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sad-emo-dip-dye · 3 months
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“Quality Man” Osamu Dazai hiding with the trash to snoop on chuuya and atsushi
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artemisfowls · 6 months
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One Piece (2023-) – 1x08 “Worst in the East”
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shiiro-arts · 23 days
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Sometimes when I read (mostly nalu) fanfics and people describe natsu as a 6ft tall dude I can't stop laughing.
Like, my boy is 5'8ft (1,73m) y'all.
He is a short king and we love him.
Also, the day I realized I'm taller than him I just lost it.
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rileylastname · 5 months
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tired of telling people to go fuck themselves? here are some fun new threats to add to your vocabulary:
I oughta cover you in syrup!
I oughta put you in a canoe!
I oughta let a bird walk all over you!
please use with caution because these can be devastating and potentially deadly
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wolfish-nightmares · 27 days
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The Four Faces of Death
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Parings: Hannigram x reader x Collectkin 
Warnings: violence, gore, bad language, sex, cannibalism, 18+
Category: Angst, fluff? Smut.
Summary: Your life is shattered and changed between the hands of four of the most dangerous killers. 
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Silentium Est Aureum - Silence is golden in the black eyes of death
Mortem Obire - Death is always the hardest to face.
Deus Pascit Corvos -
Semper Invictus -
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wistfulwatcher · 2 years
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Xena: Warrior Princess | 1.10 "Hooves & Harlots"
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Would it be a Julie and the Phantoms/Sunset Curve performance if Luke and Reggie didn't practically make out trying to sing on the same mic as if Reggie didn't have his own mic
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fireheartwraith · 2 months
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Someone needs to make a compilation of all the times someone got slammed by a train at tubbo's
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tiny-elf-of-doom · 9 months
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✨My Mother’s Reaction to Vox Machina Characters✨
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First impressions, she’s never seen the show or any campaigns. Woman is very blunt and holds nothing back. Like for more "my mom reacts to..."
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Me: this is Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III.
Mom: how the hell does he remember his name? He’s gray…
Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S GRAY?
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Me: this is Scanlan. He’s a gnome and his power comes from music. He’s about knee height for me.
Mom: oh my god… why is this happening?
Me: *proceeds to show her the brothel quote scene*
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Me: this is the prettiest one, in my opinion, Vax’ildan. Our handsome half elf.
Mom: he looks so serious. He's a pretty Spock.
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Me: this is his sister, Vex’ahlia.
Mom: she looks like a badass. I don't like her outfit, though.
Me: what's wrong with her outfit?
Mom: I don't like green.
Me: where the fuck are you seeing green?
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Me: this is one of my favorites, Grog, the Goliath Barbarian. Mom: he looks like a big teddy bear. Me: he is! *proceeds to show her the sandwich scene*
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Me: this is Pike. She's a cleric and about the same height as Scanlan. Mom: she's a cutie. Very strange expression.
Me: you pick up on the weirdest shit.
Mom: *shrugs nonchalantly*
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Me: finally, this is Keyleth. Mom: she's got pretty green eyes! Very cute! *falls in love with Keyleth based on how sweet she looks*
Me: I knew you'd like her.
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thealogie · 3 months
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If you showed a 2014 freebatch warrior the world we’ve been living in for the past few nights I imagine it would be like being the ghost of Christmas Future in many ways
A 2023 shennant shipper can laugh while a 2014 freebatch shipper could only chuckle :(
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mindflamer · 4 months
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"i care what finn wolfhard is doing with his eyes" joke will never ever not be funny to me
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taciturnpoet · 11 months
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you look up "smug bastard" in the dictionary and you get this photo
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add1ctedt0you · 9 months
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He had forced himself to wait patiently for the conclusion of the hunt at Fojiao Tower, yet he hadn't even finished a cup of tea before a sect disciple came rushing down the mountain in a panic, telling of the terrible and brutal creature on Mount Dafan. Greatly shaken, he charged back up the mountain, shouting:
"A-LING!"
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madame-mongoose · 7 months
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Favorite Wheatley quote
"Am I being too vague? I despise you. I loathe you. You arrogant, smugly quiet, awful jumpsuited monster of a woman."
It's soooo good the pure venom in his voice is just YES I love seeing him consumed with rage
Also the entire kill yourself monologue
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pennyserenade · 2 years
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i think about when ewan mcgregor tried to draw tigger all the time
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cornerful · 2 months
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'Let us hope we shall get some rest without further trouble. You, Pippin, can go on the first watch, as a reward,' he growled, as he rolled himself in a blanket.
I feel so bad for Pippin in general right now, he is not having a good time of it at all--but as we see when he takes over the watch, at least Gandalf's bark is worse than his bite and this bit where he just. Rolls himself into a grumpy lump like an angry croissant is so funny and endearing to me
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