#i love the mk ladies with my whole heart )

[pamgkrthwrites]

AYYY WHAT TF IS UP B ITS SOLAR/TICIA FROM YOUR SERVER 🔥🔥🔥

anyways since ur reqs are open for lmk can i get aaaa yan!redson with an reader whos like amy rose personality wise (which means she has a HUGEE crush on red since season 1 and theres a "she fell first but he fell harder" trope) was the host of lbd, and is MK's younger sister?? sorry if its too much i made reader based off an lmk oc i have 😭

I have a confession. I have based my entire personality and life around Amy Rose. I love her so much. She's my favourite character of all time. Literally without her, I don't think I would've become creative, or be as chronically online as I am. I owe her my whole life. And if you were to squint at my LMK OC, you can see the Amy Rose inspiration. So I know, I know.

Warning, the following content has disturbing/triggering themes such as; Yandere Themes, Abusive Relationships, Obsession, Obsessive Love, and others. I do not support or encourage these themes or actions, they are merely written fictional events for entertainment. The character(s) depicted within this post are over the age of 20.

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Before you were possessed by Lady Bone Demon, you would beg MK to let you tag along so you could see Red Son. Whenever you see him, you are sighing with hearts. MK looks at you with a concerned look but on the other hand, its what makes it easier for him to try to get Red Son on they're side.

So MK comes back from training with Monkey King and the gang comes to save him, you are crying about how Demon Bull King took over. He still his goofy self when doing it of course but is careful of you.

After Demon Bull King is defeat, you quickly and tightly hug Red Son but he tries his best to push you off. Of course, he leaves with his parents, looking over his shoulder to see you smiling and blushing at him.

Only for you to go missing.

That's the reason why he stays in the city, because he is looking for you while MK is training with Monkey King. When he sees you - though possessed with Lady Bone Demon - the reality of the situation hits him like a tone of bricks. He hopes his cure for spiders will help, but it doesn't

He becomes obsessed with trying to find a cure for you, to get you free of the Lady Bone Demon. So when you are finally free and he sees you being carried by Macaque, he very quickly pulls you out of his arms.

"Fuck off, scumbag!"

Maybe his langue wasn't your cup of tea but holy fucking shit your heart is doing laps.

Red Son is holding you holy fucking shit.

You snuggle into his embrace and his grip on you becomes tighter. He is never going to let you out of his sight ever again.

When everything is fixed, he gives you a week to be with MK before taking you back to his family home. If MK comes around looking, he won't be able to find you unless you ask to see MK.

He kisses you all over your face and holds you close, telling you that he loves you and will never ever let anything back happen to you ever again.

His parents sometimes look over, seeing him have you sit on his lap and feeding then look back at each other with concerned looks. If they thought you were overly affectionate, then imagine what their thoughts about their son.

#lmk x reader #x reader #red son x reader #authur is a amy rose apologist

[purble-turble]

Seeing the Azure helping DKR post has just got my brain Abuzz. Mainly with the idea of Macque at first just like "kid could help wirh wukong and probably smooth the whole 'sorry I attacked your master'" mess. He did not expect to see HIMSELF in this kid.

Cause the parallels are there. Both of them:

fell in love with someone and got affection back

Had spent plenty of time around and close to them

Only for that to lead to the person Betraying their trust so deeply

But obviously their different, with Shadowpeach there's a chance to recover that trust, because what happened was a misunderstanding. Spicynoodles can't. And Mac has to deal with the realization of "Oh, fuck. I'm attached to the kid. Fuck now I have to more properly plan around him not being spotted."

I'm glad you liked that bit, because I had tons of fun making that post about Azure Lion in the Demon King Red AU and including Macaque was kind of a last minute addition, but I fell in love with the idea immediately~

In this version of events, the very first time MK meets Macaque would be when he rescues him from DKR. So MK has no previous run ins with Macaque, he didn't try to steal his powers or chase them down for a whole season or anything like that. (Red Son never released Lady Bone Demon in this timeline and during the period of time where Macaque would have shown up and tricked MK into training with him, the kid had already been kidnapped by Red) This gives Mac a huuuuge advantage in manipulating the kid into being on his side and making him believe that he's a good guy who wants to help out of the goodness of his heart or some nonsense. He's also able to paint a picture of his relationship with Wukong in a much better light exactly as you laid it out there, and since no one is there to refute it, MK buys into it wholeheartedly....

And yes, at some point Macaque also does catch feelings for the kid and now actually wants to like adopt him and protect him and stuff and it drives him absolutely crazy because HOW did this kid manage to manipulate him into actually liking him?? Is it just because he's actually that genuinely nice? Ugh. Mac hates that he actually cares what happens to the kid now. It changes his whole plan.. but, oh well. If there's one thing he's good at, it's adapting. So his little makeshift family he's aiming for is just going to be three now instead of two.

#ask #spicynoodleshipping #dark spicynoodles #shadowpeach #demon king red #prisoner mk #AU of an AU #dreamingfandom

[winterpower98]

hello ^^ Could you give me a small overview of your LMK au‘s ? I feel like you have many great ones that I would love to explore 👉👈

Do you still update them ? It would help me enjoy them without getting my heart ripped out. You know, like knowing that your favorite character will die. You will still be sad but at least you know what you are getting yourself into and can prepare. That way, I can still enjoy au‘s while knowing "they are great but be prepared for an open ending"

wow, that was waaaay longer than I intended it to be.

I have far too many AUs to be able to make a summary of all of them, so I will just summarize my favorite/the more popular ones.

But here's a masterpost that has links to all of them so you can check them out yourself.

I do try to update them as often as I can but between irl issues and trying to get over burnout, it's been hard.

Cursed AU: Started just as 'Macaque gets stuck with a circlet on his head' and it's now turned into 'Every character is going to get 'cursed' at least once and maybe get a bigger found family in the process'.

Swap AU: Classic role swap, Mei gets MK's place and Macaque gets Wukong's place. There are a lot more role swaps than that, but the biggest change is that Sun Wukong is the main villain (TW for abusive relationship and manipulation through the whole AU)

Parents and Kiddos AU: Still set in modern times but now half the cast are kids and the other half gets to adopt them. Found family and daily shenanigans ensue.

Lantern of Memories AU: Post-apocalyptic AU where Lady Bone Demon won and Mei lost her memories (TW for major character death).

Of Gold Silver and Jade AU: Very self-indulgent AU where Mei gets raised by Jin and Yin. Everything else is pretty much the same.

Actor AU: Classic AU where the show that we watch is just that and we get to see a peak behind the scenes with the actors and their day-to-day lives with a touch of hidden magic here and there.

Dreaming in June AU: The AU where nothing bad happens, ever. No one got possessed, killed or hurt. Everyone is just living a happy life.

#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid au #monkie kid #monkie kid au #winter answer #winterpower98

[lunar-wandering]

Hello! This is my first time sending an ask and I wanted to know if you could give a quick description of some of your au's.

I'm new to your page and i'm curious about them.

Right!! Okay!! Sorry this took so long and I'm sure I'm gonna forget one or more of them but here's as many as I remember with summaries-

Uno Reverse Card Swap AU: Red Son runs a cafe, MK works at said cafe (Pigsy and Tang both work at the local university), Mei also works at the cafe. Mei and Red Son are secretly vigilantes, who guard Monkey King's staff, which is sealing the Lady Bone Demon. One night the alert goes off, and they find that MK has lifted the staff. MK gets inducted into their lil team + Wukong breaks down the door of the cafe to announce that MK is his successor now. (As for personalities, to make it quick; MK is a lot shier/anxious in this AU, Wukong is a lot meaner (kinda like a tsundere but like for EVERYTHING. also he swears a lot), Red Son's more chill... also Red Son uses water guns hslfkjslks. ...oh and also MK is a scientifically made clone of Wukong because humans wanted a "controllable Monkey King" but that's not important-

(... that summary was a lot longer than i thought it'd be and i didn't even mention half of the stuff going on in it. ...oh boy this post is gonna be longer than i thought it'd be.)

Giggle Glow AU: this one is fairly easy to explain; basically, Wukong glows when he laughs. this spreads to MK and Macaque. in some scenarios this also spreads to the others as well but that's Basically It. despite it being so simple I love this AU with my whole heart.

Phantom Thief AU: essentially?? Mei comes from a long line of phantom thieves, Pigsy, Tang, and Sandy used to be a phantom thief trio, and, due to being raised by Pigsy and Tang + being friends with Mei, MK is also a phantom thief. the funniest thing about this AU is that the other characters all start the same as canon- the differences are that when Wukong finds out about MK's second 'job' he demands that MK teach him how to be a phantom thief. Oh, and, also, Red Son has a crush on MK's phantom thief persona, and had NO idea that he was also MK for a while. He started looking for someone to train him to be a phantom thief at some point, and ended up somehow becoming Macaque's apprentice.

Fruit Smoothie AU: a lil similar to Uno Reverse AU- Red Son and Mei run a smoothie truck + are heroes/vigilantes (albeit it didn't start that way- Red Son was initially a villain that Mei ended up redeeming). The difference here is that they meet MK, the new vigilante on the block (who takes forever to reveal details about himself to them; he doesn't tell them he's the Monkey King's successor at first and instead makes up a lie that he's from a reclusive demon family), via him literally slamming into the back of their food truck, injured, and them having to take him back to their shared apartment to treat him. ...Also in this AU Macaque escapes from LBD and needs somewhere to hide so he throws on a human glamour and gets a job working at their smoothie truck shflksdjfls. Only MK knows it's him for the longest time.

Fantasy Break AU: Wukong and Macaque fall through a magic mirror mid-fight and end up stuck in this ballroom where the doors teleport them into different stories/myths. They have to complete all the stories in order to get out.

Shadowheart AU: Macaque is cursed to end every sentence he says with "I Love You", takes the over dramatic route of just Not Saying Anything, and this leads to Problems.

Slapstick AU: Essentially, in this universe, demons decided that fighting with violence was just, y'know. Not a good game plan. So now fights are fought via comedy. Whoever can land the best joke (slapstick, stand up, even a knock knock joke), wins the battle. (LBD does not follow this rule). Oh also Wukong is cursed; but the curse works to his advantage via making people think he's a master at slapstick comedy. (Macaque, on the other hand, is just clumsy).

Twinkle Twinkle AU: Wukong and Macaque both have star-freckles on their face + ears that reflect the stars that are currently over top of the people they care about- it's kinda like a map to be able to find their loved ones, essentially.

Electric Avenue AU: MK, Pigsy, Tang, Mei, and Sandy (who are a band) end up trapped within the Demon Dimension, and MK accidentally ends up with all of Wukong's powers after an incident, leaving Wukong powerless. This AU is very much inspired by an 80's cartoon that was themed around 80's music, so this AU is based on that too (+ with some of their outfits being 80's themed as well). LBD in this AU is running a band that steals music from other people and pretends to play it while LBD uses a magic record player to hypnotize people/cause other magic effects. Kind of a battle of the bands AU?

Melody AU: SPEAKING OF MUSICAL AU'S!! this one has a bunch of my OC's in it but outside of them the main plotline is that there's a magic barrier protecting the city and Wukong needs to supply it with magic energy to maintain it and the easiest way of doing so is through song, so he became a pop star (sorry, no stagefright in this AU). one night, when MK, Mei, and Red Son get the chance to do their first performance (or, well, MK's first performance), MK accidentally releases such an enormous surge of magic power that the barrier cracks, allowing the Lady Bone Demon to get through.

Sitcom AU: this AU can mostly just be summed up by "they all share a giant mansion of a house. shenanigans ensue". (and by all i mean ALL).

Sundrop AU: due to bottling up his emotions for so long, any emotion that isn't happiness or sadness will cause Wukong to go into his kaiju form. (there's more to it than that but that's the simplest way to put it)

Forget-Me-Not AU: in this one, MK is the reincarnation of Xiaotian, who was Wukong's apprentice centuries ago. Xiaotian is.. kinda haunting MK, and they need to find pieces of a magical object in order to fully free Wukong- who's been turned to stone and hidden within a garden- he can be free when MK is there, but he can't leave, and turns back to stone whenever MK is a certain distance away. In this AU, MK was actually found and raised by LBD, so he's uh... a little traumatized, I'd say.

Flightless Birds AU: basically one of those AU's where everyone has wings- except MK was born with wings that are too small for him to fly, Wukong's wings were severely damaged by the mountain, and Macaque is missing a wing.

Platonic Soulmates (Soulmarks??) AU: everyone has multiple soulmates; you and your soulmate decide what the definition of soulmate means to you, essentially. Wukong has the belief that anyone he's soulmates with will meet a terrible fate, and so tries to avoid the subject altogether and theres SO MUCH MORE BUT THIS POST IS SO LONG I GOTTA MAKE THESE SUMMARIES SHORTER

Mixup Mashup AU: I haven't touched this one in a LONG time but it's basically an AU where MK, Mei, and Red Son are sharing a body (Red Son's body, specifically), and Wukong and Macaque have swapped bodies (due to the same incident that caused the trio to fuse).

Sunset Wukong AU: Wukong is cursed so that if he uses his powers during the day, he will slowly turn to stone. The process reverses at the end of the day, and he can use his powers during the night freely. He avoids telling MK this for a while hsdflsldfjs. (TBH this whole AU was made so I could make a Macaque vs Wukong fight scene that would be similar to that one Hibiki vs Miku fight scene in Symphogear but then I never wrote it)

Doppelganger AU: An AU where Wukong freed Macaque before going to save MK at the end of s2- and, basically, Macaque and Wukong swapped places. Or to put it in a way that's easier to understand: the Wukong that shows up at the end of s2 is actually Macaque in disguise. Eventually Wukong rejoins them on the airship, disguised as Macaque, and the two just... instead of explaining anything, decide to keep this illusion up? (Sandy and MK are the first to figure them out and... kinda help them with it a bit).

Rock Garden AU: different types of plants and flowers grow on Wukong based on his emotions.

Sway AU: When either Wukong or Macaque dances, the other is forced to copy their movements perfectly.

Chocolatier Macaque AU: this is basically an AU where Macaque decides, post ep9, to just. run a chocolate store instead. despite the fact that chocolate is literally poisonous to him. He wears a human glamour for this (MK figures him out pretty easily but does NOT figure out Wukong's human glamour which is hilarious). Wukong keeps showing up in a human glamour as well just to banter with him. There is some plot development and angst moments involved.

Zing AU: it's been so long since i've thought about this one actually but in this AU Wukong gets cursed while travelling with the gang so that he just. to put it simply has moodswings/personality-swings that are accompanied by his eyes changing colour

Shy!Wukong AU: I only ever wrote one fic for this but I'm mentioning it anyways since I love it so much; basically the years of solitude on the mountain made Wukong REALLY shy. like SUPER shy. and he has a really hard time talking to people (he outright spends his first meetings with MK just leaving sticky notes for him instead of actually talking to him). He'll hide behind trees just to avoid social interaction.

Double Heart AU: Wukong had his heart stolen, literally, like ripped out of him, by LBD. This affects his emotions: leading him to have three different states depending on the time of day; in the morning, he's mainly silent and doesn't talk outside of telling MK what to do, in the afternoon, he acts similar to how he does in the show, but you can tell that he's faking it/that something's off, and in the evening, he becomes a perfect mirror and mimics whatever actions/words the people around him do. LBD used his heart as part of the process to revive Macaque, so Macaque actually has Wukong's heart contained within him, and feels all the emotions Wukong would be feeling if he had his heart. (as in, if MK tells him something exciting, Wukong will feel nothing, but halfway across the city in his dojo Macaque will suddenly feel the emotion of excitement and not know why). Later on, they end up transferring Wukong's heart to him, but for a period of time him and Macaque share it in order to get Wukong used to having emotions again.

Secret Relationship AU: Macaque and Wukong are already dating- but due to a series of circumstances they are outright hiding Macaque's general existence from MK and the others. This is mostly a comedy AU hsdlfkjsdlfs.

Seapearl AU: Wukong was born as a mermaid (or mer-monkey), and Macaque ended up becoming a mer-monkey due to the circumstances of his revival.

Wisp AU: When Macaque got revived, he split in two, the part of him that fully accepted what had happened and forgave Wukong, and the part of him that's in denial of, well, everything + 'hates' Wukong. The side that forgave him is called Wisp, and usually just stays as Macaque's shadow and goes along with Macaque's plans. (Technically, it kinda is more like Wisp is Macaque's shadow than it is one person split in two). Wisp is incapable of speaking until Macaque actually admits/says that he forgives Wukong outloud. (Macaque's hatred of/grudge against Wukong had been literally silencing his forgiveness).

Astral!Macaque AU: mentioning this one despite the only one post about it cause i think it's funny, but basically a version of MK time travels back from the future in order to prevent a really bad timeline- but ended up too early, and ends up possessing Macaque's body (and decides to try and recreate as many important events as possible). Macaque gets knocked out and kinda starts. haunting Wukong, up until episode 9 where he sees himself do stuff and is like “what the fuck who is that. who the fuck is possessing my body. what the fuck dude that’s not your skin get the fuck out who ARE YOU-”

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ohhhh god i THINK thats all of them?? or at least most of them??? IVE PROBABLY FORGOTTEN SO MANY SHDLFKSJDFLKDS IM SORRY I FEEL LIKE IM FORGETTING MY KIDS OR SOMETHING

IF THERE'S ANY AU THAT I DIDN'T MENTION HERE JUST.... SEND AN ASK ABOUT IT AND IT'LL ALL COME BACK TO ME IM SURE

#Monkie Kid #AU's #lego monkie kid

[krystaldeath]

Tang and Scorpion Demon friendship headcanons? Please?

Hell yessss

* Scorpion Demoness LOVES to listen Tang’s stories, both of old legends and of his adventures. He may or may not make himself sound more heroic than he actually was, and she may or may not know that he is. She lets him do it anyways; he’s having fun, so why ruin it for him?

* (THIS IS WHAT I MADE BEFORE THE WHOLE SEASON 4 BEING RELEASED FIASCO HAPPENED SO UHH. SORRY FOR THE EXTRA DELAY??? ANYWAYS CONTINUING ON!)

* I think she’s also a bit of a foodie herself, so they really bond over good food. And therefore a lot of their hang outs either end or start at Pigsy’s! (She sometimes feels like the third wheel when it’s her and Tang that are meant to be hanging out bc of him and Pigsy bicker-flirting; she gets back at him tho by gushing over Spider Queen)

* I think she’s super strong. Like so strong she doesn’t even realize her own strength. They pass by the arcade Mei and MK like to play in and decide to try a couple games, one being a test of strength type game. She breaks it the second she touches it. They immediately run away from the crime scene

* Bc I am incapable of not including my ships in some way: Double dates! The first one is always as hell bc. Well. Spider Queen not only flirted with Pigsy (and Tang but that did Not work), but also kinda maybe planned on eating them? Haha, it’s okay she’s past that now! Doesn’t mean she won’t tease them a bit and mumble something like “This would taste better with some mortal blood mixed in” as she sips on her drink, side eyeing the scholar and pig man. Meanwhile Scorpion Demoness is just clung to her arm and when she asks “What was that, sweetie?” (Unaware), SQ just smiles sweetly and says “Nothing~!”

* Tang: Really? Spider Queen? Sure she’s pretty (from an aesthetic point not romantic of course), but she’s evil!No offense but you can do better! SD: … A Pigman- Tang: HES AN AMAZING COOK AND A KIND MAN!!! HE IS ALSO A LOVING (while strict!) FATHER!!! HE’S A DILF SCORPS-! SD: Augh, no, Tangy!! Don’t call him that! Tang: A /DILF/!!!!!!!!

* Now this kind of doesn’t work with most of my headcanons but the scenario is in my head now so: They wingman for each other but by trying to make their respective crushes jealous; SD gushes about Tang like she’s interested in him around/to Pigsy and vice versa. This backfires in the sense that they do get jealous but now SD is banned from Pigsy’s and Tang almost gets eaten again

* They have a book club that’s just the two of them at first but she convives Tang to let Yin, Jin, the purple demon lady (idk what we call her), and the… Little guy… forgot what he’s called, join them! It is the most chaotic and rowdy book club there has ever been

* SD always wanted to have a cliche sleepover and Tang is more than happy to indulge her. They paint each others nails (neither are very good at it; SD is a margin better tho and gets better over time. Tang does not), do face masks and play games like MASH. SD maybe suggests doing a spooky activity like chanting Bloody Mary 3 times in the bathroom. Tang maybe has a heart attack when supernatural stuff actually starts happening. They maybe have to call MK and Mei to save them from said supernatural stuff. They talk about their crushes, oooh~

#lego monkie kid #lmk headcanon #lmk scorpion demoness #lmk tang #lmk spider queen #lmk pigsy #maybe SQ and Pigsy become sorta friends bc of their SOs being besties who knows??? #freenoodleshipping #lmk freenoodles #venomqueenshipping #sorry I made it so much about my ships I just have them on the mind #also sorry I made you wait for over a week but. like I said. the season 4 fiasco dropped on us #hope y’all enjoy these nonetheless!!! #word heavy

[heyitstyyyy]

so remember how I said I had ideas for that Howl’s Moving Castle au?

yeah I went bonkers JSJDJDS (excuse the messy handwriting, if u need clarification for what it says just ask smmssm)

Tang is Sophie, Macaque is Howl, MK is Markl, LBD is the Witch of the Waste (instead of turning to an old woman though she turns into the lil girl), I think I’ll have Lady Iron Fan as the headmaster of magic (I forget the name but I believe that’s what she was called in the movie sjsjsj), Mo is Heen, Red Son is Calcifer, aaannd Wukong is Turnip Head (hehehe Peach Head)

made a few changes to some of it, like instead of a normal curse that’s put on Macaque and Red Son, Macaque had taken some of the Samadhi Fire inside of him while coming across Red Son going bonkers when he was a baby, and so his “monster” form is less bird based and more fire based

the little girl yoinks Macaque’s heart out of genuine confusion and not out of selfishness

MK’s disguise isn’t an old man, it’s his old monkie design

Tang is a worker at Pigsy’s Noodles instead of a hat shop, and finds Macaque while delivering noodles to Sandy, and Yin and Jin are hassling with him and not flirting with him

when Macaque rescues him from Yin and Jin, he mistakes him for Monkie King (which Macaque just chuckles at) and doesn’t realize who he is. he ends up reading up on the Lore with Sandy (who saw him fly in and got him some tea in case he was still freaked out or smth), and is terrified upon realizing its Macaque, who the book says is evil. Sandy’s all like “well he helped you right?” so Tang is conflicted, but overall set on “yea hes evil the Lore says so”

Tang gets caught by LBD after going home to his apartment, finding her there looking for Sun Wukong. Tang is sassy and skeptical per usual, and because he doesn’t turn over the info (that he doesnt even have, but she thinks she does bc she saw him with Macaque before), he curses him as a warning, to show him how powerful she can be. Mei tries to get him out of his apartment that morning (she works at Pigsy’s too) but he plays at being sick. she leaves the building, so Tang is able to slip out easily and head to the mountains to see if he can find Macaque, bc he did help him before, and might know what’s going on

Red Sun turns back into a human(?) after Macaque’s heart is returned, and stays with Macaque and the gang so that Macaque can guide him in controlling the fire himself (and totally NOT because he’d miss them)

Wukong is still well known as the Monkie King and all the lore and stuff with him is basically the same as it was in the series, except the whole “Wukong murdered Macaque” thing didn’t happen, and was a misconception bc they DID know each other as kids, but Macaque disappeared after meeting Red Son, and LBD cursed Wukong WAAAY after that for the lols

also a small detail that I couldn’t illustrate here; Macaque doesn’t start with blonde fur, he starts with white fur! thought that would be a cute nod to that one interpretation of Macaque with white fur, and the fandom’s whole theory that he used to have white fur, but lost it, except that, instead of getting burned or bc he was killed, it’s just cause Tang messed with his hair dye hehe

hope this wasn’t too too much nsjsjs,, I just really love this movie, it being one of my favorites of all time, and ofc when I saw the Inkypages content with it, I got inspired,, I hope it was okay that I took that idea and ran with it like a football,, hehe,, maybe I’ll make a fic out of it! def been thinking abt it, just dunno if I’ll do it yet,,,

og idea by @pechachaos

check them out!!! they’re SUPER talented,,!!

#lmk #lmk inkypages #lmk macaque #lmk fanart #lmk tang #lmk au #lego Monkie kid fanart #lego Monkie kid au #lego Monkie kid macaque #lego Monkie kid tang #lego Monkie kid inkypages #Inkypages #inkypagesshipping

[belliesandburps]

So I know you have mostly male preds, but is there a hefty/voracious female pred you have?

For female predators explicitly? Quite a few. But see, unlike most folks who just want big, sexy anime girls with large breasts who make vore almost stereotypically pornographic, I like vore to feel like vore, regardless of the gender of the pred, and that means a domineering personality, and some canonical gluttony. For same size vore, I need the pred to be big, bulky, and generally, canonically capable to actually swallow someone whole. It's why I don't really do same size vore anymore unless the pred CAN canonically eat somebody at their regular size, and instead, do macro for most anime bois.

But anywho, onto the fun part below. These aren't my only favorite female characters for kink scenarios, just explicitly favorite female preds for vore only:

Orca (DC Comics): She's my number one pick for the same reason Killer Croc is. She just hits all of my buttons. She's big, beefy, canonically voracious, a canonical big eater, has smarts but sass, I find her look very appealing, and can see her in a number of different scenarios for stuffing, vore (both fatal and non-fatal), and everything in between. I love to envision her sitting on her thick rump while rubbing her massive, writhing belly, before her prey kicks hard enough to force out a GIANT, echoing belch from the whale woman. And then, Orca just grunts, chuckles and gives a mock apology for "being so unladylike." Then, she'd just smack her chest and knock loose an even bigger burp, giving Croc a run for her money, before sighing heavily and giving her fat belly a couple of resounding pats while it ripples beneath her palm with each one. She's also huge enough that she can lug her giant gut around, grinding it against a wall or floor and moaning with pleasure at the sensation and satisfaction of feeling her prey being tenderized by her gut.

Lady Dimitrescu (RE8): Cliche, I know, but honestly, Lady D is kinda perfect. She's huge, she's curvy, she's muscular, she has a domineering personality, she's utterly ruthless while also being classy, but also shows that she has a more depraved, uncaring side. And, of course, she's also VERY canonically voracious, and has devoured countless men over the past hundred years, and even threatens to swallow Ethan whole during her boss fight. I like to think that she could swallow Ethan, even in her beefy, curvy vampire-lady form without having to mutate into her Bloodborne Monster form. But unlike Orca, if Ethan's squirming forces her to belch loud enough to echo all throughout her castle, she'll cover her mouth in shock, and be utterly outraged by the filthy man-thing for daring to make her do something so uncouth. Like it's HIS fault. :P

Alice / B Rabbit (Pandora Hearts): Alice is a Chain, which essentially means they're predators by nature. Like Cheshire, she could canonically eat somebody due to her ravenous hunger. Only, instead of eating people like Cheshire and other Chains, Alice resorts to stuffing her face with more meat than humanly possibly possible. So, I can very easily see her giving in to her hunger against a real bastard and swallowing him whole, or even eating one of her friends to keep them safe from other enemy Chains. She's also incredibly loud, abrasive, cocky, and almost Tomboyish, which is my favorite kind of personality in female characters I'm most into. So I can easily see her freely burping loud enough to wake the dead and bragging about how huge that was. And if Gil gives her crap, she'd just burp in his face and grin cockily...before it devolves into their billionth argument of the week...

Mileena (MK): Baraka is one of my favorite preds in MK, so having female Baraka works for me, especially with her latest iteration, because she's so utterly voracious, teasing and downright wicked. I can picture her stuffing her face like a pig, messily devouring her victims, or swallowing them whole. And she'd be relentlessly teasing any prey she devoured, mocking them, slapping her belly and going out of her way to ensure that her prey is as miserable as possible. Every time she belches ferociously, she'd just swallow down more air to ensure that her prey doesn't lose consciousness, because she wants them to squirm and writhe through digestion.

Riptor (Killer Instinct): I didn't even realize Riptor was female until a few months ago, but...yeah, I dig that raptor for her FAT-ality alone. It was one of those defining moments of my youth, watching her sit with a balloon belly before burping that made me realize, "Oh nooooo...I like voooooare..." XD

Mirko (MHA): Mirko's a strange one, because her eating habits are never really talked about, far as I know. But her look and personality just hit EVERY button for me. She's a huge, muscular gal with curves and the most aggressive, Tomboyish personality I've seen in the entire series. So I can VERY easily see her having a massive appetite just because of how muscular she is and needing tons of calories to do so. But due to how utterly aggressive she is, I can also see her working for macro vore, having a strong enough stomach to store shrunken prey until she can let them loose in custody, and using her mighty legs to jet her way out from a villains lair. And due to her personality and loud, abrasive nature, I can easily see her being someone who freely and LOUDLY burps without a care in the world.

Toga (MHA): Her whole thing is that she has a very twisted view of love and connection. With her, it's all about blood. She wants to ingest the blood of everyone and everything she loves. I could very easily see that turning into her swallowing a shrunken victim she loves whole and digesting them so they can be together forever. Helps that, at least in the manga, she canonically lets out a big burp when that teleport happens for the first time. ;)

Lady Venom (Marvel Comics): So, admittedly, I know nothing about Lady Venom. But Venom's one of my favorite preds, so the image of him latching onto a woman host and making her every bit as voracious and snarky as Venom is just hits all the right buttons. I can even make them seeing jokes about how her prey is gonna make her lose her girlish figure as she talks to her giant writhing belly, before letting loose a colossal belch, then giggling and excusing herself with zero shame or embarrassment as she teasingly slaps her huge, jiggling gut. You can probably sense a pattern at this point with me. 'XD

I'm sure there are others, but off the top of my head, this is what comes to mind for female preds. I don't have nearly as much as I do male preds, but Orca ranks among some of my all time favorite preds period, so take that information how you will. ;)

#ask belliesandburps #female pred #orca #mileena #lady dimitrescu #mirko #toga #riptor #alice b rabbit #belly kink #same size vore #safe vore #fatal vore #pred teasing #burping

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MK liveblog thoughts, gods and monsters

This. This is the best title sequence and opening of all the episodes. It is. I am going to shatter.

The way it fades out and we are back in reality and the body is dead and floating in the water and within the song, within the end

JAKE LOCKLEY IS IN THERE AND HE NEEDS RO B LET OUTTTT

I am emotionally fucking brittle going into this I can already tell holy fuck ok

Layla you are so hot I love you kill bite maim

Sandy lil Ammit….

Layla crying over the body her face breaking her hands so delicate n she kisses their forehead and her grief is anger it is fury it is revenge and she lets them go let’s them sink and she is going to kill and die trying

MAY CALAMAWY THE ACTRESS YOU ARE

“I don’t need to show you my papers, you need to show us your soul” is possibly the funniest line in this episode

Taweret talking through bodies I LOVE YOUUUU

Layla n Marc r both so stubborn n have that one minded view on things

Also I love that this shows us what’s been happening in the upper world

“Marc says wonderful things ab you” yeah like how she’d b up for murdering u w him HSHHDHD

The other gods r beta cucks n Ammit is the alpha, that’s what the A is for

White man enters the pyramids, 5 dead, 0 left alive which sucks

The score building to Ammits release FUCKE AND SHE IS SO COOL OHHHHH LADY YEAH LADY WooOO

Sandy lil Khonshu hehehe

The one scene Arthur looks pathetic n it’s what he deserves Ammit is cool

He’s so sweaty tho

They have a freaky thing goin on

When she pushes his hair back n he looks wrecked lol

Freak

Khonshu is dustyyyyyy

Layla once again very human. She is scared but pushes on and she is emotional but that doesn’t cause her to falter.

YEAH GET HIS ASS INSULT HIM REJECT THOSE OLD BONES FUCK THAT GUY HE SUCKS

Yknow what Khonshu’s hair tendrils remind me of? Thin lil rice noodles

Marc in the field of reeds… I WILL cry

“It’s so… quiet” the way his voice is fragile n disbelieving

Manifesting the silence, which means danger, no loneliness or hurt, and no Steven. No voice talking to him

THE SCORE IN THIS EPISODE IS FUCKING BALLS TO THE WALLS U GUYS OK ITS MY FAV OF ALL THE EPISODES THE STRINGS BUILDING AS MARC LEAVES N THEY CRASH DOWN IM GONNA CRY IMMMMMMKKKKM THE MUSIC IS SO FICKING GOOD UMNN IMNN CRUING

Holy shit ok

Ok

I have the chills Ok

THE GOD EXES R FIGHTINGGGG

Marc walks over to Steven w such purpose n such a fucking open n sad face

“Lookin pretty rough man”

F

F

F

F

Sorry I had to watch the speech I couldn’t type

THE HEART THE HEART IM GONNA GI FERAL IM IMNMMM MY CHEST IS SWELLING I PHYSICALLY AM FEELING CHILLS AND WEIGHT AND GOD FUCK

I’m

Hm

I rlly rlly care ab these guys

YOU CAME BACK WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

WELL I DID A WHOLE LITTLE SPEECH THERE

IT WASNT THAT LITTLE

YOU ASSHOLE

THEY LOVE EACH ITHER J I LOVE THEM

Ammit uses her hair to swing at Khonshu that’s so cool

Khonshu getting his ass KICKED

The coming back to life scene I’m

IM FUCKING UNWELL

LAYLA IS LIFE LAYLA IS LIFE AND LOVE AND HOPE AND RISE AND LIVE AGAIN AND THE MUSIC IS LOUS

And then the bullets fall out

I’m

Fucking

Unwell

This is when the CG suit looks fakest but it’s followed by the chad real suits so it’s ok

“I knew you’d miss me” FREAK

“Steven Grant I was not speaking to you 🙄”

Steven ily

Khonshu is still

What a guy

“Hurry up! Idiots!”

THE CRESCENT CAPE AGAIN YEAHHHHHHEHHHAHHH

Osiris’s guy is not having a great time

Blood gurgling asmr sorry idk what’s wrong w me

“Taweret..? Are you there..?”

“LAYLAAAAAAA!!!!!”

I LOVE HER SO KUCH I LOVE HER SO MUCH

This ep is gorgeous

MAY CALAMAWY THE ACTRESS YOU ARE JESUS FUCK

She does Taweret vs Layla so well

Layla getting to know her father is ok n gets to be proud of her WE DONT TALK AB THAT ENOGHH THATS FUCKING HHHGGGHHHGG AGGHG

Marc b flying

Harrow is climbin

Leg work out

What if he didn’t climb to the top in time lol

Marc Spector more like Dart Spector w how precise he’s going through the air

So many ppl die in Cairo that’s so

Fucking sad

Ammit looks epic tho good for her

YES YES YES GES YES GES GES GES GES GES GES YES GES YES YEA EYS YEATYYSTSTS THE MUSIC THE MUSIC LAYLAS FACE THE DOSSONANCE THE WINFS HER SMIRK IM UNWELL

KICK HIS FACE MARC KICK HER ASS KHONSHU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FIGHT FOGHT FIGHT

FUTUT

The battle in the air is amazing the gods battling it out I’m just

I love this so much I love it so much

Right after harrow n Marc crash to the ground in Cairo hes just laying there n it is the funniest shot I have ever seen

Ammit using her tail is so cool

LAYLAAAAA

“Layla…” /in love

“Layla” “Marc” “oh baby, thank god you’re ok” “oh you look amAzing what are you wEAring?”

KAIJUS KAIJUS

BATTLE COUPLE BATTLE COUPLE OM IM AGHHGGGFGHHGFG PUNCH JUMP HE DO THE TWIST HES KICKING ASS HE DOES AFLIP N THEN UTS MARC IM

I’m im I’m immmmmmmmmm

Layla is so cool n Marc jumps over the car n it’s amazing n Ammit bites Khonshu in the ribs n they’re fighting together as avatars and equals im fucking yelling

STEVENS CIAT BRUSH OFF

I LOVE HIM

MARC COMIN OUT W THE GRAPPLE

I love this episode SO FICKING MUCH JESUS HELL

Harrow is so sweaty ew

LAYLA STOPPPING THE CAR N GIVING THAT KID A SEXYALITY CRISIS WOOOOOO

ARE YOU AN EGYPTIAN SUPERHERO? I AM.

YEAHHHHHHHH

LAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Shut up harrow lmao

You suck

N not even balls balls r too good for u

U suck dirt

God…. The suit getting blasted off their face the heartbeat taking over Khonshu falling in the background

I’m

I’m fucking unwell this is so good

THE PAIN THE OAIN AND THE AND THEN ANF THEN

IT CUTS

JAKE JAKE JAKE YEAHHHHHHHHH

“That wasn’t you was it Steven?” “Not a chance mate”

Jake came to party babeeee

Ammit where r u even dragging Khonshu lmao

Dragging his ass into next week

Layla n Marc holding hands n chanting n saving the day n sharing power

Both their voices sound so nice here

AMMIT CRACKLING AWAY INTO NOTHING AND WTAPPING AROUND KHONSHU IN ONE LAST ATTEMPT AT STAING GROUNDED

The way cutting the connection still has Marc recoil n not Layla bc Khonshu is harsher

Layla is his morals and she reminds him he is free and he doesn’t have to listen to Khonshu

Literally the only moment I wish was a bit longer fuck all the other bits the pacing is actually fine on a rewatch

RELEASE US

AND HE DOES AND THEN AND THEN AND MARC LOOKS SO RELIEVED N THEN

Dr harrow time to get FUCKED UP

Oscar’s acting in this scene, Marc n Steven switching smoothly bc they have come to even ground, the clear differences between the two

The bloody footprints

The dream… to the waking of being in bed together and safe and on even ground

And it’s Marc waking up in Steven’s clothes n there’s two fish now n he gets to be in the house and be the one that trips n just

GOD

Jake time

Yes let’s go

LETS GO

His gloves… his confidence…. This man

the MUSIC AGAINNNNNNN THE SOFTNESS N HIW IT CUTS OFF WHEN THE DOOR SNAPS SHUT

Kicks the wheelchair

N Khonshu’s neck cracks

“You can’t hurt us.” “Yeah..? Wanna know something?”

“Meet my friend, Jake lockley.”

HOY TE TOCA PERDER

AND THE CROWD WENT WILD

I LOVE HIM

God ok o rmr why I love this episode it’s bc it SLAMS

All of u that shit on gods n monsters need to do a full rewatch and NOT EXPECT IT TO B WHAT IT ISNT IT IS A FUCKING GREAT FINALE LEGIT

I’m not ok I can’t go to sleep now what the fuvk

#the fruit is talking again #MK liveblog

[bisexualstokes-archive]

the lady heather episodes are always such a trip

#mk watches csi #NICK AND DOC ROBBINS SAVING THAT BABY AT THE BEGINNING THO MY HEART #and the whole episode nick wants justice for the mother and the baby as;dlkfjas;dkj #he's too pure for this world #also i love lady heather

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Alright! Happy day, whatever time it is for ya, MONKIE KID SEASON 2 FINALE EPISODES TIME BABY!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

Gotta say I am a bundle of nerves and nervousness. *inhales* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay, that helped a little ksdmfoawgawe Been a bit of a long day, but I am HYPED, and READY FOR SOME MONKEY!!!!! 

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

Episode 9: Transformations  

[spoilers under cut] 

Gosh I love this theme song klMF;OAWEF 

Hhhhhh I’m scared LKASMDFO;GWE 

HECK 

AIGHT, SPIDER QUEEN, WE’RE OFF TO A GREAT START!!!! 

Ooo, having waking nightmares, huh? Flashbacks? So many worries. She really has come to the conclusion that she’s in over her head lol ksdmfoawe 

The piece of hair falling into her face to signal her distress is kinda hilarious ngl KFMOAWEF 

AYYYY GOLIATH!!!! HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE THE SPECIAL!!! NICE TO SEE YOU’RE STILL ALIVE AND KICKING, BUD!!!

Is she barricading herself in there? Like, what’s she doing?? 

“I’m not gonna let that little lady play me!” 

Honey, sweet heart, Spider Queen, darling, it is much too late for that klMF;AWOEF 

Bro, you just spent the whole season nabbing powerful artifacts for you, and you think an upgraded spider-mech is gonna do something? Sorry, dude, gotta laugh lKMF;AOWEF 

Love the backgrounds in this show so much 

And the art in general, animation’s 10/10

WHAT’S UP GREASY FOOL 

HA 

he squeaks that’s hilarious kmF;HOAWEF

Syntax, sweating on the other side as Spider Queen prepares to crush Huntsmen *wheezing* 

Yeah, they can all tell she’s in no mood for back talk, or wise suggestions . 

WELP, RIP TO THE SPIDER GANG, PROBABLY ALL BUT HUNTSMEN ARE GETTING CAPTURED OR EVAPORATED, WE’LL SEE HOW THIS GOES AKL;SMDFAOWGWAE

Okay

No idea if she’s repeating her previous plan or if she’s got something else up her sleeve, but like… do you really think the things the girl helped you make are gonna be able to do anything against her??

Just saying SQ, things aren’t looking great for ya RIP AKDMFAOWE

MONKIE KID FAMILY, LETS GOOOOO!!! 

And they’re all there!!!! 

Except for Wukong, of course, RIP, that Monkey doesn’t know how to be part of a family anymore I guess— 

(Macaque,  you have a long way to go before you earn a title in this fam, fight me) 

WAIT PYJAMA PORTY?? SLEEPOVER??? :D!!! !?!? !!! >:D!!!

*WHEEZING* 

NOT SLEEPOVER, JUST GETTING WOKEN UP AT THREE

I want to take a moment to appreciate: 

-TANK-TOP PIGSY REAL 

-MEI’S BED HEAD, PLEASE, OH MY GODS 

-Tang’s night cap, please kLMFA;OEWF

-Sandy deserves to wear Pink all the time

THEY ALL LOOK SO COMFY ASLKMDF;AGAOWEF 

Also, slkdfm;aogmawe Animators, giving Pigsy a watch, solely so he can check it in this one scene, lets see how long it stays lkMF;AWOFE

Part of me is concerned that that isn’t really Mk

I swear if it’s Macaque I’ma flip 

I WANNA APPRECIATE HOW MK CALLS HIM DEAR SWEET SWEET PIGSY ALL THE TIME, I LIVE FOR IT AM;SDFOHOIWAEF 

SHAPESHIFTING TIME?!?!?! SHAPESHIFTING TIME1?!?!??!

PIGSY LOOKING TIRED AS HECK

SO DONE

ASLKDFMA;OWE I LOVE HIM 

Mei and Tang, geeking out; Sandy, happy and supportive

And then Pigsy l;KFM;AHGAWOEF

Man just wants some SLEEP 

WOOO TRANSFORMATION TIME!!!

If he has cat fingers I’m gonna die laughing /j 

When Tang nerds out over Monkey King stuff and he does that face lkMF;AOFNWEF *wheezing* 

TANG’S FACE ON ANIMAL BODIES IS NOT SOMETHING I’D EVER THOUGHT I’D SEE *WHEEZING* 

HAND 

REGULAR HAND ALKMS;GOAOWEFA

WHAT THE FREAKING BUFF TANG REAL 

*CRYING* 

SANDY AND MEI WITH HEART EYES

PIGSY LOOKING LIKE HE’S BOUTA THROW SOMEBODY OFF THE ROOF ALK;SMDF;GHAOWEIF 

you can just tell the animators are having so much fun with this

SHUT UP

SHUT UP NO

I HATE BEING RIGHT

STEVEN UNIVERSE VIBES

EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CAT FINGERS

IT’S PUPPY HAND

I’M GONNA CRY

PLEASE MK

NO

ALSKMF;OGAWOEIFMWEF 

*WHEEZING* 

EVERYONE, IS SUITABLY DISTURBED 

EXCEPT MEI

OF COURSE

PUPPY WHY YOU BITE MEI 

DOG NO 

Pigsy: Less of a power and more of a… medical emergency. 

WHEEZE

I LOVE PIGSY SO MUCH 

Mei still loving the feral hand puppy 

heck LKMF;AHOAWEF

MK WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR OTHER HAND 

I love how Pigsy noticed he was hiding it despite the distracting puppy hand kmFOAWEF

WHY ARE THEY MORE FREAKED OUT OVER THE MOP HAND THAN THE PUPPY 

CRYING KAMLS;OGAOEF

MOP HAND MK 

*falls over* 

SUPER HANDY

PUNS

PLEASE THIS SHOW GIVES ME EVERYTHING 

Mk, very tired of spiders kLMFOAWEF

I… why they… taking the sign??? Pigsy’s sign???? The sign Mk clearly drew??? But why??? THERE ARE A HUNDRED OTHER SIGNS IN THE CITY, WHY NOT TAKE ONE THAT ISN’T GONNA MAKE THE MONKIE KID CHASE AFTER YOU 

Unless that’s their plan

Or perhaps it’s a magic sign since Mk drew it

Heck, guess I’ma just have to wait and see sdkmfaowfe

Feral puppy hand kmFOWEAF

“Why do I always land on my face?” 

Mk, I’ve been asking myself that same question. You’re indestructible tho, so you’re good, dw bout it dude kMFOAWEF

Oh he poofed the puppy and mop real speedy like, good for him!!

And he’s just gonna…

chase after them

after a sign…

AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?!?!?!?!

BRO?!!?!?!

YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS?!?!!?!

Hooooo boy

okay, so the sign is just… one amongst many things I guess

KFMAWOEF

Mk, crouched on a pipe: *angry monkey noises* 

Oh!! Tiny Mk back!!!

…

MK, THEY WERE TAKING IT TO THE SEWERS, WERE DID YOU THINK THEY WERE GOING?!?!?!!!

I know this is a dire situation, kinda, but Tiny Mk is 10/10 

Mk: *smooshes cheeks* 

Me: Hey, stop being cute 

I wonder if she really would take over the city if she defeated WBS/Lady Bone Demon. Meh. You’re valid Mk, but I don’t think that’s a problem this time around. 

SMACK WITH STICK PLANS KAMSF;AOHGWEIFE

I wonder if the rest of the crew just went back to bed kmFOAWE

i really hope not

Also, just… low-key looking for Macaque

He’s gotta be somewhere—

Mk does a lot for his friends. Some of it doesn’t even really matter, or they don’t really care about it. Pigsy could just get a new sign, bud. But, well, Mk *gestures to all of him* lKFMAWEF

Lov u smol lego man <3 

“Here… comes… tiny kid.” 

THE WAY HE SAID IT KMAS;GAOIWAMF 

LOVE THIS SMOL LEGO ALMSD;AOGWE

Spider Queen really do be concerned 

Valid I guess, tho it would have been more useful to notice what you were getting into sooner skdmfaowef

I keep thinking back to Minor Key and how WBS’s “My Queen,” went from, like, a “your majesty, I bow to you,” type thing to a “you’re mine,” thing. 

This show does a really good job of making me cheer for the used-to-be-big-baddies-but-are-now-minor-villians KMFOAWEF

GOOD JOB MK

MUCH STEALTH

DOING HIS BEST

AKLS;DNFA;OGBOAWE ;A; 

SURE, BLAME THE CHILD FOR YOU AGREEING TO CHILL WITH A CREEPY DEMON, SURE SQ, SEEMS REAL SMORT AKSD;MFGAWE

*crying* 

Two puppy hands now 

getting steven universe flashbacks oh my gods KLMF;OAWEF 

THEY’RE LITERALLY JUST STANDING THERE, STARING AT HIM 

i mean, to be fair, puppy hands aren’t something you see every day LKFM;AHGAWE

“How bout we fight later when I have hands—“ 

Your honour I love him klFM;AOAWE

HE JUST 

“OKAY BYYYEEEEEEEEEE” 

AS;KLDHOWEF

THEIR FACES

Goliath looks mildly bewildered and confused, Syntax looks suitably disquieted, and Huntsman looks like he’s questioning his own existence lk;MF;OAWEG

SPIDER MK REAL

ASDL;KFMOGH;AWE

Just wait he’s gonna get freaked out by it in a sec here

MK WHY *crying* kMF;AAEW

Mk just: UGH BUT ROPE. EW EW EW EW. IT’S AS WEIRD AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. THIS IS SO GROSS!! I’m so gross

ASLDFM;OGHAWE

CRYING AKLMF;AOGHOAWE

MK, HONEY, JUST CHANGE BACK AKLSMD;GAAOWEF 

OOP

WATER BREAK TIME 

SNATCH A SNACK BE RIGHT BACK

GOT WATER!! 

AAAAND PLAY!!

 Ah heck, I see we’re back to possession lady 

This is fine

OKAY

FEAR 

This not-mayor guy Y I K E S  ASKDMFA;OGOAWE

Hooooo boy

OKAY, SO, MK SPIDER CREW TEAM UP??? 

THAT’S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S SHAPING UP TO BE

PLEASE I’D VIBE SO HARD WITH IT AKMF;AGOWE

And Syntax is the first to go

Oh boy

HECK 

Never thought I’d bee feeling defensive for this guy but BACK OF NOT-MAYOR, DON’T TOUCH THE STRANGE SPIDER MAN 

Well 

Well then

…

Heck

Wonder what happened to him— 

Huh, yeah, Mayor guy buff

WELP, THERE GOES HUNTS AND BIG GUY 

WEIRD, I WOULD HAVE PAYED MONEY TO SEE HUNTSMAN MEET HIS END, BUT AFTER THE SANDY EPISODE I CAN’T HATE HIM GOSH DANG IT KMASDF;AGNOA;WIEF 

HUNTSMAN YOU CAN’T DIE JUST WHEN I STARTED TO BE OKAY WITH YOU, GET BACK HERE IMMEDIATELY 

Oh my gosh, tiny spider Mk

*crying* 

You are valid, young monkey. 

MK GO MONKEY I’M BEGGING YOU 

I just want da monkey

FKLMA;OGHAOWE

When I heard the name of the episode that’s all I was thinking about. I doubt we’ll get it here, but like!! In the future, please

Spider Queen kinda needs that, bud klMFOWAEF

Oh oof, much too late for that, once again 

You know what’d be terrifying, is if she freaks out, and then the not-mayor guy comes in while Mk’s hiding tiny and he watches him disintegrate her or something

…

Anyway moving on 

OH GOSH, LADY CRYING

UH

*hands tissue* 

She’s in trouble now :’D 

MK FIGURED IT OUT 

LOOK AT THE SMORT BOY 

YESSSS 

TEAM UP TEAM UP TEAM UP TEAM UP PLEASE 

“She scares me too.” 

;A;

bro??

*holds gently* 

I mean, I knew that but like

HECK YEAH, LOOK AT THAT, SOMEBODY ELSE WHO HE CAN TALK TO ABOUT THIS

Mk admitting he’s scared, even if it’s not to his friends is good. Good job, bud, proud of ya <33

*ugly crying* 

Aw man

:(

no team up

…

yet

Mayor guy hasn’t show up yet *cackling * 

MONKEY MK??

BIG BUFF MONKEY MK?!?!??!?

OH MY GODS

PLEASE

GORILLA MK 

PLEASE YES

AS SOMEONE WHO MADE A GORILA-SONA ONCE AFTER TAKING A QUIZ, THIS IS VERY VALIDATING OH MY GODS ALKSMDF;AOGOAWIEF 

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Y’all, I think gorilla Mk is my new favourite thing kl;MFAOHGWEF

Guess I know what I’m probably gonna be drawing after this kmF;NAOIGAMWEF

I’m kinda waiting for him to accidentally shift into something else lol 

Man, spider lady looks scared ;-; 

YUP 

GORILLA MK MY NEW FAVOURITE THING

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT IT FILLS ME WITH SEROTONIN 

DON’T @ ME I DON’T KNOW WHY ASLK;MDF;ANGVAOIEJOWAEOFM

I’M WHEEZNG

BRO I’M WHEEZING 

“I would have made a good Queen.” 

“Well that’s definitely not true.” 

*WHEEZING* 

MK 

ASLDKMFA;OGHAOEW

LOVE HIM SO MUCH 

LKSMAD;OGHOAWEFM

AW HECK

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN FUN SHAPESHIFTING SHENANIGANS WOULD ONLY LAST SO LONG 

“There’s no running from what she is.” 

I’m…

FINE

HECK

HECK

boi, what you waiting for, yOU better run— 

THIS AGAIN!?!?! 

STAY OUT OF MAH BOY’S HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SQ COME ON 

Spider Queen: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing 

Lady Bone Demon: bUt yA DiDn’T 

OH HECK

“Boy, RUN.” 

NOTHING IS OKAY 

OH HECK

SPIDER CREW?!?!?!?

GUYS1?!?! 

ARE THEY FREAKING DEAD1?!?!

HECK

HECK

MK WHY YOU STILL STANDING HERE,  YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA GO 

;A;

BRO 

BRO NO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bird Mk looks great tho 10/10 

Wow, he really straight up left her and ran 

Smart, hope he doesn’t think himself a coward because of that

At least he got the sign!! 

LK;FM;AOWGOAWEF

EVERYBODY JUST PASSED OUT ON THE ROOF AKLSMDFWE

Come on bro, you gotta tell them 

A PILE OF FEATHERS SKDMFA;GHOAWE

Pigsy, why are you crying over your sign, it’s replaceable 

Y’ALL NEED TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOUR RESIDENT MONKIE KID, HE’S BEING TRAUMATIZED WHILE YOU AREN’T LOOKING 

Pigsy, pausing his lamenting over his sign just to sass Tang lk;MF;OAGOAWE

MK GOSH DANG IT

YOU GOTTA TALK TO THEM 

OH HECK 

SEASON FINALE IS ALL THAT’S LEFT

I’M BIG FEAR

;A; 

COME ON, GUYS, PLEASE DON’T LET THIS GO

HE’S SO VERY CLEARLY *waves hands wildly in his direction* 

JUST LOOK AT HIM

COME ON 

;-; 

Pigsy doesn’t pry, but he’s immediately there for him, ready to support him however he’s ready for 

OKAY

GUESS I’M CRYING OVER DADSY TODAY 

Nice to know that I’m writing Pigsy right 

*crying* 

LIKE?????? HE’S SO NICE ABOUT IT????

He’s smiling and speaking quieter than usual 

BRO1?!?

FREAKING ALKSDMA;OHOAIWEFMAWOEF

DADSY RIGHTS 

FIGHT ME I’M GONNA CRY 

*punches wall to feel manly again* 

Gonna be re-watching that moment for the rest of all time 

I can’t believe I’ve been writing Pigsy right LKMF;AOAOEWFE *Sobbing* 

Who would even help him train? 

Sandy????? 

I mean, unless it’s Ping Pong, then Pigsy’s got em kMF;AOEWF

It’s nice that they’re willing to help him train 

oh gods, gonna keep crying over dadsy 

MEI 

ASLK;DMF;AOAIGA;MWEF

MEI OH MY GODS

She’s sleep deprived 

Mk sure ain’t laughing as hard as he usually does 

hhhhhhhhhh

HOLY CRAP

YEAH AIGHT, END IT WITH THAT CREEPY GIGGLE AIGHT THAT’S NOT TERRIFYING EVERYTHING IS FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE

NOTHING IS FINE SOMEBODY HOLD ME I’M SCREAMING 

ALKSDM;AOAIWEMFGA;BH;AOWIEFA;HGWOEIFMA;WOEFMA;GH;WOIEFMAWE

Okay

So…

Finale 

I am so not ready 

NOT READY BUT GONNA WATCH IT ANYWAY AFTER I DRINK SOME MORE WATER AND FIND A BLANKET CAUSE IT’S GETTING COLD IN HERE, WHICH IS UNRELATED TO THE CHILLS RELATED TO THE LADY BONE DEMON BUT WHATEVER ;ALSKMFOGHAWOEIFM OFF TO WATCH THE FINALE, WISH ME HECKING LUCK

#knox reacts #Monkie Kid #LEGO Monkie Kid #Monkie Kid season 2 #Monkie Kid season 2 spoilers #Episode 9: Transformations

[vegalocity]

Kiss 9- first kiss for Amnesia Spicynoodles? (Whether as Red Boy and Xiaotian or Red Son and MK, your choice).

Affection meme

9. first kiss

Goddamn i gotta get back on that AU

That's actually a very clever shorthand for the difference between 'the Son of the Monkey King' and 'The Monkie Kid' Anon hope you don't mind me using it!

Also since this is technically the first real THING i'm writing for this Au it got a lil crazy

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It was.... weird... falling into this rhythm with Red Son.

Even he'd seemed surprised at how quickly he'd agreed to join their team while they were hunting down the weapon that could finally end the Lady Bone Demon. Sure he'd reasoned that he was doing it for the sake of his father, that their family had been taken advantage of by that demon, and this was little more than 'enemy of my enemy' but barely time at all had passed before he may as well have joined simply because he wanted to.

There weren't a lot of bunks on Sandy's Hovership, and at the start of all of this, everyone was so on edge (and in Monkey King's case injured) that it just made more sense to sleep whenever it struck rather than sort out bedroom options and who bunked with whom.

Which had lead to some interesting things so far, such as Monkey King tending to curl up against Tang as he was reading or something and taking a nap right there and how Tang seemed like... wayyy too comfortable with it despite how he'd first reacted to seeing him on New Years.

Pigsy was ALWAYS crabby in the mornings, but he was getting exponentially more frustrated after waking up for something or another he never seemed to be able to relay when he woke (probably some frustrating reoccurring dream that keeps blotting out when he wakes up, MK didn't remember his dreams much either so he could relate)

And about thee days in of Red Son working with them, he'd knocked out during some down time, and while he was sitting near him. The ship rumbled, Red Son hadn't woken, but he slid to the side until he was leaned against MK's shoulder. and... It was comfy. Red Son was warm, and soft.

And before he'd known it he was being startled awake by Xiaojiao making delighted cooing noises and the flash of her camera. And when he jostled Red Son woke up as well. He'd met his gaze for a second and his artist brain noted that his eyes were a rather lovely shade of amber, not even fiery orange or honey brown, but pure, precious stone amber.

and for a moment it had felt... nostalgic... in a way he couldn't place. and the puzzled look on Red Son's face mirrored his confusion at the sudden thought, before the demon slammed up the walls again and pushed MK away, face burning bright red.

But from there it had spiraled.

It was just so... easy? he supposed would be the word. It was almost startling how easy it was to fall into this rhythm with Red Son. Not a few months ago he was a nominal enemy, yet here they were finding themselves sitting next to eachother more often than not, sometimes close enough for shoulders to brush, their unconscious bodies rolling over at once to tangle together like it was the most natural thing in the world.

At one point they were facing a demon that had cast one of those 'greatest fear' spells over the lot of them, and before it had hit he'd felt Red Son slip his hand into his own with a small startled gasp. And before the world went black and he was covered by spiders and the looming specter of his own failures he'd squeezed back.

That had actually happened just hours ago, and MK's hand was still tingly. Everyone was a little shaken up from that one. (Monkey King had holed himself away in one of the few bedrooms there were and he sounded physically pained when MK had tried to check in on him and he'd answered that he'd rather be alone. he was pretty sure Tang was allowed in, and he tried not to take that personally. It was probably a whole 'Mentor doesn't want his student to see him freaked out' thing. If he didn't stop taking everything so damn personally he'd be a sucker for the next fear spell or whatever.) And unlike the others, Red Son didn't have any loved ones on this ship to help reassure him.

So... if their... something or another... that had been developing was gonna mean anything, that probably meant it should fall on him.

Red Son was where he'd expected him to be, half buried in engine guts in Sandy's work area, his hands were shaking and there was a far off look in his eye.

MK had to physically lift him and drag him away, and it was a lot harder without the Mystic Monkie Strength, but he managed.

in fact he'd gotten all the way to the kitchen area and Red Son had stopped struggling in his arms screeching to be let go (yet never trying to flare his fire and forcing MK to drop him) before his stamina gave out and he had to deposit Red Son in one of the chairs.

"Noodle boy i swear this truce will end in an INSTANT if you do not explain yourself-"

"You're freaking out."

"YES I AM! You would be too if your current ally just lifted you up from what you were doing and carried you to the deserted part of the ship because even the Pig is too on edge to be in here!"

"I mean from this afternoon. Red son, you've been pale as a sheet since we got out of there and your hands are STILL shaking." He watched as he hurriedly hid them in his pockets. "You need to talk to someone. And it may as well be me."

"I- I don't need to talk about ANYTHING! Presumptuous Noodle Boy... Bold of you to assume I'd just pour my heart out at some perceived internal detriment which you have no proof even exists!" The bluster and casual insults were considerably less convincing than they were when they were enemies...

...maybe he was just starting to see through them better.

Red Son pulled his hands back onto the table, as a sort of subtle show of how fine he totally was, and clenched his fists to keep them from continuing to shake.

"Red..." The nickname felt... natural. He couldn't quite explain why, but he supposed they'd been Something-or-Another-ing long enough to make it reasonable. Red Son's glare abated and was replaced quickly with a shocked expression. But he didn't shout to not be called something so short, so MK considered that a signal to continue. So he continued with what felt natural and placed a hand over his clenched fist.

The defensive anger was all but gone. And that puzzled, yet slightly awed look he kept sharing with Red Son during moments like these replaced it and those amber eyes darted down to their linked hands, as if he didn't quite know what to do next.

Eventually Red Son came to a decision, and MK let him fiddle around with his grip until their hands were linked properly. And it felt... it was that weird sense of nostalgia again. And as everything else neither of them could quite explain it felt right. familiar. Natural.

"It's not really worth talking about." Red Son responded after the moment passed. yet he didn't pull his hand away. "I know better than to believe what it had showed me."

"Red-"

"I mean, I SHOULD know better, right?" He looked away from MK then, but squeezed his hand a little tighter. "I mean- they're my parents. and they agreed me coming along with you all to take down the Lady Bone Demon was the best course of action. I know they wouldn't disown me because they believed I was becoming more aligned with you all than with the family. That just because we're friends doesn't mean I'm somehow betraying them!" Red Son was working through it in his head, and he didn't seem to really realize that he'd admitted to seeing MK as a friend, so he just squeezed his hand a little tighter and filed that away to celebrate later.

"It's irrational, and it's ridiculous that I actually feared the idea."

"It's not ridiculous, If you think it's irrational then it probably is, but it's not ridiculous. " Red Son looked back at him then and raised a brow. "I mean, who isn't afraid that they're letting their parents down in some way?" He remembered how nervous Xiaojiao was about the idea of disappointing her family, and he was always worried that he'd disappointed his fath-....

What was he thinking about again?.... right, Xiaojiao and her parents.

Red Son took his attention again and the confusion zipped right out of his mind. he gently detangled his hand from MK's and was moving to stand.

"I suppose you're right. And... In that regard I should probably thank you for allowing me the chance to properly process."

"Anytime, Red."

He stood as well, with nowhere else to go, he supposed he'd probably just go out onto the deck and do a little one-man training, heavens knew he needed it.

Red Son put a hand on his shoulder before either of them could pull away and when he turned back to face the demon-

Red Son was looking at him with intent. determination. And it was only then that MK realized that maybe holding someone's hand while they talked about some Real Shit with you, constantly sitting next to each other so as to be closer, falling asleep on each other, and sometimes when you wake up you glance at their mouth wondering how easy it would be to just...

Maybe that wasn't just all friendship overtures.

And maybe they'd had a name for their little something-or-another already.

Neither of them were ever very good at this whole 'self control' thing anyway.

Red Son was just as warm as he'd anticipated. His calloused fingers hooking under his chin as if to keep MK in place. And it was... chaste. Nothing like the fierce passionate devouring of another's mouth that he'd anticipated a demon to go for (that he'd daydreamed about) Almost... child-like. As if Red Son hadn't kissed anyone since before he hit Demon Puberty and didn't know how to do it right. And the action alone made MK feel very much like a child as well. Which was ridiculous he was a grownass man and Red Son was a fully matured demon, and the shortest most chaste little peck made him feel like a squeaky voiced kid.

When they parted he peeked his eyes open just a bit, and it seemed like Red Son had realized the same thing, the two of them shared a soft chuckle.

But then Red Son started to pull away, and that wouldn't do. MK wrapped his arms around the demon's shoulders and properly kissed him this time.

And it didn't feel quite as natural, but it did feel right.

So that was what mattered.

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#Lego Monkie Kid #lmk #Spicynoodleshipping #Qi Xiaotian #lmk Red Son #White Bone Amnesia AU #Letters To Vega #Vega Writes Stories Too #went a little crazy with this one #I needed to put some context okay #affection meme

[jade-it-queen]

Jade. The fate of female character in Mortal Kombat

It’s been a while since I posted anything on my blog cause I’ve been busy with my life and rapid changes in it. During this time, I’ve watched the new 2021 Mortal Kombat movie as well as the new animation Battle of the realms and also rewatched the Story Mode of MK11 a few times. As you probably can tell, I have a lot to say.

JADE. MILEENA. KITANA. SONYA.

Skip this if you don’t want to read my very important (and long as sh*t) rant about female characters in MK.

DISCLAIMER. This thing is going to sound extremely feminist and women-supremacist or whatever. By saying things that I’m going to say, I by no means think that male characters should be weak or lacking. If anything, it would be nice to have some godforsaken EQUALITY. I’ll explain further later.

Part One: Mortal Kombat (2021)

There’s no Jade in this movie. 

The end. That should be the sole reason I dislike it.

However, it might be better this way since the Nitara and Mileena portrayals in this movie are... questionable to say the least. Okay, y’all been robbed. If MY JADE would be brought into this movie to BE THERE for like 4 minutes of screen time only to get absolutely brutal FATALITY I. would. be. pissed.

More than I already am and that means something.

Sure, there’s a possibility that she’s going to be present in some of the upcoming movies because this one is definitely not the only one they’re going to make. But do I want that? Yes. And no.

Mortal Kombat movies (and Mortal Kombat in general) have a problem with women portrayal in general. The target audience for them are MEN, potentially heterosexual men, who want nothing more than bloody gorey fighting scenes with occasional sex scene here and there. To achieve that, they need a female lead, an attractive, kinda kick-assish but not too much, to not overshadow the absolutely badass men characters. Girls tend to be “independent” (because God forbid they’d want to express interest in the male leads before the time is right), sarcastic, laid back and sometimes even bitchy. Because, you see, they are fighters. And they are Sonya Blade. They need NO MAN. They just need plot armor, bigger than America itself. And if they’re not Sonya Blade, they are... non existent. They are there, but they are never really there. Here, let me walk on screen for a couple seconds. Let me sit beside Very Important Male Character (aka Shang Tsung) for a couple of seconds, looking absolutely gorgeous. Let me have a fight scene in which I make choices so f*cking stupid there’s no potential explanation to it. I exist in this movie to make people that love me (this character) to come into theatres in hopes to see some good action and interesting plot.

Now, I wasn’t born yesterday, I know how the world works. It’S bEeN LiKe ThAt FoReVeR, gEt OvEr here iT. Yeah, it’s been like that forever and the result is a mediocre movie that pleases neither the casual viewer, nor the actual Mortal Kombat fan. I don’t know, there might be guys who just saw Kung Lao’s fatality on Nitara, thought to themselves “Neat” and went on with their lives. But I exited the cinema with a sour taste in my mouth, feeling like I’ve watched one of the “fighting genre” films based on video games that had nothing worth remembering. Well, besides Kano. He was my favourite part of this movie and I  normally can’t stand the guy :’D

Would it really help if they changed the way the women were portrayed? I mean - is that the ACTUAL problem of the movie? No, women being the eye candy and barely something else (if they’re not Sonya Blade) are not the only problem it suffers from. It’s that MK has been going the same route, retelling the same goddamn story for the millionth time. It’s always THE SAME. The only thing changing is who’s gonna get brutally killed. But - of course - out of the “disposable” character pool. It’s never Sonya (because you need our female lead or else there would be no female characters in the story), who ya know could be killed by Mileena but magically WASN’T. Because Mileena FOR SOME REASON was like: Ya know what? Naaah. Even though Sonya’s from Earthrealm and is actively trying to stop you. If anything, kill her because she annoys you. BUT NAH. It’s never Liu Kang because he’s the Chosen One. But killing Kung Lao is fine, he can die so Liu can awaken or smth. It’s not the main character because how else can you portray THE MAGIC OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP? Ya, that’s what I thought, don’t even think about it.

You have an amazing universe, filled to the brim with SO. MUCH. POTENTIAL. Let go of the same boring plot line and show us Kombat from another perspective. Change something. F*ck, go all feminist route and make a story center around Mileena dominating the world. Try with different versions of the same story, making it center around different character each time. 

SURE, YOU’LL PROBABLY LOSE SOME VIEWERS BUT TIMES ARE CHANGING, AND MOST OF US ARE TIRED TO PAY FOR THE SAME STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Part Two: Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms

Jesus f*cking Christ.

To say this film was rushed is an understatement. While I was watching it, I was like: TF? Everything happens all at once, we have Kuai Liang-Scorpion story line, we have Outworld’s attack, the tournament, not to mention the final fight that should be whole another movie. I felt like no story line was properly laid out, some of the characters died before I got to even know them and the battles were... disappointing. I believe they needed to push this movie out so they squished in everything they had and just went with it. 

But, again, this movie just repeats the same things as its live action version. Let me lay it down for you:

Kung Lao dies (because yes)

Sonya Blade lives (because yes)

Jade is just there (more of it later)

disposable characters are disposed of

Liu Kang is badass and always wins

You watch it and feel like you’ve already seen it before. Sure, gore is fine, human Raiden is precious and need to be protected at all costs and adrenaline is pumping (I guess).

BUT NOW.

You know what’s coming.

JADE.

JADE.

My f*cking piece of sunshine, the gorgeous goddess of beauty and kombat, the woman who owns my heart.

She’s there for like not even a minute.

Words can’t describe how f*cking PISSED I am by this portrayal. These motherfrickers put her in EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE SNIPPET OF THIS MOVIE. HER BATTLE WAS IN THE TRAILER, ONE OF THE SNEAK PEEKS WAS A SCENE OF HER AND KITANA.

TURNS OUT EVERYTHING I SAW BEFORE THE MOVIE WAS RELEASED... WAS EVERYTHING I WAS ABOUT TO SEE OF HER!!!!

THEY MADE ME HYPED UP FOR NOTHING!!!!!!

I know I’m not the only one riding this trolley. Li Mei was there just to be killed. Kung Lao had a f*cking single dialogue line and then BAM, fatality, buh-bye. But I was watching everything of this movie, being so enormously happy that I will finally see Jade in the movies, FINALLY! Only for her to be present in a single scene, get her ass kicked by Liu Kang (what’s new) and then she’s never seen again, even when the whole f*cking world is breaking apart.

Again. She’s just there. Ladies and gentlemen, one of the best Shao Kahn’s assassins, gets her ass kicked in fourty seconds. They NEVER let her speak ffs. She just spews some general villanous sh*t and proceeds to step on Johnny. Then, she just goes Observer mode as Kitana “betrays” Shao Kahn, gets tied to the column and then the world is ending. 

WHERE THE F*CK IS SHE?!

If you hype me up for her every chance you get, at least GIVE ME what you’re advertising. This is a scam. This is criminal offense. And homophobic. She is more than a revealing outfit and Liu Kang’s punching bag. I’m SO. F*CKING. TIRED. OF THIS. SH*T.

Kitana. The rebellious princess of Outworld... turned damsel in distress in this movie. Her role is so effing bad it hurts me to my core. You see her as a general being so badass and independent... oh right, we need Liu Kang to save her because he needs to maintain his hero look. And we need two kissing scenes. How do we get there? Oh, right, let him save her, because you know - that’s what makes wahmen kiss you. 

ARE YOU NUTS?!

The movie started just fine, with Kitana being in charge with her right hand, Jade. Then, obviously, they water her down and soon she is a princess in a tower (in this case, princess on a column) that needs her buffy sexy man to save her. Oh, and she can’t resist him - you know, every normal girl’s reaction to getting untied is to kiss a guy you’ve known for like a few hours but seen before and you’ve talked like three dialogue lines in total. Sure.

Kitana just gets the unfortunate role of a female main character. She’s Liu’s love interest and that makes her take the role of a strong (but surface level, only) woman who still needs her hero to free her. Classic damsel in distress story, with Kitana being the princess, Liu being the Prince charming and Shao Kahn as the dragon (lul). Of course, they try to cover this up by making Kitana a general, letting her win a few fights but it won’t matter in the end. Some say that women want to believe in fairy tales but the more I see fighting games’ lore, the more I say it’s the men who want to believe them. 

Is it necessarily bad? No. But it’s boring as fuk.

I would like to ask the directors to stop being so afraid of upsetting the target audience. Target audience can change and sometimes it comes out better than originally planned. My Little Pony was designed as a child’s cartoon but it was the creepy men who made it reach the top. Morally? Questionable at best. But business is booming, right? And that’s what they care for, right?

All I’m trying to say is these days women and gays are the future.

Thank you for today, more to come. I’m going to rant about the Story Mode.

#Mortal Kombat #mk jade #kitana #nitara #mileena #battle of the realms #female #commentary #article #mortal kombat movie

[rip-a-dip-dip-you-potato-chip]

Trade ya

based on this ask

TW//Slight violence and a mention of blood

-

Macaque slipped back into the theatre after his little chat with the Monkey Kid.

Boy howdy, that kid had some explaining to do, to his companions. If only he could stick around and watch that mess unfold. But he had to retrieve his lamp.

Honestly, that was easier than he thought it would be.

Wich was concerning.

As Macaque walked over to the stage he paused for a moment, where was (y/n) is all this?

The Monkey King was off doing his own thing for a while, and he'd assumed his kid would be hanging around Mk and his friends, yet the amber-furred monkey wasn't with them when they had entered the theatre.

Did Mk literally forget one of his friends? damn, he was starting to become like the Hero...

despite everything that's happened between them since the whole 'I stole the Monkey Kings powers from Mk and broke his trust leaving him emotionally distressed' thing, he actually wanted to get to know his kid(and maybe convince them to join him)the week of stalking wasn't enough for him to say the least.

Disregarding the thought (though not entirely) he make is way back to the remains of the lap.

And with a little magic it was good an new!

Fuck ya!

As he admirered his handy work for s little longer and sound of clapping caught is attention. Wiping his head around he saw the wired guy in a pin strip suit form the play, if Macaque remembered correctly this was the guy that game my the *Skeleton Key.

"My my, that was such a magnificent performance!"

"Ha, ya well it's over, t-this was the last show actually"

Oh he did not like this for a single second. His fur was standing on there ends screaming for him to just leave.

Just as Macaque was about to use the shadows to escape, in a flash of icy blue light the guy was now behind him, and the next thing he know he was being picked up by the neck and for some reason couldn't, fucking move.

What the actual hell is happening???

"Lady Bone Demon would like a word with you~"

In the blink of an eye, the scenery changed form the damaged auditorium he'd rented out to and underground cave with mechanical parts and machines everywhere.

Just one wif of the musty roten air and he knew he was in the Spider Queens lair. But it looked different then it had been that last time he was there.

Then again it's been centuries since he was last there.

He was shortly let go by the insane suite wareing guy and rubbed his neck where it had been grabbed. And just like that the guy disappeared, leaving the Lady Bone Demon in his stead.

"Why greetings Macaque, its beet long since we last spoke"

" not long enough if you ask me"

The white haired lady let out a hum of acknowledgement as she circled the monkey.

...

"Soo any particular reason why you got one of your brain dead servents to get me?" Macaque questioned, pulling back a bit not wanting to be in her immediate range.

Up purely tactical.

"Ah, well it's come to my attention that you poses something of grate use to me" her icy gaze fixed on the lamp.

"Ya not happening" Macaque said flatly, he went though a lot to get his hands on this thing and he wasn't going to part with it so easily. Besides what ever the Lady Bone Demon was planning, would spell doom for the world as they know it.

Macaque my be a bad guy in some sense, maby even be considered an antihero-that was just more of an ass on a good day- but he wasn't one for wold domination.

In the past he just wanted to wreck heaven with his dear beloved friend befor his change of heart, not enslave mankind. They just wanted to prove there worth nothing more. But this bitch, na she was jack shit crazy. It took the combined forces of Demons and celestials alike to seal her away, himself being one of said demons.

"Ohh what a shame, looks like I'll be keeping this little one then"

In a puff of smoke (y/n) collapses on the foor to her, there fur slightly matted with blood and a visible gash on the left eye.

Similar to where his was-

It wasn't deep and wouldn't cause damage, but it still needed treatment.

Holy hell is this where (y/n) was all this time?

Macaques mind was going a mile a minute but he kept his poker face.

"And I sould care about some random kid because?"

"Oh~ Don't play dumb with me, Six Eared Macaque. You know exactly who this little one is" she started using her powers for lift the amber-furred monkey off the ground there one good (color) eye glosed over and hazy.

"After all this is your child"

"Hate to brake it to ya, but I don't have a kid"

"My sources say other wise"

Several screens descended for the walls and around them, all flicked to like to reveal footage of Macaque during his little stalking mission when he first planed to steal the Monkey Kings powers and found out about his long lost kid, and then some other footage of his watching them from the shadows.

Oh, oh no.

"I had my suspension on the Luner New Years, but your reaction solidify's my assumption"

Wha- shit his poker face slipped! Shiiiit

"So I'll ask again, the lamp or your child- they won't die persay, but I think the underground market would pay a hefty sum for one of such unique lineage"

His heart was beating faster than he thought possible, wait why would it be doing that! He shouldn't care! Should he?

Glancing between the lamp and (y/n)'s beaten form Macaque made a decision he might soon come to regret.

-

(Y/n) was having a good evening, well that was until the Spider Queens minions jumped them while on there way to the theater to meet up with the others(minus Sandy, what he had cats to take care of!)

When the first woke up it was in a dingy cell. And the next thing they knew the Spider Queen tried to get information about the Monkey Kings whereabouts.

"Ya right like the peach loving old man tells me anything! So if you could kindly let me on my marry way that would be fantastic"

You realy needed to know when to such your mouth or just give total bullshit information because Queeni had gotten pissed, and tried to beat the information out of you.

The Lady Bone Demon had to pry the spider off you. Saying you still had a use befor you blacking out.

-

When they woke for a second time everything was hazy, and there was muffled talking almost like they where under water.

Water was nice, you should learn to swim! It seems like fun! Maby you could get Mk or Mai to teach you.

After all the Monkey King was a shitty swimmer- wait no he was crap as under water fights, but wouldn't that require swimming as well-

Uh oh, was you being moved? Nooo das no gooood stop!

Ughhh why won't the muffin voices stop! And why can't I feel my eye!

E-y-e

Y E S spelles yes

E Y E S spells eyes how did that one guy get that confused, and you is moving again ST 0 p

Wait this was more comfy than before, is that red? Oh my moons it is! It's so soft!

And soft it was and you drifted to a more comfortable rest this time.

-

The third and final time (y/n) woke, they weren't in a cell, or had a hazy mindset. Areas not that hazy, but this time it was more so due to medicine than pain.

In fact they lay on a plush mattress, with equally soft pillows and nice heavy blankets tossed other them.

As (y/n) sat up they winced in pain slightly.

Looking down they take notice of the bandages, and a slitting head- and there are bandages on your eye as well fucking perfect.

"Good to see your up" a voice greated. Wiping their head to the side, there stood Macaques with a slight concerned look on his face.

Wha- owowowowowowowow

Probably shouldn't be moving so fast as (y/n) winced in pain again.

As (y/n) tried to steady themselves again and think of a retort, and side of the bed diped and a hand was placed oh your forehead, whilst the other heaped your arm.

"What are you-" "checking to see if you're fever spiked " "I has a heaver?" "Fever, and yes it set is last night after a particularly nasty infection" "oh"

"Wait, why are you-"

"The Bone bitch had you, i-i couldn't just let her harm you any more than she already had"

"That's dumb, you're dumb"

Sigh

"Okay back to sleep with you"

"Where am I?" "One of my safe houses, now sleep"

Sleep but what if...

"I-its okay, it'll be okay I'll be here when you wake again"

(y/n) blinked at him.

"I promise" he said softly as he guided you back down to the pillow, he retucked you in and was about to leave when (y/n) caught his hand.

Well fuck

Uhhh, you know what he's had a long fucking day himself he needs some sleep too.

So discarding his scarf to the side, as well as some armor plating and his shoes, Macaque got into the bed himself and just used himself. As he made himself comfortable, back tuned away for his pup a single thought echoed in his head.

'Im a fucking dad now, geat'

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*Skelton Keys are said to open any door, plus the cannon key had a skull on it so why not?

UwU Anon you have no idea what this means, you have water my crops cleared my skin and my mind is sane!

I was originally planing to have this thing where the spider queen captured the reader/oc and used the robo parasight to make them a follower, but this, this is so much better sksksksksksk

I did most of this on mobile and my auto correct is bitchy 🙃

#lego monkie kid #monkie kid #six eared macaque #macaque #lego monkie kid au #monkie kid problem childern au #problem childern au #au #this is the really good angst #anon your brain is huge #rip a dip dip wrights

[pinkkunt-imagines]

Erron Black || You Better Tell Her

Song: Teedra Moses - You Better Tell Her

Synopsis: After an almost physical encounter at a bar, reader decides to confront her partner about the reason behind the events.

A/N: Surprise! This ended up being a bit longer than I wanted, but welcome to a new series! I decided that I would work on what I wanted until I became inspired by these request in my inbox. It’s just a bunch of oneshot songfics with our MK BOIS. And we have everyone’s favorite up first, Toxic Erron Black! I have another one coming out later today as a gift for the extreme long hiatus, so please enjoy! Next up is The CAAAGE.

[Name] knew Erron was a notorious flirt with the ladies; in fact, his suave words is how he picked her up in the first place. Despite this, she still didn’t play when it came to certain aspects of their relationship. There were boundaries, rules, and she was definitely going to be respected. Erron had learned this the hard way when he tried his flirting tactics with another woman in front of her. She slapped the audacity out of him, and he never did anything like that again, at least not in her face. Erron knew from that point on their relationship wasn’t going to be like his previous ones. This had only been about a week into their new kinship. Somewhere in Erron’s mind, he got off on that hit rather than his usual, “I’m not opposed to hitting you back” behavior.

Currently getting dressed in “casual” attire on an early winter Sunday morning, [Name] examined herself in the mirror. Erron was coming from Outworld to spend a few days with his new partner, and he agreed to breakfast at some diner. After dating for six months, she was used to the whole long-distance thing. Space and independence are what she valued most anyways. He’d leave for X amount of time, coming back on some weekends, and spoiling her. Their relationship survived their phones. Texting That being said, even she was in need of some affection, and more importantly-- dick. There was only so much a collection of toys could do during his absence, and none of them even compared. With her white mink coat on, accompanied by a matching headband, she walked out of her door.

Noticing Erron in the wide diner window, her mood quickly became sour as the events of the night before replayed in her head. Luckily for him, he hadn’t noticed her, otherwise, he would’ve likely been flipped off. Erron was about to get a mouth full, and he didn’t even know it. Thankfully, he’d already gone through the trouble to order her food before her arrival. Pancakes, bacon, eggs, and a tall glass of orange juice. It made her heart smile, but no. She shook it off as fast as it came. [Name] had to remain strong and not let that affect her mood going in.

He finally noticed her approaching from the distance, a white fur coat was easy to pick apart from the crowd. It had to be an occasion for her to put it on, and not a good one, usually meaning she was trying to present herself in a higher headspace than she was. Knowing this, he smirked, getting up from the booth to greet her.

“How are you, sweetcheeks? Lookin’ cozy this morning in that coat.” As Erron went to embrace his woman in a loving hug, she smushed his face away, eyes unamused behind her dark shades. “Don’t touch me.”

He rolled his eyes. “Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this mornin’.”

[Name] sat down on her side of the booth, sitting back and crossing her legs under the table. There was no attempt to hide her attitude, silence taking over, and tension becoming thicker the longer he asked about her, and the more he gave no response at all. Erron’s attitude and anger were growing with hers. When he said something, he expected to be answered. But, he calmed himself down, telling himself to just stay patient.

“I just came back and you’re already moody. What’s got your panties in a bunch? You on your period or somethin’? ”

She sucked her teeth, eyes rolling again, before taking off her shades and placing them on the table. [Name] stared Erron up and down with a stink face, and in return, he smirked again. That smirk, she could just punch it off his face right now.

“There are those pretty [E/Color] eyes. Was wonderin’ when I was gonna see em’.”

“I’m really not in the mood for your games today, Erron. So don’t try it.”

“Are you gonna keep your mouth shut about what I did wrong, or are you gonna say it?”

“What’s wrong is that you’re out here fucking around. I went to a bar last night with my friends, and some female approached me.”

Erron quirked an eyebrow, curious about the whole situation and how it played out, “And?”

“AND, if what’s she saying is true then she’s been sucking on you since around the time you left. She came up to me, bragging about the things you do to her, and things she does to you. Getting all in my face, and talking about how she’s going to replace me.”

He did a deep chuckle, taking a sip out of his glass of cold sweet tea, that stupid damned smirk there. He was enjoying this story. “Then, what did you,” he questioned. His arrogance was radiating off of him. It was taking everything in [Name]’s power to not jump across the table and bash his head in.

“I was close to slapping the shit out of her, but my friends stopped that. Had to get escorted out. I was looking too damn cute to be almost putting my hands on someone Erron. I am a grown woman, looking for a grown man. I don’t have time to play games with you and these other females.”

“Don’t tell me you believe her now, darlin’?”

“I don’t give a damn if its real or fake. You have women thinking they can approach me.”

Erron placed a handout, looking to cup her face with his gloved hand, “But sweetheart, I don’t even know who this alleged woman is.” 

Whilst he was speaking, she slapped his hand away. [Name] didn’t believe a word he said, and she wasn’t going to allow him to sweet talk his way out of this one. But that burning desire to strike him again rose. She wasn’t an abusive partner, by all means, she believed that if a woman hit a man they should be hit back, it was just being LIED to that made her want to go ballistic. It was almost certain that whoever that girl was, she was telling the truth. She spoke with such vibrance about Erron and their sexual life, the same way [Name] would, but in a very much subtle way.

[Name] decided she needed to calm herself down. How would look if she made a scene out in public? Or even worse, be brought out of character for a man? No. Taking deep breaths, she calmed herself before speaking again. “Well, whoever this person was they know YOU. And you better go tell that girl that I am not the one.”

Erron fixed his mouth to say something, but before he could even start, “And if you ever put me through something like this again, we’re done.” Angrily getting up from the booth, she placed her shades back on and walked away from the situation, her pride refusing her to look back as she did so. 

He picked the glass of sweet tea up again, moving it around so that the ice hit against one another. Smirking and letting out a deep breath, Erron took a sip again, then placed some cash on the table. “Yup, she just wants some dick.” And he wasted no time following after her.

#erron black x reader #erron black #Mortal Kombat #mortal kombat erron black #erron black imagines #erron black imagine #mortal kombat imagine #mortal kombat imagines #erron black scenarios #erron black scenario #mortal kombat scenarios #mortal kombat headcanon #mortal kombat headcanons #erron black headcanons #erron black headcanon #mk11 erron black #mk11 #mortal kombat 11

[chaosrealm-mk-imagines]

How would Mk characters (and some Dmc, if you don’t mind ☺️) react to their sleepwalking s/o?

Hi! I’m sorry for my abscence, I wish I had replied to it earlier, still here it goes! Thanks for the request and hope you like it, again sorry for the delay.

Johnny Cage

- He awakes at the night, listening to steps at the house and missing his beloved at the bed. Johnny is worried and decides to get up to check whats happening, he calls his S/O name until he is able to find them standing at the corridor. At first sight Johnny believes that they are awaken as well and in need of something, being surprised when he see their eyes closed and how there is no response from them.

“Is this a Dario Argento movie or something?” He thinks aloud, smiling at how cute his beloved looks at this “undead” like state, but he is also slightly scared at how it may affect them and is worried that something bad may happen while they sleepwalk.

Johnny knows that awakening a somnambulant abruptly is not a good choice, so he guides then carefully through the house into their bedroom again, leading them to lay down and rest, watching over them during all the night to see if something strange happens again. In the next day his S/O will be confronted with every kind of weird question about sleepwalking, Johnny may also consider recording it with a camera if they don’t believe him.

Kung Lao

-  He awakes at the night, listening to steps at the house and missing his beloved at the bed. Kung Lao thinks that they went to drink water or something like that, so he goes back to sleep, only to be awaken again by the sound of someone walking around. The monk stands up still lazy and sleepy, searching for his beloved through the house as he growns worried of something bad happening while he slept.

As he founds them at outside of the house, Lao approaches alredy asking if everything is okay, being catched off guard as he notices that his S/O is still asleep while walking. He doesn’t know how to react at it since he never had to deal with such thing, so he believes that the best thing to do is awaking them with a soft touch at their shoulders while calling by their name.

“I’m sorry, but I think you have being sleepwalking.” He says in a mocking tone, smiling at them and bringing them back to the bedroom by holding hands, explaining what just happened. He comforts his beloved and helps them to go back to sleep, holding them during all night as a way of not letting them go sleepwalking again. Lao starts being more vigilant when his loved one falls asleep, curious at what may cause such weird behaviour. 

Nightwolf

-  He awakes at the night, listening to steps at the house and missing his beloved at the bed. Grey immediately stands up, gathering his axe in case of danger and searching for the source of the strange sounds. When he founds his loved one standing in front of a window, he approaches and stays at their side, the first thing he notices is that they aren’t listening to him, realizing that they are asleep.

Nightwolf had weird experiences in the past with sleepwalking by himself at the woods, having strange dreams and awakening alone in the middle of nowhere without memory of what happened. He knows that it’s a delicate moment and that awakening them may cause confusion and discomfort, so he decides to carry them back to the room at his arms without disturbing them.

He lays his loved one at his side carefully, watching over them during the whole night. In the next day he shall help his S/O with the noctambulism issue, by giving them advice and searching for the roots of the problem, he promises to stay awake in case of they sleepwalking again. Grey also shares his own experiences and hopes to be able to help.

Shang Tsung

- He awakes at the night, listening to steps at the house and missing his beloved at the bed. The sorcerer feels a strange disturb at the ambient, his senses tells him that he should investigate. Doing so, he founds his loved one at the roof, he quickly realizes what’s going on and runs to catch them to prevent an accident. As they awake by the abrupt action, Shang Tsung starts comforting them, bringing them to the inside again and making some tea as a way of calming them.

“This phenomenon of sleepwalking has always fascinated me, tell me more about your experience.” He asks, sitting at their side and caressing their cheek as he assures them that everything is fine. The sorcerer listens quietly and with a lot of attention to their report of such thing, growing even more interested as he studies how it affects them.

When he is sure that his beloved is calm and better, he leads them back to the bedroom, helping them to fall asleep and even using a spell if they want to. In the next day he shall gift them with a magic trinket to prevent such episodes of somnambulism to happen again, still he is very curious about it and wants to know more.

Dante

- He awakes at the night, listening to steps at the house and missing his beloved at the bed. Dante is used to people walking around his place and awakening him, so at first he doesn’t really care and goes back to sleep, only to be awaken again and starts getting worried about his S/O abscence. The demon hunter decides to search them at the house, Dante growns anxious as he is scared of having his loved one being attacked suddenly while he was off guard. 

When he finds them walking around the house with a sleepy expression and a zombie like behaviour, he immediately gets it and can’t help but chuckle at how they look like while sleepwalking. Dante catches them at his arms and goes back to bed, embracing them and locking the bedroom door as a way of keeping them safe. He is a little disturbed by it, but Dante doesn’t get easily impressed so he treats it as a harmless thing, still it doesn’t keep him from being worried and wanting to help since such behaviour is not healthy.

In the next day he jokes about what happened, bullying his S/O with it as he starts calling them “Sleeping Beauty”. He starts always locking the door and keeping the windows closed as a way of preventing any disaster to happen to his loved one, he won’t make a thing about it unless the sleepwalking behaviour leads his S/O to harm.

Lady

- She awakes at the night, listening to steps at the house and missing her beloved at the bed. Lady is very protective towards them and has a constant paranoia during the night, since she fears that something bad may happen. She doesn’t think twice before getting up and searching for them, ready for anything. Lady turns on all the lights at the house, calling for her loved one as she feels worried and anxious with the strange noises from the corridor.

When she finds them, at first her gaze is a confused one, as she notices that there is nothing wrong around the place and that her S/O is asleep, but walking. She gets very intrigued and remember reading at some fake news blog that awakening a somnambulist may lead them to a heart attack, she doesn’t know if this is true or not so she is very carefull to not awakening them. She remains at their side and slowly pushes them to the living room, sitting them at the couch and watching for their safety.

She remains awaken for the rest of the night, not daring to make a sound. When they finally awake at their own and look confused, she starts making a bunch of questions while expressing how worried she was. Lady searchs online about how to deal with sleepwalking, feeling stupid for having a lot of misconceptions in relation to it. After this episode, Lady becomes more attentious during the night and always goes to bed later as a way of not letting them walk around the house and end up hurting themselves.

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[junethewriter]

Paris

Modern Muggle Wolfstar AU A lot of fluff. Your heart may explode from it. If you get a fluff heart attack, I will not be held accountable.

Paris. The city of light. One of the best tourist spots in the world, and one of the most beautiful. Sirius Black was taking the most beautiful person in his life, Remus Lupin, to see it.

Remus had never been to Paris, but Sirius was brought up speaking French and going to France, Italy, and other grand places of the world. So Sirius decided he was going to help Remus a lot through this trip.

When they finally decided they would go on this trip, the two boys had been dating for about five years. They arrived at the airport at 5:00 AM, and their flight didn't leave until 7, so they had a few hours to kill. They said goodbye to raven haired James, Sirius' best friend, and green-eyed, redheaded, freckly Lily, who Remus had known forever. They had just gotten married last year. Now, they were expecting a little boy. Harry, they were going to call him. Harry Potter. Sirius liked this name a lot.

"Bye James! Bye Lils!" Sirius called through the airport, his shouts echoing off the crisp walls and all the people of so many different ethnicities from all around the world looking at him. He just smiled at the people and continued on his merry way. Remus rolled his eyes at his boyfriend, waved at James and Lily (who waved back, then proceeded to leave the airport) and followed Sirius.

"Sirius... where... are... you... going... in... such a... hurry?" Remus asked, while struggling to keep up with his boyfriend.

"I'm gay. I walk fast. I'm just going to get some Starbucks, I barely ate anything this morning. Do you want anything?"

"Maybe a chai tea."

"Got it."

A chai tea, black coffee (Sirius thinks it's hilarious he drinks black coffee. "Remus! I'm Sirius Black! Black coffee! Get it?"), several hours of phone scrolling, bullshit conversations, and music listening, it's 6:30.

"Rem, let's go board the plane." Sirius says gently, with his hand in Remus' golden curls.

"Mk," he responds, and starts to walk to the desk.

After about ten minutes of waiting, they get to the front.

"Tickets?" the lady at the desk asks. Remus pulls them out and hands them to her. Soon, she hands them back and they start off to board the plane.

"I'm so excited Sirius!" Remus says in a joyful, almost giddy voice, amber eyes shining with excitement.

"So am I! It'll be my first time in Paris with my favorite person." Sirius responds, obsidian locks swinging behind him as he lugs the heavy suitcases behind him.

When they get on the flight, they find their seats and sit down. They do their seatbelts and wait. Soon, the plane starts to take off. Remus is a bit scared at first, as he's never been on a plane before, but Sirius calms him down. Soon, Remus' head has found it's way to Sirius' shoulder and is peacefully asleep as Sirius reads a book.

When they land, hours later, Remus is awake. Very awake. He nearly leaps out of his window seat and climbs over Sirius to get their luggage when the plane has stopped.

"That was incredible Sirius! Why have I never done that before?" Remus says in his giddy voice from before.

"It's pretty great, huh?" Sirius says, smiling at his boyfriends excitement. As Remus runs into the airport, his curls bounced behind him in golden ringlets.

Sirius rented a car and they drove down the the hotel they had a reservation at. They checked in, and went up to their room. By this time, it was 5:00 PM.

"Sirius, I am exhausted." Remus says, and flops down onto the bed.

"Tell me about it." Sirius says, and lays next to him.

"I have a really random urge to write a poem or something right now." Remus says, clearly thinking, and stands up.

"Well, go ahead! I love your poems!" Sirius says, urging him on. Remus sits at the desk and grabs some paper and a hotel pen, then beings to write. Remus is many things, but a bad writer is not one of them. In fact, he's really a rather good one. Soon enough, he finishes the poem, folds it neatly, and places it in his bag.

"I want to read it!" Sirius says, making no effort to retrieve the poem, or even to move from his spot on the bed.

"Too bad." Remus flops down next to Sirius.

"Fine. I wanna take you somewhere tomorrow."

"Like where?"

"Like somewhere."

Remus rolls his eyes and gets comfortable under the covers.

"You'll know tomorrow." Sirius says, doing the same.

Remus wakes up before Sirius the next morning.

"Sirius. Sirius. Sirius. It's tomorrow. I need to know where we're going."

"Breakfast first." Sirius says from somewhere under a pillow and some covers.

Breakfast, as it turned out, was cereal, pastries, and yoghurt.

"Now can we go?" Remus asks, clearly impatient.

"Yes. Fine. Okay. We shall." Sirius responds. They head out of the hotel and Sirius mentions they can walk to the place. While they're walking, Remus starts to really appreciate the beauty of France. They had many old buildings, stone streets, and everyone was so friendly. They all waved hello at each other and Remus thought it would be pleasant to live here.

After maybe ten minutes of walking, Sirius announced that they had arrived. Before them stood the great Eiffel Tower, one of the most famous structures in the world. It stood tall, much taller than Remus had ever imagined. There were many more people than Remus had imagined as well. Every tourist seemed to flock to this spot, like ants to honey. After some time waiting in line, it was their turn. They went up to the very top, where Remus felt like he was the king of France, the king of the world, where all the people looked like insects, mere specks among the great buildings.

"Remus?" Sirius asked, clearly nervous.

"Yeah?" Remus asked, tearing his eyes away from the beautiful scene before him.

"I brought you up here to ask you something. It might sound cheesy, but you're my favorite part of my day. The thing that keeps me smiling. Laughing. Going. So, Remus Lupin, would you make me the happiest man in the world, and marry me?" Sirius got down on one knee and opened up a black ring box to reveal a intricately carved ring inside. Remus nearly burst into tears.

"Y-yes, of course!" Remus said, smiling more than he had ever in his life. Sirius slipped the ring on his finger and hugged him tight. "What a creative way to propose, Sirius. On top of the Eiffel Tower. A+ for creativity." Remus said between sobs filled with joy.

"Now, will you read me that poem?" Sirius asked Remus, a tint of hope in his voice.

"Of-of course," Remus said, pulling it out of his back pocket, and began to read.

Nothing Without You

No one really is quite like you. Everyone else is so quick to say stuff, but not you. You have been here for me from the beginning. You got me through it all, and you never got angry at me when I did something. It's astounding how much I care about you. I don't get why you care for me, either. Why do you care so much, anyway? What's keeping you from just walking out? I can't explain what this feels like to me. I don't even know what I'm feeling. I feel like I'm nothing without you. But you would argue differently. You would say that I'm something without you. And that's what made me fall in love you with you. Because I might be something without you But I'm everything with you.

A/N

idk what to do with myself. this was so cheesy. please excuse me. idk. if you're reading this, wtf. you either skipped the whole thing or you have a lot of patience. literally this was so horrible wtf idk why i wrote this 

#no #fuck this #wolfstar #ugh #cheesy