#i love her so bad :-) silly little tail teehee

[pyropsychiccollector]

Natsu and Ultear with their child?

Pre-note: Set in a collab project I'm working on with procellasdracon. Seemed the most amusing way to go about this scenario... Put simply, I needed some silly after the last drabble I did. If you want a cutesy, shippy moment with their kid, just ask for another one (and specify that's what you want), and I'll get to it as soon as I can. ^__^

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Natsu sweatdropped at the nasty twitch his lovely wife was making. He knew that look. That was the face she made when he said something that made her brain break, and that usually only happened twice a week... Their anniversary weekend had been going so well, too.

"I'm sorry, but did you say... you left our daughter... my daughter... in the sole care of Sorano...? For three days." At his nervous nod, Ultear made strangling motions but stopped herself short as she took a deep, calming breath, counting to ten in her head. ".... You couldn't get Meldy to do it?"

"She had plans with Juvia and Sayla." Natsu took a couple steps back as the twitch returned.

"Well, what about Erza."

"She's been visiting Fairy Tail for the past week; hasn't been around."

"Yukino."

"Out on assignment." Natsu was really beginning to sweat now.

"Kinana-" Ultear stopped herself right there and shook her head as she shivered. No, she knew exactly why Natsu didn't consider her. She and Erik were... "occupied", this weekend. Those two were just as bad as Natsu and Erza were when it came to that.... "Rusty. Azuma. Macbeth? Sawyer. Surely Brandish..."

Ultear sighed as Natsu rattled off 'alibis' for every member of the Fallen Phoenix. It was still no excuse to leave poor little Ur in that troublemaker's grubby hands; hell, this sounded suspiciously like something Sorano set up, but Ultear could see how her hubby felt like he was left with little choice but to leave Ur in her care.

And that was how the couple abruptly ended their anniversary weekend on the second day, rushing back to the Guild for Ultear to save her daughter from Sorano's influence. Of course, when they got back, Ultear's heart just about stopped.

"Oh, hi, mommy! You're back early."

It took all of Ultear's willpower to repress her fury. She had hoped - hoped - that the stripping habit was taught from Master to student. That it wasn't genetic. She sure as hell didn't have it, and she'd hoped little Ur would be able to avoid 'Uncle Gray' like the plague, since he still hadn't been able to get rid of it.

But Sorano... of course that she-devil knew about it. Sorano hadn't been too fond of sharing Natsu, and so she made it her purpose in life to annoy the hell out of her and Erza for 'encroaching on her turf'. Of course she passed on that little habit to poor, innocent Ur. The girl was only ten years old! She had no business casually sitting at the kitchen table in nothing but her undies; Sorano had already sunk her claws into Meldy. She would not be doing the same with Ur... No way in hell.

".... Maybe it won't stick...?" Natsu sheepishly chuckled as a dark aura gathered around Ultear. Barely putting any thought in it, the dark-haired woman summoned a cluster of Arc of Time orbs as she marched purposefully on a hunt for the she-devil.

"I... am going... to kill her!" Ultear roared before leaving the dining area.

Natsu and Ur shared a look as they both sweatdropped, hearing the sounds of Sorano surprised at Ultear coming home early and confronting her so soon.

"ULTEAR?!"

"SORANOOO!!!"

As the sounds of a lively brawl could be heard, Natsu raised an eyebrow at his giggling daughter.

"Mom can be such a mother hen! Auntie Sorano said pranking her like this would be fun, and she was so right!" Ur grinned mischievously as her eyes slanted to the side sneakily. "Too bad Auntie Sorano didn't know I wanted to prank her, too. Teehee."

Natsu stood there gobsmacked as the brawling continued on, even going so far as to shake the Guild to its foundations. Ultear was really going all-out in Punishing Sorano.

"...... You are so much like your mother, it's scary." Natsu muttered as his jaw remained slack. Then, almost pleading, he added, "Please don't prank me next. I wanna live."

Ur beamed and used what little Requip Magic Auntie Erza taught her to put her white blouse and black skirt back on. She then hopped out of her chair and ran over to her dad, hugging him at the waist warmly.

"I wouldn't prank you, dad! I love you too much, tousan!" Ur chirped, and preened when her father reciprocated the hug and patted her on the head. She was such a daddy's girl.

RUMBLE. RUMBLE.

"IT WAS JUST A JOKE! CALM YOUR TITS!"

"Die. "

Natsu sweatdropped as Ultear continued to rampage... wherever she was confronting Sorano. Looking down at his little angel, he sheepishly asked.

"Think we should go break them up?"

Ur stuck out her tongue playfully.

"Do you really think that's wise, daddy? Kaasan breaks up your fights, not the other way around."

Natsu opened his mouth to refute the taunt, but...

CRASH. RUMBLE. RUMBLE.

Natsu sweatdropped and wrapped an arm around his daughter's shoulders, guiding her out of the Guild.

"You're right... Let's leave 'em to sort stuff out, and go get you some ice cream, eh?"

Ur beamed again and nodded her head enthusiastically. She loved her daddy, yes she did.