#i love how i just freeze for a sec lol

[opens-up-4-nobody]

God. The Terror. I could watch those wretched Englishmen suffer and die over and over and over. Forever. And I will. And I do 🖤

#i have compiled a list of every reference to god within the dialog of the show. bc im normal and i think the picture it draws is #interesting and ive written half a script to talk abt it. i just wish i knew how to edit videos. i would make so many terror edits #but i have literally no idea where to start with all that. also reading the scripts is so so so so good #like there r so many things that make more sense to me now. despite having watched the show like many many times #but then there r things where im still like. hey wtf does that mean??? hello??? what the fuck??? #i guess most of that comes from the episodes with as unreleased scripts but like the hodgson catholic church monolog like like unfathomable #to me. i mean like i think i get what theyre going for but also like i dont understand. probably bc im not actually v good at literature #analysis lol. i need someone with an less purely analitical brain with extensive terror knowledge to like double check me lol #also. fucking mr Hickey. idk what it is abt him but i truely hate him in a way that is unmatched. hes insane. murdered a man for a trip to #Hawaii and ended up freezing in the arctic for 3 years. clown behavior 🤡 #idk i just love the miniseries so so much. i was talking to my dad for a sec abt reading the scripts and he was baffled and i was like oh #yeah no one gives a fuck. shut up lol #amc the terror #terror rambling

[cdbabymp3]

Having thoughts about hamzahs hands and arms likeeeee… sexy. Just him always touching you and u love when he puts his arms around you.

𐙚hands & arms ― hamzahthefantastic

notes/warnings: sfw & nsfw hc's !! i did indicate where the nsfw portion starts though so if you just wanna read the sfw you can ! slight mention of weed lol (i kinda went overboard w this ... 🤒)

[unedited]

sfw

-boy's got the prettiest hands evaaa 🌟

-he's extremely touch deprived so he's gotta be holding your hand at all times

-in the winter when it's absolutely freezing, he'll take your hands in his and blow hot air, rubbing them to create friction 😭 he's so corny i love him

-if you guys are high, he'll compare the size of your hands with his for the millionth time and act surprised (his are muchhh larger)

"whaaaattt oh my goddd y/n you're like a little alien !!"

-he likes to cradle your face when you kiss, generally just needs to hold you in any given situation

-you could be reaching for something above you in the kitchen and he feels the need to keep a hand on the small of your back like he's spotting you at the gym BYEEE

-when he first met your parents for dinner, he had a hand on your thigh the whole night. if there was a brief pause in the conversation or he didn't know the answer to a question your dad asked, he'd squeeze your thigh for help

-likes when you kiss his knuckles and fingertips, it never fails to bring a smile to his face and he always returns the favor

-this is probably super niche but i feel like he's good with his hands ??? not even sexually (well-yes but we'll get to that in a sec...) but just able to open difficult things that are too tedious for you

-he has a very steady hand is what i'm trying to say... so if the clasps of your bra are being difficult or there's a random knot in your earbuds he's your guy ! 😁

-again, maybe too niche, but he's a fast typer as well

-if you have a huge essay due and you're exhausted, just tell him what you want to say and he'll put his slutty little glasses on and type if out for you so fucking quick bc that's bf !! 💘

-now his arms ...

-he thinks he's not that strong but oh he definitely is

-can open anything for you, even those annoying ass sauce jars that are literally airtight

-THIS BOY'S A TEASE THOUGH so yes you will have to SHOW HIM that you tried to open it and then he'll be like "ok fine lemme do it 😒"

-okay he hates the whole hyper-masculine mentality of a girl making a man feel manly butttt there is one exception: when you guys are walking together and you hold onto his bicep ... goes fucking crazy for that

-he likes to pick you up all the time !! during fights, when he gets home from filming, when you tell him good news, etc. etc.

-you could be in the middle of a stupid argument where both of y'all are just being petty for nothing and you know it, so he'll pick you up while you're cussing him out and put you over his shoulder

-you protest at first, demanding he put you down, but then he'll spin you a bit to make you laugh and get over whatever y'all were fighting about

-piggyback rides and carrying you bridal style are a must

-yes, he let's you do the tiktok trend where you tie a ribbon around his bicep. no, he does not let you post it.

nsfw

-driving hamzah driving hamzah DRIVING HAMZAH !!! one hand on the steering wheel, the other on your inner thigh with the most innocent expression on his face as his fingers creep towards where you need him

-likes when you suck on his fingers mhm mhm he will NOT break eye contact when you do it

-WILL interlock fingers with yours when he eats you out, he needs the intimacy

-very skilled with his hands as i mentioned earlier ...

-he may be an inexperienced bachelor but this boy knows where the clit is and how to circle it just right

-since it took a while for you guys to actually fuck in your relationship (bc he wanted to take things slow) fingering was his go-to and jesus christ is he good at it 🪦

-his fingers are fairly long and thicker than yours so he's curling them and reaching all the right spots

-his hands are calloused from lifting and it's hot !! this is smth i won't negotiate

-when he's caressing your thighs and ass you can feel how rough they are in certain areas and it only adds to the stimulation

-he will lightly hold your neck when you guys makeout, not quite enough to choke you though, he's so cute

-ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS MY WEAKNESS 🐺

-can definitely toss you around if you get what i mean ...

-it's always jokingly though, he'd never want to actually hurt you so he doesn't use his full strength

-if you've been at a party together and are dying to get home to be alone he will speed back to his place, slam the door behind you, pick you up to walk over and throw you onto his bed, laughing at how horny both of you are

-can literally lift your weight with one hand, so if you guys are kissing on the couch and want to switch to his bed, it's light work for him

-hates himself for it but he does have a hint of a size/strength kink that i don't think he'd ever openly admit lmao

-looooovesss when you grab for his biceps during the initial thrust into you ... DONT GET ME STARTED

-hugs you from behind 😵‍💫 he knows how much it turns you on

-like you're super focused on something and he'll walk up behind you and wrap his arms around your body, swaying you side to side to distract you

"hamzah..." you warn

"what???" he always plays dumb

^this almost always ends in making out and/or hooking up

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(lmk if u wanna be added, luvs!!)

#cdbabymp3 #hamzahthefantastic headcannons #hamzahthefantastic imagines #hamzahthefantastic #hamzahthefantastic x reader #slushy noobz

[kibblz-n-bitz]

You Called?

Summary: You're sunbathing on the deck as you notice your boyfriend, the sniper of the strawhat pirates, having fun with your crewmates. An idea forms in your mind. He's more than happy to indulge you.

Warnings: Y/N being a tease, also Y/N lowkey domming Usopp, AFAB Y/N, riding, creampie, implied cum-eating at the end lol

Usopp's hands shakily hold onto your waist as you bounce on his cock. His eyes are squeezed shut, and sweat beads from his forehead from where he's trying not to cum. The two of you had just started!

Earlier, you had watched him mess around with your captain while you were sunbathing on the deck. You laid on your stomach as you watched the boys pelt each other with water balloons, biting your lip at the sight of your boyfriend's abs dripping with water. A spark lit deep in your stomach. You smirked.

"Hey Usopp, could you c'mere a sec!" You whistled him over. He paused and turn to you and Luffy and Chopped took the opportunity to pelt him with as much water as they could. He shouted at theem before grumpily stalking over to you, sopping wet. You giggled.

"Hey, Y/N! You called?" The sniper smiled at you. You sat up a little, untying the top of your bikini. You giggled at his reaction, the way his eyes widened and the way his adam's apple bobbed as he gulped. "W-what are you-"

"I need your help reapplying this sun tan lotion, my love." You purred as you laid yourself back down. Resting your head on your crossed arms, you looked back at him coyly and nodded to the bottle of lotion beside you.

"O-of course! Lemme J-just..." Usopp stammered as he fumbled with the slippery bottle before getting it open and applying some lotion to his hands. He rubbed his hands together before pressing both palms to your back, gasping at how soft you felt.

Usopp's hands glided over your back ass he applied the lotion. He's given you a few massages before, and you really did love the way his skilled hands would work out the tension in your back. The boy fell into a routine of sorts as he kneaded at your shoulders before rubbing his hands back downward. It was sweet, but...

Gentle sighs escaped your mouth as his hands worked lower. When Usopp's hands pressed on a specific spot near your tailbone you let out a moan. You smirked as you felt him freeze, hands twitching from where they were on your back. He lets out a shaky breath but when his hands continue their movements the return is stilted, too forced like he was dragging himself back to attention.

"Hmmh~... Usopp..." You breathily sigh his name. Your boyfriend grips you from your sides. He pulls away and you startle a bit, kind of worried. What if you'd pushed him too far and made him uncomfortable? You sit up a little, turning around "Hey Usopp, are you ok-" Usopp is staring down at you, and one look at his crotch told you what he was thinking about.

"Y/N, Can we..." He trailed off. A playful smile worked its way onto your face.

"Can we what, my love?" You sat up, tying your bikini quickly (so you were covered) and taking his hands into yours. He was forced to look into your eyes. He gulped as you spoke again, "Tell me what you want."

"C-can we... go to y-your room?" His hands trembled in yours, he was being such a good boy. You smiled and hummed as you nodded, placing a chaste kiss to his lips. With a giggle, you drag him to his feet and the two of you run to your room.

Nami, who was sitting nearby, watched this whole thing go down. She rolled her eyes with a fond smile before laying back on the deck.

───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─────

When you reached your room, you pushed him against the door as soon as it closed. Usopp grunted into your mouth, hands gripping your waist. It helped that you were in a bikini and he was shirtless. The feeling of his skin against yours made you whine into his mouth, and you pulled him backwards towards the bed.

Usopp let you take the lead, letting out a chuckle when you pushed him onto the bed. He sat up a bit on his elbows and you looked down down at him hungrily, hand on your hip. He laughed nervously.

"Strip." You ordered and he obeyed, rapidly hard cock springing forward. You untied your bikini, letting your tits bounce as you pulled it off of you. Turning around, you put your ass on display as you pull the rest of your swimwear off. You giggle at the way his cock twitches as you climb on top of him

"You ready hon?" You purr as you swipe some fingers through your soaked pussy with a pleased sigh. He nods and you tsk. "Use your words, Usopp."

"Y-yes, Y/N." The sniper shakily whispers. He's so hard it hurts. He loves the feeling of you taking control over him, of you using him like a toy. You're so sexy and soft in his lap.

A shudder travels up his spine as you line yourself up and sink down onto his thick cock. With a hum, you swivel your hips. Usopp sucks in a breath and his hands fly up to grip your waist. You lift yourself up and start to bounce and sway on his cock.

It takes everything in Usopp's power to not cum. To lose himself in the feeling of your velvety walls squeezing his cock like it's trying to milk it for all it's worth. His head tilts back and he moans, fuck you feel so good.

"Y'like me bouncing on your cock baby?" You coo as you bring one of his hands to hold onto one of your bouncing tits. Usopp sucks in a breath, hand squeezing your breast. "Tell me, Usopp."

"F-fuuck, you f- nghh haa- feel so.. gooddngh," Usopp whines and squirms underneath you. He starts to fuck into you, gripping your hips and meeting your thrusts downwards. "'M cl-ah! Close."

Upon hearing this, you clamp down on him, swiveling your hips and reveling in the moan bubbling out of your boyfriend. You whined, cradling Usopp's face in your hands, "C'mon baby... Give it t'me..."

His pace stutters before he stills inside of you, bitten out gasps and whines escaping his mouth. The base of your spine tingles as you feel his cock lurching and pumping inside of you, causing you to moan. Thick, warm cum dripped out of you after Usopp pulls out of ou, slumping against the mattress. The boy gasps for breath as you lay on top of him, giggling. You trace shapes onto his chest as you wait for him to find his voice.

"S...Sorry I came so fast..." The sniper pants after a moment. "You felt really... really good."

You giggle, placing a gentle kiss to his cheek. "It's okay Usopp." You reposition yourself so you're now sitting on his stomach. "You are gonna have to put that mouth to good use, though."

Usopp laughs before gripping your thighs, dragging you forward. You're hovering over him as he licks his lips, eyeing your pussy still dripping with his seed.

"Glad you didn't think I was done with you yet, Y/N. I'm just getting started."

Tags: @pileofmush @usopp-enjoyer

#This one feels rushed i am so sorry #I also HATE the summary but i'm too lazy to come up w anything else #but i really wanted to write sumn abt usopp #because i want to fuck him so bad #anyways enjoy! #I'm gonna ride the shit outta this guy #usopp smut #usopp x reader #also this is NOT beta read

[gunilslaugh]

Breadcrumbs Lead Us Back

The happy ending to Guitar Picks and Hair Ties per popular demand. Popular demand being three people, but would have wrote if just one person asked lol. I'm glad that you guys enjoyed this story so much.

Kwak Jiseok

Summary: After seven months of being broken up you and Jiseok finally talk.

WC:~1.5k

Warning:grammar

photo not mine credits to owner.

Grabbing the last box from the moving truck you make your way into your new apartment. 

“This is the last one,” you told your friend who was gracious enough to help you move into your new place.

“Great, where do you want to start?” They asked you. 

“I guess with my bedroom things,” you answered, gesturing to the boxes labeled “bedroom”. Everything was going smoothly as you sorted your things, placing them into their new places. That was until you heard a familiar clinking sound followed by your friend's sigh.

“You still have these?” They questioned you, shaking the jar of guitar picks lightly.

“Yes, I do and before you tell me to get rid of them I can’t, I tried,” you tell them, grabbing the jar from them, holding it in your lap.

“You still love him,” they stated. 

“I don’t think I’m ever gonna stop,” you replied, looking down at the picks in your lap.

“Then why don’t you try talking to him?” Your friend suggested.

“It’s been seven months y/f/n. He’s probably over me by now. I don’t want to embarrass myself. Plus what am I supposed to say ‘Hey just wanted to let you know that I loved you when we broke up and I still love you now.’ Let’s just finish unpacking then get something to eat,” you said not wanting to talk about your everlasting feelings for Jiseok anymore. 

The two of you finished unpacking your bedroom then proceeded to go to a cafe for lunch. You and your friend were waiting for your order to be called when the door chimed. Naturally you looked over in the direction of the door due to the noise. In that moment you couldn’t tell if the world was for or against you, Seungmin had entered the cafe. You had no malice towards Seungmin, or the other members or Jiseok for that matter, but it was weird since you hadn't seen him since your split with Jiseok. 

“Hey,” Seungmin came over to greet you politely.

“Hey, it’s been a while,” you greeted him back. Just then your order was called and you excused yourself to go get it, leaving Seungmin with your friend. 

“How are they?” Seungmin asked your friend. Your friend shakes their head in dismay.

“They still have Jiseok’s guitar picks,” they responded, knowing Seungmin would know what that meant.

“Jiseok still has their hair ties,” Seungmin informed your friend.

“They really need to talk,” your friend states. 

“I’ll talk to Jiseok about it,” Seungmin tells.

“I’ll talk to y/n,” they said. Soon after you returned with your and your friend’s orders. You had a bit of small talk with Seungmin before going your separate ways. 

Upon arriving back at your apartment you were ready to get back to unpacking, but your friend stopped you.

“Wait a sec I need to tell you something,” they say.

“What is it?” You question.

“Jiseok still has your hair ties,” they informed you.

“What?” you say as you felt like the air left your lungs.

“He still has your hair ties. What you do with that information is up to you, but I really think you should talk to him,” you only nodded your head as a response. Trying to process the new information. Jiseok kept your hair ties, your breadcrumbs. That means he’s not over you either right? That he still loves you like you love him.That’s all you could think about the rest of your day. 

Meanwhile Seungmin was telling Jiseok his new found information about you.

“Jiseok I need to talk to you,” Seungmin says sitting in front of Jiseok who was busy tuning his guitar.

“What about?” Jiseok asks, looking up from his guitar.

“Y/n still has your guitar picks,” his words made Jiseok freeze, ironically resulting in him dropping the pick that occupied one of his hands. 

“How do you know?” Jiseok snaps back into reality.

“I ran into them and their friend today. Their friend told me,” Seungmin explained.

“You saw them? How did they look?” Jiseok urgently asked.

“They look normal outwardly, but their eyes don’t shine as bright as they used to. You should really talk to them, sort things out,” Seungmin suggested. Jiseok fell silent again. You kept his picks that meant something right. It was possible that you still loved him too. Jiseok couldn’t focus on anything else now.

It was late around one in the morning. You were laying on your bed still thinking about what your friend told you. Jiseok has your hair ties. Staring at your nightstand where the jar of guitar picks sits. Maybe you should talk to him, you think. Reaching out you grab your phone. It almost feels foreign when you hit on Jiseoks contact. “I know it’s been a long time, but can we talk?” your finger shakily typed as you felt your heart pound in your chest. Hesitating before hitting the send button. You take a breath, closing your eyes and hitting the button. Jiseok was apparently up to the same thing as you because simultaneously you received a matching message from him. “It’s been quite a long time, but can we talk?” Seeing his message makes you smile genuinely for the first time in a long time. You set up to talk with tomorrow in your new apartment. Putting your phone down you attempt to sleep, bit your feeling too restless now. You were gonna see Jiseok tomorrow for the first time in seven months and your heart didn’t know how to handle it. 

The knock on the door signaling Jiseok’s arrival made your heart jump into your throat. You were feeling so many things all at once. Nervous, hopeful, doubtful, excitement, dread, happiness, worry.

“Hey,” you smiled at him once you opened the door.

“Hey,” his smile matched yours. A part of you wanted to launch yourself at him in a hug and the other was busy remembering the feelings you experienced the last time the two of you were in the same room together. 

“We can talk on the couch,” you said, opening the door wider for him to come inside.

“Nice place,” he awkwardly complimented, taking a seat on the couch.

“Thanks, the lease on my old one expired,” why did you tell him that? You took a seat next to him on the couch a few feet away. Neither of you were quite sure what to say now. “Seungmin told my friend that you…” you trailed off as your eyes landed on his wrist. Your hair tie occupying it just like one always did. “...kept my hair ties,” you whispered, tears beginning to glaze over your eyes.

“I never stopped wearing it,” Jiseok tells you as he moved closer to you on the couch. When you didn’t back away he tentatively grabbed one of your hands. “Seungmin said you kept my guitar picks,” tears glossed over his own eyes.

“There still in that little jar,” you sniffled, your free hand pointing towards your bedroom.

“I’m sorry,” he apologizes, pulling you into a hug with one hand cradling the back of your head. 

“I’m sorry too,” you also apologized, arms quick to wrap around his waist. Both of your tears finally slip from your eyes. You don’t know how long you guys sat there crying in each other's embrace, letting all your pain out. 

“I love you,” he declares after your tears have dried. “I never stopped and I don’t think I ever will,” he continued, pulling away from the embrace. Moving his hands to cup your face. “Please come back to me I don’t want to live without you anymore,” he finished, wiping your tear stained cheeks. 

“I love you too,” you reciprocate. “You don’t know how sad it made me to not find anymore of your picks laying around. I missed being with you so much it hurt,” you confessed.

“It hurt me too, I hated that I didn’t have any more of your hair ties to collect. I was always so happy whenever I found one,” he revealed.

“Finding your picks made me really happy too. I was so excited whenever I found a new one to add to the jar,” you stated.

“Then here,” Jiseok said before sticking a hand into his pocket and taking it out, throwing a bunch of guitar picks as he let go. “You can find them over the next couple of days now,”

You reached into your hair, pulling out the hair tie that was currently holding your hair.

“Here, you can add it to the other,” you said as you tossed it at Jiseok.

The guitar pick Jiseok left in your heart no longer ached, now strumming a happy melody on your heartstrings.Your hair tie around Jiseok’s heart no longer squeezed only surrounded it in a loving hug.The breadcrumbs you left one another lead you back together just like trails of breadcrumbs do.

#xdh imagines #xdh x reader #xdinary heroes #xdh #xdinary heroes imagines #xdinary heroes x reader #xh gaon #xh jiseok #gaon x reader #jiseok x reader

[muzzleroars]

Well shit your Fallen Angel Gabe art has me Intrigued. Damn. Also what's up with the golden cracks on his chest? Is that where the light was ripped from him, or something more ominous? :O

FALLEN GABRIEL MY BELOVED....here's some definitive thoughts on him that i largely came up with while designing him (it's long it's long im,,,,so sorry)!!

originally with that last piece, i just wanted to design a winter-themed take on gabriel's outfit but it quickly turned into developing on his new life as a fallen angel and how he might appear. gabriel's major sin, as it might be conceptualized in dante's divine comedy, would be treachery itself - the lowest layer of hell is judecca, representative of those who betray their lords and benefactors. however, i view him as a fallen angel rather than a complete demon, and so he is still granted a small amount of grace even after his sin. this is shown in the warmth his new clothing provides, insulating him from the dire freeze of treachery where he would be condemned and where he may wander the wastes freely unlike the sinners trapped there in ice. like i mentioned in a previous ask, gabriel sees the additions as a mockery of his old form however, the fur-lined armor and cape normally evoking images of the noble, but here they are entirely functional, animal-like and stripped of their more elegant connotations. his clothes also continue to be adorned with crosses, likely as a symbol of attempted forced repentance and what he has lost rather than a banner he carries.

physically, he has changed as well - the massive scarring on his chest is representative of his secondary sin, lust. again in the divine comedy, lust is viewed as wrongful love, love that is somehow detrimental but is consensual (if i recall correctly,,,,it's been a couple years since i read the comedy lol). gabriel's motivations and his actions are reduced here, his epiphany and his reasons for carrying out his treachery are complex, but he is struck in the chest and partially shattered with his betrayal blamed solely on his lust for v1. i kind of thought about it in terms of a REAL early gabe piece i did, that he had nails driven into his heart, but also with the idea of his body sort of "burning out" to resemble the embers of consumed wood. ALL this to say that his skin is brittle here, broken apart and easily damaged, so that he may feel sharp, nail-like pain in his heart whenever he's struck in the chest (the irony of his crimes against the people of lust and this punishment are not lost on him either).

i've talked about his wings a couple times too, BUT i've got a few more points on them - to reiterate what i said in the tags, his wings and halo are now a stark white that reflects no emotion (although....if i can be sappy for a sec...i think very pale flickers of his ecstasy colors can eventually light through them....OK!!!) while the verses that once lined them have turned to a blank black. i thought a lot about the colors tbh, but landed on black and white for both how sterile they feel and how pure white reflects the landscape of treachery while black represents the total absence of god's light in that circle (appropriate for literally blacking out gabriel's old verses). the crown of his halo is now heavy on his head and his wings are unbearable, so he often puts both of them away as it dulls the pain they cause. he can't indefinitely keep them in, so he allows them out when he can rest and where they might not be disturbed. he hates to feel them though, hates to see them for some time, how soulless they both are and, in the case of wings, how quickly they grow tattered when they're uncared for.

finally, he has lost his name - "gabriel" can no longer exist, not being a separate entity from god. however, he is not a demon either and so has no infernal name, instead left without his identity. it reflects the void now in himself, the hollow body as an abyss emptied of what has sustained him his entire existence. in so many ways, he feels now much more like the husks of hell, reborn into a body to reflect his sin. IF i can go on a bit of a tangent, i really like the idea of his resurrection taking place in the tomb of saint gabriel, where v1 has to fight him one last time...he can no longer fly or teleport, instead just incredibly brutal and absolutely not letting v1 get any air time bc it pisses him off lol the fight is largely to calm him down and he leaves with v1 after recollecting himself, but he very pointedly refuses to discuss anything about the tomb itself. he does tell v1 quite quickly that he's no longer gabriel, that he can have no ties to that identity, but it's hardly fazed by the news - from the beginning v1's thought that name messed a lot with his head and so has been calling him "gabe" or "gabi" basically since the moment they stopped being strictly enemies. like. it could recognize how important it was to him to be gabriel, but it wanted him to be himself too, so this was its compromise. gabriel was never super keen on it, but after his fall he's extraordinarily grateful he wasn't simply "gabriel" until the bitter end. it sort gives him an anchor identity while he figures out the rest...and begins to sort through the millennia of his previous existence

#i said i was gonna make a post but. i just dumped it all here instead!!! #i've been vaguely thinking about him for awhile now..... #but starting to draw ideas for treachery made me lose it!! #OH AND...his palette was heavily inspired by one of the concept arts ofc!! #specifically 13 on the sheet bc i knew i wanted white involved #OK i think that's all for now ty for listening to all this aaaa #cake answers #gabriel #rise and fall au

[fandomscraziness22]

ao3 wrapped asks: 3, 10, 11, 17, 18, 28, and 29!

ya know, i can always count on shelly to send a million of these lol i love you!

3. What work are you most proud of (regardless of kudos/hits)?

love came crashing in because it's literally my fav mini trope ever and i had so much fun writing it!!!! (it also is pretty high in kudos/hits but we'll ignore that for a sec) i think i wrote it well and did what i wanted to do with a fun prompt and also got to send @futurearchaeologyprof into squeaks and keysmashes from parts of it lol

10. What work was the quickest to write?

so lift your head, it ain't over yet for sure!!! basically i finished this *incredible* fic called that i had wings & i could fly by @alphacrone and then sat down and banged out a quick scene continuation because i couldn't help myself!

11. What work took you the longest to write?

i don't really know! i feel like most of my fics take similar times to write lol. so i'll go with i keep getting better at slowly getting worse, my harbor crest fic, just because i wanted to get it right!

17. Your favorite character to write this year?

either Lockwood or Caleb Michaels (but also Mark)

18. The character that gave you the most trouble writing this year?

uhhhhh maybe George? or Lockwood lol, but not really anyone in particular

28. Favorite work you wrote this year?

honestly i really do love harbor crest and love came crashing in, but i had a lot of fun dipping my toes into Leverage this year with i know where i belong!

29. Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

ohhh man i have no clue. let me go look. uhhh this is sad (but then again who is surprised) but it's from they don't talk about the freeze and i just love writing caleb in pain ahhhhh

His stupid psychology courses and years of therapy are useless right now. Because he’s in danger, his ex is in danger, his friends are in danger, and all he can do is stand there and watch while his brain dredges up emotions and thoughts from a dark November day four years ago. Because if he moves? If he unleashes the thing that slithers below his skin, the anger and fear and frustration and guilt he’s felt over the last year? If he lets himself hit someone, lets himself remember how good it feels in the moment to see that he can have an impact on someone, how the release is like nothing else he’s experienced? It’s never going to stop. He won’t be able to stop. And Caleb can’t…he just cannot let himself go there.

ao3 wrapped questions!

#my writing #thanks friend! #the bright sessions #tbs #caleb michaels #lockwood and co #locklyle #leverage

[bmblboop]

RWBY X Justice League... TWO!

Gonna do another liveblog while killing some time. Here goes!

-cut for length-

UHD is 480p? This movie has been out for two weeks and it's not 1080? I thought the first one was only that way bc I got it day-of!

Ugh, I wont get mad over it. The YT edition gave me trouble the last time too - let's just see how it goes.

Recap! Took me a minute to realize this is the Weiss vs Bruce music from the first movie - which is definitely the closest we've gotten to classic RWBY music.

"'Grimm' as in, "The Brothers"?" For half a second I thought she was referring to the Gods of Light and Dark but no as in the authors 'Brothers Grimm' because the DC universe is supposed to be Earth and fairytales are just fairytales here. Are they gonna lean more into the allusion aspect of RWBY et. al now that we have a world where Red Riding Hood and the others are just stories?

Jurassic Park moment with the Pterrorsaur. Except this time they can literally smell fear.

Epic Ruby moment vs the Taijitu (first time in Maya), love how creative the fights are.

Grimm on Earth turn to gunk? Hopefully it's just goo and not regeneration-goo (like the Wyvern 'Blood' in v3).

Ooh, when the Kilg%re/Goliath gets punched the cracks are yellow. Color scheme: red, white, black, yellow.

When I saw the flash of purple tailing Batman I thought TYRIAN!? Nope, it's just a Scorpion with a modified tail... suspiciously like Tyrian's. Guess Watts is involved after all.

Saw this preview clip, but ow. Weiss is still hurting from losing Atlas, and I honestly don't blame her. That was her home, and it's straight up gone. Glad to see this carry through from v9, as well as Ruby's post-renewal mindset.

Voice changer to keep the mystery voice a mystery.

Mmm Flash angst. Reminds me of v9 Jaune. Blond boys get no sleep.

Had to pause on Weiss' contacts screen and I love that shes got all her teammates, all her family, and Maria just, lurking. Lol

Clearly Maria has her own scroll but I do have to wonder how good she is at tech things given she has such a close-cropped image. Or maybe she doesn't give a shit XD.

Love love love that conversation with Klein, I love that this is the direction of Weiss' character arc and I love that daddy issues whammy of 'He abandoned Atlas long before it fell.' 'Do you mean Atlas, or your family?'

Time dilation double pun. The 'when you are needed most' line at the end of v9 and Weiss being the one saying 'we have experience with that' considering one of her glyphs is Time Dilation.

Blake breaking down the door feat. Yang's flirty wink.

XD Ruby entering the portal in style

We finally got a 'not in Kansas anymore' referenceeeee.

Oh, split up along Weiss/Blake and Yang/Ruby this time, glad to see it! Time for sisterly conflict.

Heh. Joker and Harley watching the city burn.

Oh now I see why Blake went to Gotham. Cat. Bat. "This is where he's from. I get it now."

The way Ruby just knew that she'd still be able to move like she did on Remnant. My girl. (Was worried for a sec she was gonna try to Silver Eyes it and that would fail)

"You learn not to question Flash's villain roster." That got a laugh out of me and I don't even know about Flash's lore.

Something about Weiss mentioning "Mr Freeze" while dressed as an Ice Princess is funny to me.

The particles on Blake and Jessica's fist bump :D

Aw man, it IS regeneration goop!

I guess 'consciousness is stored' is how we can get Watts in a post-v9 crossover. Technomagic stuff.

Weiss proving she's the queen.

Hope Cyborg isn't corrupted.

Love this Cobra/Dragonfly grimm. Clip it's wings!

'We need more firepower.' Enter Yang with an epic save.

Hold on, are Yang's flame punches the color of the lesbian flag?

Are we gonna a get a 'speedsters need to slow down' moral here? With Flash also rushing into danger and nearly getting killed?

Anyway, planning session time.

The truth revealed.

Honestly, 'no body no death' kinda applies here like we KNOW that Watts died either burning to death via Cinder's wish or when Atlas fell but he was surrounded by computers at the time as well. It could have literally been the last thing he ever did. (Or he did it during v7 since he already wormed his way into the Atlas network via Jacques).

Via Jacques. Man. Watts really is Weiss's personal villain.

The whole 'transferring consciousness' thing also reeks of the Aura Transfer machines used on the Maidens, but I always assumed that was Pietro's invention so he could give life to Penny. Maybe Watts stole or twisted the concept for his own use.

Yang seeing the Ruby in Flash mmmmm. The way he looks at her arm and asks 'what happened?' and Yang explains how she felt ooooooooo. Flash explaining that Kilgore is no longer in his brain but he hears and sees him all the time.

Blonde PTSD buddies WOOOO-

Meanwhile Ruby and Clark orphan bonding. Not entirely sure how Ruby will take the 'I make my parents proud for fighting for the things they died for'

Also given that some of Summer's first "lines" in the show was Red Like Roses Part 2 "baby please don't do what I did/I don't want you to waste your life in vain"

And on that somber note -break time!

#jl x rwby #rwby x justice league #rwby liveblog #jl x rwby part 2 spoilers

[n1kigirlfriend]

ENHYPEN BEING CAUGHT STARING AT YOU AT A MUSIC SHOW

Type-Fluff and comedy

Warnings-light swearing ,nothing else

heeseung-a thousand things rushing in his head. “Did I make it too obvious?” “Am I going to have a life after this?”

Yeah he’s on full panic mode

“Haha you like that girl don’t you?” Riki says

Hee just freezes

No actually freezes.

“Hyung?” Riki said

“Are you okay, are you having a heart attack ,do I need to call 911” (or whatever’s the korean emergency number is) ya really supportive

“You know I was joking right?”

“Of course” hee says coming back to life

Bro was on the verge to move to Canada or something

jay

Gets mad

“You’re planning your wedding with y/n, aren’t you?” jungwon (I had to put jungwon lol)

“You know we are meant to win a award for music not being in love” jungwon said

“YAHHH” jay said

“Let me live” jay said annoyed

And continues staring at you talking to your members while jungwon giggles at jay

jake

Doesn’t know what’s happening

“ENHYPEN WINS AGAIST KEP1ER!!!(sorry kep1er) the mc screams

All the enha boys go up except jake

Mans in a another planet thinking your beautiful smile

“jake!” jay hisses

And the camera man zooms on jake and his bigass smile

jay had to come down stage a drag jake’s ass up while the all the other groups including yours laughs at him

And doesn’t even stop staring at you until jay slaps him

“Jake, can you explain why you weren’t staring at y/n?” The mc says

“Uhhh I wasn’t I was looking for the members” jake laughs

“But we were next to you” sunoo says

And you were laughing so loud the mc the mic had to be turned up

“I think I need glasses” jake awkwardly said

And to this day it’s one of the most popular memes out there

sunghoon

Plays it cool

While giving his speech he was looking at a certain someone aka you

“Sooo can you explain why you looking at y/n sunghoon” jake said

And sunghoon just relises he’s on live tv so he lies

“I’m not looking at y/n,I’m looking in her eyes reflection so I can see how handsome I am while giving this amazing speech”

“Of course you wouldn’t know because no one is more handsome than me” sunghoon said snottyly

his ego is bigger than a buliding

sunoo

He’s not even going to try

“Who are you looking at sunoo?”

Sunoo just sighs and hides he’s face for the rest of they say

(sorry it’s short)

jungwon

Ahhhh leader won

“Y/n sunbae look at jungwon he’s in love, he needs you, he’s thinks your the most prettiest girl in the world ,(cuz you are) he’s going to ask you out say ok!!!” Heeseung exposes jungwon

Jungwon turns red and covers heeseungs mouth

“You going to expose me!” Jungwon hisses

“So it’s true you like y/n”

“Im telling everyone”

Heeseung giggles

“Uhhhh look ramen” jungwon nervously says

Wonnie is saved hee likes ramen

riki

*sigh* just read it

“Oh my gosh” sunoo yelped

“You are staring at y/n, you like love her!” sunoo excitingly says

“Just because I look at someone for one sec doesn’t mean I want to date them ,kiss them ,and live my entire life with” Riki says

“Yeah but you’ve been looking at y/n for 40 minutes straight”

“How do you know that?” Riki asked

“Unless you were looking at me and think I’m handsome!” riki exclaimed

“WHAT NO” sunoo yelled

“I knew it” “ I should be the visual” Riki said cocky

Sunoo has no words. Boy is speechless. Riki pulled the uno reverse card in him

~thank you for reading this is my first post btw~

•copyright• @je

#enhypen #enha fluff #enha jake #enha sunghoon #enha niki #enha sunoo #enha jay #enha heeseung #enha jungwon #ENHYPEN REACTION BEING CAUGHT STARING AT YOU

[cyrusstarchaser]

For the series asks: Kamen Rider Drive & Kamen Rider Saber :)

Sorry for the late reply, it took ages finding the ask game post lmao

Drive Fav Male has to be Chase. He's just so...Chase, ya know? Toku has taught me that I am weak to slightly sad purple robots. I don't know that this is actionable information but it is interesting that it happened twice.

Drive Fav Female I want to say Kiriko but the truth is it's Rinna, I fucking ADORE Rinna. What a great trope-y characer - crazy scientist lady who is slightly older then the main cast but acts/dresses like a highschool girl. What a fashion icon fr fr And her punching through the montage in the Revice crossover??? Chef's kiss baby.

Drive Fav Pairing OF COURSE it's Gou/Chase, but I want to take a sec and talk about how much I love Shinnosuke/Kiriko and Heart/Brain/Medic. Like first of all, Shinnosuke's Li Shang Bisexual "Oh shit I'm in love with Oh shit, I think he DOES actually like women and it's not just the writers pushing something!" As for the Roidmude trio I mean c'mon, they are perfect. Also like...queer poly rep, even if they are kinda toxic lmao

Drive Least Fav Character would probably have to be Freeze actually. I have a lot of problems with that story arc in general, Freeze seems like an unnecessary villain and it feels like the stuff with Shinnosuke's dad is just squeed in there :/

Who's Most Like Me ...Gou(derogatory) I can fit so much projection on that secondary Rider hoo boy.

Most Attractive Chase

Three More Characters I Like would be Honganji Jun, Brain and every single Shift Car

Saber Fav Male has to be Ren, I feel SO BAD for him throughout Saber. Like yeah, Touma and Kento are GOING THROUGH IT, but Ren is just a kid and there's no one there for him cause everyone else is grieving - poor kid slips through the cracks.

Saber Fav Fema- MEI!! IT'S MEI! HOLY SHIT I LOVE MEI!! She's just an actual ray of sunshine??? I adore everything about her

Fav Pairing It would be a lie if I said Kento/Touma, because the truth is I am weak for kaijin/human pairings so I have to say Ren/Desat. I love that despite their slightly hostile vibe they really care about each other in a way no one else has before.

Least Fav Character would have to be Yuri I suppose. I would say Saber's only flaw is having too many characters, and by the time Yuri shows up there's almost not enough screen time to go around as is. So it's not Yuri's fault, per se lol

Who's Most Like Me? In Saber that's a hard one. I would probably have to say Kento, especially post resurrection where he, in a way, has to learn how to be hopeful again.

Most Attractive Rintaro probably. He's kind and calm and caring.

Three More Characters that I Like would be Reika, Touma and Tassel

#yay ask game! #I hope I didn't say too much I could go on and on about these two series tbh

[oswaldsleftbicep]

Helloooo,

Do you think the demons would be confused and angry when their Mc calls them 'Angel' as a pet name? If you do, could you write a small scenario for those??

Bye bye 👋🏻

how the demons react when their gn!so calls them angel

this is so funny snjkflsd also sorry for being not active, i've been super duper busy and burned out

genre: crack, fluff

cw: slight language; blood, injuries, and slight angst in oswald's part

Lucia

❧ it catches him offguard at first, especially since y'all were having a cute little moment like cuddling in bed for a midafternoon nap and the warm sun is shining through the window, touching everything with a soft golden hue

❧ everything was so peaceful and serene but when you brushed your hand through his hair and commented "you look like an angel, luci" he jolted lmaoo

❧ his immediate thought was "is my hair turning white??" but then he remembers that "angel" is a pretty common pet name, especially in your world

❧ so like he understands what you meant and the intention behind your term of endearment, but at the same time he's like "??? why is angel a compliments?? aren't demons pretty too??"

❧ mans is conflicted: part of him wants to melt at your words, another part is annoyed at the word association, and a slightly bigger part wants to get back at you for using that particular term

❧ guess which part wins?

❧ so you notice that he's been kinda quiet since you've said that to him, so you turn down to look at his face to gauge his reaction only to see that this man has pulled the most disgusted look possible kinda like saiki k's annoyed face ajsfkb

❧ now you're like "huh?? what's that look for??" but his only response is wiggling out of your arms and turning over with a "hmph" so his back is facing you

❧ part of you wants to laugh at his little pouting episode but a bigger part of you is worried that he's like actually upset about something; i mean the two of you were just fine mere seconds ago!

❧ so you scoot over to him and grab onto his shoulder to try and turn him around but the guy just isn't budging, so you're just kinda left shaking him like "babeee what did i dooo :(("

❧ you eventually ask him if it was something you said, to which he scoffs, so you know you're on the right track and you start to think about what you could've said, or how you said something, that made him get like this

❧ it finally clicks that he might've gotten offended by you calling him an angel, so you cautiously ask if that's what got him upset

❧ he's quiet for a moment before he turns around suddenly, flopping himself on top of you, and whines about the audacity you had comparing him to the likes of that pretentious asshat mikael and how you scared him into thinking he was starting to show grey hairs

❧ the only reason you can tell he isn't actually upset is because he doesn't act this childlike when he's truly upset about something, so you just roll your eyes and groan, trying to roll him off of you

❧ he eventually shuts up and lifts his head to look you in the eye once more, so you take this as your chance to speak; "you had me worried there for a sec, i thought i offended you or made you mad" "did you not hear me? i am offended. angels are not as gorgeous as i am!" "lucia, you know what i meant >:("

❧ so pretty much, he's not upset or mad that you called him that; in some ways he's quite flattered cuz he knows the reputations and portrayals of angels and demons in your world, but he'd still rather you not call him that lol

Levy

❧ you were helping him rearrange some books in the library since some of them ended up out of order

❧ you were working on refilling one shelf but you were on a ladder and didn't feel like climbing back down to grab the books you needed, so what better choice than to ask your loving partner for help!!

❧ he was standing probaby five feet from you, so you call out to him, "hey, could you hand me those books, angel?"

❧ you see him freeze for a second before he turns his head toward you, looking utterly confused, saying, "huh? what did you just say??"

❧ you laugh a bit, there's no way he didn't hear you, he was practically standing right next to you, so you respond, "did you not hear me? i asked if you could hand me those books?" "no, not that, i understood that; what was the other thing you just said?"

❧ you have to stop and think for a second, did you just say anything else? were you thinking something that accidentally slipped out?

❧ he sees you don't know what he's referring to, so he decides to help you out: "what did you call me just now?" "hm? oh that? what was it... angel? yeah that was it"

❧ so he heard correctly. he just needs to process how he feels about it lol, pretty much he's just standing there with a serious, contemplative look on his face

❧ he stands in that one spot thinking for a solid two minutes before you have to snap him out of it, worried that he's having a crisis he is

❧ you climb down the ladder, walk toward him, and place one hand on his shoulder and the other one cupping his face

❧ he snaps out of it then and his face pretty much immediately turns red for a number of reasons: he's flustered by the physical contact and the fact you used a term of endearment, he's embarassed he took this long to process and respond, he's confused about the word you just used and if it was really one of endearment or if you were insulting him somehow

❧ he takes a sharp breath in before breaking away from your touch, simply stating "i don't like that, please don't refer to me as such" before heading up the ladder to finish your job for you, only he has you hand him the books

❧ he doesn't like "angel" as a pet name lol it makes him so confused and angry cuz he's so confused, like he wants to like it but he's got too many conflicting thoughts about it

Mefy

❧ he was showing you some new magic tricks he learned, nothing too special, just some pretty illusion type stuff

❧ he thought it was best to wait until it was dark outside so the glow of the magic would be that much stronger

❧ so he takes you outside to that little open field in the woods, it's a nice night out, warm enough to be comfortable without a jacket and there's a light breeze to make your hair and clothes flow, and the sky is perfectly clear so you can see all of the stars and the moon light up the sky and your surroundings

❧ he stands a few feet in front of you and asks if you're ready, and when you nod yes he takes a slow, deep breath in and begins mumbling some words under his breath, obviously concentrating very hard on making this spell perfect

❧ after a few seconds you see what this spell does: around the two of you dances several small, glowing orbs, resembling a combination of snow and the stars

❧ it's like he brought the heavens down to earth just for the two of you to be surrounded in its light, and when you shift your focus back to him you see him already staring back at you with a soft smile, eyes lit up with the hope to please you, hair and night shirt blowing softly in the wind, features lit up by that heavenly glow

❧ and you can't help but think, "my pretty angel"

❧ cue instant look of disgust on his face; turns out you said that out loud oops

❧ you immediately try to backtrack on your words, desperately explaining how everything around you just reminded you of a human portrayal of heaven and how in the middle of it all he looked so ethereal that you couldn't help but compare him to an angel

❧ it doesn't work, he's still bitter lmao

❧ he knows you meant that he just reminded you of a human concept of an angel, but he can't help but think you meant his magic reminded you of an angel's magic and his thoughts were like "i'm better than like all of the angels at the academy, and even mikael is no match for me, wtf do you mean i'm an angel??"

❧ the magic show ends shortly after cuz he got distracted and couldn't focus on keeping up the illusion and now the two of you are just awkwardly standing there in the dark

❧ he's the first to break the silence cuz he can practically feel your anxiousness, and he reassures you that he knows what you meant but firmly asks that you refrain from calling him "angel" again

❧ he's not mad at you, he just gets bitter at the thought of being compared to the angels, whether intentional or otherwise; he wants to feel special and superior lol

Oswald

❧ he had just gotten back from a mission kaim sent him on and he had a few injuries in addition to being completely exhausted

❧ so as soon as he stepped foot back into the cabin, you sat him down on the bed, grabbed the little first aid kit, and got to work

❧ he looked to be in a bit of discomfort due to his injuries, but when you started to clean the blood off of his skin and disinfect the wounds, his body slid down the wall the bed was pushed up against, completely relieved

❧ you made quick work cleaning and wrapping up his injuries, and as soon as you were done you turned to put the first aid kit away and grab him a glass of water

❧ when you turned back toward him, you took a quick second to admire how he looked in this moment; despite the fact that he was injured and absolutely beat from the mission, his face looked so relaxed and he radiated the relief and peace he felt finally being home with you

❧ you shook yourself out of your trance and made your way over to his bedside to give him his water

❧ "here you go, angel. would you like me to mix some medicine with tea to help with any pain?"

❧ you saw how he flinched at your statement and assumed that meant he was reminded that he, in fact, was in quite a bit of pain, so you immediately turned to set the kettle to boil and mix the herbs together

❧ the next few minutes go by in silence, only the sound of the fire under the kettle and the water beginning to boil filling the small home

❧ you pour the water over the clump of medicinal herbs at the bottom of an old tea cup, mix it all together, and blow on it a couple times to cool it down before walking it over to oswald

❧ he takes the cup and saucer and sets it down gently on his lap, staring down into the cup before quietly saying, "i'm no angel"

❧ you barely heard what he said and hummed in confusion, prompting him to repeat what he just said. "you called me angel. i'm no angel," he hesitated a bit before continuing, "not with the things i've done"

❧ you stand there and blink in shock, absorbing what he just revealed to you. you hadn't meant anything by the pet name, it was just something you heard a lot back in your old world and it must've just slipped out

❧ you bring your focus back to the present when you see how his grip tightens a bit around the tea cup and his face contorts a bit to show the anger he holds at himself and the things he's had to do because of who he is, and you immediately go to his side to comfort him

❧ you cup your hands against his cheeks and gently turn his head so that he's looking at you. you can see the pain and anger in his eyes, but some of it melts away as soon as he processes you in his line of vision

❧ you explain to him that the term just slipped out, that you hadn't meant anything by it other than expressing your love, concern, and care for him, and that you never intended to make him upset by saying it

❧ "i know you've done things that you aren't proud of, but i want you to know none of that matters to me. you'll always be mine, the love of my life, and i'll never look down at you or judge you for what you've had to do against your will."

❧ he keeps eye contact with you the entire time you speak, even though he wants to look away, initially in shame but later because the love and care he feels is almost too much for him to handle

❧ so when you're done reassuring him and you know he knows you'll always adore him, he looks at you with glassy eyes, whispers out a shaky "okay," and turns his head a bit to kiss the palm of your hand that cradles his face so gently

❧ he doesn't hate the term, he just doesn't think he deserves it

Kaim

❧ you were helping him tidy up by organizing and polishing the silverware, separating the different sets and then grouping each type of utensil

❧ the two of you were sat opposite of each other at a table in a spare, mostly unused room so that your mess would be out of the way

❧ kaim was working on getting one set of utensils complete so they could be put away, but he was missing just one pesky dessert spoon

❧ he quickly scanned the table before he spotted it in your pile of unsorted silerware and called your name to grab your attention, to which you replied quickly with a "yes, angel?"

❧ he paused for just a beat, caught completely offguard by your response, before he gave his reply: "no"

❧ how could you call him an angel?? he most certainly doesn't look like one; all of the angels have light hair and light colored clothes, he's practically the exact opposite!

❧ his response caught your attention and you quickly lift your head to look at him in confusion. "no? no what??" you thought you were doing something wrong with your work. had you been polishing the silver the wrong way?? did you put a fork in the wrong set??

❧ "you called me 'angel.' don't." is all he says to you before changing the subject and asking you to hand him the spoon he was looking for

❧ you hand it to him, still confused as to what just happened. had you called him angel? you were too in the zone with your polishing and organizing to realize what had just come out of your mouth

❧ you try bringing it up to him after he sets the missing spoon in its pile. "i don't think that term suits me; do i look like an angel?" he replies, kinda sassy ngl

❧ he looks over at you to see if you've given up on getting an actual answer out of him, and when he confirms you haven't, he sighs and tries again: "i don't care much for it... 'angel' just doesn't suit me and i'd prefer you use something else if you wish to give me a term of endearment"

❧ you nod silently, content at his answer, and get back to polishing and sorting, lost in the process once again only this time you're brainstorming new pet names to give him >:)

#my. hcs #i really showed my oswald favoritism huh #also i feel like i always write too little for kaim ughhhghgh #nightmare harem #nightmare harem hcs #nightmare harem lucia #nightmare harem levy #nightmare harem mefy #nightmare harem oswald #nightmare harem kaim #otome games

[lonespektr]

Sept 30th Day 14 Who invited them?

I will say the house from the trailer looks like the vibe from the house the invitation, in the hills, older fancy fish bowl terrible wack parking long chunky steps out front

But as soon as the film started.. it's a diff house

Ok y'all my Internet is being cute, third restart

Canyon Heights

Kid is having a night mare

Creeper stalker in an unmarked vehicle spotted

There's a materialistic fame spouse and a pragmatic spouse

And also fake friends

Brooke is me

The most scary aspect right now is how cringe and pathetic the guy is that's like are you impressed

They established the kid is out

Sexy funeral couple omg that's their label

Obligatory Title drop

The only real friends appear to be the ones who just hit something with their car

Ok my main attraction to this film is the concept of parties in general i am always weirded out when people just invite people into your house like big parties it's like who the fuck just comes to a strangers house

Strangers you meet at parties are for events not personal dwellings

Sexy funeral couple lied and said they were the neighbors and used transparent flattery and social climbing shit

And now they are developing small boundary violations to test the waters plus plying them with drugs and alcohol

My favorite other concept is WASPY culture of being polite far past when it's safe / past common sense

Never speak the truth the only woc is the only one telling the truth and the environment is attacking her for it til she gets wasted as she's been annoyed all night and appears annoyed by the entire move because she's pragmatic and they are overextended, like every american family

Here's the house lore

Double homicide spouses who had children

Obvs guess is that slick couple isn't a a couple they are brother and sister the children of the murdered spouses who apparently just stayed with the bodies for two weeks until the help can't round one day and called the cops

Shes testing with the classic negging dating tactics of "impress me i'm cooler than you"

Internet *shakes fist*

The tension build is good so far

The set design is decent enough

The writing is smooth in that drop this fucked up thing and walk away - which i love

😬😬😬😬

It's freezing 🥶🥶

My personal opinion but some of my fav writing is when the character tells you the truth but it's such a non sequitur and something people would never say that the WASP culture just takes hold and ppl go nm and later they do it and they go 😮

Well this woman is doing homework, they f'd up part is they are clearly excellent liars and scammers but they are poorly lying on purpose in order to appear embarrassed and at a disadvantage

When is the gun club reference going to come into use

Oh now

They are pushing on the sec boundary a lot but that doesn't negate my angle unfortunately...yet

That supposed to be a coyote ? Is she headed with the kid or just to get the monkey

Neal fucking sucks, she's still the only truth teller - the non white

They just came up against a hard boundary and the lady pushed with a why not

Woc is game douche cannoe white guy is condescendingly not

FUCK INTERNET

Dammit

This is especially wack because this is a tension builder film so everytime the Internet goes it breaks up the tension

Wish i could give you an accurate tension read folks

Lol they put dead (calling it a hamster) in her drink

It looked like a guinea pig

"having a sex thing" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The next phenomenon is like the sunk costs where they have already let these people push past their boundaries so to justify that previous behavior they have to keep going

And just the universal awkwardness of how do i get people to leave my home when we want to go to bed

"i didn't want them to think i was lame"

There it is

Another red line.

They are both pushing the bedtime...with food? Interesting choi-

OMG INTERNET

I logged out n back n like a heathen to no effect

Another reboot

They both reinforced the boundary and so the sexy funeral pair switch tactics to making the couple fight each other again with the secrets that mined.

It's over halfway through if it goes again it's the weekend and i will pick it up tomorrow

"Home invasion" mention

Oy oy oy folks it's almost over

Dude why do you have to exacerbate everything

Lols they are giving the murder details

They finally said it "you two need to go"

They are fully teasing

Lol the count of ten

What a coward move i mean it's an attempt to change the scenery but in the worst way possible

Dropped the G word

And then they set up a weak stage verification of the neighborhood

One more drink then the kidding

Rutabaga

The marital tension of "I want my man to be strong" is a little played but it's not the main push

I was right whooo 🎉🎉

It is a direct attack on the waspy culture of silence because the kids are (now grown)

Are not alright because the parents were abusers

The added gut punch is

The neighbors WILL ABSOLUTELY leave a tacky ass noise complaint in a shitty passive aggressive note will call the police about noise but not

Real kids in danger being abused

Mom trying to go rambo but really drunk high coked-out

There's the gun club

Fucking ha!!! Wrong one

Sold the house/ for a bigger house

No??

Actual hamster

Taking psycho killers advice/ flowers for no reason

New house jitters

They kinda did end with the kid though that the kids might mares were probably just a manifestation his stresses of their shitty het marriage

Umm that was an interesting ending

#spooky 22 watch #who invited them #day 14

[peakyswift]

seeing blind

tommy x reader

SUMMARY you and tommy have always been best friends and nothing more. but when he sees you sparking interest in another man, he realises that perhaps he have been wrong about his feelings for you all this time

REQUEST “I was thinking of like Tommy and reader where reader has unrequited love, and they both know about it, but has always been by his side no matter what and then one day Tommy sees reader flirting and is like “wait a sec, they’re mine, what’s going on here”

WARNINGS angst, tiny bit of fluff, cheating (sort of ??)

WORD COUNT 2,055

A/N I kept picturing the man that y/n was flirting with as Count Alexei Vronsky from Anna Karenina (2012) so that’s how i described him lol. I low-key wanted her to end up with him🙈

You were sat in front of your vanity, fixing the last details of your hair and makeup. Tonight was a big night for Shelby Company Ltd. You truly didn’t feel like partying, but you wanted to support your friend, Tommy. So here you were, getting ready to speak to important people about not so important things that didn’t interest you.

You got up from your seat and went to the full length mirror to get a proper look at yourself. The lilac silk dress embraced your curves perfectly and yet, you still felt unsure and uncomfortable in your skin.

You hugged your stomach with shaky hands and sighed.

There was another reason you felt extra self conscious tonight. Tommy was bringing Lizzie as a date and your heart squeezed just thinking about it. Thinking about her with him. It was even worse that Tommy knew how much you disliked her.

It wasn’t a secret you had always been fond of Tommy, even more than he was of you. To him you were just his best childhood friend, and nothing more.

The two of you had stuck together through everything. You had been by his side when he had nothing, you had been there for him when Grace died and now you were there for him when he was going into politics.

And even if your heart broke in million pieces when you saw another woman receiving the love and attention you so desperately craved, you still stayed. He was after all your best friend and a silly crush shouldn’t destroy the special bond you had.

Deep down you always knew it wasn’t just a silly crush but something stronger, something you didn’t even dare think about. Seeing it as a small crush made all of Tommy’s jokingly flirting easier to bare and easier to pass of as joke.

He had a habit of flirting with you as a joke. Teasing you with your affection of him. He would kiss you cheek or wink at you or even let his hands linger on your waist for a moment too long after hugging you. And every time your stomach would fill with butterflies and your heart would drop.

The sound of a car honking shook you out of your thoughts.

You quickly put on your fur coat and grabbed your bag. You took a quick glance at yourself in the hallway mirror before opening the door and walking out, into the freezing autumn air.

Tommy had sent one of the companies Bentleys to pick you up. You couldn’t help but let out a laugh at it. Your Tommy, poor Tommy from Small Heath was sending fucking Bentleys to pick up his friends.

When you arrived at Arrow House it was around eight thirty. Even from outside you could hear the laughing and chattering that was happening inside.

You took a deep breath and painted on the most convincing fake smile you could manage before entering the house. A maid stood ready to take your coat and a waiter offered you a glass of champagne which you gladly took.

You sipped on your drink as you walked into to big room where the event took place. Your eyes immediately found Tommy and… Lizzie, arms linked together. They were talking to what looked like some important people, and Lizzie was laughing at everything Tommy said. He wasn’t even that funny. You sighed with annoyance and went to look for Polly instead. She had always loved you, and had taken you under her wings when you still a little girl.

You found her by the bar, drinking a glass of champagne and observing the crowd. “Y/n” she said with a big smile and opened her arms. You embraced her. The smell of her perfume made you instantly felt safe.

“How are you love?” she asked and pulled from the hug.

“I’m good” You lied and took a big swig from your glass.

She lifted an eyebrow at you and shook her head. “None of that! What’s going on?” she placed her hand on your arm. Polly could tell from a mile away if something was wrong and it was essentially pointless to try and lie to her.

“It’s just Tommy” you shrugged. Polly gave you a sympathetic look and rubbed your arm.

“He’s not worth your troubles dear” She lifted her glass and nodded at you to do the same. You smiled halfhearted at her and drank.

“Oh! Ada is here. I’m just gonna go and say hello” Polly said. She kissed your cheek and left you. Now you were standing by the bar, alone and forcing yourself not look in Tommy’s direction.

You felt so awkward and out of place, and you kept staring at your feet, trying your hardest to avoid conversation.

“Not having fun?” the unfamiliar voice made you look up. A man stood before you.

He was beautiful. A head of blond curls, piercing blue eyes and a moustache. You swallowed and looked around. Was he talking to you?

He lifted an eyebrow at you and smirked when you didn’t respond. You mentally faced palmed yourself for already acting a fool.

“It’s not really my crowd” You finally answered and gave him a shy smile.“Me neither” the man said and took a swig of his whiskey.

“I’m William Ripley” he extended his hand.

“I’m y/n, y/l/n” you placed your hand in his. He lifted your hand to his mouth and placed a kiss on your knuckles. Your face flushed, not used to being flirted with other than Tommy’s teasing. You prayed that William didn’t notice your flustered state.

“Pleasure to meet you Mr. Ripley”.

“Pleasures all mine. And please, call me William” he beamed at you.

You nodded at him, too flustered to say anything, and went to take a sip of champagne, only to find the glass was empty. William noticed too and offered to get you another one.

You couldn’t help but smile like an idiot as he went to get you both a fresh drink. It felt good to finally have a man be interested in you.

“What’s so funny eh?” Tommy’s voice swiftly wiped the smile from your face.

“Nothing” you muttered.

“I haven’t seen you all night” he said.

You rolled your eyes. “Probably cause you’ve been busy showing off your new girlfriend”. Tommy only chuckled at your comment.

“Are you jealous y/n? eh?” he teased. You looked at him and pursed your lips. “No Tom, i am not”.

“Good. Just checking” he winked at you, and like always your inside twisted with butterflies. It made you mad that he had that affect on you.

“I’m gonna leave you to it then” Tommy said. You sighed deeply, but before you could properly start sulking William came back. He gave you one of the two glasses he was holding. You took a big swig of your glass, just wanting to forget your interaction with Tommy.

“You okay?” William laughed and placed a hand on your shoulder. The touch made you skin tingle.

“Yeah, i’m fine” you assured him.

“I’m glad” he said simply and caressed your arm before lightning a cigarette.

As the night went on you kept talking with William. It was easy speaking to him. He was funny, charming and painfully handsome. Still, you couldn’t help but glance in Tommy’s direction every once in a while. He didn’t look at you though. Why would he? He was busy showing Lizzie off and talking business with respected men.

At least that’s what you thought.

In reality Tommy couldn’t stop thinking about you… and that man you were talking to.

He didn’t know why it bothering him so much to see you flirt with someone else. It kept nagging at the back of his head. The sight of you giggling at the man’s jokes made his blood boil and the sight of the stranger stealing small touches made Tommy clench his jaw.

But what really sent him over the edge was seeing you and the man leave the room, to god knows where. Tommy excused himself from the the small circle of people he was talking to and began walking after you and William.

You of course, had no clue that Tommy was following after you. You were on your way out to get some fresh air and a cigarette.

When you stepped out, William pulled out a pack of cigarettes and offered you one. You accepted it and let him light it for you. The cold weather made you shiver.

“Do you want my jacket?” William asked sweetly, already taking it off before you could even answer.

“She’s fine”.

Tommy’s stern tone made both William and you turn your head towards the door. William furrowed his brows and gave you a confused side glance. You smiled apologetic at him before looking back at Tommy.

“Tommy leave it” you hissed. He ignored you and firmly took ahold of your wrist, dragging you with him back to the house.

“Tommy stop it! what are you doing?” you shouted and burrowed your heel into the ground to stop him from dragging you further. Unfortunately Tommy was much stronger than you.

“Leave her alone” William protested and ran to you. He must not have known who Tommy was because he began pushing him. Your stomach dropped as Tommy let go of your wrist and took ahold of Williams collar.

“Stop it Tom!” you whined.

You had never seen him look so angry, his face turned crimson and veins popped out from his neck. It was terrifying.

“You leave her alone you hear me?” Tommy shouted in Williams face. Poor William looked absolutely petrified, and your eyes welled up with tears.

“Tommy for god’s sake stop it”. Your screaming made Tommy drop William from his grip, who quickly ran back back into the house.

You shook your head at Tommy and began walking to the door, too angry to be in the presence of him.

“Y/n, wait” Tommy yelled after you.

“Leave me alone” you said harshly.

“No! let me explain” he pleaded.

You were shaking with anger. Finally you had found someone who was actually interested in you and of course Tommy had to fuck it up. You spun around to face Tommy and clenched your fists.

“Explain what? that you’re fucking psycho? huh? He was being nice to me and i actually really like him” you spat.

“Y/n please don’t say that” his voice broke at the end and a pang of guilt went through you.

“No just.. y/n for fuck’s sake” he stammered. “Just drop it Tom” you turned around again and opened the door.

“Y/n for fuck’s i love you!” Tommy yelled. You froze and felt your heart skip a beat. Your hand left the doorknob and you turned to face him.

“What? what did you say?” you asked, suddenly feeling dizzy.

“I fucking love you”. His eyes locked with yours and his face softened. You couldn’t believe the words coming out of his mouth.

“Why didn’t you say? you knew how i felt about you. Why didn’t you tell me Tom?” you whispered and bit your lip, trying your best to hold your tears back.

“Because i didn’t know…” He dropped his head and took a shaky breath.

“I didn’t realise until i saw you with him” he confessed. You couldn’t hold your tears in anymore. Warm drops rolled down your cheeks. Tommy walked to you, he cupped your face and wiped your tears with the pads of him thumbs.

“I’m sorry y/n”.

“Please say something” his voice was filled with desperation.

“I don’t know what to say Tom”. You felt so overwhelmed. He was still cupping your face and tracing gentle circles on your cheeks.

“Can i kiss you?”

You knew it was probably a bad idea but you couldn’t help but nod. Softly Tommy pressed his lips to yours and time stood still for a moment.

You had long forgotten about the cold and William. All you could think about was Tommy and the taste of smoke and whiskey on his tongue.

He broke the kiss. “I really fucking love you y/n and i’m really fucking sorry for everything” he murmured against your lips.

“I really fucking love you too, Tom. Even when you’re being stupid” You giggled and kissed him again.

#tommy shelby #tommy shelby x reader #tommy shelby fanfic #tommy shelby imagine #tommy shelby angst #tommy shelby fluff #peaky blinders #peaky blinder imagine #peaky blinders fanfic #thomas shelby #thomas shelby fanfic #thomas shelby imagine #writing #fanfic #mae writings

[lelly-belly]

What’s that? Someone named Lelly asked for asks? I got ur back b. A hero x villain story where Villain is an amazing cook and a sick, tired and overworked Hero shows up- not to pick a fight but simply for some good home cooking. :D

Oh my god I love your Villain x Hero work, thank you for the ask!!! Also, sorry it took forever, I wrote this once and hated it so I rewrote it lol (also its not edited :D)

Villain sang to themselves in a low voice as they made their dinner. It was stew tonight: a family recipe they’d been given by their parents. It never ceased to warm them up when the air outside got cold, and Villain decided that, on winter nights like these, when the snow fell harshly and the wind blew roughly, stew was the best. No evil planning tonight, either. Just Villain, their stew, and a Netflix series they’d been meaning to catch up on. The perfect combination. 

Villain had just sat down on the couch with their bowl of stew when the doorbell rang. It called shrilly into Villain’s calm home. They checked the time. 11:30. They looked out the window in their living room. It was pitch black outside, the snow falling even faster than before. The wind howled through the trees that dotted their backyard, whispering promises of the blizzard continuing through the night. Villain shivered at the thought, glad they hadn’t planned anything for tomorrow. Surely no one was out at this time of night, right? Especially when it was so cold. It must just be an animal or something. Maybe even the wind was triggering the bell. 

Villain relaxed and was about to press play on their show when the doorbell rang again. This time, though, there was also knocking on their front door. Villain stiffened. Okay, maybe it wasn’t the wind after all. Villain remained still, listening intently for any other signs of life at their door. They didn’t hear anything but the wind howling. 

Villain’s mind began to race through endless possibilities. What if it was a stalker? Or a creepy fan? Or a murderer? Or— wait a second. Weren’t they a villain? Weren’t they this city’s most terrifying villain, who made even the greatest heroes tremble before them? 

Of course they were! They weren’t afraid of some weirdo at their door, they were Villain! They set their stew on the side table, got off their nice and warm spot on the couch, and marched to the door. One deep, shaky breath later, and they wrenched the door open. 

“I’M THE STRONGEST IN THE CITY—GO AWAY!” they shouted before even registering who was at their door. 

“Uh, hi,” Hero said from where they stood on the doorstep, shivering from the wind. 

“Oh, it's just you,” Villain said, heat creeping up their face. “I, uh, well…” Hero smiled weakly, hugging their uncovered arms to their chest. Hold up. Uncovered? Villain looked Hero up and down. “What the actual Hell are you wearing?” Villain asked, astonished. Hero was standing in the middle of a blizzard in snow boots, a hat, pajama shorts, and a tank top with the words ‘I’m too hot for you’ printed on it in bold block letters. “And how are you not dead yet?” Hero tried to respond, but their answer was covered by a large sneeze. Villain sighed and grabbed Hero’s wrist, yanking them inside. 

Villain shut the door and led Hero into the living room. “Holy shit, just...just sit there for a sec,” they said, pointing to the couch. “Don't move. I’ll be right back.” Villain rushed through their house to the bathroom closet, frantically grabbing towels and blankets and picking up whatever clothes they could. 

They brought it all back to Hero, wrapping them up in a cocoon of warmth, trying to figure out how to put gloves on Hero’s clenched fists without hurting them. When they gave up on that, they felt Hero’s face and neck, each freezing cold. “God, why were you even out there in the cold?” 

“...they shut my heat off…” Hero responded, curling up on the couch as feeling somewhat returned to their limbs. “Had to leave.” 

“And you didn’t think to put on a coat? Or call me? Or anything?” Hero shrugged. 

“I don’t have a coat, and if I called you, you would’ve shooed me away. Plus I wanted your food.” Before Villain could stop them, Hero lunged for the stew, uncurled their freezing hands, and pulled the bowl into their lap. Villain gasped, glaring at them. 

“Are you five years old?” Hero giggled and stuck their tongue out at Villain, before shoving the now room temperature stew into their mouth. They moaned in approval at the taste of the stew, sinking deeper into the couch. 

“Now this is good shit,” Hero mumbled, shoveling more stew into their mouth. “I’ll stand outside for hours if this is what I get for it.” Villain rolled their eyes. 

“Flattery gets you nowhere, Hero.” Hero smirked. 

“I highly doubt that.” Villain rolled their eyes again. 

“It would help your case if you hadn't shown up on my doorstep in pajamas, half freezing to death.” 

“But you let me in, didn't you?” Villain just put their head in their hands and sighed, while Hero laughed and finished the bowl of stew.

#look i tried #honestly i loved this prompt #and want to write it again lol #writing #when im sick i make stew #it makes everything better #fight me #snow #blizzard #Heroes and Villains #whump? #hero x villain #hero whump #lellybelly writing

[noaltbruh]

y-yandere Ghiaccio with female reader?👁👁

Oh, I don't usually write for La squadra....

BUUUUUUUUUUT I WILL GLADLY MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR YOU ^^ and because he's my favourite minor villain in the entire show, but don't tell anyone.

TW: Mention of physical and emotional abuse.

Yandere Ghiaccio x female reader hcs

-While of course, one of the main traits of yanderes is to be overprotective of their darling, Ghiaccio shows this behavior even more than the average one. He doesn't bother trying to hide his obsession for you, and no, he won't in any way try to sugarcoat it. (Sorry :( )

If you try to disobey him, either two things will happen. He'll lock you inside your room and freeze every possible exit to put you in time out, but since he still 'loves' you, he'll let you have something to entertain yourself with.

Now, if you've been REALLY bad, let's say, trying to run away from him, he'll use White album to freeze parts of your body, stopping you from leaving him. And get ready to listen to another one of his angry rants and monologues in which he tells you why he loves you so much, and why you're being a fool trying to escape.

Also, if you try go talk back, he'll probably either freeze your mouth too, or slap you until you don't shut up.

He is j-e-a-l-o-u-s, you heard me? Every time you go outside, there's a 90% possibility that he's with you, or he's spying you from afar. He absolutely won't hesitate to cuss the living hell out of whoever is looking in your direction. You're kinda used to it by now, so you don't even try to stop him lol.

He's okay with leaving you around most members of La Squadra. Risotto and Prosciutto know better than to even think about making a move on you, Gelato and Sorbetto are dating, and Pesci...He's Pesci, c'mon.

There's no way in the entire universe he's ever letting you hang out with Formaggio, Illuso or Melone though.

If you've had a bad day, and you've been behaving well, he'll bring you ice skating. If you don't know how to skate, he'll gladly teach you, and hold your hands suuuuper tight (maybe a bit too much) to make sure you won't trip.

Even after you learn he still insists on holding your hand lmao.

If you ever were to neglect yourself, either because of the situation with him, or because you're just feeling down, he'll angrily lecture you about why you shouldn't under any circumstances keep up with this behavior.

"How many damn times do I have to tell you?! SEI BELLISSIMA, CAZZO, you have to stop acting like it's nothing and take care of yourself! And then you have the courage to ask me why you belong to me, can't you see le condizioni di merda you end up in if I'm not here?!"

He's probably brushing your hair while spouting all this.

You like to steal his glasses while he's asleep or in the shower, he gets super annoyed by it, but he lets you keep them for a while because you seem to be having fun. He can't see anything without them though, so he has no clue of how you look like with those things on.

After an argument, or another failed attempt at escaping, he refuses to leave or give you time to cool off (lol-), his only objective is to go back to you smiling as soon as possible, even if you just want to be alone and seeing him only pisses you off even more.

Since this takes place in a 'everyone survives' scenario, I think that after the events of Vento Aureo, Giorno made sure to pay La Squadra properly for their missions, which means that they have access to a lot of money now. Do you know what that means? More presents for you, obviously ヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉ

He's not good at picking something he "thought you would like", so if the two of you are ever hanging out, and you look at that one thing in a shop's window even for a sec, you can be sure that Ghiaccio will buy it for you before you can even open your mouth to say anything.

If you're feeling sad for whatever reason, he'll probably activate his Stand and let you play with his cat ears.

Now, does he want children? The answer is...Meh, he has too much of a short temper to handle babies. You two will probably adopt like, 20 cats or something. He lets you name all of them, except for a particular one that reminded him of you for some reason, he called it Fulmine (´,,•ω•,,)

If you're not Italian, he'll gladly help you out with learning his language, even though lessons with him...They might be as pleasant as Fugo's. Also he'll probably get distracted while explaining and start talking about grammar rules in other languages he considers stupid.

If he's had a long day, I could totally see him resting his head on your laps while still annoyingly mumbling about why he's so mad. You do manage to calm him down though, and he might even fall asleep in that position.

"Ti amo tanto, gattina~"

AHHHHHHH SORRY IF THIS IS OUT OF CHARACTER, IT'S LITERALLY THE FIRST TIME I WRITE ABOUT SOMEONE THAT ISN'T PART OF THE BUCCI GANG (;_;)

#jojo #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba golden wind #vento aureo #jjba part 5 #jojo vento aureo #jojo's bizzare adventure vento aureo #jojo golden wind #part 5 vento aureo #ventoaureo #jjba vento auero #jojo's bizzare adventure golden wind #part 5 golden wind #golden wind #jjba x reader #jjba x y/n #jjba x you #yandere jojo's bizarre adventure #yandere jjba #yandere la squadra #la squadra #la squadra x reader #yandere #ghiaccio jojo #ghiaccio x reader #yandere ghiaccio #ghiaccio jjba #ghiaccio

[lov3yd4vi]

how the arcana main 6 would react to u randomly hugging them from behind 🌟

when is the last time i posted here?? anyways idc, i just feel like doing this again!

*asra*

asra would be a startled at first, u almost knocking him forward

tbh i feel like next to muriel he would be the second most awkward hehe

he would gasp and blush a little at first like “huh-“

and then be like “hah, whats this all about, y/n?” and u can hear the smile in his voice

but he would then wrap his arms around urs and kiss both ur hands

“your always so full of surprises, y/n~”

*julian*

this dramatic man would let out a little yell like “eaauhh!” and probably drop something if he was holding it

i feel like he would also be awkward about it lol

he would turn his head slightly say “heheh, y/n! what’s gotten into u, darling?”

but his brain is like panicpanicpanic

he’s lucky u can’t see his face because he is as red as a tomato (bonus points if u snuggle into his neck/back or kiss his cheek)

his eyes would close a bit and he would smile, savoring the moment

now he’s going to do this to u everyday so be alert heheh

* nadia*

she would have two different reactions depending where u suprised her.

if it was out in the open, going for a garden stroll in the palace with her advisors or portia around,

she would be very embarrassed although she enjoys it. her first reaction would be her hands touching urs which are wrapped around her waist and squeezing them before removing them, and turninh herself around to face u.

she would say “love? what are u doing?” but behind her stern face they’re a mischievous smile.

the next time u two r alone, sitting on the bed, she would do it to u and pull u back with it, then lean over and pepper ur face with kisses.

i love nadia sm jdjdhshshsh

*muriel*

muriel.exe has stopped working

actually no, i feel like he would at first not know it was a hug lol he would just be like “y-y/n?” and pull away from u awkwardly

then when u do it again, he would literally freeze up. literally, like he would even stop breathing for a sec

u would hear a quiet “t-that’s nice, don’t let go…”

soon he would turn around and give u an actual hug.

a simple “i love u.” is all he would say, but it means so much more than u think.

*portia*

definitely the cutest reaction

“huh- woah!” she squeals a bit and laughs. “what ya doing there, babe?”

she then leans forward so ur hanging from her back (ik she’s like 5’1 but still)

she turns her neck and kisses ur nose with a little laugh

now she does this every single day as a greeting. “suprise!!” even though ur always expecting it, it’s more special every time.

* lucio *

u can never suprise this man. when ur walking up to hug him, he turns around and playfully hugs u. “hehe, nice try, y/n!”

but, if u do manage to do it, he holds ur hands together tightly.

“now u can never let go, and you’ll love me foreverrr~” (yandere!lucio??)

but if u kiss him while hugging him he’ll b like “look at u, always so cute!”

#the arcana asra #the arcana julian #the arcana lucio #the arcana nadia #the arcana main 6 #asra x julian #the arcana funny #the arcana headcanons #muriel #the arcana fanart #the arcana fanfic

[stitchwork-madness26]

Just like you

Paring:2BDamned x employer!reader

Warning:so much adorable shit, subtle swearing tho

Notes:the employer reader is from @rotshop and this was inspired by a photo they made of the employer reader,2BDamned, and a little baby grunt. Adorable shit. Would have made this a while back but i was frankly to lazy lol.

So ya employer reader and doc being parents to a baby grunt. Enjoy :3

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How long has it been now? Weeks? Months? A year? Time can be a bit of a blur after the suns disappearance, you can lose track of how many days it has been as the sky always remained that dark red hue. Even if a long time as passed you can still recall the same events that happened some time ago.

You had joined hank,sanford, and deimos on a raid, no reason in particular you just wanted to come along. A tingling feeling that something will happen, uncertain if it was the feeling of impending doom looming over your head, or something far different. Whatever it was you wanted to be present for it, a change you wouldn't want to miss after endless raiding and passing out from the random drops in temperatures as of late. Damn your cold bloodedness...

The building you all came across was empty, almost barren much to hanks dismay. Dust and cobwebs littered about with some knocked over desks,chairs, and broken lab equipment. Deimos and sanford wandered to the next room to find supplies on the right and hank went up ahead to a room across the entrance,normally you would follow hank or the duo but decided to go on your own for a change of pace and go to the room on the left.

The lights in the room flickers, barely holding onto the ceiling from their age but they still did their purpose. Despite the flickering you can still see everything fine, you didnt see nothing special at 1st just knocked over tables and a dry blood covered vending machine until in your peripheral vision you saw something move.

You was not alarmed or afraid, the thing looked small, almost the size of a mouse compared to you it couldn't possibly be anything harmful. Yet something told you to check what it was, silently you wandered over to where it moved, behind a bar that was in the room with broken glass all around. When you peeked over to see what it was you saw a grunt, it was smaller then a average, one less then half of the size of one. A small child...

"Hello" you said as calmly as you can muster, a jump and a small squeal was the childs response before it cowers and starts to cry "go away! Go away scary monster!!" It cried, you did not take offense. A faceless being made of shadow and as tall as you are can scare anyone, even to a poor defenseless child "its ok little one i wont hurt you..." You attempted the calm voice again, you receive no response as the child continued to cry in fear. You wouldn't want to leave it alone, so you waited for the others to find you and stayed out of the childs line of sight so you dont scare it more then you are.

Once the others came you asked sanford or deimos to carry the child to the van, hank scared the child too so you did not bother to ask him. After several minutes deimos managed to pick up the child and you all went on your way back to the HQ...

It did not take a lot to convince 2B to let the child stay, it only took you a simple phrase "i am adopting them, dont stop me" with determination in your tone. He only sighed, frankly a little tired from all the shit the group has gone through and mumbles a "ok" leaving it at that. The child had no name, so you named them with a name that even a employer like yourself would be jealous of but you sometimes still call them little one,because they are.

The child trusted 2b right away, clinging onto him like they saw a monster under the bed...only the monster was you. Whenever you get close to them both the child hugs him and cries, begging him to make the monster go away. 2b tries his best to claim you are not a monster and your not there to hurt them but he's not the very best at consoling people. It does hurt a little to see the child be so afraid but you can understand why too, being new to this parenting life it is difficult to know what to do in these situations...at least 2b had your back in this.

Eventually the child called 2b their "dada" and it just stuck, seeing him as their father. You always grin at this with your human like teeth with sharp canines at how adorable it is, whenever the child sees your teeth they always freeze in place and just stares. At this point no longer crying from fear but still freezes up and stares at you like a deer in headlights, you could not tell if they are getting used to your presence or if they had ran out of tears to cry... Either way you assumed it was progress. Seeing the interactions between 2b and the child warmed your heart, they always eager to help 2b with his work or help put bandaids on hank when he gets mildly injured. They even see sanford,deimos, and hank as their uncles now, such as deimos giving them piggy back rides, sanford drawing with them, hell even hank, the most well known killer in nevada, even had a soft spot for the child, letting them climb on him like a tree.

It was all so incredibly sweet and you was fine with it, even if you are just the big monster under the bed to them you are glad they are happy with a nice family.

....

Now its the present day, with you, doc, and the little one only present at the HQ. Looming over your loves shoulder to see him work on the tablet in his hands and the child is drawing with warn out crayons and ripped paper just a few feet away, the child had gotten more comfortable around you but not by much. They never got startled by you anymore but still stares at you like a deer in headlights when you speak to them, they do talk to you though and still address you as "monster" not as (mother or father or other) and you was alright with it. As long as they are getting better.....

"You are lost in your thoughts again" 2b spoke in the comfortable silence "sorry...just wondering some things" you replied with a sigh, standing up straight no longer looming over his shoulder "ill let you get back to work dear" you said before slowly approaching the child "little one?" You spoke in the same calm tone as before,they looked up at you with the same look as before "are you hungry? Do you need anything...?" You asked kindly, they nod their head looked away for a sec before looking back at your featureless face "noodles?" They asked "sure. Ill get you some" you unintentionally grinned with your spooky like teeth and walked out of the room.

As you was getting the food ready for your child the trio had returned from their raid, hank covered in blood with a large machine gun strapped to his back stomped past you and sanford stuck around with you, deimos is nowhere to be found "where is deimos?" You asked sanford "he picked something up for the kid, so he's looking for them" sanford replied, taking a seat on the kitchen table "good to know" you left the conversation at that taking the ramen noodles and walked back to 2bs office, stopping to see deimos walk out. He waves at you "oh hey s/o" he greets "kid wants to talk to you" he continued before walking past "alright?" Confused you walked inside.

2b is still sitting in his chair with his tablet in hand, nothing seemed to change on his part but the little one seemed very excited and happy. You walked over to the child and crouched down to give them their meal, they took the food and set it down and looked up at you happy. No longer full of fear or that wide eyes look they give "look monster look!" They exclaimed, voice sounding a little muffled showing fake vampire teeth in their mouth "i got sharp teeth like you!" They continued, the words almost hit your heart by how cute it is.

You let out a fake gasp, playing along with them "oh! So scary!" You pretend to be afraid, receiving a little giggle from them "rawr!" They screamed with their hands in front of them like they would attack you "oh no! If only someone came to help!" You continued to pretend and glance at 2b, who looks at you with a unamused look in his eyes "raaawwrrr" the child continued to play "aaahh! Doc! Please help!" You pleaded trying your best to hold back a laugh, with that 2b gets up and walks over and picks up the child "gotcha" 2b announced with a subtle grin under his mask "noooo! I wanna scare monster!" The little one laughed, followed by your chuckling. "Rawr!" The child attempted to scare his father "oh no! They got me!" 2b played along too, still holding the child in his arms. It was so uncharacteristic but so adorable from him, you laughed and grabbed them both in a hug "now i caught both of you" you grinned "aaah! Monster got us!!" The child laughed "whatever shall we do?" 2b chuckled.

The little one looked up at you and patted your empty face with their tiny hands "boo!" They yelled and you faked a yell, let them go, fell backwards, and pretended to be dead on the floor. The child laughed "i defeated the monster!" They praised themselves as 2b set them down with a grin, the child wandered over to you and pat your featureless face again "im big and scary just like monster" they smiled before you reached over to pat their head.

"You sure are little one..."

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