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#i love those two so much
iamumbra195 · 12 days
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School Bus Graveyard incorrect quotes because I'm bored
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Taylor: Look how creepy it is looking down this hallway.
Ashlyn: I'm gonna get vertigo.
Aiden: I'm a Virgo!
Tyler, deadpan: No, you're a virgin.
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Aiden: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Tyler: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Aiden: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ASHLYN WITH ME
Logan, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Taylor: Why is Tyler so upset?
Logan: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Taylor: And...?
Logan: He got Aiden.
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Ashlyn: What did you do with the phantom's body?
Aiden: What didn’t I do with the body?
Everyone:
Aiden: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the phantom respectfully.
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Aiden: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Logan: Aiden, no.
Ben, with text to speech: Mistlefoe.
Logan: Please stop encouraging him.
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Taylor: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Tyler: You’re a hazard to society
Aiden: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Emma, trying to be nice to Ashlyn's new friends: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Mike, excited for his daughter: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Logan: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Ben: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Aiden: Smad.
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Ashlyn: Why are you on the floor?
Aiden: I'm depressed.
Aiden: Also I was stabbed, can you get Ben, please.
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Taylor: Aiden and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Ashlyn, sighing: What did he do?
Taylor: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Aiden: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Aiden: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Logan: How am I supposed to know?
Tyler: You say that as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Logan: ...You wouldn't be trapped.
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Ashlyn: Tyler, keep an eye on Aiden today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Tyler: Sure, I’d love to see him get punched.
Ashlyn: Try again.
Tyler, sighing: I will stop Aiden from getting punched.
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Aiden, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Tyler: You did WHAT–
Ben: William Snakespeare
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Ashlyn: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Taylor: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Ashlyn: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Aiden: edible
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Taylor, whispering to Aiden, who’s on the phone with Ashlyn: Ask her something!
Aiden: How are you feeling?
Ashlyn: Fine.
Taylor: Something personal!
Aiden: At what age did you start hearing voices?
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Aiden: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Logan: If?
Tyler: Great, the only party I’d actually go to and he might not even die.
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Logan: We need a distraction.
Ashlyn: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Aiden, whispering: My time has come
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Tyler: Where are you going?
Taylor: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Tyler: I'll come with
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Mike, buying a whole bag of knives, guns and other weapons like he's going to war on a random Tuesday: I can explain
Jacob (shop owner): Can you?
Mike: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Taylor: Heads up, if you try to make a candle with food colouring, it will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food colouring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food colouring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter.
Tyler, sighing: What did you do?
Taylor, wailing: A MISTAKE
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Mr. Thomas: What are your goals?
Ashlyn: To pet all the dogs.
Mr. Thomas: No, I meant your goals for this trip.
Ashlyn: To pet all the dogs in Savannah.
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Logan: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Ashlyn: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?
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Taylor: Aiden isn’t answering their phone
Ashlyn: I’ll call
Taylor: Ben and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Aiden: Hello?
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Aiden: I was arrested for being too cool.
Tyler: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Aiden: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much
Taylor: You’ve been to jail?
Aiden: Once. In Monopoly.
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Mike: You love me, right?
Emma: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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Aiden: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Ashlyn: Okay
Aiden: And make out during the scary parts.
Ashlyn: The-
Ashlyn: The scary parts?
Ashlyn: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Ashlyn: How petty can you get?
Tyler: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Taylor: I KNEW IT-
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Aiden: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Logan: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Mike: So what’s for dinner?
Emma, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
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That's all for today!
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dat-is-i · 24 days
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something that i noticed about thanatos' teleport
whenever he appears during a run, that gong chime sound effect is heard. for the longest time, i thought that sound was solely there to let the player know that death approaches, i.e. that sound is not actually audible to the characters in the game
however, then i got the interaction where zagreus imitates the gong chime. and it got me thinking like, wait, he hears it too? what?
now, thanatos is able to teleport without that sound being there. so the only thing i'm left with is... thanatos is not only able to add sound effects to his teleport, but he chooses to add that gong chime every time he goes to zagreus during a run? honestly it's very him to be doing such an entrance
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sleepyygooose · 10 months
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C!tntduo???? In this day and age????? No way
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fhabulosity · 3 months
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I am incredibly late to the party but I love my boys
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blauespikmin · 9 months
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tender kisses
full version under the cut ( Content warning: mild nudity )
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lazorbeanz · 2 months
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✨ Another late night hc ✨
So this occurs at a time when Tails is probably beginning his adolescence stage, and like most teens would experience, is having frequent mood swings and behavioural changes, which is all noticed by Sonic. (who would probs be a young adult by now) and he wouldn’t call it the “good” kind…
For instance, he’s noticed his lil brother become more distant from him and the gang, rather preferring to be secluded in his lab, tinkering away on his inventions. He’s also become quite dull in his expressions, and will sometimes even refuse physical touch. (like hugs or the like)
It’s like sonic was losing the sunshine kid that he knew every waking second…
And it wasn’t until one night, Sonic was up late pondering on these things. He suddenly realised all of Tails’ behavourial changes made him remind of someone…
Someone he hasn’t seen in a couple of years…
Someone who looked like him…
Someone who basically WAS him…
Someone who because of his past, became secluded and avoided contact with anyone…
Someone whose face showed hardly any signs of joy…
Someone who was the way he was because he didn’t have anyone…
These thoughts made his heart race. He couldn’t let his brother become “that”version of him…even if these signs are just nothing and could blow over in the next week, Sonic knew that especially in these times, he had to be there for Tails more than ever, no matter the reason, nor what the fox would make of it.
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Rebekah: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Kol: It's like cannibalism.
Rebekah: *confused chewing noises*
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evilvillainapologist · 9 months
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Luo Wenzhou: Actually, you should call me Shixiong.
Fei Du: Shixiong.
Luo Wenzhou: ... That's sexual harassment. 
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spacebunniesmha · 5 months
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(OMORI SPOILERS)
Do people honestly believe heromari wasn't canon?
Obviously they aren't together NOW because Mari's dead, but before? They totally 100% were.
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Guys I’m just now realizing that in Flapjack whenever they say “Hubba-wha” It’s always either Flapjack or K’nuckles? I don’t think anyone else ever says that? (unless I’m mistaken which I very well could be)
But that means that “hubba-wha” is a K’nuckles-ism, and Flapjack only says that because he copies him. THAT’S SO CUTE....
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gh0stlymoth · 6 months
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i love them, your honor.
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enfinizatics · 11 months
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me when i download new severitus fics on my e-reader
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spyofthestorm · 2 years
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oh i love lumax so much my heart literally aches for them they're so......
"They are as happy as they have been in a long, long time, and for a moment, they forget about the impending battle..."
like if you say you don't love them you're lying ?
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internnormaloak · 2 years
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When he’s your sidekick but another man is his hero 😔✊
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ashksa · 10 months
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shaylai · 2 years
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🐤's not getting Monke kisses <:[
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