#i make haha funnys

[lemonteeths]

huh? the bell, used to keep track of livestock and preventing them from going astray, symbolizes The Lamb's position as a permanent servant, bred for slaughter? WRONG ‼ ‼ jester lamp :3

#when i first saw the lamb's bell i thought 'haha like a little jester' and did not make the above “connection” until months later. im stupid #anyways. at no point did i intend for this drawing to be finished or even polished and it still took me like 3 days to be ok with it #i don't like the colors at all and the design is very uninspired. the shirtless sleeves are funny though so im keeping those. #take it. if i stare at it for any longer i'll go crazy #sketch #cult of the lamb #cotl #lemonart

[luckyjorabbit]

Hank hill and dale gribble comic 👍

#Smthn abt croc snapping and being crazy is so funny to me help haha #I laughed so much drawing his expressions here gahhhhh #Maybe cuz hes so stoic.... It makes it x10 more funny to see him explode idk #Love them boffff ♡ #One Piece #Dofuwani #Dofladile #sir crocodile #donquixote doflamingo #Shichibukai #Comic #Digital #More Ipad SHit I lowkey hate it but at least its gettin me to finish stuff HMPH!!!!!!! #Fanart #Edit; fixed crocs rings lmfao

[the-chat-who-got-the-cream]

the absurdity of some of the lines in the finale have been rotating in my head like a rotisserie chicken and IM NOT EVEN FINISHED-

#ml #miraculous ladybug #miraculous adventures of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug spoilers #miraculous ladybug season 5 #ml s5 spoilers #ml s5 finale #mlb #ml the last day #ml conformation #screaming and crying rn #marinette dupain cheng #gabriel agreste #gabriel: make sure he remembers how good of a father i was :'))) #marinette: ur lying. ur actually joking rn. ur doing a lil haha aren't u #marinette: u lil jokster. funny guy. gabriel agreste. what a comedian. #marinette: u should add clown to your obituary right after shitty dad #marinette: glad to know pancakes aren't the only joke you can make

[esprei]

req: more of your future emmet! in france!

oh... how unfortunate... bonus:

don't worry, Emmet! I'm sure you'll have a great time :D

#submas #subway boss emmet #subway boss kudari #pokemon legends za #arceus #zygarde #future!emmet #my art #doodlewizardry #asks #haha what a lucky find for arceus right #a guy that owns a railway company and builds them all the time #perfect for URBAN RECONSTRUCTION PLAN in kalos #i just wanted to do a funny for this one #but i wanna make an updated design for him too :D #also yes i want to imagine that little zygarde cores are just floating around

[do-rey-me]

if murderbot learned what autism was i truly believe itd go "wow humans are so ridiculous they cant even agree on their own stupid human social rules" and then never think about that or its possible relation to its own behaviors ever again

#mensah: secunit here are some accessibility drones so u can interact with the world more comfortably #mb: its super impressive how she can make up reasons to get around the 'no drones allowed rules' just so she can bribe me #ratthi has his head in his hands. like deities send me strength i cannot fucking deal with this #tmbd #mbd #murderbot diaries #i dunno the tags man. i also do not know if its even funny anymore #im so tired #lost track of my life and didnt realize i ran out of sleep meds haha. fuuck #tomorrows gonna fucking suck balls #my posts

[hajihiko]

what if.

#Hajime hinata #Fuyuhiko kuzuryu #Sdr2 #Super danganronpa 2 #An art #Enhanced vision = night vision = reflective eyes?? Idk if it makes sense but haha funnie #kuzuhina #Well its implied. Why else is he wearing a way oversized shirt in the middle of the night #Double posting for u bc I am so bored.

[kitamars]

oh no! more ginhiji

#hhhhhhhhhhhh theyyy areeee eatinggggg myyyy BRAIIIIIN #using them as a coping mechanism to avoid the horrors of silver soul #i reached the second half and i. i need a breather #i’m trying to figure out what my favourite dynamic of ginhiji is so i can make comics about it later but rn my brain is just like #haha they want to punt each other into the sun yet they are inexplicably drawn to each other so they may as well burn together #gin san being like oh well i guess this is happening now?? and toshi trying to gaslight himself out of this waking nightmare #it’s very funny to consider #they are very much a romantic comedy but more emphasis on the comedy aspect with tragedy bits coming out of nowhere to kill you dead #so like gintama yk #also hijikata’s hair is a nightmare to draw im trying so hard #girl help #sakata gintoki #hijikata toushirou #ginhiji #hijigin #gintoki x hijikata #hijikata x gintoki #there are so many tags for one pairing hhhh #gintama #ok bye

[dragonfollies]

Funny gay attorney comic I scribbled on my phone

#doodle #follysart #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #maya fey #aa #ace attorney #imagine if I actsully commited to rendering comics that’d be funny haha #I’ve been playing the aa games but I’ve only had time to make it up to the second game. I’ll get there #Wrightworth #comic #sorry for adding so many tags to a crummy doodle. in hindsight I should’ve put less

[angel-syzygy]

angel dust: i’m the specialest boy in the whole world

husk: you’re special alright

angel dust: *dramatic, shocked silence; picks up phone*

husk: do NOT make a tumblr post about this

#haha funny #textpost #meme #angel dust #hazbin hotel #husker #anthony hazbin hotel #huskerdust #i did make a tumblr post about it #he loves me so much #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes

[nonomives]

OMFG POOR POPPY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BRO U HAVE NO IDEA

I love poppy sm, ive got so many doodle ideas for her man

Plus i like to think her and wally has some mother-son relationship but like in a funny way

Here's some of em :DD

#wished i could draw faster and i had more time to make more doodles #but funny big burd gets scared easily makes me really happy #haha totally not projecting my anxiety hijinks onto her no no-- #anyways hope ya like the doodles lol #welcome home #welcome home arg #welcome home wally #welcome home poppy #welcome home julie #wally darling #poppy partridge #julie joyful #digital art #my art #eeart

[sysig]

Chewtoy (Patreon)

#Doodles #Handplates #UT #Fellplates #Gaster #Papyrus #Sans #Squeeze him - he makes a squeaky toy noise #Everyone needs to bite Gaster! He doesn't yield like flesh so it probably doesn't even hurt right? Yeahhhh he'll be fiiiine #There is something very funny to me about him just sitting there and taking it tho lol - feeds into his martyr play ♪ #As if I don't already have a favourite martyr hmmm don't worry about it lol #What was he even doing why is he just letting 2-P bite him lol #Socialization? That's not a good thing to just let him do! He's still got a young mind! Boundaries are important #He does offer a way out - hehe ♫ - but he doesn't enforce it! You're setting them up for failure #Hehehehe #The bone gift was fun to doodle hehe ♪ He leaves it with him and it goes completely untouched while his arm is covered in teeth-marks pfft #Even with Papyrus a bit more unruly I still like to imagine he acts mean in largely harmless ways haha #Like yeah he's being naughty and biting when he knows better and offered other options - Gaster. Gentle enforcement - but he's not Hurting #He's not using his entire bite force - probably lol or he's just got weak little baby bites (though those can be quite painful!) #Sans on the other hand would absolutely go 100% full power - and still only do 1HP lol what an unfortunate design quirk for him #If only he had a jaw he could open! He'd bite the heck outta Gaster! Alas #I do like to imagine Fellplates!Sans has just fast-tracked to classic's conclusion of ''You suck and I hate you. Die'' about Gaster lol #Even the possibility of not being mean to him is so alien! What do you /mean/ not hurt you?? Do you know who you're talking to?? #He'll find another way to mess with him in good time haha

[honestlydarkprincess]

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#i want it on the record this is just a funny haha meme it is NOT natalia hate #jess makes quantity over quality memes #my memes #buddie #buddie memes #911 spoilers #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #eddie diaz #edmundo diaz #911 fox #911 fox spoilers #buddie crack #911 crack #911 fox crack

[earthspark-shockwaves-reduction]

listen... if my wildest expectations and greatest dreams come true and hot rod/rodimus shows up in earthspark... he can't just stumble onto the maltos' property or come in some generic ship or escape pod or even the fucking lost light.

...He has to crash land in the fucking rodpod.

#[gripping my stuffed animal bc i still havent left bed yet] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE #...once the rodpod is animated i could make a 'i woke up in a new bugatti' funny haha edit #rodimus #hot rod #mine #transformers #tf #maccadam #earthspark #mtmte

[mayhasopinions]

L-starion

#idk the concept that gale is the ONE person astarion cant rizz up and HES the one the sexy vampire falls for is so funny to me #and usually astarion would shrug off people rejecting him but with gale hes like 'haha okay' but then will go to his tent to sob and #clash their barbie dolls together #he's a teenage girl i dont make the rules #bloodweave #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #astarion #bg3 astarion #bg3 gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #astarion ancunin #galestarion #my art #artists on tumblr #shitpost

[polaraffect]

y'all remember when book fairs used to have those "banned books" display sections that advertised books based on that fact that they had been banned in schools in the past and everyone went "haha wow, it's crazy that they banned books like this! what a wacky thing to do!" haha........ yeah....... who would even do that......

#damien.txt #honestly i would prefer to go back to ppl using it as a marketing strategy than it just. happening! in my state! #i'm so tired fr morality wars make me want to curl up in a ball & choke #yeah sure the books are indoctrinating your child. the exact same way YOU. the parent. are indoctrinating them. #sorry it's from a different viewpoint i forgot that we're all trying for a homogenized society here. land of the free and all that. #just generally speaking the shit that is getting passed in my state.... truly beyond belief. #shoutout to the diversity programs that are fully just. getting defunded! by state law! how haha funny of them. #please get me out of here i'm desperate #us politics #politics

[scificrows]

Okay, my brain refuses to think about anything other than Murderbot, so I looked at every use of the word "friend[s]" in TMBD and... created some pie charts. Normal human activities.

Some Thoughts™ I had while putting this together (under the cut):

In All Systems Red, Murderbot notes that the PresAux crew are all close friends (twice! and goes on to explain their internal relationships which I think is very cute). This is pretty much the only use of 'friends' in ASR, except for when Murderbot says that SecUnits can't be friends with each other.

It seems that this may be one of the first times Murderbot has ever really been around a group of friends before? Murderbot notes that this is not the norm for its contracts and admits that the fact that they are all friends and the way they interact with each other make it actually enjoy that contract (before!!!! the hostile attack, so it already enjoys this contract before they start seeing it as a person etc ghghhhh). [Inference: Friendship seems enjoyable.]

The first character that calls Murderbot its friend is ART in Artificial Condition. Murderbot immediately refutes this (and then goes on to call ART its friend to its clients for the rest of the book). [Inference: Maybe ART is Murderbot's friend. And maybe that is... agreeable]

Rogue Protocol has more than twice as many instances of the word 'friend' as any of the other novellas. Why? Miki. Friendship and its implications for non-humans are a central theme because Miki is friends with everyone. Murderbot initially scoffs at the notion that Miki and Miki's humans are friends. At the end of the book, after witnessing how desperately Don Abene tried to stop Miki from trying to save them, and her grief after its death, Murderbot has to admit that she had in fact been Miki's friend. [Inference: Humans can be friends with bots and can sincerely care about them]

In Exit Strategy, Murderbot tentatively uses the word "friends" for its humans for the first time (several times actually). It questions whether it can actually call them its friends or not and later realizes that it had been afraid what admitting that the humans are its friends would do to it. At the end of the book, Mensah tells Murderbot the PresAux crew are its friends, which is the first time a human has directly said that to it (at least on-page). [Inference: Humans can and want to be Murderbot's friends]

In Network Effect, Murderbot seems to be more habituated to the word 'friend', confidently calling ART and Ratthi its friends, like it is no longer just trying the concept on unsure if it fits. There are many instances in which other characters refer to MB as ART's friend or the other way around and Murderbot's humans refer to Murderbot as their friend several times. Generally, there seems to be less hesitancy, because yes, all of them are Murderbot's friends, why wouldn't they be. [Inference: SecUnits can have friends. This SecUnit has friends. They care about it a lot.]

Conclusion: The Murderbot Diaries tell the story of a construct that does not seem to consider the possibility of friendship for itself and is fine with that - until it accidentally starts caring a little too much and suddenly more and more people annex it as a friend (ew) to the point where it can no longer deny that this is happening and has to begrudgingly admit that yes, it has friends now and maybe that is actually not a bad thing.

#the murderbot diaries #murderbot #𓄿 #hi i'm READY to write a thesis about murderbot i am having way too much fun with this #i created a pretty excel spreadsheet and everything #i don't know why i did this but now i can look at them while i think about this more! so i figured i'd share them haha #i didn't count uses of 'friendly' but special shoutout to when MB is all alone in its cold cubicle missing 20% of its body mass #and starts putting on a show because 'the friendly noise would keep it company' 😭😭 #i feel sick thinking about murderbot all alone on its own not knowing what its like to have friends watching media for 'the friendly noise' #also YES okay i wanted to make a point about miki there but i just #couldn't bring myself to talk about that more so... yeah #also uhhh this data is very subjective #i didn't count particularly ironic uses of 'friend' and generally did not count every instance of friend and sometimes it was a hard call #also i probably shouldn't have counted the times murderbot refered to drones or secsystems as its friends (often after hacking them) #but murderbot does seem to care about them and shows kindness and respect and sometimes points out that a system is friendly #so while i don't think MB means “friend” in the same way referring to them as when it refers to ART for instance #i still think its CUTE and also kinda funny how many times that happened so i decided to keep those!!! #but yeah take my data with a grain of salt lol