#i love it when cats have weird names

[welcometogrouchland]

I feel like for the first few years of guardianship Darius and Hunter really struggle to figure out how to refer to each other.

Like it's easier for Hunter, he pretty quickly settles on "guardian" for explaining their relationship to other people and just referring to Darius by name when talking to the man himself. Overtime the phrasing gradually warms, becoming "foster parent" and eventually, once Hunter's already an adult old enough to move out, "Dad".

(Sidenote: he doesn't move out til he's in his mid to late twenties, bc he's under no obligation too, Darius low-key doesn't want him too, and the two of them want to make up for lost time in a sense, since Hunter only had 2 years of legal dependency on Darius before aging out of the system. Darius adopts Hunter retroactively as an adult)

Darius on the other hand has a real conundrum on his hands for those first few years. He has a lot of options! But "ward" is too formal and makes it sound like Darius picked him up off the street like after his parents were murdered, "apprentice/student" isn't really accurate considering the focus of Darius and Hunter's relationship has less to do with Hunter learning magic and more to do with Hunter being housed and fed. "Kid" and "foster son" are there...but...

Look, Darius isn't going to refer to Hunter more familiarly than Hunter refers to him! He's not gonna make it WEIRD. He's not a dad, because Hunter doesn't want/need him to be (and also parenthood is scary <3). Darius doesn't know the first thing about being a dad, despite how his friend group teases him.

Eda and Eberwolf are the two who are worst about it. They torture him with how 'fatherly' he's allegedly being (allegations Darius will DENY til his GRAVE!!!) And Eda specifically compares his journey to hers, saying it always starts off with you referring to them as your apprentice (again, Darius doesn't plan on doing that), as your roommate (...kinda weird in Darius' opinion? But okay Eda), or even your pet (????HELLO???). But eventually, they always become your dumb kid when you least expect it.

She's had a couple cups of appleblood by this point, but Darius knows on some level she's right and he's steadfastly ignoring that fact, even as Eber continues to refer to Hunter as his "cub" (kinda cute but Darius doesn't know how Hunter would feel being compared to an animal). The only people who are even remotely reasonable about all this (besides Lilith who's a bit disinterested in kid talk) is Raine and Alador, who both sort of neutrally, a bit awkwardly refer to Hunter as Darius' Boy.

Darius referring to Hunter as "my boy" is funnily enough what sticks the longest before it evolves to son boy. Hunter's crushing it at a derby match? Darius is whooping and cheering, yelling "THAT'S MY BOY!!!" At the other parents in the stands. Hunter is doing something dangerous or inadvisable where others can see him? "Darius, your boy-" "AHH! MY BOY". Hunter, a year into his stay with Darius finally comes clean about everything to do with him being a grimwalker, and is afraid that he's going to go back to seeing him as just an inferior replacement for Darius' beloved mentor? Darius (who has just had to process some of the most bonkers, emotionally heavy information in his life) gently, hesitantly puts a hand on his shoulder (the 'good' one Hunter doesn't mind people touching), and says that Hunter's much more than that. He's Darius' Boy and he's not going to kick him out or get angry or love him any less for things out of his control. It's good. They're good.

Like I said, it evolves over time and 'boy' becomes somewhat obsolete as the two get caught up in the joy of finally feeling able to explicitly refer to each other as family. But unlike "guardian" or "ward" the word never gets fully retired. Even when Hunter is 30 and is arguing that he's more of a man than a boy now, he is still getting referred to by Darius as "his boy", the way some parents never really stop calling their adult kids baby or kiddo (Camila and Eda respectively btw).

Hunter makes one of those corny matching shirt sets at some point for a father's Day gift when he's 17/18, where the two shirts say "if lost, return Boy to me" (Darius) and "I'm Boy" (Hunter). Hunter mostly did it so he could own a funny shirt that says "I'm boy". Darius openly weeps upon seeing them. Like Oh my Titan he's boy. He's my boy. Oh wow

#ramblings of a lunatic #the owl house #toh #hunter toh #darius deamonne #dadrius #made this instead of finishing my dadrius week day 1 comic. it's okay i have time #i think this post dips it's toes into being one of those 'part writing drabble/part textpost analysis' posts #which I'm okay w/ tbh i love those #i just hope it reads well #the important thing about dadrius + eberwolf to me is that it's just as unlikely a trio as King Eda and Luz are #just as weird and has just as gradual and retrospectively funny a journey as them #i also specified foster parent instead of adoptive parent just bc i read it in a fic once where Hunter was placed in isles foster care- #-post canon and he had a social worker who was a gargoyle named Chantelle. it was delightful #this is my homage to that. the fic was 'the titan laughs in flowers' i think (thank you user yardsards for the rec) #alador still gets the instinct to refer to Hunter as the golden guard and amity gets on his case about it #so referring to Hunter as darius' boy grew out of that and spread to raine who finds it kind of adorable #darius refers to hunter as his foster son for the first time when his (darius' i mean) family comes to visit #not as like a statement of anything they don't deny Hunter as a deamonne. they love him like they love a scraggly cat #but just like. it felt right for Darius in the moment and Hunter got emotional about it #anyway happy early dadrius week I'm rotating them in my mind I'm biting down on them like a chew toy etc etc

[asterbats]

drew my new kitten as a “warmup” but have to stop here because shes being a rascal

#her name at the shelter was pog btw. like the game but now her full name is cricket pogchamp #cat #cricket #pets #artists on tumblr #drew some blue in her eyes. bad at picking colors from irl that much but shes got a very small blue ring in there still #though shes close to having her regular eyes. i think they will be yellow? #i love her but whew cant wait til shes big......... will probably update what she looks like #tried to make her look deliberately worried with her whiskers btw. she seems sad but she was abnormally snuggly on day 1 #she cried in the carrier and hid under my drawer for like 5 minutes then instantly got to exploring and 1 hour in she showed her belly #which. im a first time cat owner but im told thats absolutely insane for a kitten on day 1 #shes already sleeping on me and stuff and snuggling next to me.... playing w her is the hard part bc lack of energy #idk if itll ever be enough for her but i am trying! i want her to be happy. also i think rn she mostly likes me when im sitting #otherwise she darts away when i walk around. i think bc im like this weird giant to her #oh also shes apparently just tiny? bc her mom was small too so she'll probably grow up to be a small cat #everyones going on abt how my aunts cats were bigger at her age sdklfjsdlfds (8 weeks almost 9!)

[angeliteonfridgeduty]

(@absolute-solver)

so basically

this here is Cynthia, or 066 lol

silly old ahh cabin fever labs subject woman that at the moment just sits somewhere down there with like 6 more people

she's solver host certified but strongly dislikes the eldritch png file, refuses to use it unless she like absolutely has to (or is angry enough lmao) and even when she does use it, like. the most she's willing to do with it is hold insert random thing with it, multiply stuff here and there and occasional teleportation. Will likely disapprovingly look in someone's general direction if they rely on the silly too much totally not exactly why i drew her specifically for that post lmao

idk what else to say about her rn uhhh i think i can generally describe her as a cringe mix of sarcastic and tired?? idk i suck at personality descriptions

oh right she owns like a whole crowbar and uses it as a weapon lol

i don't exactly have a normal decent fb reference of her and the closest i own to her colour scheme is a literal pony town avatar so uhh silly scribbles it is for now i guess (if any colors are in fact needed i will happily provide)

(also if you need to know if she wears anything on leg: it's these)

fucking funniest part

I MADE HER OUT OF A PIXEL CAT'S END CAT

a CAT

THIS MF

the cat itself was literally deliberately designed by me to be a murder drones reference because hiii null wind i blame the null wind's name for this. named the cat cyn (because) and later decided to turn her and 6 other cats into basic cfl dwellers. which is how 066 here started existing as a character.

the cyn name was kept because i thought it would be funny lol. though i slapped it into a full cynthia to avoid confusion

#murder drones #murder drones oc #art #oh and she's like fully aware exactly which very silly worker drone she shares a name with #she pretends to hate it. secretly finds it hilarious as frick #gotta love how my md addiction is so silly i straight up went and grabbed 7 completely unrelated pixel cats #and said like #“ok you lot are worker drones now. have fun” #fun fact the results of the “cat-to-drone shenaniganry” as i call it all have something resembling silly cat ears as a reference #for cynthia here it's the way her hair uhh is lmao (actually its hair shenaniganry for like nearly all of them but shhh i didn't say anythi #also yup she uses her id tag as a weird scrunchie #why wear tag normally when you can fake cat ear #ahem uh #md-colony 262 #soup jar. that's it. that's all i'm willing to say

[werewolf-transgenderism]

miles i was thinking about how sometimes you go on petfinder and share the silly names you see and thought you would appreciate the names my boyfriend and i want to give to cats at some point. the first is noodles, whose nickname will be oodles (oodles of noodles), up next is lieutenant cat, whose nickname will be lieu (in lieu of a better nickname, ha), and the last cat, her nickname will be joan, but her full name will be joan jett and the blackhearts

michael these are all SO good (especially love lieutenant cat)

#I have a friend whose cats are named toothpaste and lampshade #I love when cats have weird and fun little names

[holyluvr]

I love Jaguars, but people in Texas somehow don’t understand what a Jaguar is and say, “a panther/leopard?” every time. Sure….Yeah, they’re panthers, but they are a specific panther, a special panther, an all-American panther. And no, they are not a leopard. They aren’t on the same continent. One has a central and southern American-given name for a reason. “True wild beast that overcomes it’s prey at a bound”(Tupi-Guarani). Yaguara, Jaguareté. They don’t attack throats to make the kill like most large cats in their family and genus. Jaguars purposely grab the skull of any prey or threat and crush the skull with their teeth. They are beautiful and terrifying and important and in major danger from human intervention in forests and poaching from European settlers. They have a rich history with Indigenous religions. Luckily, they have multiple regions in the Americas that take this seriously and have reservations and breedings programs to get their numbers back up, as scary as they are. I am glad they’re mostly in Central and Southern American countries because I don’t want to be old one day and have to explain to a child that the iconic predator is gone like the used-to-be-iconic-and-known Californian Grizzly Bear.

#… #growing up I was so in love with the word ‘Jaguar’ for some reason and this is silly but #you know at Knots Berry Farm they have that area that has Aztec and Mayan cultures used to try to be Creepy and culturally diverse or smth? #as a kiddo that area in front of The Jaquar and Revenge of djdjdjjsjsjsjsjsjsjsic HOW DID I FORGET HIS NAME IVE NAMED SHELTER CATS HIS NAME #OH! I can’t remember because I have the phrasing backwards. it’s Montezuma’s Revenge and The Jaguar and decorated like old Mexico there #kinda like how for the first ride when you enter the park is also based on settlers time period like they were gonna go with that theme then #decided not to and added Peanuts like Charlie Brown and it became a weird unfinished seeming park but endearing in a way lol #but anyway my panic disorder and Schizo was somehow fine in the line for Jaguar and I felt safe in there #which is the opposite of what my panic and schizo would normally react but the music and atmosphere calmed me down as a baby and kid #was never scared of Jaguar because even without understanding Mexican culture it’s always been calming and reassuring to me. safe feeling. #I love Jaguars I would be heart broken if they went extinct or people stopped appreciating them #🎭👸🏻

[jtownraindancer]

Served as a canvas for some aspiring artists and made a new friend 🌈🎼🎨💚💙

#hello tis i #art #!!! #cat #i love going into town whenever they're having festivals you meet the coolest people #was a walking advert for a couple 12 year olds and it made my whole day #they were so nervous when i told them to paint whatever /they/ wanted #mirage worried that they could have painted some really weird stuff #me: that's half the fun! #nevermind the lighting; my phone is being silly #shut up ace #the kitty is only 8 months old and her name is ms. precious #she was with her person talking a walk outside the library #her person is a sweet 80 something lady who was delighted when i asked to take a pic and #thanked me a dozen times for sending her a copy ^_^;;;

[asteraceaye]

Help I'm smitten for a kitten named Gucci

#ajhshd I honestly might keep the name #I'm going to see him this weekend #muffin had to be put down so theres a huge orange cat shaped hole in my heart #i know a kitten wont replace him but I think it'd help #it'd be nice to have another friend for sadie too and maybe Lulu could even bond with one #I'll have to see what his personality is like but i know theres a few other orange babies at the rescue #but Gucci has definitely stolen my heart already ajdhhd #hes so cute and he has a long face #hes the same age as muffin when I rescued him #gucci is also at the same rescue my mom got her dog from so I am very hopeful for a new orange baby in my life #theres a REALLY cute orange girl but idk if the females share the same common stereotypes as the males #big. dumb. one braincell. talkative. loud. sweet and loving #those are my requirements ajdhdh #hopefully i can also teach this kitten to spoon like I did with muffin #fuck I'm going to miss that cat and all his weird personal quirks #he used to sit by my head when he wanted to be spooned and if i didn't move to let him in he'd touch me with a single claw on my face #it was so annoying but I loved it so much at the same time #I'll try not to compare my new kitten too much to him. they won't be a replacement but a new friend #aster rambles

[retvenkos]

in my limited downtime, i’m replaying it lives in the woods (and eventually ilb) before i start to Truly Dig Into the absolute masterpiece of it lives within, and guys,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i forgot how much i love andy kang <3

#olive rambles #listen listen listen........ i have a good defense and it's just............... HE <33333333 #no one does it like andy kang that is simply a fact #in this playthrough #i was 1000% dedicated to going through with a ~yearning and wistful~ ILITW MC x Noah route #(to set up for ITW) #but HOW CAN I ABANDON MY BRILLIANT AND VIBRANT BOY????? #andy kang is just King Status bestie!!!!!!!!! i can't NOT fall in love with him in every scene he's in #he's giving me rage. he's giving me charm. he's giving me complexity. he's giving me laughter. he's giving me perfect high school bf vibes. #i HAD to romance him i am weak-willed when it comes to pixelated characters #but i also love the superior best friends to lovers pairing of tom x andy hmmmmmmmmmmm #so maybe when i get it ILW i can have a ~tragic~ styx x noah plot and just pretend that andy x tom is happening in the background hmmmmmmm #oh yeah my ILITW MCs name is styx — LISTEN I HAD A THEME #i was going for something ~edgy and haunting~ and decided that the underworld??? hell yeah #(and nooooo i wasn't just listening to the band styx and was decidedly unoriginal you can't pin anything on me) #and from there i just made the entire book greek mythology themed #underworld themed i should say. #MC??? Styx. Barbed Wire Bat??? Acheron. Crow??? Phlegethon. Cat??? Cocytus. Weird Skeleton Dog??? Lethe. #(CLEARLY the rivers of the underworld were a hit) #i tried to follow the same theme for the ITB MC - i named her either Melpomene or Orphne. i can't remember tbh. #idk which one is better hmmmmmmm #also i've already decided my ILW MC is going to be named Medea <3 #the pOWER of that trio will be off the charts

[onecanonlife]

confession time i have not actually watched the lore yet bc idk lore makes me anxious or something these days i don’t know i’m not examining it too closely but ALSO it’s because i’m playing a pokemon game for the first time in my life and now i have a little otter guy named oswald and suddenly i understand the appeal of this franchise because i would die for my little otter guy named oswald

#i never played as a kid. idk why probably i never expressed real interest and so my parents never got me any #i did have a knockoff #which i only realized was a knockoff in retrospect #anyone else play spectrobes lmao #anyway i will get to the lore eventually when my brain stops deciding to be weird on me #and. y'know maybe i will try to write at some point i would love to do that lmao #but for now. i also have a little rat chipmunk thing named skrunkly and a little puppy named floof #and i think i am discovering what joy feels like #cat talks

[farlooms]

a type of story that will ALWAYS get me to laugh are stories about the “weird” names their pets have 

#kage rattles #my 2 favourites from ppl i know is my friend who has ''cat'' and ''small cat'' (bigger than cat) but ''small cat'' is called bernie #at the vet bc he doesnt want to explain #and the other is an irl friend of mine whos lizard is named Fuck (short for fucksworth) but she calls him stone when asked #because she doesnt want to admit she named her lizard ''FUCK'' #and she occasionally has events in her calender called ''FEEDING OF FUCK'' or something of the sort. or ''FUCK: DOCTOR'' #i think she does it on purpose because its HILARIOUS #anyways if any of u have these sorts of stories please give them to me i love them #tbc i mean ''weird'' in a good way i just cant think of a better word for what i mean at 5:15am

[loregoddess]

if you play the new game please name the player pepsiman please do it for me that character is forever pepsiman to me even the girl version and im obsessed with them

Oh I most certainly will. I fully intend to buy the new FE, just, maybe not when it first comes out bc Octopath II comes out the following month and I have. Never. Completed a FE game within a month's time (and depending on how long it takes me to finish Octopath, I might have to put off the new FE in favor of LoZ). But I have no doubt that I will enjoy the mechanics at the very least so I will very much at some point buy and play the new FE, and while I like their name as Alear, I will most certainly name one of my playthroughs Pepsiman. How could I not?

#I don't think there's multiple routes but I might play the game at least twice anyhow to use both versions of the protag and ah #I think it would be exceptionally funny to name the girl Pepsiman so there we go #these are my disaster children brother and sister Alear and Pepsiman #actually their extremely weird color palette aside they're kinda growing on me somehow #part of it is spite bc when the fandom collectively starts hating on something for something petty like aesthetics I uh #I sometimes start to like it out of spite #but also the boy version looks like a sad cat and I'm like hmm you're not that bad #and the girl version does not have the worst outfit I've ever seen a woman stuck into so there's that as well #anyhow thanks for indulging my love of FE and the walking disaster that is the new protagonist #lookerdewitt #I still don't have an ask tag

[thespacesay]

cannot describe how wonderful it is to follow a disabled content creator and just... see him vibing and doing what he loves, maintaining privacy about the specific nature of his condition and that being respected, and also having great respect from his colleagues.

GoodTimesWithScar is an icon and the second i learned he was disabled i went from being like "oh he seems really nice and fun :)" to "!!!!!!"

#goodtimeswithscar #for ppl who follow me and don't know him given i have a different fandom blog #he's a minecraft youtuber largely known for amazing tree builds and landscaping #and is a wheelchair user with a feeding tube and oxygen cannula #and he has 2mil subs on youtube #he's so freaking nice too #also his cat won a competition a while back and is the reason the 9th texture for cats #is Jellie cats. aka his cat named Jellie #in minecraft #idk i'm just thrilled to see a disabled content creator thriving #and idk if he has absolutely astounding filters on youtube or what but the community around him seems so positive all the time :) #there's... some abled folks being weird on his day in the life videos about how they 'never would have guessed he was disabled' #but to be real i would fucking love to know a disabled person who hasn't heard weird shit like that #especially when they seem to be enjoying life

[narrativedoomed]

that time of year again (obsessed w cl.ay jen.sen)

#every now and then something pops up that reminds me of him and i have 2 suppress the urges #he is ultimate comfort character when i came out i almost named myself after him #but i couldn't really bc i had already named a cat in the past a clay related name kinda and it felt weird akhsld #but every few weeks i still think ab being named clay. i think I'd like it #anyway battling my demons (wanting to make him a solo blog again) #i think u all severely underestimate my love for that guy #but i am not gonna do it idk if hes even on my muse list here #i kinda stopped writing him after the absolutely fucking horrendous anons i got when i had a blog for him #people strongly believe that show is awful and like. you do you i get that but i wasnt even writing him in his canon at that point #bc i thought maybe if i avoided his canon people would be open to his blog #but uh. no people were very mean to me ab writing clay so he is locked away in my little mind palace #but i am thinking of him dearly. missing him very much

[selineram3421]

can I make a request for an Alastor x reader? Where y/n is Husk's sibling and Alastor won't stop flirting with y/n and Husk is just not having it? (And the rest of the HH crew are just in the background shipping Alastor and y/n)

*swipes up* Cat Demon Reader!!!! FUCK YEAH!

Hissy Kitty

Prologue

Alastor X Reader

Warnings⚠

⚠ cussing, protective older brother Husk, Alastor loves annoying your brother, italics = thoughts ⚠

Husk was very protective of you and made sure you were taken care of. In Living and afterlife, he kept you out of his "business" to keep you safe.

Of course you surprise him by showing up at the hotel.

"What the fuck are you doing here!?"

"Surprise!", you cheered and gave your older brother a hug.

He didn't want you anywhere near his work. It was too risky. You would have been made a target. He didn't want HIM to know about you.

"Answer the question.", he grumbled but hugged you back.

"I haven't seen you in a while and I just wanted to-", you began, pulling back a bit from the hug, taking a look around the hotel lobby that was behind him.

"Look, I'll call you and tell you all about it but you need to go before-", he tried to get you to leave quickly.

"Husker!"

Shit.

He was pissed that he was too late.

"What are you doing trying to chase a guest out?", the demon in red walked over and pulled you into the hotel. "We are trying to invite them in."

"This one ain't looking to stay in the hotel!", your brother hissed and tried to pull you away from the red dressed demon.

You were suddenly spun and dipped by the man in red. It shocked you so much that you held onto the red demon tightly.

"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! I am Alastor the facility manager.", Alastor grinned as he gazed down at you. "And who might you be?"

Such an adorable thing. He thought when seeing your ears pinned back and eyes having turned into slits, his grin widening when he noticed Husk getting angrier.

"Um..can you let me up now? This is a very weird way of greeting..", you squirmed, your tail flicking in annoyance.

After letting you go, Alastor took note of how bristled up the fur of his acquaintance was.

How interesting..

"Forgive me dear, I can get quite theatrical.", he laughed and fixed his bowtie. "And your name?"

"I'm-"

"Not staying.", Husk cut in. "They only came to see me, now back off."

"What the hell, can't I greet a demon?", you huffed.

Your brother pulls you away to speak in private.

"Not this one! This prick is someone I don't want you hanging around with.", he whispered growled, putting his hands on your shoulders. "Go home, put some wards or some shit for protection and don't come back here again!"

"Damn it Husk!", you slapped his hands away. "I came here to check up on you!"

Alastor stays where he is to enjoy the show. Glancing to the side when seeing Angel step into the lobby.

"Its been years! I haven't heard from you until two weeks ago about this place. Where have you been!? Do you know how worried I was!?"

"Psst! Smiles! Who the fuck is kitty whiskers?", the spider asks.

"Haven't the faintest idea but this argument is getting amusing.", he responds.

"I told you that I moved! That should be enough!", Husk gestured to the hotel.

"Yeah, its nice to know you're alive but you could have at least told me how you've been! Did you make any new friends? Did you drink until you blacked out again? Something else for fucks sake!", you yelled.

"I'm alive!", your brother yelled back. "I drank yesterday!", he pushed you towards the door. "I don't have friends!", he opened the door. "Now leave!"

"Tsk tsk!", Alastor tutted and used his shadows to pull you away from the door, moving you into his hold. "They are our guest, even if they are just visiting Husker~"

The Radio Demon's smile growing bigger when he saw the cat clench his fists.

"You are welcome to visit anytime to see this-", the red demon gestures to your brother. "-hissy kitty that you know."

"Ha!", you quickly covered your mouth to keep your laugh silent.

"A smile! Finally!", Alastor leaned closer to you. "I'd like to see it if you don't mind."

"Back off!", Husk pushed the red dressed demon away and took your hand. "Come on, I'll show you around."

"I can stay!?", you asked your brother.

"Only for a few hours!", he replied.

You stayed longer than a few hours.

Charlie had caught wind and was excited to meet you.

Husk drank from his bottle, watching as you talked to the Princess and Vaggie. The two were hooked on whatever story you were telling.

"So Husky~", Angel slid over.

"Don't you fucking call me that ever again.", the cat grumbled before continuing to drink.

"Who's the new cat strolling about?", the spider asked. "I've never seen you so pushy with someone before~ Are they an ex?"

"None of your business and ew. Fuck no.", Husk wiped his mouth after he finished the bottle. "Forget about them. They need to leave anyway.", he said before walking over to you.

.

"Hi Husk!", you waved as you entered the hotel.

"Fucking shit. What did you not understand about staying away!?"

You had a smug grin and pranced over to him.

"Can't really stay away from where I work~", you said and showed your employment papers.

"What.", your brother growled.

"While I was talking to the Princess during the tour, you stepped out for a bit and I told her I wanted to work here!", you beamed, cat tail swaying calmly. "So now I can't leave! Yay!"

"Are you fucking stupid!?", Husk yelled.

"Now Husker.", Alastor appeared from the shadows behind you, placing a hand on your shoulder. "That is no way to talk to your fellow coworker."

The Radio Demon smiled cheekily when seeing the cat demon's fur bristle in anger.

"Let's show you all of the staff rooms!", he said suddenly and turned you towards the stairs. "There are quite a few closets littered about for cleaning supplies! For now that is what you'll do with Niffty until the Princess can think of where to put you."

"Is there any cleaning supplies?", you asked a little suspicious.

"Haven't a clue! But let's find out!"

You were near Alastor most of the day.

Husk actually followed you both until the "tour" ended.

"And that is all of the cleaning closets so far!", the red man grinned.

All of you were now standing in one of the many hallways. The fourth floor if you remember.

"Thank you for pointing them out.", you removed his hand from your shoulder. "Little less of that if you don't mind."

"Oh! I didn't even notice.", Alastor held his hands behind his back. "Do remind me if I slip again."

Husk quickly took you away from the red demon and walked you towards the lobby.

"Look, I'm glad you're here. Really. But its not safe for you to be around that smiling asshole.", your brother hissed.

"Husk, I'm not as clueless as you think I am.", you sigh and shook his arm off. "I'll keep myself safe.", you finish and walk away.

The cat demon stayed behind, groaning as he slides his hand down his face, feeling on edge, tired, and annoyed all at once.

"I've never seen you around a demon like them~", Alastor appears from the shadows. "And you're so protective!", he walks in front of the cat demon. "What a good older brother you are.", he leans back and spins his head to look at the demon.

"Don't you fucking try anything!", Husk threatens.

The Radio Demon laughs and stands up straight. "We'll have to go over our deal again!", he says while fixing his coat. "I hope you added their protection in."

"You piece of shit-!", Husk extends his claws and opens his wings up.

"I must be off! Who knows what trouble the guests have gotten into already!", Alastor walks away from the angry cat.

The Radio Demon hummed as he walked down the hallway, a slight skip in his step as his smile grew wider.

Oh how entertaining~

I love cats💕 Also this is turning into a short story because Husk is gonna be hella pissed.

~Seline, the person.

Part 1

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tw/ hórny èx bf, tôngúè fückïng, orál sèx (fèm!rècíèvïng) ovèrstïmulúlátïôn, hè ís à crèèp, nôncôn, èxplïcït ând nsfw thèmès.

It’s hard to break up with someone like him because he doesn’t get the hint- it’s been barely 6 days and he finds himself right in front of your door.

Really horny. And quite frankly messed up.

He bangs on your door- at first he’s gentle, but then he finds himself losing his patience when you don’t open up after a few bangs at your door, even with the bell It’s not working.

He just might have to be a little bit more aggressive with it. See now, he doesn’t like being aggressive with you. He knows that you hate this side of him. That’s why you broke up with him in the first place.

It’s not really a break up to him though because you’re just trying to break and he thinks that this break has lasted way longer than it should have in the first place. So he takes deep breath, and he starts banging at it like a maniac.

“Yn! YN OPEN UP!” But you don’t. You’re really trying to test his patience and then you try to lecture him on his aggressive nature.

His pupils are dilated at this point, he’s feeling so crazy right now, it’s aching and his pants, and he has missed you like crazy-staring at your pictures is not enough anymore. Not at all.

It’s your fault, you know.

It’s your fault that you’re so beautiful and that you have his heart in your hands… he closes his eyes for a moment, and then he takes out the spare keys he had to your apartment-of course, you don’t know about them, but he had a locksmith make them for him.

Without any rational thinking- he unlocks your apartment with ease.

And soon the familiar scent of your home hits him and your ex boyfriend finds himself relaxing, his head feels a little better now. “Yn!~~~” he calls out your name with affection but you still don’t respond.

Weird.

So he decides to check if you’re home. He really hopes that you are because he needs to talk to you and… a lot of other other things.

First to fall of course it’s gonna be your bedroom, his feet, take him to the familiar room so easily, because he remembers every single room in your home, like the back of his hand.

And to his surprise? He hears the shower running. A Cheshire Cat smile spreads across his lips. But before he can think anything else, the shower drops sounds come to a halt.

Oh, so you must be done..

He waits- by sitting on your bed and waiting for you to come out, and he doesn’t have to wait long, so he unzips his pants, creepy? He doesn’t give a fuck.

He needs to fuck you and get you back. He has everything you ever want. Quite frankly, you can be ungrateful. Anyone would kill to be in your place… but too bad he wants you.

And there you are, in all your wet glory-with a towel loosely wrapped around your body, you gasp, expected, in surprised to see him, he smirks.

Your eyes widen and you open your mouth to scream at him, he doesn’t mind you can because he’s missed your voice a lot.

“Hi baby.” He greets you. Licking his lips, because he feels himself getting harder when he stares at your soaked, freshly washed body.

You look so sexy like this I can’t help but remember all the times he would fuck you senselessly in the shower or sometimes when you were done with it.

You’re just so irresistible. You get him so horny for no reason at all. It’s your fault and now you’re going to have to help him out.

“W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?” You finally say something to him, even though you’re screaming at him like a maniac, he doesn’t mind.

“I can’t help it baby you know I love you and I can’t live without you-and I’m so horny right now.” He licks his lips again, getting up from your bed to walk towards you.

He needs to touch you right now.

“I told you you couldn’t break up with me but you thought you could.. so I just wanted to give you a little break, but I think it has lasted enough now I need you back.” He groans. You smell so good even his muscles are pulsing.

His eyes are you like a predator and You should know that you cannot escape.

He is way too strong for you.

“Come on now- look at me? I’m so fucking hard because I was thinking about you- and look at you.. fuck…” he breathes out, taking you by your waist.. but then he gets another idea.

So instead of holding you, he drops to his knees.

This is gonna get you so weak for him.

“Let me eat your pussy. Missed it so much.” He looks into your eyes when he grabs your legs. You barely manage to hold onto your towel, which was about to fall. And something switches in your eyes.

You have missed him too.

He smiles. “I bet you missed me too. Fuck- baby let me have a taste please- I’m doing this to make it up to you. I know I pissed you off, so let me make it up.” He breathes, slowly, removing the towel and he starts to tease you by rubbing his hands over to your clit.

You whimper, you’ve always been so weak for him.

He knows you need him-equally as bad as he needs you. And he’s going to make you realize it tonight. He leans his face closer to your cunt, and you grab his wide shoulders for support.

“Oh look at you baby- you’ve already started to get wet.” He coos, pressing a kiss to your thigh, and then his kisses get closer to your heat, “f-fuck. You’re so fucking bad for this.” You moan out. He knows that you’re trying to reject him still even though he knows what your heart and body really want.

Him.

“I know yn.. but fuck- you’re my bad habit.” He replies before he takes one of his fingers out of your pussy and he smashes his mouth into it- his tongue starting to eat you out.

“Nghhh fuck.” You moan as he starts to tease you again with his teeth- he’s so messy right now, all sloppy as he pushes his tongue in deeper and deeper.

That’s how you like it.

His mind is in a frenzy because the noises you’re making are purely sinful- your towel gals to the ground and your back arches.

He won’t let you fall.

He will make you cum in his tongue.

“Ugh fuck..” he groans as he eagerly laps at your juices, you’re giving him so much.

And he knows you’re already going to cum.

“A-Agh fuck don’t stop- don’t fuckin stop.” You command him and grab on his locks- that arouses him anymore- you taste so fuckin good.

He can kill anyone for you.

“O-Oh fuck- baby cum on my tongue- you can do it.” He praises you- his hands on your ass as he squeezes it, you pull on his hair.

His teeth graze your clit.

“Should I fuckin bite? Since you’re so *pants* fuckin mean to me? Nah.. I love you..” he barely manages to speak because you’re suffocating him and you’re going to cum.

“You can *pants* only cum of you come back to *pants* m-me.”

BNHA- hawks, aizawa, bakugo, deku

JJK- gojo, geto, toji, sukuna

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[not-the-cheese]

one sentence summaries of every TMA episode

(1-60 i'll add more soon)

part 2 up!

world's most effective anti-smoking PSA

man DOES NOT open coffin. everyone claps.

woman is judgemental towards neighbor even though she has hobbies that are just as weird.

book makes multiple people fall off chair.

man finds bag of teeth and decides he absolutely needs to fuck around and find out.

worm sti.

there was a SCARY MAN in the WAR.

fuck this tree

well at least ted bundy was a great father :)

i'm like 55% sure vampires are real and i'm willing to take those odds

bitches be dying. you're next.

we kill this man because he made the soda too warm.

sorry ur husband's dead. maybe get some help.

Unbox with me ! (GONE WRONG)

hah i'm safe from this one because i have decided to Never Go Into a Cave Ever.

man is so annoying about this spider that even his cat can't be bothered

man's bully finds a book about a Bone Turner and subsequently begins turning people's bones.

this guy sucks at DIY home improvement

aw maybe this priest didn't do anything THAT bad!

oh fuck nevermind

THE SKY ATE MY SON.

the worms stole my identity. i haven't left the house in days.

man beats german children at game of bravery and wins a coin (he later loses this coin)

my ex boyfriend gets casted in the muppets and dies

sorry mom, i've abandoned jesus for a new religion : jesus in the dark.

tall squiggly and HANDsome

old man arm wrestles demon through door knob

the buzzfeed unsolved guys finally catch a ghost but it's their sound tech

immortality but at what cost

working at the big meat factory was so traumatizing it made me vegetarian

i go to america and get almost killed by a furry

well if you love that wasp nest so much why don't you MARRY it (and then she did)

antisocial boat crew bands together to exclude one guy from a midnight party. he dies from the rejection.

bone apple teeth

remember when that norwegian guy threw a tantrum about us not digging a hole? turns out we were right to not dig that hole.

babe come over my parents have taken ill and passed away

man fucks around and it costs him everything

HOMOPHOBIC CHINESE VASE

oh god oh fuck the worms are here

thank you for participating in worms! please rate your wormsperience from 1 to 10.

the wormsperience has left me deeply scarred. i'm going to get lost in a tunnel about it.

🎸music makes me loose control🎸

spooky stories to tell at the next police slumber party

child threatens to run away and join the circus one too many times, and now the circus has come to cash in.

these mosquitoes are mad sus

man frequents local barnes and noble and then dies(?) after liking a book too much.

realtor gets eaten by the backrooms twice. it's a terrible shame.

both me and this weird goth dude have an unsatisfying italy vacation

guy who turns people's bones gets a new job where he continues to turn people's bones.

man who should never be allowed to build prisons builds a prison.

Something Big Is In The Water.

what if u heard me about 15 feet behind you fumbling around and calling out ur name 😳 (and we were both prison guards)

i'm going to be honest i didn't retain anything from this episode except that this guy has the silliest old man voice ever

everybody hates the tax man, including these creepy taxidermy animals

hmmgh. ant house.

so turns out being only 55% sure that vampires are real in my career as a vampire hunter has had some consequences.

the only thing keeping you company in space is your abandonment issues

🎶 the snack that smiles back 🎶 (my husband!)

maybe the real treasure was the house siblings we encased in spider web along the way.

your dead brother wrote books about ancient myths and WHAT

Part 2

#i hope this convinces you to listen to tma #podcast #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #tma #jon sims #sasha james #podcasts #gay podcasts #tim stoker #elias bouchard #peter lukas