anyway it took unecessarily longe rthan it needed to #and why i'm still awake #can't believe it took me 8 hours??? to do #god #yueah #also do not do art at 2 am #you will get frustrated #NOT featured the horrible 4 portraits I did before I scrounged this shit outta my frontal lobe #4/6 is not a good ratio #Anway I can't feel my back or ribs #bye #night

[secondbeatsongs]

I'm in love with durable wood finishes. you might say I'm...poly-amorous

#get it? #because. because polyurethane #anyway #a woodworking joke for you all #because! #I'm building a desk! #with some help I have cut the wood to the shape I need #next time the weather's nice I'll sand and finish it #I'm excited! #personal

[seventh-district]

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#Seven’s Public Diary #vent post #vent #cw vent post #cw vent #cw negative #cw fighting #cw food #food mention #cw injury #injury mention #left hand’ll be outta commission for a little while and my back is so bad that i’ll probably need my cane tomorrow #but it’s all good because at least i don’t feel like i’m about it to explode anymore #sigh i should really take up boxing or wrestling or something #but i won’t because there’s only one person i really want to fight #and i want a no holds barred beat down no gloves no padded floors no rules just taking out the pure rage we harbor for each other #maybe some day. when i’m stronger and finish building a safety net to fall back on #just gotta get that god damn license. then i won’t have to live under anyone’s thumb any longer and never ever again #anyways. i’d go work on posting the rest of AEIWNF but i think that’ll be too triggering to work on today lmao #don’t think my back can handle sitting at my desk today anyways. guess i’ll just lay in bed and feel weak and useless and get nothing done #wanna keep writing for ES but i’m far from in the right headspace for it #and it hurts to hold my phone the way i usually do when i write #wish i could take a day off from writing without fearing that it’ll turn into another full month of not writing #wish i wasn’t such an all or nothing type of person. #whatever. i just need some bandages and a snack and several hours of youtube and i’ll be fine #and by a snack i mean an entire pound of tofu and an entire bag of ruffles bc who tf is gonna stop me

[cinna-bunnie]

I've been hanging out with my manager so much lately !! i usually only talk to her virtually once a week, i am so energized.. i love her 😩

#every time we work together it's basically just hanging out n being productive at the same time #and we click v well :3 i feel like we have gotten closer!! she gave me some pointers bc I'm doing my first annual review in a few days #which I'm Very New to bc this is my first time being a manager fr 👉🏾👈🏾 wanna make sure i do it right bc my associate is v v appreciated #always idk she fills me with energy and even just talking to her virtually i feel like i can take on the world so i am living rn fe #fr #☝🏾😌 and I'm going back tomorrow. sometimes things being chaotically busy is good #we r setting up a new office together on short notice and it's gone surprisingly well so far considering it's the #first time I've ever brought a new building up (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠) things r looking v good and we're almost done. #but in the meantime it's mostly just us in the office and it's nice to spend time together 😇 i can never get enough of her #😹 when she's at my office in my city she'll be like oh sorry I'll try to wrap up quick‚ so i can have my desk back n stuff #and I'll be like oh no ur good there's no rush 0: i always love ur company. I'll just work right here (⁠✿ ‚‚⌒‿⌒‚‚) #*pulls up a second chair or sits on the floor* #she's a real peach ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა ♡⁠ #also she bought me lunch and i got us coffee today.. girl she brought me chicken satay !! 🤤 #I'm still p set.. more time for antics before needing to eat.. thank u sm (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

[devynsshitposts]

imma be straight with y’all, if one of my faves (including but not limited to @abadtakehonestly @hotdapologist @valeskafics ) gets shadow banned i straight up just do not know only because i go straight to their blog, cause i am not scrolling through the tags to see if they posted (unless they ask to just make sure they have been released from the shadowlands) i just go straight to their page cause even if they didn’t post new chapters they still answers asks and everything and that brightens up my day

#did this need to be posted? #no but i did it anyways #love you guys #and all the work you do #once my new desk and chair get in and i build it #expect nice heartfelt weblogs about you works #😘😘😘 #ddsp #devynsshitposts #devyn's daily shitpost #aemond targaryen x reader #jacerys x reader #aegon ii x reader

[euphoricfilter]

back to the doctor who inspired fic, but maybe it’s kinda doomsday themed, so much hurt between two people.

mad man time traveler jungkook who burns a sun just so he can say goodbye to the m/c one last time and both of them have so much more to say to one another, assuming they’d truly spent forever traveling the universe by the others’ side, but those words will slowly be forgotten as the mad man in a box continues to travel alone without telling her how much he loved her 😔

#i rewatched that episode yesterday and it actually fucked me up #i actually need to infiltrate the bbc and write a script for doctor who #and then just leave it on someone’s desk and then obviously someone picks it up #and thinks it’s genius and they call me and i work on the show #because that’s definitely how it works 🧍🏻‍♀️ #literally i live near a bbc building too like 🤨

[nylwnder]

how can i be normal about this absolute idiot???

#my GAWD william PLEASE #I LOVE YOU SIR #I NEED U SO FUCKINB BAD SIR #THERES SO MANH THINGS TO THIS #THE WAY THIS EVEN GOT POSTED #THE FUCKING SECURITY FOOTAGE MADDDDD RESPECT MY DUDE THANK U FOR THIS LETTING US IN ON THIS CHAOS #THE TWO UNLEASHED DOGS (WHO QUITE LITERALLY FOLLOW HIM EVERYWHERE) HOPPING ONTO THAT PUBLIC TAXI LIKE NOTHING #PABLO BANKSY AND WILLY THE MOST UNBOTHERED KINGS EVER #THE WAY HE USED THE FUCKINB FRONT DESK OF HIS BUILDING???/!:!/@1$@/2$!34 #THE FUCKING SECURITY GUARD THAT WENT W HIM IM GUESSING #I—————- #HE IS SUCH A CREATURE #DID NOT WANT TO BUY A NEW PHONE AND I LOVE TJAT FOR HIM #NEKEHWLANWKAJALSNDLEJWKWJEJKEJE MARRY ME GODDAMIT #william nylander #loml #toronto maple leafs