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For the astrology questions, I humbly ask:
Sun - Taurus - 1H
sun ⇢ name 5 things you like about yourself?
Oh god, impossible to answer question! I like that my eye colour is so dark that it looks almost like I have black eyes. I like my boob size. --- I'm coming up blank now I'm sorry. I guess I like that I have a lot of knowledge on historical events? Thats it tho, there is nothing else I like.
taurus ⇢ what's your favorite food?
Flammkuchen! Its a french dish from Alsace and is a little like pizza (but a different dough) and you eat it with onions and bacon and it's perfect and has ruined my tase for pizza forever (because pizza just can't compare)
1H ⇢ describe your style
I wear whatever I feel comfy in when it comes to shirts, prefer tops to tshirts because i get sweaty, but I don’t care what style or whatever. I like high waisted Jeans mostly because my hips are fat and I need them covered. But mostly I just walk around like an unfashionable boring person (With bandshirts!)
Astrology asks here :)
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Chapter 19 - All Hail Prince Charles
As a Charles fan, the day he wins the Monaco Grand Prix will be the happiest day of my life (I will probably cry). also, weird that I legit forgot until now - is that I have not been doing fastest lap...and I completely forgot about sprint races. So, in this reality, there were no sprints or fastest points until now because I wanted Charles to have a grand slam!
So, please enjoy this fun chapter! much love to all!
like always comments, questions, concerns, reblogs, and likes are always appreciate!
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You stood next to the entrance to the paddock, phone out rapidly texting someone. With each sound of the turnstile, you thought it was the two brothers who you were waiting for. Well, them, their mother, and Max. 
Apparently, you had gotten the time wrong of when you needed to get to the paddock, and showed up almost two hours early. And, in pure introvert form (whenever you were around people you weren’t comfortable with), you just kept to yourself and waited right by the entrance. 
It was pretty busy in the paddock today. The color that stood out the most was the iconic red of the Tifosi, dressed to impress their favorite Monegasque driver. Even people who weren’t very fond of the sport came to support him. 
Charles was basically royalty. Which had you questioning if you and Max were “royalty” too, since you lived there. But, it didn’t extend as much as it does for Charles and his family. People practically kissed the ground he walked on. And maybe practically was an understatement as you had seen a guy do it one time. 
Your face was still buried in your phone, when someone suddenly bumped into you. You went to apologize before your eyes were set on your favorite pair of dimples. 
“Bonjour mon beau garcon,” you said softly, not to alert anyone in the surround area. You were still keeping the relationship on the down low, even if it had been almost two months. 
Arthur quickly hugged you, trying to make it not seem like a “romantic hug.” Besides, people had seen much hugs much more intimate than the ones you were now doing. Maybe you were toning it down a little too much. 
“Bonjour mon ange,” he whispered in your ear, making a blush cross your cheeks. Laughter was heard behind him and you peeked over his shoulder. 
Along with Max, Charles, and Pascale giving you smug looks, a certain German driver was also in the group. 
Not wasting anytime, you shoved your poor boyfriend to the side (completely missing his “kicked puppy dog eyes”), and jumped into the German’s arms. 
“Seb!” 
Now that got a lot of people’s attention. Suddenly camera clicks were heard from everywhere. You frantically pulled away. 
Oops. 
Sebastian looked a little shy in the limelight, or maybe it was just your imagination. But you were determined to get the cameras off of him. Your eyes darted to the red and white clad driver and suddenly you had an idea. The cameras weren’t focused on him, so it was perfect. 
You ran to the back of Charles and lightly put your hands of his back to push him out to the open. He gave you a questioning look. 
“Just do what you normally do Charlie.” 
Your eyes focused on an announcer with a megaphone. 
Perfect.
You raced over, said a few words to him, and came back to the group with megaphone in hand. 
“Kid, what are you doing?” Max asked, hands gripping his backpack. You ignored your older teammate and turned the thing on. 
With it almost kissing your lips, you started to yell hand outstretched in Charles’s direction. 
“All hail, Prince Charles Marc Herve, uh…” 
Arthur leaned over and whispered with a shit-eating grin on his face, “Perceval.” 
“Perceval – dude, how many middle names do you have – Leclerc!” 
Thankfully, your plan worked and now Charles was surrounded by multiple journalists and photographers. 
You ran back over to give the announcer the megaphone back. 
Looking back at Max, who was secretly recording Charles looking so lost in the crowd, you made your way to the group. 
“Shall we go Maximillian?” 
The Dutchman rolled his eyes. “That is not my name.” 
“Well if Charles has a lord-esque name, you can have one too! Thur, are you in our garage today or Ferrari?” 
He shot you a sad-ish smile. “I’m with Ferrari today. Seb and I are doing the thing.”
A look of clarity shone on your face. “Oooohhhh. Well then, you go do your thing. Wait, but you aren’t doing it with…” 
“Oui, but Sebastian is the guest and he wants me to be with him.” 
Your eyes playfully glared at the German, who held his hands up in mock-surrender. 
“I will return him in one piece kinde,” he promised. 
“Fine. Let’s go Maximilian.” 
“Geitje, once again, not my name.” 
“Then stop calling me a small goat. Well, I mean, I am a GOAT, in a sense.” 
“It’s cute!” 
Arthur watched as the two of you bickered, before going over to save his brother. It definitely didn’t help that Charles was on pole today, at his home race. Everyone was sweating and praying that this would be the year that he took his home race. Arthur was surprised that Max was in a playful mood, since he was starting a whopping P5 today and you were ahead of him at P4. 
He had wanted to ask you about it, but didn’t want to push for information that you might not have been comfortable to share.  
Starting Grid 
Charles Leclerc 
Carlos Sainz 
Lando Norris 
Y/n L/n 
Max Verstappen 
George Russell 
Lewis Hamilton 
Oscar Piastri 
Alex Albon
Logan Sargeant
Lance Stroll 
Yuki Tsunoda 
Fernando Alonso 
Pierre Gasly 
Daniel Ricciardo 
Valtteri Bottas 
Zhou Guanyu 
Esteban Ocon 
Kevin Magnussen 
Nico Hulkenberg 
Christian had asked you and Max to meet him quickly in one of the back rooms. You and Max were squished on one of the couches while your team principal comfortably sat on the opposite sofa. This felt like you and Max had been called to the principal’s office and you were about to get in trouble. 
Christian leaned forward. “Now, Max, we know that for some reason your tyres aren’t doing well in Monaco this year.” 
Max nodded, seeming to know where this was going. 
“But we wanted to ask you first if you’d be all right letting Y/n have the priority for this race. You are comfortably leading the championship as of right now. We would have liked to extend it by more points, but we can’t figure out what is wrong with the tyres this race.” 
Max sat for a moment and you winced. You knew he didn’t want to give up the giant gap that he had, especially since Charles won the last race as well. 
“It’s fine.” 
Your eyebrows raised as you looked at him. He met your eyes and gave you a smile that didn’t quite reach his. You knew he was mentally giving you the ok to go ahead, but it didn’t mean that you had to like it. Already knowing the race, Red Bull did not have the upper hand in Monaco. This race was for Ferrari and McLaren. 
The “meeting” didn’t go much longer, but the three of you did talk about new strategies so that the two of you could get the maximum points out of it. You both would be trying for fastest lap and as many positions gained as possible. 
Back in the garage, you whined as you were trying to clip the strap under your helmet. Normally, Arthur would be there to help, but no, he had to be in the enemy’s garage. You were silently cursing his and Seb’s management. 
Mitch thankfully saw your annoyance and came to help. 
“No help today?” she asked as she clipped the strap and then helped finagle your helmet to where it was supposed to go. 
“Nope,” you popped the ‘p,’ “he’s in enemy territory today.” 
“Ah.” 
You looked at her through the empty eye space. “Goodluck kiss?” You tried your best puppy eyes. 
The older woman rolled her eyes, but gave your helmet a kiss none-the-less. You grinned as you stepped into the car. 
It was definitely a sunny day in Monaco, that’s for sure. One of your mechanics held a small umbrella as you waited for the signal. 
“Radio check please Y/n.” 
“So Liam is in town, I saw him earlier. And we both know that this is thee Lightning McQueen circuit. Charles just keeps rolling his eyes. Also, Liam and his girlfriend invited me and Arthur for a double date to go to California for the summer break so that we can go see the Radiator Springs set up at Disneyland. Also!” 
“Ok, radio is working.” 
“Boooooo. You just don’t want to hear about my amazing plans. You could come too if you’d like!” 
“Kid, they gave the signal almost 5 seconds ago.” 
“Oh.” 
“And it’s lights out and away we go for the 2024 Monaco Grand Prix. Charles Leclerc has made a lightning start on his teammate. Did he switch out his car for another? Carlos Sainz is overtaken by Lando Norris on turn 1. Max Verstappen has made a position and is now in P5 ahead of his teammate. Now, Verstappen has complained about his tyre degradation all weekend long. We just need to see how long he can stay ahead of Y/n L/n as her tyres seem to last a bit longer than his.” 
“Mitch, I thought I was supposed to be ahead.” 
“Checking.”
What was Max doing? He had said that it was fine for you to have the priority, but was being kind of an ass right now. 
“This was not the strategy that we went over. He’s being an asshole right now.” 
“Seems like the Bulls are fighting as Y/n L/n is voicing her irritation. I do wonder what they went over prior to the race.”  
Arthur watched as your tried to get around your teammate. His heart sunk a bit as you were pushed off the track, but got right back on. Pascale stood right next to him and put a hand on his shoulder for comfort. He wished he could be in your garage right now, because this was the last race until Austria that he’d be able to attend.
Mitch was finally able to give you an answer. “Ok, you are going to box now.” 
You entered the pit lane and were fitted with mediums since you started on softs. This race was going to be a one-stop-wonder. 
Right as you were coming out of the pit lane, you saw two cars collide right with each other. 
“THE TWO MERCEDES ARE OUT! L/N IS OUT OF THE PITS AND IS IN THE MIDDLE OF IT! THE SMOKE IS THICK, DID SHE JOIN THE DEBRIS?” 
It was all in slow motion for you. One minute, you were in clear skies, the next you were covered in smoke. You had seen George try to go a bit wide, but you guessed he didn’t see Lewis. You frantically tried to remember where they seemed to stop as you continued through the smoke. 
Arthur had watched your car disappear behind the curtain of smoke. His heart sank even more than it had a few laps ago. He quickly stood up to look at the small tv a bit closer. He was joined by Sebastian and his mom. 
“Tu as dit que tu ferais attention,” he whispered. 
GP came over Max’s radio. “Red flag at the pit entrance, Max. Come in so they can clear the debris.” 
“The pits? Was it Y/n? I see smoke.” 
“It was the Mercedes.” 
“But she was right there?” 
Max quickly pulled in and all but jumped out of the car. 
Thankfully, you had expertly dodged the debris and flew out of the smoke. 
“Woo, that was a bit smoky. I’m guessing red flag?” you asked Mitch. 
“Yep, do your lap and then come in.” 
It took you a bit longer to get back, since you had just pitted, but you finally made it. What you weren’t expecting was a giant hug from Max who kept apologizing. 
“I’m sorry for the first move, I shouldn’t have done that.” 
You bumped him a bit. “No biggie. Just please don’t do that again. We don’t need a Brocedes 2.0. Time for a juice box.” 
The two of you thankfully found some juice boxes before you had to get back into the car. It would be another grid start, with how everyone was when they were out of the track. So you would have come out second, still behind Charles but in front of Lando. Max would be behind Carlos in P5. 
At the start, Charles still had a great get away, pulling way in front of you like Max had been able to do in 2023. You were able to keep your P2 ahead of Lando while Max gained Carlos’s position. 
Thankfully, the rest of the race was smooth going. Max had not been able to keep up with Lando and fell behind Carlos and ended the race in a pitiful P5.  
However, the crowds were roaring as Charles finally brought home the Monaco Grand Prix. 
“I can practically hear the celebrations starting. As he did in 2019, Charles Leclerc has won back-to-back races. And for the first time in 93 years, a Monegasque has crossed the checkered flag in P1. Charles Leclerc has done it and wins the 2024 Monaco Grand Prix. It is also a Grand Slam for the Ferrari driver as he had pole, P1, and fastest lap. 
“He is followed by Red Bull’s Y/n L/n and McLaren’s Lando Norris. Carlos Sainz finishes fourth with Max Verstappen finishing fifth.” 
Race Results 
Charles Leclerc + fastest lap – 26 points 
Y/n L/n – 18 points 
Lando Norris – 15 points 
Carlos Sainz – 12 points 
Max Verstappen – 11 points 
Oscar Piastri – 8 points 
Yuki Tsunoda – 6 points 
Logan Sargeant – 4 points 
Pierre Gasly – 2 points 
Daniel Ricciardo – 1 point  
Alex Albon
Lance Stroll 
Fernando Alonso 
Kevin Magnussen 
Zhou Guanyu 
Valtteri Bottas 
Esteban Ocon 
Nico Hulkenberg 
Lewis Hamilton – DNF 
George Russell – DNF 
Champions Standings 
Max Verstappen – 179 points 
Charles Leclerc – 146 points 
Y/n L/n – 98 points 
Lando Norris – 88 points 
Oscar Piastri – 61 points 
Lewis Hamilton – 60 points 
Carlos Sainz – 46 points 
George Russell – 35 points 
Alex Albon – 26 points 
Fernando Alonso – 23 points
Logan Sargeant – 23 points  
Daniel Ricciardo – 22 points
Yuki Tsunoda – 2 points 
Pierre Gasly – 1 point 
Lance Stroll 
Zhou Guanyu 
Kevin Magnussen 
Nico Hulkenberg 
Valtteri Bottas 
Esteban Ocon 
Constructors Standings  
Red Bull – 277 points 
Ferrari – 192 points 
McLaren – 149 points 
Mercedes – 95 points 
Williams – 49 points 
Racing Bulls – 24 points 
Aston Martin – 23 points 
Alpine – 1 point 
Haas 
Alpha Romeo 
It felt nice, to be up with Charles and Lando on the podium. It would be your first without Max. Thinking back to the last weekend in Imola, you felt proud. You honestly didn’t care if your parents were watching or not. You being on the podium without the three-time world champ felt like the biggest middle finger plus an extra “fuck them” for good measure. 
You looked down at the crowd and saw Arthur standing with Pascale, Max, Christian, and Sebastian. You tried to spray them to the best of your ability after having almost dumped everything on Charles, who may or may not have cried during the national anthem (it’s ok though because you were crying right along with him). 
You knew how much it meant for him, especially after Jules and his dad. 
And it was great to see Lando, since he hasn’t podiumed all season long. Thankfully, he didn’t break Charles’s trophy (because you think the Ferrari driver would have cried again). 
To celebrate, the Leclercs picked a nice restaurant to go to, instead of a night club. Max, who was also invited, brought Kelly and P as well. 
“So Charles, now that you won the Monaco Grand Prix, do you feel even more like Lightning McQueen now?” 
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y.n89 if you told me that I would have podiumed with lightning mcqueen himself at his home race (and kind of mine as well), I would have laughed in your face. Sad my teammate couldn't join me, but this is for the people who thought I wasn't good enough. look at me now! kachow ⚡️⚡️
and I got to see my pretty boy as well!
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y/n_on_top she cracks me up with each post, she did not tag Charles on lightning's picture
y/nxarthur hmmmm boyfriend maybe lives in Monaco, Arthur lives in Monaco, therefore - Arthur is the boyfriend
y/nxollie keep dreaming
charles_leclerc did you seriously post a picture of a cartoon character instead of me??
y/n.89 yes, because I asked you for pictures and you never responded 🤔 charles_leclerc we were at dinner?? maxverstappen1 and???? y/n.89 yeah, and?????????????
olliebearman MOM ON PODIUM
y/n_lives_inmyhead_rentfree see this is for the people literally shipping a mom and son y/n&co a single mom who works two jobs...
arthur_leclerc so so happy for you!
y/n'ssecretbf I feel bad for her boyfriend because her dad is literally Christian Horner, big brothers are Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc, and her best friend is Arthur Leclerc (no one is safe from the dimples)
liamlawson lightning mcqueen is the goat
maxverstappen1 no I am lewishamilton you're wrong there y/n.89 you are both wrong, who has 5 piston cups and who doesn't landonorris preach! 🙌🙌
y/n.nation that whole podium was chaos, glad lando didn't break the trophy
chachanation glad I wasn't the only one crying
rascalflatts guess we have to accept the invite to play at COTA
y/n.89 HELLO?????? BIG FAN liamlawson ME TOO maxverstappen1 oh no
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charles_leclerc I never would have thought that I'd win a race in 2024 or even back to back races. Thank you to the team. This is for everyone who thought I was done with...I hope I have proved you wrong. For Papa and Jules, I'm home! Forza Ferrari ❤️🏎️
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cha16 OUR BOY RIGHT THERE
leclerc_on_top YEAAHHHHHHHHHH
chuck_leclerck I was crying so much. was worried about the restart but he pushed through!
y/n.89 so so proud of you Charlie! Max will let you become WDC next year
maxverstappen1 when did I EVER agree to that?? y/n.89 just now :)
lestappenlove oh my gosh, first Monegasque in almost 100 years to win their home race! history maker right here!
max&Charlie sad that max wasn't there to celebrate with him :(
leclercbros apparently some people saw Max at dinner with the Leclerc family
y/n_best_rookie was y/n there as well? leclercbros yes she was! along with kelly and P
tifosi4ever now Carlos just needs to win the Spanish Grand Prix and then one of them needs to win Monza!
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porsche.motorsport we are happy to announce the signing of Arthur Leclerc and Sebastian Vettel to our team. They will be preparing for future endurance racing and will be brand ambassadors until then as well. Welcome to the team Arthur and Seb!
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endur4nce I was not expecting this today....but I'm not complaining
thurthur I did not see this coming, even after seb was in the garage with Arthur in Monaco
leclercbros oh yeah, I saw that but didn't even suspect anything
y/n.89 and what do we say?? ☺️☺️
arthur_leclerc thank you y/n for setting this amazing opportunity up (not like I got signed because I was incompetent) sebastianvettel just the pretty face for us arthur_leclerc w o w
arthur-leclerc4ferrari I guess I need to change my user
arthur-leclerc4porsche that's better
y/nxarthur this is sad because I looked at the calendar and Arthur will miss the next two races along with the Vegas race
porsche welcome to the family!
y/n.89 when will I get added? I have my two Porsches and haven't bought any other cars porsche.motorsports just sign with us?? redbullracing stay back from our rookie 🤺 maxverstappen1 yeah 🤺 🤺
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annymation · 13 hours
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What things annoyed and infuriated you the most in Wish 2023 (or Canon!Wish)?
OOOOH BOY! You just gave me permission to open a whole can of worms! Let's gooo!
Okay so here's a list:
I don't like how weak the reveal of what Magnifico actually does is. Asha finds out that he doesn't grant all the wishes, awesome, that would be a cool reveal, except, it's not a reveal, she freakin KNEW THIS! Asha herself said to a kid "It could be you someday" COULD! Asha, you said COULD, as in, there's the POSSIBILITY he'll grant that kid's wish, not a certainty! Not to mention if he only grants ONE wish per month then OF FREAKING COURSE not all wishes are granted. Okay, case in point, there's no grand reveal that the king is doing something no one knew, Asha apparently just forgot how their kingdom works.
Now hear me out, I am NOT one of those people that says Magnifico is a hero and Asha is a villain, I wanna make this clear, because although I find people who legit think like that kinda funny and I reblog their takes from time to time, I also find it frustrating that Disney managed to make a STRAIGHT, WHITE, MAN, IN A POSITION OF POWER, MORE LIKABLE THAN THEIR SECOND BLACK PROTAGONIST! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? IT'S SO EASY TO MAKE US HATE HIM!!!-ahem- But, although Magnifico is the most likable character in the movie, I do not see him as a hero, no no no, keeping the wishes away from the people of Rosas is bad, pretending that he'd grant Sabino's wish only to say SIKE was bad, saying he'd never grant Asha family's wishes was bad. So, am I saying Magnifico is a villain?... No. That's topic number 2, Magnifico wasn't a villain, he was a jerk. A jerk does not a villain make. I didn't feel threatened by that man for not a single minute, and that's including when he was possessed by the evil book, speaking of which.
That dang book both ruined and saved the movie honestly, because yeah, although it's a stupid way to make Magnifico an actual villain, but in a way that makes us sympathize with him since he's not in his right mind, and the last thing you want is for the audience to feel bad for your villain... Well, there's exceptions of course, but that's a whole other subject. But even though the book caused all this damage, it also gave us King unhinged, campy, straight up evil, fruity, voiced by Chris Pine having the time of his life Magnifico, and I loved every second of it, I ate possessed Magnifico up, I was living for every cringe cliche evil dialogue that came out of him, like hell yeah, that's what I've been waiting for, that's what it's all about WOOOOOO!!! I loved him so much I just copy pasted his personality into the Magnifico in my rewrite, although, my version is actually willing to kill teens, while Canon Mag seemed more hesitant for some reason, my headcanon is that Magnifico was fighting the curse deep down, and that's why his magic actually didn't hurt anyone, so... That's sad, hope he breaks out of the mirror and kills them all Idk
We're on topic 4 and this is not even half of my problems oh my... Anyway, Asha is boring. And I mean like, in a way that feels intentional, how did they do it? It's fascinating how she has nothing going for her, she doesn't stand out, doesn't have any internal conflicts at the start of the movie, something ALL Disney princesses have: Belle doesn't fit in with her village, Mulan struggles to make her family proud, Mirabel struggles to make her family proud x10.000, Moana wants to explore the sea but can't, Ariel wants to explore the land but can't, Jasmine wants to get out of the castle but can't, Cinderella is a victim of domestic abuse, ya'll get the idea, all these girls get their struggles that make them compelling, what's Asha's struggle that has been with her for most of her life?... Uh... Her grandpa, this dude we just met and seems pretty happy... Doesn't have his wish granted yet... Ok, what else? Oh yeah everyone in town seems to love her and dance along with her to show tourists how cool the kingdom is... Uhum... So yeah she has no compelling struggles that hook us with her from the start, and the conflict she DOES get, as I explained before, feels underwhelming.
The setting, oh the setting. Like, don't get me wrong, the architecture is pretty, but nothing about it screams SPAIN to me, where is the cultural food? Where are the bulls? Where's the stuff we associate with the Iberian Peninsula? They did such a good job in Encanto, what the heck happened? Oh and did I mention that most of the animals that appear in the forest are not even native to the Iberian Peninsula, there would be no racoons in a medieval setting there, considering they're an invasive species that was brought there from North America, something that, I assume, wouldn't be possible back then, as I don't think the americas were even discovered yet, but anyway, there they are, racoons hanging upside down from their tails, something they can't even do. Sorry for expecting biology accuracy from my disney movie guys, but you can't just make Encanto, that was freaking amazing with it's inclusion of so many gorgeous latin American animals, and then do whatever Wish is, like bruh where were the Lynxes??? They're an endangered species there, Disney could've raised awareness!!!
The music...
Valentino was absurdly annoying, and it would be SO EASY to make a baby goat cute! Baby. Goats. Are. Cute. SO WHY DID YOU MAKE HIM UNFUNNY GOAT THAT MAKES BUTT JOKES???
Characters were unmemorable, Asha's mom didn't do anything, Sabino, whose supposed to be the backbone of the story, is barely a character, and again, it's not like Disney hasn't made likable elderly people before, Moana's grandma, Mama Coco, but my guy Sabino was just... There.
Aaaand I probably could go on and on but I can't think of anything else, feel free to share your own problems with the movie yall.
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hot-take-tournament · 4 months
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HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT!
PRELIMINARY #241
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Submission 854
We don't need headlights in daylight
Aight this is being submitted purely because today someone forgot to pick me up and I had to walk like 3 miles along the sidewalk with car headlights making my vision worse,AKA this is mostly a salt post.And this applies to headlights ONLY,not blinkers.
So you know how people with astigmatism HATE driving at night because of all the lights blurring together?This applies to pretty much any manmade light source and a lot of reflective things too,at least for me.The only reason it's really bad at night is because there's more of them,but this happens during the day too.I legit can't tell the detail of cars apart until they're 15 or so feet in front of me because of the glare.It's not a huge issue during driving but holy shit is it annoying and makes me feel like I have 240p vision.And there's no benefit to this either!Under normal weather conditions,you can see perfectly well during daytime,so all you're doing by using headlights is burning them out faster so you have to replace them more often.Of course,if there's mist,a snowstorm or other occurences then by all means use them,that's what they're made for after all!But making it mandatory to have them turned on is just stupid in my opinion.Then again I don't actually know if it is truly mandatory,my dad told me so but everyone still uses them so it's not like it changes anything.
Propaganda is always encouraged!
And remember to reblog your favourite polls for exposure!
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psylunari · 1 month
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For the ship ask game: kunikidazai, suegiku, atsulucy
NOTE: the post will be long as heck. I'll keep reblogging for every ship addition till I finish.
I'll preface this by saying, yes! I do ship all of these!
Kunikidazai
(nervous chuckle) buckle up, buttercup.
1. What made you ship it?
TL;DR: ironically enough, writing it made them take over my brain.
Mid-tier answer: It wasn't one specific thing. I watched the show and had 1 (one) plot bunny one year later (my most-read BSD fic). I was writing a MHA OC/canon thing at the time. While passionate about that OC/canon, it was a difficult fic, and I put it on hold.
Writing that knkdz fic proved itself easier. It was flowing. It forced me into a deep dive in their dynamic. The result is what you see.
Long answer: it took me 10+ years in fandom (legit) to like m/m ships. So it's kinda hard?? To watch things with m/m tinted glasses. AKA deliberately looking for m/m chemistry, or interpreting it always that way, or making it up in my head if I can't find it. If I come across a ship, I came across a ship. And I'm the same for any ship.
During my first watch of bongo straycats, I didn't ship much of anything. I looked at those two and went, “yeah, they're haha funny, if I were to ship something it'd probably be this”. I was done with the three seasons out, then, I “forgot” BSD.
I mean. Not that I forgot. I was in-between fandom phases with other stuff. So I didn't pay “the popular ships” much mind. They were there. A thing that existed. I didn't care for them.
Then it went like:
“Hey, I could use some change in my life, lemme style my hair like this anime twink.” “Fic idea for haha funny ship. What if instead of disappearing to commit the die, the anime twink was sick and didn't tell anyone?” ?????? “It is a CRIME that THIS dynamic is on the unpopular side, I'm declaring myself in knkdz hell till further notice and will do something about it.”
2. What are your favorite things about the ship?
TL;DR: they are multifaceted, their relationship is a deep rabbit hole of symbolism, and a blast to write about.
Superficial answer: complementary personalities + look good together + attractive + hilarious banter + suspicious moments + annoyances to lovers.
Heartfelt answer: I look at them from a complete perspective. Never one without the other, never caricatures of themselves. There's the caring domestic side, the dumb disagreements, the synergy and mutual respect, the defiance of internal values, the angst past and present… They are complex. The more you dig, the more you find. It's entertaining. It made the brain go brrrrr.
3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?
It isn't often I come across interpretations I disagree with. Dedicated knkdz shippers and I are mostly in the same wavelength. My unpopular opinion, however, boils down to “I interpret both as some flavor of bisexual, not gay” and “mischaracterization”.
Will elaborate on the latter.
On Kunikida: headcanon as the fandom might, IMO, this guy isn't confident about love and sex. Let alone super liberated.
Picture this. Inexperienced + perfectionist + “dear diary, today I dreamt of my perfect wife” + “do girls not like me because I'm a nerd?” = pretty romantic, huh? And out of touch with reality.
Don't get me wrong. He does have carnal desires or kinks, I feel. I see him as shy and easy to fluster in the beginning. He takes time to relax and do his thing, being his own biggest critic.
On Dazai: he isn't helpless and definitely has an edge. I have a catboy agenda to set. Think like a cat's claws. Can and will scratch if unhappy, they're part of him, do not declaw the catboy. The feetsies are soft and adorable. They're also a part of him.
In the love aspect: when he LIKES someone, Dazai goes “brain.exe has stopped working” and does/says the stupidest shit. I think he orbits them out of no idea how to deal with it. Staying in the same space, wanting closure, not asking for it. Literal cat behavior again.
Now, in sex matters, he's shameless for… the most part. Not vulnerable all the time. He can flirt when it's for meaningless flings. What IMO WOULD make him cry is emotional stuff. Which may be tied to a sexual moment. Just not necessarily.
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darqchilddaydreamz · 7 months
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CH. 30 Return to Chapter List
Juice x Female OC multi chapter full length fic
18+ ONLY BLOG * MINORS GO AWAY!!
Angst * Fluff * Comedy * Smut 
A/N: Y'all are legit the most patient folks ever...will a little Miss Loretta make up for taking so long? Truth be told I was ironing out some timeline issues and didn't want to post until I was sure nothing would affect this chapter. Thank you for peeking in and inquiring about this update (you know who you are). I'll let you get to it! Enjoy! And thank you for continuing to read this story. It means so much that you are enjoying it as much as I am enjoying writing it. ;)
⚓SOA belongs to Kurt, my heart belongs to Juice and this story (and any OCs) belongs to me. I DO NOT give permission for this to be re-posted anywhere. Reblogging on tumblr however, is a lovely compliment to pay.⚓
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Here we go...
Chapter 30: No Words Left
Juice was laying between Raniyah’s legs on the couch playing a game, when her laptop sounded off. The muffled chiming announced a video call coming in.
“Oooo,” Raniyah grimaced. “It’s ma.”
“I forgot about today.” Juice sat up quickly, the last thing he wanted was for Miss Loretta to see him with the evidence of a fight still on his face. “Shit…tell her I’m not here.”
“I ain’t lying to her for you!”
She started to get up from the couch but he tugged her back. “It’s one little lie!”
“Oh no it’s not, ‘cause she’s gonna ask questions and I’m gonna have to lie through every single one of them.”
Wide-eyed, he argued “Come on, Ronnie. You have to! She’s gonna shit!”
“Yes, she is.” Setting her laptop on the table, she opened it. “But, she’s gonna wanna see you, so think of something not too outrageous to say.”
“Ronnie!”
“Be happy she can’t see your leg! Come sit down!”
Muttering fuck under his breath, Juice sulked like a child over to Raniyah and sat next to her.
“Hello, you g--!” Miss Loretta leaned closer to her screen, eyes wide. “Juan Carlos Ortiz! What happened to your face? Your face! Ro?!”
“Ma? You’re yelling.”
“Well, what happened to Juan?!”
Raniyah loved that her mom was getting all worked up over Juice and poked the bear. “Ask him, it’s his face!”
“Raniyah Annaliese Carson!” 
“Ma. Ma! Calm down, okay? He’s fine.” Nudging Juice’s shoulder with hers, she grinned. “Tell her you’re fine.”
Despite being uncomfortable with Miss Loretta seeing him this way, their exchange happening as if he wasn’t sitting right there made him smile wide. “Hey, Miss Loretta.”
“Ooooh no! You do not ‘hey’ at me! What happened to your face, sweet boy? Your beautiful face!”
Juice tucked his chin down under the weight of her concern, wanting to erase the worry from her face as quickly as possible. “I got in a little fight that’s all. It’s nothing.”
“A fight?” Miss Loretta’s voice went higher in pitch but she was calming down and switching over into ‘information gathering’ mode. “Raniyah were you there? Are you okay? Juan, look at me. Are you really okay?”
Juice warmed under her motherly attention. “I’m good. Can’t even feel it.”
Miss Loretta’s squint landed on a different target. “Raniyah, you didn’t answer me. Were you there when this happened?”
Raniyah knew that the only way to end the interrogation her mom wanted to start was to lighten the mood. Grinning, she crossed her eyes at her, “No, I wasn’t there. He was out there doin’ manly, neanderthal things all by himself, and I was here - safe and sound like the good girl I am.”
Hearing that her mom rolled her eyes. Raniyah added, “But I hear the other guy got a good taste of Queens. Mr. Bad Ass here did his own damage.”
Under the table, Juice squeezed Raniyah’s thigh in thanks, leaving his hand there.
“Don’t encourage him, Raniyah! It’s not a joke.”
“Sorry, ma.” Raniyah nudged Juice’s shoulder with hers again, grinning at him. “I kinda like it. It gives him an edge.” She bumped him under the chin with her fist. “And wasn’t there two guys?”
Juice chuckled, giving his most innocent smile to the camera. “Yep.”
Miss Loretta sat back in her chair for the first time since the call began. “Oh, for heaven’s sake you two!”
The rest of the call moved away from Juice’s battered face and on to the news that Raniyah had finally gotten her moving allowance deposited in her account and other more trivial things. When ending the call, however, Raniyah saw the look her ma flashed her before she disconnected. Oh boy. It was clear Miss Loretta was gonna have plenty to say later.
0.o.0.o.0
By mid-afternoon, Raniyah was talking Juice into going to the store with her so she could make the steak sandwich she was craving.
“Why can’t we just order them?”
“Boy, please. No offense, but ain’t nobody in Charming making the type of sandwich I want.”
Juice complained through the store but two hours later was holding his stomach after wolfing down two steak sandwiches layered with melted Swiss cheese, caramelized onions, strips of fire-charred poblanos, tomatoes, lettuce and mayo on soft hoagie rolls.
With a sleepy smile, he watched her while she finished eating, “You need to make me that every day till I die.”
Grinning and swinging her legs Raniyah was proud that he liked it that much. “Till you die?”
“Yep.”
They put the leftover food away and cleaned up together but soon enough, Juice’s full belly was calling him to a nap. At first snore, Raniyah dragged him off of the couch and into bed so they’d both be comfortable. An hour later, he woke up to Raniyah sitting up with her back on the wall, looking at her laptop quietly typing.
Stretching, he rolled over scratching his chest, “Hey, girl.”
“Hey.”
He frowned at her flat tone, rolling onto his side to face her with curious eyes. He didn’t like the tension he felt coming from her. “What?”
Raniyah couldn’t bring herself to look at him, the words stuck in her throat. To Juice it looked like she was trying to decide what to say. And it couldn’t be anything good.
“Just tell me.” Juice felt his anxiety begin to stir, her struggle was increasing his heart rate. Sitting up, he frowned, “What?”
She kept her eyes on her screen. “I got an email on Friday. With everything going on I hadn’t checked my inbox. I--…they said they’re ready for me to start in the office.” The end of her sentence trailed off. Her volume lowered till it was just above a whisper.
Juice slowly laid back with his hands under his head, staring at the ceiling. Trying to ignore the tightness he heard in her voice, he said nothing. 
“That means I have to get ready to go to Nevada…this week.” Raniyah would swear she could hear the dust particles floating in the air. His silence was killing her nerves. “Jay, are you--?”
He cut her off, his voice was soft, “I hear you. When?”
“They want me in on Wednesday at the latest so...I have to leave Monday. I need time to unpack and do laundry. I haven’t even thought about how long it’s gonna take setting up my room. I have to call my cousin and tell her I’m gonna be--.”
Juice brought his arms down, his hand barely brushed her leg but it stopped her rambling. Raniyah was buzzing with emotion and getting more upset by the second looking at his stoic expression. She couldn’t read his silence and it was making everything so much worse. Talk to me!
“Fuck!” Raniyah jerked to sitting up straight, closing her laptop. She wished he would look at her or say something - anything. “I knew this was coming but I just--”. Wiping her eyes roughly, she shook her head refusing to look at him now. His silence made her welling emotions even harder to control. “This is stupid. Sorry.” Wiping her tears away as fast as they tried to fall, she muttered an apology for losing it. “I’m sorry.”
Raniyah couldn’t see the waves of nauseating anxiety rolling through Juice, leaving a copper taste in his mouth. His heart was pounding so hard that he tried rubbing it through his chest. Massaging as deep as he could, he held his breath feeling the numbness in his arm moving down to his hands. Jesus. 
Quietly, he sat up. “I gotta…I gotta get up.”
Raniyah watched him walk out of the bedroom without so much as a glance back at her and new tears welled up. Biting her lip, she tried to pull herself together but how could she when she didn’t want to leave? She stared at the doorway hoping that he would reappear. She wanted him to talk to her, she needed him to. She didn’t know what she expected to happen, but this shutdown that he was doing wasn’t it.
Instead of him coming back, she heard his game start up. Raniyah wiped her face and took several deep breaths before padding down the hallway. Standing near the couch, she waited for him to look at her. His jaw was set for gameplay, his fingers flying, but she wasn’t fooled.
“Talk to me.”
Hearing her voice, he held the controller loosely, his fingers unmoving. Without him to direct the battle, screams of dying soldiers on his team filled the air between them.
“Jay.”
Juice rolled his shoulders and cracked his neck, tossing the controller onto the floor, his leg bouncing. “What am I supposed to say?”
Raniyah worried her lip between her teeth. It was a fair question. “I don’t know. I don’t know what to say either.”
“Okay.”
Caught off guard, Raniyah spat out a tiny laugh, “Okay? What does that even mean?”
When Juice looked up at her, the corners of his lips raised in a weak attempt at a smile, but his eyes were devoid of joy, “Okay…you have to go…I mean--.” He shrugged in his conflict. Now that they were facing the very thing they knew was coming from day one, he didn’t know how to feel. He knew they were both thinking it. We’re fucked.
Juice stood up and faced her. He could hardly stand to see the dejected look on her face. Ronnie. Shaking off the sadness that had begun to cloud his face he closed the space between them.
“Hold on.”
Confused, Raniyah let him brush past her, “What are you doing? Hold on for what?”
Headed back to his room, Juice called out over his shoulder. “Just wait. I got something for you.”
“What?”
“Just wait a sec.”
Coming back, he held out a slim, black velvet jewelry case. “Here.”
Raniyah stared down at it before taking it. Opening the case she was struck dumb by the necklace inside. Running her fingers over it, she couldn’t utter a word.
“You got me something for all my birthdays, so I got you something, too.”
A curved, silver lighting bolt with a mother-of-pearl inset and diamond baguettes on the bail, dangling from a silver chain stared back at her. To Juice’s pleasure, her eyes grew huge. “Jay! This is…it’s too much.”
Smiling softly, he stood closer but didn’t touch her. “No, it’s not…it’s just for seven birthdays instead of one.”
He insisted on helping her put it on and Raniyah put a little speed in her steps to get to the bathroom mirror to look at it. Juice leaned in the doorway, while she looked at her reflection. His eyes were not at all confident when he asked, “Do you like it?”
“Are you kidding me?!” She rolled her eyes at his doubt that she could do anything except love it, “Of course I do! It’s beautiful!”
He stepped into the bathroom behind her, looking at her through the mirror. She looked at their reflection, seeing them together after so many years. No wonder ma cried the way she did. It hurt her heart to see his face settling into whichever emotion he thought would carry him. If he can handle this so can I. Refusing to be sad, Raniyah turned around and pulled him closer by his waist, holding up her new charm. “It looks like your tatts a little bit.”
Juice smiled softly, knowing he did that on purpose. “Yeah.”
“You know…somebody might think I’m taken or something ‘cause of this.”
“Good.” Juice glowered down at her, “ ‘Cause I ain’t tryin’ to hear shit about a ‘somebody’.” He gave her a quick hard squeeze when she smirked in amusement at his annoyance. “Hey,” he said, ducking his head down and raising his eyebrows. “Fuck all of them…you’ve kinda always been my girl.”
Raniyah’s face scrunched in the ridiculous level of delight she felt at hearing his words, nose wrinkling and dimples dipping. “Oh really?” Putting on her heaviest Queens accent, she looked him up and down, neck rolling. “Well then, I ain’t tryin’ to hear bout a ‘somebody’ eitha. Fuck all these skinny ass, hoe ass, skank ass bitches. Feel me?”
Feeling a pang for NY in his chest that he hadn’t felt in years, Juice grinned at her over-the-top act. “Deal.”
Raniyah beamed at being able to put a smile back on his face. They both knew it was the strangest introduction to a conversation about long-distance dating there could be, but it was also so very much a ‘Ronnie and Jay’ way to go about it.
Hugging her tight, he dropped a warm kiss on her forehead. He murmured against her skin, “I’ll come see you a lot, I swear.”
Without letting him go, she kissed his chin, “I have most weekends off. I can come down. It’ll probably be easier for me to get away than you.”
With his eyes fixed on hers, he spoke the only promise he could, “We’ll figure it out.”
As much as her heart wanted to believe they were talking about the same thing, her ears needed clarity. Acting against her nervousness, she looked him straight in the eye. “Do you want to?”
“What?”
“Figure it out. So we can be--”, she lifted one shoulder, letting her sentence trail off. “Together, together.”
“Yeah.” Juice’s heart was ramping up speed. His eyes bored into hers, not wanting to miss any sign that he was getting what she was saying wrong. “Do you?”
Raniyah’s dimples dipped, “Yeah…I do.”
Biting the inside of her bottom lip, she swallowed hard and ran the backs of her fingers along his jaw. There was no way she could leave Charming without telling him how she felt. Just say it! 
“I don’t want to be with nobody else, Jay." There was a bit of a tremble in her voice when she spoke again, "I love you.”
Juice tensed then drew up to his full height. This wasn't the 'love you' phrase she tossed around regularly in their dealings with each other. His eyes scanned her face, searching her for uncertainty and glowing on the inside from not finding any. She loves me. His smile cracked the surface and words he wanted to echo back sat on the tip of his tongue refusing to launch for fear of what the admission would do to him. He fingered the necklace he had given her briefly then cupping her face, he broke through his struggle. "Me, too. You know that, right?"
Raniyah blinked in surprise. For some reason, she didn’t expect him to confirm it so quickly. Her nod freed him to kiss her. They stood in that tiny space, arms wrapped around each other tight. Starting and stopping their kiss to memorize what love looked like - desperate to hold on to the depth of it that they knew they had with each other. Finding what their lips weren’t expressing in each other’s eyes, the loyalty they were promising in the silence. In the end, they both knew they were avoiding putting everything into words because the risk was so high.
Two days. They had two days left. They were both thinking it. Even with their feelings laid out plain they needed time that they didn’t have to sort things out or make a plan. Happier than they thought possible, they stood with foreheads resting together, holding their breath against the other emotions pummeling them black and blue on the inside.  
0.o.0.o.0
Waking up Sunday morning, Juice stretched, smiling at the form buried under the covers next to him. She loves me. Rolling onto his back he put his hands under his head, his mind already working on ironing out the details. Her cousin’s house in Vegas was less than a day’s ride. He’d have to be mindful of where they went because of his cut but it wasn’t like she was going to want to hang out downtown. For now, he just didn’t want the Vegas chapter to know about her. He wasn’t ready, she wasn’t ready. He didn’t like that it would have to happen eventually but maybe he would feel differently once a bit more time had passed. She wasn’t his old lady…but as far as the notion of having her seeing anybody else went, she was.
An ugly reality crept into his happy thoughts…sharing. Croweaters. Avoiding them was easy with Raniyah there, but they would all know when she left. His stomach soured thinking about his last run-in with Trina. She had left him alone ever since, only occasionally cutting him a dirty look. But then there was Zoe. 
Zoe had tried to approach him the Wednesday before while they loaded up for the job with Lin. When he pulled up, she was outside parked on a bench, waiting. He could feel her watching at him the entire time he dismounted and walked up to the patio area. He would have walked by, ignoring her but she latched onto the fabric of his hoodie, stopping him.
“Juice?” Her whining voice grated on his nerves more than ever. “I was waiting for you.”
Juice frowned at her hand still holding his sleeve until she let go. Why doesn’t she get it? “For what?”
She startled at the sharpness of his tone but kept going. “I just miss you that’s all. I mean, I know…Raniyah is here.” She practically choked on her name, raising his annoyance with the entire conversation even more. “But I thought we--”.
“What we?” Juice cut her off, his brow furrowed deep, thinking…how does Jax deal with this shit? “It’s not happening. Okay? Not ever.”
Shocked at his immediate, complete rejection of her, she sputtered out, “She doesn’t even care about you enough to stay!”
Juice would have at least tried to be nice about wanting her to find a new focus of attention, but her speaking on Raniyah’s loyalty to him flashed a fire in his gut, making him instantly pissed. Every word out of her mouth incensed him. He squared up on Zoe but she didn’t take the hint. Looking up at him, she tried for her practiced soft voice, not quite achieving it under his simmering hostility. “She doesn’t, baby. Don’t you deserve somebody who won’t leave you?”
Hoping her last words would have an effect, she had the gall to attempt placing her hand on his chest.
“You done?” He snapped and her hand froze in the air.
Zoe blinked at the ferocious expression on his face. Juice’s look didn’t soften when she conjured up her Texas-sized tears. “Baby, I just--.”
“Good.” Cutting her off, he spoke through his clenched jaw. “And you don’t know shit! Stay the FUCK away from me.”
Juice hadn’t been back to the clubhouse since Thursday and he wondered if she was going to try him again. He and Raniyah planned to go there later on so she could see everyone one more time before leaving, and he hoped that he wouldn’t have to check her again. Rolling over, he pulled the covers down off of Raniyah’s head and she immediately frowned trying to snatch them back, growling at him. A tiny smile crept on his face. Maybe I should just let Ronnie handle her. His chest bounced in a chuckle at the thought as he scooted himself closer to her, nuzzling against her cheek.
“Wake up.”
“No,” she grunted, tugging the covers up to her eyes.
Juice kissed her hairline and whispered, “I’m taking you to breakfast.”
Raniyah opened her eyes a bit, lowering the covers enough for him to see her sleepy smile, “Okay.”
Juice stroked her hair out of her face, dropping another kiss on her forehead. With his mouth still pressed to her skin, the tongue that had failed him the day before managed to work again, “I love you.”
If he was unsure whether or not he actually said it loud enough, the look on her face when she lifted her head, assured him that he did. Fighting the covers that twisted themselves around her in the night she burrowed herself into his chest, wrapping her leg around him. Snuggling as close as possible, holding him tight she didn’t say a word. Juice rubbed up and down her back, pressing intermittent kisses to her head. They didn’t need anything else.
How was he supposed to go from this back to waking up alone? He didn’t want to think about it but he knew - it was what he was going to miss the most.
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A/N: I hoped you liked this chapter and frankly put... I love you guys. See you next chapter! 💜kjx💜
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skz + when your anxious
maknae line + gn reader! ☁️
warnings: anxiety, crying, kisses, stress, cuddling, thunderstorm, panic attack.
genre: fluff + comfort
notes: sorry this took so fucking long, i legit forgot and also i have no motivation. im so so so sorry my loves. enjoy & reblogs would be appreciated!
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han: you walk into your shared bedroom and lay on the bed. resting your head on jisungs chest, closing your eyes. “hey sweetie, you okay?” you looked up at him. “not really ji, feeling anxious” he ran his fingers through your hair. jisung also has anxiety frequently so he knows how to calm you down. “how come my pretty hm?” you grab onto his waist, snuggling into his chest. “i don’t know i just am” he continues to play with your hair. “i understand, i feel that way sometimes too” you look up at him and smile. “you made me feel a little better, but I still feel awful” He kisses your forehead. “It’s okay love, you don’t have to feel okay. it’s okay to feel this way, and don’t worry it will pass eventually” “will it?” he laughs. “Yes I’m sure of it my love” he kisses your lips. “how about we take a nap hm? that always helps when I’m anxious” “okay sung that sounds good” he pulls the covers over your body. he then wraps his arms around you. “sleep well baby” he kisses you on the cheek. you doze off to sleep as jisung admires your face peacefully sleeping in his arms.
felix: you open the door to your apartment, setting down your things and then sitting on the couch. you were so stressed from work, your boss just kept giving you work even though you couldn’t get any of it done by the deadlines. even if you worked 24/7 you would never get it done. but still agreed to do the work because you didn’t want to seem as a “bad worker”. you just laid on the couch, tears forming at your eyes. you laid there for a couple minutes slightly crying, until you were full on crying. you felt like you couldn’t breathe, you hated feeling anxious. you just kept crying, you couldn’t stop. you quickly stopped crying (or at least tried to) when you heard the front door of your apartment opening. you quickly sat up and wiped your tears away. your boyfriend felix sat next to you, “hi beautiful! i missed you” he said as he hugged your waist. “missed you too…” your voice was soft, sounding like you’ve been crying. “babe…you alright?” he said as he grabbed your face to look at you. “aw bub were you crying?” he said with a pout. “yeah” you said looking away. “why? what’s wrong” he grabbed your hand. “it’s just work” you said starting it cry harder. “hey, hey it’s okay” he said as he put your head onto his chest petting your head. “it’s okay” he kept saying. “it’s okay love, breathe”.
seungmin: “hey weirdo” your boyfriend seungmin said to you as you walked into the kitchen. “hey” you said not even looking at him, or showing any emotion. you just quickly opened the refrigerator and got a energy drink. you walked out of the kitchen back to your room, as you sat in your desk chair you heard min walking in. “min…im really busy” you said typing in your keyboard. “yeah i can see, could you please take a break? it’s been hours. im worried you are going to get body aches” he looked at you concerned. “no babe i’ve got to finish this…” your eyes were glued to the screen. you opened the can and took a sip of the energy drink. “baby how many of those have you had?” min says walking to you. “normal amount… seriously min, i’ve got to get this done go away” he could tell how anxious you were. all he wanted to do was shut your laptop, pick you up, cuddle, and fall asleep. but of course you have been working like a maniac (haha) and not taking any breaks. “fine i’ll go away, just take a break soon” “uh huh…now go away” you said not even looking at him. min left the room and you started to get annoyed with your work. it was due in 30 minutes and you had only gotten half of it done. you were so confused what you were even writing, everything made no sense. you didn’t even think the lack of sleep & nutrition was making you not able to function. you realized that you were not going to be able to finish, you were so annoyed with yourself. you just excepted how you were gonna fail. all you wanted was minnie cuddles, so that’s what you did. you walked out your room to find seungmin on the couch. you sat on his lap facing him, “did baby finally realize they should take a break?” you sighed. you knew he was right. you laid your head on his shoulder. “be quiet i just need cuddles please” “of course my lovely” he said as he then kissed your forehead.
jeongin: you sat up in your bed as you heard a loud noise outside your window, you looked at your phone and saw it was 2 am. it was a thunderstorm, you hated thunderstorms, they always scared you ever since you were little. you were wishing your boyfriend was next to you but he was at his dorm. you so badly just wanted to bury your face into his chest and have him stroke your hair. he always was the best boyfriend when he comforted you when you were scared or anxious. he knew you hated thunderstorms. you looked over at your phone to see a notification from “innie the loml” it read “baby your handsome boyfriend is here outside, please open the door it’s raining really hard 😭” you smiled. you jumped up and ran to the door. you saw him smiling at you. he walked in drying his shoes on the mat and taking them off. “baby… why are you so perfect?” you said hugging him. you didn’t even care if you got wet from his soggy clothes. you were so happy he was here. he kissed your forehead. you went to your bedroom as he followed behind you. he changed into dry clothes as he then crawled into your bed. he wrapped around you as you sunk into each others warmth. the thunder got louder and louder, the rain was so heavy. you hated the loud sounds of storms. you hid your head into his chest. “aw baby it’s okay” he started to run his fingers through your hair, as he whispered sweet nothings into your ear. “it’s okay love, im right here” “shhh, it’s alright my love” “fall asleep with me” “you are safe with me sweetie”.
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tamelee · 14 days
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Hi, I recently followed like in the last week or smth. I wanted to comment on that post that you just made-- I'm sorry people aren't spending there energy in more constructive manners and that you had that garbage in your inbox.
I understand why comments would be restricted. I gotta say, I truly love your art. I've been on/off tumblr for years (diff accts over time) and your art & reblogs are legit a big reason why I check my dash daily. (Even if I've been lurking more than interacting rn)
ik we don't know each other, but SasuNaru (whichever order it is, i tbh dont get the variation.. ;u; ) was my very first ship so long ago. Given my early life their relationship (fanon/canon) gave me hope and helped me push through and ultimately heal some abandonment wounds. These two have been thru hell and back and give me the audacity to believe I and my loved ones can make it back too.
That all being said, Ik it is easier to say "don't let them get under your skin" and all, and that you didn't talk about quitting. But I hope you don't. You're wildly talented. Thank you for sharing what you choose to.
Hi~ @theskinofawriterbella ! Ah dw, it’s usually easy to ignore certain asks and I mostly do, but sometimes I feel like responding when it’s part of a bigger thing/issue. I wouldn’t know what to do with myself if I stopped doing what I do, especially because other people say I should… I’m ultimately doing this because I love creating. (Oh yes, the comments are restricted! I forgot about that, but it should be temporarily! ^^) 
And whoaaa really!?! That is so kind of you, thank you so much ;-;💕!!! 
I’m sorry to hear you’ve being going through bad times, though I’m very happy that you were able to connect with something and find hope/strength that way. I’d wish’ that for anyone. Naruto’ truly is such a story, don’t you think? As idealistic and flawed (through demographic limitation) it may seem now, its messages are inspiring and Kishimoto truly has a gift that lets you connect with the characters on an emotional level. Especially Naruto and Sasuke and their bond, naturally.
Ahhh I completely missed those glory SNS days. I hear about them frequently from my friend in Japan. Unfortunately I’m a bit late with being an SNS-fan xD and I couldn’t watch everything the first time, but I did see a few episodes and I don’t think there was anything else that lifted my spirits like Naruto’s attitude had. I had my books and my movies which always helped me escape, but I think I could write my own book about all the times Naruto inspired some action I took, because I too grew up in a village that absolutely hated me. Not for the same reason of course, lol, I was just a weird outsider and all, but I did think “well, if Naruto can smile through his pain and still go after his dream then I can as well.” A bit optimistic I’d say, but still. I have no idea what you went through, but on some level I’m sure, I can relate to what you say. I understand. 
Thank you for sharing this with me and taking your time to write and send it 🥰 I really appreciate it ^^! 
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🏅Being Team Japan's Manager 🏅
Being Tendou's Baby Sister
and Dating Ushiwaka
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Ushijima Wakatoshi featuring Team Japan x YN Tendou
Warnings: kissing, pda, butt grabbing, oikawa
AN: This is a request from @queen-aria-things!
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Ok hear me out YN Tendou
God I love that for you 😭
Seriously Tendou would be the COOLEST sibling
Anyways back on track Tiffany 👏🏻
Tendou always knew you had a huge mega crush on Ushiwaka
Let's say you are two years younger
So you were a first year when the Tendou and Ushi were third years
Literally you would come to practice just to witness all that was Ushijima Wakatoshi
First off, I do not blame you YN
Please take pictures for me 📷
Eventually you were just showing up so much that Coach Gremlin Washijō just made you the teams manager
This made your stalking observing of Ushiwaka way more convenient
Alas Ushiwaka for the most part ignored you 😔
Sure he was nice to you but the man was FOCUSED
Literally his schedule was as follows...
Eat, sleep, wonder why Oikawa didn't come to Shiratorizawa, Volleyball, repeat
Nevertheless, you continued your advances
Just small things here and there trying to get him to acknowledge you ☺️
But in the end, it all failed 😔
But being a Tendou, you weren't discouraged
Oh no no no
You see, things always have a funny way of working themselves out
Tendou totally gave you a mental pep talk
He wanted to blab your crush to Ushijima but you told him you'd never forgive him 😑
So he kept his trap shut 😒
After the third years left, you continued to hone your volleyball skills 🏐
Heck you even went on to manage the college Boys Volleyball Team
Honestly the skill set you possessed YN 💅
All this time, you were extremely close with your brother
He might be in France 🇫🇷 living his dream making chocolate
But you talk to him almost daily
And incidentally, he was also still besties with Ushiwaka 👀
So when Tendou told Ushiwaka how you had managed and help take your team all the way to college level nationals
Ushiwaka was impressed 👏🏻
And let's just say, it takes alot of impress that man
Thus opened the flood gates for you to make your way onto Team Japan 🏅
Ushijima reached out to you and you were honestly too stunned to speak 😳
Ok YN breathe! Just. Stay. Calm.
Forget that, panic YN!
Ushi asked you if you'd be interested in coming to interview for the manager position
Of course you jumped on that opportunity 🙄
You'd be stupid not too
Again, Iwaizumi is the athletic trainer YN
Need I say more??
You got all professionally dressed up and you looked STUNNING
Dude imagine Tendou's red hair in long sheets 😫😫😫
That's you, freaking SPECTACULAR
Switching to Ushi for a second 👀
The mans never forgot you
I mean he always liked you but you were so young when he first met you
You were basically a little sister to him
UGH FRIEND ZONED 😭
But one look at you walking into the stadium, hair down your back and dressed up 👀
Mans did not think of you as a sister anymore 😆
Suddenly he's flooded with feelings
Mans will instantly know he's going to make you his
However 👀
The rest of Team Japan will make it anything but easy for him 😅
Legit, you start working for the team a few weeks later
Obviously you are a huge asset because you not only know volleyball but you've been a manager 💅
Premium skill set achieved ✔️
The guys will all vie for your attention
And Ushijima is going to be put to the test 😅
First off, Ushijima totally calls Tendou after your interview to make sure your single
Seriously this man knows what he wants and will waste no time
Tendou is like 👉🏻👋🏻👁⭕️👁👋🏻
He's honestly so excited 😊
Please he's an amazing wingman
Like he even needs to try and sell you 🤣
Ushijima is whipped from the start
At practice, Ushijima will try to remain calm when you work with his teammates
If anything, Ushi is sensible 👌🏻
Seriously, he knows it's your job to work with the team
But that doesn't include them touching you 👀
So when Atsumu grabs you around the waist to position you properly
Ushijima is going to flip
Mans was in the middle of a spike when he saw it happen
The floor board breaks 😳
All eyes snap to Ushi who is now prowling to you
Yes prowling
Like a freaking 🦁
He stops and glares at Atsumu 😑
"Don't touch my YN"- Ushiwaka
You 👉🏻😃 whet
Atsumu 👉🏻😐🤨
Everyone else 👉🏻🍿🧎‍♀️
Literally Ushiwaka has had ENOUGH
Will drag you out of the gym
You just follow... stunned 😲
"YN, go out with me?"- Ushijima
You👉🏻😃 whet
"I like you YN"- Ushijima
You 👉🏻 😃 whet
"Dinner tonight?"- Ushijima
You 👉🏻 😃 ok
*Ushi walks away* 🚶‍♂️
Blink twice if you are lucid YN!
Immediately after practice you call your brother
Dude he's SO excited 🤗
Literally planning your wedding already 💑
After you date with Ushijima, things go pretty fast
I mean you've had a crush on the mans forever and now he likes you back 😏
Which means, you are his YN
And oh my gawd he's protective 🙃
Like he hoovers
Don't get me wrong, he allows you to do your own thing but when anyone, other than the team, it near you
😚 it's about to go down!
When the Atsumu incident happened, Ushi make it clear that you were his
Atsumu of course tested those boundaries
But that stopped quickly when Ushiwaka's spikes suddenly switched direction 🤔
How odd 😅
But it wasn't until the Olympics that you truly saw how protective your man was
Legit, I will use any and all excuses to bring this man into my Team Japan headcannons 🤣
I think we all know whose about to make an appearance 😬
That's right!
Your brother, Tendou Satori 👐🏻
And you guys thought I was going to say Oikawa 😒
He's coming later
Tendou and you share a few moments before Japan's match
Hugging and catching up while Ushijima warms up
"Who are you guys playing?"- Tendou
"Umm I think Argentina?"- You
Tendou 👉🏻😃 did you say Argentina?
*silence* then 👀👀
"Did someone summon me?"- Oikawa
🙄🙄🙄
"Umm hello there"- you 👋🏻 😁
"Well hello there gorgeous and who might you be?"- Oikawa
Tendou 👉🏻😃 oh no...
"Umm I'm YN, the manager for Team Japan! And you are?"- You
Suddenly a giant arm wraps around your waist and you are pulled close to a fuming Ushijima
Do you guys remember in season 3 when he was like radiating heat?
This 👇🏻
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Yeah that's what he's doing now
"Ahh the great stoic Ushiwaka"- Oikawa
Tendou, quick run and grab the fire extinguisher 🧯
"Oikawa"- Ushiwaka 😑
"I was just talking to your gorgeous manager here and hoping I could snag her number"- Oikawa
Ope 😃
"Sorry Oikawa, YN's mine"- Ushijima, imposing as ever
Oikawa 👉🏻😃 whet
You 👉🏻😅👋🏻
Tendou 👉🏻🖐🏻👁⭕️👁🖐🏻
"Come on baby, let's get back to the gym"- Ushijima
Mans will go over the top in showing affection too
Potential butt squeeze and/or hip grab in front of Oikawa 💅
Petty AF but we love to see it 👏🏻
Once you get back to the gym, Ushijima is going to give you the longest kiss in history appropriate for public 😉
He's fired up YN 🤚🏻
Consider your plight as an opportunity for team Japan to win
Suddenly Ushiwaka's spikes seem to be aimed at a certain brown haired setter 👀
Iwaizumi approves this message 👌🏻
And you just sigh, knowing perfectly well what you got yourself into 👐🏻
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ask-killer-dubstep · 1 month
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A thank you
It's been forever since I really posted much. I feel likes it's been a little over a year I would say? Maybe more? Least an actually post and not reblogs to show I still exist.
To really sum up why I'm missing so much is I used this place as a cope and escape from my real life. I'm doing a whole lot better, though busy working so that's ya... but life's better.
I got a fiance and a plan to move far away from my problems lmao. Might pick up a second job to help pay for it. Money's tight but life's still good.
I would like to apologize to those who I rp'd with and ended up flaking on them. I do get randomly busy often and forgot or I simply just didn't have the mental space to keep up. I'm honestly really sorry as I did really enjoy so many lost threads. And the friendships I've made on here truly do still matter to me.
So this is both a 'hey I'm alive and might come back once in a while to role-playing within my new boundaries' and also a thank you note.
So to these people I'm tagging, this is an update and thank you. (I do apologize for the random tag though but I hope you enjoy it <3)
@gathering-storm : you never needed an update since we text weekly...ish. But still thank you. You've known me for over a decade now and you've been such a good friend to me. I truly owe you my life.
@xanican-exile : thank you for saving my ass when I went to get my fiance and just being super cool dude. You're legit a fucking great friend even if we don't talk much.
@special-delivery-in-blue : sorry for the scare in this tag but you were also a great friend even if we haven't talked in a while. I always love sharing wiggle noodle videos with you.
@the-broken-monster : you were legit one of my first followers and role-playing friends. I genuinely wouldn't have had such an awesome time if it hadn't been for you. And it's been awesome seeing our lives go mostly up. We've had our downs lol.
@green-x-reaper : our first role play legit changed my entire writing life and made me feel so many good things. We may have never been super close friends but thank you for giving me that experience.
@themuseforest : it's been ages since we talked but you bothering to text back years ago made such a difference on how I thought about this site.
And to everyone else that sees this and talked/roleplayed/just interacted with posts. Thank you as well. There have been many ups and downs in the decade I've been on here and with the people I've known. But the ups always made me love this place more. So thank you for letting me have this space. If anyone wants to message me, you're more than welcome to. I still warn that I'm not always present on here but still. Thank you.
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idkmynameiskat · 5 months
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Getting legit mad at me on here multiple times for not responding to a message in a “timely manner” (whatever that even means) is actually crazy ridiculous and not gonna lie, kind of scary.
Not so friendly reminder that I don’t owe anyone on this website anything. I deserve to be able to live my life and hop on here to relax without getting harassed and feeling like I need to respond to every single person who messages me. Sometimes I just want to sit on here and reblog things and that’s it. Getting on here after being at work for 11 hours and instantly feeling stressed out because I’m being guilt tripped for not responding in less than 3 hours is so fucking unfair.
Thank you to everyone on here who understands I’m a real person with a real life who will message you back when and if I feel like it. If you don’t get a response from me, it’s 95% likely it has nothing to do with you as a person, and more than likely just the fact that I’m too emotionally tired for a conversation or I just simply forgot.
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If you send me an ask or a DM and I have not replied yet:
Gimme a sec guys. I have publishing deadlines, I have garbage shit to read for a lit magazine, I have class during the day, I have homework, I have LIFE. I have the google slides presentation of James Cameron’s Avatar Lore I want my family to know before the third movie I’m working on! I’m probably doing something much less cool, like writing an essay on Junot Díaz’s Monstro or something, and I’d rather be hyperfixating on whatever you’ve messaged me about anyway. 
If I appear to be active, it’s probably the queue and I forgot the post I made already, thank you. Pls feel free to message or DM me about literally anything you’ve seen me post, but rn we at this blog especially appreciate Spider Socorro content.
If you are here for my current Avatar hyperfixation, peruse a characters tag for my content on them. For tags specific to my blog, here is a list:
-melissa’s asks (legit any sort of message in my inbox)
-melissa replies (I do be replying to u guys tho)
-i don’t like ur tone (anons that I simply didn’t like their tone, like say it to my face, say it with your whole chest buddy)
-melissa bullshit (I just be sayin some shit)
-melissa does discourse (I’m having a lil fight but it’s a DISCUSSION)
-we're mindmelding get in (for my headcanons lol)
-fic recs (self explanatory really, but these are fic recs)
-melissa is an english major (these are really annoyingly media literate posts)
-i get more and more radicalized (become more reasonable) every day (my lil socialism/politics tag)
-is he babygirl or did he just commit a warcrime??/ and he can’t babygirl his way out of this one! (my tags just for ur little white male villains that are not actually redeemable ur just horny, currently mostly miles quaritch, negan, kylo ren, billy hargrove, and troy otto)
-spider sully (for content specific to Spider being adopted by the Sully’s)
-What Spider Socorro Fic is Melissa Falling Asleep Thinking About??? (masterlist of whatever Spider fic I be thinking about, it could be whatever world it built for me mentally or it could be just that good)
-melissa liveblogs __ for any of my liveblog content, big ones being:
-melissa liveblogs twd
-melissa liveblogs st
-melissa liveblogs ahs
-melissa liveblogs ftwd
-melissa liveblogs it (2019)
-melissa og this is all my original content baby, no reblogs all authentic me, here are some more specifically for the big hitters, (but if I’ve ever posted my own shit about it it’ll be under the same tag structure; melissa on ___):
-melissa on avatar (cameron)
-melissa on twd
-melissa on stranger things
-melissa on it (2019)
-melissa on ahs
-melissa on ftwd
-melissa on marvel
-melissa on criminal minds
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sparks-prime · 2 months
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I legit forgot that you reblog nsfw art here, so when I opened your tumblr at dinner with my family, the first thing I saw is Optimus getting bred, LMAO
They didn’t see, but it was a funny close call, xD
I AM SO SORRY-
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the-final-sif · 2 years
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heyyy buddy. uh so. is there a reason I reblogged that post about how easy it is to take stuff?
ok well I think obviously there’s a reason I just don’t know what it is. if u don’t mind spilling, please do tell?
I won't say too much about it, given that the situation appears to be dying down as people realize that it's utter nonsense.
The quick summary is a group known for making false allegations to harass content creators (previously targeted BoomerNA and a woman he was seeing, claimed the woman was underage when she was actually 19/20, hacked her account and leaked her nudes as 'proof') created the supposed allegation that Dream had created a minecraft sex mod and then used to to "groom minors" when he was 18.
Now, the thread's already being deleted, either by twitter taking it down for harassment or the author realizing how much they fucked up, but while some people took it to right away, most people realized that the thread was utter nonsense. Like legit, at one point the tweet author was claiming like a screenshot showed proof that Dream "had a relationship with a minor"? And it was, in fact, a screenshot (with no attached validity) of him asking someone if they could record a 15 second clip of them in minecraft saying happy birthday, because he was making a birthday video for his former girlfriend and apparently his girlfriend was friends with them. Utterly baffling stuff. There wasn't even a fake screenshot of him talking to a minor in an inappropriate way. They just forgot it I guess???
Overall the thread was very scattered and the tweets were barely connected to one another or to the actual screenshots shown. It honest to god read like something an AI generated. One minute it's like "okay, so this is Dream's discord ID" and then "And also did you know that Dream follows/followed one person who worked on a hacked minecraft client" with no context as to why that matters. Nothing's actually connected to anything else nor offers any proof of anything.
The funny part of all of it is that the thread was so poorly put together that even hardcore antis couldn't get on board.
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So yeah, looks like nobody's really taking them seriously which is good. Kinda hard to since the whole thing is so poorly put together. I wouldn't worry about it too much, other then the ongoing trend of queer people/content creators facing fake grooming allegations which is worth taking note of.
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puppyluver256 · 9 months
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[Image Description: Shelly, an admin of Team Aqua, with her Sharpedo. Shelly is depicted in her appearance from Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire. She appears to be walking toward the right side of the image in a confident manner, one hand on her hip and her free hand holding a red and white Pokeball. Her Sharpedo, a blue shark-like Pokemon with a yellow star marking on the top of its head, is positioned behind her with its mouth open wide. The background is a patch of land overlooking a stormy sea with high, choppy waves. End ID.]
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“If the tremendous energy of Mt. Chimney and the Meteorite are combined, we of Team Aqua can take a giant step toward the world that we dream of! We won't let ignorant little brats get in our way!”
Another example of the ORAS designs for the team admins being so much goddamn better!! GBA Shelly was just An Aqua Grunt With Longer Hair to me, but now? Now?! She's actually a distinct individual! She has Personality! And it Shows! Amazing glow-up! ...that's the proper context for that phrase, right? I, uh, have a history of not exactly being on the pulse of what the common lingo of my peers has been, and also have a tendency to make up my own weird phrases that make no sense to anyone else... XD
Anyway, in my ongoing attempts to fix my way of drawing black people (or characters who can at least be reasonably assumed to be black going by skin tone alone, I know this was still pre-Ryme so we didn't have what I consider to be the culmination of Pokemon's attempts at making black characters look like actual black people beyond just "skin is dark, okay done") so they have more distinctly black features, I tried to make her lips a little bigger, but considering she wears lipstick I couldn't do the tone difference thing quite like I did with Rosemary a couple pics ago. That and gloves again, can't attempt the palm thing yet still. ...yeah I know I didn't do any of this for Rice Pilaf, I legit forgot since I'd colored that well in advance before I started making this effort. I'm fixing that in the future for him tho, don't worry ;3
Also, more talking about this art specifically, check out that background! Or rather, what you can see beyond the subjects, at least. Love how the water came out!! I am so damn proud of it, looks like a proper raging ocean! And fun fact, you'll be seeing that again. Yeah, I figured it was more fitting to draw the Magma and Aqua peeps with a background befitting their themes rather than where you fight them (Aqua peeps in a volcanic background? noooo!), so I'm using the backgrounds from this and the Tabitha pic thrice because I Like Them >:3c
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Shelly, Sharpedo, and other Pokemon concepts © Nintendo/GameFreak Artwork © PuppyLuver Studios
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Los Ricos Season 2 Episode 4
THIS A 100% ORIGINAL STORY WRITTEN BY ME THAT IS NOT MEANT TO BE COPIED OR REBLOGGED FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL USE OR GAIN, BUT I APPRECIATE THE READ FOR SURE. THIS SERIES WILL CONTAIN SCENES OF COARSE LANGUAGE, SEXUAL SITUATIONS, INTENSE VIOLENCE, HEAVY TOPICS, AND SUGGESTIVE DIALOGUE
READER’S DISCRETION IS ADVISED
An AnyaRaineFanfictionEnt/AnyaRaineEntertainment Original
AB 1/29/2024
LOS RICOS
SEASON 2 EPISODE 4: Unexpected Quests
*Three months later*
*Savannah is flustered. She’s been spending so much time working cases and getting her back blown out by Xavier that she legit forgot to pay her rent for three months, and now she has 48 hours to move*
*She texts Xavier*
[Savannah: Xavie…damn you and your good ass dick.]
[Xavier: Wow, someone’s in a bad mood. What’s wrong my love? I had some good ass news for you today, but tell me your problems and how my magnificent dick caused it.]
[Savannah: I forgot to pay my rent for three months and I have 48 hours to move, I’ve been packing all day. I’m done. I kept it simple for the most part. Just my clothes, a few toiletries, makeup, candles, my computer, some sentimental stuff and my tv. I barely had groceries since I ate at work a lot. I threw my ratty comforter and old pans out. My furniture was secondhand. So, I’m leaving it.]
[Savannah: I had to throw the boxes and bags into my car]
[Xavier: Sorry about that…really. I didn’t think I was THAT good. How about this to make you feel better? Kendra didn’t contest, I’m officially divorced. I sold everything she had here, she won’t need it. Since you’re getting the boot, the door is open. I’ll wait for you.]
[Savannah: Ok. I’ll be there soon]
*45 minutes later, she pulls up in front of Xavier’s house and gets out*
*She’s dragging heavy bags out of the car and he hears this, coming outside in nothing but sweatpants, and some random black shoes he kept. He’s completely shirtless*
Xavier: I’ll get these *He completely strongarms two of the bags, lifting them and making his muscles flex* Don’t strain yourself, you do that enough.
*Savannah brings in the box with her Bath and Body Works stuff from candles to soaps, her family pictures, accessories, her makeup stuff, and her perfumes among other toiletries, she also brings in her bag with her computer, tablet, and all the chargers in it she goes back outside*
*Xavier gets the tv; Savannah is carrying the last bag. She locks her car and comes inside, Xavier locking the door behind her*
*He holds her, feeling her body’s tension ebb away*
Xavier: I’m sorry alright? You’re home now, home with me.
*He grabs her ass and squeezes*
Savannah: I’d rather get settled in before you fuck my brains out.
Xavier: I just like grabbing your ass to be honest. The pussy is a bonus.
Savannah: Just help my ass.
Xavier: Anything for you, my love.
*It takes some time to get all of her clothes hung up and all of her things put away. She also has to take care of some bills and address related tasks before she can officially relax*
Savannah: Ok, mail is held, address changed…all devices charging. Good thing my duvet and comforter set I was going to spruce up my place with came before I left.
Xavier: Alright then, let’s see it.
Savannah: It was in the last bag I brought in, let me open it. *She does* It’s just a grey duvet with some pillow cases.
Xavier: It’s nice. It’ll go nice with these new black sheets.
*They make up the bed together and then she puts her phone on the charger by the bed*
Savannah: I need a damn shower. *She’s placing an Amazon order*
Xavier: Oooh, can I join?
Savannah: You will anyway.
Xavier: Damn right, you’re my girl, I get to see you naked all the time now. And you get to see the dick that made you forget your fuckin mind. Go ahead and start, I’ll be there in a sec.
*Xavier orders something from DoorDash before joining her for a little sexy quickie in the shower. Luckily no one stole the food outside*
*She also made an Amazon Fresh order with a bunch of shit. They were out of the shower by then to get everything*
*Now Savannah is completely relaxed and on the couch in her new house with her man, eating Chinese takeout and binging The First 48*
*Meanwhile, LaToya has been feeling not too well, some pain, but nothing unusual*
*Suddenly, she feels it. The feeling that something came out and her water broke. The contraction hits her suddenly*
LaToya: Noa!!!! It’s coming!
Noa: Oh shit! Better get you to the hospital!!
LaToya: Call 9-1-1, I’m not gonna make it, the baby is already crowning.
*Noa dials 9-1-1*
Operator: 9-1-1, what’s your emergency?
Noa: My fiancée is in labor, I can already see the head, she’s not making it to the hospital on time.
Operator: Stay calm. Get two towels, and prepare for your fiancée to push. Do you have something to get rid of fluid?
Noa: Yeah, an ear cleaning kit we haven’t used.
Operator: Perfect, grab it, help is on the way.
*Noa returns to LaToya who has taken her underwear off and is pushing, the baby is coming out. Instinctively, Noa goes and uses towel to prepare to catch the baby. The baby’s head is out and she breathes for a moment before pushing the rest of the baby out. Noa catches the baby*
Noa: It’s out. It’s a boy.
Operator: Get the fluid from the nose and throat.
*Noa does so and after clearing the nose, he clears the throat. On the second try, the baby cries. He’s relieved. He wipes the blood and fluid from his baby boy*
Operator: What’s your fiancée’s name?
Noa: LaToya.
Operator: LaToya, hold the baby, skin to skin to your chest.
*She does so as Noa makes sure the other towel keeps the baby warm*
*The paramedics arrive and manage to get LaToya and the baby on the gurney*
*Before leaving the house, the medics isolate the cord since the afterbirth may not be too far behind. Noa cuts the cord of his baby boy and the medics take them in the ambulance. Noa gets in his car and follows them to the hospital*
*Meanwhile, Aphrodite, Samuel, Essam, Shiloh, Apollo, and Malaysia have taken the kids to Gummi Bear Park. While the kids are running around, a conversation takes place between the family members*
*Samuel and Essam are watching the kids. Malaysia goes with them because she feels it doesn’t involve her*
Shiloh: My mom called me; she went to visit Aunt Hera. Don’t know why she did, her mission with that should be over. Athena’s dead, she’s never getting out of prison.
Apollo: I really wanted to talk to y’all about that. I lost my eye because she stabbed me that night Aunt Kelli showed up. I didn’t know Athena hired somebody to try to kill you two and D’s friend. I wanna let you know I had nothing to do with that. I didn’t even know anything about it. I had no idea probably because they treated me so well when you weren’t around, but I didn’t know that they were really like that. They were good at hiding it.
They really had you painted as the villain, D. Like you were doing mom dirty and were just jealous of Athena. All along, Athena was jealous of you, and mama had a grudge against Aunt Kelli for the same thing when they were young. They lied to people, D. Everything you have, is what mama told people Athena had.
She lied and said Athena had the investment job. She told people that Athena was with Samuel. It was all you, D. You were everything Athena wanted to be. But she thought all she needed to use her looks to get what she wanted. Then she was jealous of your friend Cheyenne. She got the man she was working hard to get, plus Cheyenne is prettier and more successful than her and she was mad.
Aphrodite: I know all that, but why did Aunt Kelli go see her?
Apollo: Apparently, mama wanted her to come in a letter she wrote to her. Mama wants to see us.
Aphrodite: No. I can’t look at her, not after all she did.
Apollo: I’m thinking of going, she hurt me too, she even physically hurt me and permanently changed my life. I just wanna hear from her why she did it. You need to go too, just to get some closure with her. You have that chance and you never got that closure with Athena.
Aphrodite: I know you’re right; it just makes me pissed that you are.
Shiloh: At least think about it.
*Aphrodite lets out a huge exasperated breath*
Aphrodite: I really need to go home and think about this.
*Meanwhile, as night falls, Philomena is in her townhouse and for some reason, she feels uneasy*
Philomena: I have no idea what’s going on or why I feel so damn jumpy. Maybe I should call a friend to come over tonight…
*As she picks up her phone, someone knocks on her door…tap…tap…tap*
*Her breath grows still as the knocking resumes louder…BANG…BANG…BANG*
Philomena: Go away! I’m calling the police!!
*Just as fast as she said this, the knocking completely ceased. She ran and hid in her closet in a clothing bin. She made sure she could get air, and she hid there, scared until she fell asleep*
*The next day, Xavier is at the firm after having a hell of a good morning. Yes, he fucked Savannah before he came. He’s got a hell of a spring in his step*
*Samuel happens to be there in Brayden’s office so they can go over their shit together basically being in the same exact position, just in different locations*
Xavier: Nothiiiiiiing can ruin my daaaaaaaay! Heeeeeeeeey Bitcheeeeeeeees!
Robert: Dude. You alright?
Xavier: Never been better…mmm.
Robert: What’s gotten into you?
Brayden: More like who has Xavier gotten into? Dude, you never even showed up here like this when you and Kendra were together.
Keenan: At most, you’d just remark that you got laid.
Xavier: I’m in love! For real! Savannah is gorgeous, so smart, so gentle, so damn loving and that ass…woooo that ass…just all that ass. Hittin that from the back is A1. Pussy taste like fuckin Strawberries, I ate that pussy all damn night, she came like three times before she begged me to stop because she couldn’t take it anymore.
Then I had to fuck her real good this morning with that ass clapping back on me and I was damn near running late. I couldn’t help it with her moaning like that, “Oh please baby…ah…don’t stop…” Shiiiit…I’m ready to marry her right now and knock her ass up, I want four kids. Mmm, that’s a good woman right there. I thought about poking holes in the condoms to get her pregnant but I don’t wanna lose her.
Samuel: Looks like you fell for that big girl/thick girl magic, eh? I know exactly how you feel on that one.
Brayden: Hey, don’t you two start.
Samuel: Yet, you’ve been on Yesenia’s ass for how long? You fell for the magic too. I’m not gonna give details but…
Xavier: Yo, we need to link up dude, you always seemed cool as shit.
Samuel: For sure.
Sharon: Yeah, the fat chick appreciation club filled with hot mem…
Brayden: Alright, let’s get back to work! Sharon, go and fucking do something besides try to put your mouth on every man’s dick in here. Xavier, go and do some actual supervising.
Xavier: Sure thing, boss. *Salutes like a fucking asshat*
*An hour passes by and work is going smooth, until…*
Darren: Damn…another slipped through my fingers.
Xavier: You couldn’t sell crack to an addict man, how the fuck are you even still here when you can’t get clients to trust you to invest? Probably because you stole a whole bunch of other people’s money?
Darren: Your ass wouldn’t have this position if your wife hadn’t killed your uncle.
Xavier: Unlike your thieving ass, I actually have a proven record, and I suggest you get some work done before your ass is collecting unemployment. Plus, ex-wife, I got a new boo thang and I’m gonna lock her down and remove divorce from my vocabulary.
Darren: Rebounding from a smokin hot woman like Kendra and going to a fatty, really? All y’all are crazy, no offense Brayden.
Brayden: All the damn offense taken, you’re on thin ice Darren.
Philomena: Please. Can you all stop for ten minutes; I’ve had a rough night. Someone was banging on my door last night until I yelled out that I was calling the police. I hid and slept so shaky all night long, then I got ready as fast as I could and came here.
Xavier: Did you call my future wife? She could use that info since you didn’t call the police.
Philomena: No, but, I should. My ring camera went off so there is some video as proof that someone was there. I still have her card, I’ll call her right now.
*About 45 minutes later, Savannah arrives in her signature brown suit, them pants are tight and the thang is thangin*
Sharon: She does have a lot of ass though, I can’t hate.
Savannah: Philomena Anderson, you have some information for me?
Philomena: Y-yes Detective.
Savannah: The audio to the cameras must be turned off to avoid anyone hearing what’s being said.
Brayden: Sure thing. Deactivating in 10 minutes. Conference room D is the most suitable.
Xavier: Hey future wife, future Mrs. Wilson…
Savannah: Hey future husband. *Kiss* I gotta go do what I do best.
Xavier: Detective work or me?
Savannah: Behave…down boy…I have to actually work.
Xavier: I’ll wait here for you; I’m taking my hardworking baby to lunch.
Savannah: You’re so sweet. I love you.
Xavier: I love you more!
Darren, Robert, and Keenan: Sweet!?
Robert: You are fuckin whipped man…Paola doesn’t have me that whipped, shit.
*The door is closed to the room and the audio is turned off, but Savannah does have her business phone recording and transmitting the audio live to her detective partner*
Savannah: You said you needed to speak to me about something.
Philomena: Yes. Last night, whoever has been following me knocked on my door, softly at first and then began banging loud. I yelled I would call the police and they ran, or so I think. I hid all night in a clothes bin, and slept there all night.
Savannah: Did you hear anyone come in after you hid?
Philomena: No, I was buried under clothes so I couldn’t have heard anyway. I had a small gap for air that was not noticeable. I don’t snore so me sleeping in there would be unnoticed.
Savannah: When you left this morning, was anything unusual?
Philomena: My door was unlocked, but not from being kicked.
Savannah: Well, I’m going to continue to work this case, you told me a lot with just that much. You’re free to get back to work, but you have my number. I’ll be in touch, alright?
*The transmission ended and the two women parted ways*
Savannah: You get that, Barron?
Barron: Yeah, so that’s where she hid. Smart play by her escaping from a stalker.
Savannah: Very much so, I’ll see you after lunch.
Barron: Right.
*Call ends*
*Savannah makes another call*
Savannah: Cyprus, Officer Cyprus, I have a favor, I’m going to stakeout and follow Philomena home tonight, you know our drill. Get an inconspicuous car and make sure you have your gun because I will need backup.
Officer Dane Cyprus: Sure thing Savannah. We do this quiet as always.
*Savannah comes back out and Philomena goes back to work. Savannah embraces Xavier who gives her a kiss so passionate that in the middle of it, Robert looks up the Pornhub sound on his phone and plays it*
Xavier: My shit is OnlyFans $25 a month worthy, not free fap site level.
Darren: Go on and get out of here love birds before you have Sharon going in her office and pulling out the Hitachi Wand.
Sharon: How do you know I even have one?
Darren: You forgot to close the blinds to your office…Keenan was jackin it later. Sharon, you two need to go fuck anyway, you both need it.
Keenan: I got some work to finish.
Sharon: Me too.
*They went in the same direction when their offices are on opposite ends…well its for the better. Maybe Sharon can get off of her obsession with Samuel*
*Xavier gives Savannah a kiss and an ass squeeze before they leave together for lunch*
*They are heading to the same restaurant that Samuel took Aphrodite to when he got closer to her. Samuel recommended it of course*
*Savannah seems troubled though*
*Xavier notices*
Xavier: Baby? What’s wrong?
Savannah: You know why I was there today right?
Xavier: Yeah, to talk to Philomena about what happened last night. What’s going on? Did you figure something out?
Savannah: Yeah, I did. I know who the stalker is…but I have to catch them so I called Dane Cyprus, a cop I work with on dangerous shit like this.
Xavier: I want to help you.
Savannah: I can’t get you involved.
Xavier: Baby…I can’t sleep knowing my love is in danger. I don’t want to get hurt and I can’t protect you.
Savannah: Baby…
Xavier: You can’t talk me out of this. Let’s enjoy our time together and let me know the plan.
Savannah: It’s a tail and a stakeout. Nothing more. Gotta meet Dane after this.
Xavier: And I’m going…
Savannah: Why?
Xavier: Make sure you’re alright…alone with Dane.
Savannah: You are not jealous…
Xavier: I’m never jealous.
Savannah: We’d be together if we were into each other, hon.
Xavier: Still going. Let’s make it look like a date instead of a cop mission, or a night out with the third wheel.
*Savannah rolls her eyes*
*One long ass lunch into dinner hour and two hours after that later, night falls and Philomena is the last out of the building to go home*
*Xavier (Somehow), Savannah, and Dane tail Philomena in a dark tinted black car all the way to her townhouse, and they wait*
*Eventually, the shadowy figure slinks towards the house*
*Once again banging on the door, but this time, the figure attempted to break down the door*
*The figure slammed the door with their elbow and then proceeded to kick the door open, and run inside, Philomena screams a bloodcurdling scream as she is shot*
Savannah: You know the drill, Let’s move Dane.
Dane: Righty-O…
*When they move from the car and towards the house the figure shoots at them but they mobilize and split up and out of the range of fire*
*Dane goes in the house, where Philomena is lying on the ground, shot, but alive and whimpering in terror*
*The figure is no longer in the house and went out the back coming back towards the front before they are face to face with Savannah with her gun drawn*
*Xavier calls the police to get to the location*
Savannah: It’s over! Stand down.
Stalker’s voice: Sharp as always, Savannah. I should have known I couldn’t beat you.
Savannah: Why stalk Philomena?
Stalker’s voice: I had been in love with Kendra for years. Even with her relationship with Paul Weldon and that asshole, Xavier Wilson. I waited for years, built up a bond with her, just for her to be taken from me. Philomena looks so much like her, it felt like a second chance. I couldn’t resist her and I tried to court her. She rejected me, and my love and hatred for her built up. Now, you’ve gotten me, now you must die.
*Dane rejoins her and distracts the stalker, who aims for Dane, which allowed her to shoot the stalker and incapacitate their arm allowing Dane to take them down*
Savannah: It’s over, Barron…you traded in your badge for a jumpsuit.
Dane: Barron Landry, you’re under arrest for stalking and the attempted murder of Philomena Anderson.
Savannah: And there are a few more leads regarding other women who have been murdered with similar looks. I was wrong about you, you seemed like a good, upstanding officer of the law. In reality, you’re a sick person unfit to be protecting society or living in it. I’m not done with you yet.
Barron: Fucking bitch, you’re better than even I thought.
*The cops come and take him away and the ambulance takes Philomena out of the house with a gunshot wound to the shoulder*
Philomena: Savannah…thank you…and thank you too, handsome.
Dane: Oh. Um…well…you’re welcome.
Philomena: You’re so cute now, but badass when you burst in. What’s your name?
Dane: Dane. Dane Cyprus.
Philomena: Dane…Dane…Dane…I won’t forget your name. *She smiles at him as she is taken in the ambulance and it drives off*
Dane: I’ll finish up here, you head on home Savannah.
Savannah: Alright, and thanks Dane. We make a hell of a team.
*They fist bump each other before she walks over to the car, when she gets in, Xavier kisses her passionately*
Xavier: Let’s go home, baby. You need rest.
Savannah: Yeah, let’s go get the car first from the restaurant. It’ll be picked up by the police.
Xavier: How did you get to my office.
Savannah: Scarily enough, Barron dropped me off.
Xavier: Creepy ass dude, probably wanted a glimpse of Philomena.
Savannah: It’s over now, and I need more than rest…I need my man to please me…
Xavier: I’m off tomorrow, so I have no reason to rush. I’m gonna munch that pussy again…and this time…I want you on top.
Savannah: Are you sure?
Xavier: If I die, I die. You will put that pussy on my face and then you can ride on my magnificent dick.
Savannah: After I suck on it.
Xavier: I can’t wait to get you home.
*They went and got into Xavier’s car and went home and believe me, he delivered all the sexy lovin he promised and more*
EPISODE END
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