#i laughed for 5 minutes straight

[darlingthebaka]

This is a nice shot of the main 4 and then there's kosuke

#I laughed for 5 minutes straight #urusei yatsura #urusei yatsura all stars

[captainnameless]

not Daniel concussing Lando on live television

#i laughed for 5 minutes straight

[call-of-the-ocean]

peter's got some tattoos

#tma #my art #peter lukas #i had a very funny thought #and i had to draw it immediately obviously #peter gets a new tattoo of elias name every time they get back together #and crosses it out every time they break up again #martin sees it one time and can't stop laughing for 5 minutes straight #the magnus archives #tma fanart #the magnus archives fanart #magpod

[anna-scribbles]

regained my 12 year old swag(read an entire new percy jackson book in one sitting)

#CHALICE OF THE GODS WAS SO GOOD #AUAUUGHHHUHGHHHGHHHSH #i was laughing out loud every few minutes for like 5 hours straight #this was a book of BITS #(spoilers in tags from here on out) #i keep thinking abt percy’s river rage tantrum and how he came out of it to annabeth saying ‘yeah he’s scary sometimes when he gets worked #up. do you want more tea?’ #COMEDY #the entire bit with him hiding under the pastry cart. the thing about annabeth having a secret fanclub and percy’s not even phased. #THE HIMBO JUICE THING. RICK RIORDAN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THERES A HOOTERS BUT FOR MEN AND SMOOTHIES #annabeth apparently specifically won’t bake clue cupcakes. and this is happening less than 2 years after the famous sixteenth birthday blue #cupcake that she and tyson made for him. the one that looked like a blue brick that they are with their hands. #<— not inconsistency. comedy. #percy’s whole thing with playing with the snakes with the rainbow as he’s fully prepared to be eaten😭😭😭😭😭he is SO unserious #the entire mt olympus scene where he keeps getting distracted from what he’s doing bc he can’t stop roasting zues in his head???? #PERCY I LOVE YOU #ugh i forgot how much i adore percy pov. #pov of not knowing what’s going on ever. pov of being distracted every 10 seconds. he’s literally so real #i thought eudora was hilarious #the whole concept that percy has to do this at all. i think it’s so funny #ppl who are mad that the premise of the quests is stupid. like yeah. percy jackson has a stupid life. #when annabeth broke through his window at 4am to sit on his bed and talk about rocks and trees. everything #percy not knowing the names of anyone at his school or on his swim team #when the god showed up at his cafeteria and percy just ate his lasagna sandwich before talking to him😭😭😭😭that child is TIRED #i loved the light graffiti in the tunnel. when percy wrote their initials i SCREAMED #WHEN. WHEN HE ASCENDED AND TURNED INTO RAINBOW LIGHT WITH THE POWER OF WANTING TO TELL ANNABETH HE LOVED HER. #I DIED. #THE POWER OF LOVE ALWAYS SO STRONG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #AUGH i am weak #pjo

[horse-head-farms]

watching xB’s episode one and at one point Keralis and xB are flirting and talking about xB’s beautiful hole but they’re in a team with Joe and Xisuma who are just dead silent the entire exchange and just awkwardly start talking again as soon as the flirting has stopped LMAO

#tbf i can’t blame them like what are you supposed to say “ohhh princess your hole is gorgeous” “hey guys i found an iron vein” #its just. so damn silent. #this vs ren’s team who laugh for 5 minutes straight after he says “don’t touch other people’s shafts” #nothing brings out non-pg hermitcraft like. group mining sessions. somehow #xbralis #hermitshipping #is it fair to tag shipping if its canon material #hermitcraft spoilers #xbcrafted #keralis

[the1weird1pencil]

Annielynn be like:

#antonblast #dynamite annie #annalynn #annielynn #i laughed at this for 5 minutes straight and i don't know why

[dwaynepride]

i went scrolling through the facebook nola old person group for the first time in a while and they literally NEVER disappoint

#i laughed for a straight 5 minutes #like what are they trying to communicate

[rojomarker]

Me being absolutely livid because I lost a golden fiddle match against a little dancing demon on a stump of brimstone and am forced to be in the Devil's Carousel for all eternity

#Meme #Pizza Tower #I just saw this vid and laughed for 5 minutes straight

[remembertoeat]

Side Piece: Broccoli That's Good, Actually

(I might replace the clip art someday, but I think it's hilarious so now I'm making it everyone's problem)

TIME: ★★★★

PRICE: ★★★★

EASE: ★★★★

CLEANUP: ★★★★

Broccoli (and most veg) used to be kind of a necessary evil when I was growing up. I didn't hate it per se, but I felt the need to 'get it over with.' Bag of frozen broccoli, microwave it, donezo. Now, there's nothing WRONG with that, but it's not tasty.

This is how I've been making broccoli recently (when I'm not roasting it- a post for a later time,) and I REALLY enjoy it cooked like this!

Ingredients: 1. Fresh head of broccoli 2. A pad of butter or butter substitute of choice 3. Splash of lemon juice (or half a fresh squeezed lemon) 4. Spoonful of minced garlic 5. Pinch of salt (you can salt it more later.)

Toss everything in a small pot. Cook/steam it covered (though stir occasionally) on low-medium for 6-10 minutes until it’s slightly soft. Boom. That's it!

It’s REALLY good and makes a great side to so many other dishes!

Obviously, you can adjust ratios and cooking time to desired texture and taste!

#broccoli #vegetables #side dish #meatless #I AM NOT SORRY FOR THIS CLIP ART I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

[askinsufferableprickmod]

Wait u draw aip with jsut ur left hand????

asddshfjg yeah so i injured my hand like 2 ish days after starting askinsuffereableprick,,,,, i pushed through the pain for like 3 or so posts(not smart), in total there have been 8 posts on that blog that were done with my right hand, everything after oct 7th is left handed lmao

#the hand injury was partially cus of the blog yes #it was mainly hyperfocusing at school for weeks straight but going from that into an intense weekend of dave arting........................ #may not have been the best idea lmao #at this point with stabilizer there isnt a Huge difference between my left n right art #but its more noticeable traditionally #mainly if i use a pen then its still shaky as hellllll #my main complaint now is its still much slower And i cant use keyboard shortcuts :( #which slows me down extra much and limits what i can do in some instances #but fcking hell like at the start?? i was filling out a character sheet and there was a 5 minute laughing session cus it was like.... #literally incomprehensible #so ive come a long way >:) #the hannd is also maybee kinda getting better a bit #im giving it another month of rest at Least #probably like 2..... hopefully it wont need more then that................................................................ #ask #anon #rambles

[penny-nichols]

Brannaughverse: Poirot was a soldier who saved his squad but then his captain died in an explosion and then his face got real scarred so his heterosexual love interest said that he should grow a mustache (this is the first few minutes of Death on the Nile. War is presumably WW1 due to trenches) The ABC Murders: Poirot was a pastor and his entire congregation except for him got killed in a raid on his church during the war (presumably WW1 again but I have no clue actually)

#I think I was straight up laughing in the theater during death on the nile #I wonder if anyone put the first 5 minutes of it on youtube or something

[hauntingblue]

Stampede aka another episode of luffy turning haters into dick riders just with his kind and big heart

#i might understand all the robin law fanfare... its been 26 minutes of stampede...... #frobin reigns supreme imo still..... #VICEADMIRAL MOMONGA TOCAME LA PORONGA??? HELLO #THE LOG POSE TO LAUGH TALE???? and hancock arrived ❤️❤️ #usopp saving luffh omg..... #blonde buggy..... why are we doing this to out beautiful women... #fujitora is on his own frequency... here you go a meteorite.. whatever happens to all of you and our troops happens goodbye #mihawk intervened bc zoro couldn't do it omg.... nami keep watch he is going to end it all tonight jesus #also persona following mihaw for a second movie ajdjaks.... i love them together honestly #brosalino is the kuma guy's uncle????? nepotism...... #calling this guy the heir of the demon.... taking blame off ace akdjsksn.... you know whats funny in movies garp is very like thoughtful and #comprehensive of others peoples issues and then you get to how he raised luffy and like.... wouldn't that have been good there.... #and with ace too lmao.... i mean he didnt have abandonment issues but just wait and see to a 10yo asking if he is worthy of living idk... #i get the meaning of it and what he meant but we all know ace didnt get that at the time until luffy got there #usopp.... see how when oda writes the movies it feels different.... first steong world with namo and now stampede with usopp... #the relationship moments really hit.. i was gonna comment about zoro and the cursed sword but that was just focusing on him #well this one wasnt written by oda but supervised i will take it.... #hina taking the kids aldjakskal...... smoker and hina best straight ship behind frobin imo..... baby 5 x sai number 3 spot #sabo....... actually thank you bc smoker thinks he can take anybody #hancock and buggy AJSJAKAKLQQ omg usopp dont cry....... luffy will KILL that guy for making usopp feel like that lmao YEAAAH!!!!! #law smoker sabo the luffy lover squad..... each in their own way lmao #hancock its been so long how are you <3 omg law what are you doing here <3 my brother sabo hello. #crocodile made the plan of course.... luffy lover member too #usopps bullets omg.... #sanji and zoro against lucci omg..... YEAAAHHHH #wait a second straw hat crew costume by uniqlo design team??? THE DRIP!!! #luffy seeing ace beside luffy with the fire goodbye.... he is EVERYWHERE #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies

[devilishparrot-art]

DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT DRAW THE FACE BEFORE THE HEAD SHAPE

IM WHEEZING AT MY OWN FAILED ATTEMPT TO DRAW MY BLORBO BECAUSE OF THIS

#i did that just now and have been laughing for 5 minutes straight at how terrible it looks #art tips #ill post it tomorow when i get better lighting #all i cam say is he looks like hes been through some shit

[hensunrik]

Underrated detail about glass onion is that any Greek person could immediately tell you from the port scene and the traveling by boat sequence that this was 100% not taking place in the Ionian sea but the Aegean because there are actually visible differences in the island morphology/vegetation/architecture that give each archipelago its own distinctive look. And this probably won't register to most viewers but there's something utterly delightful in seeing that something you were prepared to shrug off as the usual hollywood casually mishmashing things and taking "creative liberties" (read: not doing research) for no important reason was actually part of the meta narrative about the utter stupidity and ignorance of the "vainglorious buffoon" billionaire character. Gg Ryan Johnson, absolutely hilarious and well appreciated detail, no notes.

#I know it really is not that important but the beginning was so obviously filmed in the Saronic gulf it was kinda bothering me #like why would you lie hjgfkfdjd but of course the egocentric buffoon did not even bother to find out where the island he bought was 😭 #the reveal had me laughing for 5 minutes straight absolutely iconic #glass onion #knives out #not f1

[bloobluebloo]

So Phantom Ganon has buttcheeks guys

#I laughed maniacally for 5 minutes straight #im sorry im like this #hudson really went and sculpt his asscheeks lovingly #ganonthots

[underdog-embers]

What's the worse that could happen

SHI-

another moment to add to my dumbass ideas Maelon on the side like "HELP, I'VE FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP"

#maelon the wizard #etnar the barbarian #I've been laughing for a straight up 5 minutes DBSADHBHDBAs #I always forget those freakin' jars do that HAHAHAHA