Ohmygod Satoru and Suguru would be the MOST INSUFFERABLE pair of teachers to ever grace Jujutsu High...and poor Shoko is going to babysit them both!
Suguru would be teaching the 2nd years. Satoru is in-charge of the 1st years. Shoko is the school doctor that doesn't take shit from her two classmates.
Rule #1: Don't mess with Shoko. She will always have 2 special-grade sorcerers watching over her.
Suguru drags Satoru to Shoko's office in the school, because SaShiSu needs their Friday night outings, and somehow, the whole school knows about this... BECAUSE THEY'RE LOUD.
SatoSugu would give Yaga an aneurysm. And the moment Shoko plays along, it's over!
Satoru and Suguru would snicker like children at faculty meetings (unless the issue is super serious ofc)
SatoSugu would 100% pit their students against each other in a sparring match because they had a bet between them about whose students are stronger.
SatoSugu would be sore losers and they would challenge each other to a sparring match that may or may not set off the alarms at Jujutsu Tech because Surugu's curses are going off the rails and Satoru is spamming Amplification Blue in the middle of the forest. Shoko is so done with their shit.
But in sister school goodwill events, SaShiSu would be the best combination of coaches and stand-by medics the kids would ever know.
Suguru would try his best to be a responsible and serious teacher that you could take seriously in the classroom, but then Satoru randomly shows up to ask for chalk, borrow an eraser, deliver sweets to Suguru's unamused students, and just disrupt Suguru's class in general.
"What about your class, Satoru?" Suguru asks, and Satoru dismisses his best friend's concerns completely, because, "My kiddos are out training... unlike yours." Satoru turns to address the crowd (just 4) of exasperated children (teenagers) and says, "Suguru's the worst, isn't he?"
The kids just leave the classroom after that because Gojo-sensei and Geto-sensei are about to fight each other again.
we're all so distracted by the norm-scary parallels we're blinded to the reality that link is the one turning into early-season scary right under our noses
that one scene in blood of olympus where jason jumps into the ocean with percy to fight kym is so funny to me.
like what was jason thinking?? “oh yeah let me just dive into water im not sure i can breathe in to help some guy who almost killed me a couple weeks ago. with a stab wound thats not fully healed.”
and the way the only thing percy had to do to convince him was ask. jason rlly said.. he wants ME of all ppl to help him? omg ofc.
mini sketchbook dump. lowkey forgot this thing existed until last week
descriptions/refs and such below
1. based on one of the pics i took w hivemind, i told them to do cute poses and riley decided to just go O__O at the camera??? hes so silly <3
2. another livemind thing but this time it's from the video i took of them slow dancing. if i ever say no to a hivemind gay moment... call the cops my identity has been stolen for sure
3. finally drew one of my favorite little hivemind moments EVER oh my god they are so cute. literally me and who
4. this is just a cute pic of riley that i'd drawn literally right when i started doing hivemind fanart so i thought i'd redraw it. adding both the ref pic and my drawing from june 2023 so you can gawk at how much more angular my style has gotten
5. my dearest hex aka @gaydonweaver sent me this old pic of graydon (from a 2018 video i think) and i was enamored with his fluffy hair so i had to draw it
5. another one of my favorite cute hivemind moments... real compilationheads will recognize this as the thumbnail for 'hivemind juicy kissable boyfriend moments' which i remember riley being caught watching on stream 😭 im never gonna forget that i think its so fucking funny
also the section under the cut is a SAFE SPACE so here's some silly and kinda embarrassing sona doodles i did around these
Forget everything I ever said about not shipping real people.
They’re boyfriends.
By the way, this is taken from an actual interview from Entertainment Weekly:
"Not at all," says Nolan, with a laugh. "If I could cast Cillian in every film I ever do, and just lean on him for the rest of my career, I'd be a happy man.""Well, I'm here for you Chris," says Murphy. "Just call me up!”
He posted an edit about his summer and he had/felt the need to include this. The way he gently slides his hand down on Bojan’s chest while both laugh.💚
(Where is this clip originally? Which of his gigs?)
Honestly the Patch 6 lines have set me up for life: vague enough to work with, but not to explicitly confirm anything, and it leaves space for me to go running off into whatever insanity I feel like going with it - which is always my favourite type of canon - while everyone else does the same. Hell, I can create multiple different flavours of headcanon and keep it fitting the canon.
It's perfect to me; I'd leave it in its perfection never touch it again, Larian