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thelovelybitten · 9 months
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vera's first watch of south park -- season four (part 4)
LORD THIS IS SO LONG SD GSDBGKSBKJ
EPISODE 11:
AYO WHAT IS THIS BEEEEAAAT BRO?!?!?!?!?!?!?
THIS INTRO IS SO GOOD I AM SHAKING ASS
12/10 INTRO CARD SLAYED THE HOUSE DOWN BOOTS HOUSTON I'M D E C E A S E D
they are now 4th graders !!! they abt to be 9 years old !!!
wendy and BEBE MY KIDS IN FRAME I LOVE IT
stan be for real Y'ALL AIN'T ABT TO SHOW ASS TO THE NEW TEACHER
BUTTERS JKDNSGJNJKDSNGKJNDFK HE'S UNHINGED UR HONOUR
I am looking respectfully. this lady's breasts are ENORMOUS
MS. CHOKES ON DICK ARE U CEREAL SDJFBJISDBGK
stan, baby, we gotta work on ur jokes.
THE WAY IT WAS ONLY CARTMAN DSAHFBJDSBG GET BONED
TWEEK IS ME FR
cartman in his elvis era
NO NOT CLYDE CRYING JSDFBGKJSDBKJHBKSD MY FUCKING BABY DON'T CRY MI AMOR
clyde and wendy giving butters the bombastic side eye
these boys abt to use timmy as time travel bait NOT COOL
Mr garrison?!?!?!? where art thou
wendy sussing out the specifics iktr
damn. timmy went flying.
nah not y'all doing timmy dirty...
WHAT THE FUCK LADY DON'T GRIND YASELF ON TIMMY HE DID NOTHING
20 MINS UNTIL TIMMY IS BLOWN UP. I HOPE WE NEVER GET THERE
Mr garrison backstory damn
of course they gonna put kenny w the exploding chair I mean how else this man gonna die huh
OMG EW U ARE SICK FOR THIS DEATH
TIMMY SAYING PLS HELP???? HIS FIRST WORDS
OH FUCK THERE HE GO INTO SPACE
NO NOT THE PREHISTORIC TIMES
MR GARRISON AS A MONK FOR MISS CHOKSONDIK
garrison pls just come out as gay PLEASE THIS PONDERING IS SO BORINGGGG
THANK YOU LORD
all the FACULTY BEING SUPPORTIVE OF GARRISON AS THEY
F U C K I N G SHOULD
I take it back, y'all freaks
EPISODE 12:
ITS BEEN A COUPLE WEEKS BUT IM BACK AND THIS INTRO STILL BUSTS DOWN HOLY
IKE IN A BUSINESS SUIT ?!?! clean af boi
FIRST DAY OF KINDERGARTEN !!!
NOT KYLE AND CARTMAN HAVING THE SAME THING
cartman always 1 uppin Kyle LMAO
who the fuck is this man.
BILL COSBY ?!,!
KYLE GET HIM
Stan being the voice of reason so real
NOT THE KIDS BULLYING IKE BOOO
Mr.Garrison bro these kids understand jack shit
KYLE BEING SMART he’s that straight A kid wbk
Kyle and Ike geniuses
CARTMAN RELAX LANDISMXKMAKD
STOP IKE IS QUAKING
BILL COSBY STEALING THE TRAPPER KEEPER LMAO
FLORA 💘 A BABY GIRL
KINDERGARTENERS RIOTING
Cartman UNHINGED
OH HE A ROBOT ?!?!,
so basically Eric destroys the future alright
FLORA DECIDED !! IKE SLAY
LMAOOOO THE RECOUNT
the kiddos are FERAL
KYLE AND CARTMAN FIGHTING FOR NO REASON
everyone okay with killing cartman
“KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE FAT BOY” Stan spitting facts
DAMN THEY GETTING THE BIG GUNS IN
OH FUCK THAT THING IS SCARY
liane my beloved
LIANE OH MY GOD SHE GETTIN ROBOT DICK
OH FUCK CARTMAN OH NO
NOT KENNY
JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD
liane still getting it tho LMAO
OH god KYLE it’s gross in THERE
NO KYLE MY KING SAVE HIM
MR GARRISON POPPED AWF AS HE SHOULD 💅🏻
this cartman monstrosity makes me physically sick
IKE WINS LIKE THE KING HE IS
cartman this is so gross
Stan forcing cartman to thank Kyle and doesn’t HAHAH
EPISODE 13
AAAAAA STENDYLEEEEE
Wendy looks SO CUTE JEICKSKXKDKXKC SHE IS THE GHURL
Stan and his fake beard WERK
KYLE MY SON
I’ve been famished of stendy/STENDYLE content pls excuse me
STENDY HAS A DAUGHTER OH MY GOOOOODDDDD
Timmy LOL
BEBE MY GIRL LETS GOOOOOO
BUTTER SPRINTING
CLYDE AND TOLKIEN OH MY GOD SO CUTE
the kids are so cute I can’t
Wendy speaking boosts my serotonin
GOBBLES :)))))
Timmy protecting gobbles is so sweet
OH FUCK TIMMY SAID JUMP THRU THE RING OF FIRE
AWWW GOBBLES SLEEPING W TIMMY IM CRYING SO WHOLESOME
Clyde slayed
THE KIDS ARE SO CUTE DANCING
kybe crumbs they beside each other
TURKSLAY
BEBE MAIN SLAYER
OH FUCK KENNY
Gobbles sacrificed Kenny for himself not slay
this man manipulating Timmy NOT COOL
cartmans brain is so whack
EW SOME OF THESE VISUALS ARE SO DISTURBING I can’t
NO TIMMY IM SORRY MY LOVE 😭😭😭
NOT HEIDI’S DOG :((((
ALL THE DADS SETTING UP CAMERAS LIKE DADS DO IS SO CUTE AND VERY WHOLESOME 😭 very slay of them
I SEE WENDY AND TOLIKEN CHITTY CHATTIN IN THE BACK 👀 SPARKS ?!?!
DONT KILL GOBBLES
OKAY PRODUCTION !!!!
OH DAMN THEY KILLED SO MANY TURKEYS
STENDY MOMENT STENDY MOMENT I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM
singing for their fake baby IM DEAD
I have BIG FEELINGS FOR MY KIDS
STAN AND WENDY YELLING AT THE PLASTIC BABY WHY ARE THEY SO UNHINGED I LOVE THEM
them faking their deaths to end the act is so REAL. no one is doing it like my kids ON GOD
NO HE SHOT TIMMY
IM SO UPSET
WATER HELEN
I know WENDY HITTING THAT HIGH NOTE I JUST KNOW
OH FUCK THEY KILLED THAT TURKEY ON THE SPOT
gobbles !!!!
butters. Oh my god
Okay another part bc I fear the character limit
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bluewinnerangel · 3 years
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Thinking about this, you should do a reading of his Another man mixtape
Hi anon! Oh no that parallel isn't painful at all sobs. 
Ok I’m going to dive into this mixtape but I gotta be honest I'm a little bit scared. Reading (into) Harry's favorite 10 songs of all time is a bit of a daunting task and I don't want to dissappoint (myself). But let's just talk about it and see where it leads.
Quick background info: in 2016 Harry was interviewed for Another Man which, besides the interview and the photoshoot, came with his most treasured possessions and his top 10 favorite tracks of all time presented in the form of a mixtape
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spotify playlist here
Pink Floyd - Breathe
Elvis Presley – Can’t Help Falling in Love
Paul McCartney – Heart of the Country
Crosby, Stills & Nash – Helplessly Hoping
Ray Charles – Drown in My Own Tears
Blaze Foley – Ooh Love
Simon & Garfunkel – Bridge Over Troubled Water
Van Morrisson – Tupelo Honey
Travis – Flowers in the Window
Patsy Cline – She’s Got You
A reading of Harry's Another Man Mixtape - top 10 songs of all time below the cut:
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I'm just staring at the first song pretty much thinking oh shit im in trouble already. 
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It’s easy to see why this is H’s favorite song, I mean how can you not love Breathe. It's a masterpiece. I kinda don't even wanna touch it and let it speak for itsself. I interpret Breathe as well, life. And to choose your path carefully. It starts with a heartbeat+baby crying / rollercoaster ride, which, well, both symbolize (the start of) life. The first verse being about enjoying life while you're young that bleeds into the second verse, getting older, the 3rd verse could be interpreted as the grind, the last verse issuing that warning if you dont ride the tide, if you don't find that balance, when the high's too high (and the low's too low) I guess, that's just gonna be it for you.
I don't think I need to relate that to H, it relates to everybody. For us regular boring peoples it can easily be interpreted as finding that balance to enjoy life and not waste it away working, the way society tells you is the standard, while for artists that applies as well, but also they're living the very high highs and some lose themselves in it, "race towards an early grave". I’m sure there are also parallels between Breathe and Harry’s lyrics, but I mean both artists are ~~nice and vague~~, so I don’t think it will be easy to spot them (I tried briefly and didn’t see much but I might be blind)(but don't get me started on Wish You Were Here)  
Also, overlapping themes with Harry's work (I think I found a way to kinda go over these songs):
Nautical theme (ride the tide, wave) 
Crying (tears you'll cry)
wet (^) 
Sun/shine (forget the sun)
Flying (high you fly) 
high highs and low lows (verse 4) 
don't want to be alone/ staying/leaving (leave, don't leave me)
growth (like the whole song) 
looking for somewhere to belong 
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Well if this isn't up there with the most universally loved sappy lil oh he in looove songs. This is just a beautiful beautiful beautiful song but I don't think there's much to say about it, the lyrics speak for themselves.
Also:
Hopeless romantic (I mean the whole song)
don't want to be alone/ staying/leaving (shall I stay / take my whole life too) strike 2
nautical theme (like a river flows surely to the sea) strike 2
wet (^) strike 2
looking for somewhere to belong (some things are meant to be / in an "i belong with you" sense) strike 2
But also
Don't blame me for falling - To Be So Lonely
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Again I just LOVE these songs, I'm gonna find a quiet place to settle and it's gonna be beautiful. This song is also doing this lil trick of changing single words in a line to change the meaning as you get to later verses (Looking for a home -> living in a home, I want a sheep -> I got a sheep), taking the listener along on a trip through time, just with tiny tiny lyric changes (Flowers in the window / Sunflower vol 6 do this too).
Also:
LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE TO BELONG STRIKE 3
high highs and low lows (I Look high, I look low) strike 2
growth (where the holy people grow) strike 2
"Home" (yes generic af, but do you really expect me not to aggressively point at each and every mention of home when Harry just Sweet Creatured that shit to the Canyon Moon and back)
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This song is fun! I mean... the song is sad and all, but the wordplay is fun:
Helplessly hoping her harlequin hovers
Gasping at glimpses of gentle
Wordlessly watching he waits by the window and wonders
Heartlessly helping himself
Stand by the stairway you'll see something
Certain to tell you confusion has its cost
Love isn't lying, It's loose in a lady who lingers
I’m really really resisting the urge to turn that chorus into a larry
Also,
Hopeless romantic strike 2
flying (wishing he could fly) strike 2
don't want to be alone/ staying/leaving strike 3
LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE. TO. BELONG. STRIKE 4
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Jesus Harry this is really hopeless. Ok.. pff.. ehh...
really hopeless romantic strike 3
a whole lotta crying strike 2
REALLY REALLY WET strike 3
"Home" strike 2
"Blue"
don't want to be alone/ staying/leaving strike 4
looking for somewheretobelong(this is getting excessive)strike 5
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"blue" strike (blue eyes even this time) 2
hopeless fking romantic again strike 4
don't want to be alone/ staying/leaving (see me/her again) strike 5
And as @ladychlo points out, "If I Could Only Fly" this is on the same album, which had me comparing this album to IICF, and, welp you can make this comparison:
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Which yep not painful at all no. I really like the “If only I could fly” vs “If I could fly” + “[for your eyes] only”.
Again like all my posts I have to emphasize when pointing out song parallels I’m not saying that the song that came later is definitely intentionally is purposefully inspired by the other one, effectively made out of bits and pieces of the other one. I don’t know that. You don’t know that. Who knows? Is Olivia even a person? Was it ever a family show (it wasn’t)? I’m just saying, it’s possible that the artist, H in this case, took inspiration from it as he has said so himself he writes music as a fan of music and this is in his top 10 songs of all time. So in this case specifically, it’s maybe not thaaat crazy to think that If I Could Fly is effectively a Blaze Foley fanpiece? (and that that doesn’t invalidate any interpretation of what IICF meant to H, that that’s what he felt at the time of writing it either) I mean ... look at it... That shit looks *inspired*.
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Again all these songs are SO GOOD but would you expect anything less? One problem with this one tho, reading it like this all I’m seeing is Through The Dark. But I don’t want to make this post about songs Harry didn’t write
So I made a seperate post about this
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Anyways I’m seeing loads of parallels with Harry’s music with this one,
Falling as the feeling on the other side of this song in a way, or let’s put it differently: with Falling describing how Harry is feeling, I understand he would take deep comfort in this song. (crying again)
more parallels:
Sail on silver girl, sail on by 
She: He takes a boat out, imagines just sailing away
All your dreams are on their way 
She: She lives in daydreams with me
Your time has come to shine See how [your dreams] shine 
Lights Up: Shine, step into the light / Shine, I’m not ever going back
If you need a friend (I’m sailing right behind) 
She: And not telling his mates, he wouldn’t know what to say
Also “Oh, if you need a friend, I’m sailing right behind”:
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a whole lotta crying strike 3
nautical (bridge over troubled water/ sail on (by)) strike 3
yep it has both it's really damn wet again strike 4
sun/shine (see how they shine/it's time to shine) strike 2
high highs and low lows (down-and-out) strike 3
looking for somewhere to belong strike 6
don't want to be alone/ staying/leaving strike 6
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bzz bzz it's bees and honey.... 
And I can’t not mention my only angel, although that song doesn’t really share a theme
nautical theme strike 4
which makes wet strike 5
"blue" strike 3
LOOKING.FOR.SOMEWHERE.TO.BELONG (sail around / road to freedom) STRIKE 7
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Pretty convinced he took inspiration from this song writing Sunflower vol 6.
I discuss Flowers in the Window here
but also:
that snowman is melting so wet strike 6 lol
really fucking hopeless and romantic strike 5
growth strike 3
Did he say he’s looking for somewhere to belong yet strike 8
don't want to be alone/ staying/leaving strike 7
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hopeless romantic strike 6
don't want to be alone/ staying/leaving strike 8
Here another anon came in with the realisation that this is basically Just A Little Bit Of Your Heart/Girl Crush/Woman
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This parallel is just massively painful:
I’ve got these little things, she’s got you
JALBOYH: Just a little bit of your heart is all I’m asking for
And indeed, just like JALBOYH, Girl Crush, and Woman, this song describes thes singer seeing this other woman with their lover, basically driving them insane, only having these little things, having to share the one you love with her[unaffectionate]. Great, like I needed a 4th song telling me how shitty bearding is.
Ok I’m making stupid parallels with this song, just let me ramble for a bit, I’m going feral, don’t mind me
And I just saw a painful awful why did I see this parallel with Sunflower vol 6:
I’ve got your picture, she’s got you
Sunflower vol 6: I've got your face, Hung up high in the gallery
I’ve got your memory or, has it got me
Sunflower vol 6: Sunflowers, Sometimes, Keep it sweet in your memory
Also She: Lives for the memory, A woman who's just in his head
I’ve got the records, she’s got you
Canyon moon: She plays songs I've never heard
All of these are hurting me. Even the ones I don’t think are meant in this context.
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So in conclusion, themes in these songs that Harry also writes about:
“Home” 2/10
Flying 2/10
Sun/shine 2/10
Growth 3/10
When the high’s too high and the low’s too low 3/10
“Blue” 3/10
Crying 3/10
Nautical 4/10
^But putting them together -> wet 6/10
Hopeless truely very hopelessly romantic 6/10
Don’t wanna be alone / staying/leaving 8/10
Looking for somewhere to belong 8/10
Excuse me while I go crying in a corner.
Other posts about this playlist:
Bridge over Troubled Water
Flowers in the window
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