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tunahaswares · 1 year

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- Lucien Flavius headcanons .

Lucien is book smart but absolutely not people smart. if you ask if he's flirting with you when he talks to you the first time, he stammers over his words and makes it sound *even worse*, which is so dorky and adorable to me. He knows a lot about history and random facts about the Dwemer, but he doesn't know how to adapt that knowledge to people. I mean, what he knows doesn't even begin to translate to socializing.

But he's still so naturally charismatic in a silly goofy way. He sings songs, does rhyming games with Inigo, tells you scary stories by the fire, etc etc. He has RIZZ he just doesn't know how to use it. or that it even exists.

(This man giggles and tells me I made him blush and I'M FUMBLING SO HARD IM TAKING SCREENSHOT AFTER SCREENSHOT- he did a little idle pose where he tilted his head and I squawked like a bird in shock.)

and his REACTION when you activate the lover stone.... whatever he says, he ends it with "not that I... ah..." like he's gonna say "not that I'm not interested in you!" or whatever. I forget the specifics of what he said, but he's saying the stone is better for the player and not for him, and is just generally embarrassed. I'd wager he's never been in a relationship before. He's always been study study study, books books books. And daydream daydream DAYDREAM.

Good lord his head's in the clouds sometimes. He's also confident in a weird way? Like he has self doubt, evident by how he asks Inigo "do you think I'm useful?". But when you kill your third dragon with him, he makes an off handed comment and calls your team "team Lucien". so he definitely has a fully fed ego from his very loving parents who gave him EVERYTHING. It's not like he ever asked his parents for dating advice, though. He never thought he'd need it!

So here he is, fumbling and turning bright red as he tries to convey his feelings.

"Well... you see, what I wanted to talk to you about was, I think I'm... No, I know I'm- would that even be the right word? I do really like you but can I even call it that? i-"

and he goes on and on. Can he say it? can he just say he's in love? isn't that a strong word?the poor guy is losing it.

I'ma just kiss him to shut him up fr fr

anyways.

He's totally a little spoon. He's barely even toned. Skinny and short, he needs to be protected and kept warm! Skyrim is a harsh land, very cold! He over thinks romantic gestures though. and affection.

He wants to hold your hand but "oooh is that okay? should he ask or would that be weird? but you're so stunning illuminated by the campfire... maybe he wants to kiss you instead - NO too much!" It gets him blushing just thinking about making a move like that!!!!

Oftentimes he will ask and need to be reassured he's doing the right thing by asking, or told he doesn't have to ask. depending on personal preference, ofc.

He's a darling angel. Don't worry, he gains confidence overtime! He can kiss you on the cheek and not feel like he's gonna explode! he still gets embarrassed, especially if you tease him over it.

"Aawww, still in love with me, Flavius?"

"Oh gods, not this again..."

You could never annoy him, even if his tone says otherwise. He gets frustrated being teased, but that's just overcooked embarrassment if you think abt it.

Loves pda but would never admit it... he feels comforted by it, just as long as it's not too much.

Hold his hand or wrap your arm around his waist. Bonus points if you do this while in windhelm. hates that fucking city, but LOVES showing u off to the Nords... look he's dating the fucking last dragonborn and ur not... who's the milk drinker now huh bitch???

Lucien loves to just relax after a long day. Reading to you is his favorite. He'll even try to cook dinner for the both of you if you're too tired after a whole days worth of preventing dragons from singing his ass.

As you fall asleep, head resting on his lap as he reads to you, Lucien will silently stroke your face and close his book.

And just… sit there. Admiring you. How did he ever get so lucky? You've saved him more time than he could count… He hopes his love is enough to repay you for that.

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wrote this on discord in midst of a ramble lol. Y'all deserve it tho

#elder scrolls #skyrim #lucien flavius #Lucien #the elder scrolls #skyrim mods #skyrim lucien #lucien x reader #lucien flavius x reader

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ye-local-simp · 2 years

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hi! I'm not sure if you're still doing match ups but if you are I was wondering if I could get a twst match up?

I'm a INTP that's 5'6. I'm very pale and skinny lol, I have lots of moles and the grey-est blue eyes with eye bags. my hair is long & brown with my bangs and front strands being a pale blonde, very messy and curly as well.

I usually try to keep to myself since my anxiety is atrocious and I don't do well in social situations often but I do make an effort to at least try to help others in need. I have one of those resting bitch faces and come across as rude, distant and brutally honest but I promise that once someone gets to know me better I can't stop smiling and laughing. I try to not get handsy but I do enjoy cuddles, hugs, hand holding all that stuff. I like to be playful and tease but I get tired super quickly ahah.

I tend to not talk, I really enjoy listening to others however! Sometimes I seem un-approachable because I'm quite literally wearing headphones 24/7 but I'm pretty chill about people randomly coming up to me. I'm an artist that enjoys all mediums- music, drawings, clothes, you name it! I have a crazy imagination so I tend to space out and daydream instead. I do have this fascination with anything aquatic however so I enjoy collecting sea shells, sand dollars, sea animal themed plushies- all that stuff! I kinda just collect things as a side hobby haha, I'm kinda a dry texter and don't respond a lot but it's mostly because I sleep so. much. I can sleep just about anywhere, and because of that I'm most likely sleeping all day/night-

I do tend to be nosy and tone deaf, even judgemental at times but I think my worst trait is how much I avoid my responsibilities.. basic self care, house chores, homework- anything really. I would just rather put those aside and play games, draw and listen to music much more but I'm working on it! but I think that's all I can really say abt me- I'm not the most interesting or colorful person but I try my best to make others happy and what not.

I hope you have a good day! Tysm either way :D

I am going to match you up with...

Jade!!

-Jade has to be one of the most gentlemanly person you have ever met.He actually wouldn't do much to annoy you. Like he wouldn't force you to be social and let's you hide behind him and Floyd if someone chooses to mess with you. He doesn't mind giving affection but expect him to tease you a lot for it. His teasings are so annoying and sweet at the same time that it's scary and wouldnt make you feel exhausted from it at all.

-Jade always talks to you about taking responsibility for your actions but if you really feel drained, he would help you with them. Of course for a price, a kiss... maybe? But if there is no reason, he would definitely find a way to make you do it.

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland fluff #twst fluff #twst scenarios #twst headcanons #twst matchup #twst match up event #twisted wonderland matchup event #twisted wonderland matchup

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matching-for-you · 10 months

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Hello! I was wondering if I could request a matchup for stranger things and Wednesday?

I don't know if you use zodiac or mbti but I'm an aquarius, INTP

I don't have a gender preference

Physical description: I'm 5'2, long brown hair, brown eyes with bags under them, skinny-ish, I've got an alt style and usually wear black.

Personality: I'm usually very calm or quiet and go with the flow person and not rowdy.

Im not the type of person to get angry, however, those rare times I do, I simply suppress it or distract myself till it just becomes an annoyance. I'm also not very emotional, I struggle to express my feelings to others.

I'm very logical but I am empathetic and understand what others may be going through, I just give logical solutions to them instead of comfort (I'm very awkward when comforting).

I struggle to often converse with people and even my closest friends since I'm not very open person. I end creating awkward tension when one to one with someone (this can also relate back to my fear of people not interested in my deep thoughts). However if im in a group, I do rely on others to create a conversation and I may comment and goof off if the vibe is there. I'm also known to be the mature one in the group and plan out a lot of things.

Although I can talk a lot if it's about a nerdy topic or smth-

I've also been told I'm very nice and almost too nice with my friends

I am very much an academic, yet I'm rlly lazy and procrastinate a lot but im working on it lmao.

I'm fairly introverted and prefer to stay inside and do things however I do love walking around town, going to the park or going to the library or thrift stores.

I am also creative and imaginative as I spend most of my time daydreaming a lot.

I do have maladaptive daydreaming disorder and do struggle in seeking validation from others sliently

Interests: molecular biology, forensic science, physics, philosophy, history, literature, psychology, horror ( in love-), and conspiracy theories

Not interested: sports (however I do enjoy archery and fencing), cars ( I'm not rlly a car person unless we're talking abt old time vehicles), environmental science (I hate it with a passion)

Hobbies: reading, playing video games, collecting things, painting, drawing and making jewelry, set building ( I'm in theater)

Music: it can range from victoran goth instrumental music to heavy Swedish metal lol

Sorry if this is too much or too little, if you have questions you can message me. Have a great day/night!

hello!

for wednesday i’d like to match you with wednesday herself! you’re both so similar that it would just make sense. you’d both balance each other out nicely and you’d get along very well.

for stranger things, i’d match you with robin! seeing as you don’t talk as much as her, and she talks almost too much, she’d fill all the silence.

#matchups #st #stranger things #wednesday #wednesday matchups #stranger things matchups

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ihatebnha · 3 years

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Dabi weiner

you are correct!

i know this isnt all about his weenie but.... yes i would and do think abt him nakey. goodbye.

It’s hard to lie to yourself... Dabi is kind of hot.

You like his tousled hair, often slicked up and shiny with grease. You like his loose-fitting clothes, the pieces that do little to hide the contours of his wiry figure. And to be honest, you also like his scars, figure covered with staples and piercings that only prove he is anything but sheltered, weak, something that makes his slanted and crooked smile even more alluring.

He looks mean, formidable, like he’s lived a hard life, and like he doesn’t care that you have, too, despite the fact that you always notice when his eyes start to linger.

Not that you don’t have you own moments of staring at him out of the corner of your eye, either; the both of you going back and forth blatantly eating one another up just waiting for the day that you actually do.

Which is partially why you’re still happy just imagining him, as though you don’t actually, very much so, want to run your hands down his scarred chest, smooth your fingers over the wrinkled, charred skin of torso, and pick at a staple just to to see if it bleeds…

It would just be because you admire him, of course, always having wondered about his body, but who knows how the real Dabi would react to any this, much less whether he’d prefer you pressed to his chest in his arms or perched atop his lap, among many other things.

Regardless, you’d let your fingers run their course; starting by carding through his hair, before gently descending over his eyes, jaw, and down his neck, shoulders before chest and skinny waist, and then even lower...

Because you also wonder what’s under his jeans.

He’s a frail boy, you know, not that he isn’t corded with layers of lean muscle, but you’ve seen the way his jeans bunch at his shoes and hang baggy on his hips, v-line unobscured with tight, pale skin that dips beneath his belt.

You notice there is no handsome happy trail, though maybe the hair is just too light or fine to see from far away, and you still can’t help but find yourself a little puzzled when you muse whether that means Dabi shaves or just... isn’t very hairy, since he really doesn’t seem like the type who bothers all too much with taking care of himself in that regard (despite the fact that it’s pretty obvious his black hair is box-dyed)…

Still, you fantasize; wonder how far the healthy, taut skin goes, and whether his thighs and knees are just as damaged as you’ve seen his ankles and torso to be, despite having have long since realized that you find the rough skin rather quite attractive.

Which you would find out, if Dabi, as he does in your little daydreams, were ever to run his hands over your body and let you press kisses to the stapled mixture of skin of his navel while getting on your knees for him; pawing with the rather large belt he usually dons, to which you imagine him grinning at, wide and hungry, as he helps you to take it off.

Though, this is always the part where you find pause; staring at Dabi with bated breath from where you fiddle with the zipper of his jeans below him, another finger threading through a belt loop as you search his face for consent, approval, praise, you’re not even really sure…

Part of you thinks that if his body was really, truly all that ruined, he wouldn’t stare at you with vicious eyes, undressing you with them for every League member to see, much less let anyone get as far enough to pull down his pants… but who’s really to know, with his sly smiles, mean looks, and crime record longer than even yours, it’s safe to say even you have no idea as to whether he would or wouldn’t fuck someone in his condition.

In your head (though it’s different every time you imagine it), you can see the patchwork image of his stapled thighs, soft and fuzzy at his groin, but with burns that descend down his skinny legs anyway, the skin marbled with char just waiting to be soothed.

The only part really left is his dick, which is harder to imagine than something you can partially say you’ve already seen before, and you can’t help but wonder if it was ruined at the same time and by the same thing that ruined, no, changed, the rest of him..

Not that you would ever turn him down if it was, genuinely happy to take whatever he was willing to give you, but still, the thoughts still sometimes consume you.

Is the skin untouched, soft and flushed pink, perfect to kiss and suckle on until he’s tugging on your hair and demanding you give him more? Does he like it rough, sloppy, and want you crying over a part of him that isn’t broken…?

Or… is Dabi’s cock much like the rest of his body, a warm plethora of stitches and heated skin, needing to be treated gently, gingerly, not that you wouldn’t still try to drip spit and drool all over his crotch regardless, but you would definitely be more careful; maybe focusing on kissing his balls, instead, his stomach, his thighs… anything you could reach.

Either way though, and maybe it doesn’t even matter, you find that you are willing to wait to find out.

You just hope he’s pierced.

#dabi x reader #dabi #toya todoroki x reader #touya todoroki x reader #bnha x reader #is it weird i want to pop dabi's back pimples #im thinking yes #i know i got my wisdom teeth out today but lokwey i actually feel kinda fine #ask #anon #Anonymous #caitie post

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bo0zey · 4 years

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Pick your favorite questions from the list.

i will do them all for u 0.o

1. Name cianna [see-ah-nah]

2. Nationality mexican irish german romanian hungarian french

3. Age 20

4. Birthday december 17, 1999

5. Zodiac sign (or your primal zodiac sign) sun: sagittarius; ascendant: leo; moon: aries

6. Gender female

7. Sexuality uhhhhhhhhhhhh idk but i will willingly kiss either gender

8. Your looks (add a picture or describe yourself) /tagged/my-face or u could just google pictures of fat rats

9. What do you/did you study? I’m currently a sophomore nursing major!

10. What's your current job like?/What job would you like to have? I’m currently a microbiology TA and I love it :) My dream job would be something with animals, like a vet tech or veterinarian

11. Your birth order i’m the oldest!

12. How many siblings do you have? 2 younger brothers

13. Do you have good relations with your family? my mom was my best friend, my dad and i get along better now that i’m in college, my brothers and i get along pretty well & we’re staring to get closer now that they’re getting older n growing up n developing their own personalities lol

14. How many friends do you have? errrr idk this is a hard question. i have a lot of acquaintances but i’d say i have maybe like less than 10 real friends??

15. Your relationship status single :D

16. What do you look for in a SO? funny!!!!!!!!!must be humorous!!!!and sarcastic and a little weird w darker sense of humor so we can laugh n be dumb together!!!!!!! also i would like them to be kind to me and those around them bc mean ppl suck. also they have to like animals. also i would like them to be loyal and trustworthy and 110% in love w me. and for physical stuff idk kinda attractive but NOT CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE like i personally don't really like the typically ‘attractive’ person???

17. Do you have a crush? currently in love w the cute chinese boy who lives across from my dorm room even tho i have never even spoken to him n he is totally unaware of my existence!!!!!!!! hahah oops :D

18. When did you have your first kiss? i mean technically 3rd grade i think but that doesn't really count so like maybe 16????

19. Do you prefer serious and meaningful relationships or casual dating/one night stands? i mean in the long term i would definitely like to have a serious relationship but at the moment i’m only into casual stuff bc my heart isn't ready to be broken again sknfkjdbnkjd

20. What are your deal breakers? errrr i’m not sure....cheating is a no no, ppl that are interested in fucking every single person they see is a turn off, DUMB PEOPLE like ppl you can't even have a proper conversation with bc they're so DUMB, and ppl who r mean/judgmental/arrogant

21. How was your day? ok! accidentally slept thru my math class but caught a glimpse of my crush across campus when he was abt to smoke a cig and i got chipotle n i online shopped a ton from shein

22. Favourite food & drink deep dish spinach pizza from giordano’s & orange vitamin water

23. What position do you sleep in? i fall asleep on my left side hugging a body pillow

24. What was your last dream about? ate a braid of hair and inside the braid was bacon

25. Your fears not going to make it thru nursing school, not being financially stable as an adult, not having a family of my own, probably more but those r currently top 3

26. Your dreams i don't have any idk....maybe having like a house of my own and having as many animals as i want?? and i would like a loving partner with a daughter of our own

27. Your goals survive nursing school and lose 40 pounds and don't die before my cat

28. Any pets? i have a dog named cherry Cola, a cat named Leto, and a betta fish named Perc

29. What are your hobbies? writing stories about people in love, listening to music

30. Any cool places in your area? in my college town??? NO it sucks. in my hometown??? Not really it’s a small lil village with only restaurants and parks. but at home i’m near downtown chicago so that’s cool i guess

31. What was your last awkward situation? the first thing that comes to mind is my FIRST and so far ONLY encounter with my crush. we live in the same dorm building and i was wearing my nursing scrubs and had no make up on and about to go upstairs to my dorm, and then i heard footsteps and i was like ‘hahaha what if its my crush’ AND THEN HE FUCKIGJNG appeared from down the hallway to go back to HIS DORM [which is RIGHT ACROSS FROM MINE] and i literally STARED at him, then threw open the door and RAN UP THE STAIRS LIKE I LITERALLY DIDNT EVEN HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME AND HE WAS LIKE SO CLOSE BEHIND ME I WAS JUST SO NERVOUS MY FLIGHT OR FIGHT RESPONSE TOOK OVER AND I FUCKING FLED I LITERALLY RAN AWAY FROM HIM I AHTE MYSELF SO MUCH IM SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

32. What is your last regret? errrrr idk i regret a lot of dumb things.......

33. Language/s you can speak English n a LITTLE bit of Spanish

34. Do you believe in astrological stuff? (Zodiac, tarot, etc.) i’m really into zodiac stuff and i have got to say they are pretty spot on in accuracy idk

35. Have any quirks? ummmm ofc!!i am the quirkiest person i know hajnjfxbkjx like if u asked my roommates/friends they’d probably be better at answering this than me bc i don't see anything abt me as quirky but they always tell me i am quirky and do weird things but idk man I'm just existing

36. Your pet peeves err idk currently its ppl that constantly brag about dumb shit

37. Ideal vacation somewhere warm with me + the ocean + the loml + unlimited alcohol

38. Any scars? yeah :D both emotional AND physical!!!!

39. What does your last text message say? ‘ok thats a more than fair statement’

40. Last 5 things from your search history how many carbs should i eat, chipotle bowl calories, is the grim reaper the angel of death, ceftriaxone adverse effects, red man syndrome

41. What's your [device] background? lockscreen is a peach-theme background i made and home screen is my weight loss goals

42. What do you daydream about? the characters in my stories.................and being skinny

43. Describe your dream home pretty brick house??? flowers outside??? 3 floors--main floor, basement and upstairs??? 3 bedrooms n 3 bathrooms maybe??? master bedroom has its own bathroom!!! and open concept main floor. big kitchen and very homey n warm all around. as for like an apartment i want something cozy and aesthetically pleasing and warm

44. What's your religion/Your thought about religion i don't have a religion but if ppl do have a religion then thats not my business

45. Your personality type entj but only bc i got 3% extraverted; i am very closely related to intj tho n i think i fit that one better

46. The most dangerous thing you've done uhhhhhh probably operating a vehicle while high out of my mind. definitely the dumbest thing i ever did 0/10 would recommend anyone ever doing that

47. Are you happy with your current life? its ok but it could probably be better. i want to be done w college and skip to the part where i have a successful career and my own home and i can lay up w the loml every night

48. Some things you've tried in your life alcohol???weed??gummy edibles....

49. What does your wardrobe consist of? sweaters/sweatshirts/leggings

50. Favourite colour to wear? black, maroon, peach, purple, gray, idk

51. How would you describe your style? oh jeez idk i wear whatever i want so like e-girl when i really try and basic white girl when i don't care

52. Are you happy with your current looks? no i hate everything about myself lol

53. If you could change/add something to your appearance - impossible or not - what would it be? more freckles on my face....also be thinner n have longer hair

54. Any tattoos or piercings? my nose and septum are pierced!

55. Do you get complimented often? kinda by my friends but i always yell at them to stop so they don't compliment like as much bc they know i hate it but they still do it sometimes idk

56. Favourite aesthetic? i wanna be an e-girl yo!!!!!!!!!

57. A popular trend that you dislike nobody has a crush on me and i hate it

58. Songs you're currently obsessed with? pied piper by BTS

59. Song you normally wouldn't admit you like. anything by BTS lol i used to like be embarrassed for how much i like k pop but now i don't really care lol #stanBTS2020

60. Favourite genre? rap/r n b/alternative

61. Favourite artist/band/genre? i listen to every genre except country sooooooo yeah i really like billie eilish, BTS, the weeknd, juicewrld, lil nas x, trippie red, post malone,

62. Hated popular songs/artists? i don't rlly like selena gomez or justin bieber or taylor swift

63. Put your music on shuffle and list first 5 only - RY X i.f.l.y. - Bazzi novacane - frank ocean jungle - drake bang! - trippie redd

64. Can you sing or play any instruments? no and no

65. Do you like karaoke? no but i like to sing along to songs when I'm alone

66. Own any albums? haha noooo i got apple music son

67. Do you listen to radio? What stations? errr RARELY i used to listen to r n b stations tho

68. Favourite movie/series? idk donnie darko?? i also just finished tharntype n that was really good. also i liked tokyo ghoul. AND GIVEN IS REALLY GOOD

69. Favourite genre of movies/books/etc i like horror/scary/paranormal/funny movies and i like love stories in books

70. Your fictional crush/es danny phantom, ken kaneki

71. Which fictional character is you? uhhhh idk...

72. Are you a shipper? List your otps, if so frerard, ryden, taekook, mewgulf

73. Favourite greek god? idk they all kinda suck but maybe hades

74. A legend from where you live that you like i don't really know any:(

75. Do you like art? What's your favourite work or artist? i like to look at art! i think van gogh is cool

76. Can you share your other social media? ig: ciannnna venmo: ciannnna

77. Favourite youtubers? i don't really watch youtubers but maybe shane dawson and emma chamberlain

78. Favourite platform? twitter

79. How much time do you spend on the internet? too much time

80. What video games have you played? Which one's your favourite? i once played GTA5 that was fun!

81. Your favourite books (manga also counts) idk i don't really read anymore:/ i was into the hunger games and the twilight series when i was young. now i kinda read online manga and i really liked BJ Alex and killing stalking. and like for online books the unholyverse series, a splitting of the mind, the anatomy of a fall

82. Do you play board/card games? no but i like to play checkers and uno and cards against humanity

83. Have you ever been to a night marathon in cinema? nopee

84. Favourite holiday halloween is cool also christmas is alright bc gifts

85. Are you into dramas? i’ve been getting into thai boys love dramas lol sue me

86. Would you use death note, if you had one? um YES.

87. What changes would you make in the world, no matter how impossible, if you had the power to? everyone needs to be a little kinder and have a crush on me

88. Could you survive a zombie apocalypse? absolutely not I'm not physically fit and don't have useful skills

89. If you had to be turned into a paranormal being, what would it be? vampire duh [or maybe ghost]

90. What would you want to happen to you after your death? i want to see my mom

91. If you had to change your name, what would be your pick? idk something cool ... i love the name Daisy

92. Who would you switch your life with for a week? idk probably kylie jenner

93. Pick an emoji to be your tattoo idk the alien? 94. Write 3 things about yourself - only one of them must be true -im very productive with my time management skills -my favorite color is purple -i don't get nervous when I'm alone in public

95. Cold or hot? cold

96. Be a hero or be a villain? anti-hero

97. Sing everything you want to say or rhyme? sing if i’m good at it but if I'm not good then rhyme

98. Shapeshifting or controlling time? shapeshifting

99. Be immortal or be immune to everything aside from natural death?immortal

100. ..... or .....? ......?

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turnipmage · 7 years

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ten facts about velimus and adrien?

ok so i didnt know if u wanted ten facts abt both of them or ten each so i went w ten each (actually 12 for adrien bc i love him) (thank u!!!!!!!!)#oc: adrien #oc: velimus

adrien

1. hes still a vanguard and therefore biotic and pretty much 90% of his biotics involve hitting things with force, like his punch, slamming himself into ppl w his dash, his biotic pull is basically playing pingpong w someonr, etc. he has difficulty sustaining constant things like biotic shields or holding someone still midair bc hes just not used to it (+didnt have super official training wooooooooops)

2. is vegetarian (meat only, hes fine with eggs and dairy products (tho hes mildly lactose intolerant))

3. hes chinese + his full name is adrien jiahong zhu

4. the type of guy who will stop what hes doing to help a small bug or worm off the sidewalk. god forbid its something like a large deer thats injured or youll be there forever

5. loves Jokes Jests and Pranks, particularly slapstick humor or stuff like shaking someones hand with a buzzer or putting down a whoopie cushion. is constantly distressed that his prosthetics arent on the left so he can make "im all right now" jokes. at least he has "lemme give you a hand". his turian crewmates are so tired of his shit

6. still working out his n v's n the others backstories but for rn at least he was an alliance soldier who had to take charge of a squad whether bc he was promoted or bc he old commander died on the mission, long story short everyone except like 1 or 2 ppl died and those few ppl refuse to talk to him and the stress/trauma from the mission exacerbated sooooome issues he has which led to yknow suicidal behaviors like trying to off himself etc until he was discharged. after which he just kinda went into being a freelancer/problem-solver/bodyguard/etc for money. after some fandangling he helps out some turian soldiers and, with his perfectly rational self, decided Sneaking Onto The Turian Warship would be a great idea. somehow they dont kill him, he worms his way into their hearts, etc, everyones happy

7. casually dated a krogan while he was a freelancer, theyre still buddies and keep in touch

8. ive talked abt it b4 briefly but he really likes the 60s california surfer aesthetic. he has a beach boys song as his ringtone, a bunch of vintage pictures he downloaded off the extranet plastered on the walls of his tiny closet bedroom on the ship, wants a vintage woodie car even though wheels seem to be pretty obsolete, and likes to visit the beach when able.

9. he plays the bass and can sing pretty passibly

10. has and will readily complain about minor bumps and scrapes to have an excuse to go visit velimus in the med bay to get around the "no interrupting someones work" rule. velimus goes along with it

11. also the type of guy who doesnt give literally two shits abt respecting orders if someone might get hurt in the process. like to the point where in the middle of battle he picked up and hauled the /captain of his ship/ who can /kick his ass/ off the battlefield bc she would have kept fighting til she keeled over and hes NOT having that

12. can and has eaten turian food and suffered the moderate-to-severely bad allergic reactions REPEATEDLY just to see what it tastes like. has looked velimus (yknow, the Resident Fucking Doctor) in the eyes directly as he popped a whole turian mini doughnut in his mouth.

velimus:

1. became a medic more out of neccessity and feelings of duty than a commitment to protecting life, hes warmed up to the job over the years but still

2. a hopeless romantic but very, very lowkey and guarded about it, even after he gets into a relationship w adrien. like, writes Gay Shit about how pretty n dark adriens eyes are and how soft his skin is but would probably never say it to his face even though adrien would Love it

3. a pretty soothing person to be around, which is good considering his job. nice, low-toned voice, pretty calm and hard to phase when it comes to in the middle of battle. its great

4. sister is antovia, captain of the ship

5. ive drawn him relatively skinny but im gonna practice drawing more heavyset turian body types bc if adrien is a speedy punchy bullet then velimus is a beefy strong professional weightlifter. like adrien still Lifts him regularly but velimus is the true lifter of the relationship and has carried 2-3+ full grown injured turians back to safety at least once probably

6. main weapon is literally a massive cleaver. i still cant decide if its a fancy futureistic light one like the omnitool blade or A Literal Cleaver he carries around. who the fuck uses GUNS when you can carve someone in half with one smooth stroke

7. loves the human dark souls and bloodborne games

8. loves just. space? astronomy? stars and how different they look from planet to planet and just how VAST the universe is? daydreams about being an explorer and discovering new species

9. enjoys sparring in the ring a lot and can get maybe a little too vicious

10. holds grudges like a motherfucker

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