#i love to wake up to someone spending $40 on stickers

[devilinsheepswool]

When MC first arrives at Devildom they warn Lucifer that the only way to keep them in line is by providing them with incentives, and that he will be wise to heed their warning because they tend to go a bit wild if not kept in check.

They warn Lucifer that punishments will not work, they will only accomplish the opposite because they will make MC want to retaliate. Out of curiosity Lucifer asks what kind of incentives; Grimm, food, clothes, jewels, merchandise, books, free passes from chores and other obligations, all things his brothers treasure.

MC responds with a simple shake of the head, they're much easier than that and with a small smile they reply.

"Gold Stars."

Lucifer intially believes they mean actual gold stars, he doesn't understand how that's any easier, in fact it seems very in line with what Mammon would ask for. He's about to call them insane but MC notices the look of disbelief on his face, their add on comes in late.

"Stickers, I mean." MC clarifies.

"What?" Lucifer asks.

"Gold star stickers. It's how my friends and loved ones get me to behave." MC explains. "I get a gold sticker for every time I do something good or helpful, and an even bigger sticker for whenever I hold back on doing something impulsive or 'dumb'." They continue to explain. "The small stars are worth 1 point and the big ones are worth 3."

"You're kidding, MC." Lucifer deadpans. "Isn't this what a teacher would use on a child?"

"I'm really not, it works on me too. I need consistency and to feel like I'm working up towards something rewarding in order to actual do anything."

"Rewarding, how?"

"I'm glad you asked. Remember how I said that the normal stars are worth 1 point and the big ones worth 3? Well, by the end of the week if I've acquired at least 30 to 40 I get treated to an ice cream sundae on Sunday, I can only get 5 small stars per day with the exception of a big star every now and then. If I go over 30 or 40 I get extra toppings."

"That seems oddly simple." Lucifer states still looking MC up and down quizzically.

"It is!" MC exclaims pulling out a chart from behind their back. A chart large enough to fit multiple stickers on it, the chart is divided into six sections: Monday through Saturday. "Here." They hand him the chart. "You're in charge of stickers."

Dumbfounded, Lucifer takes the chart sheet in his hands. He has the passing thought 'if only my brothers were this easy.' Before dismissing it completely, knowing that there are easier things wished for.

"This will ensure you behave?" He asks once more for clarification.

MC only simply nods.

"You put it up there." MC continued pointing to the refrigerator. "so that everyone sees and I feel a sense of accomplishment."

"Are you sure you want it up there?" He asks tiredly. "Won't the others tease you?"

"Yeah, probably." MC answers matter o factly. "But you won't be buying them a fancy Sundae at the end of the week, or will you?"

"So, now I'm the one buying you ice cream? When did we agree to this?"

"I mean... I thought that was implied by you being my assigned sticker giver. Besides it's a small price to pay for my good behavior, don't you think?"

"Are you threatening me?" He asks looking up at them with a quirked eyebrow, even if so it's not like they're asking for much. He wishes his brothers asked only for the same to ensure their well behavior... but unfortunately life is not that easy.

"No." They answer with such genuinety that he almost thinks they're messing with him. "I'm just trying to make life easier for the both of us; the idea is to ease me into a new environment and eventually I won't need the stars anymore to ensure I behave. If I don't maintain consistency I let my environments shape me and that's not always a good thing but like this I keep myself in line regardless of my new environment."

"Very well, all be it for my peace of mind." Lucifer sighs pinning up the laminated sheet on the fridge.

At first the brothers do tease MC about it, but MC doesn't really seem to care all that much as they do their chores happily with the promise of ice cream in mind. Eventually the teasing stops, after all, how fun is it to tease someone who doesn't really care?

But it starts with Beel noticing, MC gets treated to a sundae from Madam Screams every Sunday that leaves him watering at the mouth. Well, now Beel wants in on the action. He asks Lucifer to do the same for him.

Lucifer doesn't really care, Beel is probably one of the most well behaved of his brothers save for when he goes on his hunger rampages or acts out because of food. He doesn't think much and accepts to do the same for Beel upon his request.

Now it's not just MC and Lucifer going out very Sunday to Madam Screams but also Beel and the fact that they're all going out in a group makes it feel somewhat exclusive... that mixed with the fact that MC has to separate from Mammon every Sundaybto go pick up their Sundae and we all know how much Mammon hates being apart from MC add into Mammon demanding that Lucifer do that same for him.

Things have just become interesting. Mammon is the brother that needs this the most in Lucifer's eyes but he doubts his brother can completely behave, regardless he doesn't stop his brother from trying after all it's to his own benefit (Lucifer's) maybe now he'll be able to get some more work and rest in.

Well the said is done, it doesn't completely work but he has noticed Mammon behaving a lot more than he usually did. Not to add that he's gotten competitive with the other two about who can earn more toppings on their sundae than the rest... even if he ends up losing every time.

Asmo is the third to fall into the trend. After all, a Sundae by Lucifer's treat and by side MC!? What could possibly be better!? Besides the game looks really fun, and now Asmo is eager to join in on the fun.

It's not like Asmo is ill behaved or boisterous in any way, so he doesn't have to make much of an effort but some times he will slip up and it's only then that he makes an effort.

Levi is the fourth to fall into this game. As always it's his envy that causes him to get involved in MC's and his brothers game, and who can blame him? I mean who likes feeling left out, right?

The following Monday during dinner he starts to pout and complain about how he isn't being included in the most indirect round about way.

"After all what did I expect, it's not like you guys would include me in your game..."

"It's not a game Levi, MC and the others have to earn their ice-cream." Lucifer clarifies putting down his eating utensils.

"You don't have to lie to me, Lucifer." Levi pouts. "Its not like I want to be included in that normie game you guys are playing anyway!"

Lucifer lets out a tired breath as he asks himself whether he really wants to deal with this right now... well, the answer is that he doesn't but he isn't going to leave his brother sulking about not being included, after all, it'll only get worse the longer he leaves him sulking.

And just like that Levi's in.

Those left are Satan and Belphegor and, of course, he doesn't expect either to willingly participate. I mean they won't obey him or behave on a regular basis, in fact it's the complete opposite; they usually go out of their way to make his life harder, so why would they participate in a game that requires them to do something that is supposed to make his life easier?

He won't bother with them, after all, he's far too busy with the work he has from Diavolo as of lately.

But then Satan surprises him by announcing that he to will join this game. Of course, Lucifer is suspicious of Satan's intentions after all why would he willingly chose to make Lucifer's life much easier?

Satan claims he just wants to feel involved, and since everyone is already doing it he might as well too.

Lucifer's on guard with Satan, he's trying to figure out what he's scheming but Satan genuinely seems to be doing what he should.

Still, Lucifer can't help but check his drawers and closet when he finds Satan leaving his room after having claimed that he was only sorting the clean laundry to its appropriate places, and he can't help not double checking his drinks, or looking over his things when Satan brings them to him.

Satan is behaving and he takes pleasure in how uneasy that makes Lucifer. The look on Lucider's face whenever Satan does something good or helpful with a smile and nothing more is priceless. Of course, it's not like Satan is going to let Lucifer get to comfortable. If Lucifer does get too comfortable Satan won't have any trouble playing a small and subtle prank on Lucifer to keep him on his toes.

Not to add that Satan does cheat regularly when participating in the game, usually playing Mammon out of his points or taking credit for his work, or using Mammon in order to enact his pranks on Lucifer so they won't get traced back to him... yep, poor Mammon.

Lastly, is Belphie. He shows the most resistance to the game, it takes to much energy and effort neither of which he cares to spare on a silly game.

But as much as he hates to admit it. He hates waking up to an empty house on Sunday; there's no Beel or MC to greet him and the fact that everyone else is also playing along with the game makes him feel excluded. It's not bad enough that he was locked up in the attic for the longest time and only came back after all the other brothers had already formed bonds with MC but even now they get to spend more time with them all because of that dumb game.

So in the end, as reluctant as he might be he announces in the most nonchalant and anticlimactic way that he too will participate in the dumb game.

Much like Satan, he'll either mooch of Mammon's points or use Mammon to get out of trouble for certain things. He'll petition Lucifer about being able to share points with either Beel or MC because that chore was a "combined effort".

In the end all the brothers end up participating, it doesn't 100% solve the occasional behavioral problems and shenanigans that occur within the house of lamentation but it does help placate them if even by a small percentage.

And it's only when he gets to sit down and breathe after a long day of paperwork and meetings that Lucifer notices what a good influence MC has been on his brothers.

Of course, by this point MC no longer needs the gold star sticker system to keep in line but at this point they don't have the heart to end the game... not when everyone has come to have fun with it so much.

#obey me! #obey me! shall we date? #obey me: one master to rule them all #obey me #obey me shall we date #om lucifer #om leviathan #om mammon #om beelzebub #om belphegor #om satan #om asmodeus #om beel #om belphie #om asmo

[uwuowotf2waslife]

The mercs with an s/o who is on the autism spectrum? If you want to

 as a person with diagnosed autism( ASD that later changed to SCD but concidering my countrys lack of proper diagnosis and non-existant support when i was growing up, im not sure,it might was a result of chronic abuse or i was a really weird kid) its my duty to answer this ask,

always know that you are perfect with all your imperfections 

just because maybe your brain is wired different it doest make you less of a person

you are poetry

Scout

-my boy has adhd ( probably undiagnosed until he was examined by Medic) so you two might have a little problem at the begining.

-he might be the closest to a jack russel in human form, but he cares about you and is willing to sit down and do his research so he can understand you and your struggles. He isn’t a hypocrite, he is a hyperenergetic bundle of daddy issues and is sure he will annoy you from time to time, he annoys pretty much everyone except his mom on rare occasion, he is a hanfull and he knows that years now. But he also has come to understand that everyone has struggles and little things that make them more special than others.

-if you have problems with communication , he’ll be your mouth .Problems with sensory overstimulation? he will escort you to the safest place and hug you tighter than he thought hes capable of. People mistreating or bullying/insult you? the bat is in his hands and his ready to hit home runs on their balls. You might not be the perfect couple, you will struggle like every couple and have fights and arguments, but he is ready to phase every difficulty that comes on your way. He loves you and he is here for the ride even if its bumpy.

Soldier

-( I and i think a big part of the community claim he is actually autistic) Probably the most tricky of the mercs, since at one side he might completely relate/understand you and the relationship go smoother than soft butter on bread, or he might have problems communicating the relationship problems with you.

-as all relationships you two must sit down and communicate your problems. Believe me he isn’t mentally retarded ( a horrible misconsumption ive seen being thrown around), yes he is stubborn and can’t read social cues to save his life, but he is a loyal beefcake with a golden heart hardened by a lifitime of war. He knows he isn’t the perfect man, he has nightmares and panic attacks on the regualr after so much trauma in his life. But he also knows that if he S/O needs him, it doesnt matter if its a small or big thing, he is ready to go through hell and back to make them happier or more comfortable 

-you can’t stand loud noises? copy that privet, he will stop yelling/ screaming around you. Certain things make you uncomfortable/ anxious? hes at your side and he is ready to snap necks...you have his heart and his adoration, he ain’t a coward or a pansy, you’ll win over any challenge that comes your way like the absolute unit you are and he is there to assist

Pyro

-fresh from the start they can recognise you have autism, i lowkey think they might be ( actually in young adults asd and mild schizophrenia can be mixed and confused by not good qualified doctors, its been years since i read that study so correct me if im wrong) or have really good gut insticts. Either way, they know you are struggling and trie in subtle ways to help you

-did an important call without stuttering? hug and smooch on the crown of your head, completed all your work/homework? they will cover you in stickers and cuddle you in their pillowfort, stood up for yourself? my girl theyll make a huge cupcake tray and youll two will eat while watching sappy disney films

- you won’t struggle as much, i see them as more easy going than other members of the team. But they also have big issues that may create problems in the relationship that you both need  to work on. They are more than a handfull and they aren’t unaware of it, they spended years locked inside their own head doing god-knows how vile and harming things to their mentality and body, they can’t believe they are alive and they wake up every day next to the most beautifull human being they have come across their lif, ( Y/n). You will bond slow but strong , you are their sunshine and theyll make sure their sunshine shines no matter what they have to do

Engie

( lowkey i think is canon he has some form of high-functioning autism, just hide its behind the southern warm and soft hospitality)

- when you confess, he hugs you ( a big thing coming from him since i dont consider him a touchy fella)  and returns the confession that he is too. He knows each person experiences different so he won’t press you for explanations or description of what you have is excactly. He just assures whatever happens, he is there to help you with

- doesn’t really change how he views you, but he takes the initiative for things like talking to strangers, calling to order or things that you struggle with, but he doesnt baby you. You are an adult person and will be treated as that, even if sometimes he feels he needs to “help” or “protect” you

-one of the most  easy going of the mercs, but his work is his priority so there will be long arguments about it. He understands your frustation, but he is a workaholic years now before you came in his life and can’t bring himself to change that. His work is his routine, the only comfort he knows and the only place that accepted him for who he is. But, he will be more elastic and have more breaks/ days off even if it means the project will be finished an hour or two later, unless it has an urgent deadline. He knows he can be very cold and emotionless, he is an engineer, not a spy for that reason. Furthermore he has his own times when he is stubborns or has an anger explosion because something broke/didnt meet his expectations or got way too invested into something that turned to be worthless/ uselless so he isn’t the one to judge if you are in a sour mood or you have your own “ explosion”. After all said and done, late at night when you are both alonein his workshop he will just cradle you in his arms and make a silence promise to always be there for you through thin and thick ( as we say to go through 40 waves and 40 more ) because you are something that no machine or creation can emulate or recreate, you are ( Y/N) and you are the love of his life.

Demo

-arguably one of the three more knowledgable of the mercs in the topic of mental health department. Being raised in an orphanage i doubt he didnt had at least a dozen other kids who had from high to moderate to severe autism ( during the 20th century it wasnt uncommon for people with autism to be thought less human or that the family of said people couldn’t provide for them in severe cases so theyd be dropped on orphanages and psychiatric hospitals)., so he has some first hand experiene with what autism is. It isn’t something for him in all honesty, after so much trauma and hardship in his life he is at peace that peopleare different and their brains are rarely wired the same

-he also know he isn’t ideal, he acts really stupid when he is drunk and his alcohol consumption alone is a very big problem for any relationship he ever had in his life and i doubt he is the image of psychological perfection, but he also knows that if you are willing to keep him around you have seen him wasted out of his mind, he is more than willing to put up with anyof your quirks or difficulties.

-you want to stim? go ahead he’ll leave the room/the house so you can stim to your hearts content, you want to stay? sure thing lass, hell sit in a corner and drink a bit while you have your thing. Work/ school/ home life is stress full and you are in the verge of a breakdown? he has already wrapped you like a burrito and he is holding you while you cry/vent, you dont want to be touched at that moment? hell take you to an open field and you can blow things up to get all those feelings out of you. He isn’t ideal, he is at peace with that, but now that you appeared in his life, you became the apple of his eye. He’ll cherish you and protect you both as body but as a mind and a soul for whatever shit life throws at you, he was never one to back down a challenge.

Heavy

-due to the language barrier and his nature as a quiet man it’ll take him some time. If you bring it up he’ll simply nod and run to Medic or Spy for translation. He isn’t shy to do a doctors worth of research so he knows what he has to deal with, he knows his english is broken and would prefer to have a migraine over the amount of books hes read than make you feel uncomfortable. Probably will ask advice from Medic ( the most qualified on the team) untill hes satisfied he knows enough.

-probably the sanest of the mercs, but he isn’t perfection. He had to endure famine and death from very early in his life, always be the stone his family anchored on and most people on his life, so he has his own big problems. At one side he is used to so many things, he is somewhat indiferent. You aren’t harming anyone nor its life threatening, so it doesnt really change what he feels about you. All people have flaws, noones perfect and if they do think they are perfect, they are very, very wrong. I won’t lie to you, some times hell get confuse with your behavior or will get tired of being the “ anchor” of the relationship, but he will never admit it. He survived the Gulags and years in Siberia, this is nothing but a walk in the park for him. He isn’t a fuckboy, he doesn’t want you just for some fuck and then hell forget you exist, he is much more sentimental than he appears to be. He beginned this with you because he sees you more than a body, he sees you as someone he wants to spend the rest of his life with even if itll be a challenge, he was never a quiter and he wont be now.

- don’t expect much communication help from him, unless its in russian. But whenever you feel the tiniest bit of self-doubt or anxiety his arms are open to embrace and warm you with  his love. He might was raised among anarchy and war, but he is a gentle giant with a heart bigger than Russia herself. He knows you two will struggle especially on the communication domain but he is willing  to do what it takes to make your life easier/ less challenging. He came here to stay, only if you allow him 

Medic

-Arguably the most medically qualified of the mercs, but considering the era of his studies hes at least rusty on modern terminology and general understanding of what autism is. Nontheless his a doctor ( with or without a medical license) and i doubt he ever followed the rules of ethical and unethical medicine. He is a healer primeraly and he can’t claim to be the most mentaly stable of the team.

-he might be many things, he knows hes at least crazy by normal standards and has made extremely questionable choices in his life,but he cares for the people he is close to, lovers and collagues alike. He won’t try to ‘change’or ‘medicate’ you; unless you specifically ask him for, like yes he has defied any sort of ethical medicine and has played god many times in his life, but he knows that if he changes you, you won’t be ‘you’. You will be you still, but nothing more than a lobotomized version of yourself and he fears that. Let’s be real, he probably choosed you because you are a smart individual ( that includes both street and book smarts alike) so if he “killed” your smart he would essentially kill you and this doesnt sit well with him.

-feeling down? no worries, the doctor is here ( afterhe finis hes re-connecting snipers new kidneys). Stressed? Archimedes will be your own personal cheerleader and the rest of the flock won’t let you all stressed and alone while Medic is working. In the simplest of works,he wants you to know that  he might be a madman on the field and the medbay, but he is also your lover and that means he cares about you. He doesnt care if act a lil strange or you have some special things about you, guess what? he doesnt cares. H e never cared and he will never cared, all the greatest minds had something  special about them and you are no exception. He chosed to have a relationship with  you and you accepted the love request of a surgery-happy maniac , im sure he is beyond equiped to handle you in all aspects. He might not be the most touchy but he will make his point across that you are someone who means wayy to much for him to change

Sniper

- ( i highly think he is autistic, just the way hes potrayed in most fanfics he acts lowkey autistic, mostly in the communication and sociable part) growing up in the middle of nowhere probably he has never even heard ‘autism’ as a word , so his very lost. (another headcanon of mine is that he is also iliterate) You need to explain to him what autism is and how it affects your life. He has a non-pleasant expression on his face, because he realises most things that you say what that “autism”is and the thing it has are things he actually  has and felt throughout his life. He looks like hes having a religious expierience and when you are done he only nods and hugs you almost mechanically.

-he will need some time, not because ofyou, but because of him. You might think he is breaking up with, butin reality he just needs some time alone to sit down and think about all the things you said. Its one of the biggest revalations he has experienced on his life and it has hit him like a wall of bricks.

- after a few days he will return to the base and will ask you to meet with him on the most secluded of his snipers nest. While you prepare for the upcoming breakup, he actually showers and wears somet hing nice for the first time in a while. He goes out of his way to make the sniper nest a bit more “ comfortable” even bribe spy into giving him one of his fancy wines. Once you go up the nest and you two meet, he is the most clingy he has ever been and almost drinks the whole bottle out of pure anxiety. Once his tipsy enough he actually confesses that from the things you said, he found out hes also autistic. Que him basically clinging you like a broken koala baby while half-sobbing to expell all the tension he  has inside him. Please pet his hair and rub his back,he will melt and quit his rugged manly man persona for that moment. He needs you there, he needs your soft touch to ground him while his whole life comes crushing down and a weight he never imagined is being lifted from his shoulders.After that, its quaranteed you two won’t be seperated ever again, he needs you to ease all this pain he has gathered from his troubled life and he will provide you the world and the stars.

Spy

- he knows what autism is( as a spy he should know about human psychology/mental disorders just to know how to impersonate any person with or without issues) and he is a very observant man. He has above average attention span and knows how to read body language so he has figured you are autistic a long time ago. He is just waiting for you to open up about it or confess it, but he also knows the social stigma around autism so he keeps his mouth shut because he really doesn’t want you  to feel uncomfortable or ‘naked’ in front of him

- i heavily headcanon him to be at least depressed/having an ugly anxiety disorder or even a dissosiative disorder considering a big part of his life is carefully crafted theater , so he can’t say he is any more better than you.Furthermore he never really cared about what society thinks about mental ilnesses, whos here to judge who sane and not? he has seen so much shady things behind closed doors of “ pure” people he has lost all respect for what society thinks its normal and what is weird or not acceptable. Yes he follows the rules of “good” society but thats more of a habit than a need. Plus have you seen what the good ol’ society behind close doors? yap youll need a good bible study and some church to wash away the sins.

-eventually when you confess to him,he doesn’t really act. He knows its a heavyemotinal moment for you but he can’t open up for his own problems, at least now. But he will embrace you for now and say all the sweet words you need to hear...untill the same time he gets drunker than he can and confesses to you in french all his psychological troubles while he cries on your chest. He won’t let go unless he wants to vomit and he will cling to you for dear life while he experiences one of the ugliest meltdowns he has experienced in the last decade. Probably will wake up with a monster of a hangover, but once he feels you wrapped around him and feel your heartbeat on the bones of his back something will meltin him. He will gather whatever strenght he has, turn around, give you one of the most genuine smiles he has ever given in his entire life and peck your lips bore he starts whining and requiesting you to either kill him or fetch medic. Perhaps one day hell say all the things he wants to say in you mother tongoue but for now, just know he will cherish you and love you like the most exquisite poetry that has graced his life

#tf2 #tf2 imagines #tf2 facts #tf2 self insert #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 sniper #tf2 engie #tf2 demo #so #all #long post #autism #relationships dynamic #mentall health

[bobasheebaby]

200 Brooklyn 99 Prompts

Rosa

1 “Talk to him, that's what friends do.” “Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.” “That's your plan for dealing with this?” “That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.”

2 “I'm already seeing somebody, NAME.” “Oh, and just like that, things got interesting.” “And just like that, I left.”

3 “NAME is even wearing his/her formal leather jacket.” “It's the one without any blood on it.”

4 “Right, that's the guy/girl you said the lame stuff about. Like he’s/she's a good listener.” “Sorry, what do you look for in a guy/girl?” “Real stuff, like the shape of his/her ass.”

5 “Sorry I'm late. I had to go back to the deli and return my Everything Bagel. In what world does everything not include beef jerky?” “All of them.”

6 “He/She also likes to look up recipes online and go, "Who's got the time?"

7 “Thank you, NAME. Your entire life is garbage.”

8 “NAME , tell us about your family.” “I have one.”

9 “Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.”

10 “I am dating his/her nephew/niece. Now we are hanging out on weekends. What is next? Oh! Small talk.”

11 “Wait, is that a smile I see?” “Possibly. My immune system is too weak to fight off my smile muscles.”

12 “Whoa, what happened? You know what, forget it. I'll just read NAME’s notes.”

13 “NAME? Are you stuck in there?” “No, I'm in here by choice.” “Oh, 'cause I hear some banging noises as if someone was struggling to open the door.” “No. That was the pipes.” “Or, is it the sound of you learning how to ask for help? You know, you can't spell ‘independent’ without ‘dependent.’” “And you can't spell ‘Go [bleep] yourself’ without ‘[bleep] you.’”

14 “I've said "excuse me" more times this morning than I have in my entire life. Twice!”

15 “Oh, nothing better after a long shift than coming to BAR NAME. It's like Cheers, where everybody knows your name.” “A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You're describing hell.”

16 “So, what is this? Casual, serious? I need to know how to make fun of you.”

17 “NAME and I broke up. He/She ate soup too much.” “What, like every day?” “It happened twice.”

18 “So, what are you drinking?” “I'll have a margarita. But, like, a skinny margarita. So, like, tequila, lime, and a tiny splash of agave.” “Mm. I refuse to order that.”

19 “What are you looking all wistful about?” “Just thinking, about relationships and love, and how I'm way better at them than I thought I'd be. Should I do a TED Talk on it?” “Doesn't seem any dumber than all the other TED Talks.”

20 “Why didn't you tell me? I had no idea things were getting that serious.” “Yeah, it's very embarrassing having feelings.”

21 “So are you bringing someone to the wedding?” “No, I'm taking a break from dating for a while.” “What?” “I'm sick of asking people how many siblings they have. Oh, is it somewhere between zero and two? How fascinating.”

22 “I grew a goatee and it looks amazing, and I know you can see it.” “Of course we can see it, NAME. It's horrible.”

23 “It feels like you're being a little harsh.” “Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up.”

24 “Are your senses heightened?” “I think I might be pregnant, not bitten by a radioactive spider.”

25 “You're what sneezes are!”

26 “Seriously, you guys should stand up once in a while. You know, for your hearts.”

27 “NAME, this is dumb. I'm just gonna go.” “No, no, no. You promised me more time. I still have seven minutes.” “I really don't want to miss my flight, and I cannot physically stand the way that room smells anymore.” “Just breathe through your mouth.”

28 “You know, some people say, ‘Mo money, mo problems,’ but those people are idiots. Money's amazing.”

29 “Dude, just admit you ruined everything and turned our lives into a living hell. No biggie.”

30 “We don't want anyone getting alcohol poisoning, so if you throw up, you're disqualified.” “I never throw up. I just tell my stomach to deal with it. My body is terrified of me.”

Jake

31 “I also have a hairline fracture in my thumb. Mankind's least important finger, am I right?”

32 “I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.”

33 “How much could I possibly owe you? Fifty, sixty bucks?” “Two thousand, four hundred and thirty seven dollars.” “Dollars?! Wait, of course dollars. Why was that the part I was surprised by?”

34 “So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.” “Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?” “Breakfast burrito, but yeah.” “I pity your dentist.” “Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.”

35 “I'm talking to my credit card company. I tried to get an online subscription to the New Yorker and they declined me. Apparently, based on my previous purchases, they assumed it was fraud. That's crazy. I'm fancy. One time I had coffee-flavored ice cream.”

36 “Rules are made to be broken.” “They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.” “Uh, piñatas.” “Glow sticks.” “Karate boards.” “Spaghetti when you have a small pot.” “Rules.”

37 “Hey, can I ask you something?” “Mm-hmm.” “If the toilets drain into the ocean, does that mean a tiny shark could swim up and bite me in the butt?” “No, not at all.” “Psh, lame.”

38 “NAME, super important question. Which one of these shirts should I wear to dinner with your dad/mom tonight?” “Those are exactly the same.” “I have a signature look, NAME.”

39 “Hello, good sir, I'd like your finest bottle of wine, please.” “That will be $1,600.” “Great, I'd like your $8-est bottle of wine, please.”

40 “I am straight-up depressed. NAME’s been doing her best to cheer me up. He/She gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up.” “Ew, it's like you're dating your teacher.” “I know, it's so hot.”

41 “Wait. Before you say anything, I want to guess what happened based on your face. Someone died. No! You won a prize. I'm not getting better at this.”

42 “What is the bandwidth on the wifi here? We have much content to stream.”

43 “Oh, you sweaty, chair-spinning morons. You're gonna get us out of here.”

44 “Sir, I think I speak for all of us when —“ “He/She doesn't.” “He/She doesn't.”

45 “So, your brother/sister's a bit of a nightmare.” “I wouldn't say that. I mean, at most, he’s/she's a daymare.” “Those are so much scarier.” “Yeah.”

46 “Look, NAME, I burnt two hundred calories.” “That's your heart rate.” “Yeah, that checks out.”

47 “I don't slump, people. I opposite of slump. I pmuls. That's slump backwards and it's what I do. I pmuls all over this bitch.”

48 “Excuse me. We were just looking for a place to —“ “Boink.” “Yes, boink. That's my preferred term for it, too.”

49 “Thank you for doing this. I love you.” “Noice. Smort. I love you too.”

50 “Adult parties? I believe they're called orgies.”

51 “I have a sexy voice!

Champagne.

Mountain range.

Hugs.”

52 “Has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?” “Yes.”

53 “NAME, you're smiling. It's very weird. Like seeing a turtle out of its shell.”

54 “You look happy. Let me guess. Your egg sandwich fell on the floor, and they gave it to you for free.” “No. Can you do that? Why doesn't everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor?” “I was trying to insult you.” “And instead you gave me an amazing life hack!”

55 “So, we gonna talk about what happened back there? I haven't seen someone cry that much since NAME heard they were remaking ‘First Wives Club.’”

56 “Hey, there, NAME. Everything okay?” “No, I'm having a meltdown.” “Props. That was amazing.” “Thanks. It was a lot of work.”

57 “Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time. But then I'm like ‘boobs, farts, boobs, whatever’.”

58 “Ahh, babe, this is so nice. There are hot stones on our butts for no reason.” “Not on mine. My butt stones keep falling off, because I'm so tense about NAME being here and ruining everything.”

59 “Okay, don't shoot! That's how people get shot.”

60 “Rule number 3: Let's not have sex right away.” “Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt. Good rule. No sex. Good rule.”

Charles

61 “Okay, but I thought since you were in charge, maybe I could be your right hand man? Your Tinker Bell?” “Tinker Bell?” “Let me tell you something about Tinker Bell. Tinker Bell is a loyal lieutenant and a real thorn in the side of Captain Hook.”

62 “NAME, why don't you show Danger what a fax machine is.” “Okay. Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone.”

63 “Hey, NAME, are you ready to go streaking?” “What?” “That's what my dad/mom and I called getting blonde streaks in your hair. We used to do it to our ponytails on road trips. You just take a little lemon up top, and let the sun do the rest. We called it giving each other road head.” “You just said you called it going streaking.” “It had a couple names.”

64 “So we have good news, and we have bad news.” “My Nana always said, ‘Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie.’ Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.”

65 “What about me? What if something happens to NAME, and he never gets to meet my baby? I don't want to hang out with some stupid baby who's never met NAME.”

66 “Oh, you're right. I'm gonna tell him/her. It might not be today. It might not be tomorrow. It definitely won't be later than tomorrow. So pretty much today or tomorrow then.”

67 “No! I was eavesdropping. I'm always eavesdropping.” “I don't like it.” “Look, I didn't spend the last seven years watching your love ripen, only to have it sullied by a city hall wedding. You're getting married right here, right now.”

68 “I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like him/her a little bit.” “You doodled your wedding invitation.” “No, that's our joint tombstone.” “My mistake.”

69 “How many times have I smacked you in your face?” “Lost count.” “And you still have no fear of me.” “I'm trying to read your womb vibe.” “Exactly. Knock it off.”

70 “Okay, first of all, NAME, you look amazing. Secondly, I made an appointment at the salon with Nikki, for you, under the name Gabriella Fuentes de San Miguel Estrada. I had fun with the name.” “Clearly.”

71 “He’s/She's got a type, which is really any one but you.” “Yeah, that was my ex-husband/ex-wife's type, too.”

72 “Sexy train is leaving the station. Check out this caboose. Later, sluts.”

73 “I can't wait to see you, my luscious little breakfast quiche. I just want to draw you a bubble bath and spoon-feed you caviar. I think we should open up a joint checking account. I love you. [pause] What am I doing?” “It's okay. I hung up right after ‘Chucklebunny’.” “Help me. I've gone Full NAME.”

74 “Do you desire a crispen potato?” “Oh, don't mind if I do-ble. Wait a minute. Crispen potato. Why are you fancy talking.” “How dare you, sir/madam. I speak the common tongue.” “There it is again. You only do that when you're lying or hiding something.” “Hiding? Ha. Pish-posh.”

75 “Hey, donut holes. Don't mind if I do. Eurgh! Fish? Fish donuts, NAME? What is wrong with you?” “It's takoyaki. I'm drowning my sorrows in octopus balls.”

76 “Put on a T-shirt for all I care. It doesn't matter what you wear.” “Of course it matters. He has to wear the smaller checks. Big checks wash him out. Where are you, NAME?”

77 “Ooh, if they have your phone, we can track where they're going. I have ‘Find My Phone’ set up to track you. What? I do that for all my friends, not just you.” “Show me.” “There's no time!”

78 “You okay?” “Yeah, no burns. The doctor said I was lucky my body was so damp.”

79 “You guys have been down here for two hours. What, did you have sex forty times?”

80 “What? You don't need closet space. You have, like, one outfit.”

81 “You just graduated pie school, bitches. [pause] Sorry I said bitches, I'm just really worked up.”

82 “So, I know you're NAME’s best friend, and —“ “Did he/she say that? Did you get that on tape?” “No.” “No, he/she didn't say that or no, you didn't get it on tape? Doesn't matter. Either way, you screwed up big time.”

83 “What you did is the culinary equivalent of unprotected sex.”

84 “That's right. Boom. Just kicked Santa in the testicles.”

85 “No, there's no one in my life. [wink] Sort of a sad thing to wink about, I realize now.”

86 “NAME! Were you dreaming about NAME again?” “Why did you wake me up?! I told you never to wake me up!”

87 “You used all the touching time, NAME. I get 100% of the goodbye touching time. 100%.”

88 “Do you wanna know why he/she went out with him/her and not you?” “Yeah.” “Because he/she actually asked him/her out.”

89 “NAME, will you taste this batter?” “Mm-hmm. Hmm. I think it's a little off.” “You know what's off? Your mouth! Why NAME lets your stupid tongue anywhere near him/her I'll never know. Nope, I forgot the sugar. That's on me.”

90 “There's no need for NAME to see me unleash the beast.”

Captain Holt

91 “Look at you. Always working. What happened to my fun big/little brother/sister?” “Fun? I was never fun. You take that back.”

92 “It's the most fun day of the year. Something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.” “Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.”

93 “Sticks and stones, NAME.” “Describing your breakfast?”

94 “NAME, how are you feeling?” “Better today. I even managed to eat some plain toast this morning.” “Smart. Something bland.” “That's my favorite breakfast.”

95 “Joining us for lunch, Sir?” “Oh, no, I've already consumed the required calories for this day period.” “Yummy.”

96 “You all right, NAME? Tough weekend?” “I went to Barbados with my husband/wife. We wove hats out of palm fronds and swam with the stingrays. I've never been happier.”

97 “Maybe I should wing it. Love, it sustains you. It's like oatmeal.” “Okay. Okay. Not bad for winging it.” “I lied. Took me two hours to write that.”

98 “I do not have a problem. If I want to play Kwazy Cupcakes, I will play Kwazy Cupcakes. Kwazy is a difficult word to say in anger, but I think I've made my feelings clear.”

99 “This place is so romantic.” “Yeah, and so intimate.” “Don't worry. I'm not listening to you. I'm just thinking about how this sea bass is cold but not as cold and cruel as the hands of fate that have thrust my entire life into darkness.” “Ah, damn it. I just ordered the sea bass.”

100 “Yeah, and your new shirt is very aggressive and confusing. Is the pineapple the slut, or is it calling someone else a slut?” “Clearly the pineapple is the slut.” “Huh.”

101 “Oh, I've caused a problem. I think I am getting a text message. Bloop. Ah, there it is.”

102 “So nice of you to greet us, NAME. I thought surely you'd still be crushed under that house in Munchkinland.”

103 “So, do you NAME --“ “Yes.” “And do you --“ “Yes. Yes. We do. We're married.”

104 “I mean, don't people call you NAME?” “How dare you.”

105 “So you lied to me? Out of pity. You pity me.” “I wouldn't put it that way.” “I would. I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired. So I'm gonna take a nap, but when I wake up, oh, you are in for it.”

106 “Look at that. You've helped me find my smile.”

107 “Huh. Meat from the street. Sounds like a fun treat. Hah. I'm a poet and ... I didn't even know I was rhyming those words. But it happened anyway.”

108 “Oh, look at that. An alert. I'm probably trending already. What? My account has been deactivated?” “Twitter thinks you're a bot.” “Why? I am a human. I am a human male/female.”

109 “Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.” “Call me the devil, NAME? How original.” “Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.”

110 “NAME! I'm coming with you.” “Thank you, NAME.” “I'm also coming.” “Not necessary.”

111 “Spot checks are done. Needless to say I'm thoroughly underwhelmed.” “Huh. From your expression, I would have guessed constipated. Or chilly.”

112 “NAME, you have a pretty low bar for what you consider drama. Once, I used an exclamation point in a email. You called me Diana Ross.” “I assure you, in this case, I do not exaggerate.”

113 “I know they say it's not good to have a TV in the bedroom. Which is why I don't.”

114 “NAME, did you just laugh?” “Uproariously.”

115 “You know when you play along with the robot jokes, it kinda ruins my enjoyment of them?” “Yes, I know.”

116 “And what do you hope to get out of this, NAME? Let me guess revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister?”

117 “It was a good game though for a dumbass.” Okay, you're kinda overusing that one. Maybe switch it up a little bit.” “Oh, good note. You dick.” “That landed good.”

118 “Dancing over. Situation defused.” “No!”

119 “All right, NAME, I'm sick of you wasting time. So, yes, I spilled some minestrone on my pants and I'm sitting in my underwear. Happy?”

120 “You found me. Drinking seltzer in the shadows.”

Gina

121 “It's a sloppy Jessica. Mac n cheese, chili, pizza on a bun. Its everything I've wanted to eat for the last 48 hours.” “What happened? I thought you were gonna 'last forever bitches.'” “Turns out I gave up easy. You hear that bitches? I gave up so easy.”

122 “If NAME had a twin, he/she would have eaten him/her in the womb.”

123 “Wait a minute, I think I just figured something out. I got to go.” “Aren't you forgetting something?” [person a gives Person b a kiss on the forehead] “Uh no, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?”

124 “The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts. So I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.”

125 “All right, gang. Diet day 4. How's everyone holding up?” “Honestly, I'm going to last forever. You hear that bitches? I'm gonna last forever.”

126 “If I die, turn my tweets into a book!”

127 “The only reason I didn't tell you is I don't value you as people, so why be honest?”

128 “Breakups are a cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face-with-Xs-for-the-eyes.”

129 “I'm sorry. I just don't think this is something you're good at.” “What? The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, because I'm great at it.”

130 “Click. I just captured the exact moment you realized you had failed. I guess we all got something out of this.”

131 “It's so addictive, right? I play so much that when I close my eyes at night, I just see cupcakes instead of my normal dizzying array of flashing lights.”

132 “Forget your ex with meaningless sex. It rhymes because it's true.”

133 “NAME. NAME. NAME, I screwed up, big time.” “NAME, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.”

134 “So, talk to me, goose. How are we looking?” “Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.”

135 “Give me the ring.” “You sound like Gollum.” “That means nothing to me. I don't see those movies, I'm too pretty.”

136 “Oh no, six drink NAME isn't fun. He’s/She's just sad. Damn it!”

137 “I never have second thoughts. That's the luxury of having great first thoughts.”

138 “Ugh, constantly getting NAME’s approval is the worst.” “Yes. I can only imagine.”

139 “You think you can just bully people, but you can't. It's not okay. I'm the bully around here. Ask anyone.”

140 “This just might work out after all.” “You're damn right it will, 'cause we're a ragtag, scrappity, fart-dumb, moron parade, smart-ass team!”

141 “Okay, NAME, stop freaking out. I have the day off. I can step in and help.” “Yeah, me too. I'm not off, but I come and go as I please. It's part of my charm. I'm like an outdoor cat.”

142 “Gina, please keep an eye on NAME today. He's/She’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself/herself punched.” “Sure, I'd love to see NAME get punched.” “Try again.” “I will stop NAME from getting punched.” “Correct.”

143 “Oh, I want him/her out. But I'm too scared to tell him/her. “ “All right, listen. I know that your spirit animal is a caterpillar that's been stepped on —“ “Mm-hmm.”

144 “What are you creeps doing? You made me look away from my phone. You better pray I didn't miss a text.” “In the two seconds you looked away?” “Seventeen texts. All of them important.”

145 “What is my favorite soup?” “Chicken noodle.” “Potato leek.” “Corn frickin' noodle. I mean, chowder, damn it.” “You're all wrong. I've never had soup.” “Don't bother. They all suck.”

146 “Okay, so that plumber was useless. But we are two smart and capable people who can definitely figure out how to fix a toilet.” “Of course we can. The internet will tell us what to do. She always does.”

147 “It's crazy how much he/she flirts with me.”

148 “Good morning.” “For whom?” “For you-m.”

149 “So he/she didn't say what happened, which can only mean one thing.” “He's/She’s in a fight club.”

150 “What's up? How can I help?” “Well, when I was a kid, I invented a magnetic flashlight clip so I could read under the covers. This clip and I went all around the world together the Shire, Sweet Valley High, Terabithia.” “But never to a friend's house, huh?” “Uncalled for.”

Amy

151 “That stuff with us is in the past. We talked about that.” “I know, but that was before you saw me in this dope ass tux. I mean you must be freaking out.” “Oh, I really am. I'm really into rented clothes. I love how many butts have been in them.”

152 “You know, we're birds of a feather, you and I.” “I hate cliches.” “Cliches are the worst.”

153 “And now I don't know what to do.” “I think you do know what to do.” “Thanks, NAME.” [leaves the room] “I have no idea what he’s/she's gonna do but that's the safest way to give NAME advice.” “Yep.”

154 “Insult me all you want, for I have only this to say —“ “Victory shall be mine!” “I heard you practicing in the shower. You can't surprise me. Letting me into your life was the worst mistake you ever made.” “Cool, fun take on our relationship.”

155 “NAME, where you at?” “Four drinks.” “What's four-drink NAME again?” “Why don't you come over here and find out?” “Right, Horny NAME”

156 “I'm sorry. We only excluded you because you're kind of an over-texter.” “Over-texter? That's not even a thing.” “Oh really? So you don't remember the time you sent 97 unanswered texts in a five-minute span?” “My phone vibrated itself off the desk. I think it was committing suicide.”

157 “What the hell? I used NAME's exact recipe. I know I'm not a great cook, but I love following instructions.”

158 “What's going on? Is this a dream? No, I'm not holding a label maker.”

159 “My power went out last night and my alarm didn't go off.” “Your alarm is power dependent? You brought this on yourself, son.”

160 “I'd also like to apologize for my friend. His /Her parents didn't give him/her enough attention.”

161 “I'm in! A bet which improves someone's manners? Double score.”

162 “He’s/She's scared.” “He’s/She's not scared. With all due respect, NAME, NAME has no feelings.”

163 “I'm so cold even my fiery dance moves aren't keeping me warm.”

164 “I'm sorry. I tried to be myself and they hated it.”

165 “All right, someone's gotta go out there and kill that feathery bastard. NAME, you're always looking for an excuse to behead something.”

Sergeant Jeffords

166 “It was like taking candy from a baby.” “Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!”

167 “I was raised on disco. Little NAME loved to hustle.”

168 “Or is your favorite artist really Taylor Swift?” [Scoffs] “No.” “Lie.” “All right, fine, she is. She makes me feel things.” “She makes all of us feel things!”

169 “Urgh, what's in these?” “Potatoes, butter, a little milk. Oh, and I ran out of salt, so I used baking soda.” “Why wouldn't you? They're both white powders. Of course they're interchangeable.” “Yeah.”

170 “I warned you against using donuts. They're my trigger food.”

171 “Hey, NAME, you know how you're really good at doodling?” “I know you think you're complimenting me, but calling them doodles is an insult. You a big fan of Picasso's doodles?”

172 “Your tone's braggy but your words are real sad.”

173 “See, NAME? Tough love works.” “Damn it! NAME proved the wrong point.”

174 “Now, be respectful and grieve your asses off.” “I don't know why this is happening.” “NAME, I love it. Everyone follow his/her lead!”

175 “Everything's spoiled. My lunch is ruined. My chicken, my potatoes, pasta, my meatballs, ham, my yogurt.” “Wow, that's a lot of yogurt.” “I love yogurt.”

176 “Kind of seemed like you were gonna get up and leave after saying all that.” “I was, but I think I hear NAME.”

177 “You better look cute in this picture, or no one's gonna want you. Do something with your damn paws!”

178 “My tolerance has really changed since I had kids!”

179 “I'm hungry!” “Oh, you're in luck; the fanny pack is filled with granola.” “Mmm! Loose granola.” “I don't want fanny granola! I want steaks and whiskey!”

180 “You probably can't tell, but I'm flexing my brain like crazy right now.”

181 “What's that smell? That's lavender. NAME loves lavender.”

182 “Okay. Excuse me. Can we please eat? My body is starting to digest itself. NAME needs nutrients!”

183 “Don't look at me. NAME wastes all that time building muscles, make him do it.” “Oh, come on, you all know these are just for show.”

184 “Sorry? You bumbling son of a bitch. You just ruined my life. I hope you get hit by a truck and a dog takes a dump on your face.” “Nothing to see here. Just a little hypoglycaemic rage. Move along.”

185 “I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!”

Hitchcock

186 “NAME, why do you have your shirt off?” “Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one.”

187 “What bet? What are you guys talking about?” “Seriously? The bet? They've been keeping score all year. It comes up all the time. What are you doing all day?!” “Nothing. Why, you want to hang out?”

188 “So you just want us to lie on the ground and do nothing like a bunch of losers?” “Yes, precisely.” “No!” “Jackpot!”

189 “I don't like it. Something stinks.” “Well, I'm sorry, but I refuse to mask my natural musk with a bunch of chemicals.”

190 “My God. NAME, are you the only person still making sense?” “Yeah. It's bad.”

191 “All right, food is ready, decorations are set, guests should start arriving any moment, and the chairs are still perfection.” “He/She said they're perfection. I'm so proud of you, buddy.” “It was you. You made this happen.”

192 “Who do you think it's gonna be?” “I've no idea.” “I bet it's me. I just hope I'm ready.”

193 “Okay, look, this was maybe a weird way to start the night, but the good news is, we can still make our dinner reservation and no one got hurt.” “Actually, I cut myself real bad.” “Of course you did.”

Scully

194 “Oh, so your plan is to not take this seriously at all?” “Oh, I am as serious as a heart attack. No offense, NAME.” “Nah. Mine are never that serious. I call 'em ‘oopsies’.”

195 “I miss my home chair.” “You miss a chair?”

196 “Are those thumbtacks? What the hell, NAME?” “I thought they'd make good confetti.” “Why?”

197 “All right, anyone else have questions? NAME, NAME, you've been weirdly silent.” “We didn't want to say anything that would get us uninvited.”

198 “Okay, first of all, I want to say that this was one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make. There is so much talent in this room.” “Just tell us, bitch. Act as if you already have the role.”

199 “I'll be back. Don't move.” “Not a problem. I hate moving.”

200 “Where should we begin? Do you have any experience with puzzles?” “Yes. I've never solved one.”

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          ·ﾟ☀ i am already so tired of myself and i have class soon aGAIN ........ ugh well again , i am teddy , a she / her pronoun user and current mun to two muses in this delightful shining star of a group ! i now present galen , my newest gaming gf creation who just wants everyone to fucking include each other ! my preferred plotting method is via discord over at 𝐤𝐲𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 !#6439 , i’ll make a plotting call there and i’ll reach out to everyone who likes this !

      *       read   all   about   galen sorenson ,   otherwise   affectionately  nicknamed   the champ.   the   twenty - one  year  old  gamer  and  blossoming  actress  is   widely   known   for   being   uninhibited,   magnanimous,   self - deprecating,   capricious   and   recently   made   headlines   when   they   allegedly   dropped a sponsor due to their support of autism speaks .   apparently   judas   claims   to   be   sitting   on   an   even   bigger  story   involving   them   -   whatever   the   truth   may   be,   i'm   sure   it   won't   stay   hidden   for   long.   &    a screaming laugh following a jumpscare waking the whole house , overthinking an interaction hours after it’s passed , a childhood spent begging to be read the ugly duckling and lingering on every word , neurodiversity stickers pasted all over a gaming pc. ◜   ⭒  ic:   alisha boe.   cis woman.   she / her.    

BIO : mohammed and karina sorenson have never been a conventional pair . to start , they meet when he , the biggest male model of the 80′s , is hired to walk for her winter collection , being one of europe’s top knitwear designers who never seems to go out of style . he’s eccentric and as magnetic as can be , she’s demure and has never said a word regarding anything but her work . they don’t make sense , but they’re married two years in secret before finally making their relationship known . mohammed , progressive and independent minded despite his traditional somali family , takes her last name and relocates to norway , where karina gives birth to a stunning baby girl that steals the hearts of the eu as the tabloids go crazy over her . 

elissa is nearly 18 when her mother has the news to shock a nation : she’s miraculously pregnant , once more , far enough along that she intends to keep the baby despite both her and mohammed being into their 40′s . karina , having named their first baby , gives the reigns over to mo for their second child , but isn’t too happy with his pick

galen literally translates to mad , to incorrect , she argues , elissa firmly on her side

it gives her a chance to choose her own path . it gives her something to make for herself , mohammed counters , and that ends that .

galen is born in olso and is every bit as precious as her sister , now old enough to even potentially be her mother . her parents , busy with their ventures but over the moon to have a new baby in the house , raise her for her first few years in a small norwegian town to shield her from the prying eyes of the public

mohammed is first to notice that she doesn’t respond to her name or seem interested in looking at him , keeping her focus on whatever toy catches her eye for the day . he and karina write it off when she doesn’t hit her talking milestones or hold crayons the way other toddlers do , or figure she’s just an introvert when her preschool teacher mentions she doesn’t enjoy playing with the other kids during free time

they can’t ignore it any longer when she hits grade school , instantly falling behind with the rigorous private school pace and eventually warranting a visit from the school psychologist . she remembers the worry that paints her parents weathered faces when , at six years old , she’s given a laundry list of diagnoses and recommended for “ alternate ” schooling

something about the way her teachers treat her , so broken and unworthy of respect , makes her shut down , regressing with any progress she had shown and really refusing to cooperate with most adults she comes by . elissa is a budding starlet taking weekends off from film roles to spend time with her little sister , knowing that behind the quiet dark eyes of the child who wouldn’t look at you was a bright mind teeming with unsaid thoughts

her parents go to all ends to hire her private tutors and special therapists , which help her keep up at grade level . she’s in middle school when her science teacher , noting galen’s aptitude on exams and incredible recall , says she may fare better in an american school , recommending one he knows will accept a prestigious line such as the sorensons . 

she moves to pennsylvania at 12 and the change is hard . she again regresses and suffers at the hands of her peers at the private catholic school she attends , her parents reaching a level of despair thinking they’ve failed their daughter , unable to get her the help she deserves despite their best attempts . galen , sick of being deemed the broken doll , seeks out an escape from the world to try and give her some reprieve from the constant pity she wishes she could express is only doing more harm than good

she likes makeup but sucks at it , enjoys art but can’t seem to draw for the life of her . she knows she’s tone deaf as all hell and doesn’t like sweating enough to be willing to dance . for once in her life , despite all the years of trying to ignore the well - meaning comments of those around her , galen starts to believe maybe there is something wrong about her .

it’s elissa’s celeb boyfriend who buys her an xbox for christmas , figuring the two could play it as a bonding experience . brimming with quiet gratitude , galen spends hours on the damn thing in between study sessions . tutors notice an improvement in focus , more motivation to work and get things done so she can finally hop back onto the console and escape into a fantasy .

she begs her parents to let her do homeschooling for her high school years , to which they agree and she thrives . she upgrades now to a gaming pc and plays through everything she can get her hands on . people on her teams don’t know her , and they don’t treat her any differently than anyone else , so before long she’s unlocking a bubblier side to herself that just feels content .

she records her playthroughs in silence ( she’s gaining confidence , but still shy , and god knows how the internet treats female gamers ) and uploads them to youtube under a stupid channel name with only a few hundred subscribers . noting the accuracy and speed with which galen destroys shooter games , someone suggests she try overwatch .

galen is hooked in an instant . she plays matches in between daily activities and quickly climbs ranks to becoming a force to be reckoned with in the competitive community . after finding a team where she feels particularly at - home , they launch to stardom due to their sweeping wins and incredible cohesion . galen becomes something of an overnight sensation , quiet and unassuming , and this recognition feels like the validation she’s been seeking for herself this whole time

she blossoms and cements her legacy as an overwatch competitive titan by the time she graduates , reaching grandmaster status and being known throughout the community for her strategy and technique . her youtube channel grows exponentially , and after realizing this is a viable future for herself , galen posts her playthroughs with her commentary and finds that people love what she does . she moves to new york in order to collaborate with other big gamers , and on her channel , she does a combination of horror games , overwatch trainings , and new release reviews and builds a following similar to markiplier or jackseptic eye , with a second vlog channel to document when she goes off to tournaments or simple things from her days

she’s 19 when her repeated wins get the attention of a massive gaming studio who invite her to come record some lines as an easter egg of sorts for her fans in a new game they’re developing . her work is met with rave reviews and suddenly game titans are nearly breaking down her door for more voice acting work . galen , who’s always felt like the ugly duckling compared to her sister’s perfect legacy , takes this opportunity to emulate her sister’s career , and nearly doubles over when a film studio approaches her with interest of casting her as a supporting role in a project of theirs . though she’s never pictured herself to be in front of a camera quite like that , with some coaching , galen nails it , and finds the high of acting catapults her from relative fame into newfound stardom .

she’s one of the newer members of the brat pack considering her youtube fame was more inconspicuous than her film work , though she still is adjusting to life in the limelight . she stays close to her roots and continues to post regularly to her channel and streams on twitch , collaborating with other increasingly big names to gain her more views . 

galen’s most notable push since rising to fame has been her advocacy for neurodiversity and recognition for how poorly people with learning disabilities are treated in society . she doesn’t go in detail with her diagnoses but she does make jokes about them on her stream in order to normalize their mentions . she recently dropped a sponsor for their support of autism speaks and donates a majority of her merch revenue and tournament winnings to advocacy causes . she’s proud of who she is and hopes the future can be shaped into what kids like her needed when they were growing up .

galen lives up to her father’s prediction this whole time and changes her channel’s name to galengaming , proud to tout the moniker that spurred her to create a path she wanted rather than be told who to be by the world around her . 

PERSONALITY : galen has an energy about her that is like the sun hidden behind a cloud . upon first impressions , she’s a bit more timorous and nervous as she gets her footing of wherever she may be , especially with some of the more public - eye type settings she’s been put in since sort of being sucked into the brat pack . she wants to make sure she’s acting appropriately for whatever the situation calls and may often seem tense or apprehensive .

once she’s loosened up or seen a familiar face she can latch onto , she blossoms into a ball of unfiltered energy . she loves humor and memes and can often be found competitively launching memes she’s found into her team’s group discord server . she’s witty and often makes herself the butt of her own jokes in order to lighten the mood , though she’ll be sure to clarify that she loves herself and only does so to keep herself humble lmao . 

her playthroughs are VERY stream of consciousness but its this lack of filter that seems to be her fans’ favorite thing about her , a willingness to say whatever unhinged thing she may be thinking followed by a shrieking scream after a jumpscare or a string of screeching expletives after missing a goal

she can perhaps sometimes be too unfiltered and unwittingly come across as harsh or blunt , though she’ll often realize this after the fact and feel incredibly remorseful . galen has a habit to overthink and will panic for the rest of the night if she fears she’s inadvertently offended you , but won’t apologize due to being too nervous to figure out exactly how to do so ssksksks

one of galen’s most notable qualities is her heart , her benevolence and empathy that lead her to want everyone to feel included regardless of how different they may be . though she tries to give everyone a chance , there’s a fair amount of people perhaps too materialistic for her to get along with , and her polite way to ignore them is simply keeping her distance and pretending to not know them

which . in her own way . comes across as shady sksksk “oh you know so and so ? ” omg no i dont haha who are they “ u literally met them last night ” hahaha no i didnt x

she can be prone to mood swings simply due to a sensitivity to her own feelings and a tendency to overthink . she’ll wonder why she feels weird and even if it’s just because she’s hungry she’ll assume it’s because she said “thanks you too” when the cashier told her to enjoy her meal and then she has to sulk and play animal crossing alone in the dark for an hour before she can come out and be chill again even tho she feels worse than when she started bc shes just HUNGRY ASKSKKS

she’s used to being infantilized so she tends to be sort of short tempered if people talk down to her . this is when the wit kicks in as she is really just tired of being treated poorly by people who don’t even know her and has decided she will refuse to take any more shit ! can be a bit snippy even without realizing it but if she’s close to you she’ll usually be like “ oh my god that was rude as fuck im so sorry ” and feel bad for 20 minutes even after you say its okay lmaoo

random blurbs : um DONT ask me who she plays in her overwatch tournaments bc im using opossum and wikipedia to figure shit out as i goes , but i know for sure she calls out a lot of misogyny in the gaming world on social media !

always has her switch with her i KNOW this for a fact

anime nerd ....... nobody call her out on it she will deny until she is blue in the face and then hum the one punch man intro in her streams as if hundreds of thousands of people arent witnesses LMAO

this is so stereotypical nerd but she hates the outdoors ! says the US is so dirty and stuffy she says scandanavia is the only place she’ll ever like to be outside , she slips into norwegian when she’s recording if she gets jumpscared so she doesnt get demonetized for over - swearing lmao

also speaks french because she picked it up from her mom ! her dad usually only spoke english or norwegian , so galen didn’t get to pick up on much somali or arabic but she def knows at least a few words here and there

she vlogs a good amount of her life but she’s kinda shy about talking about who she’s dating , will probably try to keep her romantic life to herself !

excited as all hell to get into acting but the super fame that’s coming with it kinda freaks her out . she knows it’s a trade off bc she loves the feeling it gives her but hates how people are now overstepping a lot of boundaries that they didn’t before when she was just a popular youtuber

inspos are juno from the iconic movie juno , toph beifong from atla , louis theroux YES THE DOCUMENTARY GUY LEAF ME AL ONE , & amy from booksmart !

#cross.start #* ◞ 𝐢 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝖈𝖚𝖙 𝒕𝒐 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 . ❪ 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 : INTRO . #❪ yes her tags are carly rae jep/sen lyrics and hall and oates songs respectively #no i will not apologize or stop hyping EITHER of those musical geniuses up

[lovekatsukibakugo]

Formal Introduction

Hi! I’m Kay! 

I’m the writer behind this blog and I thought it was about time I introduce myself. In all honesty, I wasn’t expecting everyone to be so nice to me. I’ve had writing blogs before where no one interacted with me and I only wrote fics for people. But now here I am having the best of times! And I realized that a lot of you don’t know much or anything about me. 

So somethings to know about me. Hmm, I’m a girl. I’m pretty shy IRL and I don’t do well in crowds. I love amine and music, I’m really into reading but I don’t read as much as I would like to. Uh I live in the US. I can’t think of anything else to say, so I’m segwaying into my next bit: 

I just decided to find some fun questions and answer them. Here’s the original post that I got these from, haha

(1) Do You Sleep With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed?

Open. I can’t see it because by bed is against the same wall, so it doesn’t bother me. 

(2) Do You Have Freckles?

I have tons of cheek freckles and then random ones all over the rest of my skin. 

(3) Can You Whistle?

Not well.

(4) Last Song You Listened To.

As I am writing this, High Hopes by Panic! At The Disco 

(5) What Is Your Favourite Colour?

Purple 

(6) Relationship Status.

Single.

(7) What Is The Temperature Right Now?

I don’t know and I don’t care. 

(8) Did You Wake Up Cranky?

No. 

(9) How Many Followers?

525

(10) Zodiac Sign.

Gemini 

(11) What Is Your Eye Colour?

Brown, nearly black tho

(12) Take A Vitamin Daily?

Nope

(13) Do You Sing In The Shower?

No. I lipsync tho, haha

(14) What Books Are You Reading?

Rereading Thirteen Reasons Why because I want to critique it.

(15) Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14.

“I descend the stairs and step from the gutter up onto the curb.”

(16) Favourite Anime?

Do I really have to answer? 

(17) Last Person You Cried In Front Of?

Oh goodness, I don’t remember. 

(18) Do You Collect Anything?

Stickers. Mugs. Books.

(19) What Did You Have For Lunch?

Pizza 

(20) Do You Dance In The Car?

No.

(21) Favourite Animal?

I love cats! 

(22) Do You Watch The Olympics?

No. 

(23) What Time Do You Usually Go To Bed?

It’s never consistent (I’m writing this at 4 am) 

(24) Are You Wearing Makeup Right Now?

No. 

(25) Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean?

I don’t really swim, but a pool. 

(27) Bottled Water Or Tap Water?

Uhhhh

(28) What Makes You Happy?

Writing, anime, reading 

(29) Post A Gif Of What You’re Currently Feeling Right Now.

(30) Do You Study Better With Or Without Music?

Definitely with music. 

(31) Dogs Or Cats?

CATS! 

(32) If You Were A Crayon What Colour Would You Be?

Black 

(33) PlayStation Or Xbox.

Playstation 

(34) Would You Swim In The Lake Or Ocean?

I’ve done both

(35) Do You Believe In Magic?

I wish 

(36) What Colour Shirt Are You Wearing?

Pink and white 

(37) Can You Curl Your Tongue?

Yes 

(38) Do You Save Money Or Spend It?

Both. If it’s out of sight, it’s out of mind, but my bank card hurts. 

(39) Is There Anything Pink Within 10 Feet Of You?

Literally on my body

(40) Do You Have Any Obsessions Right Now?

Do I really have to answer? 

I had this idea somewhere within the last 24 hours, so I went ahead and did it. 

I thought it would be really fun and of course you guys can ask me questions. 

I’ll be working on a list of rules soon because, you know, just as someone says something about it, someone else asks for something that I’m uncomfortable with. But that’s okay. I can’t recall anything that triggers me or makes me uncomfortable to write until I see it really, so I’m glad that this was a thing that happened. 

So expect that and some cool af fics coming out soon! Love ya! 

(this wasn’t formal at all >//<) 

#introduction #introducing me #hi #bnha blog #writing blog #mha blog #bnha #bnha imagines #bnha imagine #bnha x reader #answering questions #haha #mha #mha x reader #my hero academia #my hero academia x reader #boku no hero academia #boku no hero academia x reader #drabbles

[villiansarepeopletoo]

7 Things They Don’t Tell You About the Disney College Program

It’s important to be realistic about the program. Everyone says that Disney World is the Happiest Place on Earth, but any Cast Member will tell you that it can be filled with the MOST unhappy people. The pedestal Disney sits on really makes it hard for Cast Members to please guests, because they expect perfection. But we are human, and we can often be looked upon as the villains of Disney World, but #VilliansArePeopleToo.

Before my program started, I had So. Many. Questions. But once training began, I quickly found out that this experience was going to be a lot different than I expected. Here are a few of the surprises I have received in the 5 months I’ve been Making Magic.

Your Hours

Nothing is guaranteed. Depending on your job (merhandise, custodial, seater (🙋🏼‍♀️), quick service food and beverage (🙋🏼‍♀️), water craft, bus greeter, character attendant, photopass photographer, attractions) you may work 30 hours a week, you may work 50. There are so many factors that go into how often you work. A lot of people don’t have time to spend in the parks like you think they would. Sometimes even on your day off, you’ve spent the week working until 1 or 2 am and you just don’t have the energy to go play in the parks. Just be prepared for crazy shifts. Sometimes I work until 12:30/1:00 and have to wake up and be at work by 7:30/8:30 in the morning. It all depends on your leaders, your location, and your job.

Your Paycheck

In correlation with your hours, your paychecks will often be disappointing. In the 5 months I’ve worked here, I’ve hit $200 twice. After taxes and rent (which they take out $122 a week for your living) there’s not much left. So a lot of people still get help from family or work part time jobs on their off days (which sounds exhausting..) But again, it depends on your hours and location! Some people make pretty good money.

Your Job(s)

Yes. That’s plural. I came into the DCP as a seater (hostess) at The Wave...Of American Flavors. Within three months, I was cross trained in 4 other locations. Being honest, I absolutely hate a few of them, and I didn’t sign up to work in Quick Service Food and Beverage. College Program kids (AKA CP’s) ALWAYS get the short end of the stick, and are almost always crosstrained in other areas. So no matter what you sign up for, be open minded to other locations. Don’t be surprised to get a phone call an hour before your shift to let you know to pick up a different costume before you come in. Or moved to a Disney Vacation Club Lounge half way through your shift in a restaurant... Disney 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 always👏🏻 short👏🏻 staffed 👏🏻 Which is why CP’s are so valuable. We work for less pay, and we are On Site temporary employees. So they use us up as much as possible. It’s not perfect, but we get into the parks for free so 🤷‍♀️ depends on how you look at it.

Your Perks

Honestly, they never get old. I still cry during The Happily Ever After Firework Show every single time even though I have it memorized. The Magic never gets old, even when you learn the Back Stage happenings.

Holidays are the best times to work at Disney. Other than the insane crowds of people, we get so many discounts. From Thanksgiving to Valentine’s Day, all merchandise for Cast Members (AKA CM’s) is 40% off. And it’s fantastic. As a Spring CP I only got a month and a half of this amazing perk, so I envy the Fall CP’s who got this for the majority of their program.

Discounts vary for CM’s. We do receive a consistent 20% off all merchandise but it’s not on Alcohol. Restaurant and food discounts change from month to month and are updated in a newsletter. They are often only for breakfast and lunch, or the percentages change with the time of day. We don’t get ANY discounts on food during most holidays. Ticket Discounts vary with the time of year as well, discounts on tickets are the best during non peak season. Discounted Tickets are purchased at Disney Univeristy (yes it’s a real place).

The best perk of all is daily, all access, free admission to the parks. The only time this is not a thing is during block out dates for newer attractions (such as Pandora and Toy Story Land). We do receive guest tickets, but we have to work for them. All Disney Interns are required to work 350 hours to receive 3 free Guest Park Hopper Tickets, and you receive one free Glue Guest Ticket after you’ve completed the infamous Disney training, Traditions.

Your People

Everyone can confidently say that Disney only hires certain kinds of employees to better guarantee the best possibly customer service to guests. And that is completely the truth. I’ve never met more people in my life that I get along with. Going through training was insane and everyone was so nice. I haven’t had one bad experience with a Cast Member interaction.

There is an extensive personality test that every CP has to take before being accepted into the program. And a lot of people get rejection letters after this part, but honestly it’s really cool. I’ve never been surrounded by other Disney-loving, movie-sing-along, so-in-touch-with-their-inner-child, nerds in my entire life and it’s amazing. My coworkers and my roommates have become some of the best friends I will probably ever have. As someone who missed out on the close knit friend group in college, this was one of the best decisions I could’ve ever made.

Your Apartment

Apartment is a nice word, I prefer the term “Glorified Dorm Room.” It’s not great, but it’s not bad either. You can live with up to 8 people in an apartment and there are 4 Disney owned Apartment Complexes: Patterson Court, Vista Way, The Commons, and Chatham Square. They’re all pretty much the same, except Vista Way is the Oldest and the rooms are smaller, and The Commons is the only one that has washer and dryers in every apartment. You do share a room with one or two other people and sleep in a twin bed. Each bedroom has their own bathroom so at least it’s nice not to have 8 people to one bathroom.

There are rules. There’s a 2 am curfew for all guests. Overnight guests are not allowed. You must show yours Cast Member ID at the gate EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. you come home.... And there are two types of apartments, Wellness and non-Wellness; basically, alcoholic or non-alcoholic. Therefore underage CP’s must all live together, or if you are 21 and don’t drink, you can definitely live with younger CP’s if you want to. All housing roommates must have the SAME arrival and departure dates. You can link up with other CP’s during the registration process and request your roommates, but it’s never guaranteed.

With such a tight living situation, your roommates are your outlet. Literally no one else in your life is going to fully understand what you do on a daily basis. And if you’re the type of person who doesn’t want to come home to a ton of people, it’s ok. Your roommates are all going to be on completely different schedules. In my apartment there were only 3 of us, out of 6, home at one time.

Your Time

Like College and most other things in life, the College Program is what you make of it. There are so many Pros and Cons that you might not expect from something that sounds like the most perfect job on earth. Everyone has bad days. But then you go to Magic Kingdom and watch the fireworks, and you remember why you did this in the first place. I’ve heard almost every CP say at least once, “Screw this, I’m self-terming in the morning...” but then you make a little girl’s day just by giving her a Minnie Mouse sticker. When you watch her run back to her parents and shove her new treasures in their faces, you remember why you wanted to work here. To Make Magic.

#disneycollegeprogram #DCP #CastMember #Cast Member #back stage #happily ever after #questions #7 Things They Dont tell you about the disney college program #villians are people too #College Program #Apartments #Vista Way #The Commons #Patterson Court #Chatham Square #Disney Discounts #Cast member Discounts

[mysonkylo]

Do all of the asks :)))

I just. I’ll knew you’ll do this to me Sophia. I love you. ;-; 

Here it goes.

1. Have you met your soul mate?

Definitely! I don’t think I’ve ever got on with someone as naturally and instinctively as I do with you. You’re basically a braver version of me that inspires me every day. I love you for that andnowI’msuperemotionalaboutthis.

2. Favorite color when you were younger, and now?

Yellow when I was younger, black right now. Character development :D

3. Do you wear eye-shadow? What color?

Yeees. I love brown, gold, pearl and generally all dimmed, pastel colors. :)

4. Are you in love right now?

Only with myself.

5. In your opinion, is love at first sight real?

Definitely not. Speaking only from personal experience, though. I fall in love in the way people act towards me and their character. And to get to know someone really takes time.

6. Are you an optimist, realist, opportunist, or pessimist?

Realist! I always cheer on myself and tell myself I’ll succeed in times of extreme stress, but I try to perceive situations and people objectively and see the threat when it’s coming. I’m more positive than negative, though?

7. First kiss details? (If you haven’t been kissed, reply how and if you would like to be.)

I think it was my first boyfriend? I was in 6th grade and we were sitting by the river, hugging. I was wearing his hoodie. Generally, it was a very sweet and tender moment, sun setting, pretty damn romantic.

8. Do you own stickers, an stationary?

I don’t think so, no.

9. What’s your aesthetic?

Hell if I know. Sophia, what do you think my aesthetic is? THIS IS A QUESTION FOR YOU!

10. Do you wear dresses, and skirts?

I do! I wear trousers and shorts more often, but dresses and skirts are also good.

11. What is your hair like?

I’m blonde. It’s not naturally straight and not curly either, somewhere in between - maybe wavy is the right way to describe it.

12. Does time go by fast or slow to you?

It depens on what I’m doing! Usually pretty fast.

13. What time do you go to bed? What time do you wake up?

It varies from midnight to 3 am. I’m a night owl. I usually wake up around 9-10 am.

14. Favorite sweet food?

I dislike sweets, but maybe mango or lemon ice cream.

15. Tea, coffee, or hot cocoa?

COFFEE IT IS.

16. Space, Ocean, City, or Forest?

Probably forest!

17. Favorite game as a child?

My favourite boarding game was Monopoly and my favourite PC game has always been The Sims.

18. Comfort book?

ASOIAF saga, probably

19. Princess, Fairy, Mermaid, or Unicorn?

… Mermaid

20. Do you fall in love easily?

Not really, no. Takes me a while.

21. Favorite word?

I love words when they have a greater meaning, as in, in sentences, but maybe “defiance”. Or “seductive paprika” *wink wink*

22. Describe your life in 3 words.

Turbulent, ever-changing, meaningful

23. Do you dance? Slow dance?

Yup, I can do both ;)

24. Do you wear fake nails, or paint your nails?

Yeah, I rarely don’t have my nails painted and I love fake nails.

25. Has anyone ever confessed to you?

Yeah, that happened. 

26. Do you lie?

Sadly, I sometimes still do. But I try not to, cause I mostly do it out of habit to please others.

27. What makes you smile?

A lot of things and people do! My grandmother, my sister, my friends, coffee, discussing my favourite characters, books, movies, listening to inspiring music, hell, even cleaning does. It’s really easy to make me smile! :) 

28. Have you ever cried in a book or movie?

Yeah, I’m a weak bitch. Last time was Infinity War.

29. When and who was your first crush?

My first ‘real’ crush was probably on my first boyfriend’s best friend. I eventually fell in love with him. That didn’t go well. Needless to mention they’re not friends anymore.

30. Marriage or kids?

Maybe someday?

31. Are you superstitious?

Naah, I’m not.

32. Who’s your 3 am thought?

Sophia, cause I’m always texting that dude when I’m up at 3 am. :D

33. Do you like candy? What’s your favorite candy?

Noooo. I really don’t like sweets. It’s hard to even think of a favorite.

34. Favorite holiday?

Either Christmas or summer holidays.

35. Favorite season?

Early autumn! It’s still warm but the leaves are falling down and… ah. I just love it.

36. Cat or dog person?

CAT. DEFINITELY.

37. Are you quiet or loud?

It varies. Mostly quiet, but I tend to get loud at times.

38. Favorite time period? (80′s, 60′s, etc.)

Is 16th century a valid answer? Cause I’m a history nerd and I love that period.

39. Favorite fashion fad that went away?

Uhm, not sure? I feel like converse trainers were bigger a few years ago and I still adore them.

40. The best dream/ worst nightmare you’ve ever had?

I tend to have dreams of my death and they’re always very terrible and graphic. I can’t really remember having an extremely euphoric and postive dream.

41. Worst fear as a kid?

Probably staying at home alone. I remember being hella afraid of burglars. Either that or my mother losing me somewhere, like at the mall (she did that once).

44. Do you flirt?

Yeah, especially when drunk.

45. What’s your style?

Semi-elegant - I love shirts, sweaters and all that. Either dark or pastel colors. I don’t wear more than 3 colors on me - 2 is perfect, though. Love me some leather jackets and shoes. 

46. Do you blush?

*glares* Shut up you’re ruining my Slytherin tough exterior. Yes, yes I do. 

47. Do you feel everything, nothing, or you don’t know what to feel?

Either everything or nothing. I’ve never learned the middle ground.

48. Are you a crier? Do you smile?

I don’t think I am a crier, but when I do it’s hard to control. YES. I smile a lot.

49. First love?

My first boyfriend’s best friend. He was a good kid who had major issues of his own. I used to trust him with everything and we were spending every hour outside school together. But then he got into drugs and he turned into someone even worse. So that didn’t go well. Eventually, I saved his life one time and we’re still in touch at the moment. Our relationship feels purposeful and I’m grateful I got to know him.

50. Last love?

Never loved anyone as much as I loved him, but he was a terrible, toxic human being and I can see it now. Extremely pessimistic, hateful, lonely even when I was with him. He could take care of me in his own twisted way, though. I understood things as the years passed (and I knew him for 4 before I ended things). I’m not sure if I’ll ever feel all kinds of thigs I felt with him, but I know it wasn’t good for me, only for him. 

#asks #being hit with sophia's mjolnir of love and appreciation

[hoshyeoms]

THERE'S SO MANY INTERESTING ONES 😩 1 4 13 18 20 31 40 43 47 49 54 69 83 94 96

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors closed or open? 

okayokayokay so almost a year ago I moved up to where I am now, and my first room in the first house we were in (literally lived there my whole life) my closet was a metal pipe connected to the ceiling that I just hung jackets on. THEN last christmas we moved cause our neighbors weren’t nice people and kept upsetting my grandparents, so they had a special room built for me downstairs, but funny thing is I don’t have a closet. I just keep everything in a dresser thing and on my couch. 😅😂😂

4. Last song you listened to ? 

Fade Away (JB’s solo) from Verse #2! it’s definitely one of my favorite’s from the album! 

13. Do you sing in the shower? 

😂😂 I do, I got a bluetooth speaker that I always connect to my ipod and just jam out. I don’t have a heater in my room so sometimes when I get cold I sit on my bathroom floor with the heater on, and I get bored so I end up like full out performing pieces from musicals (mostly shrek cause i miss my theatre program from school) 

18. Do you collect anything? 

I do! I have a strong collection of Funko Pop figures! I have about 14 now, once I get a shelf and more space I’ll probably get some more. I also have a binder of photocards/post cards/stickers too! Idk how many I have though (cause it’s 2am and I’m too lazy to pull it out my drawer) 

20. Do you dance in the car? 

Oddly enough, if I’m not driving, no. I have a really bad habit of getting deep in thought when I’m not driving. But if I am, hooo boiii it’s a party. My windows are always down, radio turned up and I’m just jamming! When I first got into kpop and still worked at the makeup store, I was listening to War of Hormone and these girls in the car next to me literally died of laughter cause I was just getting so lit! I always record myself dancing in my car in parking lots on snapchat too, it’s wild! 

31. Dogs or Cats? 

 Can I say both?? 😂😂 I work with dogs and can’t help but love them! But I’ve always wanted a cat cause I used to babysit navy families kids while the husbands were deployed and the wives wanted to go out together. For some reason, they all owned cats and I would always wake up in the middle of the night with the cats asleep laying on my chest or cuddled into my sides! My dad promised me once we move into our own house he’ll let me adopt a cat from work ! 😍😍

40. Do you have any obsessions now? 

ofc kpop and my got7 bbys, but other than that not really??? i’m really into game of thrones (except i still haven’t seen this season oops) but i wouldn’t call that obsessed. i’m obsessed with sleep and food lol 

43. Do you have strange dreams? 

I’m one of those weirdos that doesn’t dream. Idk why, but I just don’t. On the rare occasion I do, it’s probably about my friends or smthn. 

47. If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want the performer to be? 

I’d love to say GOT7, but I’m scared to go to a show with a huge crowd. I don’t do them often and when I do I always end up getting hurt. The last one I did was warped tour and it was a lot of fun, but I had so many crowdsurfers dropped on me cause people weren’t supporting them like they should, and I was slammed into the barricade so hard during beartooth that I messed up some muscles in my left hand. So I gotta go with seeing Felly again, or definitely like Glass Animals! 

49. Are you a heavy sleeper? 

It depends where I am. At my mom’s no, but that’s because we had a lot of family issues causing me to not sleep at all. Here at dad’s, yes. My sister told me she climbed in my bed the other night and slept next to me for 2 hours cause she got scared, and I had no idea until she told me the next day. Like I could have lived my whole life never knowing at all. 😂😂

54. Put your music on shuffle, what’s the first song that came up? 

4U - blackbear (oooh, great song) 

69. (lol) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To Sleep For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or Sleep In Your Car For Free? 

 okay i was supposed to go camping at my friend’s house last week and planned on sleeping in my car for the pure fact i was too lazy to pitch a tent, but i didn’t end up going. but it just depended where i was. if i felt more on the unsafe side, i would take the motel for the sake of locked doors that no one can see behind??? but if i felt safe, you bet ur ass i’m sleeping in the trunk of my car since i drive a mini van lol 

83. Do you sleep with your bedroom door open, or closed? 

 I close AND lock it! I was home alone one night and started hearing things in my living room (we have 2. 1 upstairs, and 1 downstairs) start falling and being thrown around and it scared the crap out of me! so for some reason i was like lol if someone is coming to kill me and my doors locked, they’re just not gonna kill me. They can’t get past a locked door!  😂🤦

94. Name something that relaxes you

I listen to a lot of vibey music and wrap myself up like a burrito in my duvet with my blue lights on. Sometimes I play my ukulele and just sing stupid loud! 

96. Favorite YouTuber? 

TODDY SMITH 😍😍😍 HE WAVED AT ME AT VIDCON AND I LITERALLY CALLED MY SISTER CRYING I WAS SO EXCITED!  besides Todd’s weirdo self, I have many (and I met like all of them at VidCon omg I died). I just spend my life watching YouTube videos 

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1-104 for the fun of it 🤷🏼‍♀️

1. You wake up naked next to the person you texted, what do you say? Something along the lines of “what happened”

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? She’s my girlfriend. And she’s wonderful

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?Depends on the drugs they were into

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? It is exactly six letters

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Sober. But I could get drunk off the feeling I get from it

6. Have you ever wanted someone but messed it up?Once, yeah

7. Answered

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? I haven’t been counting. But a lot

9. Where was your last kiss at? Location wise: my girlfriend’s living room

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? Which one? I have 4. One I’ve never met. The other three I haven’t seen since before I left for Australia. So about a month, month and a half now

11. What do you drink in the morning? Water, usually

12. Where did you sleep last night? In my girlfriend’s older sister’s room with my girlfriend

13. Do you think relationships are hard?They can be, yes. But the entirety of it should not be. Every relationship has its ups and downs but the whole thing isn’t supposed to be a struggle

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? No

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? None

16. Would you rather it be rainy or sunny?Rainy

17. Answered

18. Are you wearing jeans, sweatpants, or pajama pants? Shorts at the moment

19. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship 3 years from now? I hope so

20. Does anyone like you? My girlfriend, I’d hope

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? No. But I have with an S in her name

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?Yes

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?A few people actually

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?I already have 3. And I want more. Yes.

25. In the past week, have you cried? No

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? English mastiff

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? Out

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?No

29. Do you think you’re old?No

30. Do you like texting?Sometimes. Depends on who I’m texting.

31. What type of day are you having?A good one

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?Yes but never have

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? Somewhere where it’s a bit of both

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? My brother

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? Relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? I’m a complicated simple person

37. What song are you listening to? None at the moment. But the last song I heard was Sound of Silence

38. When you say you’re sorry, do you mean it?Depends on who I’m apologizing to and for what. But usually no

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?Yes

40. What made you start liking the person you like now? I don’t really know honestly.

41. When did you last receive a text message? Earlier this morning

42. What is wrong with you right now? A lot is always wrong with me

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?She’s a good friend. I know her well

44. Does anyone disgust you?Yes

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?I’m already with someone so no

46. Are you in a good mood right now?I’m doing alright

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?My girlfriend

48. What color is the shirt you’re wearing?Black

49. Has someone recently told you didn’t want to hear?Yes

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?Not at the moment that I’m aware of

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? No

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?No

53. Do you like rain?I love it

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?Depends on how often they drank and how it effects them

55. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yes

56. Do you like to cuddle?Not usually, no. But my girlfriend might disagree

57. Are you shy?Yes

58. Do you get along with girls? I don’t get along well with anyone

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?No

60. What do you carry with you at all times?My phone, wallet, knife, and lighter

61. If you were paid one million dollars to spend the night in a haunted house, would you? Fuck yeah

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?I know I can considering I’ve been with Tessa for about 7 months now

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?No

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you think this is cute?Yes

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the past week?I’ve been with my girlfriend for the past month, a lot of cute things have happened

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?How old were they when I kissed them? Or how old they are now? From far back to now-I think Tasker was 18 and is probably now 23. My ex was 18 and is now 20. Tessa is 21

67. Would you rather get your nails done or do them yourself? I only ever clip my nails. So myself

68. Which do you like better: zebra print or leopard print? Leopard

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? I don’t have a car

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?I’d rather not listen to anything

71. Blackberry, android, or iPhone?iPhone

72. When was the last time you had Pizza Hut? Umm… a couple months ago

73. Do you like diet soda?Not really

74. What color are the walls in your room?A light blue

75. Are you 16 or older?Yes. I’m 21

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? Yes and no. I did but lost cable so I’m not caught up.

77. Do you have a job?Yes

78. What are your initials?A. M. A.

79. Did you ever have braces? Never

80. Are you from the south? No. The north

81. What does your last status on Facebook say?I don’t really post statuses. I just post the videos and shit that I see

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?No.

83. Are you closer with your mom or your dad?My dad

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?No. But a girl from school did say I’d be good at cheerleading

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?Rough Night

86. Do you smoke?Not anymore

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?Flip flops

88. Is your phone touch screen?Yes

89. Do you wear your hair straight or curly?Wavy

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?No

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?Pool, but I usually end up in a lake

92. Have you ever made out in a car?Yes

93. Had sex in a car?Never

94. Are you single or in a relationship?Relationship

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?Laying in bed with my girlfriend

96. When’s the last time you watched fireworks?Last year for the 4th of July

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?It’s alright by my standards. My girlfriend disagrees and says it’s shit

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?Yes but we never had sex

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?Possibly

100. Are you friends with people on Facebook that you actually hate?Yes

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?Never

102. Answered

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?Some. But none of which are that noticeable

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?I probably wouldn’t wear cowboy boots period

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[rebelmeg]

Another survey, you know how I feel about those...

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?   “Morning, sunshine.”

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?  It’s our 11th wedding anniversary today!

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?  Yes, because drugs are one of the fastest ways to mess yourself up, and they never really ever let go.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?  Yep.

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?  I’ve never been drunk, all of my kisses have been sober.

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?  I don’t think having a crush on someone and then moving away when I was 14 really counts...

7. What does your last received text say? *Sobs*  I know!

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?  Oh, too many to count, been kissing him for 13 years...

9. Where was your last kiss at?  Either on the couch or on the bed.

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?  I saw both of them yesterday!

11. What do you drink in the morning?  Water and Dr. Pepper

12. Where did you sleep last night?  In my bed.

13. Do you think relationships are hard?  They shouldn’t be that hard.  I think being an adult makes life hard, and that stress can easily transfer to relationships.  If a relationship is hard, and it’s not just normal responsible adult stress making it hard, maybe there’s something wrong.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?  Oh, I’m sure I would.  Not sure what, I’d have to think about it, but there’s always something I think I could have done better or different.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?  Absolutely not, he’s my favorite person.

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?  Rainy all the way!

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?  Um... not off the top of my head, no.

18. Are you wearing jeans, sweatpants, or pajama pants?  Khaki shorts with cotton lace on the hem to make them a little bit longer.

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?  Yep.

20. Does anyone like you?  I think so, yeah.

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?  Nope.  There was a D, a B, and a T, and a P ever since then.

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? Nope.

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?  Oh, there’s a few...

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?  I save tattoo designs that I like, but I won’t ever actually get a tattoo.  But I do love the art, sometimes I’ll use it as inspiration for other things.  I painted an awesome phoenix on a shirt that was inspired by a tattoo design.

25. In the past week have you cried?  No, not this week.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?  Saw my mom’s mini American Eskimo yesterday.

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?  Both, I usually do top half in the shower, lower half out of the shower, then hair.

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?  Nope, but I had a crush on one once.

29. Do you think you’re old?  Nah, got awhile yet for that.

30. Do you like text messaging?  I like the ease of communication, but I hate typing out long messages.

31. What type of day are you having?  Eh.  Could have slept longer than I did.  Have to do both jobs today, that’s never fun.  But it’s payday, so there’s that.  Paying bills, woot.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?  Nope, I just have my ears pierced.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? COLD ALL THE WAY, I’M A POLAR BEAR!

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?  There’s my hubby, and then all my male family members.

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?  Relationship.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?  I dunno, depends.  Which probably translates to complicated, but like... I have pretty simple basic needs, but the way I like to do things can be complicated.

37. What song are you listening to?  Hold music... yes, I’m on Tumblr while working... no, I don’t apologize for it.

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?  I try really hard not to.  I like my apologies to be sincere.

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?  I have a bestie that knows a lot, and also my sister, sister in law, and mom.

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?  I started dating my hubby because he was so cute and awkward and very funny.  He still is, he makes me laugh every day.

41. When did you last receive a text message?  Couple hours ago.

42. What is wrong with you right now?  I’m tired, I am the Grand Empress of Time Mismanagement, I have too much to do, I love food too much and hate exercise way too much, my sleeping schedule is way off, my self-control is on vacation somewhere, and I lost my motivation seeds.  I’m also a wee bit peckish.

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?  That’s my sister, so pretty well.

44. Does anyone disgust you?  Disgusting people do.

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?  Nope, I’m taken.

46. Are you in a good mood right now?  I’m in an okay mood.

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?  My hubby.

48. What color shirt are you wearing? Bright sky blue.

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? Hubby told me it was time to wake up.  I whined at him.

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?  I did last year, then awhile after that they sucker punched me right in my heart, and I really don’t know what’s up with that anymore...  They scrambled to fix it right away, I needed time to recover, and haven’t heard anything since, so... yeah.

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? Nope, I love him.

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? Not yet.

53. Do you like rain?  I absolutely LOVE rain!

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?  Yep, there’s no way drinking leads to good things.  We don’t drink.

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?  Probably when I was a teenager.

56. Do you like to cuddle?  I do, yes.

57. Are you shy?  Not really, no.

58. Do you get along with girls?  Yep, I do.

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?  Yep, we dated for two years.

60. What do you carry with you at all times?  My phone.

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?  Sure, why not?  I don’t really believe in that kind of stuff, so it wouldn’t bother me.

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?  I’ve lasted in one for 13 years, so yeah, I can.

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?  Mmhmm.

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?  Yes I do.

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?  Lots of stuff, I’ve got a hubby and two cute girls.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?  30, 9 and a half, and 3.

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?  I always do them myself, I love nail polish and I’m very picky about my nail shape.

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?  I don’t really like either, but probably zebra.

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?  We have a bunch.  Star Wards, Harry Potter, Avengers, Firefly, Batman...

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?  Luke Bryan!  I love country music.

71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?  Android.   

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?   Hmm, been awhile, I’m not sure.  Several months, probably.

73. Do you like diet soda?   Ick, no, I can’t handle the aftertaste.

74. What color are the walls in your room?  Off-white, very boring, I’d prefer something way more colorful.

75. Are you 16 or older?   Older

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?   Nope.

77. Do you have a job?   Other than being a mom, I have two.

78. What are your initials?  MEB

79. Did you ever have braces?  No, but I had a spacer when I was a kid.

80. Are you from the south?  Nope, West.

81. What does your last status on Facebook say?  It’s a “happy anniversary to me” message.

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?  Occasionally, we were friends in high school and we’re Facebook friends.  He’s a super weird dude.

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?  Uh, maybe mom, but I’ve been pretty close to my dad in recent years.

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?  Nope, but I did ballet and tap when I was a kid.

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?  We saw Wonder Woman and Spiderman: Homecoming on the same day a couple weeks ago!

86. Do you smoke?  Nope, never have.

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?   I adore high heels, but they hurt to wear, so I wear flip flops more often.

88. Is your phone touch screen?  Yep.

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?   It’s naturally curly/wavy, so my ponytail is usually that way.

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?  Yep.

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?  Pool, it’s more clean.

92. Have you ever made out in a car?  Several cars, yes, in and on top of.

93. …Had sex in a car?  Several cars, yes, in and on top of.

94. Are you single or in a relationship?  Happily in a relationship.

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?  Watching Iron Man.

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?  We did them on the third of this month, my family came down and we set some off.

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?  Ugh, no, it sucks!  I keep my old phone on hand because the camera is so much better.

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?  Nope.

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?   I’ve never had alcohol.

100. Are you friends with people on Facebook that you actually hate?  Nope, I don’t do that kind of nonsense.

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?  Yep.

102. Name your favorite Kesha song:  Die Young

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?   Yep, farmers tan on the neck/chest and arms.

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?   I don’t think I could get away with it, but some people can.

[agricultureexam]

all of them 😣😣 dyinf to know!! 😥💦

1. You wake up naked beside the last person you texted, what would you say? -Hi dad....?2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?-He wanna date but I really don't anymore //: 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?-Weed is fine but no hard drugs4. Is your last name longer than six letters?-Yep5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?-Sober6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?-Yeeeeeep7. What does your last received text say?-"were out shopping for nothing"8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?-10?"9. Where was your last kiss at?-in my home 10. When is the last time you saw your sister?-i don't have a sister11. What do you drink in the morning?-juice12. Where did you sleep last night?-university dorm13. Do you think relationships are hard?-yep14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?-yes maam15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?-his breath nasty and his dick small16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?-rainy17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?-nope18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?-Leggings19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?-yes20. Does anyone like you?-yes21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?-yes 22. Is the last person you kissed gay?-no23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?-yep Bella Thorne24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?-have one but u want more25. In the past week have you cried?-last night26. What breed was the last dog you saw? -cat breed27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?-out28. Have you ever kissed a football player?-i've banged 3 football players get on my level29. Do you think you’re old?-old soul30. Do you like text messaging?-yea more than snapchat 31. What type of day are you having?-i'm so tired32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?-i want my septum pierced33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?-warm but not hot34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?-BURNEEEEEP35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?-Fling36. Are you a simple or complicated person?-complicated 37. What song are you listening to?-Wii Theme Song38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?-mostly39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?-keely40. What made you start liking the person you like now?-he is a cat and i love him 41. When did you last receive a text message?-11:43am42. What is wrong with you right now?-tryna figure out how to break up with this guy /:43. How well do you know the last female you texted?-not that well44. Does anyone disgust you?-YEP 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?-id date nolan46. Are you in a good mood right now?-ehhhh47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?-Mikayla 48. What color shirt are you wearing?-grey49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?-yes50. Anyone you’re giving up on?-yep 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?-no i'm just upset it ended 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?-yes53. Do you like rain?-love rain 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?-not at all55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?-all the time56. Do you like to cuddle?-sorta yea57. Are you shy?-depends 58. Do you get along with girls?-not really59. Have you dated the person you texted last?-no cause it's my dad 60. What do you carry with you at all times?-phone and money61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?-hell yes 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?-right now? hell no 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?-yea and i really loved him 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?-YES BUT HSHSJSJSIH65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?-not really tbh66. How old are the last three people you kissed?-16 17 and 2067. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? -i don't want my nails done cause i do too many sports 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? -zebra cause black and white69. Do you have any stickers on your car? -i don't have a car70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? -lil wayne71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? -iphone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?-a long long time ago73. Do you like diet soda? -NO74. What color are the walls in your room? -grey75. Are you 16 or older? -yes76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? -no way77. Do you have a job? -yes78. What are your initials? -A M 79. Did you ever have braces? -no80. Are you from the south? -no81. What does your last status on facebook say? -i don't post on facebook82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? -yes83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? -dad84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? -nope 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? -honestly i have no idea86. Do you smoke?-recreationally the weeds 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? -flip flops 88. Is your phone touch screen? -no shit89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? -curly90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? -yep to get dick 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? -pool 92. Have you ever made out in a car? -yep93. …Had sex in a car? -multiple times 94. Are you single or in a relationship? -tryna peace out95. What were you doing last night at midnight? -catching a Z96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? -July 1st97. Do you like the camera on your phone? -nah it's pretty shit 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? -oh hell yea that's my fave99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? -yep 😂😂100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? -i don't go on facebook101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? -YEP102. Name your favorite Kesha song: -Take It Off103. Do you have any tan lines right now? -yea just on my legs104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? -ye ye SHITTY ANSWERS CAUSE IM IN A PUBLIC PLACE IN A CLASS AND COULDNT THINK

[maddie-york]

Get to know me | Maddie York

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? “That would be my brother and I’d rather not think about that. Ew...”

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

“We had an adult sleepover and we had some fun.”

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

“Yes, one hundred percent. I got high once, thought I might die and am majorly against drugs.”

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

“It is not.”

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

“Drunk.”

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

“Yeah, a couple of times probably.”

7. What does your last received text say?

“Are you alive? Love Mom xxxxxxx p.s. did you give Sawyer the lasagnes? xxxxx”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

“I mean, I didn’t really count. A fair amount.”

9. Where was your last kiss at?

“In my bed.”

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

“I don’t have a sister.”

11. What do you drink in the morning?

“I have a glass of orange juice when I wake up but otherwise it’s coffee.”

12. Where did you sleep last night?

“In my bed.”

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

“Not if they’re with the right person.”

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

“No, I wouldn’t change anything. I’d tell Sawyer not to get shot but the stubborn ass would do it anyway.”

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

“Not if we’re allowed to take our clothes off.”

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

“Sunny. It puts people in a better mood.”

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

“I don’t think so, but you never know.”

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pyjama pants?

“Sweatpants. I’m hot like that.”

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

“Who knows? Maybe? I like to think so but I have no way of knowing.”

20. Does anyone like you?

“As in like like me or like me as a friend? Fuck knows to the first, yes to the second.”

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

“Yes.”

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

“If he is, he’s a really good actor. No, I’m going for a hard no. Get it, hard no. I’m hilarious.”

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

“Yep.”

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

“I have three and I would get more.”

25. In the past week have you cried?

“Oh yeah, I mean I cry at tv commercials so it doesn’t mean anything.”

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

“Well it’s my two so it’s a miniature dachshund and a King Charles spaniel.”

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

“Out of the shower.”

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

“I had the cliche, head cheerleader, quarterback relationship so yeah.”

29. Do you think you’re old?

“Sometimes, especially when I’m hungover, but not generally.”

30. Do you like text messaging?

“Yes.”

31. What type of day are you having?

“Pretty good, thanks.”

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

“No, I don’t like facial piercings.”

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

“Warm.”

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

“Yes, a lot of them actually.”

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

“I don’t mind either but probably a relationship, but only with the right person.”

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

“In the middle.”

37. What song are you listening to?

“Chasing Pavements by Adele.”

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

”Yes.” 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

”Yes, absolutely. More than one probably.” 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

”I wouldn’t say I like anyone.” 41. When did you last receive a text message?

”About ten minutes ago.” 42. What is wrong with you right now?

”I really need to pee.” 43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

”She’s my Mom so pretty well.” 44. Does anyone disgust you?

”Donald Trump.” 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

”No, I don’t know anyone well enough to date them, or if I do, they’re my friends and I wouldn’t date them.” 46. Are you in a good mood right now?

”Sure.” 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

”Probably... Sawyer?” 48. What colour shirt are you wearing?

”Cream.” 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

”I got told Sawyer got shot, does that count?” 50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

”I don’t think so.” 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

“Yes. Actually, I don’t know. I want nothing to do with them, but I think I am over it enough now to not hate them.”

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

”No.” 53. Do you like rain?

”Not really. I don’t mind it every so often but I prefer the sun.” 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

”No, I drink like a fish so they can knock their socks off.” 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

”Obviously, I was a teenager once.” 56. Do you like to cuddle?

”Yes, a lot.” 57. Are you shy?

”No, I wouldn’t say so.” 58. Do you get along with girls?

”Yes, very well.” 59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

”My brother? No. Incest is not my thing.” 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

”My phone.” 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

”Absolutely no fucking way.” 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

”Yes, I’ve done it before.” 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

”No, I wasn’t.” 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

”If I liked someone, probably.” 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

“My dogs did stuff, so definitely.”

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

“Uh. I don’t know?”

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?  

“Pay to get them done.”   68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?  

“Leopard print, definitely.” 69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

“Nope, nothing.” 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?  

“Luke Bryan.” 71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?  

“iPhone but I do have a work blackberry as well. I prefer Apple..” 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

“A couple of months I think? It’s not my favourite.” 73. Do you like diet soda?

“Yes, the only soda I have that isn’t diet is Mountain Dew.”   74. What colour are the walls in your room?    

“A light pink and a light grey.” 75. Are you 16 or older?    

“I’m 27.” 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?  

“Every damn week and I’m completely obsessed.” 77. Do you have a job?  

“I do, I am a high school languages teacher.”     78. What are your initials?    

“M.A.Y. Oh hey, that’s a month. How did I not know this?” 79. Did you ever have braces?  

“I didn’t, no.” 80. Are you from the south?  

“Louisiana born and bred, y’all!”

81. What does your last status on facebook say?  

“Standing strong with Manchester.” 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

“No.” 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?  

“I’m close to both but a bit closer to my Mom.” 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

“I was a cheerleader for eight years and I did gymnastics for six years before that.” 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theatres?  

“Guardians of the Galaxy 2.” 86. Do you smoke?    

“Nope, never have and never will, it’s a disgusting habit.” 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

“I love both, probably heels because they make my legs look better, but comfortable heels.” 88. Is your phone touch screen?  

“It is, yes.” 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

“Wavy, but if I had to pick one of these two, I have it more straight than proper curls.” 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

“I did a couple of times when I was younger, yes.” 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?  

“Probably a lake or a pool.” 92. Have you ever made out in a car?

“Yes, I have.”   93. …Had sex in a car?    

“My brother might see this, God.. Yes, I have.” 94. Are you single or in a relationship?  

“Single.” 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?  

“Sleeping, I’m a boring one, sorry.” 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?  

“Actual fireworks or...? I’m kidding, probably New Years.” 97. Do you like the camera on your phone?  

“Yeah, it’s fine.” 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

“Yes.”   99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?  

“I’m friends with Sawyer, so yes.”   100. Are you friends with people on Facebook that you actually hate?  

“How else are you meant to Facebook stalk them?” 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?  

“Nope, never, I’m a safety girl.” 102. Name your favourite Kesha song:    

“I don’t think favourite and Kesha song go in the same sentence.” 103. Do you have any tan lines right now?  

“I don’t because it’s fake. If you can’t get naked in front of your spray tanner, who can you get naked in front of?” 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?  

“Yes, one hundred percent. I have, I believe.”

#maddie #facts about maddie #took this from theswansoldier #but had to do a new post for editing issues

[beahina]

Dudeeeeeeeeeeeee do all the even numbers, for that ask game! XD your welcome, i love you!

oH boy ok here:2(Do you have freckles?): nope, but my brother has the prettiest freckles!!4(last song you listened to): the bunny hop because it was playing on the jazz station in the car lol6(relationship status): technically single but it's v confusing lol8(did you wake up cranky?): surprisingly no, even though i slept at 2am and woke up at 9am lmaooo10(zodiac sign): I'm the year of the horse! unless you were talking about the constellation signs (which is also "zodiac" why are they both zodiac??) i'm an Aquarius!12(take a vitamin daily?): usually but i forget 90% of the time14(what books are you reading?): actually i'm only reading one right now and it's Alice through the Looking Glass (i just finished reading Alice in Wonderland)16(favorite anime?): hAIKYUU 18(do you collect anything?): i collect pins and stuff like tickets, stickers, photographs, that i put on my wall! also tons of crap i don't need ALSO STUFFED ANIMALS YEAH20(do you dance in the car?): yes lol it's pretty dorky22(do you watch the olympics?): when they are taking place yes!!! i love the olympics :0 i got to go to the usa training center multiple times for field trips lol, my favorite is the winter olympics because of my old young lived dream of becoming a olympic snowboard competitor haha24(are you wearing makeup right now?): yes but it might have gotten wiped off when i blew my nose and i cry when my allergies r really bad rip26(favorite tumblr blog?): ok no i can't choose sorry i love everyone i follow!!!28(what makes me happy?): ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ im not really in that position to answer this right now lmaoo 30(do you study better with or without music?): with music!! 32(if you were a crayon color, what color would you be?): either a bright yellow (dodie yellow???) or a dark warm brown34(would you swim in the lake or ocean?): HELL YEAHS i mean, i might die so there's a plus (joking, joking) but yeah i live near like 20 different rivers, lakes, bays, and sounds lol36(what color tshirt are you wearing?): earlier i was wearing a white one but now i'm wearing a greyish black sweater38(do you save money or spend it?): spend it lmao no hesitation40(do you have any obsessions right now): i've been obsessing over what dress to wear for the graduation dance. i'm tempted to go in a suit because i already own one and i'll be perceived more masculinely and it's more comfortable but like dRESSES GUYS i want to wear a dress really badly!! (like it's weird i don't like forced femininity but i think i can wear dresses because boys can wear dresses so fucking watch me)42(are you easily influenced by other people?): yeah but in a bad way i'm only influenced by when hey say something bad etc ._.44(do you like going on airplanes?): yes yes yes???46(peanuts or sunflower seeds?): sunflower seeds, in very picky on when where and what to eat peanuts with lol 48(are you a picky eater?): only when it comes to mushrooms onions and seafood. i love stuff like Brussel sprouts and asparagus and tomatoes broccoli etc 50(do you fear thunder / lightning?): no actually i love them!! here was an oncoming storm a few weeks ago and i was waiting by my window for it to start and when it did it was so exciting!!!52(do you like your music loud?): it really depends, i don't like sensory overload 54(put your music on shuffle, what is the first song that came up?): Elenor Rigby by The Beatles56(what are you craving right now?): nothing for once, i'm not that hungry (i just had a slurpee and candy ok fite me)58(coffee or tea?) tea!!60(do you have any homework right now? if so, what is it about?): lmaooo yes i do! i gotta find visuals (print off pictures basically) for a social studies project and memorize some of my presentation script for same class, and my chromatic scale on my tenor saxophone for band which is a week overdue but i'm lazy 62(do you make your bed in the morning?): no it's so hard to make i haven't made it in over like 4 months no joke64(favorite social media?): literally tumblr because that's the only social media i have 66(do you get homesick?): i used to a lot when i moved but now it's really starting to feel like home! but of course i'm always nostalgic for when i was younger.68(what shampoo and conditioner are you using right now?): idfk 70(are bob of your parents still in your life?): yes i live w them lol72(do you miss your ex?): don't have one74(what eye color do you find the sexiest?): brown because it can come in so many colors! my eyes are caramel while my friends are obsidian black and it's pretty that they can all look different!!76(what was the last thing you ate?): cherry slurpee and mini recees peanut butter cups78(would you give a homeless person cpr? why or why not?): i mean probably because i'm cpr certified and i'd like to save their life80(stalked someone on a social network?): not actually stalked but yes i've looked far far down a person's account 82(do you wear rings? if you do, take a picture of them.): i will!! I'll attach it in the next post.84(what are three things you did today?) get flowers for a friend, go to the mall, be exhausted and want to die as usual86(list all of your beauty products right now): face foam wash soap thing, face cleanser, face cream88(list all your video games on your phone, console, etc): lmao let me sit you down:on my phone i have neko atsume, color switch, smashy road, the trail, pokémon go (i haven't played it in months), and deemo (12/10 reccomend v pretty music and sad storyline lol)wiiu: mario bros, luigi bros, mario cart 8 (i rock ass at that), just dance idk what year or version, wii party, probably some other stuff, nintendo switch: 1-2 switch, breath of the wild, some just dance game again lolxbox1: minecraft, destiny, overwatch, ps4: star wars battle front, destinycomputer: sims 4, minecraft my 3ds: pokémon x, pokémon omega ruby, pokémon sun, animal crossing new leaf, mario bros, scribblenauts or whatever lolgame boy: some kid games like dora and stuff, hello kitty party game, fire emblem, pokémon grass (yES I HAVE A GAME BOY and actively use it) it's a lot but it's mostly my brothers and dads lol90(favorite soda drink?): ROOTBEER92(do you wear jeans or sweats more?): jeans are my life i used to be really mad if i couldn't wear jeans when i was younger!! still don't like sweatpants that much lol94(name something that relaxes you): sitting by my open window during night listening to music quietly96(favorite youtuber?): dodie clark!! then tessa violet!!! and a bunch of other people!jfc that was a lot but really fun lol

[animenicolesmith]

Answer 1-104!

you thought i wouldn't do it1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? tbh I'm trying to wake up naked next to him so???2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?absolutely nothing, just friends lmao3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?as long as it was only like... casual use... and not something like hardcore... it's fine??4. Is your last name longer than six letters?my full name is 30 letters long ok5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?slightly drunk, mostly sober6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?not really? i don't think so at least.7. What does your last received text say?its dumb8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?a few times9. Where was your last kiss at?outside my house10. When is the last time you saw your sister?almost 2 years ago 11. What do you drink in the morning?decaf chai lattes12. Where did you sleep last night?briefly on my bathroom floor lmao13. Do you think relationships are hard?yes 100%14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?i mean maybe15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?if he tried to kiss me again yeah we would have a problem. 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?rainy17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?no18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?jeans19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?hopefully??20. Does anyone like you?ye21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?a guy named sean kissed me once and then freaked out because he was so excited about kissing me and then we stopped talking22. Is the last person you kissed gay?nop23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?everybody has someone they cant stand i think24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?i have one25. In the past week have you cried?i hurt someone's feelings and i cried about it a bunch a few days ago 26. What breed was the last dog you saw? i saw doggos fight in the sculpture garden today it was sad :c27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?out of the shower28. Have you ever kissed a football player?yes29. Do you think you’re old?YES i'm internet grandma30. Do you like text messaging?ye31. What type of day are you having?p good32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?would not look cute on me33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?cool, cloudy weather34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?yes, p important to me35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?i don't know36. Are you a simple or complicated person?i think i'm simple but approximately 8% of the things i do make sense to me so maybe not??37. What song are you listening to?reebok blood38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?usually39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?nope40. What made you start liking the person you like now?he cute and nice and i don't know i just like him??????41. When did you last receive a text message?45 minutes ago RIP42. What is wrong with you right now?very very sleepy43. How well do you know the last female you texted?i wan't to be better friends with her tbh44. Does anyone disgust you?u kno who u are :-)45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?maybe, if it was the right person46. Are you in a good mood right now?i'm sleepy47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?my dad48. What color shirt are you wearing?blu49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?people tell me things i dont want to hear all the time50. Anyone you’re giving up on?nah51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?i hate everyone52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?i mean yeah??53. Do you like rain? i love rain54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?nop55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?in my youth56. Do you like to cuddle?usually no but like.. with the right person yes57. Are you shy?incredibly58. Do you get along with girls?i'm trying to!! i'm workin on it!59. Have you dated the person you texted last? nop not as of yet60. What do you carry with you at all times?phone, keys, tiny picture of Noctis61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?i will live there for $1,000,000 a day62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?my last relationship was over 2 years???63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?nah64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?yes very65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?a boy told me he liked me??66. How old are the last three people you kissed?uhhh... embarrassingly old I don't want to say x2, 2467. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    my nails are terrible always68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    is it 2008 again?? i guess leopard69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    i don't have a car70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    holy fuck it is 200871. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    these questions are from 200872. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    i have no idea many many months ago73. Do you like diet soda?    i don't even like soda rly???74. What color are the walls in your room?    hideous75. Are you 16 or older?    i'm old as hell76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    i'm a grown ass adult woman so of course I do, yes77. Do you have a job?      I need a job78. What are your initials?     CAWL they almost spell crawl and it makes me mad that they dont79. Did you ever have braces?    no80. Are you from the south?   technically 81. What does your last status on facebook say?    i don't rly use facebook i'm not gonna check82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    aha no83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    i guess my mom?84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    yeth85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    beauty and the beast86. Do you smoke?    nop87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    heels these questions remind me of 8th grade or something i'm gonna puke88. Is your phone touch screen?    i'm not an animal89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    wavy90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    i snuck out of my house once after I was already 18 and had moved out of my house lmao91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    pool92. Have you ever made out in a car?    yes?93. …Had sex in a car?    maybe94. Are you single or in a relationship?    single95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    i thought i was going to throw up so i was sitting on my bathroom floor96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    new years i think97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    it could be better98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    not officially99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    i guess?100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    i dont know maybe?101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    fuck102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    your love is my drug103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    i'm winter pale all over 😎104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    i've done it before

#zaxxongallaxian #ask

[warlord-official]

1-104?

Ey fuck you Anon, you want me to answer all of ‘em? Fine, but I’ll do it in CHARACTER YOU STANK BIIIITCH

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

I know not what texting is but I did once wake up next to @berserker-official after we drank late into the night and spent the evening carving runes into our leader’s ship. He wasn’t too happy with us.

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

Well last time I was at a feast I tried to hit up Mama @valkyrie-official but she wasn’t having much of my shit at the time. 

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

BY THOR’S HAMMER WHAT SORCERY HAVE THE WEEBS CREATED NOW?! REMEMBER YOUNG VIKINGS GOOD MEAD IS ALL YOU NEED

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

*Counts on his hands* W-a-r-l-o-r-d …yes

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Almost always drunk. But then again, I’M ALMOST ALWAYS DRUNK AHAHAHA

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

@official-peacekeeper and I almost had something beautiful but then I fell out of the boat I was trying to serenade her in. …she still laughs when she looks at me

7. What does your last received text say?

The last text I received was from my scout who told me THE FUCKING WEEBS ARE PUSHING BACK AGAIN TIME FOR A RALLY

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

I honestly don’t remember. There was too much mead flowing through my veins.

9. Where was your last kiss at?

Probably an after-battle feast?

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

@raider-official ARE YOU STILL SLEEPING OFF YOUR HANGOVER?! LEGENDARY!

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Mead. 

12. Where did you sleep last night?

My boat.

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

No! Raising noble strong warriors is a noble goal!

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

Less falling on my face after my drunken victory song

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

I still can’t recall the last person I kissed, but if I was drunkenly rude to any of them, maybe. They all are rather good at…well, stabbing.

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

A rainy day means I don’t have to wash my battle leathers!

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

I don’t have a middle name! But all the warlords are some sort of distant cousin, I’m pretty sure

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

ONLY BATTLE LEATHERS, FOOL

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

If I don’t join my brothers in Valhalla, sure! I’d love to raise a strong warrior!

20. Does anyone like you?

Plenty of people like me! What’s that s’posed to mean?!

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

I once tried to mack on Siv and got an axe handle to the face, so no.

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

No clue. Still can’t remember that night. How many times do I have to answer this question?

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

Filthy damn weebs…

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Think about that one closely, and look at my arms lad

25. In the past week have you cried?

Only tears of JOY when my comrades went to VALHALLA

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

Gunmundr’s wolves. Nasty snapping things.

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

You can’t dry off inside a rain shower, you fool!

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

What is this foot-ball? 

29. Do you think you’re old?

Step carefully lad, lest I introduce you to the back of my hand.

30. Do you like text messaging?

Learning runes is hard

31. What type of day are you having?

One that is meant for battle, as are most days

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

I’d rather not have my nose pierced by an arrow, thank you very much

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Cold. It builds character

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

All my female fighting compatriots mean a lot to me! 

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

I do like flinging weebs off ledges… wait, I don’t understand the question.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

Keep it simple!

37. What song are you listening to?

Drumbeats of battle!

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

Sorry!Sorry!Sorry!

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

I’m not sure if @valkyrie-official​ is actually listening when I drunkenly tell her all about myself…40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

Ferocity in battle!41. When did you last receive a text message?

When my messenger brought it to me! Why do you ask the same questions?42. What is wrong with you right now?

My sword needs sharpening43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

Very well! I sent @nobushi-official​ a message telling her if she was going to be a traitor, she should join us! I don’t know what the reply in her chicken scratch language means though…

44. Does anyone disgust you?

Mostly @orochi-official​ for running away all the time. 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

Battle first, then we can enjoy one another’s company!46. Are you in a good mood right now?

Yes! Daybreak means I can nurse this hangover with MORE MEAD!!!47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

@berserker-official​ when I told the boy to bring me my flagon. Where did he run off to?48. What color shirt are you wearing?

Brown. It’s made of leather. It’s armor. What kind of question is that?49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

I woke up to a message that the weebs have rallied, so yeah. It was terrible.50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

@orochi-official​ is a lost cause

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

Not at all! I respect her prowess in battle when she knocked me off that bridge!

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

@nobushi-official​, it’s not too late to switch to the right side!53. Do you like rain?

YES YOU FOOL WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

Only if they care that I do!55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

Once in my youth, yes. They are in Valhalla now.56. Do you like to cuddle?

Papa Warlord has a lot of warmth to spread around!57. Are you shy?

Bahahahaha no!58. Do you get along with girls?

Yes! They respect me and I respect them! Then I get drunk and they tell me to stuff it! It works fine.59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

No, my scout must prove himself in battle before he is allowed any personal time.60. What do you carry with you at all times?

My sword and shield!61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

The spirits of the dead do not frighten me! I welcome the company of those I will join in Valhalla!62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

Yes. That’s how long I can be at war before coming home!63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

I seem to remember some sort of feast with women in masks…but then again most of the women I encounter are masked somehow!64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

Cute does not become a Viking!

…but yes. Harumph.65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

CUTE DOES NOT BECOME A VIKING

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

I know not. They are grown men and women!

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?

A blade does a decent job trimming them, but they are great long for gouging out eyes!    68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

I have no clue what you are talking about. I only wear bear furs    69. Do you have any stickers on your car?

What is a car? I have mighty carvings on my boat!    70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?

Who are these men?    71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?

What are these things?    72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?

STOP MAKING UP WORDS    73. Do you like diet soda?

I SAID STOP    74. What color are the walls in your room?

My hut is the dark brown of the wood I fashioned it from    75. Are you 16 or older?

Yes, I am much older    76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?

Liars are rarely pretty, lad     77. Do you have a job?

My profession is leading the war parties to victory!      78. What are your initials?

W.O.    79. Did you ever have braces?

I have had to brace myself against walls during sieges!    80. Are you from the south?

Nay, lad. The North!    

81. What does your last status on facebook say?

What sorcery is a book of faces?!    82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

No, they have gone to Valhalla    83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?

Mom used to whup me, but so did Dad. Both of them raised me to be a fine warrior, and I shall see them again in Valhalla    84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?

I have led a cheer of victory!    85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?

What do those words mean?    86. Do you smoke?

Tobacco is not for me. Mead, on the other hand…    87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?

Your boots need a good heel, lest you fall in battle!88. Is your phone touch screen?

I told you to stop making up words!89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?

Long traditional braids90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? 

Yes, when I was a lad I wanted to join the battle early. My Father was not impressed, and my ears and rear were red after he was done teaching me a lesson91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?

A river is best for swimming.92. Have you ever made out in a car?

I know not what you are speaking of.93. …Had sex in a car?    

I attempted to woo the lady @official-peacekeeper​ in a boat but…well, I already answered that94. Are you single or in a relationship?

Single for now. The battlefield is my lady95. What were you doing last night at midnight?  

Sleeping off all the mead I drank96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? 

During a raid on the weebs! They summoned reinforcements but we pushed through!97. Do you like the camera on your phone?

Ask me about this foolery again and I shall have to stomp down those foolish dreams of made-up things98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

Yes, there was a young lass who helped me become the man I am today99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?

…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? 

Mention this book again, and I shall tie you to my mast!101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?   

Now you’re trying to insult me!102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

WHO IS THAT?!103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

No, the sun has not broken through the clouds in months104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

What ARE THESE THINGS

#anon #Warlord answers shit in character #I took some liberties with the answers