#i loooove cooking and i'm a woman

[3niqma]

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞. ₊˚ෆ

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬; 𝐣𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧, 𝐣𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐩𝐡, 𝐬𝐝𝐜 𝐣𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨, 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐨, 𝐜𝐚𝐞𝐬𝐚𝐫, 𝐝𝐢𝐮 𝐣𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬; 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭, 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠/𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠.

jonathan joestar

sfw!

⋆ would def pick flowers for you and surprise you with them! ❀

⋆ loves to help you cook & bake, especially when you're making cookies or pastries. mans literally jumps at the oppurtunity to help his lady out.

⋆ would write you small letters in which he reminded you how special you are to him and how lucky he is to have you in his life.

⋆ loves to hold your hand in his, basically 24/7. he thinks it's adorable how your hands are so small compared to his.

⋆ loves to hold you in general, he's very big on pda.

⋆ when he doesn't have to train, he always hopes it's sunny outside so he can take you on a long walk, and have a picnic! 🌷🧺*:･

⋆ sometimes speedwagon & will are invited (will decided to crash it and speedwagon couldn't stop him).

⋆ you can bet your ass he did all the preperations for the picnic without your knowledge.

⋆ not a day goes by without him verbally saying "i love you".

nsfw!

⋆ will literally spend hours eating you out, he has a strict policy that you MUST cum before him, his own release be damned. ladies first.

⋆ slow love making with him praising the shit out of you.

⋆ "you're doing so well darling, taking me so good."

⋆ "look at you, all sprawled out for me, and that face.. you're absolutely enchanting. you're driving me crazy, my dearest."

⋆ during the early stage of your relationship, dio has tried to convince you that you'd be better off with 'a real man' instead of jonathan.

⋆ "sweetheart, i'm positive that jojo has no idea how to please a lady.. how about i show you what you're missing out on?"

⋆ you jokingly told jonathan about this encounter one night, and that lit a certain fire in him.

⋆ you were.. sore the next morning to say the least. he overstimulated you in the most delicious way possible, giving you a total of 4(!) orgasms in one night. and boy did he make sure that dio heard it all.

⋆ dio didn't sleep that night. ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

joseph joestar

sfw!

⋆ this mf

⋆ he loves to make you laugh.

⋆ like seriously, he'll do the most stupid things to get a reaction out of you.

⋆ especially when you're sad or moody, he can't stand seeing his girl in a bad mood.

⋆ will def tickle you, just so he can hear you laugh.

⋆ "j-joseph, stop! i can't take it anymore!"

⋆ "too bad! i'm sorry love, but you just sound so lovely, i can't get enough of it!"

⋆ will try to be super romantic by bringing you breakfast in bed, but either trips on something before he enters the bedroom, or almost burns the kitchen down because he forgot to turn off the stove.

⋆ makes up for it later by buying you a box of chocolates in a heart shaped box.

⋆ which he already ate half of. (╥﹏╥)

⋆ looooves to tease you, the blush that creeps up on your face is what he lives for fr.

⋆ like before you started dating, he'd always make flirty comments, but one night, he picked up all his courage to nonchalantly ask you; "what would be your dream first date, and what time should I pick you up for it?"

⋆ it only took one dinner date for you to become a couple.

⋆ caesar was in shock.

⋆ literally held his hand to your forehead to check if you weren't sick.

⋆ "what in god's name do you see in this baboon?" joseph couldn't hide his excitement and grabbed you by the waist to pick you up and spin you around.

⋆ "well caesarino, this 'baboon' is dating the most sexy woman in the whole world!"

⋆ you had to hide your face in your hands after that comment.

⋆ super handsy, like he'll always have his arm around you or some shit, very big on pda, especially around caesar.

⋆ really loves to just stare at you without saying anything.

⋆ "jojo, you've been staring at me for a good 2 minutes now, it's starting to become a little creepy." you'll say, frowning your brows.

⋆ "can't a man just admire his woman in peace?" he shot back, eyes still fixed on you. (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)

⋆ that's when you realise that you're madly in love with him.

⋆ although he's a big goof most of the time, he loves those moments where the two of you wake up on a free day, and just cuddle in bed while he whispers sweet nothings in your ear.

nsfw!

⋆ loves for you to sit on his face and just hold you there with a tight grip.

⋆ the first time he offered you to try this out, you were scared that you might crush him. but joseph assured you that that might be the best possible death he could imagine.

⋆ ate like a starved man.

⋆ occasionally loves it when you tie him up and just have your way with him.

⋆ loves to give you massages, which obv turn out sexual. we all know joseph is NOT capable of touching your ass without his mind starting to wander.

⋆ loves to wake you up with his mouth on your clit. but the big ass bastard loves to tease. he'll make you almost cum like 3 times, before he gets up and licks the arousal from his lips with a smirk.

⋆ you're literally crying from frustration, looking at him with a pout.

⋆ "okay sweet stuff, i think have teased you enough for now." he says while resting his hand on your cheek, moving his thumb to your bottom lip.

⋆ on instinct, you open your mouth and softly suck on his thumb, making him let out a soft groan.

⋆ "you little minx.. you're dying for me to pound that tight little cunt, aren't you?" he laughs, while removing his thumb from your mouth.

⋆ in the bedroom next to yours, caesar sits on his bed with an annoyed expression, hoping you two would shut the hell up for once, considering it's 6 in the morning. ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁

jotaro kujo (sdc, no nsfw)

⋆ he has a hard time expressing his emotions towards you.

⋆ you are aware of this, but sometimes wonder if he actually likes you or not.

⋆ but he never let's you wonder for too long, because every time those thoughts creep up into your head, he'll prove to you that you're his.

⋆ especially when the crusaders are seated in the car with polnareff behind the wheel (best decision ever). he'll always make sure that you're sitting next to him, so he can hold your hand.

⋆ if you're a smoker, he really enjoys taking smoke breaks with you.

⋆ he'll purposefully wait until you're craving a cig, so he can smoke one with you. ‹𝟹

⋆ secretly steals your lighter(s) so he has to light up your cig, he thinks the act is very intimate.

⋆ likes to play with your hair.

⋆ doesn't like pda, but he'll let you hold his hand in public, because he knows it makes you feel safe.

⋆ loves hearing you talk about stuff you're interested in, like just hearing you ramble makes his heart flutter.

⋆ one time, when he was sure no one was looking, he tipped your chin up and just planted the most passionate kiss ever on your lips out of nowhere. ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

⋆ when he was done, he let go of your face and pretended nothing happened, leaving you with the deepest red blush on your cheeks, wide eyed and jaw dropped.

⋆ joseph literally became worried, because he thought you were going to faint or something.

⋆ avdol and kakyoin looked at each other with a worried expression, while polnareff took a glance at jotaro, noticing the slight smirk on his lips. polnareff quickly realized what had just happened, but decided to keep quiet, finding it all too hilarious.

⋆ after a tough battle against one of the enemy stands, he's really mad at you for intervening, pacing around the hotel room you two shared.

⋆ "you could've gotten one of us killed, are you actually that stupid? you should've stayed out of it!" he yelled, looking at you with an expression that lowkey scared the living shit out of you.

⋆ "well, you're welcome for saving your asses out there! if it wasn't for me, joseph would've met his maker today!" you yelled back, tears of anger prickling in your eyes.

⋆ "you know jotaro, a 'thank you' really wouldn't be out of place here." you add, while grabbing your jacket (and if you smoke, a pack of cigs).

⋆ you decide it's probably best to get out of there for a little while, grabbing the key card from the holder. just as you wanted to make your way out, you feel his hand grabbing your wrist, pulling you against his broad chest. holding you like he'll never have the chance to again.

⋆ "i didn't mean it like that.. i was just scared as hell to lose you." he softly spoke, his chin resting on the top of your head.

⋆ "of course i'm thankful that you saved the old man's life, but i can't risk anything happening to you." he added, voice trembling slightly.

⋆ you felt a smile creep up on your face, tilting your face up to look him directly in his eyes, a few tears falling from yours in the process.

⋆ "besides, you're the only girl i know who can talk the literal ears off my head without annoying the shit out of me." he said while letting out a soft laugh, wiping the tears off your cheeks with his thumb.

dio brando (phantom blood, pre vampire)

sfw!

⋆ actually has a soft spot for you, you're the only person that could potentially break him if you really wanted to. this thought scares him to death.

⋆ he knew he was doomed as soon as he realised that his heart began to beat faster, every time he'd look at you.

⋆ will never talk to you about his past, especially his father.

⋆ his girl's precious ears, shouldn't have to endure the pure horror that is dario brando.

⋆ ever since you started dating, he began developing this strong primal urge to protect you.

⋆ won't let you walk around alone on the streets ever.

⋆ a little too big on pda, especially around jonathan. (ó﹏ò｡)

⋆ like he'll always make a show out of kissing you.

⋆ you're literally his 'first love', he has never felt this way before about anyone, making him very clueless when it comes to showing his affection.

⋆ will help you study when you have an exam coming up.

⋆ will scold you for answering a question wrong tho.

⋆ you'll never mention it to him, but when you are in bed together he'll unbekownst to him pull you closer, burying his face in your neck, like you'd disappear if he let go.

⋆ the fact that he wakes up earlier than you, makes what leaves this action unspoken.

⋆ actually spends less time trying to torment jonathan because he hates the look on your face every time you find out about something he pulled on jonathan again. jonathan is forever grateful for you because of this.

⋆ loves to sit down with you after dinner, and drink a good glass of wine together while discussing topics that interest him. he thinks you're worthy of his precious time to do so.

⋆ the pda kissing, is mostly to stroke his ego. it's rough and quick without any real emotion except pride. but when the two of you are alone, he can't get enough of passionately kissing your lips until they're raw. making you have to part from him multiple times to catch your breath, and your composure.

⋆ "my, my.. already tired, my love?" he chuckles while holding his hand on your cheek, making you melt into his soft touch.

nsfw!

⋆ you'll only have to give him a certain look to get him going.

⋆ don't even dare to give him that look in public, because he will drag you home immediately, and make you regret it.

⋆ he secretly loves it.

⋆ he loves to see the bliss on your face, covered in tears and spit while fucking you.

⋆ rarely romantic, except on one occasion when you were having a particularly rough day.

⋆ he scooped you up into his arms without saying a word, carried you upstairs to his chambers, and spent the entire night kissing you all over and praising you.

⋆ "the most beautiful woman i've ever laid my eyes on, go ahead, cum for me darling.. let it all out." he'd coo while holding you close as he hit that spot in you that drove you crazy.

⋆ you slept with his cock still burried in you, enjoying each other's warmth.

⋆ the thought of that night always gives you butterflies, but he'll never mention it again after.

⋆ wants to make you his wife at one point. (ó﹏ò｡)

caesar zeppeli aka the loml

sfw!

⋆ we all know he's quite the ladies' man.

⋆ but as soon as he meets you, he knows he's done for.

⋆ will surprise you with the biggest bouquet of roses out of nowhere.

⋆ "i don't need a better reason to surprise you than getting to see that gorgeous face of yours next to me every morning when i wake up, signorina." (੭ ˊ^ˋ)੭ ♡

⋆ enjoys reading a book with you, especially reading it to you while you're in his arms.

⋆ he knows you love wearing his shirts to sleep in, because it smells like his cologne and the soap that he uses. (hell, you'll even wear them in public). so he'll purposefully throw one in the dryer, and spray a tiny amount of his cologne on it before bedtime, so it’s extra warm and cosy for you to wear.

⋆ loves to cook with you and have dinner after. don’t expect to do the dishes after, caesar will take care of them. no argument.

⋆ loves to buy you cute summer dresses and skirts, looks forward to the little fashion show bit when you try them on and show them to him, he thinks it’s adorable.

⋆ he’ll lift you by the waist, hooking his arm’s beneath your bottom, making your legs wrap around his torso.

⋆ “look at you! you look amazing, mia amata.”

⋆ joseph gave a face of grimace and loudly (and quite unnecessarily) groaned in the background while reading the morning paper.

⋆ “are you jealous, jojo? haha, i understand! if you’d have someone like this little angel by your side, i wouldn’t doubt my own jealousy.”

⋆ joseph was even more annoyed at this point, attempting to throw the paper at him, but falling from his chair in the process. ૮ – ﻌ–ა

nsfw! this is pretty cute tbh.

⋆ loves it when you ride him, so he can pull you down in an embrace while he thrusts up into you.

⋆ suuuper romantic most of the time.

⋆ 10/10 aftercare, he'll prepare a nice warm bath for you, makes sure you're hydrated and have some snacks ready for you, and will cuddle with you in bed after.

⋆ like not just after rough love making, basically every time y'all have sex.

⋆ "how are you feeling, bellezza? i wasn't too rough, no?"

⋆ like jonathan, he has a strict policy that you MUST cum before him.

⋆ hell, he'll thrust into the mattress while he's eating you out to keep himself focused.

⋆ nothing is as important to him as his lady's pleasure. (❀´ ˘ `❀)

⋆ will def smack your ass in public to embarass you, and rile you up.

⋆ actually asked you to marry him after a very romantic session of love making.

⋆ like you're standing on the balcony, dressed in only one of his shirts, that stops at your mid thigh.

⋆ as caesar walks out of the bathroom and sees you standing there, he knows that this is the perfect moment.

⋆ he'll wrap his arms around you from behind, kissing the top of your head while doing so.

⋆ while you're enjoying the act of his small touches, he suddenly turns you around so you're facing him. he lifts his hand up to your cheek and rubs his thumb along it.

⋆ "amore mio, sei la donna dei miei sogni. ti prego, lascia che ti faccia mia, per sempre." he speaks softly, knocking the air out of lungs, just because it sounds so sexy when he speaks in italian.

⋆ "honey, you know that i have no clue what you're saying, right?" you chuckle, wondering what he had to say.

⋆ "maybe this will help you understand." he said as he dropped himself to one knee, reaching for the back pocket of his sweatpants.

⋆ you literally froze.

⋆ "angelo mio, vuoi sposarmi?" he asked, slowly opening the little red velvet case he held in his hands, showing you the most beautiful ring you've ever seen.

⋆ you were sobbing at this point.

⋆ "i still have no idea what that means exactly, but i hope that you're asking me something along the lines of being your wife, yes?" you laughed as you sniffled.

⋆ "i did!" he excitedly said, watching as you took the ring, and placed it around your ring finger. (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)

⋆ he scooped you up and took you to bed again, anticipating a long night of love making, as sweet as honey.

jotaro kujo (diu)

sfw!

⋆ still finds it difficult to express his emotions sometimes, but got a lot better with it.

⋆ loves to have lunch/dinner with you, and talk about what the both of you did that day.

⋆ in summertime, he will take you on a walk through the park after dinner, while enjoying some ice cream! he thinks it's hilarious to see your face covered in it. •⩊•

⋆ "jotaro, do i have some on my face?" you'll question as he tries to hold back a grin.

⋆ "yes, you have a little bit right on your top lip." he'll answer, watching as you try to get it off, resulting in only making it worse.

⋆ "yea, you got it." he'll smile at you, dying of laughter on the inside.

⋆ "thank you, honey!" you'll grab his hand to hold, unaware of how your entire mouth and chin, are now covered in ice cream.

⋆ looooves the way you smell, literally addicted to your scent.

⋆ will remind you of this a lot.

⋆ because of this, he'll buy a bunch of shower gel, shampoo and anything else he can find that reminds him of you, and takes it with him whenever he's away from home.

⋆ also loves spoiling you with little gifts, necklaces, perfume (duh), this man literally gifted you a personalised star map with how the stars stood on the night y'all met for valentine's day.. like-"

⋆ he really loves you good you and little jolyne get along.

⋆ jolyne is literally obsessed with you, asking you to have a tea party almost every time you see her.

⋆ wants to have a child with you (if you want to ofc). ✧˖°.

nsfw!

⋆ in the beginning of the relationship, the two of you would have a lot of sex.

⋆ it actually was the easiest way for him to express his desire and love to you.

⋆ but as the relationship progressed, he became very busy with work and defeating kira, so your sex life was at an all time low.

⋆ it became so bad that you started to wonder if he even found you attractive anymore, and if he perhaps was seeing someone on the side

⋆ ah hell nawh. ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻)

⋆ you took it upon yourself to question him about it one night, sneaking into his office while he was seated behind his computer, typing away in deep focus.

⋆ he didn't acknowledge you when you stepped in, making you feel even worse than before.

⋆ "do you even desire me at all anymore?" you spoke sternly, looking towards where he was seated.

⋆ this made him look up from his screen so quick, you were sure he caught a whiplash just then.

⋆ "where'd you get that stupid idea from?" he scoffed, turning his face back to his screen, continuing his typing.

⋆ now you were fuming with rage, forcing your body to stand right in front of his desk.

⋆ "oh well, i don't know jotaro.. maybe the fact that you haven't touched me in literally a month?!" your voice laced with anger, annoyance and slight sadness.

⋆ he stopped typing and looked up at you without any emotion on his face, not making this situation better for himself at all.

⋆ "look, if you're seeing someone else, fucking tell me right now so we can get this over with!" you yelled, planning on making your way out of his office, too hurt to even look at him at this point.

⋆ as you turned your back on him, you could hear him softly giggle, making your blood boil and lowkey confirm your biggest fear.

⋆ "well, i think you're right. i might have neglected you a little too much, haven't i?" he spoke, hearing his desk chair squeak as he got up.

⋆ you stood there dumbfounded, trying to make sense of it all as he picked you up bridal style.

⋆ you instinctively wrapped your arms around his neck, even tough your expression was an example of 'if looks could kill'.

⋆ "you own this dick, is that clear?" he whispered in your ear, grip on your chin tight, nodding as a wave of heat spread through your body.

⋆ "good girl.. now show me." ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ

a/n; hi guys! this is my first post on here! let me know what you think of this bc i'm pretty new to headcanons n stuff. also leave me requests!

finished on 30-06-‘23, 3:28 pm, cet.

love, 3niqma.

#jjba smut #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #smut #jonathan joestar #joseph joestar #jotaro kujo #dio brando #caesar zeppeli #stardust crusaders #battle tendency #joseph joestar x reader #dio brando x reader #jotaro kujo x reader #smut tag #headcanon #jjba headcanons #dio brando smut #joseph joestar smut #jotaro kujo smut #caesar zeppeli smut #anime #18+ minors dni

[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena Reactions S1Ep1

Ohhh, don’t wanna fight anymore?

Bahhhh, men.

GABRIELLE <3

Hehe Xena intervening immediately (gay) and beating up a guy

EPIC stunts

SWORD and circle thingy?

"Tell him Xena says hello" sexy

Bewbs

"the passion" Xena approaches a woman. Gayyy

Gabrielle asks soooo many questions XD Love her

Ahhh, she’s actually engaged but wants to run away with Xena. GAYYY

SHE'S TOTALLY NOT FLIRTING XDDD

"You don't wanna make me mad, now do you?" 😂

PUT ON SOME CLOTHES, MAN.

Xenaaa

Are Draco and Xena siblings? They have sibling energy

"in love?" no, wrong. Xena is the lesbian warrior princess. Heavy on the lesbianism

GABRIELLE SNEAKSY... And she bumps into something. Clumsy

"But I don't love him" LESBIAN.

Gabrielle's hairstyle is cuuuute

Horses are so stupid… XD

Ohhh, Cyclops! He’s been blinded (Odysseus be like)

"You should find a different line of work" XDDDD

Awww, Gabrielle is so cuuute

Oop, cage

"I've been tracking her to kill her" Haaaah, "she'd never let a man get close to her" heh

I feel we're bonded in our hate for this she-demon 😊

I loooove Gabrielle. Can I marry her actually.

HEHE, CUT OFF BLOOD FLOW

HAH, Gabrielle just lying down on the street shdhdhdh

"He's very rich" Liaaaaarrrrr

"I knew Oedipus" 😂

Gabrielle has SUPER social skills so far

Mother???? Mother draws the sword

Awww, she’s made mistakes in the past

"But I'm gonna spend the rest of my life trying" awww

Noooo :( Poor Xena

"What, is one woman too much for you?"

GABRIELLE YAYYYY

Ha, I love Gabrielle

She just saves Xena on her first day

"I could probably get up there behind you"

Lesbians running away together

Brother deid?

Is your path with Gabrielle? As it should. Lesbianism is the way.

"It's hard to be alone" "You're not alone" lesbian smiles THAT'S GAY ACTIVITY MA'AMS

Blergh. Draco.

"Hello, Draco." hehe

"You said one way or the other. It's the other."

HAH, STABS THE GUY IN THE NUTS

Boah, holy shit, Xena

She’s so epic

COME ON XENA WALK ON ME - lesbians everywhere

Draco on the floor hehehe

Please add that he isn't allowed to kill anyone...

Talk with Momaaa

Xena cooks

Gabrielle helloooo :D

"I won't stay home" Hehe

YOU CAN SLEEP OVER THERE LESBIANS. Friends. After a day. Lesbian speed.

#I've translated them now #v watches xena #xena warrior princess #xena and gabrielle

[thetwelfthcrow]

Headcanons game Max Verstappen.

Max Emilian Verstappen | zhalia's headcanon

Sexuality Headcanon: yk genuinely i can see straight/gay/bi for him fr. when people write him as fully gay i'm like yeah, i can see that. i'd like to stay a bit closer to irl and i'd hc him as bisexual. silly little bi man with his silly little cocktails and white vest and touchy touchy with his friends. that one interview where max confidently named grindr as social media platform lives in my head rent free. but he's bisexual with a close-to-pansexual mindset of like 'ah, whatever i feel like today'. if he goes to the club and he's feeling a little fruity, he'll wake up with a man in his bed. otherwise he'll wake up w a woman. doesn't really matter all too much. also i think he's the type to not really label himself.

When it comes to kinks: i can see him as both a sub and a dom. he can absolutely put someone on their knees, but he also likes to be choked and praised. i think he'd be the type to Know what his kinks are and to keep figuring out what he likes. he'd be sooo down to try something new, but he's also very aware of his own boundaries. he's relatively confident about his body but more in the sense that he doesn't really care too much about how he looks. i'd loooove to see him in shibari but i don't know if that is something he'd do. maybe with a whole lot of trust and caring.

Gender Headcanon: max is the last person on earth to Think Thoroughly about this. so he's cis in the sense that he wouldn't even know what cis means but just do whatever he wants.

A ship I have with said character: ...do i have to say it? 4433, of course!

A BROTP I have with said character: norstappen!!! i loooove his friendship with lando so so much.

A NOTP I have with said character: there's something to be said for all max ships, i can see the appeal in all of them, really. i just don't see myself writing lestappen (more bc i don't... really care for charles) or maxiel (i have one maxiel fic up but that was before i characterised anyone accuratly tbh). other notps generally come down to: i don't write this driver (checo, for instance.)

biggest notp i have is this bitch called y/n. i really don't see the appeal between max and y/n. or Original (Fe)male Character, who is SHE

A random headcanon: this man doesn't know how to cook if it could save his life. he is incredibly generous (with both his time and his money) and puts every important thing about his friends in his agenda so he doesn't forget (birthdays, matches, job interviews).

General Opinion over said character: my babywaby <3 i want him filthy disgusting and covered in come. i want him spoiled with his favorite food. i want him tied up and helpless. i want him to win every thing ever and be the happiest he can be. i want him overstimulated till he cries. most of all, i want him to go to fucking therapy.

-------------------------------

[driver headcanons!]

[rpf disclaimer: all of this is fake bro]

#Anonymous #headcanon game! #MV #not main-tagging this lmao #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat

[assortedseaglass]

ahhh hilde i am only now finding the time to send something in!!! i looooved the first chapter of borne & bound (the details you came up with for house beridan are amaaaazing) and can't wait to see what you have planned for this story 😍

did you see the tom bennet gifs floating around from the wof trailer? man he looks tired, i just wanna give him a hug 😥

Hello! You're always welcome to message me or send an ask!

Thank you so much, I'm hoping to have the next chapter up in the next few days :) xxx

p.s. I did see the trailer and man oh man I want to give him a hug, a home cooked meal and the love of a good woman (me)

#tom bennet #aemond targaryen #answered

[lightlycareless]

loving the ask meme stuff,, can we get a uhh 🍳🍪🖌 (and im sure i could guess but for fun) 🏳️‍🌈 for the nao siblings?

(crying that nearly all the asks i’ve seen for this so far have been for at least one if not all of them,, we’re all very thirsty huh)

Hello!! 🥰❤❤ I'm glad you're liking it! I loooove answering these kinds of asks, they're just so fun to me 😭 I could literally spend hours answering them haha

And I can't blame y'all, I mean, why the Zen'in gotta be good looking and—I dunno, attractive overall 😭??? But I'm glad my oc's are being well received :> Anyways, here are the answers ❤

🍳 - How well can they cook?

Naoya: Nope. It's a surprise he even knows where the kitchen is.

Naoaki: Kinda... good, kinda bad. He can do basic stuff, just enough to survive. He probably wasn't allowed to experiment much cause, you know... that's a woman's job according to the Zen'in men 🙄

Naohiko: He'd probably die of starvation. Once again, he wasn't able to do much because the men aren't really allowed to do so. But he knows how to brew really good tea, so I'll give him that.

Naofumi: He probably learned to do allot of things by himself to avoid the humiliation of being called names. And yet, the staff is really fond of him because he's surprisingly... a good cook :> But only a few have been able to taste his work; he's very... protective of it.

🍪 - How well can they bake?

Naoya: Nuh-uh. Can't do.

Naoaki: Sorry, but no 😂 He attempted it once and he didn't like it. And not to say that baked stuff is mostly sweet, but since he doesn't like sweet stuff in general, he just avoids it.

Naohiko: Nope. He loathes it. He burned something once and he just gave up. Besides, everyone in the estate goes under a strict diet, so baking is kind of uncommon.

Naofumi: Yes, he does!! Whatever he can do when it's permitted—and with the ingredients that are available, although he's been buying his own nowadays.

🖌️ - Do they have any hobbies?

Naoya: Horse riding and reading manga, watching anime :> And training, of course.

Naoaki: He likes watching movies, series. Reading—he's the kind of person that will compare books to movies and vice versa.

Naohiko: Training. He also likes watching movies, and going out to eat.

Naofumi: Cooking/baking (to no-one's surprise at this point) and calligraphy.

🏳️‍🌈 - What do they identify as? What are their pronouns?

I think this one might be a bit boring/expected haha 😭 since I haven't really explored that side of their character, but I am open to headcanons 😏

Naoya: He/him. Although let's be real, he wants to be called master lmao.

Naoaki: He/him.

Naohiko: He/him. Would probably want to be called master too haha.

Naofumi: He/him.

#ask #ask series: first it hurts— #character ask series: first it hurts— #first it hurts—: naoaki #first it hurts—: naohiko #first it hurts—: naofumi #naoya zenin #naoya zen'in #naoya x reader #naoya zenin x reader #naoya zenin x your #jjk naoya #naoya zen'in x reader

[grapecaseschoices]

If i remember correctly you mentioned a while ago you were Haitian american (if not I'm really sorry for misremembering and pls feel free to correct me or ignore this ask!). If you are, I was wondering what some of you favourite Haitian dishes/food are. One of the characters in my story is of Haitian descent and I was doing some research on Haitian cuisine and it looks delicious. As a black woman and a foodie at heart I always love to research cuisines from different places in the world. I have tried Jamaican and Dominican food before, since I have quite a few Jamaican and Dominican family friends, but I've never tried Haitian food before. Do you have any recomendations that I should give a try?

You are most correct, anon! I am Haitian American. And do I ever!

It is as delicious as it looks.

We have sme similarities with Dominican food, obviously; but a lot of the difference is in how foods are done/cooked. Of course, person by person, region by region it will be different -- I've had the same food taste different in my own family (and it is sometimes a matter of person x and person y were both taught by person b, for example). But from my observation (and limited recollection -- it has been a while since I've had dominican food), things like the spices we use or how we cook our rice definitely differ.

Since I'm talking about spices, the thing to try is epis. I don't know WHAT it is made of - you can probably find receipes in Google - but it is a staple in many dishes. I saw it is similar to Dominican sazon? I'm not sure how accurate that is, but that might give yoou a base. It's basically a mix of spices and used to cook things like chicken, soups, meats, etc. I'm sure there are people who use it for everything.

Speaking of things people use for everything: Pikliz. Again, a thing that varies per household - it can be tangy, sour, or spicy. Generally though, it's spicy spicy or a spicy sour. And you can literally put it on anything (not sweet obviously -- or I don't know, to eacch their own). I LOOOOVE pikliz. It's like a relish, it has cabbage in it, the ingredients you'd probably see in a slaw. You can eat it with your meat, you can eat it with your rice. Like epis, you can cook the food with it but often enough people put it like a condiment. I personally love it on fried plantain.

Speaking of: we have banan peze (literally pressed bananas) - which is fried plantain flattened. It can be sweet or not. You have that with pikliz. Another popular food to eat by itself (or with pikliz) is griot, a type of pork. Or tassot (often goat but google says people have it as beef). A whole meal could be pikliz on the side, griot or tassot (or a sauceless chicken), banan peze and some rice.

Haitians LOVE their rice. Like, oh my goodness. Honestly, I know some Haitians that could have rice breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And maybe a snack. The main rices I recall are: white rice usually had with 'sos pwa' (beans ... sauce, I guess). There's black beans, red beans, or peas. Sos pwa can be had as a soup or, like I said, with the rice. Usually as a topping. Then there is diri kole avec pwa (probably saying it wrong, actually forgive all my creole spellings, I know most of these terms by sound/verbal) - which is basically rice and beans. Usually red beans and the rice comes out a nice brownish-red color. Or diri jonjon - which makes the rice come out black, and people often add shrimp. But there can also be like peas in it or black beans. Seafood - typically fish - can be had with the rice too by the way, but discussing the type of seafoods would take too long. I WILL say lambi is a big, BIG thing in Haiti -- lambi is a type of conch. Or just conch, idk.

I'm going to speed run through some appetizers and sweets, or else this will take forever. If you have more questions just let me know!

There is haitian patties - which is different style from jamaican patties or an empanada. But it typically has beef or chicken in it; it can also have types of fish or spinash. Fritai is also a thing, which is various fried foods.

Sweets: Diri Au Lait is my fave as a kid, and still. AK100 (a blended corn drink). Haitian cake is great. We have various fudges made of nuts and stuff.

Drinks: cola champagne is a favorite.

A quick look at this shows it's not inaccurate. Though it might be overwhelming. But it covers a lot of the stuff I missed, then you only asked for my faves :-D (which I still am missing a lot but thats a good starter I feel, lol.)

Happy eating! Enjoy :-D

#food #grapecase answers #haitian food #anon #long post #and again if you have follow up questions please let me know.

[risualto]

7 for each of your Speakers and their LIs!

Ooooh okay let me think about this one!

7. Favorite date activity?

Rebecca/Kana

Rebecca and Kana really like going out, anywhere with a good atmosphere. That could be a local festival, taking a trip to a concert, or--and I'm going to pretend there is one of these in Nivio even though I have no proof of it--dance halls. They loooove dancing together. Clubs are also an option, but Rebecca prefers the slightly quieter atmosphere, and Kana prefers making Becca comfortable.

Rebecca/Sebastian

Sebastian really likes dates that are just doing something together at home--cooking together, watching movies, mutually vibing in the same room while they read different books--and Becca is super into that. But if they're going to go out, I think they would do something traditional like going to a nice restaurant together, especially one that takes a while to drive to so they can just vibe in the car.

Sage/Li/Sebastian

Favorite dates for these three would be incredibly nerdy shit. They love staying in and piling under blankets to watch the extended LOTR films, but they would also probably do shit like going to a hobby store to buy and gush (argue) about comics. 100% go to cons together, too.

Yoshiko/Azalea

This is the only couple I have a single, really specific date in mind for lol. Yoshiko and Az love having picnics in Az's garden. They'll spend the morning making each other's favorite foods (Yoshiko needs her sister's help sometimes though bc this woman can and will burn water), and then they meet up and throw out a blanket under Az's maple tree and lounge around together while they eat snacks.

#speaker game #speaker stuff #oc: speaker rebecca #oc: speaker sage #oc: speaker yoshiko #speaker kana #speaker sebastian #speaker li #speaker azalea #risuresponds #sayonaramidnight #the asks for this game are pinned to my blog rn

[deatheaters-mixer]

Do you also think that it's kinda ridiculous how women are basically always expected to cook for their husbands, but like every chef you hear about is a man? I just... wanted to elaborate on and scream about that and maybe have the feminist side of Tumblr put it into more eloquent words than I did.

#i mean wtf #It's kind of hypocritical #i wanna cry #why??? #what did we do to deserve this #i mean don't get me wrong #i loooove cooking and i'm a woman #but it's just something i noticed #while not being able to sleep #ig you can't really call it #showerthoughts #so like #late at night thoughts #?? #anyways #sexism #if i'm not just dumb #feminism #cooking

[ghostofvixx]

Hi! Can I get a ship with VIXX, Astro & Twice pretty please? I'm 5.5, with brown eyes and short wavy brown hair, I also have some freckles!☺ At first, people see my as someone really cold and quiet but when they get to know me they can see that actually the opposite^^ I'm really caring but I don't really like pda. (1/2)

+ I love animals, especially marine animals. I love to go to the beach for long walks with my pets while listening to some calm music. I'm also interested in painting, cooking and idioms! I can speak english and greek, and Im lesrning Spanish, korean and japanese uwu (2/2)

A/n: omg twice!! I always knew you were an intellectual ksksks. Enjoy sweetie!💛

***

In VIXX I ship you with...

Hakyeon!

Hakyeon is a very sweet person, so I think he matches you perfectly! When it comes to PDA, I know he sometimes does it in order to annoy someone, but if you don't like it he won't do it. Indoors is another thing though, I think he'll try to show you how much he loves you in different ways! For your dates maybe walking around the park with your pet, just talking about anything would be his best plan with you!

In Astro I ship you with...

Jinjin!

For some reason I totally see it. Like, he is very calm but we know he's as goofy as the others lol. He looooves it when you talk in another language and admires you because you are able to do it. He'll probably ask you to teach him English lol. He doesn't really mind skinship in general since there are many ways to express his love uwu. Your dates hmm, maybe going to the beach the whole day, and stay the night to watch the stars.

In Twice I ship you with...

Chaeyoung!

Let me sum it up, a d o r a b l e. Chae would love to see how creative you can get when drawing since she's an artist herself! She loves and shares your love for animals so you can see her constantly asking you about your pets and pictures of it hehe. She loves talking to you, as she feels like she can count on you, and you can expect a lot of hugs because of that! I think your dates would be spontaneous, simples and supper cute since she likes it better like that uwu.

She looks adorable in that gif I'm in love with this woman

#vixx ships #astro ships #twice ships #ask #answered #coffiemin #ships

[beingulti]

Jacqueline Jarik/Anna Thorn

hi, my name is jacqueline jarik, but most people in the frisbee world know me better as jj. i am a white, cis-gender, able-bodied woman, and i am a chicagoan, born and raised. i have been playing ultimate casually since the 7th grade and competitively since my freshman year at the university of michigan in 2011. i am a cutter and have oscillated between o-line and d-line over the course of my career. i currently captain nemesis, the only club team i have ever played for, and where i have been rostered since 2013.

outside of frisbee, i have a 9-ish-to-5-ish job as the publicity manager at an independent book publisher based in suburban chicago, which i'm sure i'll discuss more during our week. in my spare time, i read a lot, i like to travel (in normal times), and i also like to cook, play video games, and do craft projects—i got really into embroidery and perler beading during quarantine.

you can find me on twitter and instagram at @jdance558 for most of the frisbee and life chatter, and on twitter at @jacquelinejarik for my work-related tweets if publishing is your jam. i am looking forward chatting with everyone and providing you all with a window into a week of my life!

https://mobile.twitter.com/jdance558

hi! i'm anna thorn. i am half argentine & british, cis, able, queer woman currently living in chicago. i was born in the uk (1991, lived there til 1996), mostly grew up in boise, idaho (1996-2010), and lived in argentina (1997) for a bit when i was younger. i went to the university of utah and lived in salt lake city from 2010-2018 before moving to chicago. i have been playing frisbee since junior year of highschool (2008) and primarily am a d-line handler. i currently play for nemesis and monarchs, and have played with a handful of teams throughout my career.

outside of frisbee, i have a noon-ish to midnight-ish job as a bar manager for a one michelin starred restaurant, and am currently working with the same owners to open another, more casual concept. i'm sure i'll speak on it this week, but i think hospitality is incredibly important in all aspects of life and not just from the point of view of a service industry worker. i also am currently employed by a private ambulance company, and will chat about the crossover in skills between being a bartender and EMT.

in my spare (non work, non frisbee) time, i loooove to cook, travel, host dinner parties, play a bunch of video games, and take long bike rides. i listen to a lot of audiobooks and collect records with jj.

you can find me on instagram and twitter both @annavthorn. looking forward to allowing y'all a lens into our lives! cheers.

https://mobile.twitter.com/annavthorn

(August 9th - August 15th)